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Hey, man.
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Check out that scullery maid.
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Nothing turns me on like a woman in an
apron.
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Oh, look at Jeff Robin.
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Straight out of the dork ages.
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Oh, hey, Seb. I didn't know you were
working on this picture.
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Oh, this is so cool. You can help me
meet that woman.
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Jeff, we're not married anymore.
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I don't have to find women for you.
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Really funny.
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You know, that armor makes you look a
little hippie.
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Really? I like your outfit.
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You finally have that big lance you
always wanted.
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That way you can pet his eyes out first.
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I need to destroy every sign that that
cheating bag of huts ever existed.
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I've got an idea. Why don't you come
with me on my spiritual sweat retreat?
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Forget it. I am not crawling into a hut
with a bunch of Beverly Hills matrons
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ripping off a sacred Native American
ritual to whine about their petty
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It's not like that at all.
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Most of the women are from Encino.
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Computer expo tickets? Honey, you can't
throw these away.
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That's why you stopped interacting with
your family.
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No, that was the how. The why would take
weeks.
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Anyway, I was going to go with Sean, and
I don't feel like going by myself,
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okay?
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You could go with me.
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You're not kidding, are you? Because
that would be cruel.
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We'll only go if you want to. I mean, if
you wouldn't be too bored.
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Well... I might be, but I'm willing to
go for your sake.
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My daughter doesn't hate me.
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Ira loves me.
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Ira loved me not.
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Ira loved me.
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Oh, how he loves me.
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Marianne, new rule. You pluck it, you
buy it.
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from Arkansas, Lyle Slocum.
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He entered me in my first beauty
contest.
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Thanks to him, I was Miss Pickle Pig's
thief.
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It started my whole career.
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Well, it certainly set the tone.
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You must be Sybil's daughter.
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Hey!
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Oh, gee, Mom, I like him already.
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Mary Ann, you're about the prettiest
thing I've seen since we tied ribbons in
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the goat's beard.
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Oh, I get that all the time.
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You know, Lyle has the biggest pig farm
in Dumas, Arkansas.
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They say if it comes off a pig, Lyle
Slocum's got a hand in it.
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Well, I got more than pigs on my mind. I
come out here to be on The Price is
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Right. You know, I've always dreamed of
it. Then last week, my horoscope said,
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Libra, the time is right.
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So you plan your life around a line in
the newspaper.
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Bravo.
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Relieves you of all that pesky thinking.
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I'll say.
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And I am raring to go. Look, soda, 55
cents.
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Couch, $12 .95.
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Gold Cartier watch, six grand.
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This face.
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Priceless.
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Back home, we used to say Lyle could
charm the eggs out of a chicken.
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Oh, so that's what I feel in my pants.
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You know, he can guess a person's weight
just by picking him up.
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Do you remember the time you slipped a
disc picking up old Hippo Henderson?
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Hey, Sid. Hi, Ira.
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Zoe asked me to bring over anything from
my house that belonged to Sean. All I
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found were a couple of Petri dishes and
a glow -in -the -dark slinky.
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Quick, little Abner, guess my weight.
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Hello, Ira. Allow me to introduce Lyle
Slocum, the biggest pig farmer in
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Arkansas.
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Dumas, Arkansas.
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Well, put the nice lady down.
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Hi, Mom. Rachel, come meet your second
cousin, Lyle, from Arkansas.
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You remember Uncle Lee and Aunt Dottie?
The ones who shared the teeth?
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Hi. Mom, can I talk to you, please?
Excuse us, Cousin Lyle.
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So, Ira, don't you think Lyle's just
about the cutest pig farmer you ever did
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see? Yeah.
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I reckon.
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So, our marriage counselor wants you and
Daddy to come to a session with us.
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Well, I'd be happy to, honey, but I
can't speak for your father.
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I know too many words.
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Hey, Mom, isn't Cousin Lyle the one who
got married to a pig?
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Oh, that was just a publicity stunt.
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And he had it to know.
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Boy, this is really state -of -the -art.
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A hundred megs of RAM, a three gigabyte
hard drive, and parallel processing.
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Oh, you must be lying, Pinocchio.
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Okay, now let's do something important.
How do you make my boobs bigger?
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Surprisingly okay.
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Well, it's early yet.
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Linen paper cloth, $34 .99.
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Pound of spaghetti, $0 .89.
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I'm not boring you, Emma.
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Oh, no, not at all.
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My doctor says I need to air out the
back of my throat every five minutes.
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Any luck at the prices right?
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No, but my horoscope says hang in there.
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So, if you ladies will excuse me, I have
to do a little price research down at
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the 7 -Eleven.
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Still a little shaky on my fine wines.
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I don't want to hear it.
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You were the one who wanted to spend
time with him to make Ira jealous.
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You could have warned me.
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You're just lucky it wasn't his brother
Kyle.
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He carries dead squirrels in his
pockets.
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Speaking of bizarre behavior, does Zoe
still like you?
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Well, she can't seem to get enough of
me.
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We've gone to the beach, we've gone
shopping, and when we run into her
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she doesn't deny I'm her mother.
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I'm loving every minute of it, but I'm a
little worried about her.
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Here's a note for you.
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Someone obviously mistook me for a
postal worker.
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I'll be waiting for you. Please hurry.
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Who's this from?
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The Little Match Girl.
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I just know that Shrink is going to
start blaming me for everything. Like I
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a bad father or something. You were a
bad father.
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Well, yeah, but I don't need to hear
about it.
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Daddy, I didn't think you'd come.
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Are you kidding? I love being here.
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Rachel, Kevin, good to see you.
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Lois, hi.
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These are my parents.
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Jeff.
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Hello.
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Have we met?
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weekend? I've seen this movie and all
its horrible sequels.
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Daddy, you slept with Lois?
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Now I remember.
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I thought your name was Lola.
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This is just so icky.
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Thoroughly and undeniably icky.
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It was a long time ago.
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It was a long time ago, wasn't it?
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Not long enough.
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Under the circumstances, I'm going to
have to recommend another therapist.
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I'm sorry.
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It was good seeing you again.
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Well, I might have expected something
like this from your family.
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Mom, do something.
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Oh, there you go again, running to your
mother every time we have a problem. You
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want me to solve our problems? Okay, try
this on for size.
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Did you happen to notice if Lois was
wearing a wedding ring?
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Your daughter's marriage is falling
apart and you're coming on to her
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Ex -therapist.
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Because of you!
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You took Lois to Catalina, just like
Kendra.
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Kendra? Who's Kendra?
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Kendra, my hairdresser.
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Oh, your hairdresser. I thought her name
was Tundra.
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Tundra is not a name, you idiot!
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It's a big block of ice!
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That's her.
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hairdresser but i got so mad when you
took her to catalina i got someone else
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cut my hair and he butchered it so bad
you could see patches of scalp this is
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about a haircut no it's about jessica
lang she and i were screen testing for
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king kong we both had to stand on his
hand and scream bad monkey bad monkey
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because of my lousy haircut she got the
part and the career and all because you
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just can't keep it in there
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I forgot you drove.
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Mom, do you want to play miniature golf
tonight? I'll look the other way when
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you nudge the ball of your foot.
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Should I even bother calling the other
therapist, Mom?
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They all say marriage is a two -way
street.
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They just don't understand.
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Or we could go hear some poetry at Cafe
Decaf. It's angry young man night.
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I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm
going to my annual ritual sweat.
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I'm going to purge my pain, cleanse my
spirit, and renew my soul.
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That sounds appalling.
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I know you all think it's a big joke.
No, no, no, Mom. If you're sweating, I'm
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there.
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Excuse me. My father slept with my
therapist. You don't think I need to
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Come on, Mary Ann. We need to pour us.
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Ah, what the hell? CBS is showing
skating again tonight. Let's do it.
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Hey!
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Wow.
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So how'd it go on The Price is Right?
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four hours in line, two hours in the
audience, and nothing to show for it.
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even a year's supply of turtle wax.
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But you got to see Bob Barker live.
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He is alive, isn't he?
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Hey, Lyle, maybe you should try our luck
on another show like Jeopardy.
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No, that show's too easy.
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I mean, they put the prices right on the
board.
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$100, $200, $300.
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His mother was hit by lightning when she
was pregnant.
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I'm giving it up, cuz. I'm heading back
to Arkansas.
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Here, look at my horoscope.
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Libra, go home.
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It's almost as if some spirit is giving
you a strong and expensive message.
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You bribed an astrologer?
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Eh, they're all whores.
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Well, bye, cuz.
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Bye, love.
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Oh, I almost forgot. I want to leave you
with something. I mean, because I know
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you're this big Hollywood actress, but
you will always be Miss Pickled Pig's
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feet to me.
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Oh, this is too much.
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You know, I'm the only person I know who
got hungry during Babe.
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Oh, Mom!
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I'm sure gonna miss you, Mary Ann.
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You know, I am sorely tempted to just
park my pickup in your driveway and put
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down some roots.
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That would be wonderful.
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And I wouldn't even mind the precipitous
drop in property values, but remember
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what the stars say.
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Libra, go home.
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Be brave.
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Be strong.
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Be on your way.
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How about a kiss before I go?
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Oh, I'd love to, Lyle, but I've had a
touch of that projectile vomiting thing
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that's going on.
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Bye, Mary Ann.
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Oh.
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So long, Lyle.
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I don't know about California, but where
I come from, that goes for seven
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dollars.
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phase of our spiritual journey.
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North, south, east, west.
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Give us power on our quest.
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I'm so bored. I'm so hot. I'd really
like to do a shot.
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Quiet or you'll hurt a lot.
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In this first phase, we're asked to say
a prayer for ourselves.
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It's all a ritual, Marianne. It isn't
fat camp.
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Who would like to begin?
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Go ahead.
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Tonight I pray for more mother wisdom so
I can give better advice to my troubled
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daughters. I'm dying in here. I wish I
had a Snapple.
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Rachel, we're here for enlightenment
serenity. Zip it.
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Now we're entering the second phase.
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where we're asked to pray for everything
outside of ourselves.
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Who would like to begin?
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Oh, okay.
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I'm like practically anal about clipping
coupons, but the one time I forget,
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Kevin acts like I'm throwing money into
a shredder.
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May I interrupt with a question?
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Go ahead.
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What's a coupon?
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to give away all the things in our lives
that are no longer useful to us.
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I would like to give away my obsession
with Ira.
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It has led me to play childish games,
embarrassing myself, and driving him
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forever.
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Oh, Marianne.
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I'd also like to give away the smell of
pig's feet in my car. Thank you very
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much.
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I'd like to give away my professional
envy, especially towards Jessica Lange,
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whose career I might have had had my
husband not been such a horndog.
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I'd also like to give away my pool boy
who can never seem to keep the leaves
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out. I'm not finished yet.
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I'd like to acknowledge this anger
towards Jeff I've carried around for 20
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years.
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It's a bad example for my daughters.
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I'm sorry.
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If everyone else is done, I'd like to do
some cleansing.
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You would?
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That's so great.
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Everybody, shh.
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Zoe's going to cleanse.
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I have worked very hard to develop this
persona.
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And everyone's completely bought it,
including me.
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But all it's brought me is pain and
isolation.
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So, I am giving away the old, cynical
Zoe
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who stood on the sidelines and judged.
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From this moment on, Zoe Woodbine is
embracing the world.
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Thanks for bringing me here, Mom.
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You're welcome.
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best sweat I ever had.
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Ira.
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You're getting home kind of late.
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Your hair is flat.
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Is that what you came here to tell me?
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Yes.
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Well then, thank you.
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Tonight. Mary Ann.
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Who is it?
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Open up.
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No.
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What are you doing?
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I came over here to say something, and
I'm going to say it.
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What I was going to say is...
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I think you're making a big mistake with
Lyle.
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Oh, and how's that?
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Well, look at him, Mary Ann.
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The pigs will always come first.
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He'll drag you to state fairs and hog
auctions and meat packing plants. You'll
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be the first lady of pork.
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It won't be enough. I know you.
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Ira, I have a tiny confession to make.
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I was just using Lyle to make you
jealous.
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You were?
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It worked, didn't it?
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No.
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Yeah. That's why I kind of kicked your
plant.
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See?
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Nobody's ever kicked a plant for me
before.
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Well, good night, Marianne.
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Goodnight.
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Oh, how he loves me.
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What happened?
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Oh, no.
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Not the cast of Friends.
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Oh, my God. Don't you just love Jennifer
Aniston's hair?
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Don't worry, honey.
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We'll find out who did this horrible
thing to you.
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As if.
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This is what I was talking about at the
sweat lodge. I mean, my life, hello, was
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not working.
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And all the cheerleaders seemed way
happier than me, right? So I, like,
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redid myself.
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Stay right here.
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I'll get a priest.
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Don't go away. We'll be right back.
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Annie, I need you.
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Did you hear? They just... fire jessica
lang where the hell are they going to
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find a sexy actress in her 40s with wavy
blonde hair
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it'd be really great if she could do a
southern accent
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of course where are you going to find
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an actress willing to eat pickled pig's
feet so
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Jessica Lange.
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