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A SOLAR FRAGMENT HEADS TOWARDS THE EARTH.

IN 30 YEARS IT WILL MISS

OR A COLLISION WILL OCCUR.

LIVE WITH IT.

Today, after its annual cycle,

the solar fragment appears in the sky once again.

It is only visible to us for two days each year.

According to the experts,

the object will be visible until seven o'clock tomorrow evening.

Due to the contradictory nature of this cosmic phenomenon,

people around the world each take a different approach.

Some communities reject the tragic hypotheses

and perceive the situation as evidence of the complexities of cosmic nature

while others are convinced of the opposite.

Last night, spectacular celebrations began in the American state of Nevada.

More than three million people from all over the world descend on

Dad?

Move Vincek.

Confrontations regularly occur between festival participants

and the natives from nearby towns.

The local population does not identify

with the positivism of Jerry Shlaub and his followers

and is convinced that the festival corrupts

the morals of the younger generations.

There are active police forces on site

supervising the peaceful course of the entire event.

Can we please do something together dad?

No. We can't.

Are you fucking kidding me? Why are you leaving? I just sat down!

No, I'm not.

Don't touch me.

You should know better.

You'll figure it out.

Hey, what's up?

We're at Nicol's cabin. Wanna join us?

Bro...

I don't know.

Get here man. Today. It's fun.

I'm broke man and...

Fuck it! Don't be a bitch and get here.

Well alright bro. I guess... I'll come.

You know the way.

Yeah. I do I do.

Alrighty.

Okay then. I'll see you tonight bro.

- Yeah. Bye. - See ya.

BRUTAL HEAT

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Do you have water?

I don't. Sorry...

Do you want me to get you some?

No need.

Can you see the drought?

Hot water freezes faster.

Your hasty civilization will perish faster than the ones before.

It's your civilization as well. Isn't it?

No.

You are fattening like a pig. Waiting to be swept away.

You will all disappear.

- Leave me alone please. - You will all disappear.

You will all disappear.

This is my stop...

Goodbye.

Hello.

Shouldn't we have stopped here? Do you know what's going on?

- Or like why didn't we stop? - Aren't you a big fella...

Thanks.

- Do you know? - The driver is daydreaming.

What?

Oh yeah. We'll stop in Pardubice.

Dear passengers...

The driver of train no. RX18 apologizes for his negligence,

due to which the train didn't stop at the Slomberk station.

We are currently preparing a replacement line.

Thank you for understanding.

I'm at the bus station right now, so I could be there...

I should be there pretty soon.

Yeah...

Look I gotta go bro...

I'm looking forward.

Okay bye.

How's it hanging?

Yeah. All good... chilling.

Good for you.

Don't worry. I don't bite.

What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for the bus.

Where are you going?

To see friends at a cabin.

What kind of tobacco is that?

It's Japanese, Mom brought it from Tokyo...

How is it?

Yeah, it was good. I bought a new one.

And then I refilled it because I had already smoked it.

So that I could use it.

Wanna fuck?

Sorry?

I bet you got a big ol' dick, right?

I don't know...

- You don't know huh? - I don't.

You don't?

Then we better take a look right?

- I still don't know. - Still don't know, huh?

Could you give me a kiss?

I'd rather not.

Kiss me.

I'd really rather not. Sorry.

Come on. Kiss me.

No, please. No... Leave me alone.

Goodbye.

Don't be mad.

Sir!

Fuck!

- Hello. - Hi.

Could I please have... Coffee with milk?

Thanks.

Could you please...

Something else?

No thanks, it's just... My phone died. What time is it, please?

Thanks a lot.

And the phone is charging?

I guess... I hope so.

You have very nice earrings.

Thanks.

And is the coffee alright?

Yeah. It's very tasty. Thanks.

You know how I'm building that little shed now?

Shit?

Shed...

Shit...

Shed.

Yeah.

Well Zuzka is...

Totally excited about it.

What do you mean?

Any time I work on it she seems to get happy.

Like she's horny?

You mean...

Well congratulations buddy.

It's great.

I don't know what it is. I guess...

Working with the wood. She finds it...

Kind of manly.

You think she sees the big man inside you.

Like she smells your sweaty balls.

Yeah?

Well... What are you gonna do when you finish the shed?

Turn it up Marti.

Dear viewers, I greet you from Pardubice.

The temperature here today is 39 degrees Celsius.

Temperatures are reaching unholy heights all over the country today.

The crew and I have done several experiments.

To find out how it turned out, watch the following report.

It's so hot.

Dear viewers, I've been locked in the car for ten minutes.

The windows are closed, the air conditioning is off

and the temperature reaches unbelievable 44 degrees.

Unlike the chocolate doggie Rin Tin Tin

I'm already slowly melting away.

It's getting really hot now. I've been locked in here for twenty minutes.

I'm sweating profusely, my mouth is dry, I can't breathe at all

and I think I'll be stepping out now.

Dear viewers, I dried off a bit, freshened up,

and now we move to experiment number two.

On this swelteringly hot hood, we will fry an egg sunny side up.

Let's start with a few drops of rapeseed oil.

Martička. I'll pay for the two.

Now we'll find out what a hood-fried egg tastes like.

- What an idiot! - Fantastic!

Well...

Well there you go.

Quite a bit of work huh?

A little drawer...

You got bees?

No.

Okay then. I'll hit the road, buddy.

I missed another bus bro. So I'm still here.

- It keeps getting complicated. - Yeah. Just call me when you get here.

Yes, and also bro...

Are you doing alright?

Look. Call me when you get here. I gotta go.

Yeah well okay. I'll see ya.

Don't trust the boys When you fall in love with them

They will eat all of the cherries From your cake

The boys won't hurt you While looking down from a tree

But when they jump down Expect a disaster

When a boy looks at you steadfastly

You will get red like those cherries

When a swain smiles at you Under his wisker

What up you fuck?!

You're going down cunt!

So, should we head to the garage?

I guess...

Do you think they'll still be up?

It's all they ever do.

Just sitting and waiting.

Even Mr. K?

Mainly Mr. K! He's a nocturnal beast.

I'd love to see Mr. K.

Jirka...

I'll go talk to him for a bit.

Eli...

Eli are you alright?

Eli what's going on?

What's wrong?

Are you high?

No...

I nearly flew away.

Pull over...

- Pull over please. - Sure.

Can you stop the car right now?

Eli what are you doing?

Please, come back inside.

Do you think you could wait for us? Just for a second?

Sure.

Come with me, come on.

Wait for me please.

Eli, stop.

Come back into the car.

Can you please help us?!

Shove him in the car.

Sit with him.

Move it.

- Eli go sit in the car. - Move it.

Can we please continue? To where we were headed...

- Sure. - Eli no! We're going to the hospital.

- We can't go to the hospital. - Are you crazy?

- Eli you're totally out of it. Who is he? - We can't go to the hospital like this.

- We are going to the hospital like this! - I don't know...

- We're going to the hospital! - Petři listen to me! Shut up.

We'll continue. Alright?

What the hell are we gonna do with him

You think we could move him just a tiny bit more?

What are you doing?

My hair...

Could you tell me how the hell did you know he was in that park?

I saw him through the window...

What are you doing?

Eli, are you fucking joking?

Can you just lie down?

I wonder who did this to him...

Mr K. is online.

It's good to see you girls.

Hi there Mr. K.

Are you good?

Yeah... Oh god, Jesus Christ...

That's a tight little body.

Hi there Mr. K.

Do you feel the heat?

It's brutal...

Are you enjoying the summer?

- We are! - That's great!

Eli...

Wouldn't you like to take that dress off?

Do you deserve it?

Turn around.

Elinka...

Oh god, Jesus...

He turned it off...

Petři something happened. Mr K. turned it off.

I don't get it.

Let's go to sleep.

What?

Let's go to sleep.

What the fuck?

Hello.

Do you sell bus tickets please?

Not usually... You're lucky.

How much to get to Krasne?

Seventy five.

Can I get closer for fifty three?

Mladonovice...

Thirty one crowns.

And is there something in between for like fifty?

Slomberk.

Slomberk?

Wait sir. Stop.

Why sir?

I'm not letting you in.

Sir please I don't have time for this. Can you just let me in?

I'm telling you again that you are not coming with us.

Come on sir, can you at least tell me why?

I just won't let you in looking like this.

So you think this is my fault?

- Did you see yourself sir? - Of course I did.

Do you really think it's my fault?

I can imagine. You are simply not coming with us.

Excuse me. What did he do to you?

Miss I beg you, don't get involved. We can sort it out ourselves.

You are not coming with me.

But I am gonna get involved. He probably injured himself

...nd needs to get home right?

Jesus Christ look at him! Injured or not...

Can't you see I got freshly cleaned seats?!

Just figure it out already!

So that we can go home instead of waiting for you two.

You're the one wasting time.

Sir just a second. You are on the road in no time.

Let the lady in and piss off!

No, don't go anywhere, you are coming with us.

Miss what game exactly are you playing?

I'm not playing anything. What's your deal?

Nothing! This is my bus, goddamn it! Move it!

Can't you behave like humans and let the boy in?

- Yeah... Thank you. - So like humans huh?

Yes, like humans. Because if you don't let him in

I will call your management right now

and get you fired. Do you understand me?

- Really? - Really. You better believe it.

Finalization Syndrome, 2006

Bitch, bitch

Life's a bitch, a girl that's searchin'

Life's here and now And that's the only option

The truth is loud and fate is wicked

Smog all around My man over a portion

A hand swingin' a magical wand

Slicin' the dark cake With royal precision

Half for me Half for my shadow, fair play

Play fair and do what you will You're on your own

The older I get the more I know

And the shame I feel seems to grow

Gamblin', lunacy Tendency for addiction

Hand in hand with your naivety And my anger

Play the game The cards are on the table

You gotta be kidding me Don't you see them lyin'

Hopin', waitin', don't have, nothin'

- Pedal to the metal, do what Judas did - I can't listen to this.

Dead king, dead livin' And you're a bitch

Will you shut up or not?

Life's a bitch, a girl that's searchin'

- I'm telling you to shut up. - But still got nothin'

Through life she's wandering I hear her cryin'

She won't get shit even Though she's always workin'

That's it buddy.

I'm so lost, you're so lonely

Destructive gamma light beams are on me

I got a gun, the game is over

The drama starts The headache gets stronger

I don't wanna live But I don't wanna die

I don't want nothin' Maybe just to survive

- Breath in the heavy air one more time - Shut the fuck up!

Rap about the fact that life's a bitch!

Dick...

You'll get off at the next stop.

Hello?

Can I?

Dear god...

What did they do to you?

- Nevermind, can I please buy the beer? - Assholes.

It's alright...

I'd really love to buy the beer.

Lady, I'm totally fine.

Lady, no way. I don't have money for that.

- I don't need a t-shirt. - White?

White is good.

I absolutely can't afford it lady, just...

There.

- Thank you. - Jindrich?

I'm not Jindrich, I'm Vincent.

Why did you leave me here?

I don't know.

- What? - I don't know.

Why did you leave me here?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Hold me...

Why did you leave me here?

Fuck!

Are you alright?

Sorry... Excuse me.

- Are you okay? - Yeah yeah.

So, thank you very much.

Come on, let's go.

Hey.

- Hello. - So... Hello, hi.

Don't you need some help?

It's nice of you to ask, but not really. I'm alright.

I think that... Hello, hi...

- I'm Vincent by the way... - Hi, nice to meet you.

Yeah. This is Zdenicka...

Zdenicka this is Vincent.

Sorry...

It's alright.

So where are you going?

Straight ahead.

Look...

Do you know how to drive?

Well... yeah, I do.

Would you like to?

Well, I guess I can but...

I got a beer and a bad eye...

Oh right...

- Sorry. - It's okay.

So...

Do you think it's a big problem?

Bro.

What the fuck happened to you?

Can I please borrow your phone?

Yeah...

Thanks.

- Steak. - Thank you.

- And two coffees. - Thanks.

Are you sure you don't want anything?

- No, thanks. - Alright.

Fuck...

Need help?

No...

In addition to negative hypotheses,

it seems we can also hope for positive changes.

The research is international and focused on the unusual behavior of animals

with a strong territorial drive.

Since last year, when the solar fragment first appeared

scientists from all over the world began

to notice atypical expressions of compassion

in animals usually known

for their cold-blooded and fiercely aggressive behavior.

Whatever this means,

it is clear that a wave of mercy is sweeping the natural world.

I ask all people to perceive this evidence of hope

as something we can learn from

and get inspired to strive for a better life here on planet Earth.