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Lord, save me! Lord, get me out of here!

Didn't know you were a religious man!

You can believe whatever you want!

What are you, a relaxed one, huh?

What's to be nervous
about? Just sailing and sailing.

"Lord, help me, Lord, deliver me"

- Where did you get that from?
- My granny taught it when I was a kid,

she said: Learn it, Nikita, in case
of big trouble, if you drown,

or if they start killing you.

And we have both! Can you imagine? Jackpot!

Funny, isn't it?

Didn't your granny teach you how to read
when you've cheated the Kazakhs

out of five BTC?
Why don't you call her and find out?

Not funny, she died a year ago!

Lord, help me, Lord, deliver me.

Jesus. Oh, shit!

Car's sinking!

I see.

- Then let's head for shore!
- Yeah?

It's like I'm in charge of something.

All right, everyone off the boat!

C'mon, let's go.

What are we gonna do?

The Kazakhs won't leave us alone.

We gotta get out of the country.

Get out? With what? We have
money, but not for the rest of our lives.

We have to finish the story
with Viktorovich and get out.

With Swine?

He'd kill himself for half a percent.
What do you want to make on him?

Got one thing on my mind.

THE DROP

Swine asked us to withdraw
the money, we'll withdraw it.

Yeah, bypass Swine
and put it in our account.

I said he'll bury you.

Not me, but the twin
sucker your app will find.

How much they want for it?

One and a half times what
they originally agreed to.

Holy shit, they're smart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just like us.

I don't even know if it's working or not.

It should.

Did you tell Aline?

No, no need to tell her.

When we make it, I'll tell her.

All right, well, give
them whatever they want.

You know Oleg. He assisted us in
picking up the cache from Kazan in January.

I asked him to get involved
in this thing with his guys.

- It wouldn't hurt.
- Got a weapon?

Sure.

You know Dima from the chat room,
he's in charge of the technical part.

Make sure there's no screw-ups.

- No second chances.
- It'll be perfect.

You're the one who arranged
transactions to Dubai for Sochi guys?

- Me.
- How much did you withdraw?

Seventy million.

Well, that's kindergarten.

We'll have many times
more. Can you handle it?

- Well.
- Don't mumble.

If you don't have resources,
we'd better split right away.

No, I'm ready, okay,

Nikita outlined the whole thing. Yes?

Who's the client?

We have a week to set up.

First, we need an office.

Check out, high storey,
Moscow City, hundred meters.

City?

Maybe something calmer?

An office with a view, so that it's clear

it's expensive, that
we've been there a while.

Lots of people in the building.
Easier for everyone to leave.

Exactly! Make sure
the office has a fire exit.

When you rent it, get Oleg in there
right away, have him check the bugs.

Dima, you'll get some equipment
for new office.

We need a separate reception desk,

and put a pretty girl in
there, but not an escort.

You got it.

All right, let's get out of here.

No calls, no Telegram chat, that's it.

Wait here.

Freeze.

You're new, aren't you?

He's got a titanium panel in his head.

Let me through.

Vahid.

- Ah!
- Hello, bro.

- Want some tea?
- No, thanks, bro.

And last week's sweets?

Everyone did a good job.

Quality assured.

Anything else to expect from
your restaurateurs this week?

I don't think so, they're getting
paid at the end of the month,

so, it'll be ten days before
they cash out.

- Next week.
- Got it.

Vahid, listen,

there's a Bitcoin thing going on.

Remember that Bitcoin I deposited
with you a couple weeks ago?

The one with the thousand bucks?

Six.

That's big.

- So what?
- Purchase is days away.

I need your guy to come down to my office,

pick up the cash, and you
transfer Bitcoin right away.

- Who's the client?
- Uh, there's a guy...

Maybach Refundovitch.

- Specifically?
- Government official.

Smart guy, but he's a sucker.

You should be careful with officials.

The cops are working on them now,
and some new office... I don't understand.

What's it to you?

Well, send me a couple drops.

If anything, they'll bust me,
and these two are just couriers.

You ain't got nothing to do with this,
bro.

You're a badass, good to behold.

Just like me.

I'll get two percent off the
cash your guys take, okay?

That's it!

- That's it, bro!
- When's it gonna be?

Two or three days.

- Lyosha!
- Ah?

Why do people say you have
some problems with Kazakhstan?

I've never been to Kazakhstan.

But they say Kazakhstan has been to you.

Car was shot.

Some mistake.

Take this, bro.

It protects you from bullets,
including Kazakh ones.

Vahid, it's expensive, don't.

You're more valuable to me, bro.

Listen, who's gonna shoot
an honest businessman?

Who wants me?

I'll go, bro.

Everyone, Lyosha.

Everyone needs you.

Setting system on guard.

Looks like a crypt.

But in a crypt you can install a bug...

while we have everything sterile.

No prying ears, eyes.

And other body parts.

Arkasha, I sometimes think
about the nature of things,

as Lucretius Carr would say.

And what do you think?

The nature of things is this, Arkasha,

that fellowship has tasked you
with converting our dough into crypto,

and instead of doing your job,

you're exploring beauty salons
and other salt caves in Capital.

Times are turbulent, and
we've got an apartment

with cash stuffed to
the ceiling like in '90s.

Who relieved Rome? Huns?

Westgoths.

So, Goths are about to show
up in uniform and take us down.

How's that financial genius of
yours? You have a deal or not?

In process, Gennady Petrovich.

Arkasha! I want to retire.

Not to Rome, of course, but to Italy!

I've been collecting joy
here all my life, that's enough.

Arkasha, I've been telling
you for three months,

we need to move the money
abroad faster, and you?

I'm working, it's a painstaking process.

You know what, Arkasha?

If you don't make at least one deal soon,

I'll find someone else

to take your place.

Got it.

Hey, Arkasha, you're tried that…

Uh, diamond peel?

It sucks.

Hi.

Hi.

You can't get a better apartment
for 24 hours on this budget.

It's okay.

- Where's my laptop?
- On the table.

Want some wine?

No.

Aline, let's do it later.

Why don't you tell me what's going on?

It's moving again, packing, new room.

Just security measures.

Although, you know, yeah, pour some wine.

You didn't even tell me if
you liked the apartment?

Very much.

But I didn't.

We're bouncing from place to
place, always in the wrong corner,

and you won't even tell me why.

Didn't you have your own place once?

Nope. And that's why I'm telling you.

You gotta keep things simple.

Own, rented, what's the difference?

It does its job, that's all.

You say that because you've
always had your own place.

You can't feel it.

I had one.

But I've learned not to get attached
to things. It's easier that way.

Do you have any ties
to anything in your life?

- My job.
- What about me?

- And you.
- Then spill it.

I see you're cooking something.

Lyosha, you almost got killed
at work the day before yesterday.

We need to stop with this crypto
scam and start a normal business.

Normal, is like what?

Selling snuff?

If I think about it, I'll seek counseling.

We'll quit. Quit.

Soon.

Hello, Yuri Afanasiev.

Ready to become Lyosha Voronov?

Dear passengers!

The train

St. Petersburg - Tver

has arrived at the first platform

off the third track.

Carriages are numbered from the tail.

Oh, Yuri, hi, have a seat.

You should have brought
hundred-dollar bills.

Give it to me.

Twenty?

Are you kidding me?!

I'll give you all of it.

When? When we retire?!

It's all coming in this week,
we're making good amounts.

We don't give a shit about your figures.

If we don't get the money,
we'll talk about it differently.

Yuri.

- Yuri, you got it?
- Uh-huh.

All right.

Excuse me.

Hello.

Yuri Alexeyevich! We invite you to take part
in a closed business conference in Moscow!

Yuri, what about the quarterly report?

- When will it be?
- I'll make it today.

Okay.

Online application for a loan. 60
months, 300000 rubles, 27.9% APR.

Send the application?

Donkey: Yuri? Shall we do it again?

Will you come in today?

So, Yuri, how's St. Petersburg?

No shit...

Pointless boozing.

C'mon, at least you're getting some
variety, business expense account.

Who cares?

It's great, you know. That's it.

The new bum-cashing-battalion
is officially on credit!

Donkey, why are you carrying that around?!

If you get arrested with this?

What? How else am I supposed to carry it?!

Where am I supposed to put it?

Anyway, I'm gonna go
to the shelter tomorrow,

hand it out, and they'll withdraw money,

I'll drop it off, we'll have
20 Grand give or take.

Profit? Profit.

Shit, I'm really going to pay
that Boris until the day I die.

Yuri, we're droppers, right?

Droppers don't make much money.

Well, we should move to another league.

- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.

If we get greedy, the cops will bust us.

We'll die poor, but we'll be free, right?

What about our e-coin? Didn't it skyrocket?

Well, suddenly!

Minus 17 percent.

That's minus 80 percent
since our brilliant investment.

Man, I told you that token was garbage!

Risk takers don't drink champagne.

Risk takers drink Fisherman's Strong.

Okay, Donkey, we have
to let the situation go.

Yuri, shit. We shouldn't.

We need to speed it up, on the contrary.
We need to think up something new,

to work with our brains.

Your ass is stuck to the chair in the bank.

I'm thinking about it,
I'm considering it.

You sit and think, I'll go.

There's a fancy bar opening up over there.

Cool place. Will you come with me?

Thought we'll watch movies,
I've downloaded some.

No, of course you can go.

Anyway, it's all the same faces there.

Do you have anything decent to eat?

Let's order something. We've
got a big hobo deal coming up!

- C'mon, man.
- Wow!

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

Bon appetit, Arkady Viktorovich.

Lyoshenka!

Good evening. Good evening.

How do you like Rachmaninoff
playing in her hands?

And I...

Oh! I suppose you mean it
should be played like Horvitz,

or Sergei Vasilyevich himself,

with the most intense inner longing,

so that every key rings.

Well, you must agree, in her hands,
the second concerto was quite good.

Yes, indeed.

Arkady Viktorovich, we arranged a meeting.

You appointed it yourself.

Well, I thought we could
discuss and raise the commission

to two and a half.

Lyosha, you cut me without a knife.

The two and a half, why?

One and a half from my heart.

It means that you have no
heart, Arkady Viktorovich.

Two and a half.

No, I can't do two and a
half, with all due respect.

Well, if you can't, you can't.

- Good day, Arkady Viktorovich.
- Wait, hold on.

I'm ready for two.

It's the second concert after all.

There's a certain symbolism in it.

It's a deal.

Have a nice evening.

Yuri Alexeyevich! We invite you to take part
in a closed business conference in Moscow!

I'm fed up with this.

Hello, Yuri.

Hi, Boris.

Listen, I'm actually late for work.

We won't be long.

- Stop.
- No, no, no.

Yuri.

You think we're playing games?

Do you think you're going to carry
these pennies for another year like this?

Boris, I told you, I have a client.

Three hundred grand by the end
of the week.

Or we'll sell this apartment.

- Got it?
- Got it.

Can't hear you!

Yeah, yeah, I got it, got it.

Enough, enough.

Don't be sick, Yuri.

Arkady Viktorovich, good afternoon.

I'll accompany you.

This way.

Arkady Viktorovich.

Lyoshenka.

Greetings.

Please, have a seat.

- This is Nikita, my partner.
- Nikita.

- Arkady.
- Hi there.

Please.

Count it.

Arkady Viktorovich, at
today's exchange rate

six million euro is exactly 100 bitcoins.

That sounds kind of sad.

- Not big.
- But it fits in your pocket

and doesn't raise any questions at customs.

Here you go.

The transaction will
take less than a minute.

When you and I spot bitcoins here and here,

that means we have the money.

We got it.

Give me flash drive.

Twenty minutes late! What's up?

There's nowhere to park…

- So, you should have taken the subway!
- Yulia Ivanovna.

All right, let's go!

Financial Intelligence.

Arkady Viktorovich Swintsitsky
has gone to which office?

VAHID

- Go ahead.
- Six euros.

Yes, it's all right.

Please, the whole amount.

Shall we continue?

Your flash drive, please.

It's new.

Password?

Can we keep this cars, please?

They'll come in handy.

C'mon.

Okay, I suggest we write
off one tenth of a BTC first,

just to check it out, and then the rest.

Gas is a little expensive
on the air right now,

so, let's just run it
through another network

where gas is cheaper.

Gas?

Commission.

Attention to the screen, please.

What just happened?

It's the triple synchronization cipher,

it always happens.

Network download.

Oh, the network...

I don't understand, what
do you mean you don't know

which office he went to?

Well, someone must have
met him and picked him up.

But did you document him?

Who issued the badge?

No one.

And what are you doing here, then, anyway?!

Oleg:
They're working on Swine. Stand down?

Go on…

Working.

Money, money, money.

Done.

One hundred BTC.

One hundred.

- Here you go.
- Is that all?

I'm sorry, could someone steal these?

Well, in theory.

It's a cold wallet,

not a stock market account.

As long as you have the flash
drive, no one can access it.

Just don't forget your password.

Congrats, Arkady Viktorovich,

you are now a crypto investor.

It's a pleasure to work with you, Alexei.

Not just a result, but also a lecture.

I hope it won't be the last time.

- Do not hesitate to contact me.
- But the terms

for the future should be fine-tuned.

Depends on the amount.

What kind of a thoroughfare is this?

Show me the database!

Show me all the new tenants.

- All right.
- Good afternoon.

My name is Khromchenko, I'm
the security chief of this facility.

And what's going on here, may I ask?

Operative search activity,

and you have a mess at the facility!

- Take to the elevators!
- Let's go.

Arkady Viktorovich,
we've been waiting for you.

There's a ruckus at the
reception, a sideshow.

- They're busting Swine.
- We knew he was being followed.

If you think about it, it's even better
that he's busted, we have a head start.

What should we do?

Let's get out of here, and fast.

Don't move! Back off!

Computer, check the PC.

There's a second exit! Everybody, this way!

Let's go! Let's go!

Well, Arkady Viktorovich,

your party's over early.

I don't know what you're talking about.

So, you are suspected of
illegal financial transactions.

Now, in accordance with the article,

in the presence of your lawyer, witnesses.

We're going to open the digital
media that we've taken from you.

- That's not my flash drive.
- How could it not be?

This digital media was taken
from the inside pocket of your jacket,

in the presence of witnesses.

Witnesses, do you confirm?

The witnesses confirm.

Can you tell me the password?

I'm telling you again,
this is not my flash drive,

and I don't know the password.

My client, pursuant to article...

А101219

48X, two exclamation points.

Arkady Viktorovich, why so surprised?

I've been working on you for a year.

I can't believe you didn't
figure out the password.

So... A digital medium, which is

a crypto wallet. It contains cryptocurrency

in the amount of, uh...

Yulya Ivanovna, can you give me a hint,

because I honestly don't
even know where to look.

It's empty.

Then there must be another one.

Did you search him properly?

- Yulya Ivanovna, keep your temper.
- I'm in control.

What's the problem, Yulia Ivanovna?

What did you expect to find there?

Should I, pardon me, in your presence

be strip naked?

Like an ancient hero?

The guard was carrying a bag,

and from the size of it, it
looked like it contained money.

Several tens of millions of dollars.

You should ask Vitalik, it's his bag.

We asked Vitalik, he says it's a
sports uniform, and he's very convincing.

It's a very good fitness center.

Georgy Stepanovich, can you
explain to me what's going on?

I was actually in the office
of the Profit Guru company,

I wanted to buy a course of
lessons on digital currency.

I'm detained, they take a
flash drive out of my pocket,

the password to which is not
mine but, mind you, this woman's.

The flash drive is empty.

Is that even legal?

Not really.

Article 301 of the Criminal Code.

Unlawful arrest,

detention, custody.

I'm thinking not so much either.

Okay, what's up? Your
twin got a text message,

an invitation to a private event.

From now on, he's here,

and we, Lyokha, fly to Dubai?

Then we lay low

and work according to my plan.

As soon as there is information,
we immediately meet.

Well, and then... Dubai. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

We'll definitely celebrate there.

I have a clear plan: jacuzzi,

champagne,

two naked chicks and me.

Great, what about me?

And you have Aline!

And you're married!

I keep forgetting that.

What, you think it'll work?

I don't think so. But I'm sure.

It should work.

Do you want to stop by the in-laws' place?

Cause if this works out, I don't
know when you're gonna see them.

- I don't have time.
- Well, at least text me.

Nikita, I appreciate your
friendly concern.

- Did your mom call you again?
- Yes, I'm ashamed to lie to her.

Lyosha's on a business trip,

Lyosha is in a meeting,

Lyosha said he would definitely come by!

Don't pick up phone, that's all.

I do not want to talk to them.
Neither with her, nor with uncle.

That's it.

Wait.

Ceed for the wallet?

What's the point? We've always
just used the normal password.

It's never been this big before.

Besides, if anything happens to the wallet,

God forbid,

we can use this piece
of paper to recover it.

I hope nothing happens.

We hope for the best,
prepare for the worst.

Here, you got 12 phrases, I got 12.

These two pieces of paper
together settle the matter.

Hope I don't lose it.

You better lose your head.

No, don't lose your head.

You got a smart one.

It'll come in handy.

That's it. Let's go.

What she's doing here so early today?

The boss wanted to see her.

Don't you know?

Half the department's on alert.

We couldn't have made a mistake,
could we?

We've been handling the secretary
for two months. Plus MIA surveillance.

No. He's either been tipped
off or he's lucky as hell.

I hope the boss hears her.

Kirill, she's made a
career here in five years,

that other people couldn't make in ten.

Don't worry about her.

You worry about you.

And me.

Have you studied abroad yet?

In friendly countries!

Then I did post-graduate studies
in Moscow.

My dissertation has been
recommended for publication.

What topic did you write on?

Derivatives market development.

Deriva... What?

What's that?

You really don't know?

No.

How can I put it in a nutshell?

I could talk about it for hours.

I don't have that much time.

- Well, in a nutshell.
- In brief...

The bank is awaiting license
revocation, SWIFT is cut off,

customer refunds are authorized.

You're a shareholder in the bank.

You need to withdraw
100 million dollars in cash

out of Russia and into accounts in Dubai.

Thirty million in white, the
rest, whatever you want.

Outline the scheme,
I'll be here in 10 minutes.

- Ram Anatolyevich, may I?
- Uh-huh.

- Well, it's expected.
- Expected?

For some reason I didn't expect

that the ministry would
write to the prosecutor's office,

that we'd be audited.

I can see that, yes.

I don't know what happened.

Or someone warned him, and he
managed to transfer BTCs somewhere.

Where?

There's also the possibility that
he got screwed on the exchange.

He didn't realize it until
he was interrogated.

Wait, wait. Who did the exchange,
did you find out?

Who's the office for?

It doesn't make sense. Company's
registered to a dropper. A fake one.

I'll keep digging.

You got a whole department
of tadpoles digging!

You've been tracking this
Swintsitsky guy for how long?!

Now we're gonna find out he's not involved?

I had definitive information

that Swintsitsky is the cashier. He's
the one who's running the black cash

for the guys at the ministry.

That's a hundred percent.

Should I write that to
the prosecutor's office?

Guys, it was a hundred bucks,

but, sorry, bad luck, tough luck.

Anyway, I'm taking
the surveillance off him.

You'll take it from here.

- Can I go now?
- Yes, yes, dismissed.

The information from
Swintsitsky's secretary was ironclad.

He was preparing cash to be exchanged
for bitcoins on a specific date.

Anything else?

Yeah. Swine made a call
from his second phone at 11:39

and said: Alexei, I'm on my way..

He called on a fake number?

SIM card is on a bum.

Well, obviously.

He could have left cash in this office,

and then pick up the Bitcoin wallet later?

They found an empty flash drive
when they searched him, but that's just...

It's a bit clever.

Yeah, and he was genuinely surprised

when he found out there was no cash on it.

Maybe he's just carrying
it around for emergencies.

In case of what, Katya?
What is that, a tampon?

He was just dumped. I don't
know if they switched wallet

or made a fake deposit.

- That's one possibility.
- Sounds like it.

We need to find the office owners, Katya.

Go to MIA. Ask for the interrogation
records of that sheep who was captured

at the front desk. Kiryukha, you bring
up all office-related transactions.

Who paid the rent, when, how…

- Got it.
- Everything, you have 24 hours.

Katusha.

Alexei, I'm here.

You've got good balls, Lyokha,
since you dumped Swine.

Who are you?

Good evening, Arkady Viktorovich.

Good evening to all.

Hello, Arkasha.

Frankly speaking, I was hoping
that we'd solve this inconsistency

this inconsistency one-on-one.

Greetings.

It's a common problem.

Consider that each of us

a million dollars missing.

Euros.

And the math isn't exactly precise.

Having fun?!

Having fun, bitch?!

Are we working hard here
so you can get screwed over?

Is six million a lot or a little?

Is that a lot or a little, you tell me?

It's a lot. A lot. I'll compensate you.

As if he'll make it!

You're in charge of money!

And the cops have been
after you for a month!

No case, they got nothing on
me, but I'll take care of the money.

It's my fault, and I'll fix it.

I believe that the transfer
should be further prepared.

And I also think that

we got lucky.

Yes.

If the money was on
a flash drive, I'm sorry,

I'd be testifying right now.

Or not testifying.

I mean, it'd be a big deal.

Arkasha, what are you saying?

What do you mean, big deal?

I mean, if anything,

you're gonna dump all of us, aren't you?

No, no. Gennady Petrovich,
you just misunderstood me.

I mean, if they had gotten me, they'd

start working out all the connections.

- You know what, Arkasha?
- Break, guys.

We gotta figure out what
to do with the cash register.

Any ideas?

Times are tough right now,

they might be interested in us.

Yes.

Do you have any other
channels besides your genius?

I have more than one.

Then we need to speed things up.

Go on! Do it!

Goodbye.

Yuri Alekseevich! The bank has
made a decision to decline the loan.

Yuri Alekseevich! We invite you to take part
in a closed business conference in Moscow!

JOIN

Now.

We are waiting for you today at 19:00
in Catch restaurant,

17 Malaya Bronnaya Street, Moscow.
Please wear a dark suit. See you later!

Holy shit.

Lyokha, what are you, a genius?

Fucking hell!

Here!

No, no, no, guys, I
have nothing to do here.

Hey, guys, c'mon, what are you up to?

Shh!

No, no. I ain't got nothing to do
with this.

C'mon. Drive!

I'll pay you everything.

Didn't they teach you when you
were a kid?

- Don't.
- You can't take other people's money.

- Don't.
- Do it! 1