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You're never going to believe this
story, but it's 100 % true.
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Every. Last.
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Detail. So every summer, my parents and
I go to visit my mom's brother Todd at
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his house up north. Nothing much
happened up there until this one
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summer when my Uncle Todd and my parents
slept on a house, leaving me alone with
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my Aunt Chrissy. What I'm about to tell
you has got to stay between us.
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Okay? I don't need your parents finding
out and freaking out, okay?
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Alright.
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So, a few months ago, When Todd and I
got married.
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How about your girlfriend?
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Casey. Oh, yeah, well, we broke up,
so... Ex -girlfriend.
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Really?
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Surprising. Especially after what she
told me about you.
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What? What did she tell you?
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Just how good you are at things.
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Like... math?
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Like sex.
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Don't be shy.
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As I'm sure you're aware, Todd and I are
swingers.
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Sex is nothing to be embarrassed by.
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I'm not embarrassed.
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My dad, he would, you know, kill me if
he knew what we were talking about.
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So we won't tell him.
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Can I show you something?
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Come here.
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Aunt Chrissie, what's going on?
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What do you think?
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I think I don't know what's going on
right now.
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I need a man's opinion.
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You're a man, right?
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Last time I checked.
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Here.
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I need help with my garter.
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Not too good with women's lingerie? I'm
used to taking off women's clothes, not
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putting them on.
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Here.
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Take them off, then.
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What?
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Look, no one's going to be home for a
few hours.
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I want you to show me how good at sex
you are.
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You're right here.
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It's not my blood.
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What's gotten into you, Chris?
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Are you serious?
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What if my fucking dad finds out? Are
you crazy?
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No one's going to find out.
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No one's going to be home for a few
hours.
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What's gotten into you?
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What are you talking about?
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You know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Touch me. Touch me.
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You like the way they feel?
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Yeah. Because I feel even better with my
bra on.
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And you.
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Stay right there.
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Go ahead, Jake.
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Pull it off.
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Really? Nobody's home, Jake.
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Pull it off.
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Are you sure?
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I'm getting goosebumps already.
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Jake.
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Do you have any idea
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Jake, just how greatly I've been
anticipating this.
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That's right.
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Take a good sniff of my cut.
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Oh, your breath. Oh, God, it's so hot.
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Oh, Jake.
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You like it, don't you?
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You see, I think I think
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I need a real man take.
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And I think you are just the man to get
the job done right.
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Wouldn't you say so?
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Wouldn't you say so?
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Don't say anything.
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oh god
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it's
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getting hard
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Heart in your pants.
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Oh my God.
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What?
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Oh my God.
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Oh, she was right. She was right about
you.
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She was right about you.
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She was right about you.
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Oh my God.
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Oh, suck on it. Suck on my nipples. Suck
on my nipples.
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You can't lie to me.
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I know exactly what your body wants.
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Something's growing in your pants, Jake.
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It's okay.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Don't deny your body what it wants.
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That sounds good.
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good to you.
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I'm now gonna show you even more how
good to you I can be.
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Get it.
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Get it.
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Right there.
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Get that cake.
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Get it.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's all right.
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Take your tongue in it. Take your
tongue.
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Take
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your
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tongue out.
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Take your tongue out.
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Yeah.
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Is that okay
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Can you stop?
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Oh, my God.
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Don't you fucking...
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Yes. Get your tongue in there.
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Get your tongue in there.
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Is that what just almost happened there?
Not yet, baby.
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Not yet.
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I still need more of your coffee.
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Why? More, please.
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Oh my -
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That's our secret.
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That's our secret.
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My pussy's yours.
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My pussy's yours.
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Give
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me
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that car.
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Give me that.
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Give me that car.
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He just stood there.
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