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You're never going to believe this story, but it's 100 % true.

Every. Last.

Detail. So every summer, my parents and I go to visit my mom's brother Todd at

his house up north. Nothing much happened up there until this one

summer when my Uncle Todd and my parents slept on a house, leaving me alone with

my Aunt Chrissy. What I'm about to tell you has got to stay between us.

Okay? I don't need your parents finding out and freaking out, okay?

Alright.

So, a few months ago, When Todd and I got married.

How about your girlfriend?

Casey. Oh, yeah, well, we broke up, so... Ex -girlfriend.

Really?

Surprising. Especially after what she told me about you.

What? What did she tell you?

Just how good you are at things.

Like... math?

Like sex.

Don't be shy.

As I'm sure you're aware, Todd and I are swingers.

Sex is nothing to be embarrassed by.

I'm not embarrassed.

My dad, he would, you know, kill me if he knew what we were talking about.

So we won't tell him.

Can I show you something?

Come here.

Aunt Chrissie, what's going on?

What do you think?

I think I don't know what's going on right now.

I need a man's opinion.

You're a man, right?

Last time I checked.

Here.

I need help with my garter.

Not too good with women's lingerie? I'm used to taking off women's clothes, not

putting them on.

Here.

Take them off, then.

What?

Look, no one's going to be home for a few hours.

I want you to show me how good at sex you are.

You're right here.

It's not my blood.

What's gotten into you, Chris?

Are you serious?

What if my fucking dad finds out? Are you crazy?

No one's going to find out.

No one's going to be home for a few hours.

What's gotten into you?

What are you talking about?

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Touch me. Touch me.

You like the way they feel?

Yeah. Because I feel even better with my bra on.

And you.

Stay right there.

Go ahead, Jake.

Pull it off.

Really? Nobody's home, Jake.

Pull it off.

Are you sure?

I'm getting goosebumps already.

Jake.

Do you have any idea

Jake, just how greatly I've been anticipating this.

That's right.

Take a good sniff of my cut.

Oh, your breath. Oh, God, it's so hot.

Oh, Jake.

You like it, don't you?

You see, I think I think

I need a real man take.

And I think you are just the man to get the job done right.

Wouldn't you say so?

Wouldn't you say so?

Don't say anything.

oh god

it's

getting hard

Heart in your pants.

Oh my God.

What?

Oh my God.

Oh, she was right. She was right about you.

She was right about you.

She was right about you.

Oh my God.

Oh, suck on it. Suck on my nipples. Suck on my nipples.

You can't lie to me.

I know exactly what your body wants.

Something's growing in your pants, Jake.

It's okay.

There you go.

There you go.

Don't deny your body what it wants.

That sounds good.

good to you.

I'm now gonna show you even more how good to you I can be.

Get it.

Get it.

Right there.

Get that cake.

Get it.

Oh, yeah.

It's all right.

Take your tongue in it. Take your tongue.

Take

your

tongue out.

Take your tongue out.

Yeah.

Is that okay

Can you stop?

Oh, my God.

Don't you fucking...

Yes. Get your tongue in there.

Get your tongue in there.

Is that what just almost happened there? Not yet, baby.

Not yet.

I still need more of your coffee.

Why? More, please.

Oh my -

That's our secret.

That's our secret.

My pussy's yours.

My pussy's yours.

Give

me

that car.

Give me that.

Give me that car.

He just stood there.