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Well, thank you.

I don't even want cake anymore.

Listen, they'll come down.

What if, okay, I know this is like a little crazy, but like, what if we hired

strippers or something?

Like, I mean, are they even available last minute though? I don't know. Maybe

there's one at the end.

really related like it's easier and cheaper i blew a lot of money on the

whatever right so what if we save a little money and wait for the servers

you give me like a cool 18th birthday you know we're not related i

know but we're not even really related

okay what if i got for your son you got for my son

I mean, I guess that makes things less awkward.

Maybe he's super into it.

I know. I'm very into him now, so.

Your son is, I caught him starting to show up like four times a day alone.

Yeah.

Great. Thanks.

Um,

okay.

So.

Just dance.

Wait, you first need to dance and then do that. So what are we talking about?

birthday except?

You know, it's their 18th birthday. If you don't want to go all out and you

might want to make this a shitty birthday party, that's up to you. Are

accusing me of throwing a shitty birthday?

Exactly. You never would. So, obviously, we're just going to kind of play

around. Wow.

That's a challenge. Okay, fine. Fine.

They're going to love it. They're going to freak. It's going to be like one for

the books, you know?

Yeah, that way I have it.

I can't believe it.

Hi guys.

So, we decided that in order to make

your birthday any better, and it's fun for you, and... Well first,

we're really sorry.

Yes. That we forgot our presents. So sorry.

It's our 18th birthday!

You forgot our presents too?

So, we have an idea.

You guys are?

Yes. So, last thing I want you to do is have a bad birthday, Marie.

So, yes, we are the strippers.

So, do you want a lap dance?

From my mom?

Of course not.

Big question.

Yeah. From your sexy...

So I would be getting a striptease from Brooklyn.

Yeah. Yeah. And maybe getting a striptease from you. And Alaska.

Maybe more. But we haven't started that yet.

We haven't started that yet.

Unless you want it. Yeah.

Yeah. I think that would be a good present.

Yeah. I could maybe survive for a little while.

Yeah. Probably just be able to work a little bit. That would be a good

Oh. We would be the height of second.

We would be flaming hot.

I mean, yeah, this will get me ready for Sandra, right?

Yeah. What are you doing?

It's going to be fun.

Okay, so you guys are dressed up?

Wow, you're filming.

Show me how you start cooking.

I'll follow you.

Are you guys ready?

Yeah, of course.

Okay, so I like to be emotional.

Okay.

Okay, and then you just, okay, I like this shirt.

Yeah, okay. Yeah? Or at least, I don't know.

Wow.

Oh my God. Okay, so look at your whole set of boobs. You're supposed to be

looking at.

Did I kill this book?

Oh my gosh.

Oh my god, you got the fuck on these?

Well, I'm fucking on these right now.

I didn't breastfeed. It was probably real fun.

That's true.

That's true.

I mean,

I could do this.

Yeah,

that's what my mommy's talking about.

That's my new tip keeping my mom. What are you talking about?

Oh, wow.

Look at

that Brooklyn.

You're, you're.

Alright,

so then here's what I usually do now.

Look at that. I could watch this butterfly all day.

Why is that butterfly what I was told you are today?

That's what we're saying. You're always like that.

Yeah, I can be.

unless you decide we should.

Look at your mom, she does the same thing.

Isn't this a good birthday gift card?

Yeah, it could be better.

Like, you know, go drop her. Can you talk to him a little bit?

I'm in.

Please, I'm begging you.

Seriously,

you better be fucking mad.

Yeah.

I'm just, hey, you're my best friend.

Right.

Hi.

Yes, it is.

You're not good at this.

You're not great at this.

This is the best part ever.

Yes, that's right.

You're going to forget it though.

Oh my

goodness.

Happy birthday.

Dang. Oh my gosh.

Your mom knows exactly what she's doing.

Oh, wow.

This is way better than the party.

Oh yeah.

Did your mouth go so deep?

Let's see.

I want to see you sit on my dust box.

Come on, it's his birthday.

What, you didn't tell that face no?

Look at that face.

Okay, well, I'm not going to take care of your food. You're going to take care

of mine.

Yeah, you're going to take care of me.

Fine. Okay, I will take care of your son.

Okay.

Happy birthday.

I love you.

Yeah.

It's like a once in a lifetime.

Oh, fuck.

You are the best one ever.

Oh my god.

Oh, yeah, just like that, Mom.

Oh my god, yeah.

Make you fall back.

Oh my

god.

Watch out. Oh my gosh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

I don't know. Come here.

Yes.

Yeah, you're going to be right here and then you're on top.

Yeah, just reverse. Yeah, just like this?

If you want to get... Oh, okay.

And now?

Yeah, this looks about right.

Yeah, I think that's it.

Okay.

Yeah, I think this is that bad. Go ahead. You can keep going.

Okay.

Okay. Oh.

Flip there.

your cupcake.

Brooklyn pull my balls down for me, you can help me.

Oh my gosh

happy birthday guys happy birthday