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Well, thank you.
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I don't even want cake anymore.
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Listen, they'll come down.
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What if, okay, I know this is like a
little crazy, but like, what if we hired
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strippers or something?
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Like, I mean, are they even available
last minute though? I don't know. Maybe
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there's one at the end.
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really related like it's easier and
cheaper i blew a lot of money on the
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whatever right so what if we save a
little money and wait for the servers
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you give me like a cool 18th birthday
you know we're not related i
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know but we're not even really related
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okay what if i got for your son you got
for my son
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I mean, I guess that makes things less
awkward.
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Maybe he's super into it.
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I know. I'm very into him now, so.
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Your son is, I caught him starting to
show up like four times a day alone.
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Yeah.
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Great. Thanks.
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Um,
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okay.
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So.
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Just dance.
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Wait, you first need to dance and then
do that. So what are we talking about?
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birthday except?
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You know, it's their 18th birthday. If
you don't want to go all out and you
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might want to make this a shitty
birthday party, that's up to you. Are
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accusing me of throwing a shitty
birthday?
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Exactly. You never would. So, obviously,
we're just going to kind of play
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around. Wow.
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That's a challenge. Okay, fine. Fine.
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They're going to love it. They're going
to freak. It's going to be like one for
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the books, you know?
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Yeah, that way I have it.
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I can't believe it.
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Hi guys.
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So, we decided that in order to make
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your birthday any better, and it's fun
for you, and... Well first,
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we're really sorry.
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Yes. That we forgot our presents. So
sorry.
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It's our 18th birthday!
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You forgot our presents too?
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So, we have an idea.
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You guys are?
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Yes. So, last thing I want you to do is
have a bad birthday, Marie.
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So, yes, we are the strippers.
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So, do you want a lap dance?
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From my mom?
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Of course not.
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Big question.
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Yeah. From your sexy...
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So I would be getting a striptease from
Brooklyn.
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Yeah. Yeah. And maybe getting a
striptease from you. And Alaska.
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Maybe more. But we haven't started that
yet.
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We haven't started that yet.
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Unless you want it. Yeah.
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Yeah. I think that would be a good
present.
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Yeah. I could maybe survive for a little
while.
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Yeah. Probably just be able to work a
little bit. That would be a good
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Oh. We would be the height of second.
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We would be flaming hot.
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I mean, yeah, this will get me ready for
Sandra, right?
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Yeah. What are you doing?
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It's going to be fun.
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Okay, so you guys are dressed up?
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Wow, you're filming.
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Show me how you start cooking.
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I'll follow you.
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Are you guys ready?
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Yeah, of course.
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Okay, so I like to be emotional.
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Okay.
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Okay, and then you just, okay, I like
this shirt.
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Yeah, okay. Yeah? Or at least, I don't
know.
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Wow.
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Oh my God. Okay, so look at your whole
set of boobs. You're supposed to be
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looking at.
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Did I kill this book?
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my god, you got the fuck on these?
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Well, I'm fucking on these right now.
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I didn't breastfeed. It was probably
real fun.
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That's true.
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That's true.
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I mean,
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I could do this.
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Yeah,
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that's what my mommy's talking about.
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That's my new tip keeping my mom. What
are you talking about?
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Oh, wow.
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Look at
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that Brooklyn.
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You're, you're.
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Alright,
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so then here's what I usually do now.
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Look at that. I could watch this
butterfly all day.
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Why is that butterfly what I was told
you are today?
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That's what we're saying. You're always
like that.
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Yeah, I can be.
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unless you decide we should.
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Look at your mom, she does the same
thing.
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Isn't this a good birthday gift card?
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Yeah, it could be better.
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Like, you know, go drop her. Can you
talk to him a little bit?
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I'm in.
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Please, I'm begging you.
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Seriously,
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you better be fucking mad.
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Yeah.
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I'm just, hey, you're my best friend.
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Right.
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Hi.
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Yes, it is.
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You're not good at this.
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You're not great at this.
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This is the best part ever.
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Yes, that's right.
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You're going to forget it though.
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Oh my
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goodness.
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Happy birthday.
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Dang. Oh my gosh.
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Your mom knows exactly what she's doing.
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Oh, wow.
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This is way better than the party.
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Oh yeah.
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Did your mouth go so deep?
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Let's see.
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I want to see you sit on my dust box.
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Come on, it's his birthday.
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What, you didn't tell that face no?
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Look at that face.
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Okay, well, I'm not going to take care
of your food. You're going to take care
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of mine.
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Yeah, you're going to take care of me.
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Fine. Okay, I will take care of your
son.
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Okay.
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Happy birthday.
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I love you.
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Yeah.
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It's like a once in a lifetime.
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Oh, fuck.
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You are the best one ever.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, yeah, just like that, Mom.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Make you fall back.
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Oh my
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god.
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Watch out. Oh my gosh.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I don't know. Come here.
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Yes.
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Yeah, you're going to be right here and
then you're on top.
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Yeah, just reverse. Yeah, just like
this?
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If you want to get... Oh, okay.
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And now?
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Yeah, this looks about right.
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Yeah, I think that's it.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I think this is that bad. Go
ahead. You can keep going.
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Okay.
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Okay. Oh.
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Flip there.
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your cupcake.
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Brooklyn pull my balls down for me, you
can help me.
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Oh my gosh
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happy birthday guys happy birthday
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