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This is me, Camillo Ferri, known as Lillo.

25 years ago I was the pianist of a loser duo,

then I married Milena,

sole heir of the greatest real estate empire of Europe.

CNT

After the wedding, my life has changed,

from rags to stars.

How do you say... I "attached the hat".

We have a wonderful daughter, Carlotta.

He is the same as his father, in 25 years He never fucked.

Who was better than me? But there was also a negative side.

In order not to be hunted, there was only one one thing I did not have to do ...

This.

My father-in-law had me sign a marriage contract.

If I had cheated on Milena, I would have lost everything and I would be back poor.

For 25 years I resisted temptation.

I practically knotted him. But I could not hold back

when I met Barbara, an old flame of mine.

- Are not you Lillo? - Yes.

Fuck, you have not changed at all!

I'm Barbara, do not you remember me?

Of course yes! Even you are always a beautiful pussy.

Your boobs would drive me crazy.

Lillo!

Lillo!

Barbara was in my same situation.

She had married to the very rich Claudio Ricacci,

who tried in vain to elevate it from its origins burine.

Blackberries?

- Do you want other "croissants"? - Thank you.

- Still these fucking balls! - More, for faVore ...

I also did the internship with Marta Marzotto!

LamentaVo the encumbrance of fenders. VERSE OF PPROVZION

When I learned that she too had had to sign a contract,

I understood that with her I could untie the knot

because he would not have risked to lose everything.

As a precaution, I hid it to be rich and married.

I told her I was still a miserable pianist,

sure he did not want to be serious about me.

But like any perfect plan, mine also had a flaw.

- I want you... - I do not!

- I want you... - I do not!

I want to marry you!

I do not understand. Do you want to marry me?

- But you're already married. - DiVorzio and I'll marry you.

I'm sick, with that I always have to be a lady.

F DEl VERSI

Instead you are like me ... free-range.

What a chap you say! What a victorious thing, do not talk nonsense!

If you leave your husband, you lose everything.

Would you like it?

- I'm ready to lose everything for you. - But not me!

I mean ...

...I can not accept a sacrifice like that.

I can only offer you a miserable Life, unworthy of you!

From the designer clothes, you will return with rags on the backside.

- What? - With the patches to the ass.

We leave everything like that, it's better.

- You say? - I say...

Now go to the Caribbean with your husband, you relax and you do not think about it anymore.

- So you told me he had ... - But what will you do?

I will do my job.

An evening in Ladispoli, a wedding in Capena ...

- And New Year's Day with amnesia. - Ibiza?

Campodicarne, is an elderly center. "Mnesia", they do not remember a dick!

My poor love.

I thought about it, maybe you're right, you got me.

What a pity, though ... I'm so keen on giving you a baby.

A park?

- A son. - Our age?

I have the lazy seed, you the womb that yawns,

A dormouse comes out, not a son. How you come to mind!

This is me, Filippo Vessato, 35 years,

doctor surgeon, and I'm about to do the most important step in life.

No, not this.

After only 10 years of engagement, I decided to get married.

Indeed my girlfriend decided it Italian-American, Mary.

He also thought about the faiths ... expensive.

Mary forced me to count on my promotion to vice-library.

That's why I want to distinguish myself with Professor Severino Benci,

I'm ready to suffer everything to be promoted.

Sweat, dry me.

- Itchy, you scratch me. - Nose?

- No, left ball. - Better, I prefer.

- Vexed. - Teacher...

Let's talk about your wedding holidays. I found out he was married in New York.

- And so I thought ... - Thank you. - You are welcome.

- Thanks for what? - Do you extend my vacation?

Of course not. I called her to give her this.

I'm moved. There was no need...

- What are you doing? - I open it. - Does he?

- Do you prefer at home? - Home? It's not for her, you fool!

- It's for my son Francesco. "Do you marry your son too?

Sometimes it happens. Repairing marriage, I guess.

- Vexed ... - Yes?

Sit down. Let's recap.

- She gets married to ... - New York.

- And my son do you study? - New York? - Shut up!

Of course, at RiVerside College, I've graduated too.

- With the maximum votes. - Congratulations, professor.

It was hard. They say four years, but ...

- A friend of mine 15 years ... - Me in four, but it does not matter.

Since you go there, should not be a problem

bring the Christmas present to my son.

He gave me only four days of vacation.

I gave her four days off, but not "only", but ...

- even. - They're more than enough.

One day to travel and bring the gift,

one to get married, one for the honeymoon, how do you say them?

THE SAYS IN ROMGNOLO Not in Romagna!

I mean in the US. If you let him tell his wife.

One day for the return.

In conclusion...

I remember, I'm in a vexed mood that at the next council

I will have to suggest the name of the new Viceprimary.

- Do you want me to propose Scognamiglio? - No!

- Gherarducci? - No!

Llora, Vessato, has decided?

- What's up? - Baseball.

Ndando in the US, I try to ...

- Do not worry, it will be an honor. - Ttento!

They are the anatomical taVole of Vesalio in parchment, they cost a fortune!

He asked for them personally my son.

- BraVissimo, all his father. - Equal.

- He's there with his cousin Paolo, another excellent student. - All the uncle.

- And who is that? - She.

H, already! You think they stay studying even during the holidays.

- Via the Internet I get votes ... - Extraordinary?

- No. - Strepitosi.

- More. - "Starnati".

- Exactly. - Enough to say it.

Good, good trip, bring the tube to my son,

greet me the future Mrs. Vessato and enjoy the holidays.

Who cares about the career! From tomorrow Veterinary.

Benci's dogs are better.

Calm, you take it so much for two pampering on the shoulder!

Cuddles? Boogers!

SalVe ... international call, he feels bad.

- He does it on purpose, I know. - What do you care? The coat is laVa.

If you care about our future, to do everything that tells you.

If you take advantage of it, it makes me lose half a day ...

... to go to those nerds, while I want to be with you.

We are all life to stay together.

Now your career counts only.

Sleep in RiVerside, then step to get you and I'll take you to mine.

- Per ... (Mary) Filippo!

- I said ... (Mary) Filippo!

So I said and so I will.

OK love. Ilora see you in New York.

- Good morning, Miss Carlotta. - Good morning.

- Mrs. Ferri. - Thanks, Tom.

- I'm glad you came. - Nch'io.

Good morning.

- Give it to me too. - Thank you.

Good morning.

- My husband there? - Is in the kitchen.

- What are you doing love? - I can not stay without doing anything.

I prepare the stuffed turkey that Carlotta likes so much.

I wanted a holiday!

You made two POs, three joint ventures, four mergers in a year.

I took a little thought.

Bulgari!

More ... beautiful!

- It must have cost me a fortune. - You deserve it.

- But I said ... - That? - What are you going through.

You exaggerated with turkey, It looks like an ostrich.

(Lillo) Last year was double. - Sorry, I have to go.

- But how, I made you an ostrich! - Patience.

- But there's also apple pie! - What balls, you're fixed!

It is typical Christmas.

Ntipatica. Always with the phone in hand.

What came to do?

You know how your daughter is ...

With me he does not speak, but I believe he is Coming because it has a difficult history.

- Another married man? - No, with those closed.

He would have to find a person of Value and attach to her.

CELLULAR RING Is it your phone?

No...

- I'm going to do it. - Yes.

(Barbara) Lillo, can you hear me? - More, a moment.

(Barbara) Do you be? I hear a rumble. - I'm in a gallery.

(Barbara) But how long is it? - Here, tell me.

(Barbara) Hi, how are you going to Rome? - Rome? All normal.

(Lillo) And to the Caribbean? - I'm not in the Caribbean. I'm in New York.

Why? Where is it?

I'm in a square where everyone is the "plasmas", but we sleep at the Roosevelt.

(Barbara) Claudio has changed his mind, suddenly a congress popped up.

(Barbara) But do you know the true motive? - What's that?

- Here has the lover. - Here?

- Here. - How here?

- No, not here ... there. - Yes. Is not it wonderful?

- Wonderful? - Of course!

Now the tampino and as soon as I catch them, I immediately ask the diorzio.

Because ...

... if he cheats on me, I can take half of all his money away.

Is not it amazing?

You are free, I live there. We get married.

- Are we getting married? (Barbara) Yes!

Lillo? Do you feel OK? Did you miss the word?

Sure, a wonderful future awaits me.

I greet you.

If this discovers her husband, I'm roVined. Shit bitch!

- What happened? - I do not know, farted.

Sorry. I can ask you if he knows Paolo and Francesco Benci?

They are in classroom 3, they hold a lesson.

- They teach? - They do a course for freshmen.

- Dd even! - Come? - I'm a family friend.

(Paolo) Care freshmen, that you take the first steps ...

... in an exclusive university like this,

you may have some difficulty, but if you follow our advice,

you will spend four years uniVersitari smooth like oil.

I got it? Questions?

In the $ 100 a month it is included the falsification of the Vows?

Of course, the first thing.

This is the original document, that IS IN VENICE to your parents.

(Paolo) Excuse me, Professor Benci. (Francesco) Please, Professor Benci.

Just scan, as Professor Benci shows you,

the symbol of the faculty and the signature of the rector.

Then you can change the Votes as you wish.

FIG!

Replace the document in the university database ...

... and for your parents you will be of the model students.

Does it work daVVero?

"Cantonese rice", we are here since a year, never given an exam,

no problem.

- And if the family calls? - All calculated.

We are fake the phone number and we will answer our call center.

Our girls will confirm Your excellent performance.

Well, the lesson is over. Do not miss the next:

"The use of cannabis to prepare for the exams. "

I remind you of the three rules of "fancazzismo",

handed down by the anonymous founder of our brotherhood.

1) unprejudiced ssentism from exams and lessons.

2) Ruthless exploitation of parents' finances.

3) Unbridled research of every type of experiment.

- Next week. - Good boy!

Well done.

(Paolo) An applause to Professor Benci. (Francesco) Congratulations, professor.

Professor Benci!

- Very big. - It was a good lesson.

- Benci always works. - Yes.

- Excuse me ... Paolo and Francesco? - I do not treat them out of course.

- What do you want this? - Sorry...

- Sorry! - What the fuck do you want?

Filippo Vessato, your father's assistant.

- God, a spy! - I knew it!

- She is a good person. - We do not even want the bill.

- You deserve them... - That's enough!

I am thrilled.

You take the piss Professor Benci for a year?

- Without ever giving an exam? - No.

- And he did not notice? - No.

- I can not believe. - No. - Instead Yes!

Please forgive us!

My father has made us life impossible for twenty years!

- Twenty years of impossible life! - That's enough.

Not me, I'm his nephew and he always broke my balls!

- That's enough. - Please!

- My father is an asshole! - No, you can not say that.

The professor has his faults, but he is not an asshole.

He is "The asshole"!

He is the king, the great vizier of the assholes.

I've been supporting him for 10 years and know that you frigate him a little so he repays me.

So, braVi, braVi and still bravi.

- Can I ask you a question? - Sure.

- So you will not tell him anything? - I do not even think about it.

I have a curiosity.

- What the fuck are you coming to do? - True.

H, gi .

- From the professor. - Here!

- What will it be? - Keep.

- It's a cylindrical thing. - I know it, fantastic!

- The prestigious Vesvolio taVole! - No!

- Looks like your father. - Do you like?

- Great. - Hands already.

But I wonder ... if you do not study, what are you doing with the scrolls?

The joints.

- Oh! - Do not worry.

With the ancient parchment the barrel lasts twice as long.

The more ancient the parchment, the harder. Did you know?

No. Do not study, but on certain topics you are ironed.

- Thank you. - You are strong!

Tonight deVi Come with us, we have fun.

- Celebrate 100 days. - The famous 100 days of exams!

But no, the 100 days of uninterrupted absence!

- Congratulations. - Let's say!

Do not do that. Are not you happy that I came?

You have promised to stay with me and get to know mine.

InVece by way of the congress I will never see you.

- My wife is here ... - But if you're VedoVo!

Ppunto ...

Barbara ...

Sorry, disappeared due of a very rare disease,

of which, in spite of myself, I have been the top expert.

That's why they wanted me here, I can not refuse.

- Ilora when we see each other? - And when...

Let's see.

We're lucky, tomorrow.

- I'm coming to your hotel. - No! Better not.

Colleagues could malign.

On the other hand the memory of Barbara is still fresh.

- But he died for two years. - No, fresh from the press.

Look at the publications this year, it's unbelievable!

Honey, leave it, now I find a romantic little place.

I'll handle that. Do not you think about your big cat anymore?

MUSIC DNCE

Two geniuses! You are two geniuses!

- Great. - Do you like it, eh?

CELLULAR RING

- Your father! - That? - Your father!

- And your father. - Stop the music!

It's an emergency! 5 minutes of silence. Shhh!

- Go. - Go!

- (mumbling) Good evening. - How do you talk?

- To be a signal re-entry ... (Benci) It does not matter.

- Did you deliver the parchments? - Sure.

What effect did they have on my son?

Amazing!

Even the cousin was amazed ...

...done. Stunned.

I have never seen two guys so serious ...

... and scholars, of exceptional moral vein.

- You are lucky. - What did you tell her?

A curiosity from a father, the boys in merica what do they do? Who do they see?

Who do they attend? Look at these ...

He can not even imagine, a cenacle of superior minds.

The best of the intellectual aristocracy.

But it's not enough, they fly even higher.

Saturday They will be rewarded here at RiVerside College ...

... as the best students of the year!

She fills me with pride and joy.

He does not know how much I count his words. Thanks, future Viceprimario.

Thanks to you. Always count on me, get here.

Gherarducci ...

- How did I do? - Great!

You deserve entry by an honorary member in the prestigious CFT.

- Well, what? - Total Fancazzist Confraternity.

Congratulations. Music!

Come, Filippo, go up.

- Come. - Cut the cake with us.

- Thank you. - You honor.

- Go! - Plan, so the brace! - Who?

Like who? She!

Come here. Photo!

Number one!

Thank you.

Number one!

- Look at him, how big! - Do you smoke a Vesalio taVola?

No, if I smoke, I lose the inhibitory brakes and in three days I marry.

Hello.

- Imeno tastes the dessert. - A little.

Of you? Ok, just three balls.

- I would not... - (in chorus) assists!

You suck with this stuff on your head, from which I win!

(all) Come on, come on! - Sorry...

(all) Come on, come on!

Sorry...

I won! I'm the best!

Sorry!

- What's up? - Perhaps the cream had expired.

- I have some acid ... - cide? But who did you get for?

We use only natural things.

Butter, salt, uoVa and peyote flour.

The peyote in the profiterole?

It is the specialty of the house, the "peyoterole"!

Better, I prefer.

Hello...

IMIT A GTTO

I saw the message. There are no news, right?

- Yes, we are! - Where we are?

No, in the sense that today Claudio sees that.

Well ... what do you plan to do?

Not to make it suspicious I went out for a walk.

He is at Roosevelt, he comes out in an hour.

- In an hour? - Yes.

Where are you? I feel a mess. Looks like you're in New York!

They are curly, at the pork festival.

How I wish you were here with me.

Who are you saying it! I go, or you eat all the pork.

Excuse me, director, because he has to reduce the salary right to me?

Already I take a misery!

They decided to cut costs.

- And they thought of you. - Sure, you just let me play.

You are a Neapolitan and do not let him sing.

It's like not taking pictures a Japanese, that dies us!

Let me know what you've decided.

- Excuse me, but you Lillo Ferri? - Yes.

- Have we met before? - He has lived for years with my father.

- Are you Lollo's son? - Yes.

- What's your name? - Lello. - What a fantasy!

- How is dad? - We did not know anything anymore.

- He ran off with a dancer. - And he's not done any more ...

But once, at home, a thong arrived there.

He has always liked the whores.

Our times like him a certain one Ines, we all fucked her up.

- Mum? - And mum? How are you?

- She died in childbirth. - What a bad luck!

In the name of ancient friendship that binds me to your parents ...

... bought two cheesburgers, you are emaciated.

- Are you alms? - Do not be ashamed. Once I was a loser like you.

What a money! I'm not a loser.

I'm rich. The plan is mine, the hotel is mine!

- This plan? - All plans, it's all mine.

Izati, this chair is mine. It's all mine.

I am delighted. Ilora deVo ask you something.

- What do you mean? - I'd talk to your client.

It's a private thing.

His wife has discovered who has a lover and I would like to see him.

- Doctor Ricacci, what room do you have? - What do I know?

- Are not you the owner? - Of course? I am the owner.

But I do not do it of these "scemit ".

- Thing? - Stupids.

Is it called scemit? Ask the manager.

- I go now... - I wait for you.

- Are you dying? - No. - Are you here? - Yes, go.

- Thank you. - Jokes?

Director!

How dare you snap your fingers to call me? I dismiss you!

No, it was the gesture of money.

Because I wanted to tell her that ... I accept the cut.

Just tell me how much your salary is.

The maximum you can get to 20 dollars.

Yes, but not all together if not, I spend them.

Give them a little 'at the Volta, that then I manage them.

- Ilora? - He knows nothing.

I chase him, he does not know anything.

I solved, thank you.

- Taxi. - Immediately.

- Keep it. - Thank you.

WHISTLE

Follow that taxi.

I can not move! You make me hunt.

What do you care? You are the master.

Follow those two taxis. Come!

TELEPHONE RING

THE VOICE IS BROKEN

- (with a kneading voice) Yes? - Filippo, why are you talking like that?

Scaling the diaphragm because the morning tends to be ...

Yes, OK. How did you go with Benci's son?

It's all OK. I delivered the tube and go to bed.

- Where are you? - I'm coming to get you. Get off.

More, I'm thinking ...

It's a while since we're together, why do not you go up for a moment and ...

Ok, we have 15 minutes of hole before choosing wedding favors.

If we have the hole ... let's use it!

Come on, I'll wait for you.

URLNO

- What are you doing here? - No, what are you doing?

- This is my room. - I do not know, I do not remember.

I only know that I came out of a cake and I ate a piece of it.

Go away Go, it's going up mine girl and in two days I'm getting married.

You get married!

Yes ... it's a choice of life. We are very in love.

But I only get married if you go away right away!

Take the security exit, okay? Greatest!

Philip?

Here ...

NNUS Perfume! VABB ...

(Mary) Philip? - More, I'm coming.

Deficient, they shaved me ... Cos'?

"Wacifal"?

"W the fi ..."

But no, "W the cunt"!

Filippo, open!

A moment, I'm not in the clear.

RriVo!

(Filippo) Do not find the key!

- Excuse me. - Say. - Would not have...

(Mary) I'm waiting for five minutes! - RriVo!

Look what he left!

- I'm arriVando, a moment ... - Filippo!

- Who ? Mary! - Because you threw it my things from the window?

Which window? This?

It's that they make window cabinets here that resemble the closet windows.

- Ok. We have 12 minutes left. - Here he comes!

There! Did you like it?

- Block that lady in the taxi. - Did you let me come here for this?

- Can not you do it? - No, I'm in Rome! - Rome?

Yes, and province. Quiet, just block it.

- How can I do? - Invented some "scemit ".

- Thing? - Some discomfort.

- Are you Neapolitan? - Sure. - And then go!

A fool? Guy...

- what time does the bus pass? - Yes.

- Go! - I'm going...

- Stay here? - No, I'm going there.

- I? - Go there.

- Then I accompany you? - No.

- What am I doing? - So, go away!

- But you must stay still. - Stupid.

- Keep the change. - Hide the clock.

Someone can arrive, ask them what now pass the bus and tear it off.

Thanks for your advice, but I'm not a sproVVeduta.

- Excuse me, what time ... - Are you foolish?

- What time... - You swollen!

- What time... - Take!

- What time does the hospital close? - New York thief!

Here it is.

Ccidenti!

Go away, you're getting his wife, if you see her with that lady ...

Who is she? How to allow it! I have nothing to hide.

Dog pig!

Would you like a taVolo?

- Thank you. - Imagine yourself. - Who is she? Why did he warn me?

Leave it alone. Let's say that I am his guardian angel.

And why is she hiding too?

Male solidarity.

- Why do you know my wife? - Because I know his wife ...

- Why? - Because ...

We were close by yachts in Beausoleil, in Montecarlo.

- Never moored in Montecarlo. - DeuVille? - Not even.

- Croatia? - Never. - But do not you fuck on vacation?

They will be my cocks, are not they?

I'm going to Costa Smeralda.

DoVeVo think about it now, Porto CerVo!

- I do not remember it. - Instead his wife remembered.

Ilora when I saw her in company, I told myself ...

... that if his wife discovered it, he would have done an ass like that.

- "There"? - "There" ... Ricacci, her.

- Let's go away. - But no...

For the moment, look at the girl who stayed with me I went away.

But do not talk about my wife, agree?

- Because she does not know ... - Thing?

He does not know that I'm married.

- Did you do the bachelor? - No, the VedoVo.

- He made Barbara die! - But no, bring luck.

- Ilora, can you help me? - No, if you see me his wife, a mess happens.

- But why? - Because ...

Because I can not tell lies.

- Trust me, it's better to go away. - No, I want to see the young lady.

- My accomplice thinks. - Partner in crime?

It's a way to say. He describes them Miss and he thinks about it.

Mr. Ricacci has received an urgent commitment and apologizes.

- I understood. Are you a friend? - From childhood.

- Where did Claudio go? - And who is that? - Ricacci. He said you are friends.

Do not make these jokes, he said the name.

Must say the surname, Ricacci!

I know all the surnames here, because I'm the owner.

Part of this, I'm in a bad time.

My mind is clouded, I had an accident.

- With the car? - With a madwoman.

I asked you a question and he took me in his purse in the face ...

... with a cacciVeria mai Vista!

A pouch left me just impressed. Here.

- Strong, eh? - Strong?

I still hear the noise of the changes. I see twice.

I see two bottles, two taVoli ... I see double too.

I'm sorry. Now I have to go.

- Allows you to accompany her? - No thanks.

- Allows you to accompany her? - What are you doing?

I see twice. One of them will tell me yes.

All right.

It is swelling, let's put some ice.

Yes, but slowly, because it hurts me already.

A mosquito was placed first and it hurt me.

I'm already better.

Puffy ... CNE BBI

Dear, your witnesses are John Lambed and Gregory Patton.

- Well, who knows them? - I know them. Trust me.

I ordered the clothes for the ceremony.

- What's mine? No... - Of course. - Sure.

And I set everything even for later.

For the Honeymoon I thought ... CNE BBI

I remind you that we can not, I'm only four days old.

Not now, we have already talked about it.

- We leave after the promotion. - Yes.

I have chosen ... the Seychelles.

A Villa excluded on a priVata island.

Better, I prefer the islands ... Perfect.

It's already booked! I'm going to get the dessert.

Since Mary ViVe in Italy, Puffy is like a child to us.

Thinks...

Now that Mary is not there, show us the faiths?

Yes. Sst!

Profiterole, your favorite dessert.

L PENDOL BTTE L'OR Sorry, it's two o'clock.

Puffy is a clock. If it does not his need, is a tragedy.

- No, if you can, I'll take care of it. - Do not bother!

BBI Porca troia! I insist.

I love animals and Puffy has already taken me in sympathy.

True, Puffy? BBI

ppunto.

You gave SylVia faith when you lost to strip-poker.

But how to SylVia! I do not remember.

You saw with two 7 to make them take off their underwear.

What a mess! DeVo recover that faith!

- Come on, let's look for SylVia. - How can I free myself?

I think about it. If an idea comes to me, I'll call you.

Christ!

What a good boy!

Philip?

He fell asleep.

It only happens with people that he likes.

So cute...

I would like to thank you. Without her Barbara would have discovered me.

This time thanks to me if the cavata.

But trunks this relationship, It's better for everyone.

Does it seem easy? He is 25 years old!

I understood, 25 years. The marble tits, the voracious lips ...

- The ass talking! - Does he do it on purpose?

- It could be our daughter! - What's the morality?

- Because she never ... - Yes, but with a mature woman.

Sorry, we make a conscious choice,

let's leave the girl alone and let's enjoy his wife.

- We leave? Let's continue? - Receive us.

- Sylvia here. - You do not come?

We are waiting for you in the car. Do not worry, go!

Under the basket you need more speed, that movement.

We'll talk about it at the next training session.

Location, Go!

(in chorus) If there is Riverside in the field, you will never win!

(in chorus) It's the moment of the champions, RiVerside Go!

- Do you have been tonight? - Stop being jealous!

Hello do you remember me?

No, because I've never seen you.

Excuse me, I'm talking to the young lady. We sleep together tonight.

Hello...

Who is?

Paul, in your opinion, George, how do you take it?

Bad!

- Were you fucking with that mouse? - I did not do anything with that mouse.

Ilora!

Congratulations.

- This fucking cock! - Give him a few hits!

Stronger!

- Ugly mouse! Guys, it's fun. - Run, fly!

Run!

Go Go!

- But doVe fuck? - What stoned!

Demented!

- Now you have to go, you imbecile! - I take the balls out!

- You say "Go"! - But we were not up!

In short, enough!

I obeyed. You say "Go" and I go.

- Forget it. - Speech closed. Mici as before.

- Do not "obluraschi" the ring? - That? - Tit!

- The ring. - The ring, come on. Iutalo. - It does not come out.

- Do not touch me, it annoys me! - Come on, Veloci.

For a moment, a little silence! What is all this confusion?

Filippo, you're late!

I would not call it delay. There was a very small setback ...

- Come on, everyone has already arrived! - Sure. Ilora arriVederci ...

Do we also invite them? They are so cute.

We have to finish something ...

Of course, the relatives of Professor Benci They are welcome.

- Well, if you invite us ... congratulations! - I recommend.

Festa gioVane! La Vecchia with the ball of fur ...

- Do you know where Filippo is? - No, it's okay.

- How are you? - We can not do it.

- Ilora? - It does not come out.

- Do like me. - Like him.

Do me like that ... You're good.

- We count up to three ... - Three.

Make your own business.

- Up to three, a good breath and ... - All together. - What balls!

- You're a pain. - Do not argue.

Up to three and then breath.

One two Three!

Good boy!

And go! The ring?

- That? - I swallowed it.

- I do not believe it. - Come on, we've been through a lot together.

- Do not touch me. - "Frodo" ...- But that Frodo!

- Ilora? - Nothing.

Eat a plum, we can not stay here until tomorrow.

Hi! PUFFY BBI

When will we be able to see these rings?

- When do we see them? - When...

Mah, surprise.

- A lemonade? (in chorus) No! - Thanks, we only prunes.

- I think we're here. - Long last.

- Where are you going? - In the bathroom. - Are you stupid?

Out, how do we get the ring back?

- In the garden? But December! - Outside, outside.

- The garden makes me uncomfortable. - Cold helps. - Come on!

- Congratulations! - Thank you.

- ViVa the groom! - See you tomorrow at church.

I can not take it anymore. DoVe cago?

In rosemary.

What are you looking at?

Now how do I clean myself?

BBI

Come...

Come, nice.

Soft, soft, beautiful!

You're good with the paw, he works. Nice my roll!

Puffy?

Lady, what a beautiful party!

- Can I call her "mom"? - It's not the moment. Did you see Puffy?

- No, I'm sorry. Maybe... - Puffy?

Puffy! Ciccino!

Puffy!

Because we have to go to eat right at Roosevelt?

Ncora! You're strange. Before you disappear all day ...

... and now you do not want to go to your place preferred. - He became very dear.

- You pay? - No, I say for Carlotta.

One evening coming with us, we could choose a younger one.

- I do not care. - Here. Go 'to die' killed ...

- Welcome to the Roosevelt. - I'm sorry, I have nothing.

- He thinks about it after my wife. - Welcome.

Lillo! Do not you enter?

- I forgot something in the car. - And what?

If I forgot it, I forgot it. You meanwhile go.

Ndate.

No, I can not enter. Escape, then Milena inVento something.

Always better than meeting ... Barbara!

- Barbara! - Lillo!

- What are you doing here? - I could not resist without you.

I came to help you to frame your husband.

Thanks, I really need it, today he cheated me!

- H, yes? - Yes.

Do not worry, now I'm here. When I heard you were here,

I got a job to help you frame ...

... the fre ... fetuses ... the stinking!

How nice, play here! We can see every day.

- Everyday? - All! - All of them?

- Except tonight I'm going out. - Go out? - Yes...

No! Are you going? Well, give me a kiss and we're even.

- Oh God, Claudio! - Yes!

- Called the taxi? - More, are we eating here?

I would like to go to bed early because I have migraine.

Very well! I wanted to say ... I'm sorry.

Get a taVolo, I cancel the restaurant.

Thank you. I have "bum bum bum" in my head!

CELLULAR RING Here I am.

- Long last! - What's up? Always on the phone ...

let's say, dear, we also think of ourselves. It's our evening.

It's useless for you to call me, I do not want to talk to you anymore!

- More, please, do not hang up. - Do not hang up?

Today you left me there, tonight you have the congress dinner ...

I know, but there are news.

The professor I have to do the closing speech is not well,

so maybe after the dessert I can free myself.

Good evening. My wife booked in the name of Ferri.

A good price, that I know the owner.

- Lello, doVe Go? - I will come back later.

Welcome to the Roosevelt Hotel.

I hope you pass a merry evening.

Meanwhile for you an immortal song.

- What are you doing? - I want to dedicate our song to you.

- Thank you, how romantic you are! - You deserve it. Go sit down!

Here I am! You were so sorry before that I stayed.

What a fabulous idea!

You have just arrived, but you already got settled, eh?

Old one? He asked me "La Cucaracha"!

Instead I will dedicate to you our song.

START CNTRE A CNZONE BRSILIN

Sure I love you. And.

My wife?

Come on, Carlotta, how you do it to be jealous of a corpse!

Yes darling.

You're the only little mouse of my life. Hello.

- Ricacci! You owe me a favor. - If I can...

For a series of coincidences I'm here my wife and my lover.

- Nice trouble. - Oh yeah! The same from which I pulled it out yesterday.

I try to remove her lover, but you must distract me from Barbara.

- Impossible, the same. - How is it the same?

It's the same thing. If I go to his wife,

my wife will think that is my lover.

- Of course ... feel! - Eh!

- I am a doctor. - Yes.

You pretend a suffocation from oliVa ascolana.

- Manhattan? - Why? - An Ascoli area in Manhattan?

Oh well, a peanut ...

- A peanut? - Yes. I qualify,

I'm practicing your hand, fingo complications and put it on a car.

Wonderful!

- But what is the maneuver? - I'll explain it to you right away. You Faces.

I take it from behind energetically, I hold her tight and with a stroke ...

I do not want to do it! Is not there another system?

There is the tracheotomy, but it's not for us.

Why not? It seems like a thing more scientific. And what?

DoVrei simply engrave them the throat, lay the trachea bare,

insert a cannula ...

Oh my God, in this case also a Bic, and then blow ...

Did he go crazy? It's a terrible thing!

He's right, and then we can not do it for pretend.

- Well, then nothing. - Spect!

Well ... go for the maneuver.

If you do not come back to play immediately, you're fired.

Director, it will not happen anymore, I'm going to play.

Good evening.

Hello! How are you?

Well, I see a lot better, eh?

Miss, it's still fresh. Do not you see the "mulignana"?

- The "mules" ...? - La mulignana, the liVido.

- Why are you here? - There you are.

- You're an owner too of this hotel? - Yes.

- So you have a chain. - They are two albergucci ...

More than a chain is a chain.

- How much? - No! What's up? I'm the owner, I offer!

- Okay thanks. - What are these things? I offer.

You let me out another liVido.

- See what a beautiful girl? - (in Neapolitan) Hai Voglia!

- But where are you from? - Shanghai at sea. - Was not it Praia?

Ok, anyway ...

- How much is the juice? - 80 dollars. - Two oranges $ 80?

- They come from Sorrento. - And who do they come by taxi?

But how much time to cancel the restaurant!

Clogged switchboard, I did not leave ViVo.

- What's the guy? - Jute, do not breathe!

- But that's choking! - A doctor, soon! A doctor!

Iuto! Iutatemi ...

- I qualify? - Yes! - Here I am, I'm here.

Oh God, what happened?

The toilet is here, is not it?

DoVe Go to the doctor? Come here!

It's lucky, we're all doctors. Dr. Green, practice the hand!

One moment, I would ...

- It failed! - Soon, tracheotomy!

- A knife. - But he never did tracheotomies.

- Of course? Once, on a cadaVere. - It's not the same thing!

- We will make a temptation. - I'm better!

Roll it out on the taVolo. She blows, I cut.

Ah! And finish it! Enough with this straw!

Butchers! Mica are a lamb! Enough, I'm fine.

More, I'm going to die!

At the bottom there was a tunnel of light and you were there.

I was about to lose you, they are things that make people think.

But now I need to hear the inner voice that says ...

I kiss her! But where is it?

I escaped because at some point La appeared my lover!

- If you see my wife ... - I almost tracheosodomizzaVano.

God, what a situation!

- Imeno, we're on the same boat. - Yes, but sail in a sea of ​​shit.

- What time do we do? - Something we'll do.

We are two intelligent people. We think.

(Lillo) Just stay calm, let's recap.

- Dog pig! (Lillo) Ilora, from here one alone can not go,

inside I can not enter, with one I can not speak,

on the other I can not make me sgame ... - What are you saying, dad? - Lillo!

- What are you doing here? - You are disappeared!

In short, what happens? You sit and get up, disappear,

dance, you throttle ... What's up?

But what do you want there to be under?

I came to take a breath of fresh air.

Ndiamo barefoot in Central Park?

Ldiota! Go get the car, let's go home.

- By now the evening is ruined. - I'm not coming.

I have to wait for a person.

- Ilora? The car! - Flight.

I love you.

But fuck you, your father, your mother and the contract!

CELLULAR RING Carlotta, love ...

- more, then come? - I come...

The situation was complicated, I do not know if I can get out of it.

And then it's too late and you're on the other side of the city.

- And what do you know about it? - You'll be downtown, right?

- And where are you? - I told you, I'm on the other side of the city.

But I'm very close to you Right now! Blackberries...

blackberries?

More, that of Cucaracha did a mess and now I'm at the manager.

More a horn! It's two hours that I look for you throughout the hotel.

Look, we'll organize ourselves tomorrow and I'll give you a good skinned, eh?

How romantic you are! I can not wait.

I will forgive myself, we'll be all day together.

- I want you all, everything ... - Everything Everything...

(in chorus) You?

Who do you call?

- You. And you? - Nch'io a tu.

I left here because of the hall telephone reception was labile.

- Ndiamo to dine? - Look, Actually today I feel a bit ...

Asshole!

You're just an asshole!

- But who is that burina? - Mah ...

Better than she left. We do not get confused with these people.

- Out! - Let's go, director ...

I warned you, but you did not come back to play ...

... so you're fired! - How dismissed?

- Lello! - Excuse me for a moment. Fired?

You're fired, You do not know how to do this!

You do not put love or feeling ...

You're fired!

- But the pay? - No pay.

Who's wrong pays and you're wrong.

Nothing pays!

It does not take love, he can not do this job.

- What happened? - That asshole he attacked the phone in my face.

But you can not see it right.

- He did not even leave your mark. - Always kidding!

- It's that men are all the same. - It's not true, you're kind.

Purpose, would you take me home?

And why not? Ndiamo.

But where are you going? It's five kilometers! We take your car.

- Which car? - That one. - Impossible, the driver has fainted.

A stroke of sleep.

- Okay, let's take a taxi. - No!

No, he jokes.

I go in person to see if the taxi driver is the right one.

Not for a fact of protection. I will be right back.

Can you ask a question?

(in Neapolitan) Tell me, nice!

- But where are you from? - From the province of Naples. Bombay.

- Pompeii? - No, Bombay at sea.

- If I give you this, take me to Tribeca? - But do not walk!

Of course, if you walk, let me bring you to him, not from you!

- Oh well, but only because you're from Naples. - Thank you.

- Bombay, eh? - Bombay, of course.

- What an emotion! - Is he your husband?

He is a handsome man!

Llora diVertiti at the bachelor party.

And you do the bravo.

- I got it? - Imagine!

Dinner with the son of Professor Benci and the cousin, all absurd people.

You can imagine what a boring evening!

But on the other hand ... deVo.

Filippo, do you be? Here is an exaggerated party!

Run!

There's Sylvia with her two friends ... Get moving, it's crazy stuff!

There is also that with the biscione. He was nostalgic, he has everything on him.

I just left Mary, arrive immediately. A moment...

- Teacher! - What are you doing here? - This I would ask you to me.

I always go to dinner with Sirio Maccioni. He makes cr pes all'amatriciana ...

No, I mean in the United States.

Think that I could lose myself the awarding of my son?

Why, do they reward him? Well! And when?

Such as? She told me on the phone! "Best Student of the Year Award".

H, yes, it's true ... how to forget it!

- I'd like to surprise him. - Beautiful idea.

But tomorrow. During the party she arriVa and ... surprise!

But tomorrow, right?

Now! I go there, I knock ... "Who ?" "Daddy!"

- Pap ... - Pap pap pap !

- Let's call them. - And what a surprise it would be?

New York is dangerous, I accompany her.

- What did he say? - I?

- Is it practical? - Of course, in 5 minutes we are there.

- Do you know the way? - Not even a child we would lose, New York is a grid.

- Let's say! Is that his car? - Is it mary's.

She is a fool! The grill ... We've been in Vuoto for two hours.

- You do not even lose a baby ... - But we are no longer children!

- And then he hit the problem, the grill. - But she said it!

Ppunto! New York if you're wrong a road, then it's a whole chain.

- As in all cities. - Here more.

New York like Turin, with the "aVenues", the "streets" ...

- The "aVenues" in Turin? - No, but here it is.

And that's where the problem arises. This geometry, X, Y, the parallels that ...

Professor, we are tired, I bring it back to the hotel.

It's late.

The boys at this time they will be sleeping.

And she too is a bit 'tried. It will be age, it will be jet lag ...

What are you saying? This point, I want to meet my son tonight.

Ccosti, we ask that gentleman.

What? Do not you see me face aggressiVa ha?

- This neighborhood is dangerous! - What do you know? We got lost. Go!

- Sorry... - Tell me.

He does not have a face like that ... For RiVerside College?

What a combination!

I'd visit them to find my mother, but there are no taxis.

- We'll give you a ride. - You are very kind.

It was lucky to meet you.

(Benci) There are still decent people in the world.

So lucky!

Llora, do we go?

Is simple, at the end of the street turn right,

then the first on the left, and again the second on the right.

The intersection take the roundabout ...

... and you are arrived. I got it? - Perfectly.

- I told you ... - Shut up!

Perform the orders of the lord that's so kind.

In case of difficulty, call me on your cell phone.

- Good walk and good evening. - Retrieve her, many beautiful things!

- But it was polite. - What are you saying? Look in what trouble he chased me!

- Stop that car, ask for help! - But the grill ... - Grid!

Stop!

- Excuse me, we were kidnapped. - We would go back to the hotel ...

- Understood. - This is the New York I love.

Thank you.

URLNO

Ouch!

Take that hand away! Do not touch me! It's all his fault.

What shape will we do with my son?

- Look how we are combined! - Look, it's a big word.

Shut up! I believe you were a moron ...

Instead he is completely idiotic.

But it's my fault that I chose someone like her:

Unable, incompetent, inconclusive, unreliable,

ignorant, ignorant, boring, knowledgeable, arrogant ... Do you understand?

- Until "deficient" yes, then There was a setback ... - Shut up!

MRCIPIEDE INGIBILE Is DoVe bringing me?

- He's really driving her. - Shut up!

- What's this climb? - It's a New York up and down.

- New York as Urbino. - Was not it like Turin?

For the grid. For the ups and downs like Urbino.

The up and down is typical of San Francisco.

Yes, but in Urbino more. New York It is famous for its cobblestone.

- Stop! A balustrade, dangerous. - No, it's a bridge. - Wooden?

Ppunto! New York the city of bridges, like Venice.

Vexed, I follow her, I trust blindly.

- But do we have finished? - I do not know.

- I found something to clean up. - Where? Give me!

What, of wet tissues? Thank you. But do we do?

I do not know, but I smell ... There's slimy stuff.

- Vexed, I start to see. - Nch'io.

URLNO

- He stopped. - Soon!

URL Old shit!

Not two times!

- Professor, are you okay? - Yes.

We are lucky, There must be a party.

- Let's call for help. The hand! - Sorry.

Keep it here. Do not push, stay still!

- Excuse me, we should make a phone call. - Phone call!

I do not know, I popped up.

- Stay here. - Yes thanks! - Shut up! Stop!

- Stand still here. - Thank you Professor.

Do you know where a phone is?

Excuse me, is there a phone?

NON-HANDLING VOICE

NON-HANDLING VOICE

Excuse me.

Can I make a phone call? I use the cordless.

NON-HANDLING VOICE

- Pelatone! - Give us five dollars for smoking.

- Pap ! - Uncle! - What's this?

- It's a frame ... - Zitti!

Hello.

Sylvia! What a pleasure to see you again, resent ...

Listen, call immediately to Francesco.

But Francesco di l .

- Where we are? - Francesco's House.

Holy gosh!

SylVia, take me to him right away!

What a mess! Come on come on!

Fast!

- Here, here is Francesco. - Thank you.

Francesco, the asshole is here. No, do not interrupt me!

Llora ...

You and Paolo have disappeared now.

Then I'll think about it that defic ...

Teacher!

- What a pleasure to see you again ... - Shut up!

- And you out! - Guys, the party is over.

You must go out all. Sorry, I'm desolate ...

Vexed, she is not!

This is my husband, I'm sure he has a lover.

I could not find out.

He did the right thing to turn to a detectiVe.

Of course, I do not sleep standing up!

I will check it. If he is unfaithful, I will have photographic evidence.

Maybe! When he has photos, bring them to "RosselVet".

- The Roosevelt? - The "RosselVet". - Of course.

- Excuse me, but I have another appointment. - Thank you. - Nothing.

Now I'm sorry!

I'm John Palmer, tell me.

My husband is strange in this period, I would like to have it checked.

- Did you bring a picture? - Sure.

- Here, this. - Good choice.

- Do you want to know the price? - No, my wife is so busy. Thank you.

- Good morning. - What are you doing here?

- Is he alone, without a wife? - Sure.

I have to give my lover a present.

- And she? - I took a thought for my wife.

- He has suspicions. - Like mine!

I'd meet with the lover, but Barbara is always on me.

- Christmas "in white"? - Just in white no.

With my wife on sex, let's go big.

The big one ... so to speak.

Mach to say!

It's done to do! Not three or four times a day.

- With Barbara? - Sure. - I do not know.

What's that got to do with it?

I do not know who has a lover have a lot of sex with your wife.

- Because, she with his wife ... - Once a year.

On June 2nd, for the Republic Day.

Of course, the decline in desire Comes because with the lover you are always in ...

Naturally!

But since we are here I have not been a moment alone with her.

- And why? - Because I always have the husband between the balls!

- H, of those! I know something. - Who says that!

- Never mind. - Better.

I would like to help you, but I really do not know ...

- You are welcome. - Thank you.

- You could help me. - And how?

DeVo bring this gift to my girlfriend.

It would be so kind to keep my wife busy?

DoVrei occupy his wife ... how long?

Between the gift, the preliminaries, one thing and another ...

- We will do it 4 times ... an hour and a half. - Cover his wife for an hour and a half.

- No, it must cover me! - That's what I meant.

- Ilora? - If there is to cover it, I cover it.

- You forget the promotion! "But Mary does not marry me." - Shut up!

- He has nothing to do with it. - We're screwed you for a year.

- In 2 days he could not ... - Shut up. He did worse, he was an accomplice!

- You got fired! - Quite right! - Shut up!

Mamma Mia!

- Excuse me, for the city I'm fine? - Shut up!

So here.

The paci is over for you, he will have a very strict control!

- Sorry ... - Shut up! Good luck there is not the rector of my times!

Lo, promoted to full marks, brought for example of profit and righteousness!

- Severino! - Yes?

I recognized you immediately!

- And who is she? - I'm Steven, do not you remember?

Same course, same apartment ...

- We have to go. - No, no.

- You're here for Twenty years, right? - What Twenty Years?

- Come. - But ...

Do not pull ... do not push. Or pull, or push!

I'm glad you accepted to participate in this reunion.

Look who came!

We have the honor to live among us ...

... Severino Benci, the number one, the best, the unattainable!

We have already seen the film of the award ceremony, but in your honor ...

... we'll see it again. - No, it would be boring for you.

- And we must go. - No, stay.

The prize for the fancazzista of the year Goes to Severino Benci!

Thank you...

... and I remind you of the three rules of fancazzismo:

1) unprejudiced ssentism from lessons and exams.

2) Ruthless exploitation of parents' finances.

3) Unbridled research of any kind of experience!

- I have to go. - Where are you going?

Great!

ViVa Benci!

ViVa the great Benci!

Papa, you want to tell me that you invented the rules of fancazzismo?

- I was a boy... - Shut up!

- Ready? - I'm Palmer.

He will find the photos of her husband at the reception in three hours.

Thanks, she was efficient and storms.

Now you massacre, You'll see!

- Hello, Lillo? - Yes?

They are going to bring me Claudio's photographs with his lover.

- How is it possible? - I paid a detectiVe.

- You always have wonderful ideas! And when do you bring them? - Within three hours.

- Ready? - I'm Palmer, right.

He will find the photographs of her husband at the Roosevelt reception.

Enough of this Pilgrim Life! Is not it incredible?

- In fact, one does not believe it. Ok, bye. - Hello!

The rules of fancazzismo Did you get Benci?

- Yes! - Incredible!

- And you have blackmailed him? Well done. - But no...

We have obtained patriotism a penalty discount.

Itri two years of fancazzismo, then we'll have to study.

Finally, the only idiot is me that I lost the place.

(in chorus) Congratulations. - This plant marijuana does not grow anymore.

- But congratulations? - From today you are Vice-Prime!

Great!

We are also bargained for you.

- Thank you. - Congratulations!

Mary said that she marries me alone because he had already organized everything,

but then he was making me an ass like that, in place now ... great!

But first we would have to finish ...

... a little thing that we had left halfway.

We do not make jokes.

CONFUSED IT

Gorgeous!

This will be the most beautiful day of my life.

MRCI NUZILE

HE SHOUTED

- Dear brothers... - Sst!

- What are they doing here? - Congratulations.

I changed the witnesses, those who You gave me you did not even know them.

How could you? They made you lose your life!

No, they negotiated, with Benci it's all right.

Ilora, we are gathered here ... STRNUTO

And who are this bunch of shifted?

- Mici. - Really?

- Let's get them out right away! - What bother do they give you?

- You can invite someone at my wedding, right? - No!

This is my marriage because it's me that I wanted to marry you,

I organized the ceremony, with my family and in my city.

You will not let me ruin everything! Throw them out.

- Let's say! - The party is over.

We are not welcome.

Sorry, maybe we'll talk later. Do you want my number?

Good boy! Here is the Filippo who I want marry. What did you tell him?

- To wait for me outside. - It was better if you take them away forever.

- No, I'll move away forever. - From all of them? Good boy. - No, from you.

Father ... so many beautiful things.

RriVederci.

Congratulations.

PUFFY BBI

PUFFY BBI

- Congratulations! - Good boy!

Philip!

- Congratulations! - Asshole!

Uguri!

- Congratulations! - Good boy!

- Here, he's the detective. - Thank you.

- He has some photos to make disappear. - Very embarrassing daVVero.

- But I'm extremely serious. - And I'm extremely rich.

Here are the pictures.

And this too is done!

She walks around quietly while on this head hangs this?

- What's that? - It's his sword of Damocles.

- And do you know where they were putting it on? - He's drunk?

- I should thank you. - Why?

Because I intercepted some photos that portray her with her lover.

It's safe?

- But it's not possible! - Indeed.

You believed it! If he takes your wife, he inflates you!

They would swell her for these free jokes!

Free? These photos they cost me $ 20,000!

- How could he betray me? - We are looking to see the photos.

No, since we arrived that does strange things.

- But mom ... (Lillo) Permit! Pass!

It is for Mrs. Ricacci.

- Who told you to take these pictures? - I.

- Ehil ... - You wanted to bribe him to hide your betrayal!

But no, I was here in passing ...

- What are you hiding? - Anything.

Blackberries!

Milena, a wife he must always trust his husband.

Your doubts hurt me, but I forgive you.

- Tear off that envelope. - I'll rip the balls!

More, tell him too!

Fuck!

It is that the telephoto lens crushes.

It looks like a vulgar "doggie", but it is only an optical effect.

A subject in the foreground and one at 150 meters ...

... may seem inside one another, but it's not like that.

But this is that pig of Ricacci! And mass prona ... Carlotta, good.

So it's not me what a purpose with my daughter ... Carlotta!

- With an old man! - He's younger than you.

- And then widowed, what's wrong? - Widowed? He is more married than me!

Thing?

Yes?

Liar!

BraVa, now let's go that if the wife arrives, it's a mess.

- Do you know each other? - From a Life! RriVederci.

- But you do not tell him anything? - But who is this?

- She's a shocked mother and she's right. She is a pig! - I?

How could he take advantage of this flower!

Ppecorato, yes ... how could he deceive her?

- He hid that he was married! - What a nerve!

Does it make me morally? We are in the same situation!

- We want to talk about it? - No. - No, let's talk!

But what have I got to do with it? I know them like her!

When they're in trouble, change the subject.

Purpose, when the helicopter ride ...

... to admire the Madison Square Garden?

What situation is he talking about?

Nothing, look for excuses ... But now let's close this matter.

- She comes back with his wife and me with mine. - And I?

I can not think of everyone! You are young, you will make a Life again.

Yes, with me!

Look, lady ... I have very serious intentions.

- Tomorrow's victorious from my wife! - We do not say bullshit!

He wants to break the marriage for this?

- But what does it matter to you? - It would make a big mistake!

- But why? - I've been home for 25 years.

- It's a stratospheric pain in the ass! - Lillo!

- Pap ! - But is your daughter?

You see? It always intrudes! I would give it to him willingly,

it would be a liberation, but I can not do this to a friend.

- Dad, what the fuck are you talking about? - He sees it? Offende, a hyena!

(undertone) Leave it to pap . Give me a straight, trunks!

- Trunks. - No!

Carlotta, please! It's not over, love ...

Instead it's over, I do not want to see you anymore!

- "Madame". - Thank you.

Rest assured, his wife will never know anything.

- Thank you. - We would miss it.

- Claudio? - Yes?

Here is something that we must look together.

No, Barbara, I do not think so ...

- Here? - Yes.

- Do you know this lady? - No, never Vista.

- But how? It is my wife. - And his wife.

With all this chatter I do not understand anything anymore.

Do you see these?

I'll eat it with these half your money!

Dog pig!

- Our marriage is over! - Of course it's finished.

And ours too. NON-HANDLING VOICE

Here, look.

Fresca!

Lillo, I will also be Porto Cervo ... but she is now Porto Rotondo!

True?

But what is a "pochade"?

(in chorus) Eight, seven, six, five ...

... four, three, two, one ...

...zero!

You'll wonder how it ended up.

Good, at least for others.

Lello has made a flash wedding in Las Vegas ...

... and now he has a hat hanging with Carlotta.

Sorry.

Claudio and Barbara, aVendo both their faults,

they are forgiven and everything remained as before.

I do not know who I am.

They will be posted.

And Milena ... You want to go back to Italy,

but at the airport there was a stroke of lightning with a professor.

After me he looked for a serious person.

And I ... what can I do? I'm back at my Old laVoro.

What did this story teach me?

Who's hanging hat, keep the bird in check