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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:44,516 This is me, Camillo Ferri, known as Lillo. 2 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,269 25 years ago I was the pianist of a loser duo, 3 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,311 then I married Milena, 4 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:54,115 sole heir of the greatest real estate empire of Europe. 5 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,828 CNT 6 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,312 After the wedding, my life has changed, 7 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,028 from rags to stars. 8 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,829 How do you say... I "attached the hat". 9 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,878 We have a wonderful daughter, Carlotta. 10 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:23,074 He is the same as his father, in 25 years He never fucked. 11 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:27,393 Who was better than me? But there was also a negative side. 12 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:33,197 In order not to be hunted, there was only one one thing I did not have to do ... 13 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,516 This. 14 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:40,151 My father-in-law had me sign a marriage contract. 15 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:45,349 If I had cheated on Milena, I would have lost everything and I would be back poor. 16 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,717 For 25 years I resisted temptation. 17 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:54,717 I practically knotted him. But I could not hold back 18 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:59,033 when I met Barbara, an old flame of mine. 19 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,477 - Are not you Lillo? - Yes. 20 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,077 Fuck, you have not changed at all! 21 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,917 I'm Barbara, do not you remember me? 22 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,789 Of course yes! Even you are always a beautiful pussy. 23 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,398 Your boobs would drive me crazy. 24 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,396 Lillo! 25 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,712 Lillo! 26 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,599 Barbara was in my same situation. 27 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,071 She had married to the very rich Claudio Ricacci, 28 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,431 who tried in vain to elevate it from its origins burine. 29 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,437 Blackberries? 30 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:42,476 - Do you want other "croissants"? - Thank you. 31 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,636 - Still these fucking balls! - More, for faVore ... 32 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:57,675 I also did the internship with Marta Marzotto! 33 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:02,072 LamentaVo the encumbrance of fenders. VERSE OF PPROVZION 34 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:06,757 When I learned that she too had had to sign a contract, 35 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,878 I understood that with her I could untie the knot 36 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,958 because he would not have risked to lose everything. 37 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,317 As a precaution, I hid it to be rich and married. 38 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,512 I told her I was still a miserable pianist, 39 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,837 sure he did not want to be serious about me. 40 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:26,999 But like any perfect plan, mine also had a flaw. 41 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,276 - I want you... - I do not! 42 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,391 - I want you... - I do not! 43 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,353 I want to marry you! 44 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,313 I do not understand. Do you want to marry me? 45 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,916 - But you're already married. - DiVorzio and I'll marry you. 46 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,039 I'm sick, with that I always have to be a lady. 47 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,231 F DEl VERSI 48 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,318 Instead you are like me ... free-range. 49 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,509 What a chap you say! What a victorious thing, do not talk nonsense! 50 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,678 If you leave your husband, you lose everything. 51 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,836 Would you like it? 52 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,390 - I'm ready to lose everything for you. - But not me! 53 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,512 I mean ... 54 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,996 ...I can not accept a sacrifice like that. 55 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,159 I can only offer you a miserable Life, unworthy of you! 56 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:22,672 From the designer clothes, you will return with rags on the backside. 57 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,633 - What? - With the patches to the ass. 58 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,513 We leave everything like that, it's better. 59 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,836 - You say? - I say... 60 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:35,033 Now go to the Caribbean with your husband, you relax and you do not think about it anymore. 61 00:04:35,280 --> 00:04:38,556 - So you told me he had ... - But what will you do? 62 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,075 I will do my job. 63 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,317 An evening in Ladispoli, a wedding in Capena ... 64 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,432 - And New Year's Day with amnesia. - Ibiza? 65 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:51,792 Campodicarne, is an elderly center. "Mnesia", they do not remember a dick! 66 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,114 My poor love. 67 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:01,596 I thought about it, maybe you're right, you got me. 68 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:06,709 What a pity, though ... I'm so keen on giving you a baby. 69 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,470 A park? 70 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,114 - A son. - Our age? 71 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:15,557 I have the lazy seed, you the womb that yawns, 72 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:19,878 A dormouse comes out, not a son. How you come to mind! 73 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:26,510 This is me, Filippo Vessato, 35 years, 74 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,396 doctor surgeon, and I'm about to do the most important step in life. 75 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,068 No, not this. 76 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:39,159 After only 10 years of engagement, I decided to get married. 77 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,399 Indeed my girlfriend decided it Italian-American, Mary. 78 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,394 He also thought about the faiths ... expensive. 79 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:52,196 Mary forced me to count on my promotion to vice-library. 80 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,359 That's why I want to distinguish myself with Professor Severino Benci, 81 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:01,236 I'm ready to suffer everything to be promoted. 82 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,834 Sweat, dry me. 83 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,676 - Itchy, you scratch me. - Nose? 84 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,311 - No, left ball. - Better, I prefer. 85 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,156 - Vexed. - Teacher... 86 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:33,639 Let's talk about your wedding holidays. I found out he was married in New York. 87 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:37,190 - And so I thought ... - Thank you. - You are welcome. 88 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,870 - Thanks for what? - Do you extend my vacation? 89 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,675 Of course not. I called her to give her this. 90 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:49,199 I'm moved. There was no need... 91 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,437 - What are you doing? - I open it. - Does he? 92 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,952 - Do you prefer at home? - Home? It's not for her, you fool! 93 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:02,234 - It's for my son Francesco. "Do you marry your son too? 94 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:06,877 Sometimes it happens. Repairing marriage, I guess. 95 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,276 - Vexed ... - Yes? 96 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,358 Sit down. Let's recap. 97 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,280 - She gets married to ... - New York. 98 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,189 - And my son do you study? - New York? - Shut up! 99 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:24,679 Of course, at RiVerside College, I've graduated too. 100 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:29,396 - With the maximum votes. - Congratulations, professor. 101 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:32,393 It was hard. They say four years, but ... 102 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:36,633 - A friend of mine 15 years ... - Me in four, but it does not matter. 103 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,071 Since you go there, should not be a problem 104 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:43,078 bring the Christmas present to my son. 105 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:47,068 He gave me only four days of vacation. 106 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:52,479 I gave her four days off, but not "only", but ... 107 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,752 - even. - They're more than enough. 108 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,270 One day to travel and bring the gift, 109 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:04,918 one to get married, one for the honeymoon, how do you say them? 110 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,999 THE SAYS IN ROMGNOLO Not in Romagna! 111 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,476 I mean in the US. If you let him tell his wife. 112 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,319 One day for the return. 113 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,391 In conclusion... 114 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:22,799 I remember, I'm in a vexed mood that at the next council 115 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,834 I will have to suggest the name of the new Viceprimary. 116 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,311 - Do you want me to propose Scognamiglio? - No! 117 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,351 - Gherarducci? - No! 118 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,632 Llora, Vessato, has decided? 119 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,554 - What's up? - Baseball. 120 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,433 Ndando in the US, I try to ... 121 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,599 - Do not worry, it will be an honor. - Ttento! 122 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:50,476 They are the anatomical taVole of Vesalio in parchment, they cost a fortune! 123 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:54,036 He asked for them personally my son. 124 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,835 - BraVissimo, all his father. - Equal. 125 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:02,511 - He's there with his cousin Paolo, another excellent student. - All the uncle. 126 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,154 - And who is that? - She. 127 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:09,512 H, already! You think they stay studying even during the holidays. 128 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,871 - Via the Internet I get votes ... - Extraordinary? 129 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,519 - No. - Strepitosi. 130 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,472 - More. - "Starnati". 131 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:19,234 - Exactly. - Enough to say it. 132 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,919 Good, good trip, bring the tube to my son, 133 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:28,750 greet me the future Mrs. Vessato and enjoy the holidays. 134 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,671 Who cares about the career! From tomorrow Veterinary. 135 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,269 Benci's dogs are better. 136 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:54,477 Calm, you take it so much for two pampering on the shoulder! 137 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,638 Cuddles? Boogers! 138 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,635 SalVe ... international call, he feels bad. 139 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:07,677 - He does it on purpose, I know. - What do you care? The coat is laVa. 140 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:12,829 If you care about our future, to do everything that tells you. 141 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,709 If you take advantage of it, it makes me lose half a day ... 142 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,913 ... to go to those nerds, while I want to be with you. 143 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:24,510 We are all life to stay together. 144 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,518 Now your career counts only. 145 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,156 Sleep in RiVerside, then step to get you and I'll take you to mine. 146 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,391 - Per ... (Mary) Filippo! 147 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,636 - I said ... (Mary) Filippo! 148 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,832 So I said and so I will. 149 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,272 OK love. Ilora see you in New York. 150 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,190 - Good morning, Miss Carlotta. - Good morning. 151 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,834 - Mrs. Ferri. - Thanks, Tom. 152 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,191 - I'm glad you came. - Nch'io. 153 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,397 Good morning. 154 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,757 - Give it to me too. - Thank you. 155 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,157 Good morning. 156 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:04,875 - My husband there? - Is in the kitchen. 157 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,952 - What are you doing love? - I can not stay without doing anything. 158 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,676 I prepare the stuffed turkey that Carlotta likes so much. 159 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,594 I wanted a holiday! 160 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,873 You made two POs, three joint ventures, four mergers in a year. 161 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,833 I took a little thought. 162 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,953 Bulgari! 163 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,317 More ... beautiful! 164 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,509 - It must have cost me a fortune. - You deserve it. 165 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,918 - But I said ... - That? - What are you going through. 166 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,831 You exaggerated with turkey, It looks like an ostrich. 167 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,955 (Lillo) Last year was double. - Sorry, I have to go. 168 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:02,914 - But how, I made you an ostrich! - Patience. 169 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,272 - But there's also apple pie! - What balls, you're fixed! 170 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:10,193 It is typical Christmas. 171 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,878 Ntipatica. Always with the phone in hand. 172 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,719 What came to do? 173 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,393 You know how your daughter is ... 174 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:26,149 With me he does not speak, but I believe he is Coming because it has a difficult history. 175 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,557 - Another married man? - No, with those closed. 176 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:34,436 He would have to find a person of Value and attach to her. 177 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,110 CELLULAR RING Is it your phone? 178 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,036 No... 179 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:46,232 - I'm going to do it. - Yes. 180 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:53,796 (Barbara) Lillo, can you hear me? - More, a moment. 181 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:58,870 (Barbara) Do you be? I hear a rumble. - I'm in a gallery. 182 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:03,358 (Barbara) But how long is it? - Here, tell me. 183 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:08,634 (Barbara) Hi, how are you going to Rome? - Rome? All normal. 184 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:14,193 (Lillo) And to the Caribbean? - I'm not in the Caribbean. I'm in New York. 185 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:16,960 Why? Where is it? 186 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:22,957 I'm in a square where everyone is the "plasmas", but we sleep at the Roosevelt. 187 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:28,399 (Barbara) Claudio has changed his mind, suddenly a congress popped up. 188 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,558 (Barbara) But do you know the true motive? - What's that? 189 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,430 - Here has the lover. - Here? 190 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,240 - Here. - How here? 191 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:43,156 - No, not here ... there. - Yes. Is not it wonderful? 192 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,075 - Wonderful? - Of course! 193 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,991 Now the tampino and as soon as I catch them, I immediately ask the diorzio. 194 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,352 Because ... 195 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,957 ... if he cheats on me, I can take half of all his money away. 196 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,475 Is not it amazing? 197 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,673 You are free, I live there. We get married. 198 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,993 - Are we getting married? (Barbara) Yes! 199 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:17,429 Lillo? Do you feel OK? Did you miss the word? 200 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,712 Sure, a wonderful future awaits me. 201 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,876 I greet you. 202 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:28,395 If this discovers her husband, I'm roVined. Shit bitch! 203 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:34,233 - What happened? - I do not know, farted. 204 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:11,394 Sorry. I can ask you if he knows Paolo and Francesco Benci? 205 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,512 They are in classroom 3, they hold a lesson. 206 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:18,674 - They teach? - They do a course for freshmen. 207 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,917 - Dd even! - Come? - I'm a family friend. 208 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:25,557 (Paolo) Care freshmen, that you take the first steps ... 209 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,638 ... in an exclusive university like this, 210 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:34,233 you may have some difficulty, but if you follow our advice, 211 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,557 you will spend four years uniVersitari smooth like oil. 212 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,955 I got it? Questions? 213 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,472 In the $ 100 a month it is included the falsification of the Vows? 214 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,234 Of course, the first thing. 215 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:52,150 This is the original document, that IS IN VENICE to your parents. 216 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,875 (Paolo) Excuse me, Professor Benci. (Francesco) Please, Professor Benci. 217 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:01,279 Just scan, as Professor Benci shows you, 218 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:05,632 the symbol of the faculty and the signature of the rector. 219 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,832 Then you can change the Votes as you wish. 220 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,752 FIG! 221 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,231 Replace the document in the university database ... 222 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,399 ... and for your parents you will be of the model students. 223 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,194 Does it work daVVero? 224 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:29,469 "Cantonese rice", we are here since a year, never given an exam, 225 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,591 no problem. 226 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:36,716 - And if the family calls? - All calculated. 227 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:42,392 We are fake the phone number and we will answer our call center. 228 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:47,071 Our girls will confirm Your excellent performance. 229 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:52,435 Well, the lesson is over. Do not miss the next: 230 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,349 "The use of cannabis to prepare for the exams. " 231 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,393 I remind you of the three rules of "fancazzismo", 232 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,838 handed down by the anonymous founder of our brotherhood. 233 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,555 1) unprejudiced ssentism from exams and lessons. 234 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:12,032 2) Ruthless exploitation of parents' finances. 235 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,471 3) Unbridled research of every type of experiment. 236 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,956 - Next week. - Good boy! 237 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,878 Well done. 238 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,470 (Paolo) An applause to Professor Benci. (Francesco) Congratulations, professor. 239 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,712 Professor Benci! 240 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,197 - Very big. - It was a good lesson. 241 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,358 - Benci always works. - Yes. 242 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:39,873 - Excuse me ... Paolo and Francesco? - I do not treat them out of course. 243 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,993 - What do you want this? - Sorry... 244 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,556 - Sorry! - What the fuck do you want? 245 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,316 Filippo Vessato, your father's assistant. 246 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:55,954 - God, a spy! - I knew it! 247 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,434 - She is a good person. - We do not even want the bill. 248 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,552 - You deserve them... - That's enough! 249 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,311 I am thrilled. 250 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,519 You take the piss Professor Benci for a year? 251 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,633 - Without ever giving an exam? - No. 252 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,991 - And he did not notice? - No. 253 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:21,199 - I can not believe. - No. - Instead Yes! 254 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,039 Please forgive us! 255 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,916 My father has made us life impossible for twenty years! 256 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,391 - Twenty years of impossible life! - That's enough. 257 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:37,596 Not me, I'm his nephew and he always broke my balls! 258 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,149 - That's enough. - Please! 259 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:44,512 - My father is an asshole! - No, you can not say that. 260 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,229 The professor has his faults, but he is not an asshole. 261 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,955 He is "The asshole"! 262 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,197 He is the king, the great vizier of the assholes. 263 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:02,077 I've been supporting him for 10 years and know that you frigate him a little so he repays me. 264 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,596 So, braVi, braVi and still bravi. 265 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,913 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 266 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:13,875 - So you will not tell him anything? - I do not even think about it. 267 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,435 I have a curiosity. 268 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,712 - What the fuck are you coming to do? - True. 269 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:22,196 H, gi . 270 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,912 - From the professor. - Here! 271 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,759 - What will it be? - Keep. 272 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:33,511 - It's a cylindrical thing. - I know it, fantastic! 273 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,269 - The prestigious Vesvolio taVole! - No! 274 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,313 - Looks like your father. - Do you like? 275 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,790 - Great. - Hands already. 276 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:48,028 But I wonder ... if you do not study, what are you doing with the scrolls? 277 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,436 The joints. 278 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,795 - Oh! - Do not worry. 279 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,913 With the ancient parchment the barrel lasts twice as long. 280 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,351 The more ancient the parchment, the harder. Did you know? 281 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:06,236 No. Do not study, but on certain topics you are ironed. 282 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,317 - Thank you. - You are strong! 283 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,796 Tonight deVi Come with us, we have fun. 284 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:18,109 - Celebrate 100 days. - The famous 100 days of exams! 285 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,676 But no, the 100 days of uninterrupted absence! 286 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,553 - Congratulations. - Let's say! 287 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,436 Do not do that. Are not you happy that I came? 288 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:33,030 You have promised to stay with me and get to know mine. 289 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,198 InVece by way of the congress I will never see you. 290 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:39,517 - My wife is here ... - But if you're VedoVo! 291 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,595 Ppunto ... 292 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,150 Barbara ... 293 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,668 Sorry, disappeared due of a very rare disease, 294 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:57,035 of which, in spite of myself, I have been the top expert. 295 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,869 That's why they wanted me here, I can not refuse. 296 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:05,672 - Ilora when we see each other? - And when... 297 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,677 Let's see. 298 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,918 We're lucky, tomorrow. 299 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,999 - I'm coming to your hotel. - No! Better not. 300 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,998 Colleagues could malign. 301 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:22,711 On the other hand the memory of Barbara is still fresh. 302 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:27,914 - But he died for two years. - No, fresh from the press. 303 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:34,229 Look at the publications this year, it's unbelievable! 304 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,636 Honey, leave it, now I find a romantic little place. 305 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:44,311 I'll handle that. Do not you think about your big cat anymore? 306 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,954 MUSIC DNCE 307 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,751 Two geniuses! You are two geniuses! 308 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,958 - Great. - Do you like it, eh? 309 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,913 CELLULAR RING 310 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,118 - Your father! - That? - Your father! 311 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:13,511 - And your father. - Stop the music! 312 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:18,111 It's an emergency! 5 minutes of silence. Shhh! 313 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,389 - Go. - Go! 314 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,637 - (mumbling) Good evening. - How do you talk? 315 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,995 - To be a signal re-entry ... (Benci) It does not matter. 316 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,955 - Did you deliver the parchments? - Sure. 317 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,111 What effect did they have on my son? 318 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,275 Amazing! 319 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,278 Even the cousin was amazed ... 320 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,433 ...done. Stunned. 321 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,873 I have never seen two guys so serious ... 322 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,834 ... and scholars, of exceptional moral vein. 323 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:00,715 - You are lucky. - What did you tell her? 324 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:06,438 A curiosity from a father, the boys in merica what do they do? Who do they see? 325 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,076 Who do they attend? Look at these ... 326 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:19,038 He can not even imagine, a cenacle of superior minds. 327 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,789 The best of the intellectual aristocracy. 328 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,675 But it's not enough, they fly even higher. 329 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:30,714 Saturday They will be rewarded here at RiVerside College ... 330 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,117 ... as the best students of the year! 331 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,433 She fills me with pride and joy. 332 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:44,236 He does not know how much I count his words. Thanks, future Viceprimario. 333 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:49,437 Thanks to you. Always count on me, get here. 334 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,717 Gherarducci ... 335 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,998 - How did I do? - Great! 336 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:05,270 You deserve entry by an honorary member in the prestigious CFT. 337 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,632 - Well, what? - Total Fancazzist Confraternity. 338 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,673 Congratulations. Music! 339 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,633 Come, Filippo, go up. 340 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,276 - Come. - Cut the cake with us. 341 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,958 - Thank you. - You honor. 342 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,758 - Go! - Plan, so the brace! - Who? 343 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,997 Like who? She! 344 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,314 Come here. Photo! 345 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,636 Number one! 346 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,591 Thank you. 347 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,916 Number one! 348 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:11,113 - Look at him, how big! - Do you smoke a Vesalio taVola? 349 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:17,758 No, if I smoke, I lose the inhibitory brakes and in three days I marry. 350 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,030 Hello. 351 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,358 - Imeno tastes the dessert. - A little. 352 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,313 Of you? Ok, just three balls. 353 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,717 - I would not... - (in chorus) assists! 354 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:52,555 You suck with this stuff on your head, from which I win! 355 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:56,232 (all) Come on, come on! - Sorry... 356 00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,034 (all) Come on, come on! 357 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,871 Sorry... 358 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,517 I won! I'm the best! 359 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,036 Sorry! 360 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:14,070 - What's up? - Perhaps the cream had expired. 361 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:19,150 - I have some acid ... - cide? But who did you get for? 362 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,392 We use only natural things. 363 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,751 Butter, salt, uoVa and peyote flour. 364 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,554 The peyote in the profiterole? 365 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,719 It is the specialty of the house, the "peyoterole"! 366 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,833 Better, I prefer. 367 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,116 Hello... 368 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,234 IMIT A GTTO 369 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,959 I saw the message. There are no news, right? 370 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,358 - Yes, we are! - Where we are? 371 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,394 No, in the sense that today Claudio sees that. 372 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,552 Well ... what do you plan to do? 373 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,833 Not to make it suspicious I went out for a walk. 374 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,749 He is at Roosevelt, he comes out in an hour. 375 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,514 - In an hour? - Yes. 376 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,679 Where are you? I feel a mess. Looks like you're in New York! 377 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:41,199 They are curly, at the pork festival. 378 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,717 How I wish you were here with me. 379 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,869 Who are you saying it! I go, or you eat all the pork. 380 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:23,478 Excuse me, director, because he has to reduce the salary right to me? 381 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,194 Already I take a misery! 382 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,192 They decided to cut costs. 383 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:37,795 - And they thought of you. - Sure, you just let me play. 384 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:42,033 You are a Neapolitan and do not let him sing. 385 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:47,400 It's like not taking pictures a Japanese, that dies us! 386 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,358 Let me know what you've decided. 387 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,118 - Excuse me, but you Lillo Ferri? - Yes. 388 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:13,680 - Have we met before? - He has lived for years with my father. 389 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,996 - Are you Lollo's son? - Yes. 390 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,476 - What's your name? - Lello. - What a fantasy! 391 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,719 - How is dad? - We did not know anything anymore. 392 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,833 - He ran off with a dancer. - And he's not done any more ... 393 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:33,031 But once, at home, a thong arrived there. 394 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,198 He has always liked the whores. 395 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:42,038 Our times like him a certain one Ines, we all fucked her up. 396 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,118 - Mum? - And mum? How are you? 397 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,957 - She died in childbirth. - What a bad luck! 398 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:54,274 In the name of ancient friendship that binds me to your parents ... 399 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,075 ... bought two cheesburgers, you are emaciated. 400 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:03,832 - Are you alms? - Do not be ashamed. Once I was a loser like you. 401 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:09,478 What a money! I'm not a loser. 402 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,437 I'm rich. The plan is mine, the hotel is mine! 403 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,198 - This plan? - All plans, it's all mine. 404 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,075 Izati, this chair is mine. It's all mine. 405 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:27,319 I am delighted. Ilora deVo ask you something. 406 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,559 - What do you mean? - I'd talk to your client. 407 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,830 It's a private thing. 408 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,715 His wife has discovered who has a lover and I would like to see him. 409 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,469 - Doctor Ricacci, what room do you have? - What do I know? 410 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:47,198 - Are not you the owner? - Of course? I am the owner. 411 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,916 But I do not do it of these "scemit ". 412 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,429 - Thing? - Stupids. 413 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,349 Is it called scemit? Ask the manager. 414 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,598 - I go now... - I wait for you. 415 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,190 - Are you dying? - No. - Are you here? - Yes, go. 416 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,153 - Thank you. - Jokes? 417 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,476 Director! 418 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,919 How dare you snap your fingers to call me? I dismiss you! 419 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,193 No, it was the gesture of money. 420 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,758 Because I wanted to tell her that ... I accept the cut. 421 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,471 Just tell me how much your salary is. 422 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,355 The maximum you can get to 20 dollars. 423 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,036 Yes, but not all together if not, I spend them. 424 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:45,758 Give them a little 'at the Volta, that then I manage them. 425 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,878 - Ilora? - He knows nothing. 426 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,117 I chase him, he does not know anything. 427 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,073 I solved, thank you. 428 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,554 - Taxi. - Immediately. 429 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,594 - Keep it. - Thank you. 430 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:17,195 WHISTLE 431 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,873 Follow that taxi. 432 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,077 I can not move! You make me hunt. 433 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,113 What do you care? You are the master. 434 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,832 Follow those two taxis. Come! 435 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:36,113 TELEPHONE RING 436 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,433 THE VOICE IS BROKEN 437 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,155 - (with a kneading voice) Yes? - Filippo, why are you talking like that? 438 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:53,388 Scaling the diaphragm because the morning tends to be ... 439 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,956 Yes, OK. How did you go with Benci's son? 440 00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,948 It's all OK. I delivered the tube and go to bed. 441 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:06,269 - Where are you? - I'm coming to get you. Get off. 442 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,150 More, I'm thinking ... 443 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:15,115 It's a while since we're together, why do not you go up for a moment and ... 444 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:19,791 Ok, we have 15 minutes of hole before choosing wedding favors. 445 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,997 If we have the hole ... let's use it! 446 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:27,273 Come on, I'll wait for you. 447 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,993 URLNO 448 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,510 - What are you doing here? - No, what are you doing? 449 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,269 - This is my room. - I do not know, I do not remember. 450 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,439 I only know that I came out of a cake and I ate a piece of it. 451 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,919 Go away Go, it's going up mine girl and in two days I'm getting married. 452 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,111 You get married! 453 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:18,759 Yes ... it's a choice of life. We are very in love. 454 00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,918 But I only get married if you go away right away! 455 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,118 Take the security exit, okay? Greatest! 456 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,036 Philip? 457 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,753 Here ... 458 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,476 NNUS Perfume! VABB ... 459 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,195 (Mary) Philip? - More, I'm coming. 460 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,995 Deficient, they shaved me ... Cos'? 461 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,470 "Wacifal"? 462 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,877 "W the fi ..." 463 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,353 But no, "W the cunt"! 464 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,199 Filippo, open! 465 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,358 A moment, I'm not in the clear. 466 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,191 RriVo! 467 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,312 (Filippo) Do not find the key! 468 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,796 - Excuse me. - Say. - Would not have... 469 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,636 (Mary) I'm waiting for five minutes! - RriVo! 470 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,998 Look what he left! 471 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:51,956 - I'm arriVando, a moment ... - Filippo! 472 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,716 - Who ? Mary! - Because you threw it my things from the window? 473 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,354 Which window? This? 474 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:05,237 It's that they make window cabinets here that resemble the closet windows. 475 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:10,719 - Ok. We have 12 minutes left. - Here he comes! 476 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,434 There! Did you like it? 477 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,149 - Block that lady in the taxi. - Did you let me come here for this? 478 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:36,558 - Can not you do it? - No, I'm in Rome! - Rome? 479 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,116 Yes, and province. Quiet, just block it. 480 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,279 - How can I do? - Invented some "scemit ". 481 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,713 - Thing? - Some discomfort. 482 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,708 - Are you Neapolitan? - Sure. - And then go! 483 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,718 A fool? Guy... 484 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:58,073 - what time does the bus pass? - Yes. 485 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,999 - Go! - I'm going... 486 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,316 - Stay here? - No, I'm going there. 487 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,431 - I? - Go there. 488 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,154 - Then I accompany you? - No. 489 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,319 - What am I doing? - So, go away! 490 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,877 - But you must stay still. - Stupid. 491 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,312 - Keep the change. - Hide the clock. 492 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:26,152 Someone can arrive, ask them what now pass the bus and tear it off. 493 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,433 Thanks for your advice, but I'm not a sproVVeduta. 494 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,155 - Excuse me, what time ... - Are you foolish? 495 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,874 - What time... - You swollen! 496 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,548 - What time... - Take! 497 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,992 - What time does the hospital close? - New York thief! 498 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:59,354 Here it is. 499 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,991 Ccidenti! 500 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:09,797 Go away, you're getting his wife, if you see her with that lady ... 501 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,357 Who is she? How to allow it! I have nothing to hide. 502 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,989 Dog pig! 503 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,713 Would you like a taVolo? 504 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:35,108 - Thank you. - Imagine yourself. - Who is she? Why did he warn me? 505 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:40,480 Leave it alone. Let's say that I am his guardian angel. 506 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,918 And why is she hiding too? 507 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,993 Male solidarity. 508 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,552 - Why do you know my wife? - Because I know his wife ... 509 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,352 - Why? - Because ... 510 00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:00,071 We were close by yachts in Beausoleil, in Montecarlo. 511 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,239 - Never moored in Montecarlo. - DeuVille? - Not even. 512 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,876 - Croatia? - Never. - But do not you fuck on vacation? 513 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,231 They will be my cocks, are not they? 514 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,193 I'm going to Costa Smeralda. 515 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,597 DoVeVo think about it now, Porto CerVo! 516 00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:23,914 - I do not remember it. - Instead his wife remembered. 517 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:28,079 Ilora when I saw her in company, I told myself ... 518 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:33,195 ... that if his wife discovered it, he would have done an ass like that. 519 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,639 - "There"? - "There" ... Ricacci, her. 520 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,513 - Let's go away. - But no... 521 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:46,238 For the moment, look at the girl who stayed with me I went away. 522 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:50,319 But do not talk about my wife, agree? 523 00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,798 - Because she does not know ... - Thing? 524 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,912 He does not know that I'm married. 525 00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:00,596 - Did you do the bachelor? - No, the VedoVo. 526 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:05,078 - He made Barbara die! - But no, bring luck. 527 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:10,070 - Ilora, can you help me? - No, if you see me his wife, a mess happens. 528 00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,669 - But why? - Because ... 529 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,758 Because I can not tell lies. 530 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:22,034 - Trust me, it's better to go away. - No, I want to see the young lady. 531 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:25,630 - My accomplice thinks. - Partner in crime? 532 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,391 It's a way to say. He describes them Miss and he thinks about it. 533 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:35,435 Mr. Ricacci has received an urgent commitment and apologizes. 534 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:40,472 - I understood. Are you a friend? - From childhood. 535 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:46,710 - Where did Claudio go? - And who is that? - Ricacci. He said you are friends. 536 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,310 Do not make these jokes, he said the name. 537 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,830 Must say the surname, Ricacci! 538 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:59,393 I know all the surnames here, because I'm the owner. 539 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,990 Part of this, I'm in a bad time. 540 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,670 My mind is clouded, I had an accident. 541 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,957 - With the car? - With a madwoman. 542 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:15,312 I asked you a question and he took me in his purse in the face ... 543 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,478 ... with a cacciVeria mai Vista! 544 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,151 A pouch left me just impressed. Here. 545 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,555 - Strong, eh? - Strong? 546 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:30,276 I still hear the noise of the changes. I see twice. 547 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,474 I see two bottles, two taVoli ... I see double too. 548 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,473 I'm sorry. Now I have to go. 549 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,559 - Allows you to accompany her? - No thanks. 550 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:48,154 - Allows you to accompany her? - What are you doing? 551 00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,797 I see twice. One of them will tell me yes. 552 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,876 All right. 553 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,193 It is swelling, let's put some ice. 554 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,394 Yes, but slowly, because it hurts me already. 555 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,230 A mosquito was placed first and it hurt me. 556 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,434 I'm already better. 557 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:30,835 Puffy ... CNE BBI 558 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:35,556 Dear, your witnesses are John Lambed and Gregory Patton. 559 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:40,276 - Well, who knows them? - I know them. Trust me. 560 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,119 I ordered the clothes for the ceremony. 561 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,437 - What's mine? No... - Of course. - Sure. 562 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,677 And I set everything even for later. 563 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,276 For the Honeymoon I thought ... CNE BBI 564 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:58,031 I remind you that we can not, I'm only four days old. 565 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,232 Not now, we have already talked about it. 566 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,238 - We leave after the promotion. - Yes. 567 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,355 I have chosen ... the Seychelles. 568 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,117 A Villa excluded on a priVata island. 569 00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,074 Better, I prefer the islands ... Perfect. 570 00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:22,270 It's already booked! I'm going to get the dessert. 571 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,709 Since Mary ViVe in Italy, Puffy is like a child to us. 572 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,678 Thinks... 573 00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,236 Now that Mary is not there, show us the faiths? 574 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,874 Yes. Sst! 575 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,990 Profiterole, your favorite dessert. 576 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:18,871 L PENDOL BTTE L'OR Sorry, it's two o'clock. 577 00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:24,598 Puffy is a clock. If it does not his need, is a tragedy. 578 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:30,672 - No, if you can, I'll take care of it. - Do not bother! 579 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,792 BBI Porca troia! I insist. 580 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:39,313 I love animals and Puffy has already taken me in sympathy. 581 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,594 True, Puffy? BBI 582 00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,116 ppunto. 583 00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,869 You gave SylVia faith when you lost to strip-poker. 584 00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,470 But how to SylVia! I do not remember. 585 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,911 You saw with two 7 to make them take off their underwear. 586 00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,193 What a mess! DeVo recover that faith! 587 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,554 - Come on, let's look for SylVia. - How can I free myself? 588 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:09,514 I think about it. If an idea comes to me, I'll call you. 589 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,871 Christ! 590 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,994 What a good boy! 591 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,756 Philip? 592 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:36,954 He fell asleep. 593 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,835 It only happens with people that he likes. 594 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,594 So cute... 595 00:47:54,640 --> 00:48:00,192 I would like to thank you. Without her Barbara would have discovered me. 596 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,796 This time thanks to me if the cavata. 597 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,913 But trunks this relationship, It's better for everyone. 598 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,470 Does it seem easy? He is 25 years old! 599 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:16,311 I understood, 25 years. The marble tits, the voracious lips ... 600 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:19,193 - The ass talking! - Does he do it on purpose? 601 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,791 - It could be our daughter! - What's the morality? 602 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,391 - Because she never ... - Yes, but with a mature woman. 603 00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,558 Sorry, we make a conscious choice, 604 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:35,275 let's leave the girl alone and let's enjoy his wife. 605 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,678 - We leave? Let's continue? - Receive us. 606 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,960 - Sylvia here. - You do not come? 607 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,358 We are waiting for you in the car. Do not worry, go! 608 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,519 Under the basket you need more speed, that movement. 609 00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,314 We'll talk about it at the next training session. 610 00:48:57,520 --> 00:48:59,556 Location, Go! 611 00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:03,548 (in chorus) If there is Riverside in the field, you will never win! 612 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:07,833 (in chorus) It's the moment of the champions, RiVerside Go! 613 00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,112 - Do you have been tonight? - Stop being jealous! 614 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,914 Hello do you remember me? 615 00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,157 No, because I've never seen you. 616 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:29,957 Excuse me, I'm talking to the young lady. We sleep together tonight. 617 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,031 Hello... 618 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,476 Who is? 619 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,756 Paul, in your opinion, George, how do you take it? 620 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,111 Bad! 621 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:57,596 - Were you fucking with that mouse? - I did not do anything with that mouse. 622 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,511 Ilora! 623 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,912 Congratulations. 624 00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:34,636 - This fucking cock! - Give him a few hits! 625 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,751 Stronger! 626 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:50,072 - Ugly mouse! Guys, it's fun. - Run, fly! 627 00:51:51,440 --> 00:51:53,476 Run! 628 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,356 Go Go! 629 00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:01,473 - But doVe fuck? - What stoned! 630 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,511 Demented! 631 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:11,108 - Now you have to go, you imbecile! - I take the balls out! 632 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,639 - You say "Go"! - But we were not up! 633 00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,519 In short, enough! 634 00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:25,156 I obeyed. You say "Go" and I go. 635 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,399 - Forget it. - Speech closed. Mici as before. 636 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,990 - Do not "obluraschi" the ring? - That? - Tit! 637 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,113 - The ring. - The ring, come on. Iutalo. - It does not come out. 638 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:41,677 - Do not touch me, it annoys me! - Come on, Veloci. 639 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,317 For a moment, a little silence! What is all this confusion? 640 00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,398 Filippo, you're late! 641 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:54,628 I would not call it delay. There was a very small setback ... 642 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,789 - Come on, everyone has already arrived! - Sure. Ilora arriVederci ... 643 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,629 Do we also invite them? They are so cute. 644 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,559 We have to finish something ... 645 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,991 Of course, the relatives of Professor Benci They are welcome. 646 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:14,992 - Well, if you invite us ... congratulations! - I recommend. 647 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,751 Festa gioVane! La Vecchia with the ball of fur ... 648 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:26,159 - Do you know where Filippo is? - No, it's okay. 649 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,510 - How are you? - We can not do it. 650 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:40,473 - Ilora? - It does not come out. 651 00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:43,393 - Do like me. - Like him. 652 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,279 Do me like that ... You're good. 653 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,994 - We count up to three ... - Three. 654 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,760 Make your own business. 655 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:56,556 - Up to three, a good breath and ... - All together. - What balls! 656 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:59,194 - You're a pain. - Do not argue. 657 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,039 Up to three and then breath. 658 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,754 One two Three! 659 00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,351 Good boy! 660 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,313 And go! The ring? 661 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,234 - That? - I swallowed it. 662 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,796 - I do not believe it. - Come on, we've been through a lot together. 663 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,073 - Do not touch me. - "Frodo" ...- But that Frodo! 664 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:29,549 - Ilora? - Nothing. 665 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,196 Eat a plum, we can not stay here until tomorrow. 666 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,755 Hi! PUFFY BBI 667 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,157 When will we be able to see these rings? 668 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,397 - When do we see them? - When... 669 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,353 Mah, surprise. 670 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:51,272 - A lemonade? (in chorus) No! - Thanks, we only prunes. 671 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,316 - I think we're here. - Long last. 672 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,671 - Where are you going? - In the bathroom. - Are you stupid? 673 00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:01,792 Out, how do we get the ring back? 674 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,437 - In the garden? But December! - Outside, outside. 675 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:11,668 - The garden makes me uncomfortable. - Cold helps. - Come on! 676 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,475 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 677 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,798 - ViVa the groom! - See you tomorrow at church. 678 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,356 I can not take it anymore. DoVe cago? 679 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,554 In rosemary. 680 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,271 What are you looking at? 681 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,233 Now how do I clean myself? 682 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,355 BBI 683 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:52,151 Come... 684 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,476 Come, nice. 685 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,309 Soft, soft, beautiful! 686 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,116 You're good with the paw, he works. Nice my roll! 687 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,508 Puffy? 688 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,673 Lady, what a beautiful party! 689 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:17,630 - Can I call her "mom"? - It's not the moment. Did you see Puffy? 690 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:21,469 - No, I'm sorry. Maybe... - Puffy? 691 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,992 Puffy! Ciccino! 692 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,637 Puffy! 693 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:43,158 Because we have to go to eat right at Roosevelt? 694 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,557 Ncora! You're strange. Before you disappear all day ... 695 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:51,151 ... and now you do not want to go to your place preferred. - He became very dear. 696 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,193 - You pay? - No, I say for Carlotta. 697 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,359 One evening coming with us, we could choose a younger one. 698 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,278 - I do not care. - Here. Go 'to die' killed ... 699 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,236 - Welcome to the Roosevelt. - I'm sorry, I have nothing. 700 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,398 - He thinks about it after my wife. - Welcome. 701 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,314 Lillo! Do not you enter? 702 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:26,274 - I forgot something in the car. - And what? 703 00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,354 If I forgot it, I forgot it. You meanwhile go. 704 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,836 Ndate. 705 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:42,036 No, I can not enter. Escape, then Milena inVento something. 706 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,993 Always better than meeting ... Barbara! 707 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,156 - Barbara! - Lillo! 708 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:51,478 - What are you doing here? - I could not resist without you. 709 00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,717 I came to help you to frame your husband. 710 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:59,118 Thanks, I really need it, today he cheated me! 711 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,237 - H, yes? - Yes. 712 00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:06,156 Do not worry, now I'm here. When I heard you were here, 713 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:10,069 I got a job to help you frame ... 714 00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,238 ... the fre ... fetuses ... the stinking! 715 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:17,679 How nice, play here! We can see every day. 716 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:21,356 - Everyday? - All! - All of them? 717 00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:26,350 - Except tonight I'm going out. - Go out? - Yes... 718 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:30,394 No! Are you going? Well, give me a kiss and we're even. 719 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,593 - Oh God, Claudio! - Yes! 720 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:42,590 - Called the taxi? - More, are we eating here? 721 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,515 I would like to go to bed early because I have migraine. 722 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,752 Very well! I wanted to say ... I'm sorry. 723 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,394 Get a taVolo, I cancel the restaurant. 724 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,478 Thank you. I have "bum bum bum" in my head! 725 00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,836 CELLULAR RING Here I am. 726 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,157 - Long last! - What's up? Always on the phone ... 727 00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:07,955 let's say, dear, we also think of ourselves. It's our evening. 728 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,391 It's useless for you to call me, I do not want to talk to you anymore! 729 00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:15,553 - More, please, do not hang up. - Do not hang up? 730 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,752 Today you left me there, tonight you have the congress dinner ... 731 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,719 I know, but there are news. 732 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:26,869 The professor I have to do the closing speech is not well, 733 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,789 so maybe after the dessert I can free myself. 734 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,428 Good evening. My wife booked in the name of Ferri. 735 00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:52,238 A good price, that I know the owner. 736 00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:55,955 - Lello, doVe Go? - I will come back later. 737 01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,513 Welcome to the Roosevelt Hotel. 738 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:18,275 I hope you pass a merry evening. 739 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,756 Meanwhile for you an immortal song. 740 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,232 - What are you doing? - I want to dedicate our song to you. 741 01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:30,190 - Thank you, how romantic you are! - You deserve it. Go sit down! 742 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:35,716 Here I am! You were so sorry before that I stayed. 743 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,150 What a fabulous idea! 744 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,909 You have just arrived, but you already got settled, eh? 745 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,357 Old one? He asked me "La Cucaracha"! 746 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:51,038 Instead I will dedicate to you our song. 747 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,956 748 01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:01,552 749 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,752 750 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,396 751 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:14,275 752 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,911 753 01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,512 754 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,398 755 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:29,435 756 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,791 START CNTRE A CNZONE BRSILIN 757 01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,511 Sure I love you. And. 758 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,154 My wife? 759 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:08,354 Come on, Carlotta, how you do it to be jealous of a corpse! 760 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,794 Yes darling. 761 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,874 You're the only little mouse of my life. Hello. 762 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:22,114 - Ricacci! You owe me a favor. - If I can... 763 01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:28,630 For a series of coincidences I'm here my wife and my lover. 764 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:33,868 - Nice trouble. - Oh yeah! The same from which I pulled it out yesterday. 765 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:38,790 I try to remove her lover, but you must distract me from Barbara. 766 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:43,437 - Impossible, the same. - How is it the same? 767 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,836 It's the same thing. If I go to his wife, 768 01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,952 my wife will think that is my lover. 769 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,596 - Of course ... feel! - Eh! 770 01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,673 - I am a doctor. - Yes. 771 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:02,279 You pretend a suffocation from oliVa ascolana. 772 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:06,149 - Manhattan? - Why? - An Ascoli area in Manhattan? 773 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,470 Oh well, a peanut ... 774 01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:11,280 - A peanut? - Yes. I qualify, 775 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,359 I'm practicing your hand, fingo complications and put it on a car. 776 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,556 Wonderful! 777 01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:22,629 - But what is the maneuver? - I'll explain it to you right away. You Faces. 778 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:28,198 I take it from behind energetically, I hold her tight and with a stroke ... 779 01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,995 I do not want to do it! Is not there another system? 780 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,596 There is the tracheotomy, but it's not for us. 781 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,628 Why not? It seems like a thing more scientific. And what? 782 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:45,437 DoVrei simply engrave them the throat, lay the trachea bare, 783 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,790 insert a cannula ... 784 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,515 Oh my God, in this case also a Bic, and then blow ... 785 01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:55,076 Did he go crazy? It's a terrible thing! 786 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,239 He's right, and then we can not do it for pretend. 787 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,237 - Well, then nothing. - Spect! 788 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:11,154 Well ... go for the maneuver. 789 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:17,399 If you do not come back to play immediately, you're fired. 790 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:21,999 Director, it will not happen anymore, I'm going to play. 791 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,111 Good evening. 792 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:35,396 Hello! How are you? 793 01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:40,152 Well, I see a lot better, eh? 794 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:46,510 Miss, it's still fresh. Do not you see the "mulignana"? 795 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:52,114 - The "mules" ...? - La mulignana, the liVido. 796 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,474 - Why are you here? - There you are. 797 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:01,511 - You're an owner too of this hotel? - Yes. 798 01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:05,639 - So you have a chain. - They are two albergucci ... 799 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,991 More than a chain is a chain. 800 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:17,797 - How much? - No! What's up? I'm the owner, I offer! 801 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:23,035 - Okay thanks. - What are these things? I offer. 802 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:26,632 You let me out another liVido. 803 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:32,235 - See what a beautiful girl? - (in Neapolitan) Hai Voglia! 804 01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:38,996 - But where are you from? - Shanghai at sea. - Was not it Praia? 805 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,840 Ok, anyway ... 806 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:48,989 - How much is the juice? - 80 dollars. - Two oranges $ 80? 807 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,193 - They come from Sorrento. - And who do they come by taxi? 808 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,795 But how much time to cancel the restaurant! 809 01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:04,397 Clogged switchboard, I did not leave ViVo. 810 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:26,758 - What's the guy? - Jute, do not breathe! 811 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:32,950 - But that's choking! - A doctor, soon! A doctor! 812 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:36,393 Iuto! Iutatemi ... 813 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:43,677 - I qualify? - Yes! - Here I am, I'm here. 814 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,713 Oh God, what happened? 815 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,073 The toilet is here, is not it? 816 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,869 DoVe Go to the doctor? Come here! 817 01:06:55,080 --> 01:07:00,393 It's lucky, we're all doctors. Dr. Green, practice the hand! 818 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:04,153 One moment, I would ... 819 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,313 - It failed! - Soon, tracheotomy! 820 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,318 - A knife. - But he never did tracheotomies. 821 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:14,348 - Of course? Once, on a cadaVere. - It's not the same thing! 822 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:18,030 - We will make a temptation. - I'm better! 823 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:23,310 Roll it out on the taVolo. She blows, I cut. 824 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,911 Ah! And finish it! Enough with this straw! 825 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,715 Butchers! Mica are a lamb! Enough, I'm fine. 826 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,388 More, I'm going to die! 827 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:37,717 At the bottom there was a tunnel of light and you were there. 828 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,833 I was about to lose you, they are things that make people think. 829 01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:45,669 But now I need to hear the inner voice that says ... 830 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,514 I kiss her! But where is it? 831 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:52,474 I escaped because at some point La appeared my lover! 832 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:58,277 - If you see my wife ... - I almost tracheosodomizzaVano. 833 01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:00,789 God, what a situation! 834 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:06,313 - Imeno, we're on the same boat. - Yes, but sail in a sea of shit. 835 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,996 - What time do we do? - Something we'll do. 836 01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:14,756 We are two intelligent people. We think. 837 01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:19,473 (Lillo) Just stay calm, let's recap. 838 01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:24,356 - Dog pig! (Lillo) Ilora, from here one alone can not go, 839 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,030 inside I can not enter, with one I can not speak, 840 01:08:28,240 --> 01:08:32,631 on the other I can not make me sgame ... - What are you saying, dad? - Lillo! 841 01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,479 - What are you doing here? - You are disappeared! 842 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:39,468 In short, what happens? You sit and get up, disappear, 843 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:44,271 dance, you throttle ... What's up? 844 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:47,678 But what do you want there to be under? 845 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:51,396 I came to take a breath of fresh air. 846 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,598 Ndiamo barefoot in Central Park? 847 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,634 Ldiota! Go get the car, let's go home. 848 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,752 - By now the evening is ruined. - I'm not coming. 849 01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:04,793 I have to wait for a person. 850 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,309 - Ilora? The car! - Flight. 851 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,190 I love you. 852 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:16,876 But fuck you, your father, your mother and the contract! 853 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:22,036 CELLULAR RING Carlotta, love ... 854 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:26,637 - more, then come? - I come... 855 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,996 The situation was complicated, I do not know if I can get out of it. 856 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:37,314 And then it's too late and you're on the other side of the city. 857 01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:42,998 - And what do you know about it? - You'll be downtown, right? 858 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,997 - And where are you? - I told you, I'm on the other side of the city. 859 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:54,595 But I'm very close to you Right now! Blackberries... 860 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:03,793 blackberries? 861 01:10:04,360 --> 01:10:09,957 More, that of Cucaracha did a mess and now I'm at the manager. 862 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:14,671 More a horn! It's two hours that I look for you throughout the hotel. 863 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:19,596 Look, we'll organize ourselves tomorrow and I'll give you a good skinned, eh? 864 01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:23,679 How romantic you are! I can not wait. 865 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,674 I will forgive myself, we'll be all day together. 866 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,356 - I want you all, everything ... - Everything Everything... 867 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:34,308 (in chorus) You? 868 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,349 Who do you call? 869 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:42,155 - You. And you? - Nch'io a tu. 870 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:48,754 I left here because of the hall telephone reception was labile. 871 01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:53,954 - Ndiamo to dine? - Look, Actually today I feel a bit ... 872 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,156 Asshole! 873 01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:00,158 You're just an asshole! 874 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:06,352 - But who is that burina? - Mah ... 875 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:11,680 Better than she left. We do not get confused with these people. 876 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:16,118 - Out! - Let's go, director ... 877 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,830 I warned you, but you did not come back to play ... 878 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:24,318 ... so you're fired! - How dismissed? 879 01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:28,394 - Lello! - Excuse me for a moment. Fired? 880 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:32,999 You're fired, You do not know how to do this! 881 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:36,431 You do not put love or feeling ... 882 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,596 You're fired! 883 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:42,515 - But the pay? - No pay. 884 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,996 Who's wrong pays and you're wrong. 885 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,794 Nothing pays! 886 01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:55,195 It does not take love, he can not do this job. 887 01:11:55,400 --> 01:12:00,633 - What happened? - That asshole he attacked the phone in my face. 888 01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:03,798 But you can not see it right. 889 01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,471 - He did not even leave your mark. - Always kidding! 890 01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:14,795 - It's that men are all the same. - It's not true, you're kind. 891 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,395 Purpose, would you take me home? 892 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:23,313 And why not? Ndiamo. 893 01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:28,076 But where are you going? It's five kilometers! We take your car. 894 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:33,828 - Which car? - That one. - Impossible, the driver has fainted. 895 01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:36,474 A stroke of sleep. 896 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,598 - Okay, let's take a taxi. - No! 897 01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:41,836 No, he jokes. 898 01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:46,716 I go in person to see if the taxi driver is the right one. 899 01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:51,516 Not for a fact of protection. I will be right back. 900 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,999 Can you ask a question? 901 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:03,273 (in Neapolitan) Tell me, nice! 902 01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:08,438 - But where are you from? - From the province of Naples. Bombay. 903 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:14,315 - Pompeii? - No, Bombay at sea. 904 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:19,875 - If I give you this, take me to Tribeca? - But do not walk! 905 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:24,716 Of course, if you walk, let me bring you to him, not from you! 906 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:28,714 - Oh well, but only because you're from Naples. - Thank you. 907 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:32,397 - Bombay, eh? - Bombay, of course. 908 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:55,070 - What an emotion! - Is he your husband? 909 01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,033 He is a handsome man! 910 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,314 Llora diVertiti at the bachelor party. 911 01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:07,273 And you do the bravo. 912 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:10,792 - I got it? - Imagine! 913 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:16,194 Dinner with the son of Professor Benci and the cousin, all absurd people. 914 01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,312 You can imagine what a boring evening! 915 01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:22,593 But on the other hand ... deVo. 916 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:32,598 Filippo, do you be? Here is an exaggerated party! 917 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:34,751 Run! 918 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:40,193 There's Sylvia with her two friends ... Get moving, it's crazy stuff! 919 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:46,077 There is also that with the biscione. He was nostalgic, he has everything on him. 920 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:51,958 I just left Mary, arrive immediately. A moment... 921 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:57,637 - Teacher! - What are you doing here? - This I would ask you to me. 922 01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:03,159 I always go to dinner with Sirio Maccioni. He makes cr pes all'amatriciana ... 923 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:06,193 No, I mean in the United States. 924 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,757 Think that I could lose myself the awarding of my son? 925 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:14,953 Why, do they reward him? Well! And when? 926 01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:20,877 Such as? She told me on the phone! "Best Student of the Year Award". 927 01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:24,868 H, yes, it's true ... how to forget it! 928 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:29,079 - I'd like to surprise him. - Beautiful idea. 929 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:33,432 But tomorrow. During the party she arriVa and ... surprise! 930 01:15:33,640 --> 01:15:36,393 But tomorrow, right? 931 01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:39,473 Now! I go there, I knock ... "Who ?" "Daddy!" 932 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,871 - Pap ... - Pap pap pap ! 933 01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:46,436 - Let's call them. - And what a surprise it would be? 934 01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:50,394 New York is dangerous, I accompany her. 935 01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:52,955 - What did he say? - I? 936 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,755 - Is it practical? - Of course, in 5 minutes we are there. 937 01:15:56,960 --> 01:16:00,999 - Do you know the way? - Not even a child we would lose, New York is a grid. 938 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:04,112 - Let's say! Is that his car? - Is it mary's. 939 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:15,151 She is a fool! The grill ... We've been in Vuoto for two hours. 940 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:20,434 - You do not even lose a baby ... - But we are no longer children! 941 01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:25,549 - And then he hit the problem, the grill. - But she said it! 942 01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:30,629 Ppunto! New York if you're wrong a road, then it's a whole chain. 943 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,474 - As in all cities. - Here more. 944 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,235 New York like Turin, with the "aVenues", the "streets" ... 945 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,510 - The "aVenues" in Turin? - No, but here it is. 946 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:45,949 And that's where the problem arises. This geometry, X, Y, the parallels that ... 947 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:50,193 Professor, we are tired, I bring it back to the hotel. 948 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,396 It's late. 949 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:56,519 The boys at this time they will be sleeping. 950 01:16:56,720 --> 01:17:01,316 And she too is a bit 'tried. It will be age, it will be jet lag ... 951 01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:07,152 What are you saying? This point, I want to meet my son tonight. 952 01:17:07,440 --> 01:17:10,193 Ccosti, we ask that gentleman. 953 01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:14,037 What? Do not you see me face aggressiVa ha? 954 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,516 - This neighborhood is dangerous! - What do you know? We got lost. Go! 955 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,229 - Sorry... - Tell me. 956 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:29,315 He does not have a face like that ... For RiVerside College? 957 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:31,476 What a combination! 958 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:35,753 I'd visit them to find my mother, but there are no taxis. 959 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,632 - We'll give you a ride. - You are very kind. 960 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:42,917 It was lucky to meet you. 961 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,912 (Benci) There are still decent people in the world. 962 01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,876 So lucky! 963 01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,033 Llora, do we go? 964 01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:01,348 Is simple, at the end of the street turn right, 965 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:05,439 then the first on the left, and again the second on the right. 966 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,197 The intersection take the roundabout ... 967 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:13,513 ... and you are arrived. I got it? - Perfectly. 968 01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:16,280 - I told you ... - Shut up! 969 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:20,359 Perform the orders of the lord that's so kind. 970 01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:24,036 In case of difficulty, call me on your cell phone. 971 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:30,190 - Good walk and good evening. - Retrieve her, many beautiful things! 972 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:35,110 - But it was polite. - What are you saying? Look in what trouble he chased me! 973 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:39,757 - Stop that car, ask for help! - But the grill ... - Grid! 974 01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:41,996 Stop! 975 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:47,159 - Excuse me, we were kidnapped. - We would go back to the hotel ... 976 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:50,670 - Understood. - This is the New York I love. 977 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:52,672 Thank you. 978 01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,394 URLNO 979 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,116 Ouch! 980 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:11,115 Take that hand away! Do not touch me! It's all his fault. 981 01:19:11,320 --> 01:19:15,029 What shape will we do with my son? 982 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,710 - Look how we are combined! - Look, it's a big word. 983 01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:21,673 Shut up! I believe you were a moron ... 984 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,475 Instead he is completely idiotic. 985 01:19:24,680 --> 01:19:27,240 But it's my fault that I chose someone like her: 986 01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:30,955 Unable, incompetent, inconclusive, unreliable, 987 01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:36,109 ignorant, ignorant, boring, knowledgeable, arrogant ... Do you understand? 988 01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:40,154 - Until "deficient" yes, then There was a setback ... - Shut up! 989 01:19:40,400 --> 01:19:45,520 MRCIPIEDE INGIBILE Is DoVe bringing me? 990 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,076 - He's really driving her. - Shut up! 991 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:53,034 - What's this climb? - It's a New York up and down. 992 01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:56,955 - New York as Urbino. - Was not it like Turin? 993 01:19:57,160 --> 01:20:00,709 For the grid. For the ups and downs like Urbino. 994 01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,354 The up and down is typical of San Francisco. 995 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:07,473 Yes, but in Urbino more. New York It is famous for its cobblestone. 996 01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:12,708 - Stop! A balustrade, dangerous. - No, it's a bridge. - Wooden? 997 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:17,232 Ppunto! New York the city of bridges, like Venice. 998 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:21,439 Vexed, I follow her, I trust blindly. 999 01:20:25,080 --> 01:20:29,358 - But do we have finished? - I do not know. 1000 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:35,597 - I found something to clean up. - Where? Give me! 1001 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:40,715 What, of wet tissues? Thank you. But do we do? 1002 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:44,117 I do not know, but I smell ... There's slimy stuff. 1003 01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:47,710 - Vexed, I start to see. - Nch'io. 1004 01:20:47,920 --> 01:20:50,115 URLNO 1005 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,993 - He stopped. - Soon! 1006 01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:02,195 URL Old shit! 1007 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,960 Not two times! 1008 01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:08,359 - Professor, are you okay? - Yes. 1009 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:11,597 We are lucky, There must be a party. 1010 01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:15,992 - Let's call for help. The hand! - Sorry. 1011 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:22,355 Keep it here. Do not push, stay still! 1012 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:28,876 - Excuse me, we should make a phone call. - Phone call! 1013 01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,753 I do not know, I popped up. 1014 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:36,112 - Stay here. - Yes thanks! - Shut up! Stop! 1015 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:39,869 - Stand still here. - Thank you Professor. 1016 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:43,193 Do you know where a phone is? 1017 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:56,318 Excuse me, is there a phone? 1018 01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:03,877 NON-HANDLING VOICE 1019 01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,718 NON-HANDLING VOICE 1020 01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:12,071 Excuse me. 1021 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:16,713 Can I make a phone call? I use the cordless. 1022 01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:25,153 NON-HANDLING VOICE 1023 01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:17,512 - Pelatone! - Give us five dollars for smoking. 1024 01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,996 - Pap ! - Uncle! - What's this? 1025 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:28,200 - It's a frame ... - Zitti! 1026 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,511 Hello. 1027 01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:36,477 Sylvia! What a pleasure to see you again, resent ... 1028 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:40,559 Listen, call immediately to Francesco. 1029 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:43,473 But Francesco di l . 1030 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:49,310 - Where we are? - Francesco's House. 1031 01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,075 Holy gosh! 1032 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:56,192 SylVia, take me to him right away! 1033 01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:00,193 What a mess! Come on come on! 1034 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:02,356 Fast! 1035 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,115 - Here, here is Francesco. - Thank you. 1036 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:17,074 Francesco, the asshole is here. No, do not interrupt me! 1037 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:19,750 Llora ... 1038 01:24:20,000 --> 01:24:22,594 You and Paolo have disappeared now. 1039 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:26,634 Then I'll think about it that defic ... 1040 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,911 Teacher! 1041 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,835 - What a pleasure to see you again ... - Shut up! 1042 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:43,396 - And you out! - Guys, the party is over. 1043 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:48,919 You must go out all. Sorry, I'm desolate ... 1044 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:52,273 Vexed, she is not! 1045 01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:04,670 This is my husband, I'm sure he has a lover. 1046 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,633 I could not find out. 1047 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,116 He did the right thing to turn to a detectiVe. 1048 01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:14,272 Of course, I do not sleep standing up! 1049 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:21,278 I will check it. If he is unfaithful, I will have photographic evidence. 1050 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:25,598 Maybe! When he has photos, bring them to "RosselVet". 1051 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:28,553 - The Roosevelt? - The "RosselVet". - Of course. 1052 01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:32,514 - Excuse me, but I have another appointment. - Thank you. - Nothing. 1053 01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,513 Now I'm sorry! 1054 01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:44,199 I'm John Palmer, tell me. 1055 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:49,039 My husband is strange in this period, I would like to have it checked. 1056 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:52,516 - Did you bring a picture? - Sure. 1057 01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:15,399 - Here, this. - Good choice. 1058 01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:20,116 - Do you want to know the price? - No, my wife is so busy. Thank you. 1059 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:23,278 - Good morning. - What are you doing here? 1060 01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:27,115 - Is he alone, without a wife? - Sure. 1061 01:26:27,680 --> 01:26:30,877 I have to give my lover a present. 1062 01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:35,119 - And she? - I took a thought for my wife. 1063 01:26:35,680 --> 01:26:38,433 - He has suspicions. - Like mine! 1064 01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:43,350 I'd meet with the lover, but Barbara is always on me. 1065 01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:47,309 - Christmas "in white"? - Just in white no. 1066 01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:51,229 With my wife on sex, let's go big. 1067 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:54,278 The big one ... so to speak. 1068 01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:56,516 Mach to say! 1069 01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:00,958 It's done to do! Not three or four times a day. 1070 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:05,668 - With Barbara? - Sure. - I do not know. 1071 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:09,273 What's that got to do with it? 1072 01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:16,073 I do not know who has a lover have a lot of sex with your wife. 1073 01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:18,953 - Because, she with his wife ... - Once a year. 1074 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:21,549 On June 2nd, for the Republic Day. 1075 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:27,432 Of course, the decline in desire Comes because with the lover you are always in ... 1076 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:29,915 Naturally! 1077 01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:35,114 But since we are here I have not been a moment alone with her. 1078 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:39,677 - And why? - Because I always have the husband between the balls! 1079 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:43,190 - H, of those! I know something. - Who says that! 1080 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:45,755 - Never mind. - Better. 1081 01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:49,077 I would like to help you, but I really do not know ... 1082 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,350 - You are welcome. - Thank you. 1083 01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:55,633 - You could help me. - And how? 1084 01:27:55,880 --> 01:28:00,396 DeVo bring this gift to my girlfriend. 1085 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:05,071 It would be so kind to keep my wife busy? 1086 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:11,076 DoVrei occupy his wife ... how long? 1087 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:16,072 Between the gift, the preliminaries, one thing and another ... 1088 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:22,150 - We will do it 4 times ... an hour and a half. - Cover his wife for an hour and a half. 1089 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:27,269 - No, it must cover me! - That's what I meant. 1090 01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:30,597 - Ilora? - If there is to cover it, I cover it. 1091 01:28:47,120 --> 01:28:52,353 - You forget the promotion! "But Mary does not marry me." - Shut up! 1092 01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:56,479 - He has nothing to do with it. - We're screwed you for a year. 1093 01:28:56,680 --> 01:29:01,549 - In 2 days he could not ... - Shut up. He did worse, he was an accomplice! 1094 01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:05,673 - You got fired! - Quite right! - Shut up! 1095 01:29:06,840 --> 01:29:09,274 Mamma Mia! 1096 01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:17,674 - Excuse me, for the city I'm fine? - Shut up! 1097 01:29:20,440 --> 01:29:23,398 So here. 1098 01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:28,795 The paci is over for you, he will have a very strict control! 1099 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:33,710 - Sorry ... - Shut up! Good luck there is not the rector of my times! 1100 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:38,038 Lo, promoted to full marks, brought for example of profit and righteousness! 1101 01:29:38,240 --> 01:29:40,276 - Severino! - Yes? 1102 01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:43,159 I recognized you immediately! 1103 01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:47,674 - And who is she? - I'm Steven, do not you remember? 1104 01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:52,556 Same course, same apartment ... 1105 01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:56,035 - We have to go. - No, no. 1106 01:29:56,240 --> 01:29:59,676 - You're here for Twenty years, right? - What Twenty Years? 1107 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:01,950 - Come. - But ... 1108 01:30:02,160 --> 01:30:04,913 Do not pull ... do not push. Or pull, or push! 1109 01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:10,359 I'm glad you accepted to participate in this reunion. 1110 01:30:10,560 --> 01:30:13,950 Look who came! 1111 01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:19,913 We have the honor to live among us ... 1112 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:24,676 ... Severino Benci, the number one, the best, the unattainable! 1113 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:27,110 We have already seen the film of the award ceremony, but in your honor ... 1114 01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:33,316 ... we'll see it again. - No, it would be boring for you. 1115 01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:36,273 - And we must go. - No, stay. 1116 01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:41,514 The prize for the fancazzista of the year Goes to Severino Benci! 1117 01:30:45,760 --> 01:30:48,115 Thank you... 1118 01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:51,751 ... and I remind you of the three rules of fancazzismo: 1119 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:56,232 1) unprejudiced ssentism from lessons and exams. 1120 01:30:56,440 --> 01:31:00,228 2) Ruthless exploitation of parents' finances. 1121 01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:05,878 3) Unbridled research of any kind of experience! 1122 01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:09,157 - I have to go. - Where are you going? 1123 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,356 Great! 1124 01:31:15,920 --> 01:31:18,150 ViVa Benci! 1125 01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:21,079 ViVa the great Benci! 1126 01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:27,757 Papa, you want to tell me that you invented the rules of fancazzismo? 1127 01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:32,036 - I was a boy... - Shut up! 1128 01:31:40,760 --> 01:31:43,115 - Ready? - I'm Palmer. 1129 01:31:43,360 --> 01:31:47,512 He will find the photos of her husband at the reception in three hours. 1130 01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:51,315 Thanks, she was efficient and storms. 1131 01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:54,557 Now you massacre, You'll see! 1132 01:31:57,080 --> 01:31:59,640 - Hello, Lillo? - Yes? 1133 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:03,919 They are going to bring me Claudio's photographs with his lover. 1134 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:07,795 - How is it possible? - I paid a detectiVe. 1135 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:12,710 - You always have wonderful ideas! And when do you bring them? - Within three hours. 1136 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:15,912 - Ready? - I'm Palmer, right. 1137 01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:20,750 He will find the photographs of her husband at the Roosevelt reception. 1138 01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:24,919 Enough of this Pilgrim Life! Is not it incredible? 1139 01:32:25,120 --> 01:32:30,717 - In fact, one does not believe it. Ok, bye. - Hello! 1140 01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:38,798 The rules of fancazzismo Did you get Benci? 1141 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:41,594 - Yes! - Incredible! 1142 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:44,792 - And you have blackmailed him? Well done. - But no... 1143 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:48,310 We have obtained patriotism a penalty discount. 1144 01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:52,678 Itri two years of fancazzismo, then we'll have to study. 1145 01:32:54,280 --> 01:32:59,229 Finally, the only idiot is me that I lost the place. 1146 01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:03,479 (in chorus) Congratulations. - This plant marijuana does not grow anymore. 1147 01:33:03,720 --> 01:33:09,875 - But congratulations? - From today you are Vice-Prime! 1148 01:33:10,120 --> 01:33:11,633 Great! 1149 01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:15,031 We are also bargained for you. 1150 01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,557 - Thank you. - Congratulations! 1151 01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:26,393 Mary said that she marries me alone because he had already organized everything, 1152 01:33:26,600 --> 01:33:30,195 but then he was making me an ass like that, in place now ... great! 1153 01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:33,597 But first we would have to finish ... 1154 01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:37,429 ... a little thing that we had left halfway. 1155 01:33:37,640 --> 01:33:40,313 We do not make jokes. 1156 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,918 CONFUSED IT 1157 01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,592 Gorgeous! 1158 01:34:06,800 --> 01:34:11,237 This will be the most beautiful day of my life. 1159 01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:17,033 MRCI NUZILE 1160 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:41,516 HE SHOUTED 1161 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:55,795 - Dear brothers... - Sst! 1162 01:34:56,960 --> 01:35:00,509 - What are they doing here? - Congratulations. 1163 01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:06,510 I changed the witnesses, those who You gave me you did not even know them. 1164 01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:10,395 How could you? They made you lose your life! 1165 01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:15,958 No, they negotiated, with Benci it's all right. 1166 01:35:17,440 --> 01:35:21,035 Ilora, we are gathered here ... STRNUTO 1167 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:25,236 And who are this bunch of shifted? 1168 01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:29,796 - Mici. - Really? 1169 01:35:30,360 --> 01:35:35,832 - Let's get them out right away! - What bother do they give you? 1170 01:35:36,040 --> 01:35:40,795 - You can invite someone at my wedding, right? - No! 1171 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:45,835 This is my marriage because it's me that I wanted to marry you, 1172 01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:50,909 I organized the ceremony, with my family and in my city. 1173 01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:55,079 You will not let me ruin everything! Throw them out. 1174 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:12,476 - Let's say! - The party is over. 1175 01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:15,473 We are not welcome. 1176 01:36:16,520 --> 01:36:20,991 Sorry, maybe we'll talk later. Do you want my number? 1177 01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:28,591 Good boy! Here is the Filippo who I want marry. What did you tell him? 1178 01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:33,032 - To wait for me outside. - It was better if you take them away forever. 1179 01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:39,031 - No, I'll move away forever. - From all of them? Good boy. - No, from you. 1180 01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:45,078 Father ... so many beautiful things. 1181 01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:48,635 RriVederci. 1182 01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:51,996 Congratulations. 1183 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:02,473 PUFFY BBI 1184 01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:09,793 PUFFY BBI 1185 01:37:12,320 --> 01:37:15,517 - Congratulations! - Good boy! 1186 01:37:16,960 --> 01:37:18,871 Philip! 1187 01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:22,916 - Congratulations! - Asshole! 1188 01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:24,718 Uguri! 1189 01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:28,111 - Congratulations! - Good boy! 1190 01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:38,236 - Here, he's the detective. - Thank you. 1191 01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:46,914 - He has some photos to make disappear. - Very embarrassing daVVero. 1192 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:53,309 - But I'm extremely serious. - And I'm extremely rich. 1193 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,673 Here are the pictures. 1194 01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:02,713 And this too is done! 1195 01:38:06,960 --> 01:38:11,829 She walks around quietly while on this head hangs this? 1196 01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:15,191 - What's that? - It's his sword of Damocles. 1197 01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:18,597 - And do you know where they were putting it on? - He's drunk? 1198 01:38:18,840 --> 01:38:21,513 - I should thank you. - Why? 1199 01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:26,709 Because I intercepted some photos that portray her with her lover. 1200 01:38:27,120 --> 01:38:29,315 It's safe? 1201 01:38:31,400 --> 01:38:33,755 - But it's not possible! - Indeed. 1202 01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:37,072 You believed it! If he takes your wife, he inflates you! 1203 01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:40,835 They would swell her for these free jokes! 1204 01:38:41,040 --> 01:38:44,191 Free? These photos they cost me $ 20,000! 1205 01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:48,313 - How could he betray me? - We are looking to see the photos. 1206 01:38:48,520 --> 01:38:52,115 No, since we arrived that does strange things. 1207 01:38:52,320 --> 01:38:55,995 - But mom ... (Lillo) Permit! Pass! 1208 01:39:02,240 --> 01:39:04,470 It is for Mrs. Ricacci. 1209 01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:08,673 - Who told you to take these pictures? - I. 1210 01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:13,989 - Ehil ... - You wanted to bribe him to hide your betrayal! 1211 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:17,198 But no, I was here in passing ... 1212 01:39:17,680 --> 01:39:20,274 - What are you hiding? - Anything. 1213 01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:26,196 Blackberries! 1214 01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:33,195 Milena, a wife he must always trust his husband. 1215 01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:36,836 Your doubts hurt me, but I forgive you. 1216 01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:40,476 - Tear off that envelope. - I'll rip the balls! 1217 01:39:40,880 --> 01:39:43,678 More, tell him too! 1218 01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:52,476 Fuck! 1219 01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:55,553 It is that the telephoto lens crushes. 1220 01:39:57,360 --> 01:40:03,754 It looks like a vulgar "doggie", but it is only an optical effect. 1221 01:40:03,960 --> 01:40:07,111 A subject in the foreground and one at 150 meters ... 1222 01:40:07,320 --> 01:40:11,233 ... may seem inside one another, but it's not like that. 1223 01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:17,798 But this is that pig of Ricacci! And mass prona ... Carlotta, good. 1224 01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:21,470 So it's not me what a purpose with my daughter ... Carlotta! 1225 01:40:21,680 --> 01:40:24,240 - With an old man! - He's younger than you. 1226 01:40:24,440 --> 01:40:29,116 - And then widowed, what's wrong? - Widowed? He is more married than me! 1227 01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,233 Thing? 1228 01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:36,432 Yes? 1229 01:40:38,120 --> 01:40:39,792 Liar! 1230 01:40:40,040 --> 01:40:43,828 BraVa, now let's go that if the wife arrives, it's a mess. 1231 01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:47,038 - Do you know each other? - From a Life! RriVederci. 1232 01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:51,438 - But you do not tell him anything? - But who is this? 1233 01:40:53,160 --> 01:40:57,392 - She's a shocked mother and she's right. She is a pig! - I? 1234 01:40:57,640 --> 01:41:00,154 How could he take advantage of this flower! 1235 01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:02,954 Ppecorato, yes ... how could he deceive her? 1236 01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:06,596 - He hid that he was married! - What a nerve! 1237 01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:10,713 Does it make me morally? We are in the same situation! 1238 01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:14,435 - We want to talk about it? - No. - No, let's talk! 1239 01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:17,950 But what have I got to do with it? I know them like her! 1240 01:41:18,160 --> 01:41:21,038 When they're in trouble, change the subject. 1241 01:41:21,240 --> 01:41:24,152 Purpose, when the helicopter ride ... 1242 01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:26,755 ... to admire the Madison Square Garden? 1243 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:29,673 What situation is he talking about? 1244 01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:34,471 Nothing, look for excuses ... But now let's close this matter. 1245 01:41:34,720 --> 01:41:38,395 - She comes back with his wife and me with mine. - And I? 1246 01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:42,593 I can not think of everyone! You are young, you will make a Life again. 1247 01:41:42,840 --> 01:41:45,195 Yes, with me! 1248 01:41:45,400 --> 01:41:48,790 Look, lady ... I have very serious intentions. 1249 01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:53,596 - Tomorrow's victorious from my wife! - We do not say bullshit! 1250 01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:56,712 He wants to break the marriage for this? 1251 01:41:56,960 --> 01:41:59,793 - But what does it matter to you? - It would make a big mistake! 1252 01:42:00,000 --> 01:42:02,560 - But why? - I've been home for 25 years. 1253 01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:05,672 - It's a stratospheric pain in the ass! - Lillo! 1254 01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:09,589 - Pap ! - But is your daughter? 1255 01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:13,509 You see? It always intrudes! I would give it to him willingly, 1256 01:42:13,720 --> 01:42:17,190 it would be a liberation, but I can not do this to a friend. 1257 01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:21,558 - Dad, what the fuck are you talking about? - He sees it? Offende, a hyena! 1258 01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:26,197 (undertone) Leave it to pap . Give me a straight, trunks! 1259 01:42:26,440 --> 01:42:28,749 - Trunks. - No! 1260 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:33,434 Carlotta, please! It's not over, love ... 1261 01:42:33,680 --> 01:42:38,470 Instead it's over, I do not want to see you anymore! 1262 01:42:39,480 --> 01:42:42,597 - "Madame". - Thank you. 1263 01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:47,830 Rest assured, his wife will never know anything. 1264 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:51,918 - Thank you. - We would miss it. 1265 01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:55,429 - Claudio? - Yes? 1266 01:42:57,200 --> 01:43:01,113 Here is something that we must look together. 1267 01:43:01,320 --> 01:43:03,914 No, Barbara, I do not think so ... 1268 01:43:04,120 --> 01:43:05,997 - Here? - Yes. 1269 01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:09,478 - Do you know this lady? - No, never Vista. 1270 01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:12,069 - But how? It is my wife. - And his wife. 1271 01:43:12,320 --> 01:43:16,029 With all this chatter I do not understand anything anymore. 1272 01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:19,033 Do you see these? 1273 01:43:21,360 --> 01:43:25,512 I'll eat it with these half your money! 1274 01:43:27,200 --> 01:43:29,714 Dog pig! 1275 01:43:32,920 --> 01:43:37,675 - Our marriage is over! - Of course it's finished. 1276 01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:41,077 And ours too. NON-HANDLING VOICE 1277 01:43:41,280 --> 01:43:43,874 Here, look. 1278 01:43:48,080 --> 01:43:49,513 Fresca! 1279 01:43:49,760 --> 01:43:54,993 Lillo, I will also be Porto Cervo ... but she is now Porto Rotondo! 1280 01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,952 True? 1281 01:43:57,200 --> 01:44:00,112 But what is a "pochade"? 1282 01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:09,312 (in chorus) Eight, seven, six, five ... 1283 01:44:09,760 --> 01:44:12,832 ... four, three, two, one ... 1284 01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:14,871 ...zero! 1285 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:19,633 You'll wonder how it ended up. 1286 01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:22,354 Good, at least for others. 1287 01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:26,953 Lello has made a flash wedding in Las Vegas ... 1288 01:44:27,160 --> 01:44:31,073 ... and now he has a hat hanging with Carlotta. 1289 01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:34,631 Sorry. 1290 01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:39,154 Claudio and Barbara, aVendo both their faults, 1291 01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:43,717 they are forgiven and everything remained as before. 1292 01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:47,352 I do not know who I am. 1293 01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:50,279 They will be posted. 1294 01:44:50,560 --> 01:44:54,519 And Milena ... You want to go back to Italy, 1295 01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:58,759 but at the airport there was a stroke of lightning with a professor. 1296 01:44:58,960 --> 01:45:02,236 After me he looked for a serious person. 1297 01:45:02,440 --> 01:45:08,310 And I ... what can I do? I'm back at my Old laVoro. 1298 01:45:08,520 --> 01:45:11,080 What did this story teach me? 1299 01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:16,149 Who's hanging hat, keep the bird in check 105335