All language subtitles for fantasy_island_s04e05_the_love_doctor_-_pleasure_palace

Good morning, boss. Good morning,
Tattoo.

Smiles, everyone!

Smile!

Indeed it is, Tattoo. She's a famous
movie star.

I saw her last picture four times.

Did you?

She has made only three films, and she's
the hottest property in Hollywood.

What is she doing here on Fantasy
Island?

She's got everything.

Money, fame, and beauty.

Miss Holland is a very troubled girl.
Her only hope of avoiding a complete

breakdown is the fulfillment of her
fantasy.

What is her fantasy, boss?

Total anonymity, Latour, to be
sequestered, protected from people for a

Can't she take a simple vacation?

I'm afraid not.

You see, Miss Holland is so well -known
throughout the world that it's

impossible for her to just get away from
it all, as they say. It seems, Latour,

that the life of a superstar is not as
pleasant as one might think.

That rather intense young man is Mr.
Gordon Hughes.

Thanks to hard work and a modest
inheritance from his great -grandmother,

paid for his tuition, he just finished
law school.

Boss, what is he doing here?

Mr. Hughes is here because he is a
little fearful about starting work in

big, harsh world of reality.

He hopes to find the courage and
inspiration he needs by going back to

roots. His roots, boss?

Yes, you see, his great -grandmother was
a self -made millionaire and a pillar

of the community in San Francisco at the
turn of the century.

His fantasy is to find out everything he
can about her.

But, boss, the turn of the century was
80 years ago.

His great -grandma must be dead.

Really? Can anyone who still lives in
the hearts and memory of her descendants

be anything less than vibrantly alive,
the two?

My dear guests, I am Mr. Rourke, your
host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

It's so good of you to accept me as a
guest on such short notice, right off

cruise ship.

We are lucky to have you, Miss Holland.

You're lucky that we are the last minute
cancellation.

I can just imagine what you must be
thinking.

I'm a spoiled movie star who's making a
big deal out of nothing, right?

I mean, who would feel sorry for me?

I lead a life of wealth and glamour most
people only dream about.

We're not here to judge you, Miss
Holland.

Maybe it's just that it all happened so
fast.

I can still remember when I was working
in the pharmacy and taking a drama

course nights.

I never finished the course.

I've made three films, one right after
the other.

And I'm still not an actress.

It's my body that's the star, not me.

It's not that, Miss Holland.

You must be tired, that's all.

Maybe you're right, Tattoo.

I just need a couple of days away from
it all. So long as you understand that

anonymity, I mean real anonymity, may be
no bed of roses either.

You may in fact be trading one set of
problems for another, Miss Holland.

I'm willing to take that chance.

Very well.

The two.

Allow me, Miss Holland.

As you pilot the boat of river, you will
be entering another world.

A small primitive community of natives
who live precisely as their ancestors

many centuries ago.

That's just perfect.

That remains to be seen.

The two, thank you.

Where you are going is not a healthy
area. Here are some medical supplies

you might need, including one that most
doctors have never heard of before.

It's for combating a new and deadly
jungle fever.

Have a safe journey, Mr. Aran. Indeed.

I'm afraid I don't understand, Mr.
Rourke. Why have you brought me here?

place is falling down.

I am sorry, Mr. Hughes. I thought you
might have recognized this house from

family photographs.

Well, even though time has taken its
toll, it is an exact architectural

of a mansion on Knott Hill built by your
great -grandmother, Miss Lily Niles

McHenry.

Oh.

Well, that's different.

Did I tell you, Mr. Rourke, that in her
will, my grandmother recalled, as a

young woman, she almost starved.

That she made a vow to herself, like
Scarlett O 'Hara, she'd never be poor

again.

She wanted her family to be well off,
too.

Unfortunately, the generations that
followed failed her.

Let's face it, so far, I haven't done
much better.

Shall we, Mr. Hughes?

Oh, Mr. Rourke.

Oh, just think.

What? This must have been a famous
salon.

A center of culture, refinement, good
taste. And my great -grandmother

over each gathering. Queen of all she
surveyed. Indeed.

Ah, thank you, Tattoo. That brightens
the mood.

I'm sure your great -grandmother, the
illustrious Miss Lily, was a happy

Mr. Hughes, a branding for honor.
Gentlemen.

To wealth, and the quality of society it
creates.

Forgive me for saying this, Mr. Hughes,
but you seem to have an almost arrogant

pride in your roots.

What he means is that some people may
think you're a bit of a snob.

I have an honest pride in my lineage,
gentlemen. If that's snobbery, then so

it.

You know, I can see the assembled
company.

The servants pouring tea and sherry.

The stereoptagon flies on that table.
The formal portrait of the hostess on

wall above the fireplace.

This is hardly the fantasy I had in
mind, Mr. Rourke.

Mr. Rourke?

Come on, Ducky. We'll show you good
time.

It was a stranger.

None of your business, Laney.

Come on, handsome.

Hmm?

Come and have a drink.

What's your name?

I have to be going. I don't belong here.

Oh, sure you do, honey lamb.

Any gentleman as good -looking and
dapper as yourself belongs at Lily Mac

Pleasure Palace.

Now, don't we make a fine -looking
couple?

Oh, my.

Where did you say this place was?

Honey, this is Lily Mack's Pleasure
Palace. This is the finest fort in the

in Knob Hill, San Francisco, USA.

May I present the owner of the
establishment?

How do you do?

Great -grandmother.

It's my grand -grand.

Your what?

Oh, no. No, that's wrong. It couldn't
be. She's... It looks like her. I'm...

It's a mistake, though. It must... Or
else it...

My God, she was a madam.

Yeah, she is.

It's a good thing she's out of town,
too.

Why don't you come on and dance with me?

Wait a minute. The dance floor is over
there.

Yeah, but I think I have to show you a
cute movie.

No, no, no. That's not what I'm here
for. I'm looking for roots. I have this

fantasy. Oh, honey lamb.

I make fantasies come true every day.

Grand -grand.

Kuto, don't you give up on me.

I'm not going to let you die.

Maybe something in here will help.

Well, it's about time you showed up.

I wrote the institute three months ago
asking for a nurse.

I figured they forgot all about me.
What's your name?

Kim Holland.

Well,

they probably told you mine is Greg
Miller.

all they gave you. I sent them a long
list of things I needed. That kid is

burning up.

Something to get his character down.

What's this? I've never seen it before.

Atromylozin. Is that a new antibiotic?

Yes, for jungle fever.

Well, it can't do any less than what
I've already given him.

What was your name again, nurse?

Kim.

Kim Holland.

Does that name mean anything to you?

No, should it?

Well, I just thought you looked
familiar.

Haven't we met somewhere before?

No, I don't believe so.

You look beat.

Right.

Where can a girl get a bath around here?

Well, the jacuzzi's out of order, but
you can use the river if you don't mind

sharing it with a few hungry...

Crocodiles. Great.

Is there just some place I can rest up?

The presidential suite's booked, but you
can use that primitive hut right next

door.

Gee, thanks.

Oh, one more thing.

Don't want it too far.

Our neighbors, savage tribe of
headhunters.

And they don't take too kindly to
strangers.

I'll try to remember that.

Up with you, sir.

Huh? Come on, up with you.

What's going on?

Oh, the other gentleman of our guard. I
can't do me work with some great lumic

snoring away.

Gosh. What's going on here?

Oh, no.

I didn't, did I?

Well, if you didn't, Miss Olivia's lost
her touch, and I don't think she has.

I did.

Hey, wait a minute.

Miss, can you hold on just a second,
please? I don't have any place to stay

San Francisco. Where am I supposed to
go?

Miss?

Miss, please, wait just a minute.

Miss, Miss, please, look, I don't have
any place to go in San Francisco. I need

a room.

Lily Mack's Pleasure Palace. Ain't no
Embarcadero. Flophouse, you know.

Oh, Lily Mack.

Lily Niles McHenry.

Matriarch of the Philadelphia McHenrys,
no less.

And how would you be knowing her full
Christian name when only a few have the

truth of it?

And them sworn to eternal secrecy. Ha,
that's an easy one. I'm Gordon.

Gordon?

Our baby brother, what's been up at
Princeton College, New Jersey?

No, that was my great -great -uncle
Gordon. I have his name for him.

Miss Lily speaks right highly of you.

You must be a lovely fellow.

I'm Molly.

Hi. We'll get along just grand.

Well, I'd like that.

You're a very pretty girl, Molly.

Thank you.

Olivia. Hey.

Look, you was warned how it was going to
be from now on. Don't you try holding

out on me. I will take orders from you.
Leave her alone.

Get out of here.

No.

Hey,

keep your hands off of her.

Why, you little.

You're going to regret this.

All of you!

Thanks,

Gordon. Oh, you're welcome.

Molly, are you all right? Yes, sure.

Now, that was really something to see,
wasn't it, girls?

Gentlemen, Jim Corbett couldn't have
done better himself.

A grand sight it was.

I'll know if he'll be laughing when he
hears that Lieutenant Ball Blaney

met his match.

Lieutenant? Oh, don't tell me I just
clobbered a policeman.

That you most surely did, sir.

A crooked cop's what he is.

And just to show our appreciation, you
are cordially invited to stay here as a

guest of the establishment, right? At
least until Miss Lowe gets back from

Sacramento. Thank you.

Molly will prepare a room for you.

Thank you very much. All right. Come on,
girl.

It was fun.

I enjoyed it.

Have a nice evening.

I'm not at all sure Miss Lily will
approve when she finds out that her baby

Broder is the new fancy man hereabouts.

I'll give a yell when your quarters are
ready, sir.

Molly, I...

It's just terrific. Now, Molly's mad at
me. I've just assaulted an officer of

the law.

And I'm the new fancy man at Lily Mack's
Pleasure Palace. Oh, dear God.

How am I ever going to live this one
down?

Mr. Rourke. Now, let's face it, Mr.
Hughes.

All the money your family lived on, even
the legacy that put you through school,

came from this establishment.

Oh, Mr. Rourke, please, please, tell me
this is some kind of a joke. No, no,

it's a fact.

Your true roots are here, Mr. Hughes, in
a house of ill repute, before you pass

judgment.

Learn to understand.

Understand.

Oh, Grandmama.

Thank goodness my parents never knew.

What brought you out here, Greg?

Well, I, uh... I got concerned about the
way medicine was going in the States.

I guess I was born 100 years too late. I
should have been born to those old

-fashioned general practitioners who
made house calls late at night in his

and buggy.

There's still room for that kind of
dedication.

No.

Not when you have to spend half your
time filling out forms.

Running credit checks on your patients.

Covering yourself against malpractice
suits.

That's why I came out here in 1974.

To help people who really needed help.

Do they really realize that you're
helping them, though?

I've heard that primitive tribes and
modern medicine don't mix.

Well, they resisted me at first, but
slowly but surely we've come to an

understanding. I teach them about the
outside world and introduce them to some

of the marvels of modern civilization.

Like the generator, the electric lights.

Wait till Saturday night.

That's when we're really civilized.

What happens then?

Movies.

Well, the Institute sent me a 16mm
projector.

You show movies here?

Well, they're not epics of the silver
screen. They're just Mickey Mouse

and National Geographic documentaries,
but they really enjoy them.

Oh, I see.

Well, shall we call it a day?

We haven't even started yet.

Started what?

You can start with the steps here, and I
have some work to do in the office.

Get the water in the lagoon.

And if your work doesn't pass
inspection, you lose cartoon privilege

night.

Them folks, the lad who trounced poor
Blady. He'll keep things running right

around here till Miss Lily gets back.
You'll see.

My hero.

Hi.

Molly, what's the matter? What have I
done?

I taught you we're different from the
older men who come in here.

But you're not.

I am, believe me.

Different? Why?

Because you're Miss Olivia's fancy man?

Just get it through your tick skull.

You'll be getting nothing from me.

Not even a little information?

It appeared the way Blaney was talking
this morning that there may be some

crooked cops trying to take over the
Pleasure Palace.

Handy will, too.

Unless Miss Lil can get her friends in
the legislature to step in.

Fitch's voice is open sacrament at this
very moment.

Now, would you kindly take yourself out
to me way?

I've me work to do.

You had no right to be doing that.

Don't think you know the kind of girl I
am just because I work here.

Miss Lily's given me a roof over me head
and an honest job to do.

God bless her for her goodness.

Her goodness?

Tis clear you know little of your own
sister.

Miss Lily tries to better the lives of
all the women in this house. To teach

them reading and writing and get them
respectable careers when they're ready

leave. I'm wasting me time.

Tis clear you're a bigot or a fool or
maybe a bit of the boat.

This is a raid.

Now get everybody in the wagon.

Oh, wait a minute. Don't take the paying
customers. Aye, Commissioner.

Get your hands off of her.

Take care of them.

Good evening.

Oh, Mr. Rourke.

It's a beautiful night, Miss Holland.

Don't you agree?

I guess so.

Is something wrong?

Look, I'm not complaining or anything,
Mr. Rourke.

I'm just confused.

Why am I being punished?

Punished? Well, my fantasy was for
anonymity, not penance.

Well, if you feel that way, why don't
you simply get back into your boat and

continue upriver?

There are other villages, you know.

Oh, I can't do that, Greg.

Dr. Miller needs me.

Indeed.

Could it be that you find yourself also
needing Dr.

Miller?

Well... I need someone to talk to about
ordinary things. I see.

Someone who doesn't know who or what I
am.

I like him, sure, but that's as far as
it goes.

I think.

I understand completely, Miss Holland.

Now, regarding your workload, most
anonymous people lead hard lives.

They must labor long hours, and often
the returns are...

Only meager.

No one hands them anything.

I remember that.

I worked a lot of hours of overtime at
the pharmacy to pay for my acting

classes.

You think I'm some pampered, frail
little flower who's going to bail out

minute she breaks a fingernail, don't
you?

If that were true, I would have told Dr.

Miller who I am. Well, I haven't.

Miss Holland...

Once a fantasy begins, it must play
itself out.

How it ends, it's entirely up to you.

Mr.

Rourke?

Mr.

Rourke?

Chuck, shut up. Any further disturbance
and I shall have the courtroom cleared.

Now then, the charges are resisting
arrest on lawful assembly and are

participating in the activities of the
disorderly house.

Laney's got you mixed in his pocket.
This will finish Miss Lilly in San

Francisco and put us all on the who's
cow.

I pass sentence, how do you plead?

Oh, if only Miss Lily was here.

She'd beat that judge with his own
gavel, our Lilwood.

Shut up!

Your Honor, I protest.

I happen to be an attorney, and I
maintain that these proceedings are

and illegal.

and hereby duly notify you that any
decision rendered here shall be appealed

forthwith to a higher court, and
furthermore that I shall petition the

Department of this state to initiate
proceedings against the San Francisco

Police Department and also against this
court for collusion and criminal

conspiracy to violate the civil rights
of all the defendants.

Kill what?

Go ahead, honey, whatever you say.

Ah, to hell with them, Ralph.

Throw the book at the whole lot of them.

Young man, I have to warn you, this
court views your charges with complete

disdain. And I will remind you, sir,
that the Constitution of the United

views illegal entry, false arrest, and
the willful suspension of the Bill of

Rights with a sense of outrage.

We have evidence, police witnesses.

Perhaps, Your Honor, it would be good
enough to provide as evidence the search

warrant issued to authorize the police
raid on Lily Niles McHenry's Knob Hill

premises.

Look, it's about time you learned some
manners. No, Bill, don't do that.

I mean, please, remember this is a court
of law, Lieutenant Blaney.

If it please, Your Honor, I hereby
charge Lieutenant Blaney with assault

battery, solicitation for bribery, and
assorted misdemeanors during his attempt

to extort money from a member of Miss
Lily McHenry's household.

And I have witnesses, is that correct?

That's right.

Now, Counselor, I'm sure you have no
wish to embarrass the duly constituted

police force of this community.

Your Honor, I contend that the civil
rights of all the defendants have been

violated. I therefore insist that the
charges against us be dropped.

You get the hell out of my court.

Well, Nurse Holland, it looks like our
young patient Kuto is completely

recovered.

Katana. Kuto, Katana.

Maka.

Maka.

Maka.

She's saying thank you.

For helping to save her son's life.

What is it?

It's an office.

The headhunters?

Look, you stay here. I speak the
language. Maybe I can reason with them.

Greg. Don't argue with me.

I just posted two more guards.

Greg, we are going to get out of this,
aren't we?

Oh, boy.

I'm not handling this too well, am I?

I wonder what Jane Fonda would do in a
situation like this.

Jane Fonda?

Thank God I don't have one of those
movie stars on my hands.

What I have is...

A level -headed lady with a lot of guts
and a very, very real person.

What's that?

The Tanabas are sending a signal to the
chief.

Why?

Well, the village is in their hands, so
now I guess it's time for him to show up

and make a decision.

A decision?

About what? About us. Now, look, I want
you to stay calm.

And very, very quiet.

And do something with your hair.

Greg, where are you going? I'll be right
back.

Look, Kim, it's the only chance we have.

who ripped old Blaney single -handed.

And by the way, Miss Lily is back from
Sacramento.

Where is she? She said for you to wait
here.

She'll be downstairs in just one minute.

Well,

I

expect she'll be moving on then.

I just want to say one thing to you.

I love you.

Through all time that is and will be.

And I love you too, Gordon.

But why do you make it sound so sad?

Luke should be Casper Regison.

Ah.

Blaney. True love.

You know, the pair of you touch my
heart.

So I think it's only fitting that you
die in each other's arms. Put down that

gun, Blaney, you big lout.

Oh.

Heaven knows you're stupid.

But you're not stupid enough to think
that you can shoot three of us and get

away with it. You're all wrong, Lily.

It ain't me that's going to do it. You
see, the way it's going to look, there

was an altercation in this house of ill
repute. A fancy man here and one of the

girls got in a scrape.

You try to break it up, and the three of
you was dead when I arrived on the

scene. So goodbye, and don't count on
seeing heaven.

But you, you're going to go first. Don't
do it!

saving myself without my earnings, I
made a vow that I would never be poor

again. Pretend for jewels. Here, take
the sack. They'll be worth a lot more in

the future.

We don't get out of here. Our future is
zero.

Come on.

Come on, whoever you are.

Don't you recognize me?

Grandmother.

Don't you know who I am?

Well, I know you're not my baby brother,
but you do look kind of familiar.

Did you just call me grandmother?

I certainly did. Great -grandmother, to
be exact.

And I do mean great.

Uh -oh. Look.

Molly, go. Go. No, wait.

All right, go now.

Now.

Go.

Go, Lillian Osmond Henry.

Molly needs me.

Your fantasy is over, Mr. Hughes.

Mr. Rourke, what... You met your great
-grandmother and followed your roots

to the earth from which they sprang.

I trust you found the experience
illuminating.

Mr. Rourke, what happened to Molly?

The earthquake. He was destroying the
house.

Earthquake? What earthquake?

Oh, I see you managed to preserve a
souvenir of your journey back through

May I?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Stock certificates of the Burlington
Pacific Railroad.

issued in 1876 and made payable to the
bearer.

That can be worth millions.

It appears great -grandmother McHenry
has helped you once again, Mr. Hughes,

even across the chasm of more than seven
decades.

Mr. Rourke, please, what happened to
Molly?

Did she...

That's terrific.

You're going to run a Bugs Bunny cartoon
for them, right? Not exactly, but

you're on the right track. Come on, give
me a hand.

Those drums mean the big guy's getting
close.

Take the sheet off the bed and hang it
over the door.

You ready?

Okay, look, I'm going to go outside.
When I give the signal, you hit the

Okay.

Greg,

what's going on out there?

I just told him that you were a goddess.

A goddess?

Hit the switch.

Princess

of

the Lost Galaxy?

I don't believe it.

will be mine within a few hours.

Kill them.

Princess, come out here.

I think... I think we've pulled it off.

What did he say?

They think you're a goddess.

They want to take you back to the
village.

Pay homage to you.

What did you say to him?

I told him if he didn't get rid of his
goons, you'd zap him the way you did

alien chief just now.

All right, Greg.

Where did you get that film?

Uh, well... You see, I have this friend
of

mine who's a game warden. He comes up
river every couple of months, and he

brings me my mail and magazines.

When there's a new Kim Holland film out,
he gets me a 16mm print of it.

Oh, wait.

Wait a minute.

What...

Are you trying to tell me that you knew
who I was? You recognized me from the

minute I walked in here?

Of course.

I went back to the States about a year
ago.

And one night it was raining, so I
ducked into a theater and Tropical

playing.

I fell in love right then and there.

Like a million other guys, I guess.

I just don't understand.

Why did you pretend? I mean, why the
nurse bit?

What about you? You accepted the role.

I figured there was a special reason
that you came up here on your own.

I didn't want to do anything to spoil it
for you.

And besides, damn it, I needed help.

Thank you, Greg.

When you taught me something I really
needed to learn, people do need people.

I guess it's time for you to go back and
face your people.

There's plenty of time for that.

I don't want to walk out on that bedside
manner of yours.

Remember, I make house calls.

Mr. Rourke, I'd like to thank you both
for my fantasy, you know.

I want you to know that after finding
out the truth about my great

I'm even more proud of her. I'll never
be a snob again.

By the way, there'll be another
passenger traveling with you.

A young lady whose fantasy was to know
about her great -great -grandmother.

Who was an immigrant girl who survived
the San Francisco earthquake to become

the first female graduate of the
California State College of Medicine.

May I introduce her great -great
-granddaughter, Miss Molly...

Boss,

you know what?

Get you the whole something.

Thank you.

Mr. Roth, you don't know what you've
done for me. I'm a person again.

And still a star, Miss Holland. You will
be making pictures for a great many

years. But you will also have your own
private life.

Oh, yes.

And I'm going to get started on the
private sector right now.

Goodbye, Tattoo.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Mr. Roth. Goodbye,
Miss Holland.

Bob, where is she going? She's going to
miss the plane.

Oh, she's not going to the plane,
Tattoo.

At least not for a while yet.

Not until she has helped Dr. Miller
train some of the natives as hospital

orderly. What about a Hollywood career?

From now on, she will only make one
picture a year. But she will sign as

autographs as she possibly can at one
dollar each.

In aid of Dr.

Miller's hospital, right?