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The plan!

The plan!

Good morning, boss.

Good morning, Tattoo.

Smile, everyone.

Smile.

This is strange.

Isn't that Mr. Fred Catlett?

The young man from Lincoln, Nebraska, whose fantasy I rejected?

Don't worry about it. I will handle it myself.

That too.

Do you mean to tell me that you brought Mr. Catlett here without my permission?

Well, you did say that I could handle a fantasy of my own.

Correction. I said you could handle a very simple fantasy at a later date.

If memory serves me correctly, Mr.

Catlett's fantasy is to become an instant millionaire.

Well, that sounds simple enough to me.

Simple, indeed it is, so long as you have one million dollars to instantly

Mr. Catlett so he can become an instant millionaire.

Does that mean that I have to put a million dollars on myself?

Mrs. Amanda Bream of Philadelphia.

Oh, she's beautiful.

Is she looking for a woman?

No, Tatu. She is very much in love with her husband.

As a matter of fact, for the last year, she has devoted herself to nursing him

back to health after a terrible accident.

He almost lost his life.

Then what's her fantasy?

Her fantasy, Tatu, is to save her own life now.

Someone trying to kill her?

She has not told me.

But in her case, I have made an exception.

She will tell me the rest when she's ready.

My dear guests, I am Mr. Rourke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Just a minute, I have to see.

Yes, Tattoo, what is it?

Mr. Cutlet, you want a million dollars.

Well, I'm sorry to be so blunt, Tattoo, but I have no intention of providing you

with one million dollars for Mr. Cutlet's fantasy.

But... The case is closed.

In future, perhaps you will extend the courtesy of checking with me in advance.

Hmm?

No, Mr. Rourke is not here.

A special delivery?

Okay, hold it.

Yes, the package has arrived.

Tell Mr. Hork.

What?

Definitely an Aladdin's lamp.

Are you sure?

Okay, I'll tell him. Thank you.

This is Cabo de Varga.

Very beautiful.

The natives say there are evil spirits here.

Do you believe them, Mr. Roark? Oh, I believe our islanders are sometimes very

wise, Mrs. Breen.

Are you sure you want me to leave you here alone?

I need to be by myself.

Find some answers.

And then I hope you'll be ready to tell me the rest of your fantasy.

Soon, Mr. Roark.

Sue. A problem shared is a problem already half solved.

Do not keep it to yourself too long.

You look well, Mandy.

How's your husband?

You see, I kept my end of the bargain and died.

I need to talk to you. Now it's your turn to deliver the goods, so to speak.

Wait.

You said you'd give me an out.

A chance to renegotiate our contract?

Very well.

Provided you do not tell Mr. Rourke about our deal.

I haven't said a word.

I swear.

Splendid.

In that case, my dear Mandy...

I will let you buy out of our contract.

I haven't very much money.

Oh, I was thinking of something much more exotic than money.

Well, let me see.

What would I take in place of your soul?

I know.

An albiform of Patio Petalumaeci.

A what?

Oh, forgive me.

It's a flower. Its common name is the Queen Omega Orchid.

A flower?

You just want a flower?

Oh, but it's a very special one.

Very beautiful.

Very delicate.

It should be potted, not cut.

You place the living room of the Queen Omega in my hands before midnight

tomorrow, and I will release you from our bargain.

Well, that's fair, isn't it?

I don't know very much about flowers.

Oh, but it shouldn't be difficult to find one in exchange for your soul.

Not here on Fantasy Island.

Was Mr.

Warp to help you?

Creepy place to meet.

Shh.

Why all the secrecy?

Shh. Did you ever hear of Aladdin's lamp?

Sure, why?

This is it.

Stop laughing.

This is the real McCoy.

Look, I know that you and Rourke are wheeler -dealers, but Aladdin's lamp...

Come on.

Please, make your wish for a million dollars and then rub the lamp.

Come on.

Rub it.

I wish for a million dollars.

This is the...

When you guys decide to rob a bank, tell me about it first, huh?

Listen, once Herb stops his car, you bail out, kid, huh?

Once you get this stuff stashed, I'll meet us at the hideout. You got that?

You, you really are the great.

I am the great.

Here, gotcha.

Mr. Rourke, I'm ready to tell you the rest of my fantasy now.

By all means, Miss Green. My fantasy is to have a queen or mega orchid.

It's got to be potted, not cut.

got to be blooming.

I thought you wanted to save your life.

Oh, it will save my life. Believe me.

To find one blooming at this time of the year, I really don't know.

It's got to be blooming.

It's my fantasy.

My dear Mrs. Bream, you told me your life is in danger and now you ask for a

flower. Should I not be perplexed?

You guaranteed to supply me with whatever I needed.

What is it that you're not telling me?

Mr. Rourke, if you can't provide me with the orchid, please just say so.

Very well, Mrs. Bream.

You shall have your queen omega orchid.

In the meantime...

There is someone here to see you.

Mary?

Philip! What are you doing here?

I was worried. I left such a strange note. Oh, I'm sorry, darling. I was just

depressed. But everything's going to be all right now.

Please, please, just be patient with me for just a little while longer.

I'll explain it all later.

In the meantime, I suggest you enjoy the many pleasures of Fantasy Island.

Goodbye.

Mr. Rourke, I couldn't leave without thanking you personally.

My pleasure, Mr. Bamwell. I take it your aeroflame fantasy was a success.

Oh, beyond my wildest dreams.

Ha!

We sighted the pirate ship off Tobago Bay and overhauled her on the windward

side. All morning long, we fought her and in battle with her.

Then my lads got in the broadside and took her main mast.

She struck her colors and I ordered me crew to stand by with grappling irons to

board her. But before we could close in long side, all of a sudden she heaved

over on her beam ends.

Just before she sank, I saw the pirate captain himself up on the stern waving

his cutlass.

I could have sworn it was Blackbeard himself.

How exciting.

I congratulate you on a historic victory.

Thank you, Mr. Roach, thank you.

There's just one thing.

Yes, Mr. Banwell?

That pirate ship, somehow, well, it seemed

a lot smaller than I had expected.

Oh?

Of course, we never did get really close to her.

Well, distances can be deceptive at sea, Mr. Banwell.

And in the heat of battle, things do not always appear as they really are, you

see.

I guess that's it, yeah.

Anyway, we sent one more buccaneer to Davy Jones' locker and made the Spanish

main a safer sea to sail on.

Well, I am glad that the outcome of your swashbuckling was to your satisfaction.

Goodbye, Mr. Banwell.

Goodbye, Mr.

Rourke.

And thank you.

Boss?

Yes, Atul?

Please, do me a favor.

No more Errol Flynn fantasy for a while.

I've been stung four times this week.

Please, boss.

We'll think about it.

As soon as I show you where the

money is, I'm through. I split.

You split when we get it back.

Look, it came through that window. I heard the glass break.

Somebody... taken it. I wonder who.

Ace, don't look at me like that.

It's filthy in here. Nobody's been in here in years.

Somebody must have been in here.

Don't yell at me. I'm gonna... Ava, if you're thinking of ripping me off,

of double -crossing us... Ace, I told you I don't want any part of that money.

You better find out where it is then, because Herb and me do want it. All of

I don't even know where to look.

Why don't you go around and ask a few questions, sir? Find out whether

somebody's been spending a lot of cash.

Okay. It's a small island.

If you do find out that some guy's been spending our money, I don't want you to

lay a finger on him. Is that clear?

Why not?

Because I want to take care of him.

much did you wire them?

$200 ,000.

That's a lot of money.

I grew up in that orphanage tattoo. I owe them everything.

Besides, they need all the money they can get.

Glad you're a nice guy.

You like the wagon?

It's beautiful.

I got another one on order. Nothing like having a backup, I always say.

Let's go.

Ah, Mr. Rourke. You certainly know how to throw a party. Thank you. This is for

you, Miss Breen.

In alba form of the Patio Perilum Omega.

Queen Omega Orchid.

It's lovely.

Not as lovely as you.

Oh, thank you, tattoo.

Thank you.

I hope it will bring you everything you hoped for.

Will you excuse us, too?

What does he mean, everything helpful, Mandy?

What's it all about, sweetheart?

I'll explain it to you later, Philip.

Okay.

You want strawberry?

There you go.

Oh, it's delicious.

Yeah.

I have to leave you, but just for a minute.

Before?

Trust me.

Just a little bit longer, okay?

Please?

Mandy, my dear girl, you brought me a flower.

I kept my part of the bargain.

Now I'm free of you forever.

I'm afraid not.

Not just yet.

What do you mean?

First of all, I have to inspect the merchandise, naturally.

It certainly appears to be the right species.

Would you mind placing it in my hands as we agreed?

It's exactly like you ordered.

Parted, not cut. I am afraid this simply will not do.

I am certain that I specified.

A living balloon.

But it is living.

Look at it.

Didn't Mr. Rourke tell you?

Nothing delicate can live in my presence.

Devil. Exactly.

And in just 24 hours, I will collect that which is just mine.

The immortal soul.

to be holding still and now for the flag is up

We better leave.

Boy, there's still two more races to go.

But you lost so much money already.

Only $120 ,000.

Besides, we can always rub the lamp and get another million, right?

I guess so.

You don't know how much this means to me.

All my life, I've been a have -not.

Back home, I'm a sanitation engineer. You know what that is?

It's a fancy name for janitors.

Suddenly I'm flush.

I got my fantasy.

And I just want you and everybody else to enjoy it with me.

One more race, okay?

All right.

Who do you like in the next race?

And they're off and running.

Thank you.

And you know what's great about being rich, Ava?

All your faults are called eccentricities. Oh, money isn't

Fred. True.

But like some writers said, it sure calms the nerves.

Now tell me about the money.

You know, if I didn't know better, I might get the impression you want to get

your hands on it.

Better? How can you even suggest such a thing?

I like you so much, I was... I was just trying to save your life.

Why? What?

What do you think you're doing?

Well, let's just call it a recovery operation.

If it was a million dollars, I'm here to recover it.

The only million dollars I saw lately came from Aladdin's magic lamp.

Sounds to me like he's been smoking some of the funny stuff.

Look, you've got my money. I intend to get it back.

Is that clear?

Now, Ava, you better tell your little boyfriend here I play for keeps.

You know these guys?

Well, it's a long story, Freddy.

Let's go.

Move it! Come on, come on, come on!

Tattoo?

What have you got there?

Where?

Behind your back.

Oh, there.

Yes, there.

Well, it's nothing.

Just playing a little magic, experimenting.

That lamp is not capable of magic.

Oh, it is.

Mr. Basler told me so on the phone.

Indeed.

Did he tell you that it was Aladdin's lamp?

Oh, that too. Don't tell me you actually believed him, did you? Or you didn't?

I think I was just thinking that...

If you have a problem, my friend, that requires a little magic, perhaps we had

better discuss it, huh?

Oh, there's nothing, Bart.

There's nothing.

Like I told you, I was just trying a little magic.

Ah.

The lamp.

After you lied to me, Mrs. Bream?

I didn't mean it. You said you came here to Fantasy Island to save your life.

But the real threat was much more than that.

Wasn't it?

You are about to lose your immortal soul.

What were you saying?

You should have told me you were involved with the Prince of Darkness,

Bream.

Are you crazy?

Mr. Rourke is right, Philip.

I entered into a pact with Satan.

And payment is due.

What exactly did Satan give you, Mrs. Green, in return for your soul?

I think you already know that, don't you?

I know.

The accident.

The car crash was one year ago today.

I would have died on the operating table except for a miracle. That's what they

said.

There was no miracle, was there?

You did it for me.

You were dying.

The doctors had given up all hope. I was desperate.

And that's when you were approved?

Yes.

He offered to save Philip's life if, in a year's time, he

could claim my soul.

Unfortunately, there is little I can do.

You enter into a contract of your own free will.

And Satan has certain rights, the same as everybody else.

He won't get her.

I'm going in her place. No.

No, don't.

Do you understand what you are saying, Mr. Breen? Don't let him, Mr. Rourke.

Don't let him. Please. Don't let him go.

Now, please calm yourself. Calm yourself. Slow for you. Please.

There may be a way.

As I said, the devil

has his rights.

But like everybody else, he is governed by rules and procedures.

Now, your case is not a strong one.

But there is immense power in a love such as yours.

That will be our strength.

Our strength?

I will appear on your behalf as counsel for the defense.

The devil is obliged to grant us a hearing.

In fact...

I am reasonably sure that this has been his purpose all along.

He has been using you to set up a confrontation with me.

You see, a love like yours is a priceless thing.

Mephistopheles knew I wouldn't let it be destroyed without a fight.

It will not be the first time that...

He and I had done combat.

All right, how much of our money do you have left?

I told you, it's not your money. How much?

$400 ,000, maybe.

You spent 600 grand?

Give or take.

Where have you got the rest of it? Where is it?

The hotel safe.

The hotel safe?

Nothing's easy with you, is it, Catlett?

We can't take him to the hotel. The cops will spot us for sure.

All right.

I'm just going to make sure that you don't get a chance to spend the rest of

that money.

I'm closing your accounts.

Both of you.

I'll make your deal.

Your million.

For our lives.

A million. I thought you said you spent most of it.

A full million. I can get it.

Tattoo? Mr. Rourke's assistant?

He could do it. He's the only one who can. He'd do it for me.

Thanks.

But what are we going to lose?

You're going to write a little note to your friend.

One million dollars by midnight.

Delivered here?

No.

No, at that graveyard that we passed back there two miles back.

Graveyard? And you tell him when he brings it, he brings it and to come

Come in.

Oh, I'm sorry, boss. I didn't know you were busy. No, that's all right. Please,

please come in.

I want to talk to you.

It won't take a minute.

Tonight I have an appointment with an old adversary.

I am leaving this letter to be opened only if I don't return.

Won't return?

You mean never?

Boss, don't say that.

I am putting it here.

But, boss, what's going to happen to me?

What's going to happen to Fantasy Island?

You will run everything in my place.

This will tell you how.

But I can't do that. You know that.

Boss, please don't leave.

I must go, you know that.

And if I don't come back, you'll manage very well.

I want you to know, Gatou, you have been a wonderful friend.

The best companion anyone could ask for.

Thank you very much, boss.

Thanks.

You know I feel the same way about you, don't you?

Mr. and Mrs. Green.

You will wait for us here, Mr. Green, please, with Tattoo.

No, Mr. Rourke.

I'm going with Mandy.

We've talked it over, Mr. Rourke.

Neither of us wants to live if the other dies.

I understand.

So will you.

Rock, my dear fellow, how good it is to see you again.

Mr. Bream, may I present Mephistopheles.

I'm delighted to meet you, Mr. Bream.

How generous of you to accompany your wife. May I say I consider it a most

act. We have come to demand a hearing.

By all means.

But you understand, Rourke, if you lose, I get your soul too.

Isn't that why you ordered Mrs. Bream to Fantasy Island?

However, I am prepared to offer you all our souls.

Why not?

After all, I have a reputation of being a good sport.

You've got yourself a deal.

We have the right to examine your contract with Mrs. Bream. Will you

please?

I'd do it up myself.

You'll waste your time looking for loopholes.

I give you my word.

You will forgive me if I don't take your word for anything.

Flatterer.

We had to get smart.

Pick a graveyard.

These places give me the willies.

Now we're a little early.

You, uh, think the little guy will show up?

He better, for their sake.

Oh, Fred, I hate to say this, but money might not be enough.

What do you mean?

He may decide that he doesn't want to have any witnesses, Rob.

You don't really think?

This whole fantasy stinks.

First, I get a million dollars. Then, I'm dead broke.

Now, I'm probably dead.

Oh.

It did have one positive aspect.

It brought us together.

Yeah.

But for how long?

May I remind you, old adversary?

that we are not in a court of law. I have fulfilled the letter of the

That is all that is required of me. You knew she could never deliver a living

bloom in your hands.

That's deliberate deception.

But I advised her to seek your help. If she'd been honest with you, then you

could have objected. Now, too late.

It's never too late to object to fraud.

If she's read things into it that aren't there.

It's not my fault. You encouraged her desperation, Mephistopheles, as you

do. You pretend to be reasonable.

You pose as a friend and of a hope. But all you deliver is destruction.

You are the worst kind of fraud.

You are a lying hypocrite.

Now, that is a poor choice of words.

I would have much preferred Master Politician.

other in the face of the unknown each bravely giving comfort to the other why

wrong you are an incorrigible romantic if you mean that's how I am in love

with love you are quite right don't get me wrong I find

love very useful without love there would be no temptation in my business I

couldn't get along without it on the contrary love

is the creative energy of the universe. Without it, life would be hell, and you

would have won long ago.

Someday, someday when all mankind really learns to love,

like those two good people, you will finally be destroyed.

I am not the one facing destruction here. Your time is almost up.

Nothing you have said compels me to release your clients or you.

You are finally beaten.

We both know the rules.

You must take exactly what you are entitled to exactly. Not one soul more

less. Or you relinquish your claim to all of us.

I claim all three souls.

Three. I don't see how you can manage that.

There are four souls here.

Four.

How will you take Mrs.

Bream without harming the child?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You did know Mrs. Breen was pregnant.

Did you not?

If I remember correctly, you are forbidden to touch the unborn child. So,

cannot take all...

Is that not what you have been trying to do?

You lose again.

You can't take any of us.

I warn you, Mr.

Stoffelis, no reprisals.

The Breams are free of you forever.

You hurt my feelings, my dear Rourke.

I know the rules.

Even my worst attractors must admit that the devil is a damn good sport.

Thanks for the game, Rourke.

We will play a game.

We have all eternity before us.

And sooner or later, I'm bound

to win.

Mr. Rourke, is it really over?

For you two, yes.

Mr. Rourke, we owe you the most any human being can owe.

I'm just sorry that you had to tell a lie in order to save us.

A lie? What lie?

You said that I was pregnant.

My dear Mrs. Bream, when you get back to Philadelphia, I suggest you pay a visit

to your family doctor.

Finally showed, huh?

You're ten minutes late.

And you have $600 ,000 short.

What tattoo?

Didn't you bring the magic lamp?

I told you. I told you to bring it in the note.

Fred, the lantern is a fake.

What? The only thing you've got in that case is the $400 ,000 from the hotel

safe, right?

Right. Why don't you check for yourself?

No way!

It's everything under control, Tattoo.

Everything okay, boss.

Oh, thank you, Tattoo. They would have killed us.

Not with me around.

Tattoo, where in the name of Wyatt Earp did you get that very large and deadly

weapon?

Oh, I bought it, boss.

Self -protection, you know.

Indeed. Then you should have checked it for bullets.

Bullets?

There is no need to say anything, Mr. Green.

You have given me an example of loyalty and love I shall always remember.

I knew

you

wouldn't lie about the baby.

Well, thank you very much, Tattoo.

But how did you know? I mean, you know the doctor.

Indeed.

Oh, Tattoo, I want to thank you for my, um, an interesting fantasy, Tattoo.

I'm sorry that your fantasy didn't come the way I wanted.

What didn't work?

Well, Fred didn't get the girl.

Who said so?

Ava.

I thought she was in jail for bank robbery.

So did I.

What happened?

Very simple, gentlemen. Miss Ava Foster is an undercover police officer.

She only joined forces with Ace Scanlon and Herb Glazer in order to bring him to

justice.

You didn't tell me she was a lady cop. Why?

For the same reason you didn't tell me you borrowed my lamp.

You knew about that and you fixed it that the money will go through the

I? How could I?

One million dollars.

One million dollars, exactly.

A mere coincidence, I assure you.

Then the lamp is not magic.

Oh, I wouldn't say that at all. I will put it this way.

Sometimes it's best not to know where reality leaves off and the magic begins.

But to tell you the truth, sometimes I am not altogether sure myself.