All language subtitles for fantasy_island_s03e19_the_swinger_-_terrors_of_the_mind

Good morning, boss. Good morning,
Tattoo.

Let's go.

Smile.

That gentleman is Mr. Herman Dodge, who
traveled all the way from Dobbs Ferry.

And his friend and partner in the glove
manufacturing business, Mr. Stan Burns.

Manufacturer. Oh, they're here to make a
big deal and make lots of money.

Not exactly. Mr. Dodger's present needs
are far more basic.

These recent years have been ones of
sexual revolution.

Men and women have become liberated.

You mean... Precisely. Except for some
members of Mr. Dodger's generation who

feel, rightly or wrongly, that they've
missed the boat.

But now that his family has grown and he
has separated from his wife, Mr.

Dodge's fantasy is to enjoy the youth he
missed. He wishes to become a young

swinger. Him? A swinger?

Oh, boss.

Is it ever too late on Fantasy Island,
my friend?

Oh, she look okay to me, boss.

Yes, she's very attractive.

Her name is Miss Sharon Sam.

She comes from a very small town called
Boulder Valley, Iowa, where she spent

her entire life.

What's her fantasy?

Miss Sanders wishes the power of
precognition. She wants to be able to

the future, to know what's going to
happen in her life.

To see in the future?

Oh, boss, that would be great.

That depends on what the future holds in
store for her.

Perhaps Miss Sanders would be much
happier if she didn't know.

My dear guests, I am Mr. Roth, your
host.

Welcome, Fantasy Island.

You can't get over it, Ern. You look 15
years younger.

This is the Fantasy Island Marina, where
all the swingers live.

Gentlemen, please.

Oh, by all means. Not only that, but
feel free to play host here.

Oh, yes.

This is your boat.

And this is your party, which is already
in progress.

Everything we always talked about under
741, right?

Why don't you gentlemen dance?

Well, I'll tell you the truth, Mr.
Rourke.

All I know is jitterbugging, and that
went out about 30 years ago.

But I'm willing to give it a try. Me
too.

Would you like to dance?

Believe in your fantasy, Mr. Dodger.
Believe.

I'm Teddy.

Herm. I... My... My friends call me...
Herm.

Forgive us for keeping you waiting, Miss
Sanders.

Why don't you sit down?

Thank you.

I can't believe I'm actually here and
that you're able to grant my wish to see

the future.

Do you think I'm being silly?

Oh, no, no, not at all.

I am sure that at one time or another
most people would like to have the power

to see what life has waiting for them.

But tell me, why is it so important to
you?

Well, Mr. Rourke, I was born and raised
in Boulder Valley.

I guess I just want to know if I'm going
to live and die there.

And if you find out you are?

Then I'd change things.

Oh, that's not possible, Miss Anders.

Not possible?

No, no. Please understand.

There are two schools of thought.

One is that free will exists.

and we have power to change our future.

In other words, our destiny is in our
own hands.

Now, the author says predestination
exists.

It is written in our stars and is
unchangeable.

By asking for your fantasy, you assume
that the second school is the correct

one. Therefore, for you, it will be.

The future you'll see is a fact.

It is already fixed in time.

Immutable.

Whatever it holds for you, it cannot be
changed.

Are you prepared to accept that, Miss
Sanders?

Think about it carefully.

Be very, very certain.

I'm prepared, Mr. Rourke.

It's beautiful.

It's really beautiful.

And very old.

Dating back into the mists of time and
encrusted with the legends of its power.

One of those legends is that anybody who
wears the ring

will be given the ability to see into
the future.

Put it on, Santus.

Do you see anything?

Yes.

I was sitting with a man having a drink.

I don't know him.

It's exciting.

But it scared me, too.

I'm sorry.

But I wanted to be sure you understood.

I think I do.

Thank you, Mr. Wood.

Bye -bye. Goodbye.

Boss, is she going to be all right?

We'll see, Ethan.

I never met anyone before a cat in his
own boat.

Will you tell us again about the storms
you rode out and that killer wave in

Bora Bora when all you had was a tiny
surfboard, Rocky?

Rocky?

Hey,

Duke, isn't that your Peggy?

Yeah, yeah, we just had a little
argument, that's all.

I took this boat, and I took it through
waves. You'd never saw anything like it.

Don't you believe that guy in the bowl
he's been slinging around?

All I know is Mr.

Success has got her, and you, you're
dancing with yourself.

You know what I mean?

Okay.

Hey, buddy.

I think you're a phony.

Are you talking to me?

Don't pay him any attention, Rocky. He's
just something I used to date.

Why don't you boogie on out of here,
Duke?

Hey, look, we got a little thing we do
around here.

We're all into water sports, you know.

Some of us are pretty good at it.

And some of us just talk big.

I guess if you're not all talker, you'd
be going for my crown, right?

His crown?

King of the marina.

And if you're as hot as you think you
are, big shot, the competition starts

tomorrow.

See you there.

You know, Rocky, maybe you should just
go out there and teach him a lesson.

Besides, we've never had a winner
before.

Who's we?

Well, you see, the marina's cut in half,
sort of like the north against the

south. We live on the south side. Duke's
from the north.

It'll be so easy for you out on that
little ski with that little motor.

Oh, it means so much to us. Little ski
motor?

Yeah, just for the qualifying run.

To show Duke up. And you won't have to
do anything else if you don't think it's

fair.

Well, that sounds easy enough.

Oh, I just love you, Rocky.

Yeah.

Mr. Roth really knows how to live in the
dial.

A gambling casino is a good place to see
into the future.

Thank you.

I'm telling you, I broke the bank.

I'd like a drink.

I'm okay.

I'm telling you, I'm okay.

I can drive.

Come on, give me the keys.

Get in there, I'm driving.

Stupid idiot.

Did you see that guy? He'd have killed
me if you hadn't. Are you all right?

Yeah, I think so.

How'd you know?

Know what?

How'd you know that I was walking
right... I didn't.

You didn't? Well, then why'd you just
put on... I guess I... Premonition.

Premonition, huh? I guess.

Something wrong?

Huh? No, no.

Listen, I think I can really use a
drink.

Have one with me?

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

It's just that this is all very new to
me.

Listen, have you ever gambled before?

What do you call my being here with you?

You know what I mean. You know, like
roulette, blackjack.

Well, I'm afraid that gambling in
Boulder Valley is restricted to bingo

the Sunday Church Social.

While I'm here, maybe I should try a
little roulette.

Listen, I, uh... I think we'll need a
bigger state than this. You sit tight.

I'll go get a check, Cass, okay? Okay.

It's my tomb.

My gravestone.

Hey, Stan.

How about these cufflinks?

Rocky, help me hang out with an old guy
like Stan.

Do you want to play a game?

Okay.

How old do you think I am?

Oh, not sure.

I guess I'd say...

At least 31.

That's exactly right.

At least 31.

I'm sorry, Maxine.

Maxine?

Herman. What are you doing here?

I'm going to ask you the same thing.

I hardly recognize you in that
ridiculous outfit.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Maxine, are you trying to ruin my
fantasy?

Herm, I spent too many years as your
wife worrying about your fantasies to

about them now.

Besides, I'm having too much fun.

A girl can do so many things today.

Maxine, act your age.

Well, I'm sorry, Herman, but women do
have their fantasies too, you know.

but not you, Maxine.

You're so...

At least that's what you thought when we
were married.

Still doing your exercises?

How's your back?

It doesn't prevent me from dancing, if
that's what you mean.

I'm glad, Herm.

I guess I'd better go now.

Bye.

Rocky. That lady you were talking to, I
don't think I like her.

Oh, she's okay.

Just that there are some things she
doesn't quite understand about some

Yeah, well, who is she anyway?

She's no one. She's my aunt.

Yeah, my aunt. She's my aunt.

Oh, your aunt.

Good.

Because I don't share my man with
anybody.

Your man?

You mean I'm...

It's what makes my man happy.

Peggy, I'm happy.

I'm really very happy.

I was kind of afraid I'd miss something
in life.

What do you mean?

Oh, no, it's okay. Everything's just
fine.

Just fine now.

Come here to your man.

Place your bets, please.

Place your bets.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

Aren't you going to play?

Ah, this was in my nightclub.

I'll play some black.

Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to
stay here and play the game really fast.

Oh.

Good luck.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Place your bets.

I wonder if it works at roulette.

Then it should come up 17.

No more bets.

17. Black.

I'll put 500 on seven red.

Seven red. Yes, miss. The odds are 35
-10.

Place your bets, please.

No more bets, please.

Number seven, red.

I won. I won.

Oh, that's great.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Everyone, place your bets, please.

All of these?

Yes, miss.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Place your bets.

It's number 14, right? I won again.

I can't believe it.

Where's Martin? I want him to see this.

No. You mean all this? Yes.

From the ones I gave you? Yes.

Sixteen.

It's incredible.

It's like a dream.

May I have your attention, please?

Please, ladies and gentlemen.

The management regrets to announce that
it must suspend gambling for the rest of

the evening.

Why? Well, apparently you have broken
the bank.

Mademoiselle, will you please come with
me?

I'm afraid you've caught

us in a very bad situation.

The casino has had several large winners
the past few days. Or nothing as large

as yours.

But it has caused a drain on our cash
reserves.

Wait a minute.

You mean you're not paying off?

No, no, no, no. Nothing like that with
you.

What we propose to do is to give Madame
the bill a post -data check until we

transfer funds from ours with the bank
account.

It'll take one or two days at the most.

Well, that's okay if it's only a couple
of days.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll have the owner draft a check
immediately.

Thank you.

I can't believe this. I'm so excited.
What a fantasy.

Let's celebrate, huh? Yeah. I got a cold
bottle of vintage champagne in my room.

Do not operate in shallow water.

Look, just follow Duke. That's all they
expect you to do. That's all.

Okay, okay.

Hey, life jacket?

Crash helmet.

Crash helmet?

Oh, boy.

Let's forget it, Stan. I can't pull this
thing off. Shh, they'll hear you.

They'll hear me screaming in pain when I
take this thing out and crash it.

Look, you want them to think you're an
old fool?

Come on now, you can still have your
cake and you can eat it too. How?

Just listen to me.

Suck it in a little, will you?

Here we go, a little more.

Halfway out.

Take the fuel line loose.

Yeah, then you'll stall and they'll have
to tow you in.

It'll be a forfeit.

Force it. Yeah. They'll tell me.

I'll be safe, and I'll still be a hero.

I'll buy that.

Okay?

Let me, you, you what?

thing that ever happened.

What are you talking about? It's a man
with a robe.

Please, Martin, I'm sorry. Just leave me
alone.

Sharon. Sharon, listen.

Is this a premonition like before?

I'm going to die.

do it, Herman. I know you can do it. I
can't, Stan. There is nothing left.

I can't possibly jump over any
speedboats. No way.

Well, you were automatically entered,
Rocky, when you dumped the old king in a

marina. Isn't that wonderful?

Excuse us.

Excuse us.

They think you're going to win this one
and become the big cheese around here.

Forget it. I just haven't got the
strength.

What's the matter with you, Herman? You
really look terrible.

I'll tell you the truth, Stan.

These fantasies really take it out of a
guy. I am totally pooped. Well, you've

got to get hold of yourself, right? I
mean, you'll be an inspiration to

of middle -aged men.

So hang in there.

For them and not for yourself.

Herman!

Herman!

Thank you, Aunt. Hi, Charlie.

Excuse us, dear.

How are you doing, champ?

I just heard the news and I came over to
congratulate you.

But, uh, really...

That girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, by the way, where's your sophomore
this morning?

Oh, Carol.

Why do these things always jump out
whenever I'm with you?

I mean, we were married. We spent a lot
of years together.

Why can't we just be friends?

Because you left me, and despite that, I
made a life for myself, and you cannot

stand it.

I think your happiness is just about to
jiggle on over here.

By the way, are you dating or adopting?

Satchel Paige pitched when he was 60.

Bluebeard raped women when he was 70.

I'm only 31, you know.

At least.

31.

Whoa!

Look,

I've been thinking about this. You don't
have to do this, Herb. You can tell him

you're sick or something.

My mind's made up.

Maxine says I should act my age. She
says I look ridiculous.

She asked me if I was dating or
adopting.

I'll show her.

Look at her.

Listen, you could finish out your
fantasy in bed. Who'd care?

I care.

And then I was backed up against this
coffin, and there was this man coming at

me with a piece of rope in his hand.

Did you recognize him?

No, I've never seen him before.

He's an older man.

He's big, and he's very strong.

I tried to explain to her, Mr. Rourke,
that what she saw wasn't real. Oh, I beg

to differ with you, Mr. Rourke. What
Miss Sanders saw was her future.

Miss Sanders, have you come to me for
some sort of reassurance?

Well, yes.

Oh, I wish I could give you some.

Perhaps I can.

Not much, but a little.

You have no way of knowing when that
glimpse you have of your future will

place.

Tomorrow, next week, next month, or
years from now.

So what are you saying, Mr. Rourke, that
I should enjoy life while I can? Well,

either that or live every moment in
dread and fear, which is a kind of death

itself.

It's the man who's trying to kill me.
Mr. Rourke, do something, please.

Hey, you!

Stop!

Hold it!

What's going on here?

Sharon, is it him?

Yes.

Why are you trying to kill me?

Look, young lady, I don't know what
you're talking about.

You're lying. He's lying, Mr. Rourke.
Can't you do something?

Well, what should I do? Have you ever
met this gentleman?

Well, no, but... Do you know of any
reason why he'd want to kill you?

No, but he does.

Arrest him. Put him in jail.

Oh, this lady is crazy.

Now, wait. Hold it. Hold it.

Miss Sanders, I can't put a man in jail
because of a premonition.

I'm sorry, sir.

Ridiculous.

But he's going to kill me, Mr. Rourke,
and it won't be next week or next month.

It's going to happen before I leave this
island.

Oh, Mr. Rourke, you've got to release me
from my fantasy.

Oh, that isn't possible.

Once a fantasy has been granted, I
haven't the power to rescind it.

Once a person starts living his or her
fantasy, it takes on a life of its own.

It's irreversible.

Then I'm going to be killed, Mr. Rourke!

You asked to see your future.

You have.

What you have seen will happen. There is
nothing you can do to prevent it.

I'm sorry.

May I join you?

Well, sure.

Sure.

Here.

Sit with me. Sit with me. I thought
you'd go through with it.

Maxine, that was the dumbest thing I
ever did in my life.

No one's got a corner on dumbness.

Yeah, but I'm supposed to be old enough
to know better.

One thing I do know.

I don't need this.

Gee,

I never thought I'd enjoy being bald
again.

I guess we both learned something.

I didn't know I could hurt you.

I thought you'd become indifferent.

I got feelings too, Max.

That did occur to you, didn't it?

I guess I'd better go before we start
infelting each other again.

Herm, not that it matters now, but you
weren't the only one who was hurt.

Yeah, wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

You're coming with me.

Hello? Sharon.

Sharon, listen.

You've got to let me help.

How? Sharon, listen. I've been thinking
of... Martin, it's no use. It's

predestination. The graveyard, the
church, the coffin, and that man with

rope. They all add up to one thing.

I just wish I knew where that church was
so I could stay away from it. Maybe

none of this would happen.

Look, I'm driving to the plane, Doc, and
I'm leaving this place right now.

Sharon, no.

Sharon, stay where you are.

My name is Emmett Slate, Miss Sanders.

I own the gambling casino.

I'm sorry.

But a million dollars is a loss I can't
afford.

My business, my reputation, everything
I've got is gone.

The minute you present that post -dated
check for payment.

I'll give it back.

Just please don't kill me.

You all right? Yeah, I think so.

How did you know I was here?

I stopped by your bungalow.

And I found this.

It told me all I needed to know.

Let's get out of here.

it against you. You're still king of the
marina.

Herman!

Herman, I've looked everywhere for you.

What happened to your hair?

Well, I sent it out to be clean.

No, that's not very funny.

I... Peggy, you're a very sweet girl.

And I'm... Well, I'm at least 31.

I'm a lot of at least 31.

What I'm saying is... That's your fella.
There.

Very special of her.

You know, Mac, young girls belong to
young men.

Your serves are both right.

to Boulder Valley.

Yes, and I think it's going to look
pretty good to me after this weekend.

Well, when you have a million dollars in
your pocket, anywhere would look good.

We may even settle down there. Who
knows?

Yes, who knows?

It's better to leave the future to
itself.

Much better.

We have to admit, Mr. Rourke, the future
can be changed.

Well, then, how do you explain what
happened?

What you saw?

was an attempt on your life. An attempt.

You presumed the success of that
attempt.

I hope the two of you will take your
fate in your own hands.

Goodbye and good luck.

Goodbye. Bye -bye.

Bye, Tattered. Goodbye.

Mr. Roark, thanks for everything.

Herm and I are really going to make it
this time.

Of that I am certain, Mrs. Dodge.

Oh, incidentally, where is your friend
Stan?

Oh, well, to tell you the truth, Mr.
Roark, he's having such a good time he's

decided to stay.

Oh, almost as good a time as we had last
night, right, poopsie?

That's good.

Thank you.

Well, Tattoo, there goes two happy
people who learned a good lesson about

this past weekend.

Well, I learned something about age,
too, boss.

What is that?

That age is not important.

Unless you are a cheese.

Touché, my friend. Touché.