All language subtitles for family_affair_s02e27_mr_french_s_holiday

Are you all packed?

Yes, sir, except for these last few
items.

Sir, I've given the matter a great deal
of thought.

Perhaps I shouldn't take my holiday just
now.

Oh, of course you should. It's all
settled.

But, sir, you may need me. French, I
assure you we can look after ourselves

two weeks.

Yes, but, sir, you have important work
to do.

Sissy's going to help me with the little
kids.

Now, you've been planning this for a
long time.

To be sure, sir.

I've dreamed of seeing your American
West ever since my father told me of

meeting Buffalo Bill on his visit to
London, sir.

Mr. French!

You better take these.

Oh, that's very kind of you, Jody, but I
don't anticipate any need for a weapon.

But what if the Indians attack your
stagecoach?

Well, unhappily, these days there are no
more stagecoaches. I shall journey by

jet, then by train, omnibus, and hired
motorcar.

Won't you see any cowboys?

Oh, I hope to see both cowboys and
Indians, if only in the museums of the

West.

Gee, I wish I could go along to protect
you.

Big, big.

Bang, bang. Watch it, watch it. You
almost got me.

Come on, French, better get going.

Yes, sir.

Oh, this is my itinerary, sir.

If a sudden emergency should arise, I
can return at a moment's notice. Oh,

going to be fine, French.

Have a good time, Mr. French.

We're going to miss you.

Yeah, Mr.

French.

Well, thank you.

Now I'll take my leave.

Oh, uh, Mr.

Davis, perhaps I should take just one
week of my holiday now and the other at

later date, sir.

French, I just told you we're going to
be fine now. Will you go on and enjoy

your vacation?

Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.

Goodbye, Mr. Davis. Goodbye, all.

the Indians and they'll be nice to you.

Watch out for the bad guys and don't get
scattered.

Thank you. No.

Three letters for Uncle Bill and one
postcard.

Postcards from Mr. French.

Oh, yeah? Where is he now? What did he
say?

Did he fight any Indians?

No.

But he says that this is a picture of
the Little Bighorn River.

See? That's where General Custer made
his last stand when he fought the

And let's see. He says he's following
his itinerary and he's right on

Does that mean he's having fun?

I don't know, honey, but he's not
unhappy if he's right on schedule.

Fascinating.

Built entirely by the Indians with adobe
made of sun -dried mud and straw.

Most fascinating.

Hello? Yeah, speaking.

Howard?

Oh, no.

Well, can't... Well, isn't there anybody
else you can send?

Well, I don't see how I can leave right
now. I got... Yeah, yeah.

Okay, go ahead.

Yeah, I'll see what I can work out.
Right.

Hey, what's the matter, Uncle Bill?

Well, they've been having a lot of rain
around that bridge we're putting up in

South America. Things undermine. I gotta
get down there right away with French

gone and... Oh, well, that's no problem.

I'm old enough to take care of Buffy and
Jody.

Oh, now, you've got to go to school.

Besides, the kids need an adult.

Well,

Buffy and I can stay upstairs with Gail.

And then Jody can stay with Richard.

That way we'd be in the same building.
We'd practically be together.

Oh, come on, Uncle Bill.

Don't let us mess up your life again.

Besides, it might even be fun.

Well, I know why it wouldn't be all
right.

Okay. I'll call Richard and Gail's
parents now.

Here

are your

airline tickets.

You'll be met in Rio by a government
representative, and we charted a plane

fly you into the backcountry, and
there'll be a jeep standing by at the

strip to take you to the river.

Okay. I still wish I didn't have to
leave those kids alone.

I'd feel a lot better if the
communications weren't washed out down

got to check on them myself.

Please don't worry.

Look, Mr. French's schedule of his
itinerary is so detailed, I can always

with him if there's any emergency.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I am acting like a mother
hen.

Well, don't worry about your chicken and
have a good trip.

Bye -bye. Bye.

Richard. Time to get up.

I don't feel like getting up. I'm so
funny.

Your face looks funny, too.

It's all fat.

And

the

doctor hopes Jody won't get them, but...

He can't stay with Peter.

And he can't stay with us because there
isn't room.

I don't know what to say.

If I didn't have two roommates, I'd take
him myself.

I don't know what to do either. I can't
reach Mr. Davis.

Perhaps Mr.

French could tell us. I know just where
to reach him.

Mr. French, of course.

He'll come home and take care of Jody.
He said he would.

Thanks a lot, Miss Lee. Bye.

Jody, don't you feel well?

I feel all right.

Well, what's the matter then?

I'm causing everybody a whole lot of
trouble.

No, you're not.

Everything is working out fine.

I call Miss Lee, and she's calling Mr.
French.

He'll come home and take care of you.

But that will spoil his vacation.

I'm sure he won't mind.

I don't want to spoil Mr.

French's vacation.

Why can't I go out and stay with him
instead?

Well, hey, that's an idea.

Maybe you can.

I'll call Miss Lee.

Mr. French?

Yes, Miss?

Long distance.

Long distance? Thank you.

French here.

Miss Lee?

Mr.

Davis is in Brazil?

Well, then where are the children?

Jody exposed to the mumps?

Well, I shall return immediately.

What?

Yes, but what is the alternative?

Oh. You could send Master Jody to me.

Hmm. Oh, no, I'm sorry. I was just a bit
startled. It's a splendid solution.

You'll be looked after properly, and at
the same time, I may continue my

holiday.

Oh, yes, I shall meet him at the plane
this evening. Rely upon me, Miss Lee.

Goodbye.

here on time.

So you are.

Thank you. Bye -bye.

Thank you.

Well, and did we have a pleasant
journey?

It was real neat.

Everybody was real nice.

Excellent. And how are Miss Sissy and
Miss Buffy?

They're fine.

Buffy gets to sleep on a cot.

Oh, how interesting.

What are we going to do first, Mr.
French?

Well, first we'll get your luggage, then
we'll return to the hotel and have a

good night's sleep.

And tomorrow we shall continue my
itinerary. As I recall, we have

church, two museums, and a library.

Wasn't this a good breakfast, Mr.
French?

Most enjoyable, Jody.

I'm all finished.

Oh, there's no rush. The museum doesn't
open until 9 a .m.

Are you sure you want to go to the
museum, Mr. French?

Oh, yes, Jody. It's a very famous
museum.

See, it's the largest repository of
Indian artifacts and relics in the

Southwest.

Oh, boy.

Then on to the old western library, even
more enthralling.

Good.

Yes, well, on the other hand, I seem to
remember my brochure mentioning

something about a ghost town nearby.

A ghost town?

Mm -hmm.

Now, I think we could see the museum
later if we didn't dawdle too much.

Oh, I'm not toddling, Mr. French.

All I gotta do is get my gun.

Boy, this is me.

Boy, I'll get the bad guys right into
town any minute.

Perhaps. You know, I'm quite sure that
this village is exactly as Buffalo Bill

described it. I'm delighted we
substituted it for the museum.

And look over there.

A real stagecoach.

A genuine vehicle of the Old West.

I'll drive, Mr. French. You be my
passenger.

Be careful now, Jody.

So you're going to drive, very well.

What is the destination of our journey,
drama?

I don't know what that means.

But where do you want to go?

Well, um... Dodge City?

Abilene?

No, no. I'm in the mood for something
more unruly.

Tombstone, perhaps, eh?

I hear there's no law west of the Pecos,
and the bad men are running tombstone.

Okay. All aboard for tombstone!

Giddyup!

Giddyup! Oh.

They didn't build these things for
comfort, did they, Jody? Giddyup!

Now, now, now, be careful, Jody.

French, I don't think we should try to
reach Tombstone.

There's too many Indians around here.

I hear that a million of them are on a
warpath.

A million Indians?

In that case, we'd better prepare to
defend the ladies.

Okay. Get ready for Indian attack.

Yes, sir.

Driver, from which direction do you
surmise they will arrive?

That -a -way.

Heavens, we are under attack.

How do you do?

Hi. Did we scare you?

Maybe just a little. I was just ready to
get the wagons in a big circle.

You're supposed to be somewhat
surprised.

Are you real Indian?

Sure. Navajo.

That mode of dress, is that proper?

Definitely.

We're working as extras on a movie over
in the desert.

A real movie?

Yep. We only rode over here to eat our
lunch in the shade.

Mr. French, now we've met real live
Indians.

Indeed we have.

Say, why don't you and the boys stay and
have lunch with us?

Of course we can.

I'm Jim Tallfeather.

Hi, Mr.

Tallfeather. My name is Jody Davis.

This is a French.

How?

How?

Well, shall we?

The studio gives us boxed lunches when
we go online. location.

Oh, the hotel fixed a special menu for
us.

What do actors eat for lunch?

Tuna. What do tourists eat?

Tuna.

Say, why don't you folks come back to
the set with us after you finish eating?

Oh, I'm sorry, but we have a museum to
visit this afternoon.

You see, we've already lost one museum
and a library.

I'm sure you understand, Jody, don't
you?

Sure, Mr.

French. If you want to go to a museum,
I'd rather go too.

On the other hand, you know, I think I
might prefer to go to a movie set and

some real live Indians.

I'm sorry,

Buffy. Bye -bye.

Bye, Gale.

Bye.

What are we going to do?

Uncle Bill wouldn't...

call Miss Lee.

Oh, yeah.

Then she'll call Mr.

French, then we can go out with Jody.

No.

Now, we can't all pile in on his
vacation.

But it's better than having Mr.

French come home.

Yeah. I guess it is.

Just like on TV.

I'm sorry we got back too late to go to
your museum, Mr. French.

Never mind, Jody.

I'm sure we learned a great deal more
about Indians from spending the

with our friend Mr. Tallfeather.

Yeah. Now we have a real live Indian for
a friend.

Fancy that.

It would have impressed my father no
end.

He was a great western buff, you see.

Mr. French.

Long distance.

Thank you.

Hello, French here.

Oh, Miss Lee.

Huh?

Move Buffy and Miss Sissy out, bag and
baggage.

Oh, this is an emergency.

Master Jody and I will return
immediately.

What? Send them out here, too?

Oh, really?

All right, of course, of course. Send
them on. The more, the merrier, or some

such local expression.

Goodbye.

Sissy and Buffy!

Tomorrow?

What have I done?

Now if Uncle Bill came out here, we'd
have the whole family.

Three children.

Now I'm a nanny of the Old West.

Hey, how are you doing?

Good afternoon, Miss Sidney. Buffy. Hi.
I trust you had a pleasant trip.

It was real neat.

It was just great.

Oh, Mr. French.

This is Randy Stone.

Randy had the seat next to ours.

Randy, this is Mr. French and this is
Jody.

How do you do, sir? Good afternoon.

Hi. We're ready to go someplace, Mr.
French. Well, this afternoon I have

the viewing of an Indian ruins and
burial ground.

It's next to my schedule, of course.

Uh, Mr. French, Randy lives here and he
says there's a swinging discotheque in

town.

Swinging discotheque?

The grooviest.

That sounds good.

But barrel grounds would be nice.

And Indian rules.

Say, Mr. French.

Hmm.

Well, now I come to think of it, I
always wanted to view a genuine Western

swinging discotheque.

Shall we go?

on the war pack.

Incredible.

See? Mr. French likes it too.

Gee, now my schedule mentioned one.

Yes, there's a very fine inn close by.

Mr. French, we can eat here.

Here?

Sir, the hamburgers are the greatest.

Wouldn't you like one?

With everything.

Mr. French, if it's all right with you,
Randy can order for us.

French fries and everything.

French fries?

Hamburger?

That's your schedule.

Which I now abandon cheerfully. You may
order mine with everything.

How was the Old West? Anything like
Buffalo Bill told your father?

Well, I'm not quite sure, sir.

Well, we saw the grooviest discotheque
in existence.

And a ghost tale.

And a doll show.

And Mr.

French and me met real -life Indians.

And Mr.

French took us everywhere we wanted.

And did everything we wanted.

It was just great.

Well, it sounds absolutely wonderful.

Um, listen.

I brought some presents for everybody.

It was from South America, and they're
in there on your bed.

Oh, thank you, Uncle Bill.

Oh, boy.

Thanks. I love presents.

Well, discotheques and doll shows, huh?

Doesn't sound much like the old west.

Well, there were some last -minute
changes to my schedules, huh?

I must have ruined your vacation.

Oh, I think not, sir.

To be exact, it was quite dreary before
they arrived.

But from then on... Well, sir, it may
not have been the Old West, but to quote

from Miss Sissy, it was a ball.