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Hi, hi.
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You're home early. That's real nice.
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Well, I gave myself a half -day
vacation.
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Good. Look what I bought.
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Genuine Venus flytrap bulb.
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Exotic insect -eating orchid of the
Amazon.
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Gee, where'd you get that?
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He got it from a kid at school.
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It cost a whole dollar.
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Twenty -six cents of it is mine.
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Where are you going to plant this
ferocious thing?
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Mr. Frakes is going to help me put it in
a pot.
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Yes, sir. Our knowledge of carnivorous
blossoms is somewhat limited, but we'll
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do our best.
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I think flowers should just look pretty
and smell nice and not eat things.
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Hi. Hi, sis.
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Hi.
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I'll be back in our room.
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Just a minute. For me?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Leonard, is that you?
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I'm going to hang up.
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One, two, three.
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What's that all about?
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Leonard Plimsoll.
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He tells everybody he likes me. And when
he calls me, all he does is breathe
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real hard into the phone.
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How does he do that?
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Problems? Oh, well, just one.
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Nobody likes me.
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Oh, sissy.
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No, I mean boys.
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Uncle Bill, now you were a boy.
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What made you like one girl and not like
a different girl?
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Well, let's see.
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Sometimes because she was pretty or she
was a lot of fun or maybe because she
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liked me. I don't know. Who knows?
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Well, my best friends, Trish and Laura,
all the boys like them.
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Why?
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Oh, I guess because... Well, Trish has
three older brothers. Yeah. So she knows
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all about the football and the
basketball and NFs and RBUs and... One
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boys, yeah.
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Yeah. What about Laura?
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Well, she's pretty.
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She's sort of helpless and she pretends
to be dumb and... Oh, yeah, clinging
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bind type. Yeah, I know them.
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Well, what do you do?
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I freeze.
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Uncle Bill, the boys hardly know I'm
alive.
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Except for Wendell Owens.
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He doesn't count, huh?
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Well, nobody knows he's alive either.
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Gosh, Uncle Bill, how can I be like
Trish and Laura?
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Well, I don't know.
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Imitation isn't the answer anyway.
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Well, I can't go on being me.
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That just hasn't been working.
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Okay. For openers, why don't you...
Let's see, next Saturday, why don't you
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invite a bunch of kids over here?
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Don't tell them it's a party or have
dates or anything. Just get about six
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and girls. You can do some of that nutty
dancing and play those horrible
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records. We'll get French to cook up
some real special foods, eh?
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You'll be at your best here, see? You'll
be all relaxed and feeling confident.
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Those guys get a look at the real Sissy
Davis and they'll be lying up outside
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the door.
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I was just testing the volume.
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Oh, well, it seems adequate.
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You look charming, Miss Sissy.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. French.
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I'm trying so hard to be relaxed and
confident that I'm practically a nervous
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wreck. You'll be fine when your guests
arrive.
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Have lots of fun, Sissy, and send me
some of the ice cream.
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Okay. Now, you're to go directly to
Master Rogers' apartment and you to Miss
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Randy's. And I'll pick you up at
precisely five o 'clock.
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Okay, Mr. French.
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Jody, is it wise to take that plant with
you when you're going to play?
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It isn't growing at all, Mr. French.
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Roger says I can put it under his
mother's sun lamp.
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All right, then, but now off you go,
John. Go on.
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Wendell Owens? Mr. Owens.
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Hi, Wendell. Hi.
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Wow, what a neat place.
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Oh, sorry.
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Guess I'm the first one.
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Yes, you're the first.
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I worry a lot about being late.
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I worry so much about being late, I'm
always too early.
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Oh, you're not too early.
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Read any good books lately?
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Jane Eyre, English Lit.
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Here, this is a good one.
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This is a good one, too.
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Practically a walking library.
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Oh, I read on the way to school, between
classes.
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And at parties?
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Only if I get bored.
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Oh, I didn't mean I thought I'd get
bored here, sissy.
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Some punch?
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Yeah, groovy.
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Excuse me, I'll have another cup of
punch.
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Wendell, you don't have to keep drinking
it.
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Oh, I like it. And I hate to see it go
to waste.
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Thank you.
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Probably Rick and Phil and those guys
had basketball practice.
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Or maybe they caught the same virus as
Trish and Gail.
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Glad you and I are healthy.
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Would you like to dance?
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Not unless you especially want to.
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No, I just thought... Well, I guess I'd
better go.
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If you really have to.
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I had a very nice time.
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You don't have to say that, Wendell.
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Oh, I mean it. I enjoyed just being here
with you.
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Crowds make me nervous.
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See you in school.
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I'm sure there'll be apologies all
around on Monday, Miss Sissy.
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I don't want them to apologize, Mr.
French.
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I don't blame the boys for not coming.
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Why should they?
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Is that Leonard Plimsoll?
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I told him this time I wouldn't hang up
till he did.
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How long has this been going on?
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Quite a while.
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Hello, Leonard.
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You better hang up now and do your heavy
breathing somewhere else.
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Thank you, Uncle Bill.
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Oh, good evening, sir.
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Did you have a pleasant day?
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Grand. How's Sissy's get -together?
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Oh, a disaster, I'm afraid, sir. Only
one guest showed up. Oh.
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Who's that, Wendell?
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Yes, sir. I must say, although he
managed to drink almost half a gallon of
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punch, he did not compensate for the
lack of the other guests, sir.
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Oh. Is he in a room?
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No, sir. On the terrace.
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Okay.
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Hi.
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Hope you like hero sandwiches and fruit
punch.
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I heard Wendell drank up all the punch.
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You want to talk about it, huh?
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There's nothing to say.
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Trish and Laura stayed away just so they
wouldn't cramp my style.
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But the boys found out, so nobody came.
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Except Wendell, huh?
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Poor Wendell.
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It's hopeless, Uncle Bill.
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Oh, it is not hopeless. Now, you're a
good -looking girl, and you're
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intelligent, and you're...
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and you're mature, and that ought to be
obvious to anybody with two eyes and his
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head.
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You're prejudiced. Certainly.
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I'm glad.
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Okay, now what we got to do is get these
adolescent boobs to open up their eyes
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and take a real good look at you.
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Boys look at some girls, Uncle Bill.
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They don't look at others.
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As you said, nobody knows why.
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No, I said I don't know why, and if I
don't know something, that's when I go
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experts. Now that's what we're going to
do.
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Experts on teenage girls? No, teenage
boys.
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Walk.
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Turn.
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No, no, no, sissy. You're thinking about
the book.
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If I don't think about it, it'll fall
off. Well, if you do think about it, it
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will. Now again.
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Walk.
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Turn.
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Walk.
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Turn.
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Slowly. There are no such words as
hurry, rush, or speed.
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Walk.
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Turn.
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Better.
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Turn.
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Oh, but don't smile.
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And don't frown.
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What should I do?
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Well, 99 % of the time, your face should
reveal nothing.
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It should remain calm.
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Placid, enigmatic.
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Men will be intrigued.
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They'll imagine you're thinking much
deeper thoughts than you really are.
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Also, when you do smile, well, it'll be
an event.
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Gosh, there's so many things to
remember.
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I thought it was better to stick with
one style that suited me.
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Suited you? Well, now, what suits you
now may not suit you tomorrow or this
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evening or in five minutes.
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Your hair must change as you change.
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Si.
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All right, let's run through this.
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Sissy?
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Mr. French, you're the teenage boy.
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Yes, madam, I shall cooperate
reluctantly. Good. You come up to Sissy.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, hi, Sissy.
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What's new?
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Madam, what was to cross array?
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What did you say?
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That's what all the teenagers are saying
in Paris.
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Not bad, only throw it away more. You're
hitting it too hard.
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Metamorphosis to cross array.
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Metamorphosis to cross array.
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Better. Only don't look directly at the
boy.
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And don't smile as if you knew you were
going to say something amusing.
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More deadpan.
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Okay, go on, Mr. French.
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How'd you like that groovy TV show last
night?
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Mind reader.
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What do you mean?
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I was just going to ask you the same
thing.
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See, Sissy, you can use it to cover any
subject you know nothing about.
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Now, sooner or later, everyone runs into
a lull in the conversation.
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So instead of becoming uncomfortable or
embarrassed, Sissy, you say...
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Uh, I'm so glad they're coming back.
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Who are coming back?
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Strong, silent men like you.
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Oh, I see. Now I'm beginning to perceive
the strategy.
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The unsuspecting lad is trapped by
flattery.
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Exactly.
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Let's take it from the top.
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And, Sissy, make me believe these lines
are coming right off the top of your
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head.
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Now,
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Sissy, I'm going to read you a few
words.
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And you say the first thing that pops
into your head.
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I'll say water.
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And you'll say what?
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Ready?
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Pretty.
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Laura.
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Insecure.
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Me.
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Mysterious.
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Boys.
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Hmm.
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We're going to have to make some radical
adjustments in the perspective.
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Who's Laura?
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She's a friend of mine.
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Is she pretty?
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Mm -hmm. She's beautiful.
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Avoid her.
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Avoid Laura?
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She's my friend.
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A girl who wants to be noticed by boys
must either keep to herself or associate
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only with girls less attractive.
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But if someone's your friend, you just
don't... Oh, first things first.
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Now, when I said the word insecure, you
replied, me.
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Well, ideally, you should have said
boys.
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Boys? Insecure?
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All of them. And knowing that gives any
girl a tremendous advantage.
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Last night, I like that.
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Oh, no.
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No? Which woman?
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Well, for a loving uncle, but we're not
dressing her to please uncles.
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There's no excitement.
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No flair.
258
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Okay.
259
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:12,990
You like that?
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For myself, but for Sissy, no.
261
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,310
It's too dynamic.
262
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,300
We'll take it.
263
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,920
Now, for some sports clothes.
264
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,600
Look, Uncle Bill.
265
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,680
Lovely.
266
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,720
I'm almost as good as Sissy.
267
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,120
Hey,
268
00:16:58,540 --> 00:16:59,860
when are we going to see the new Sissy?
269
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:05,500
She made me get out. of the room. She
couldn't decide what mood her hair was
270
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:12,660
Uncle Bill, Mr. French, look what's
happening.
271
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,099
My Venus flytrap is growing.
272
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,859
Well, that's what a Venus flytrap looks
like.
273
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,680
Can you see its teeth yet?
274
00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:25,520
Oh, I don't believe it'll have any
teeth, Buffy.
275
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,599
I'm glad.
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Miss Sissy.
277
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,900
You look like a princess.
278
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,820
Is that really you, Sissy?
279
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,340
I'm not sure, Buffy.
280
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,200
Well, I don't think the boys at school
are going to ignore you now.
281
00:18:08,430 --> 00:18:11,810
You really gave us the game, Eddie, by
thinking all those free throws.
282
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,830
I suppose you worked out all those
chemistry formulas.
283
00:18:16,270 --> 00:18:18,650
Oh, I wish I was just half as smart as
you.
284
00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,110
Who's she?
285
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:26,470
It's just Sissy.
286
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:29,490
Just? You don't mean Sissy Davis.
287
00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:30,950
Mm -hmm.
288
00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:32,430
Hi, Sissy.
289
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,530
Hello. Lovely morning.
290
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,350
What happened to her?
291
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,570
Whatever it is, I hope it's catching.
292
00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:48,970
You are so kind.
293
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,390
Good morning, Wendell.
294
00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:54,770
Morning.
295
00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,070
Sissy?
296
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,810
I'm glad they're coming back.
297
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:07,910
Who's coming back?
298
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,390
Strong, silent men, like you.
299
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:27,410
What'd you think of the movie last
night, Sissy?
300
00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,490
Mind reader.
301
00:19:29,550 --> 00:19:30,550
What do you mean?
302
00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,970
That's just what I was going to ask you.
303
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,530
Will you go to the mall shop with me,
Sissy?
304
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:36,960
Where would you like to go, Sissy?
305
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,480
Oh, excuse me.
306
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,360
Wendell.
307
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,520
Wendell, is it possible that you're
annoyed with me?
308
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,399
Gosh, no.
309
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,580
How can I be annoyed?
310
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,960
I don't even know you anymore.
311
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:56,420
Come on, Sissy.
312
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,840
We'll go wherever you want to.
313
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,480
Yes, to be sure, to be sure.
314
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,200
I'll make certain Miss Sissy gets your
message.
315
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400
Yes.
316
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:17,660
All for Sissy?
317
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,459
Yes, sir.
318
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:23,500
Your crash program has proved most
effective, sir. It seems she's taken the
319
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,520
younger set by storm.
320
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:28,400
Yeah. I liked her better the way she
was.
321
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:31,080
As did I, sir.
322
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:34,320
Well, as long as she's happy.
323
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,679
Good afternoon.
324
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,960
Well, there she is now.
325
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,740
The girl watches Favorite Watch.
326
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,580
You're too kind.
327
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,960
Everything okay?
328
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,180
Oh, I'm fine.
329
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:53,200
It's just... I'm getting sort of tired.
330
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:56,100
Balancing this imaginary book on my
head.
331
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,320
Remembering the smart answers.
332
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,420
All for you, Mrs. Finn.
333
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,220
Only these?
334
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,820
Well, I think it just represents most of
the graduating class from Lexi High,
335
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,040
the boys.
336
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:24,680
Uncle Bill, Uncle Bill, I just showed my
Venus flytrap to the gardener, and he
337
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,580
said it isn't an orchid at all.
338
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,100
It's an onion.
339
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:33,880
I suspect it is much, sir. A Venus
flytrap is hardly apt to sprout.
340
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,520
But, Uncle Bill, I paid a whole dollar.
341
00:21:38,060 --> 00:21:42,960
and it said on the box that it was a
genuine insect -eating orchid.
342
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,240
Yeah, well, I guess somebody made a
mistake.
343
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,980
Maybe we can get your daughter back.
344
00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:52,620
But I wanted a Venus flytrap.
345
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,940
I wanted to feed it hamburger and stuff.
346
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,400
Davis residence.
347
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,800
Oh, it's for you, buddy.
348
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,340
enough to say something?
349
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,820
No. This time he had the hiccups.
350
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:35,840
Well, good morning. Good morning.
Morning,
351
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,040
Uncle Bill.
352
00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:40,500
Gonna take your onion back where you
bought it today?
353
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,060
Uh -uh.
354
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,960
I'm gonna keep it.
355
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:48,080
I decided I'd rather have something I
want to eat.
356
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:51,120
instead of something that wants to eat
me.
357
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,700
Very good thinking.
358
00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,320
Buffy and Jody, are you ready?
359
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,520
Uh -huh.
360
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,920
It's you again.
361
00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,080
Well. Good old sister.
362
00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,080
Right. Now hurry up and get your books.
363
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,480
Well, hello.
364
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:11,640
Hello. Hey.
365
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,760
Thanks a lot for what you did. And all
your friends.
366
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:16,540
Well, it worked.
367
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,040
The boys noticed me.
368
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,180
And I guess they liked me.
369
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,540
Only, it wasn't really me.
370
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:27,980
I mean, the outside's a genuine, exotic
orchid.
371
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,300
But inside was an onion.
372
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,760
Well, with an onion, you take it or you
leave it.
373
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,400
You know, Onion, we just wanted the boys
to notice you.
374
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,960
Oh, well, sure.
375
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,920
And we fooled all of them.
376
00:23:46,890 --> 00:23:47,890
Except Wendell.
377
00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:54,290
Bye, Uncle Bill. Bye, Mr. French. Bye,
Jody.
378
00:23:54,490 --> 00:23:56,390
Bye -bye, Jody. Bye -bye, honey.
379
00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:58,790
Uncle Bill?
380
00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:01,290
What's on your mind?
381
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:08,290
Could I wear lipstick and have a new
hairdo and get some new dresses and have
382
00:24:08,290 --> 00:24:11,970
some lady tell me what to say to boys
just like Sissy did?
383
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:18,820
No.
384
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,800
Good. I was afraid I would have to do
all those things, too.
385
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:28,020
I might be in enough trouble just with
Leonard Plimsoll.
386
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,140
Bye.
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