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Oh, have you told the children yet, sir?
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No, not yet. I want to organize the
whole week first and then springing on
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as a surprise.
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Twins will be happy, sir.
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Well, so will Sissy.
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You know what I'm going to do?
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I'm going to take her to the Velvet
Vultures Festival.
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I can see her expression of delight now,
sir.
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I'm going to take the twins to the
aquarium and the Museum of Natural
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and...
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Hey, look here, the rodeo's in town,
Madison Square Garden.
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Rodeo, sir?
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Yeah.
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Now, that's going to be first on the
schedule.
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Do you want to go, too?
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Oh, no, thank you, sir, no.
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The thought of a cowboy being bounced
about on a Brahma bull will give me a
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touch of vertigo and a wave of sympathy,
sir.
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Morning, Uncle Bill.
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Hi, hi.
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Morning, kid.
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Morning. Mr. Frank. Good morning,
children.
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Well, got a little surprise for you
kids.
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Should we close our eyes?
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No, it's not that kind.
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How'd you like to go to the rodeo today?
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Oh, boy.
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Real live cowboys and Indians.
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And horses and cows.
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down. The rodeo's not till this
afternoon.
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Thanks, Uncle Bill.
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Slow down, Jody.
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Now, the rodeo's only the beginning,
see?
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For the rest of this week, you and Sissy
and me are going to be a family
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foursome. Morning, Uncle Bill.
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Hi, Sissy.
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Morning, Miss Sissy.
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Sissy, Uncle Bill's taking Jody and me
to the rodeo.
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Good. You want to go, too?
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I'd like to, Uncle Bill, but Carl
invited me to Long Island.
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Oh. How long?
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Till Sunday. I was just coming in to get
your permission.
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Oh, for the whole week, huh?
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If you don't want me to go... No, no,
it's okay.
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Tell Carl I said it's okay.
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I'll phone you every night.
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You having fun?
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Oh, he got through.
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Now, that's what they call a bucking
bronc.
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Did you ever ride a bucking bronc, Uncle
Bill?
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Well, a long time ago, Jody. You
wouldn't catch me on one today.
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Me neither.
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He's Nelson.
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Can't be.
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Well, you bow -legged old horse thief,
you.
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Doggone it, Bill. This ain't the best
surprise I had in years.
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Uncle Bill, I thought we were supposed
to meet him. Well, come here.
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This is Buffy, and this is Joe. Mr.
Nelson.
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Well, now, how are you two little
mavericks?
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Fine.
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What's a maverick?
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A little cat that ain't been branded
yet. No name.
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Oh, we got a name. Davis.
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Just like Uncle Bill.
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He takes care of us.
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And my brother's kids.
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Steer open, if you end up next.
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Well, that's me.
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See you later, Fards.
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Can we watch it? Me? How about having
dinner with us tonight?
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Please. We never ate with a cowboy
before.
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We ate in front of him on television.
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That's not the same.
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Come on, we'll make it early so you can
get back in time for the show tonight.
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You've got a deal. Meet me back here
after my last event.
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Right.
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He's the best horse thief I ever met.
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We never met one before, but he's the
best.
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Here, Mike.
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Make yourself at home, Gabe.
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Hey.
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You've got quite a shack here.
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Yeah, it's all right.
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Oh, it's you, Mr. Davis. French, this is
Mr.
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Nelson, Gabe Nelson.
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He's an old friend of mine. He's going
to stay with us a while.
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Oh, to be sure, sir.
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Hiya, partner.
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Gabe's a real cowboy, Mr. French.
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And an old horse thief, too.
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Come on, Buffy.
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Oh, may I have your hat, please, sir?
Oh, that's all right, geez.
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Oh, and the name is... French, sir.
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Okay, French.
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But the toughest bronc I ever rode was
in Calgary.
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He was a sunfisher.
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What's a sunfisher?
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Well, that's a horse that kind of... Oh,
look, I'll show you.
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Come on up, kids.
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Stick with him now, kids.
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Now, Sunfisher twists right and left
like he's trying to touch the ground.
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First one, Charlie, then the other. We
say he's trying to let sunlight hit his
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belly. That sounds funny.
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Now, Sunfisher's going to throw me.
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No.
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We'll see about that.
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Yes, sir, there seems to be no other
name for it. Would you like to see for
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yourself, sir?
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They are that -a -way, sir.
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He asked to borrow ours, too, sir.
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Hi, Bill.
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Hi, kids.
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Uncle Gabe's...
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to fetch us up a barbecue for breakfast.
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Bacon eggs, just like they chaw out on
the rain.
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Well, that smells good, Gabe. You
haven't had a breakfast like that since
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Montana roundup.
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Were you a cowboy, too, Uncle Bill?
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Yeah, well, sort of, for a little while.
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I was out west and I was broke, and
that's how I met your Uncle Gabe.
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Your uncle went to college and... I
stuck to the saddle.
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How do you like your steak, French?
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Rare or medium?
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Oh, if you don't mind, sir, I prefer
mine for dinner.
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Isn't this fun, Uncle Bill?
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It sure is.
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We're going to have lots more fun.
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Uncle Gabe's going to take us to the
rodeo again right after breakfast and
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us the bulls and broncs and everything.
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And he says we can stick around all...
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if it's okay with your Uncle Bill.
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Yeah, me Uncle Bill.
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Yeah, it's okay with me.
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You sure they're not going to get in
your way?
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No. Give them a chance to see how we
operate behind the scenes.
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Meet some real square shooters.
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Well, they ought to like that.
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Now, don't you worry about them down at
the office.
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What? Oh, yeah, the office.
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Come and get it, kids.
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I don't get it. What are you doing here?
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Catching up on things, you know.
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No, I don't know.
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You said you wanted to take a week off
to be with your family. Wanted to take
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them places.
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Well, I did. I took the kids to the
rodeo yesterday.
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What about today?
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Well, today they're going back to the
rodeo again.
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You're taking them to the rodeo twice?
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No, no. There's a friend of mine that's
in the show, and he just offered to take
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them off my hands for today. That's all.
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The whole idea of not going to San
Francisco was so you could take them
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I am taking them places. I'm taking both
the kids to the Tiny Town Theater
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tonight to see Hansel and Gretel. Now,
you quit feeling sorry for me?
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Sorry for you? What are you talking
about?
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Look, they're my kids, and they're going
to have fun, see, tonight.
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Oh, so the twins will enjoy Hansel and
Gretel. There's a great deal of violence
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in it.
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Yeah, they'll get a big kick out of
that. Rodeos are okay, but you can
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anything.
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Decided this, huh?
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Gabe get back with the kids yet?
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Not yet, sir.
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Well, it's 5 .30.
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Yes, sir, and if we're to bathe and feed
the children... Well, never mind about
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dinner. I'm going to take them to one of
those hamburger joints tonight. Just
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feed Gabe.
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Oh, uh, yes, sir.
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I prepared champignon like Grex.
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Do you think he'll like it?
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As long as you don't tell him what it
is.
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Just to be on the safe side, have a bowl
of chili handy.
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Yes, sir.
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Chili.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Mr. Davis residence.
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What?
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Oh, yes, just a moment.
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Mr. Davis, for you, sir, it's your
friend, Mr. Gabe.
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On the phone, why aren't you home with
the kids?
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Hello, Gabe?
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Bill, you ought to see the kids.
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They're having a ball with the cowboys.
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Howdy, partner.
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Well, howdy, partner.
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Clem's shown them a rope trick.
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Glad to hear it, Gabe. Well, I suppose
they're pretty tired by now, huh?
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No, they got more pep than a couple of
hundred Mustangs. Well, it sounds like
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they had quite a day.
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Look, Gabe. I even let them ride in the
parade, in the stagecoach. They sure got
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a big boot out of that.
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Well, I'll bet they did.
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You bringing them back here pretty soon,
Gabe?
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Well, that's what I called about, Bill.
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They want to ride the stagecoach again
tonight.
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Well, what about dinner?
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Oh, well, they can have chow here with
me.
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That is, if it's okay with you.
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Well, now, you see, Gabe, it just so
happens I've got tickets for a show
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tonight. Hansel and Gretel. Great. That
makes it perfect.
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You take your date to the show, and I'll
take care of the kids.
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Now, look, Gabe... No trouble.
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I'll have them back right after the
Bronco event. Goodbye.
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Oh, something amiss, sir?
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Now, great.
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Oh, Gabe's a great guy.
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He's getting him on a stagecoach ride
tonight.
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Tonight, sir?
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Well, you know how it is. How often does
a rodeo come to town?
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Listen, French, you want to go see
Hansel and Gretel tonight, do you?
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Oh, would you be offended, sir?
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No, I don't want to go either.
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But tomorrow.
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Gabe or no Gabe, I'm taking the twins on
a helicopter ride over Manhattan.
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Bravo, sir. There comes a time when a
parent or guardian should exert his
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authority. Right.
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Back from the show already? Can't be
more than 9 .30. Well, hey, hey, where'd
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you get those?
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From Uncle Gabe.
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From Charlie Whitefeather.
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He's an Indian.
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No money in Tomahawk, so he took up
Taylor.
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All right, come along, children. Bath
and bed.
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Thank you. Okay, partner.
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We gotta rise and shine early tomorrow.
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We're heading for the railroad yard with
Uncle Gabe.
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Railroad yard?
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Oh, well, we're bringing in some new
stock.
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The minute the kids heard about it, they
wanted to go.
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But I told them they had to ask their
Uncle Bill first.
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Night, kid.
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I wonder if you'd mind me bringing up a
rather important matter, sir.
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Shoot.
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Well, I doubt if Mr. Davis would approve
of this, sir, since it concerns a
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friend.
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Yeah, who?
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You, sir.
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Me?
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Yes, sir. You see, well, Mr.
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Davis took this week off in order to
spend it with the children, but so far
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seem to spend the entire week with you.
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Last thing in the world I'd do is horn
in on old Bill.
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I'm moving out of here tonight.
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Oh, no, no, sir. Mr.
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Davis would realize I'd spoken to you.
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Besides, the children would be
heartbroken, sir. Quite unintentionally,
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made you their hero instead of Mr.
Davis.
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Well, what are we going to do about
that?
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I don't know, sir.
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Well, maybe we can find out.
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Let's wrangle with it a while.
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Yes, sir.
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What are you kids doing here? I thought
you'd be going with Gabe.
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Oh, uh, Mr. Gabe went downstairs to get
a package of cigarettes. If you'll
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excuse me, please.
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Well, you kids ought to get a big kick
out of seeing those cattle unload today.
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They might even have some of those
brammer bulls. They can be mean, too.
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Mean as a big old grizzly bear, Uncle
Bill?
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Mean as that.
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Uncle Gabe told us a big secret about
you.
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About the time that big old grizzly bear
came up back of him.
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And you ran over and hit that bear with
a great big rock.
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And you had a terrible fight and saved
Uncle Gabe's life.
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He told you that?
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You're a hero, Uncle Bill.
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He said you're the bravest man he ever
met.
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Morning, Gabe.
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Morning, Bill.
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I want to have a little talk with you.
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Well, I'm kind of busy right now. Just
take a minute.
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Be right back, kids.
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What's all this about the bear?
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Kids told you, huh?
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Yeah, they said I saved your life.
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Well, you did, sort of. I mean, you
threw a rock at him.
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According to the twins, I had a knock
-down, drag -out fight with a grizzly
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bear.
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I wouldn't call throwing a rock exactly
friendly.
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Oh, I threw a rock and we both ran for
the hills.
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You're just quibbling, so I exaggerated
a little.
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Exaggerated? Buffy looked at me with
those great big eyes and said, You're a
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hero, Uncle Bill.
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Well, sure she did. That's the idea.
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Now, look, Bill.
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No man in a business suit stands a
chance with kids when he's matched up
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a rootin' tootin' cowboy.
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Well, I think you've been doin' a little
too much rootin' and tootin'. I ain't
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got some explainin' to do to those kids.
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Look, Gabe, I know you meant well, and I
thank you for the build -up, but
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they've got to take me just the way I
am.
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Uncle Bill, will you teach me how to
fight a bear?
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Me, too.
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You're a girl.
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Well, I can fight a girl bear.
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Listen, kids, um...
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Now, that story didn't happen exactly
the way Uncle Gabe told it.
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He exaggerated a little.
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What exaggerated?
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Well, that means that he made it sound
like it was more than it really was.
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I don't mean he fibbed, but he just sort
of made it more exciting.
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And he did that.
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Because he wanted to help me.
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Help you what?
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Well, he wanted to make a hero out of
me.
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For you.
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See, I guess he was getting the feel
that he was sort of taking my place with
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you since he moved in here.
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Uncle Bill, nobody can ever take your
place with us.
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Not even if you never saved anybody.
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Ever.
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We like Uncle Gabe. We love you.
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Well, kids, I guess Uncle Gabe thought
maybe you wouldn't love me if I wasn't a
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hero.
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That's pretty silly.
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Hey, partners.
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I, uh... I might have been wrong about
that new stock coming in today.
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Maybe you better go along with your
Uncle Bill.
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No, Gabe, you were right.
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I don't want you to miss that unloading.
You go along with Uncle Gabe.
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Well, come on, little doggies.
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Get...
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Order up three tickets for that
helicopter ride over Manhattan this
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Oh, yes, sir, yes, sir.
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Oh, and, um, three tickets for Hansel
and Gretel tomorrow evening?
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No, four.
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Well,
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you're part of the family, too, aren't
you?
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Oh, to be sure, sir.
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Hansel and Gretel.
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