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Uh -huh.

Why don't they make cars smaller?

Oh, they do, Nicholas. The trend now is
towards the more compact car.

I mean small, so I can drive.

They make bikes for smaller people, and
clothes, and that's in school.

Why not cars?

Well, it's not as simple as all that.

Tommy's taking that course in school,
huh?

Drive his education?

Yeah, and when he gets his license, I'll
be the only one in the family who can't

drive. It has nothing to do with size.
It's a question of age.

Oh, boy, here it comes again. When I get
older, when I get older, boy, being

nine really, really stinks, you know? I
can't have any fun. I can't drive. I

can't spend the night at Thompson
Landing.

Boy, I can't even see R -rated movies.

R -rated movies?

Why would you want to see an R -rated
movie?

To find out what I'm missing.

You're missing that spot over there.

There's a magic in the early morning we
found

When the sunrise smiles on everything

around It's a portrait of

the happiness that we feel and always
will

We spend our days like bright and shiny
new dimes

If we're ever puzzled by the changing

times There's a plate of homemade

wishes On the kitchen window sill

And eight is enough to fill our

Does it hurt that much, Nicholas?

Oh, shucks, I'm sorry.

But that'll help remind you to wear pads
or a helmet when you go skateboarding.

What do you think, Doc?

A bandage or no?

Absolutely. Recommended as part of the
treatment.

Clinical requirements versus patient
preference.

Clinical what versus who?

Ask the patient.

Patient, you'd much rather have a
bandage, wouldn't you?

Arrest my case.

Yeah. I rest my case. I'm not familiar
with that medical term.

Oh, it's a new course just offered
called malpractice insurance.

Oh, very good.

And how are your other courses? The non
-legal ones?

Pick one.

Let's see.

Biochemistry. That was always my
hardest.

Oh, that was my favorite. Come on in. I
mean, everything's clear.

Everything works. It's interesting.

Well, we must be talking about different
biochemistries.

Who's your instructor?

Dr. Ng.

Gosh.

Fantastic. Dr.

Ng? I don't think I know him.

He sounds Chinese.

She is.

You know, she's the only female
instructor I have this year.

Dr. Max, how come?

Well, for one thing, there are fewer...
Why is it that male doctors just hate

female med students?

Oh, wait. I'm not sure that's true.

Histology.

Dr. Raffleson.

He calls us all men or guys.

Then we have cardiovascular.

Dr. Donahoe.

No, wait a minute.

Anatomy. Dr.

Frankman. King of the chauvinists.

Do you want to know what he said to us
one time?

He said that if God had wanted women to
be doctors, well, then he would have

made Hippocrates a female.

That's pretty good.

Not if you happen to be a woman.

Aw, come on, Nance. There must be
something you need. How about the

Are your books due?

What books?

Oh, I forgot. You don't read.

Dr.

Maxwell! Dr. Maxwell!

Do you need somebody to drive around on
your house calls?

House calls?

Tell me.

If God had wanted doctors to make house
calls, he would not have invented

hospitals. What about the hospital?

Or the drugstore?

How about the golf course?

Driver's ed.

Yeah, and I need lots of practice.

I wouldn't stress that too heavily.

You might discourage a potential
customer.

How about you, Tom?

I mean, who better than the old man to
pass along the torch, right?

Oh, yeah, well, I guess so, yeah.

Well, hey, it's not that big a deal.
Sometimes at school we get... Hey, now,

I'll get the books, you get the keys.
Hi, Dad. Hi, Dr. Max.

Don't take all day, huh?

Hi, Dr. Max. Hi, Dad.

Hey, can we use the car? Elizabeth and I
have to go to the library.

You have to go to the library?

Yeah, I gotta get some books for a term
paper.

All right, you, the mad driver.

Oh, what do you say, Dad? I'll give
Tommy some practice.

Okay.

I'll be out in the car.

Well, I certainly hope he drives better
than he catches.

Barely. Elizabeth!

Hey, see you around, Dr. Max. Thanks,
Dad.

Listen, I'm sorry if I started something
with the driving, but I didn't mean to

embarrass you. Oh, no, no, it's no big
thing, Max. It's just about a year ago I

tried to tutor Tommy in English. It was
a disaster. I swore I would never make

that mistake again.

It's a family thing.

Around this place, what other kind of
thing is there?

Okay.

And the bird.

Okay.

Driving permit?

Yeah, right.

I'll be right back.

Okay, okay, now get down quick. Do what,
Tommy? Get down quick.

Turn the phone on.

Come on, there's some of the guys
standing up in front of Hudson. Say

So you're my sisters, what will they
say? Maybe they'll say hi.

Come on, you guys are trying to make me
look like a nerd. Now get down.

Eating up in my room while I study.
That's the third time this week. It's

becoming a habit, a bad habit.

But, Dad, it's the best time.

I mean, you guys are all down here
making noise. Why isn't it quiet

Is that how going to medical school is?
Just studying? Why don't you have fun?

Yes. You know, you're setting a bad
example for all of us. It's nothing but

study, study, study.

Don't let me know why I stay upstairs.

Do you know what you have to be to get
into medical school? A doctor.

The top 10 % of your class.

Let's hear it for the top 10!

Look,

I am trying to keep up with the top
graduates from all over this state.

The best.

And in addition to that, I happen to be
a woman. So it's not just keep up. I

have to be better.

You people are much too dense and
insensitive to understand anything.

Excuse me.

I don't think she's having fun.

Abby,

I've got to do something.

Like what, apart from helping her with
her homework?

Look, if there was only a way we could
get her a place by herself near the med

school. So is mine.

That's easy for you to say.

She does have an excess of roommates
around here.

Mm -hmm.

She's running in a tough league. I mean,
these kids are as bright as she is.

Some are a whole lot brighter.

Yeah, I know. I hope she can handle it.

Well, she's the one who has to handle
it, Tom. There's no way you can do it

her. I know.

But it still hurts.

You wouldn't be a father if it didn't?

You noticed, huh?

Oh, I noticed, all right. In fact, I say
the entire histology lab noticed.

You know, at one point, Morty was
offering three to two that Dr. Ralphson

throw you out on your gluteus maximus.
You know something?

I am so tired of that man asking
deliberately complicated and impossible

questions than coming up with this
ladies' first gag.

Well, lucky you knew the answer.

Tell me.

Not like, uh... Anatomy?

Don't mention the word.

I have an appointment with Dr. Frankman
this afternoon.

Lucky you.

I tell you, between that course and good
old Dr.

Frankmanstein, I am going out of my
tree.

How come you're not having any trouble
with that class?

Hey, I'm black. I'm not a female.

See, Frankman's not a biggie. He just
doesn't like women trying to be doctors.

He doesn't care what color they are.

No, I meant the course. How come it
doesn't give you any trouble?

Are you kidding me? You know that
everything gives me trouble.

I'm just used to it. Now, see, with you,
you've always had it easy, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Until recently.

Until very recently.

Boy, I wonder what's the matter with
her.

I don't know. Must be some guy.

Guy? You kidding?

Oh, Mary'd never let a guy interfere
with med school. Well, she'll never get

married like this.

I mean, if there's one thing that scares
off a guy, it's... A studious woman.

Oh, boy.

Men aren't everything, you know.

I suppose not.

But they sure are something.

Hey, I'm glad I found you. You're just
the two I wanted to talk to. I want you

to do me a favor. I'll just get my
scarf.

How am I going to get my license if I
never get to practice?

It's just around the block.

Let me see it.

Ten minutes isn't a life...

You said you wanted to see me. Miss
Bradford, as a courtesy, I warn all

who are approaching midterm with a below
-passing grade.

At the moment, you are failing my
course.

Yes, I know. Oh, you do?

Are you also aware that failure to pass
anatomy means

repeating the entire...

First year of medical school.

Yes, I'm aware of that fact.

Good. Now, if through some Herculean
effort you manage to turn in a decent

midterm, now we're talking at least
about a B, then you should be able to

this course.

Thank you, Dr. Frankman. I'll try my
best.

Miss Bradford, I am, I believe the
phrase is, somewhat old -fashioned.

Yes, I'm very aware of that fact,
doctor.

Good. Then you must also be aware that
of all the professions or callings, I

hold medicine to be special. It requires
great dedication and should never be

approached frivolously.

Frivolous? Is that what you think I'm
being frivolous? Let me finish.

Women, because of their nature, their
physiology, cannot give that dedication.

Excuse me, Dr. Franklin.

But women, by their physiology, are
stronger than men. They live longer.

much more resistant to disease. They
also have more babies than men.

Miss Bradford, if you're really that
interested in a career in medicine, I

suggest you consider becoming a nurse.

A nurse? Yes, a nurse.

I think you should consider it.

Nurses are very useful to doctors.

Good day, Miss Bradford.

Anyway, so then, Mr. Tobin, the acting
teacher, he says, no, I want you to go

back and come through that door as the
character. The emotions ripping from

fingers. She goes, but Mr. Tobin, but
Mr. Tobin. No buts.

So anyway, Gloria goes back there, and
we waited for her, and we waited for

And then, finally... What

was that all about?

That's Gloria coming through the door
with her emotions dripping from her

fingers. Hi, Gloria.

Oh, no, it's not Gloria. It's old
Smiling Mary.

I am not all right.

That kindly old sexist Dr.

Frankenstein has found a surefire way to
keep the woman doctor population down.

I know, he must be killing off the woman
students, right?

More or less. He's flunking me in
anatomy.

Oh, I don't believe it.

Well, you will when you get the written
notice.

No, no, I mean, I believe that you're
getting a failing grade, but...

Of all the kids, Mary, you've never had
any trouble with any course ever.

Yeah, really.

Well, I guess the odds finally got up
with me, didn't they? Come on, what's

problem?

Oh, Dad, it's a bunch of problems.

Med school is hard enough.

But for a woman, it's just that much
more difficult.

I mean, you're either patronized or
discriminated against.

Either way, you...

He began to feel isolated, alone.

Mary, you're not alone.

Hey, one thing about us Bradfords, we
always are there when you need us,

Right.

And when you don't need us.

Just part of the problem, Dad.

Look, if I was living alone instead of
in the middle of this flea circus, well,

maybe I'd be doing better.

We do the best we can with what we have.

The best thing that you could do for me
right now is to leave me alone.

Please.

Hey, Nicholas, have you seen my New
Eagles album?

What you got in the box, Goose?

Oh, Nicholas, are you out of your head?
You'll ruin your teeth with all this

gum, like I did.

I don't chew the gum. I flip the cards.

Oh, card flipping, huh? I remember going
through that phase.

You did?

Well, I really got it for the gum, but I
had all these cards, so I got into

flipping.

You flip cards, but you're a girl.

I know that, Nicholas, but I also happen
to be a terrific card flipper.

Really? Can you feed me?

Feed the cake. Here, I'll show you.

Uh, Nicholas, there's nothing here but
gum. Where do you keep your cards?

Cleaned out, huh?

Well, let's go check out my desk. I
might have an old one or two lying

All right.

Um, you really don't chew that gum?

No. You want some?

No, no, no, no, no.

It's not worth another two years at the
dinette.

Okay, now the important thing is, keep
your forearm parallel to the ground.

all in the wrist, okay?

The wrist, yeah.

Anybody home?

Hey, where'd you learn to flip like
that?

Elizabeth taught me. What do you think?

I think you're in serious trouble.

Well, Elizabeth said it's all in...

Nope, it's all in the forearm. Here, let
me show you.

Ugh, it's too soft.

Is this the only card you have? Yeah,
but we got a lot of gum.

You can't flip gum.

Hey, come on, Hotshot, I got an idea.
Come on.

Now, the tensor veli palatini tendon
ends at right angles around

hamulus.

around Hamillis to join the Palatine
Apple and Roasters.

There.

Oh, boy, look at all the cars.

Hey, will you tell me what's going on up
there, please?

Huh? Oh, hi, Mayor.

Sorry about the noise. It's me and
Mighty Mike here. We're looking for

something. Hope we didn't disturb the
studying.

Oh, no.

Not a bit. Oh, good. See you later.

Uh -oh.

Uh -oh? Uh -oh, what uh -oh?

What?

Haunted Bradford, if anyone sees me like
this, you're going to get it. You're

going to get it.

What's the matter, officer?

Just a routine equipment check.

May I see your operator's license,
please?

Oh, sure.

I thought this was a roadblock or
something. You're after a bad criminal.

I'm sorry, son. This is only a permit.

You have to have a licensed driver in
the car in order to operate a vehicle

this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's okay. I mean,
I do. There is.

There you are. One licensed driver.

First. Never flip with your arm up here.

No control.

You got to keep it down alongside your
body like this.

Right.

Hey, there. It's old Mickey Mantle.

Hey, will you look at these cards?

Roger Maris.

Willie Mays. These were the kings.

Hey, who do you have? Nelly Fox.

Nelly. I mean, they let girls play them,
too?

No, no. It's short for Nelson.

Great second baseman. White Sox.

Now, keep your hand in the same place
for every flip.

Control. Oh.

And lose the first round or two.

On purpose.

Then raise the bet. Work the old con.

Oh, and never go double or nothing.

Sucker bet.

All right. You call it.

Evie!

Hey! I did it! Woo -hoo!

Nice going, hot shot! All right! Hey,
all right!

How about knocking off the racket?

Oh, sorry, Mary. We got carried away.
Nicholas just flipped. Look, and here I

about to flunk out of school, and you
two were playing, uh...

Loud mouth patty cake.

Oh, come on. Straight A Mary about to
flunk anything?

Tell us the truth. You got a B plus in
something and panicked, right?

That's just perfect, David.

You know something?

You're like everybody else in this
house.

You have no idea what I'm going through
and you don't even care.

That's reason number 327 why I need to
live alone.

my leg, and the cop has to help me out
of the car, and all the while, he thinks

we're some kind of weirdos. You are.

Nice going, Tommy. Hey, I couldn't help
it if you got a crap in your leg.

This is the second time this week I've
been stuck doing dishes. It's not fair.

Come on, we're all chipping in so Mary
has time off to study. Yeah, well, how

about giving me time off to study?

Guy, let's keep it down, huh, please?

Oh, yeah, Mary's studying.

No way.

It'd be like trying to study in a
schoolyard during recess.

Where are you going?

To the library until it closes.

Then maybe to a nice, busy bus station.

Hey, you want me to drive you? Don't
bother.

Look, if I fail anatomy, I have to
repeat the whole year.

Not just that one course.

The whole rotten year. Hey, it's no
bother. I'll just drop you off and pick

up when it closes. Forget it, Tommy. I
just don't have time to waste on your

juvenile games, your hair combing, and
your long, slow drives past the hangout.

Why couldn't you have given me to the
family next door so I could have been an

only child?

That's enough!

All right, Mary, I'd like a word with
you in the other room.

I know that you're upset because I
popped up to talk.

Okay. I'm sorry, Dad.

But right now, I happen to have a lot
of... Oh, I'm tired of you popping off

all of us. I'm fed up with you yelling
and complaining about sexists and bigots

and noise and this awful inconsiderate
family.

You want a place of your own?

You've got it.

Here's a check for $200.

Go get a room for yourself someplace and
move in. Give us some peace and quiet.

This is the house detective.

Do you have a man in your room?

I don't even have a room in my room.
Well,

this is it.

It's not bad, huh?

Well, make yourself comfortable.

Thanks.

Soft.

Very soft.

Yeah.

Well, how's school?

Not bad.

Still holding on to my A in biochem.

Trouble is, I'm spending so much time on
anatomy that I booted a snap quiz in

cardiovascular.

You know, it's like a trained dog act.

If you don't keep your eyes on everybody
all the time, one of those little

terriers sneaks up behind you and gives
you a bite.

Well, um, how's work?

Good, good. Keeping busy.

How's your scar?

My what?

Don't you remember when we were little
and you went to visit Auntie V for two

weeks? We met you at the airport and I
was so glad to see you, I took you for a

ride on my shoulders.

And then you tripped and you dropped me
on my head on the concrete.

I thought I split your head wide open.

For the next month you were always
trying to make it up to me.

My big brother.

Mary, anything I can do to make it
better now?

Thanks, David.

If I come up with anything, you'll be
the first to know.

I'm going to hold you to it.

If I can get up. I'll help you.

David, you forgot to tell me how you
like the place.

No, I didn't.

got only one window and the whole place
smells like disinfectant give me the

pliers from the looks of it only one of
the burners on the hot plate works

and the bathtub leaks noisy leaking

it's like the chinese water torture look
david i know what you're trying

to do i'm afraid it won't work mary has
a desk a bed and food and a nice quiet

place to study that's all she needs And
now it's nice and quiet for us, too.

Ow!

Extremely quiet.

Come in.

Jack, we talked to you. We?

Dad. Stop. I know why you're here and it
won't do you any good. At least hear us

out. Okay, but I've already made up my
mind. I really believe that giving Mary

place to be alone is the best thing for
her and for us. Okay, okay. Now can we

talk about Tommy?

Tommy? You've got to teach him to drive.
We resign.

Yeah, I refuse to scrunch down on the
car floor anymore.

It's your car and your insurance. The
Lipsons alone should be declared

I thought they already were.

Six down and two to go.

You know something, Dad? To tell you the
truth, I was really worried about

driving with you at first. You know how
parents are and stuff.

But you haven't yelled or criticized me
one.

I really appreciate your vote of
confidence.

Well,

how about that?

Just like the big time, huh?

Well, how did I do?

He is the worst driver.

He makes a mistake at every stop sign.

He either stops 100 feet short or he
goes halfway into the intersection.

On his turns, they have to be seen to be
believed.

I guess evidently he's afraid of getting
his hair mustered, the wind coming

through the open window. So every time
he has to make a turn, he turns his head

slightly to the right and he looks out
of the corner of his eye.

What are you doing about it?

Nothing. Tom! Well, come on, you don't
want a repeat of the term paper episode,

do you? It might make a worse driver out
of him. Well, it doesn't sound possible

from the way you describe it. You know,
you're the one that said that parents

shouldn't be tutors.

Well, there's a little more at stake
here than failing an English

Yeah, my sanity.

No, actually, I was referring to your
life.

You wouldn't.

Not on purpose.

Still going at it, huh, kid? Yeah, I got
better. You want to see?

No, not particularly.

You going driving with Dad again?

Yep.

Hi, Nicholas.

Hi.

Oh, boy, if it isn't the Red Baron.

Hey, how's Dad holding up? Dad happens
to be holding up just fine, thank you,

and he hasn't had one word of criticism
so far.

You're kidding.

No.

You know, he just sits there perfectly
relaxed.

Dad relaxed?

Yeah, it's kind of weird. You know, it
makes me nervous.

What would you rather him do, flip out?

Well, at least I'd know it was really
Dad sitting next to me, not some kind of

robot.

Hey, Nicholas, I thought I told you to
use the wrist, not the forearm.

But, David, forget what David said. He's
too old to remember now. Let me see you

give us a lift.

All right, if you say so. But you show
me first.

Okay.

Lots of risk, okay? Let me see it.

That's right.

See?

Works every time.

How about some bologna? Oh, yeah, sure.
Lots of protein. Good.

You know what Mary really needs is a
refrigerator.

Yeah, but for that rent, she's lucky
she's got a bed and a sink.

How about some grapefruit? Oh, good.
Lots of vitamin C. Yeah.

Who would have ever thought we'd be
getting up a care package for our big

sister? Yeah.

But remember, we used to do that for
David all the time when he wasn't

steady. Yeah.

Ew.

What? Look what I found under the salad
kitchen.

That is Daisy's fruitcake from last
Christmas.

It's a wrap.

Untouched by human hands. Oh, boy.
Anything that goes untouched in this

refrigerator has to be awful.

Should we?

Why not?

Merry Christmas, Mary.

Oh, oh, oh, Mary.

Oh, God!

Hey, lady, want a ride? No lady would
get into that heap.

Hi.

You remember Sandy Johnson?

We were resting together and we're
sitting in at the Presidio.

Cute. Long blonde hair.

A wacko.

Yeah, that's the one.

I just ran into her and her boyfriend.

Boy, they really have it together.

How so?

Well, he makes these old -fashioned
quilts and he does organic gardening.

They live in this converted bus that
they drive around to fairs and swap

Last week they were headed up to Big Sur
and now they're over in...

Mendocino. Sounds like a simple
existence.

For sure.

A lot different from the dog -eat -dog
world I live in.

Right? No challenges.

No competition.

Instead of discussing the latest
advances in medicine, you can talk about

compost heap.

You know something, David? I should have
known.

That running into you at the center of
town was just too much of a coincidence.

Hey. Come on, Mary.

I'm on your side.

Oh, here you are.

You and Frankman.

You also think med school is too tough
for me?

That maybe I should quit and go into
nursing?

Where'd you get the idea that becoming a
nurse was so easy?

Oh, well, now I'm not even bright enough
to become a nurse.

Mary, hold on.

I think you're bright enough to be
anything you want to.

Only right now you're too dumb to see
what's getting in your way.

I know what's getting in my way.

Men who refuse to budge.

Haven't you about used that one up?

What do you know about sexism?

I know it exists.

I also know that lack of privacy exists.

I know that everything you've been
complaining about exists.

But I don't think there are reasons why
you're busting out of medical school. I

think there are excuses.

Excuses?

Anything that keeps on facing what's
really messing up your head.

Your image of what marriage is supposed
to be.

You can't stand it that you're not still
the brightest and best.

Can't stand not being number one.

David!

That's what I call being really dumb.

story dr max period except for two
courses i'm barely passing

that's med school that's a joke mary

you don't have to make a's and
everything to be a good doctor all you

is apply what you learn you know try
that philosophy on air frankman listen

frankman may be the worst misogynist in
the entire state but he's scrupulous

when it comes to grades He wouldn't give
you a fail unless you're doing failing

work. Just when I think I understand
it... Ah, there's your trouble.

Don't try to understand it.

Anatomy is cold, brute memorization.

All you have to do is memorize the
entire body.

The entire body. Dr. Max, do you
remember how hard it is to memorize that

Yes, yes.

I found the way to get through it was to
use the, um...

Word association techniques.

You know, like mnemonics.

Oh, you mean like what Nicholas came up
with to help Abby remember all of our

names. Dumb Martian. Just sit nearby
eating tender noodles.

David, Mary, Joni, Susan, Nancy,
Elizabeth, Tommy, Nicholas.

See? You mean it works.

You can't beat it.

I still remember the phrase that I used.

to memorize the cranial nerves.

What was it? I'll use it.

Well, it was a little graphic.

Oh, come on. I'm almost a doctor myself.

Well, after you are a doctor and
practicing for a while, then maybe.

You still on my side?

Always.

Still think I'm bright enough to be
anything I want to be?

Well, more or less.

Still want to pay off trying to split my
skull?

Do I have any choice?

No.

Money.

My first plan was to toss it in your
lap, Dad, because you're the expert with

words. But then I thought, no, why put
Dad to all that work?

Why not use the whole family?

Each of us takes a part of the body and
drills it into Mary's head. David,

that's a terrific idea.

So if we broke the body down into
sections, how many would that be, Mary?

There's six major.

No, wait a minute.

Better make that eight.

Eight, that's good, because we can't use
Nicholas, right? We have Dad and Abby,

so we can each have a part.

And what do you think, Tom?

Well, there's certainly some good
thinking.

Daddy, I have this friend. His name's
Barney.

And he says that the only advantage to
living alone is that you never have to

wait for the bathroom.

Okay, look.

I didn't think that this was a very good
idea from the very beginning.

But David, he was so persuasive.

Dad,

I need the help.

Mary, you have to understand.

I promise I won't yell.

No, it's not that. I'm not loud anyway.

We'll even let you have the easiest
parts.

Like the elbow.

What would a nice guy like me do with a
joint like that?

On top, the deltoid.

Broken down in two.

Clavicular, acromial, and scapular.

Is this the deltoid right here?

Uh -huh.

Uh, supraspinata, infraspinata.

I wonder why my left deltoid keeps
getting so sore.

Go easy on sticking your arm out the car
window on cold nights.

The ligaments of the knee joint.

Always leave oranges at Tony's.

For Carol, a pretty mysterious little
troll.

Articular capsule.

Ligamentum patella.

Oblique popliteal. No.

Roger keeps telling me I have nice
knees.

What do you think, Mary?

Bader.

Labby.

Superior.

Raises upper lip. Right.

Next.

Zygomaticus minor.

Right.

Zygomaticus made you laughter.

Well, if it isn't thyroid and
parathyroid, just in time. Not to

stilo and the lingopharyngeal.

How's it going on your part of the head?

Well, we're having a little trouble with
the cerebral peduncles.

No. Well, will we do?

I told her to take the aspirin and call
me in the morning.

I still don't understand why I can't ask
questions like anybody else. Is it

because I'm too young?

I think it's the words, Nicholas.

You mean I'm too young to hear them? No,
you're too young to say them. They're

very, very difficult.

I can too, Sam, and I know most of them
already.

This is the elbow, this is the knee, and
this is the nose, and this is the

tooth. And I know all the R -rated ones
already, but I'm working on the X -rated

ones.

Oh, hello, Barry.

Hi, it's Tom Bradford.

Fine, fine, thank you.

Yes, Barry, I've been thinking about
expanding my car insurance

coverage.

That's funny, Barry, you are a real cod.

No, no, no, I'm not interested in the
cash value car insurance policy.

I, well, we were thinking of adding an
extra driver in the family.

If I can live through it.

No, no, no, no, I didn't say anything.

Yes, I know, that makes eight, but
Nicholas still doesn't drive.

Tommy, 16.

It does?

That much?

For one extra driver?

Oh, male, under 25, of course, yes.

Well, we've still got nine years to go,
that's all.

Listen, Barry, while we're at it, could
I talk to you about my life insurance?

Would you please pass the ketchup as
tomato infus?

For your open freedom? No, for his pork
of posageacular.

Cutest, Joanie, very cutest.

Anybody for lactose -boiled vinegar?

Am I allowed to hear this stuff or not?

Oh, good morning.

Tommy, what time do you get out of
school today?

3 .30.

I'll pick you up at 3 .30 sharp.

Okay. Hey, Tommy, how's Dad or the
driving teacher?

Well, I'm not really sure where he is.
It's like learning from a statue.

Boy, we're driving.

Enough!

From now on, you keep looking in the
direction that you're turning. Do you

understand? You keep both hands on the
steering wheel in the proper position.

You see that pedal down there? That's
known as an accelerator.

You understand?

You're supposed to handle it with care
and finesse. You don't just stop on it.

On yellow lights, you don't run yellow
lights. Do you understand?

Are you smiling at me?

Oh, no, Dad, I'm not smiling.

Just proceed with caution.

And keep the automobile under proper
control.

You sure you're not smiling at me?

I can't help it, Dad. It's just good to
have you back.

Just watch the road.

Anything you say, Dad.

You really do care, don't you?

Hey,

hey! Abby, you said what Mary just said.

What? Oh, hi, Dad.

Elizabeth, will you get back here? We
haven't finished.

A very determined young woman.

Wow, I thought I heard somebody down
here.

I couldn't sleep, and I've reached the
saturation point with cramming.

Tomorrow's the day.

Yeah. One way or the other.

How do you think you'll do?

I'm going to knock that exam so hard.

A high B, I hope.

Will that be enough?

To pass the course?

Yep. Now, I was wondering if a high B
would be enough for you.

No.

It'll never be enough.

But I'll live with it.

Dad, I've stopped worrying about not
being the brightest kid on the block.

Right now, the only thing I want to be
best at is me.

And I'm going to be the best Mary
Bradford you ever saw.

You are the best Mary Bradford I ever
saw.

Thank you, Danny.

But the way I've been acting lately,
jumping on everybody, yelling,

blaming them for my problems, I don't
deserve the compliment.

It wasn't a compliment.

Oh.

It was a statement of fact.

Mary, you've always been an independent,
strong -minded, argumentative person.

You're one tough cookie.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

You wouldn't?

Because that's the Mary Bradford that I
know and love.

Miss Bradford, there are still 12
minutes remaining in the time allotted

examination. Perhaps you could use the
time to your advantage by going back

some of the things you may have missed.

Thank you, Dr. Frankman, but I've
answered all the questions.

I don't see why I'd want to change
anything.

David taught it to me. And you went for
it. You want to flip?

If you want to get beat.

I

beat.

Impossible. Want to try again?

No, thanks. If you can win with a dumb
throw like that, then you're just too

lucky. Who said it's a dumb throw?
Anyone who knows anything.

Sore loser.

You want to flip a few?

You think I should now that you know my
secret?

Come on, you go first.

You lose.

Want to go down with nothing?

Yeah.