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Tulip!

Jesus fucking Christ, Kevin.

Turn it off.

Why?

What did I say?

Give it to me!

Why can't I have a picture of my mum?

Because she's dead!

Fuck off, Stanley.

Your uncle's here.

Let's go.

Oh, Kevin's?

Thank you, Kevin.

Yep.

We'll be fine until later.

Cool.

Let's get some tinnies.

That's eighty-nine pounds please.

Cool.

Put it on my card.

So, have you

have you been here long?

I'd give you a receipt but the printer's broken.

Ah, that's fine.

Don't worry. It's...

I mean, I'm probably not going to need to return it anyway.

You can't return it.

No. Stupid me.

Oh, sorry!

Are we all okay today?

So, we're going to start with the right foot

and we go one, two, three together.

Back two three together.

One, two, three and five, six, seven.

And one, two, three, five, six, seven.

Forward. One, two, three, five, six, seven.

And one, two, three, five.

To the side.

And one, two, three, five, six, seven.

One, two, three.

Five, six, seven.

Oh, my god.

Such a good idea.

He's actually really good.

Yeah... sure.

Hi, Nan?

Are you okay?

Oh, girls!

What a lovely surprise!

Nan!

You left your door open again.

You've really got to be careful, okay?

You are looking lovely, Nan!

I like you.

Extra biscuits for you.

Oh, goody.

What day is it today?

Thursday.

I think.

Well aren't you two supposed to be at school today?

Technically... -Um, no.

Oh, that's great.

I'll... cup of tea.

Lovely. Lovely!

Quite good form.

How long ago did she stop drinking?

About ten years.

Don't you want some?

Do you both take milk and sugar?

Yes, please, Nan.

Duh.

Fuck.

You are such a wonderful host.

Oh, thank you.

Okay.

I wish my Nan was like you, Nan.

You're a very handsome young man.

I don't think I've got enough food.

What for, Nan?

Well when are the others getting here?

Who?

Your mum must be coming!

Nan...

Who wants some biscuits?

Yeah, I like these. These chocolate ones.

Do you really?

I love the plain, boring ones.

No! Yes.

No! Yes!

No!

It's true. She loves the really shit ones.

Well, I cannot understand that because they're disgusting.

Why do you buy them then?

And Stanley's definitely coming?

I don't think so.

Well he was here all day yesterday, and promised he was coming today.

I don't think he was here all day yesterday because he was just

playing music in his room all day

and only came out at midnight for a Rustler.

For a change.

You are wrong, Cathy.

Tulip.

If you don't stop answering back, you're going to get a right good slap, young lady.

Did you hear me?

Nan!

I am not your daughter, and you can't talk to me like that.

Okay? It's not the 1960s.

No. I forgot.

You're not supposed to say things like that now are you

because it's against the law.

It's okay, Nan.

I was joking.

Hilarious.

Would you like to see a picture of my daughter and her new baby?

Um, yeah.

Just need my glasses...

What the fuck?

I know.

I know it's in here somewhere.

Got it.

Beautiful.

She looks just like you.

I thought so.

Yeah.

You know my sister Liv lives in South America?

She's been there since 1974.

She moved to South America with her

very good friend, Aunty Viv.

So are Aunty Liv and Aunty Viv still friends?

They are very, very good friends.

You see.

You see?

Aunty Liv had short hair.

And so when I see the two of you together...

That was a really lovely story, Nan...

But we really have to...

I just think of Viv and Liv!

We really have to go now but thank you for the biscuits.

We've got to go because...

You've got a studying to do, haven't you.

Thank you, Nan.

Thank you for everything.

Love you.

Love you, too.

Thank you, Nan.

It's been a pleasure!

Come round again soon, Stanley.

Finn.

Yeah, of course.

See you.

Bye, Nan.

Doesn't she wasn't me to come back soon?

Apparently not.

Why did you leave on such a depressing note?

Like you won't see her again?

You never know.

It's not like she's dead or anything.

Doesn't mean see her again.

What if I'm far away?

As if.

Where?

South America?

So, which one of us is Viv

and which one's Liv?

I don't even know what she was talking about.

She wasn't making any sense.

Shall we go down to the riverbank?

Sure.

Let's go.

What are you doing?

I don't want my shoes to get dirty.

There's probably loads of diseases down there.

Yeah, probably.

I think I saw a rat once.

You think my shoes are going to get dirty?

Yeah.

Maybe a little bit.

Oh my god don't touch that, Tulip.

What? It's beautiful. -Put it down.

Put it down.

It's for my collection.

No, put it down.

Put it down.

The fuck is wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Such a princess.

Don't you ever say that again.

You just called me a witch.

Yeah, and that's different.

Different how?

Do you think he shares a bed with his metal detector?

Definitely.

Tucks it up at night, reads it bedtime stories.

Oh my god you're so nasty.

What a creep you are.

Ew.

Hey, do you want to go see some music later?

Where?

Out.

Who?

Charlie.

Ah, I see.

Yeah. I'm not bothered.

I did kind of agree already.

When?

Yesterday.

He's kind of a prick.

No, he has a prick.

Somewhat different.

I don't mind.

Yeah, we can go.

I don't care.

I'll steal his coat.

I think it look good on me.

I don't think he's washed it in a while.

Never mind then. He can keep it.

Ow!

Finn, are you alright? No!

What's wrong?

For fuck's sake, Tulip, you made me synchronise!

You made yourself synchronise.

My god, give me something.

Is anyone looking?

Just the metal detector guy.

Oh. Got an admirer.

Lucky me.

Let's go.

There's no metal over here, mate.

Finn, let's go.

Metal-free zone I'm afraid.

I heard the other side of the river's pretty good though.

Hey, Nige.

Oh my god.

Hello there.

I don't know if you happen to be a collector too?

But I have been looking for this

for about twenty odd years.

Yes, I have.

Yes, I have!

Do you like records?

Yes, you do.

Have you found any nice records today?

Oh, don't worry.

Oh no, it's okay.

What the hell are you doing?

What the fuck are you doing, mate?

Nothing. I was just talking to the baby because the baby was crying.

No, no, no that's my record!

What do you mean this is your record?

This is my record.

You make me fucking sick.

Dude, what are you talking about? You know me.

I come in here all the time.

Shall I call the police?

Yes, call the police!

Let go of me! I'm sorry. I wasn't doing anything.

Come on.

I'll give you a ride.

How do you have so much energy?

No, no. No.

No. Come on.

Can you sit for a minute?

Why?

Because I want to talk to you about something.

We talk all the time.

Come on, let's play!

Come on.

Please can we go somewhere else?

Why?

Because I'm cold.

Not before you play with me first.

What do you want to play?

Throw and catch.

No.

Do it like this.

Ah... ah...

Ah... ow...

Oh shit.

Fucking idiot.

Oh my god.

You fucking idiot.

I'm so sorry.

Do you forgive me?

♪ I want to be a hero,

♪ I want to save the world.

♪ I want to be someone else.

♪ Just anybody else.

♪ I want to fly far away,

♪ up, up into outer-space

♪ and look down at the human race

♪ from a million miles away.

♪ I want to change my name

♪ and start all over again.

♪ I want to change how my story ends.

♪ Stop saying it's just pretend

♪ down in Hollywood.

♪ Down in Hollywood.

♪ I could save the world,

♪ yeah, I could save the world.

♪ I want to fly through the sky,

♪ become the bravest man alive.

♪ I want to die and then come back to life,

♪ just in time for the final fight.

♪ I just want to be a hero.

Shall we get something to drink?

♪ Someone who doesn't have to be

♪ someone else in their dreams,

♪ Someone, not like me.

♪ Maybe I'll get the girl in the end,

♪ ride off into the sunset.

♪ I don't care if it's just pretend.

♪ No I don't care if it's just pretend

♪ down in Hollywood,

♪ down in Hollywood

♪ I could be someone else, yeah,

♪ I could be someone else,

♪ I could be someone else.

♪ Just anybody else.

Hey, man. Just want to say that was a really great gig.

Oh, cheers.

I was actually have a really shitty day

and it really uplifted me so,

thank you for that.

Wow. Glad someone enjoyed it.

Can I get you a drink?

Nah, you're alright mate.

But help yourself to one, yeah.

Shift in ten Charlie.

Go fuck yourself, Susie.

I'm not a drunk!

I don't usually drink alone during the day.

Vodka shot, please.

Not that there's anything wrong with drinking alone...

I love a bevvy, you know.

Nothing wrong with that, right?

Love a bevvy.

Have you got a problem?

No?

Were you bad-mouthing my mate?

No... not... no.

Oh, that's alright then.

Alright, Jim?

Alright.

The fuck you looking at?

Is that ale?

It might have been once,

a long time ago.

When?

None of your backchat, young lady.

But I...

I said shut your fucking trap, do you hear me?

Yes, Kevin.

Actually, I prefer if you call me

Daddy.

Do you think I'm going to catch some kind of disease?

You already have one.

Really?

Drink it.

I don't fucking care, drink it.

Ow, it fucking hurts.

Well, if you don't fucking care.

I'm feeling classy today.

Shall we get a bottle of red?

Oh, you going to treat me to a really classy time, baby?

You have diddy pig trotters for tits.

And I hate them.

So?

I am feeling classy.

That's good.

Don't look.

I said don't look!

I'm not!

What the fuck? Don't look.

I'm looking at your graffiti it's really shit, Finn.

Okay? You're a kind of a poet, then?

I said don't look.

Oh, god.

I wish had that vodka shot before that awful band was on.

Make sure, Jim, that he ain't bloody working out

again when I get out there.

Oh!

What have we got here then?

Having a sausage sarnie are we?

Come on, let me have a look.

You don't think I don't know a dyke when I see one?

No sausage sandwich for you, love!

Nothing there.

Can you mind your own business?

Do you want to see my cunt or something?

What d'you say?

Do you want to come out and say that to my face?

Pussies.

Don't fucking look!

Oh, hey! What are you up to?

Up to no-good I bet.

Hi, Finn. How's you?

I'm great.

Thanks.

Cool.

Hey, Tulip, can I just have a quick word with you?

Yeah, sure.

I'll wait for you outside.

Can I get you a drink?

Sure.

Can I have a half, please.

Hurry up!

Thank you.

Thanks.

Cheers.

What happened to your lip?

It's fine, I just banged it.

So...

Your dad...

is a bit of a cunt, isn't he?

Yeah.

And I don't like the way that he treats you.

Yeah. I guess he's just grieving, so...

Come on!

Well, I mean, we're all grieving, right?

So I was thinking,

we're both a bit stuck there.

So what if we got a place together?

I mean, you're old enough now, right?

So, if it was what you wanted...

That's...

Thanks for the offer, Stanley.

But I did have other plans.

No, of course.

But it sounds pretty cool.

Obviously only if it was what you wanted.

You know, do give it some thought.

Yeah.

I should go.

But thank you for...

My pleasure.

Thanking you.

That was really cool.

Yeah, pretty cool.

Perhaps it was just the wrong crowd.

Yeah, that's got to be it. Wrong crowd.

Always the wrong fucking crowd.

You got a fag?

Yep.

Yep. Sure.

There you go.

So kind.

No worries.

It's not like they're expensive or anything.

What happened to your lip?

I just banged it.

How?

I walked into a door.

Shit, really?

Were you drunk?

I'm always drunk.

Yeah?

Speaking of that will you stick around for a drink later?

Yeah! Do you mind grabbing some for us?

Because we didn't get served at the bar.

Tulip showed them her fake ID

and it's shit.

I told her to get the expensive one, but she's too cheap.

Wait, what?

Oh, don't worry.

We stole someone's beer and downed it in the toilet.

Okay.

So you're not at uni?

No.

Yeah. No, it's fine. No worries.

You're not at school, are you?

No! No, don't worry.

Don't worry.

We're not at school.

Not today, anyway.

What?

Tulip tells me you fucked all night.

No, we didn't.

And your cock was like, ugh!

Tulip what the fuck? Stop telling people that.

Do you know how much trouble I could get into?

How old are you? Nothing happened.

Charlie, I didn't...

We didn't do anything.

We didn't...

Charlie!

I'm coming.

This is not a love triangle, okay?

Nothing happened, right?

This isn't Twilight or whatever the fuck you guys are watching these days.

What the fuck is wrong, Tulip?

Jesus.

You forgot your smokes.

So, did something happen?

I can't really tell.

We snogged.

Still, could have put the guy out of his misery,

told him your legal.

I think the poor fuck thought you were twelve.

Not that anyone would care if you were.

Finn.

Yeah.

Do you always have to embarrass me?

Don't worry. You do it to yourself.

Come on.

This guy was just standing there

staring at me and I was like,

"What the fuck you looking at?"

And he literally ran away.

He ran away?

Yeah, he did.

So great.

Oh my god.

I have the best idea.

It's the most amazing thing I ever thought of.

Ever.

You know what I'm going to say.

Let's call Ellen.

Why Ellen?

Because, she always has money.

And she will bring drinks and food.

That's because her dad died.

And?

You didn't get any money when your mum died.

Come on.

Please.

Oh, hey, Ellen.

Hey.

How nice to see you.

How are you?

Great, how are you?

Good, thank you.

Looking good.

Hi, Tulip.

Hi, Ellen.

Did you bring everything I asked for?

Yes.

My mum had a party last week

and there was loads of shit left, so...

Why wasn't I invited?

It was like a family thing.

But you should have come because my mum loves you.

Yeah, and I love your mum.

You can have her.

Then I will take her.

Okay?

What happened to your eye?

She hit me.

Tulip?

Yeah, I know. What a bitch.

And then she tried to suck off some old guy's metal detector.

Tulip, you're such a whore!

That's why she got this one.

Can I have one of them?

Yeah, do you want a beer as well?

Back in a sec.

Are you going for a shit?

Such a fucking bitch...

What? I fucking invited you...

You think you can treat me... -Don't test me!

What the fuck wrong with you?

What happened?

No idea.

At least we got a few drinks.

Come on.

Come on.

Delicious.

So good.

Very classy.

Oh, god.

Finn, do you ever think about leaving home?

What do you mean?

I did leave home, silly.

That's why I live with you.

Do you think this red wine has powers?

No.

I think it does.

You said the same thing the other day, after...

Yeah. You should have seen the state of her.

You hit her back?

Yeah.

You wouldn't?

No, but Finn that's your mum.

Yeah, but she hit me first.

I don't know.

I don't know if I could do that.

You should try it.

It feels good.

No, Finn, I don't know if I could do that.

It depends who you want to be.

Where does he keep his money?

I don't know.

We need some more booze.

Do you think he'll miss this?

Yes.

It's too big anyway.

What am I?

You're a pig.

Oink oink.

It's too perfect.

I'm going to get you, you greedy little pig!

I'm a greedy pig, and I'm going to eat you!

Do you remember when we used to sleep in here?

It was ages ago.

Back before my uncle moved in,

and it was still the spare room.

You still had long hair.

And he still slept on the sofa half the time.

I guess he always has been around.

Sure he has.

Ew.

Oh fuck.

He's having sex? With who?

I don't know! I thought he was just

miserable and heartbroken.

Who the fuck would do that out of choice?

Fuck knows.

Okay, here's a question:

who do you hate more,

uncle or dad?

That's a hard choice.

I mean my uncle is a bit of a loser.

Sure.

But Kevin,

he just walks into my room sometimes.

No fucking way!

Seriously. He did it this morning.

He just walks in and starts

pulling my hair, just because I had a photo of my mum up.

He did what?

It's fine.

No.

No!

That's exactly what I was talking about, Tulip.

Do you want to be a fucking pussy forever?

No.

Finn?

We could go somewhere else.

What do you mean, Piglet?

Like a different shop?

I mean, we could,

we could leave tonight

and just go somewhere else.

Where would we go?

Anywhere.

There is nowhere

to fucking go.

You complete, and utter idiot.

Oh my god.

What a pervert.

We should go.

This is even sicker than I thought.

Finn, let's fucking get out of here.

Let's go. I don't want to stay now.

Do it.

I dare you.

Happy?

Who are you?

I'm... Tulip.

Say your name is Rose.

Please?

My name is Rose.

Where did we meet?

About an hour ago.

On the beach.

Where the man sells ice cream.

You bought me an ice cream,

and then you invited me back to your mansion.

And the rest is history.

You wanted this from the moment we met.

I saw the way you sucked on that Calippo.

Yes...

It made me think about

what might be between your legs.

What might that be?

Something very...

very cold.

Fuck! -Fuck.

Bloody hell...

Tulip.

Get out.

Get out.

Now.

Get out of my room.

Chop chop, come on.

Get out.

So go on then.

Come on, then.

Hit me.

Come on.

If that is what you want to do.

If you're going to punish me.

Fucking hit me.

Why...

Why are you always fucking with my life?

I'm sorry.

I was just joking.

Oh, god!

You scared me. Alright?

Oh, I was joking!

I see that you found the masks.

They're scary, aren't they?

We're DJing at a fancy dress thing next week

and Mark thought it'd be funny if we wore them.

That's it.

I mean, you really shouldn't have been

in my room.

Sorry.

It's fine. No problem.

Nobody's hurt or anything, so...

You two are just up to no-good.

If you want to borrow them,

you can totally do that.

I just have to have them back. Obviously, for the gig.

By next weekend. But apart from that...

Thanks.

Thanks, man.

I won't tell anyone.

Okay.

What's that?

Oh, it's our stuff.

Why is my sleeping bag over here?

Forget it.

Oh my god, Finn,

did you just piss yourself?

What the fuck?

That fucking hurt.

Did it?

What the fuck was that about?

With you and Stanley.

What do you mean?

You know what I mean.

He's such a weird guy.

Right?

Is he?

I don't know, Finn.

Is he?

Don't worry about it, Piglet.

I don't.