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- Are you leaving?
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I was gonna make us cookies.
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- I'm on a diet, green
juice and that's it.
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- Okay,
you're always on a diet.
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- It's called
being healthy,
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not like you know
anything about that.
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- It's called
hating everything good
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about life, like cookies.
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- Listen,
there's something
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that we need to talk about.
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- Okay, don't tell me
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that you hate sex now, too.
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- No, I don't hate sex.
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- Okay, good.
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- I just hate it with you.
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- Oh.
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- It's nothing personal,
I'm just now realizing it,
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I'm not physically
attracted to you.
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You're really just not my type.
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- No, I get it, it's like
I'm cool, but I'm ugly.
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- I didn't say that.
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- But you meant it.
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- Just to me.
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I'm sure there are
plenty of guys out there
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that'll find you attractive,
I'm just not one of them.
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- Wow.
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- I think it's
just, like, the fact
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that I'm much hotter than you.
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Like, normally with most
guys, we're both hot,
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but with you, I'm
just, like, the prize.
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You're like a Winnie-the-Pooh,
adorable but with a tummy,
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and you never have pants on.
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I just wanted you to understand
where I was coming from
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because I'd be an asshole
if I didn't explain it.
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- Right, right, right,
right, you'd be an asshole
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if you didn't tell
me how much I suck.
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- Exactly, see?
- Yeah.
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- I'm glad you get it.
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I mean, it'd be one thing
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if you had a great
personality, but-
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- Oh, this is a
really good talk.
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- You're funny, but you're rude,
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and you really shouldn't
be rude if you're fat.
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- Leave now.
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- You see, you're
trying to kick me out
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when I'm just trying to
give you some honesty.
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- You're right,
I'm the asshole here.
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- Well, goodbye, Zack.
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I hope you can get
your life together.
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- I hope you live a happy life
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with all the green
juice you desire.
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I hate men.
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- I mean, he's not
wrong, sorry, just,
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you've been a little all
over the place lately.
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All right, I'll be
honest, you're a mess.
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You've turned into a
complete degenerate, Zack.
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- A degenerate?
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- Like, you're wearing
clothes from middle school,
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like that hat from
Camp Bernstein.
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You stopped going
there when you were 14.
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- Yeah, but I have great
memories there, Kenny.
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- All right, well, you know,
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can't you have great memories
and get some new clothes?
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If I hadn't walked in on you
fucking a dude on my couch,
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I would have never
guessed that you are gay.
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- Well, I am, and
also I'm sorry,
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and also I'm sorry I never
said sorry until right now.
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- Hey, it was two years ago.
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- I'm sorry.
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- All right, look, I love you,
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but this whole thing you got
going on is really not okay.
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You've got to seriously
figure your life out,
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and soon, because I'm
tired of paying your rent.
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- Yeah, but it's just
until I sell my book-
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- No, Zack, it's
been a year, dude.
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I've been paying it for a year.
You've gotta get a job.
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I've been looking for someone
to manage my social media-
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- No, no, I'd rather die,
plus my 112 followers need me
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to tell them about vampires, so.
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- All right, well, then
just find something
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that makes you happy, please.
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- Miss Kitlin's office.
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Yes, please hold.
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Miss Kitlin's office.
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Yes, of course, all right.
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Miss Kitlin's office.
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Yes, I will let her know.
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Yes, of course, bye.
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- Lunch?
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- I can't, Margie's got a
client coming in during lunch.
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- Hmm, typical.
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- I will eat later.
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- You always say that.
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- I will.
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- Mm-mm, you need to eat.
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You're looking like "Jack and
the Beanstalk,"
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and I'm not talking about Jack.
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- I look like a
beanstalk, hilarious.
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- What about drinks afterwards?
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- I'm meeting Eric.
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- Oh, are you still dating him?
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- He's my boyfriend.
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- He's so boring, my
god, he's so boring
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that I daydream about sleeping
when I'm talking to him.
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- It's not like he's a new guy.
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We've been together
for two years.
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- And every day is
another mistake.
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- That is just your opinion.
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- No, you think that too, okay?
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You just date because
he's safe, and guess what?
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He won't break up with
you and you love that
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because you can't deal
well with rejection.
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- How do you know that?
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- Oh, please, I see how
upset you get every day
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when Margie hates on your ideas.
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- Well, I'm very happy, so.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, deal with that.
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- Okay, well, one day
you're gonna be married
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with four cats, with no plans
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for the 12th Friday in
a row except for Netflix
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and that god-awful
stew he makes.
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- Oh, god, not stew.
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- Can you just trust me, okay,
'cause I can see the future.
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That's why I'm your best friend.
- Oh, you are?
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- Oh, yes, honey,
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people just wish they
were as lucky as you.
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- Uh-huh, I bet.
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- Zack, come in here.
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- Ooh, you gotta go, have fun.
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- Having so much fun.
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- Zack, sit.
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- Yes, Margie.
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- There's a showcase tonight
and I need you to go for me.
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- Yes, absolutely.
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- But they're paying me to go,
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so the check that you get needs
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to be on my desk
tomorrow morning.
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- Yep, you've got it.
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- And Zack.
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- Yes, Margie?
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- Don't call in anyone.
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I'm tired of you believing
in people, it's exhausting.
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- I don't get it, you've
liked every single person
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that I've brought in.
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- Yes, and I haven't signed
a single one of them.
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- And I don't understand why.
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- And you'll never
understand, just leave now.
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- You got it.
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- Why'd you have
to start dating an actress?
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They're the worst.
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- Oh, stop, she's
cool, you'll like her.
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- Chances are I'll hate her.
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I hated the last actress I met.
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- Are you talking about
the time you threw up
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on Michelle Pfeiffer at brunch?
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- She was so rude and
I said I was sorry.
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- You weren't
even sitting near her.
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- Okay, but I was
trying to get outside,
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and then she shrieked
and screamed.
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I hated her, I hate actresses,
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and I don't know
why you date them.
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- Wait, what about me?
You like me, right?
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- Yes, Peter, I like you,
you're not an actress.
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- Yeah, but you'd
still like me even
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if I wasn't dating Chloe?
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- Yeah, once again,
you're not an actress
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so it doesn't really
make sense, okay?
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Anyway, I'm gonna go get drunk.
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- Do you mean you're
gonna go get a drink?
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- I mean what I mean.
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- Wait, can
one of you tell me
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if he actually hates me or not?
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- So, yeah, I think,
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I think the plant is dying.
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- Well, why did that story
take 20 minutes to explain?
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- Well, 'cause that's
how I found out.
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You see, it started last
week when I bought it, and-
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- Oh, I don't need
to hear it again.
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- Oh, oh.
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I made us reservations
at Danny's after.
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- Who makes a
reservation at Danny's?
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- I do, it's Danny's
Tuesday, or did you forget?
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- No, I didn't forget.
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I'm gonna go grab a drink, okay?
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I'll be right back, okay?
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- I don't have any money.
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I thought I did, but I don't.
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- You already drank that drink.
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- I know, and I'm sorry, but
I just don't have any money.
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- You did know.
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I've never seen anyone drink
a beer that quickly before.
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It was like watching
Charlie Sheen or something.
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- That's not only offensive
to the Charlie Sheen,
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but also to me.
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- Is there a problem here?
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- Yeah, I don't have any money,
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so I can't pay this
delightful bartender.
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- Screw you, dumb-ass.
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- Ha, see, he's just delightful.
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- If I cover his beer,
can this all be over,
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and get my glass of rose?
- Sure.
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- Then done.
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- Oh, my knight in
shining armor, it seems.
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- Mm, honestly, I
just want my drink.
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- Well, thank you either way.
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- You're welcome.
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- I'm Zack.
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Is my name that funny?
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Like, I know Zs are
hilarious, but still.
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- No, my name is Zack, as well.
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- Oh, okay.
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What do you know,
two guys named Zack.
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- Well, I'm sure there
are way more than two.
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- No, I meant,
like, right here, right now.
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- Right, I was joking.
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- Very funny.
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- Sure, yeah, no, terrible.
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- It was really bad,
I can't lie to you.
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- Here's your wine.
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- Thank you.
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Well, I gotta get
back to my boyfriend.
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- Oh, shit, I was gonna
ask you out for a drink.
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- Didn't I just buy you one?
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- Right, so I owe you one.
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- Right, yes, yes, you owe,
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yeah, I think you should
pay me back sometime.
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- Okay, tomorrow, Dingbat.
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- Is that the name of the bar,
or are you calling me a dingbat?
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- That's the name of
the bar, my friend.
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- Ah, friend-zoning me already.
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- Okay, someone has a boyfriend.
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- Oh, well, someone seems
to be very straight.
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- Oh, this someone has
clearly been flirting
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with you for the
past five minutes.
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- Your shoes are very straight.
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- Well, they are
gay, as am I, so.
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- I've gotta go, but
tomorrow, the Dingbat, nine?
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- Nine it is.
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- Bring some money.
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- I'll find some somewhere.
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- She's great, right?
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- I know you're actually
dating the only talented girl
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in the showcase.
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- I know, showcases are whack.
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- Because you've
been to so many-
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- Yeah, more than you have.
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- She's really great.
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- What about their pancakes?
249
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That's just uncouth,
it's dinnertime.
250
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,785
- She was great.
251
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,021
We all know I could have
sung the song even higher,
252
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,724
in a higher key, I
could have done it,
253
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,058
and, like, I think we
know that, right, guys?
254
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,563
- Hey.
255
00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:42,463
- Cupcake.
256
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,635
You were a sensation, truly.
257
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,736
These are my friends,
258
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,937
Chloe and Peter.
- Hi.
259
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:50,739
- Hi.
260
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,139
- You were really good.
261
00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:55,042
- Thank you so much,
and you must be Zack.
262
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,945
- Hi, it's nice to meet you.
263
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,582
- You too, thanks
for coming, you guys.
264
00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:02,216
I really appreciate it.
265
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,917
- You guys want to
grab dinner or something?
266
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,219
- Love to.
267
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:12,393
- Are you sure
you're not hungry?
268
00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,763
- Yeah, not for anything
from here, at least.
269
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,098
That girl, Lily Avalon,
she was really good.
270
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,635
- I just thought the whole show
was a little bit of a bore.
271
00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:22,102
We could have been
doing something fun,
272
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,774
like binging that DVD set of
hawks flying I just bought.
273
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,441
- Oh, wow, there's
a DVD set of that?
274
00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:29,511
- Yes, hours of hawks flying
275
00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:32,846
around the world,
pretty awesome.
276
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,348
- It sounds awesome.
277
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,085
You know, I have to go
to these things for work.
278
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,487
- So quit your job.
I can provide for both of us.
279
00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:42,122
I make plenty from my job.
280
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,259
- It's not about the money,
I mean, I love what I do.
281
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,462
- Zack, I want to talk
to you about something.
282
00:13:48,596 --> 00:13:49,963
- Okay.
283
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:50,864
- I love you.
284
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,333
- I know.
285
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,703
- And.
286
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,637
- Oh, my god.
287
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:56,837
- Ever since I met you,
288
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,906
I knew we had
something very good.
289
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,140
- Please don't do this.
290
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,743
- You're such a special person
291
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,545
and I love every moment
we spend together.
292
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:04,845
- Just stand up right now.
293
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:09,316
- So Zackary Noah Mandel,
will you marry me?
294
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,352
- I don't want to eat
your fucking stew!
295
00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,887
- My stew?
296
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,057
- Yes, the stew that
you're gonna make me eat
297
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,860
until the end of
time, and I die.
298
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:20,994
Please sit down.
- Zack.
299
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,296
- I can't do this,
I can't marry you.
300
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,364
- Zack.
301
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,566
- Yeah, I think we
need to break up.
302
00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,466
- What?
303
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,568
- I think we should break up.
304
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,102
I need for us to
break up right now.
305
00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,904
- This is not how I
thought this was gonna go.
306
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,174
- This just isn't working,
can't you feel that at all?
307
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,543
- I just asked you to marry me.
308
00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:38,946
- God, you're a really nice guy,
309
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,382
Eric, but I need
to be with someone
310
00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:46,353
that makes me laugh, someone
who wants to go someplace
311
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,357
that isn't Danny's, and who
wants to have sex somewhere
312
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:53,026
that isn't just the bedroom
every once in a while.
313
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,095
- That's just irresponsible.
314
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,498
- I am really sorry, I'm gonna,
315
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,502
I'm just not gonna
do this anymore.
316
00:15:02,837 --> 00:15:04,204
I'm gonna go pack my things.
317
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,507
- I don't know what to say.
318
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,575
- Don't say anything, please.
319
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,110
Bye, Eric.
320
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,088
- What's bugging you?
321
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,290
- Nothing.
322
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,530
- You are the worst
liar, like, really bad,
323
00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:29,898
so spit it out or shit it out.
324
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,132
- What the hell is that saying?
325
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,602
- I just made it
up, it's terrible.
326
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:35,469
- Yeah.
327
00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,539
- But still, just tell me.
328
00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,810
- Fine, I met a cute guy.
329
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,745
- Ooh, I love when
stories start this way.
330
00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:45,946
- And then he paid for my drink.
331
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,582
- Even better.
332
00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:48,850
- And then he was like,
333
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,852
"I need to get back
to my boyfriend."
334
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,187
- Ooh, bummer.
335
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,154
- Major bummer.
336
00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,089
- I'm sorry, Z.
337
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,725
Listen, if there's one thing
338
00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,928
I've learned working after
hours at Land of Donut,
339
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,397
it's that people will
find their sweatshirt.
340
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:06,033
It's just in the lost
and found, in the back.
341
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,502
- What does that mean?
342
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,937
Why do you work there
343
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,606
when you have a full-time
job at a magazine?
344
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:15,108
Anyway, though, we are hanging
out tomorrow, I'm excited.
345
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,744
- Ooh, see, there's hope.
346
00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:19,213
Just don't be a homewrecker.
347
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,783
As I always say, a home to
wreck is not yours to wreck.
348
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,885
- He didn't seem happy.
349
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,987
- Just take it day by
day, as I always say.
350
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,524
- Okay, day by day.
351
00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,594
That's seems like
a good approach.
352
00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,236
- What did I say?
353
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,370
- Not to call anyone in.
354
00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,507
- And what did you do?
355
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,175
- I promise you, she is
very, very talented, she's-
356
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,345
- I don't care if she can
spin dishes on her nipples.
357
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,981
I told you I didn't
want to see anyone.
358
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,081
- Sure.
359
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,517
- This is your last
warning, Mandel.
360
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,552
I don't build careers.
361
00:16:57,685 --> 00:17:00,020
No one else, or you're fired.
362
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,557
If I send you to a
showcase, just watch it.
363
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,626
Don't let your stupid
heart get involved.
364
00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:07,261
- But you'll see her?
365
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,798
- I will see her, but
she'd better be good.
366
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,266
- I'll schedule her
for tomorrow at three.
367
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,500
- Fine, get out.
368
00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:19,707
- What's going on?
369
00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:20,642
- What do you mean?
370
00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,010
- Why are you answering my chats
371
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,645
with periods instead
of exclamation points?
372
00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:24,913
- What, do I usually
use exclamation points?
373
00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,915
- Yes, always, it's
hard to understand
374
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,683
what could be that exciting.
375
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:29,951
- Shh, keep it down.
376
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,554
- What is going on?
377
00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,121
Tell me, tell me, tell me.
378
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,188
- I broke up with Eric.
379
00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:37,959
- Oh, my god,
hell, yes.
380
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,360
Yes, yes, yes, this is amazing.
381
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,563
Oh, my god, hell, yes.
382
00:17:41,696 --> 00:17:42,864
- Please tell me how you feel.
383
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,866
- Yes, oh, that's
the best news ever.
384
00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:47,100
Okay, we're going out tonight
and we're celebrating.
385
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,403
- Okay, that sounds like
fun, but I cannot tonight.
386
00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:52,139
- The hell you can't,
what's more important than me?
387
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,073
- A date?
388
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,275
- Zackary, are you for real?
389
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,476
- The realest.
390
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,212
- Hold up, so you broke
up with Eric yesterday
391
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,314
and suddenly you have a date?
392
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,114
- Mm-hmm.
393
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,349
- You're worse than me.
394
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,952
- I don't
know what to tell you.
395
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,252
Why is this thing
always out of ink?
396
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,087
- You need a break, okay,
you need to be single.
397
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,690
- It's good, I promise.
398
00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:09,857
Something clicked last night,
399
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:12,259
and I could clearly
see two things.
400
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,294
- Okay.
401
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,730
- Eric and I couldn't
go on any longer,
402
00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,164
and Zack deserved a real date.
403
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,967
- Yeah, you do deserve
a real date, mm-hmm.
404
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,502
- No, his name is Zack,
too, I'm talking about him.
405
00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:22,604
- You're joking, right?
406
00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:23,938
- No, I think it's cute.
407
00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:27,140
- No, it's weird as
hell, that's what it is.
408
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,409
You can't date somebody
with your own name.
409
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:30,712
How is that gonna work?
410
00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,112
Tell me, what about during sex?
411
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,082
So you're really gonna
be calling his name,
412
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,449
but in reality, it's your name?
413
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,751
What, that's confusing.
414
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:39,386
- No, it's kind of awesome.
415
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,089
You love it.
416
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,092
- You know what, I ain't gonna
lie, it is kind of awesome.
417
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,460
I wish I could scream
out my name during sex.
418
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,128
- See?
- You know what I'm gonna do?
419
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,329
- What?
420
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,832
- I'm gonna change
Cameron's name to Ava.
421
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,165
- Please don't tell
me who or what-
422
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,134
- Cameron's my toothbrush.
- Okay.
423
00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:19,827
- Oh, my god, I am
so sorry, are you?
424
00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,328
Oh, my god, Zack?
425
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,195
- Oh, god.
426
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,330
- Are you okay?
427
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,566
- Oh, no, I'm fine.
428
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,167
- Oh, shit, no, you are not.
429
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,803
That is a lot of blood, sorry.
430
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,105
Here, here, there, you put that-
431
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,941
Oh, god, did that hurt?
432
00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:35,677
- Gosh, that hurts.
433
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:36,611
- Okay, you know what?
434
00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,245
We gotta get you to a hospital.
435
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,548
- Okay, let's
just, like, wrap this up.
436
00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:41,749
I'll see you another time.
437
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,250
- Nope, are you kidding?
I'm coming with you.
438
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,053
- What if I
don't want you to come?
439
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,054
- Honestly, I really don't care.
440
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,320
I might have just
broken your nose.
441
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,790
I owe you some company, down.
442
00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:50,658
Okay.
443
00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:54,896
- Paging Dr. Patel.
444
00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:56,064
Please go to room 204-
445
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,066
- Make sure to keep
pressure on it.
446
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,767
I think that's what
they say to do.
447
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,037
- I think
that's for open wounds,
448
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:03,905
not for broken bones.
449
00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:09,177
- I'm sorry, not exactly
an expert on this.
450
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,511
- What are you an expert in?
451
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,412
- Writing, I write books.
452
00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,582
- Really,
what have you written?
453
00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:18,619
- Well, okay, well, nothing's
been published as of yet.
454
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,555
- Oh, wow, a wannabe writer.
455
00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:21,856
Okay, I have to get out of here.
456
00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:24,058
- Okay, okay, but
I'm good, I promise.
457
00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:25,358
- I believe you.
458
00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:29,463
So give me a synopsis.
459
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:31,032
- You don't want to hear that.
460
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:33,601
- Yes, I
do, come on, bring it.
461
00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:36,104
- Okay, so there's
this kid named William,
462
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,640
and Will's dad goes on
a trip every few months
463
00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:41,175
for weeks at a time,
464
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:44,178
so Will becomes suspicious
of the trips, like,
465
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:47,615
why can't he reach his
dad whenever he leaves?
466
00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,350
So on the night of
Will's 18th birthday,
467
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:53,453
he decides to follow his dad
and see where he ends up.
468
00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,889
- Okay,
where does he end up?
469
00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:55,790
- In Romania.
470
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,458
- What,
why- why in Romania?
471
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,763
- Because his dad is
a hunter of a being
472
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:05,833
that only lives in
Romania, the vampire.
473
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:09,837
- You're shitting me.
474
00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:11,139
- I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
475
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,807
And I know it sounds
a little cheesy,
476
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,042
but I've done a ton of research,
477
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:17,145
so all the vampire mythology
478
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,746
that you could even imagine.
479
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,515
So when Will gets there,
480
00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:24,384
it turns out that his family
is a long line of hunters,
481
00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:27,387
so his dad decides to
train him next in line,
482
00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:31,058
and then Will and his dad
decide to go on a journey
483
00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:35,863
to kill the last living
vampire, Vlad Dracula himself.
484
00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:41,334
- It's really cool,
kind of oddly sexy, too.
485
00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,272
- Yeah, I mean, hopefully
it'll be a series,
486
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,641
and then, god willing,
someone will buy it
487
00:21:46,774 --> 00:21:51,179
and turn it into a movie and
just make me a ton of money.
488
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,847
- Oh, god, wouldn't
that be nice?
489
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,282
- Yeah.
490
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,349
- So what's it called?
- "Undeath in the Family."
491
00:21:58,085 --> 00:21:59,253
- Oh,
god, I love that,
492
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,856
but it
really hurts to laugh.
493
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,992
- Oh, yeah, how's the nose?
494
00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,194
- Yeah, I think it's okay.
495
00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:13,100
- So could I ask you
an awkward question?
496
00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:15,903
Does your boyfriend know that
you're here with me tonight?
497
00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:20,675
- We broke up last
night, actually, so.
498
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,211
- I'm- I'm sorry.
499
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,881
I'm here for you,
seriously, I am.
500
00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:29,482
- Thank you.
501
00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:34,021
It's okay, it had
to end, he proposed.
502
00:22:34,155 --> 00:22:35,056
- No, he didn't.
503
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:35,923
- Yes.
504
00:22:36,057 --> 00:22:37,325
- This was all last night?
505
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:40,127
- Mm-hmm, last night,
and then went home,
506
00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:41,461
packed up, and moved out.
507
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,231
- Wow.
508
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,901
This is a lot to take in.
509
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,170
- You mean for a first date?
510
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,671
- So this is a date?
511
00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:52,907
- Well, I don't know,
512
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,076
I wouldn't call this
a first date, exactly.
513
00:22:56,878 --> 00:23:00,948
Yeah, if you want to try again
sometime soon, you could.
514
00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:04,051
Maybe try not to break
my nose next time.
515
00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:06,754
- Okay.
516
00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:09,857
- Okay.
517
00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:13,895
- Hello.
518
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,234
- Should I stay?
519
00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:23,638
- Yeah, you've come this far.
520
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,240
Oh, god, you all right?
521
00:23:30,177 --> 00:23:31,946
- Well, at
least it's not broken.
522
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,515
- Well, I mean, you did your
best, but I am unbreakable.
523
00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:35,983
- Okay.
524
00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:40,388
- You know, I should
probably get home.
525
00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:43,891
It's getting really late
and I gotta work tomorrow.
526
00:23:44,025 --> 00:23:44,892
- Where's home?
527
00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:50,564
- Right now I'm living in a
hotel, just for a few days.
528
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:53,433
I'm already looking for
a new place, though.
529
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:54,969
- Well, can I walk you home?
530
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,605
- You don't have to do that.
531
00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:01,008
- I've come this far.
532
00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:04,845
- All right, well, this way.
533
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:10,450
Do you have any really
irrational fears?
534
00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:14,288
- Like, so many,
like, sometimes I have a dream
535
00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:15,656
that I'm actually-
536
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:40,815
- This is you?
537
00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:44,452
- Well, this is a hotel, I'm me.
538
00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:49,056
I'll see you tomorrow?
539
00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,360
- Yeah, I'll pencil you in.
540
00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:55,396
Just kidding, my
day's completely open.
541
00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:57,698
- Good night, Zack.
542
00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:58,899
- Good night.
543
00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:12,146
- What do you mean that you're
gonna see him again tonight?
544
00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,714
- I mean I'm gonna
see him again tonight.
545
00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,182
- But he almost broke your nose.
546
00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:16,984
- I know, but he stayed
with me the entire night.
547
00:25:17,118 --> 00:25:18,386
I mean, how sweet is that?
548
00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,688
- First sour, then sweet,
like a Sour Patch Kid.
549
00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,956
- Mm.
550
00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:23,524
- You know what, you can
make your stupid decisions
551
00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:25,359
on your own, don't
listen to me at all.
552
00:25:25,493 --> 00:25:27,261
Can you hold, please?
553
00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,362
- Knock, knock,
hey, Zack,
554
00:25:28,496 --> 00:25:29,897
if it isn't my favorite agent.
555
00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:31,065
- So good to see you.
556
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,099
Congrats on the new
season dropping.
557
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,868
And you too, Jeffrey, wow.
558
00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,736
Never thought that "Warlock
Academy" could get that deep,
559
00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:36,737
but I was wrong.
560
00:25:36,871 --> 00:25:38,272
- Thank you, man.
561
00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:39,940
- Also I'm still an
agent's assistant.
562
00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:41,175
- Margie still
hasn't promoted you?
563
00:25:41,308 --> 00:25:43,377
- No.
- What a venomous bitch.
564
00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,112
Honestly, we should just
have you be our agent
565
00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:46,847
and leave that queen to rot.
566
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,417
- Zack, why didn't you tell me
567
00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,818
my two favorite
clients are here?
568
00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:52,753
- Margie.
569
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:56,924
Such a pleasure to see
you, you look fantastic.
570
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:58,527
What's your skincare routine?
571
00:25:58,659 --> 00:26:00,895
- Margie, why haven't you
promoted my boy Zack yet?
572
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:02,963
- It's a discussion
we've been having.
573
00:26:03,097 --> 00:26:07,068
He's so close, like, how close
you are to winning an Oscar.
574
00:26:07,201 --> 00:26:08,235
- I haven't been nominated yet.
575
00:26:08,369 --> 00:26:11,205
- Exactly, why don't
you two come in?
576
00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,107
Coffee, Zack, now.
577
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,908
- Yes.
578
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,042
- Sorry, man, I tried.
579
00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:16,143
- It's just fine.
580
00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:25,286
- I mean, he's totally fine.
581
00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:28,022
It's like nothing ever happened.
582
00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:29,558
- That's just so-
583
00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,025
- Embarrassing,
it's embarrassing.
584
00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,493
- It's bad.
585
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:33,727
- Okay, but you're
missing the point.
586
00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:34,929
There's a huge issue here.
587
00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:36,230
- What's your issue?
588
00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:37,698
- I think I actually like him.
589
00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,333
- That's great news, Zack.
590
00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,135
- No, no, no, no,
it's the worst.
591
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:43,637
I like it better when I don't
like anyone or anything.
592
00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,739
- That's a terrible
way to live your life.
593
00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:47,576
I don't know where
I'd be without Peter.
594
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:50,478
- Aw, thanks, baby cakes.
595
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:51,412
I want a scone.
596
00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,116
- Ew.
597
00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,918
- As I always say, falling
off the love cliff is the
598
00:26:58,052 --> 00:26:59,620
only good cliff to fall from.
599
00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:00,955
- Okay, hold on.
600
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:04,158
Who said anything
about loving anyone?
601
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,292
I said like.
602
00:27:05,426 --> 00:27:08,429
- Mm-hmm, that's the first step.
603
00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:10,431
- Don't make me pour
my coffee on you.
604
00:27:10,565 --> 00:27:11,932
- Okay, first off,
you didn't get coffee
605
00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:12,833
because you're a coward.
606
00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,503
- It's so bitter!
607
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:15,836
- And secondly, that's
also why you're afraid
608
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,472
of actually liking
someone for once.
609
00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:19,907
Commitment, baby.
610
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,642
- Okay, but the fact
611
00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,477
that no one commits is
why I like the gay world.
612
00:27:23,612 --> 00:27:24,745
Most people aren't looking
613
00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,516
for anything serious,
it's perfect.
614
00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:30,651
- That's just
shallow and terrible.
615
00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,486
If I've learned one
thing at Land of Donut,
616
00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:35,289
it's that everyone
has their someone,
617
00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:38,792
even if it's just a box
of glazed, it's yours.
618
00:27:38,926 --> 00:27:39,827
- What's wrong with shallow?
619
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,495
I like shallow.
620
00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:43,164
- Wouldn't it be nice
621
00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:45,366
to actually let yourself feel
something for once, like,
622
00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:48,869
to actually indulge in those
feelings and just go for it?
623
00:27:50,104 --> 00:27:51,172
- That sounds like
the worst thing
624
00:27:51,305 --> 00:27:52,339
I've ever heard
in my entire life.
625
00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:56,545
- Anyway, there's something
I need to tell you.
626
00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:59,146
- Okay, I knew we were gonna
have this talk at some point.
627
00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:04,218
I know that your
feet are terrifying.
628
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,654
I've never seen
anything like them-
629
00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:07,388
- What, it's not about
that, it's good news.
630
00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:08,689
That girl I work with
631
00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:10,357
at the magazine is
dating a publisher,
632
00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:12,960
and I may have slipped him a
copy of your book last week.
633
00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:14,428
- Shut your whore mouth.
634
00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:15,996
- Don't call my
girlfriend a whore.
635
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,032
- It's true, and
Zack, he loved it.
636
00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:19,967
He wants to meet with you
next week, what do you think?
637
00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,870
- I think hell freaking
yeah, this is awesome.
638
00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:25,239
- It looks like things are
turning around for old Zackary.
639
00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,575
- Don't call me old Zackary.
640
00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:28,142
That sounds like I
live in a clock tower
641
00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:30,811
and ring the bell once a
day, but this is exciting.
642
00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:32,713
- It is, as I always say,
643
00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:34,915
good things come to those
who wait for the good things
644
00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:37,251
because they've been
waiting for them.
645
00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,353
- The saying is just, "Good
things come to those who wait."
646
00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:40,754
You complicated it so much.
647
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,323
- I don't think so, Zack.
648
00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,033
- Is that the girl
you called in?
649
00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:53,834
- Yeah.
650
00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,337
- She's spectacular.
651
00:28:58,005 --> 00:29:00,642
Margie's gonna kiss
you on the mouth.
652
00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:03,645
You've done good, kid,
that's what she'll say.
653
00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,012
- She's never said
that in her life.
654
00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:06,847
She will never say that.
655
00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,182
- You've done good, kid.
656
00:29:08,315 --> 00:29:09,917
- Wow.
657
00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:13,120
- Yes, I know, I'm just
as surprised as you.
658
00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:18,092
Maybe you're not a
gigantic waste of space.
659
00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:19,561
- Thank you for saying that.
660
00:29:19,694 --> 00:29:22,196
That is so sweet of you to say.
661
00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:23,764
- I am the queen.
662
00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:24,566
- Excuse me?
663
00:29:24,699 --> 00:29:26,767
- I said, I know.
664
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,835
- Oh, okay, great.
665
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,804
- You know, I have
had my eye on you.
666
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:33,608
Who knows, maybe one
day soon you'll be more
667
00:29:33,742 --> 00:29:35,744
than just an
assistant around here.
668
00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:37,411
- Thank you for that.
669
00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:38,479
- I am the queen.
670
00:29:38,613 --> 00:29:39,413
- Excuse me?
671
00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:40,649
- I said, you've earned it.
672
00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,584
- Oh, okay, well, thank you.
673
00:29:42,717 --> 00:29:43,784
- I am the queen.
674
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,386
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
675
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,255
- I said, get out of my office.
676
00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:50,759
- Okay, great, yes.
677
00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:52,126
This is pretty cool,
this is pretty cool.
678
00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,865
- Hi.
679
00:29:57,998 --> 00:29:58,799
- Hi.
680
00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,067
- How's the nose?
681
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,469
- Well, didn't get
a black eye, so.
682
00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:03,837
- That's great.
683
00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,339
- It is great, do
you want a drink?
684
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,874
- Yeah, I do.
685
00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:08,008
- Right, got you.
686
00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:09,310
- You didn't pay
for this, did you?
687
00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:10,545
- No, why, should I have?
688
00:30:10,679 --> 00:30:11,879
- No, I owe you a drink.
689
00:30:12,012 --> 00:30:12,781
Remember?
- Okay.
690
00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:13,548
Right, right, right, yes.
691
00:30:13,682 --> 00:30:14,481
- Cheers?
692
00:30:14,616 --> 00:30:15,249
- Cheers.
693
00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:18,886
- Hello, hello,
694
00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:20,555
hello.
695
00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:21,623
- Hi.
696
00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:25,492
- Hi, yes, a big hello.
697
00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:31,700
My name is Darlene Bat, and
I am the owner of this bar.
698
00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:34,101
- Oh, oh, your nickname
must be Dingbat.
699
00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:38,205
- No, god, my nickname is Mango.
700
00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:41,909
- Wait, what?
701
00:30:43,444 --> 00:30:44,579
- I'm just about to sing my set,
702
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:46,280
but I just had to
come over and say,
703
00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:50,317
oh, my god, you guys are
the most lovely couple
704
00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:51,919
I have ever seen in my life.
705
00:30:52,052 --> 00:30:53,220
- Oh, that's very nice,
706
00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:54,488
but we're not together.
- No, we're not actually-
707
00:30:54,622 --> 00:30:55,824
- Oh, shush, hush, hush.
708
00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:57,759
Oh, young love is so beautiful.
709
00:30:57,891 --> 00:30:59,293
- Thank you.
710
00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:04,098
- I remember Walter before
his untimely demise.
711
00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:05,933
- Oh, I'm sorry-
712
00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,535
- Oh, he's not dead,
he's just dead to me.
713
00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:13,675
I'm going to tell you
what my father told me
714
00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:15,777
and my sister when
we were sailing
715
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,478
in the middle of a hurricane.
716
00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:23,718
"Hold on to each other."
717
00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:27,921
Au revoir.
718
00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:29,189
- Enchantรฉ.
719
00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:29,957
- My god.
720
00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:34,395
Oh, my god.
721
00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,096
So is her sister okay?
722
00:31:38,165 --> 00:31:39,701
- Anyway, they made
it through the hurricane.
723
00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:40,702
- We don't know that.
724
00:31:40,835 --> 00:31:42,035
- Yeah,
she sounds great,
725
00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:43,370
honestly.
- Yeah.
726
00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:45,540
Really nice, I love
this- this key.
727
00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:52,446
That was a beautiful
and strange moment.
728
00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:55,382
- Yeah, we seem to have
a lot of those together.
729
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:56,283
- Yeah, we do.
730
00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,387
So should we do, like,
all that first date stuff
731
00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:02,956
we've never done
because, you know,
732
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,225
last night I almost
broke your nose.
733
00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:06,628
- Right, yeah.
- Yeah.
734
00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:08,429
- Fun memory, sure.
735
00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:11,766
- So where are you from?
736
00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,002
- Okay, I'm right up
from outside the city,
737
00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,004
but my dad is in Jersey.
738
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:17,806
- Okay.
739
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,106
- Mm-hmm, how about you?
740
00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:21,175
- I'm from the 'burbs of Philly.
741
00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:23,745
- Oh, all right, the Jersey
side or the Pennsylvania side?
742
00:32:23,878 --> 00:32:26,146
- Pennsylvania side,
and I still vote there,
743
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,817
'cause being in a swing
state's important to me.
744
00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:31,318
Also I have no clue
how to change it, so.
745
00:32:32,386 --> 00:32:34,021
- Do you have any siblings?
746
00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,990
- Yeah, I have a half
brother, his name's Kenny.
747
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:37,926
How about you?
748
00:32:38,058 --> 00:32:40,662
- Yeah, I have a younger sister.
749
00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:43,430
She's still in high
school, and, god,
750
00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:46,166
much smarter and wiser
than I'll ever be, so.
751
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,603
- Are you close
with your family?
752
00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:52,172
- Yeah, my sister and I,
we're pretty close, I'd say.
753
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:55,209
My dad and I, much
different story,
754
00:32:55,342 --> 00:33:00,147
but my mom, she, um...
755
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,349
passed away five years ago.
756
00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:03,585
- I'm really sorry.
757
00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:06,286
- How about you, you
have close family, or?
758
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:09,624
- Um, kind of, I mean,
my parents split up
759
00:33:09,757 --> 00:33:10,792
when I was really young,
760
00:33:10,925 --> 00:33:12,527
and the only thing
they can agree on is
761
00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,062
that I'm a massive screw-up,
so we don't talk that much.
762
00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,464
But I'm super close with Kenny.
763
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,601
- That's good, you're
not a screw-up.
764
00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:22,904
You're a struggling writer,
that's a big difference.
765
00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:25,038
- Thanks.
766
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,342
- Should we have another drink?
767
00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:30,244
- Well, I have to finish,
but I owe you one,
768
00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:31,846
so do you want one?
- Yes, please.
769
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:32,780
- Okay.
770
00:33:32,914 --> 00:33:33,882
- I mean, if you're paying.
771
00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,048
Well, I'll have
a double, please.
772
00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:35,917
- A double beer?
773
00:33:36,049 --> 00:33:37,519
- Yeah.
774
00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:40,187
- A double beer,
great, two beers, I guess.
775
00:33:45,827 --> 00:33:47,494
- Wow,
winter in the city.
776
00:33:47,629 --> 00:33:49,631
- Right, so pretty.
777
00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:52,366
- You ever notice how, like,
778
00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:55,102
everything is prettier
in the winter,
779
00:33:56,504 --> 00:34:01,041
like, the lights,
sky, or even people,
780
00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:02,810
with their cheeks flushed?
781
00:34:04,946 --> 00:34:06,213
- Your cheeks are
kind of flushed.
782
00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:06,948
- Are they?
783
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,048
- Uh-huh.
784
00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:09,182
- I'm sorry.
785
00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,652
- It's fine, Zack, it's cute.
786
00:34:12,554 --> 00:34:13,420
- It is?
787
00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,258
Goddammit.
788
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:19,493
- What?
789
00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:20,662
- I like you,
790
00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:24,231
and I'm trying so hard not to.
791
00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:27,535
- Why are you
trying hard not to?
792
00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:30,370
- Because I don't like
the way it makes me feel.
793
00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,840
Like, any second you're
gonna just get up,
794
00:34:32,974 --> 00:34:35,208
go away, run away,
never come back.
795
00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:36,109
- Zack.
796
00:34:39,714 --> 00:34:41,716
Yeah, that's what liking someone
is like, it's terrifying.
797
00:34:41,849 --> 00:34:44,919
All you want to do
is run.
798
00:34:45,053 --> 00:34:46,654
- Wait, so you feel it, too?
799
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:53,695
- Yes.
800
00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:56,664
Yes, I like you.
801
00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:02,704
Not easy, you know?
802
00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:04,072
Been a long, long time, too,
803
00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:06,139
like, years, since I
was in middle school.
804
00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,177
- Wow, me too, actually.
805
00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,345
- Yeah?
806
00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:13,948
- Yeah, Jewish sleep-away camp.
807
00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:15,449
- Oh.
808
00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,051
- I, yeah, I haven't
thought about it in forever.
809
00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:19,353
- I went to one of those.
- You did?
810
00:35:19,486 --> 00:35:22,690
- Yes, in the Poconos,
Camp Bernstein.
811
00:35:24,626 --> 00:35:26,193
- Shut the hell up.
812
00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,696
- There was this
kid I had a huge crush on.
813
00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,384
- I thought your
name was Anthony.
814
00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:52,687
- I always went by my last name.
815
00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,622
- I never knew your last name.
816
00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:55,857
- I never knew yours, either.
817
00:35:59,093 --> 00:35:59,861
- Wait, hold on.
818
00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:07,334
How do you taste the exact same?
819
00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,236
- Because I love
bubblegum toothpaste,
820
00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:11,471
even though it's really,
really bad for me.
821
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,509
- I don't believe you, wait.
822
00:36:14,642 --> 00:36:17,344
What musical did they do the
year that we were in camp?
823
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:18,846
- Okay, it's a trick question
824
00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,815
because they did the
same musical every year.
825
00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:22,249
They did "Annie" with all boys,
826
00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:25,720
it made no sense,
and you were Annie.
827
00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:27,155
You did the greatest rendition
828
00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:30,257
of "Tomorrow" I've
ever heard, I cried.
829
00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:32,060
- Well, I mean, five
minute standing ovation,
830
00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,594
but who's counting, you know?
831
00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:36,531
I don't believe it.
832
00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:39,767
- Me either, you
were my first kiss.
833
00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:42,503
- Yeah, you were mine, too.
834
00:36:42,637 --> 00:36:44,906
- I'm not gonna lie, I've
dreamt of us being together.
835
00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,343
- To be honest, I never
thought I would see you again.
836
00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:52,046
I don't really even
believe in fate
837
00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,281
or destiny or any of that shit.
838
00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:57,185
- Okay, but there are millions
839
00:36:57,317 --> 00:37:00,253
of people in New York
who we'll never see,
840
00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:03,157
and somehow out of those
millions of people,
841
00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,759
we're both here now.
842
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:08,462
Doesn't that strike you as fate
843
00:37:08,596 --> 00:37:11,065
or destiny or some
dumb shit like that?
844
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,036
- Out of all the
millions of people.
845
00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:16,369
- Yeah.
846
00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:34,254
- This scone is so unreal.
847
00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,224
It's absolutely unreal.
848
00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:39,493
- Mm, so, tell me,
how did your date
849
00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:42,029
with Zack go last night?
850
00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:45,398
- You are not gonna believe
this because I still don't.
851
00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:47,101
- Can you try me, because
I believed in Santa
852
00:37:47,235 --> 00:37:48,936
until I was a senior
in high school, so.
853
00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:50,738
What won't I believe?
854
00:37:52,707 --> 00:37:54,274
- Zack was my first kiss.
855
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,843
- No, he wasn't, you slut.
856
00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,613
- No, no, my actual first kiss.
857
00:37:58,746 --> 00:37:59,680
- Okay.
858
00:38:01,249 --> 00:38:02,850
- We were in middle
school at sleep-away camp
859
00:38:04,952 --> 00:38:06,319
at this really big dance,
860
00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:09,157
and he and I just kept
on looking at each other.
861
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,792
- Mm.
862
00:38:10,925 --> 00:38:13,426
- So he leaves, I follow him
out, and he takes my hand
863
00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:15,863
and he leads me down
to this lakeside.
864
00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:19,332
- Oh, god, it's literally
an LGBT young adult novel.
865
00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:22,435
- This was real, he and
I just talked and talked,
866
00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:27,141
and then we kissed,
and then the next day,
867
00:38:27,275 --> 00:38:29,442
the camp found out,
they called my parents.
868
00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:31,145
My dad came to pick
me up, took me away,
869
00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:32,613
and I never saw him again.
870
00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,314
- Oh, that's so crazy.
871
00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:37,285
Please tell me you're
gonna see him again.
872
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:38,886
- Yeah, tonight, I
just have to go back
873
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,721
to my old place, pick
up the rest of my stuff.
874
00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:43,891
- Mm-mm, do not fall into
that trap and go back to Eric.
875
00:38:44,025 --> 00:38:45,259
- What do you mean?
876
00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:47,295
- I know you don't
like feelings.
877
00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:51,265
- Well, they're terrifying, and
you know what is even worse,
878
00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:53,134
is to talk about
them, so let's not.
879
00:38:55,102 --> 00:38:58,438
- Oh, I know, but can you just
listen to me for a second?
880
00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:00,308
Can you just fall for someone
881
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,311
that you actually
care about for once?
882
00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:05,279
Even if it scares
you, you deserve love,
883
00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:06,981
so you shouldn't settle
for anything less.
884
00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,449
- Are you Dr. Feinman,
am I in therapy?
885
00:39:09,584 --> 00:39:11,319
- No, but come on, you
even settled for this job.
886
00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:13,721
We both know that you
should be doing more,
887
00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:15,189
so maybe just don't settle
888
00:39:15,323 --> 00:39:17,525
for somebody you
don't like anymore.
889
00:39:17,658 --> 00:39:19,727
- Okay, I can't talk about this.
890
00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:20,995
- Zack.
891
00:39:21,128 --> 00:39:22,362
- No, I'm serious, and
I gotta get to Eric's.
892
00:39:22,495 --> 00:39:23,731
I have to go when
he's not there,
893
00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:24,765
you know?
- Okay.
894
00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:25,967
Zackary, can you
just listen to me?
895
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,467
- I can't hear you,
wow, the music's on.
896
00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:28,536
I'll see you soon-
- Come on.
897
00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:29,570
Oh, my god.
- And Rihanna,
898
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:30,771
wow, this is amazing music.
899
00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,173
She's the best artist
of her generation.
900
00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:39,914
- Oh.
901
00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:42,116
- Oh, hi.
902
00:39:43,618 --> 00:39:45,086
- I didn't know
you were coming by.
903
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,687
- Yeah, no, I just, I'm sorry.
904
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:47,855
I came to grab my stuff.
905
00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:49,223
I thought you would
be at work, so.
906
00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:51,559
- Oh, I- I took off today.
907
00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:53,594
Your stuff's in the closet,
I packed it up for you.
908
00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,967
- You decided to spend
all day in your underwear?
909
00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,069
- Not exactly.
910
00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:04,372
- Really, Eric?
911
00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:07,775
- Your shampoo is really nice.
912
00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,977
I love that tea tree
stuff, it's so soothing.
913
00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:12,213
- What is this?
914
00:40:12,346 --> 00:40:14,382
- Oh, hi, I'm Danny.
915
00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:18,286
- Danny, his name is
Danny, wow.
916
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,821
I literally always thought you
wanted to fuck a Grand Slam.
917
00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,957
It turns out you have.
918
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:24,191
- This is the ex, right?
919
00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:26,360
Do you need me to knock him out?
- Knock me out?
920
00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,795
Okay, calm it down, glow.
921
00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:29,597
I'm gonna take my
things, I'm gonna go.
922
00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:31,599
I'm gonna grab the shampoo
that you used without asking.
923
00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:33,167
- It's really nice shampoo.
924
00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:34,602
You should get a
new razor, though.
925
00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:36,570
I used yours to shave
my unmentionables.
926
00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:37,571
- Eric.
927
00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,177
I'm not doing this.
928
00:40:43,311 --> 00:40:45,947
You know what, yeah, actually,
929
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,214
I wasn't gonna tell you anything
930
00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,316
because I didn't want
to hurt your feelings,
931
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:49,784
but I am seeing someone.
932
00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:51,085
Apparently feelings
don't matter to you,
933
00:40:51,218 --> 00:40:52,119
so there you go.
934
00:40:52,253 --> 00:40:54,088
- Oh, yeah, what-
what's his name?
935
00:40:54,221 --> 00:40:55,323
- Yeah, his name is Zack.
936
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,028
- You can't even think
of a different name other
937
00:41:01,162 --> 00:41:03,130
than your own to make up
for your fake boyfriend?
938
00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:04,799
That's so sad.
939
00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:06,167
- I'm not having this
conversation with you.
940
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,269
I'm taking my things,
and Zack is real.
941
00:41:08,402 --> 00:41:10,571
- Well, and so are
mermaids and narwhals.
942
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,673
- Narwhals are real!
943
00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:34,695
- You.
944
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:43,771
- Take me to
your place right now.
945
00:41:43,904 --> 00:41:45,206
- Okay.
- Okay.
946
00:41:53,581 --> 00:41:58,519
- I can't believe that
just happened.
947
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,087
- Yeah, I know.
948
00:42:03,157 --> 00:42:04,325
- I'm so hungry.
949
00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:06,961
Are you hungry?
950
00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:12,066
I have dumplings in the
fridge, I think, I'm gonna,
951
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,968
I'm gonna go get 'em.
952
00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:40,661
I feel like the dumpling sauce
953
00:42:40,795 --> 00:42:43,230
really makes a
dumpling, you know?
954
00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:44,131
- Mm-hmm.
955
00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,602
- Wait, why are you
getting dressed?
956
00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:50,304
- I got a workout class early.
957
00:42:50,438 --> 00:42:52,573
- Okay.
958
00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:53,874
Well, you could
leave from here,
959
00:42:54,008 --> 00:42:56,545
or, like, go later,
couldn't you?
960
00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,447
- I can't.
961
00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,148
- Can I see you sometime soon?
962
00:43:02,116 --> 00:43:03,851
- Maybe, I don't know.
963
00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,020
- Okay, well, my friends
are hanging out Sunday
964
00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,855
if you wanted to come.
965
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:11,125
- Yeah, I'll see.
966
00:43:11,258 --> 00:43:13,461
- Hey, what's going on?
967
00:43:13,594 --> 00:43:14,628
- Don't worry about it.
968
00:43:16,063 --> 00:43:18,432
I got a workout class
early, I told you.
969
00:43:18,567 --> 00:43:19,333
- Okay, it's just that-
970
00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:21,268
- No, I gotta go,
971
00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:26,073
and I will see you around.
972
00:43:28,642 --> 00:43:29,810
- What the fuck was that?
973
00:43:43,924 --> 00:43:45,226
What are you doing out here?
974
00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,266
- I'm scared.
975
00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:55,436
- Of the stoop?
976
00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:57,238
I swear it's meant
to be that color.
977
00:43:58,573 --> 00:44:01,242
- Not of the stoop, of you.
978
00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:03,811
- Of me?
979
00:44:03,944 --> 00:44:05,112
- Of falling in,
980
00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:09,183
you know, with you.
981
00:44:10,451 --> 00:44:13,254
- Okay, well, you came
out here an hour ago.
982
00:44:14,255 --> 00:44:15,624
You've been sitting in the cold,
983
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:18,225
I mean, what have
you even been doing?
984
00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:22,229
- I was thinking, and then
you came out to look for me
985
00:44:22,363 --> 00:44:25,032
'cause, yeah, 'cause
you knew I'd be here.
986
00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:26,568
That means something,
doesn't it?
987
00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:31,705
- Yes, I came out
here to look for you.
988
00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:36,377
Look, I want to
give this a chance.
989
00:44:36,511 --> 00:44:38,045
That's all I know for right now.
990
00:44:38,179 --> 00:44:39,581
- I just wish that
there was a way
991
00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:40,948
that we could test this,
992
00:44:42,651 --> 00:44:44,351
test us, just the
two of us, you know?
993
00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:48,722
- I know what we'll
do, but you,
994
00:44:48,856 --> 00:44:53,160
you can't run because I'm
fat and slow.
995
00:44:53,294 --> 00:44:56,730
I'd have to take an Uber
to catch you.
996
00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:02,069
Zack, do you want
to come back inside?
997
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:25,052
- It's just like Camp Bernstein.
998
00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:27,221
You did all of this for me?
999
00:46:28,989 --> 00:46:29,957
- For us.
1000
00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,980
- So when you said
that you looked
1001
00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:56,050
for me after we came home,
how did you look for me?
1002
00:46:58,753 --> 00:47:02,289
- Every way I knew how.
1003
00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:04,726
I even called the camp to
try to get your information.
1004
00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:05,794
- What?
1005
00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:07,127
- It was confidential.
1006
00:47:07,261 --> 00:47:09,863
I- I went back the
next summer to see IT,
1007
00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:13,702
but when you weren't
there, I never went back.
1008
00:47:16,036 --> 00:47:18,540
Losing you, it, yeah,
1009
00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:22,009
it broke my heart.
1010
00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,177
- Yeah, mine too.
1011
00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,749
- You know, I never stopped
looking for you, though.
1012
00:47:27,881 --> 00:47:30,184
Sometimes I'd do,
like, a Google search,
1013
00:47:30,317 --> 00:47:34,455
or a search on
Instagram, just looking.
1014
00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:37,659
- Oh, yeah, I did too.
1015
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:41,362
- That's why, baby, I
just want this to work.
1016
00:47:41,495 --> 00:47:42,664
- Wait, what did you just say-
1017
00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:45,399
- Okay, I said,
disgusting, I know, yeah,
1018
00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:46,668
it's really bad.
- Ew.
1019
00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:49,203
Yes, oh, wait.
- Okay, like.
1020
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,238
- I'm gonna close my
eyes, try it again
1021
00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:54,208
about something else.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1022
00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,876
Baby, can you pass the salt?
1023
00:47:56,009 --> 00:47:56,778
- Ugh.
1024
00:47:58,345 --> 00:47:59,012
- It's so bad.
1025
00:47:59,146 --> 00:48:00,080
- Gross.
1026
00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:01,315
It's so gross.
- It's so bad.
1027
00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:03,752
Okay, well, do you
have any ideas?
1028
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,522
- Well, I like
Short Stack for you.
1029
00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,022
- What, why?
1030
00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,924
- Because I said
so, Short Stack.
1031
00:48:12,727 --> 00:48:15,597
- For the record,
I'm average height.
1032
00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:16,964
- Hey, can I say something?
1033
00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:19,032
- Of course.
1034
00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:23,872
- I just want to
say that no matter
1035
00:48:24,004 --> 00:48:25,205
what happens between us,
1036
00:48:25,339 --> 00:48:27,908
I just want you to know
that these past few,
1037
00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:31,278
you've just made me happier
1038
00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:33,515
than I have felt
in a long time, so
1039
00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:36,584
I don't know how I'll
repay that to you,
1040
00:48:36,718 --> 00:48:39,153
or, you know, but thank you.
1041
00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:44,626
- You're everything I want.
1042
00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:29,804
- What the hell is
happening, you okay?
1043
00:49:31,338 --> 00:49:33,508
- This view really
makes you think
1044
00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:34,843
about everything that you are.
1045
00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:38,479
- What does that mean?
1046
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:43,150
- I don't know.
1047
00:49:43,283 --> 00:49:45,486
- This weekend has been so nice.
1048
00:49:46,487 --> 00:49:49,591
- Yeah, it's been amazing, but.
1049
00:49:53,494 --> 00:49:54,796
It's not real, though.
1050
00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:58,499
- Zack.
1051
00:49:58,633 --> 00:50:00,167
- I just, let me just get
through something, please.
1052
00:50:03,203 --> 00:50:04,004
- Okay.
1053
00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:15,349
- Yeah, I don't think
I know who I am, Zack.
1054
00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:18,720
You know exactly who you
are, and that's amazing, but
1055
00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:21,923
I- I thought I knew who I was,
1056
00:50:22,055 --> 00:50:26,728
and then it turns out I
have no fucking clue at all,
1057
00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:31,365
my job, my relationship,
suddenly it all seemed wrong,
1058
00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:33,001
like I was living a
life that wasn't mine,
1059
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:35,402
you know, blindly
saying yes to things,
1060
00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,170
allowing things to happen
1061
00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:39,172
without even realizing
that they were happening.
1062
00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,643
And then I meet you,
1063
00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,077
and you're, like,
stealing free booze
1064
00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:45,713
and being so
disarmingly charming
1065
00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:47,582
in a way that was
baffling to me.
1066
00:50:49,483 --> 00:50:52,052
And- and then it's like,
all of a sudden I wake up,
1067
00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,689
and I realize I don't
have a fucking clue at all
1068
00:50:54,822 --> 00:50:55,590
who I really am.
1069
00:50:56,524 --> 00:50:58,560
You know, I've kind of loved
my life since I met you, Zack.
1070
00:50:58,693 --> 00:50:59,827
- Okay, good-
1071
00:50:59,961 --> 00:51:04,298
- Please, please
just let me finish.
1072
00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:06,534
This world that we're
living in right now,
1073
00:51:08,636 --> 00:51:10,672
it is amazing and
it's wonderful,
1074
00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:14,676
but it's not real.
1075
00:51:17,011 --> 00:51:19,047
It's not, you know, it can't be,
1076
00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:22,684
because how could
someone who's just,
1077
00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:25,319
you know, let things
happen to them,
1078
00:51:27,855 --> 00:51:29,456
who's in a relationship
with someone for two years,
1079
00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:30,892
who was never honest with them.
1080
00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,196
How can that person
deserve real love?
1081
00:51:38,465 --> 00:51:39,333
And
1082
00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:42,269
I don't think I do.
1083
00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:45,039
I am really broken.
1084
00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:50,310
And you deserve someone whole,
1085
00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:53,781
and not just a piece of someone
that I could one day be.
1086
00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:56,651
- No, I've seen
you, that's not you.
1087
00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:58,352
- That's because I let you see
1088
00:51:58,485 --> 00:51:59,887
what I want you to see.
1089
00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:01,990
It's toxic, you know,
you're falling in love
1090
00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,658
with someone who isn't there.
1091
00:52:03,791 --> 00:52:07,629
- No, no, none of this is
you, Zack, you're strong.
1092
00:52:07,762 --> 00:52:10,330
- I am not strong,
I have, I have,
1093
00:52:11,866 --> 00:52:13,701
I have been hiding my
entire life, you know,
1094
00:52:15,202 --> 00:52:17,170
from everyone, like
a little turtle.
1095
00:52:20,642 --> 00:52:22,275
- A turtle?
1096
00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:26,547
- Yeah, like a little
turtle hides in his shell,
1097
00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,917
never feels right enough
to strut his stuff
1098
00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:32,152
with the right other turtle,
1099
00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:35,790
you know, two turtles
together, strutting their stuff
1100
00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:37,925
'cause they love each
other, I've never had that.
1101
00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:41,863
- What the hell does that mean?
1102
00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:44,732
- Zack, I'm not gonna explain
that perfect metaphor twice.
1103
00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:48,970
- I'm not giving up
without a fight for you.
1104
00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:49,871
You're wrong.
1105
00:52:51,105 --> 00:52:51,873
- Zack.
1106
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,177
You deserve better.
1107
00:52:57,310 --> 00:53:00,280
- No, no, don't tell
me what I deserve.
1108
00:53:01,549 --> 00:53:04,819
I hate that, I want
this, I choose this.
1109
00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:07,855
You're breaking my heart, Zack.
1110
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,995
Come on.
1111
00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:24,371
- I'm gonna leave.
1112
00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:28,208
Yeah, go home, I'm gonna go.
1113
00:53:28,341 --> 00:53:29,677
- Please stay.
1114
00:53:29,811 --> 00:53:30,878
- You've gotta let me go, Zack.
1115
00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:33,915
- No, no, don't go, don't go,
1116
00:53:34,048 --> 00:53:36,984
don't go, don't go.
1117
00:53:38,753 --> 00:53:41,254
- Goodbye, Zack.
1118
00:53:56,003 --> 00:53:57,839
- You wanted to see me, Margie?
1119
00:53:57,972 --> 00:53:59,173
- Yeah.
1120
00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:03,410
Oh, you're fired.
1121
00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:04,779
- Excuse me?
1122
00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:06,547
- Lily Avalon won't sign
with me and I'm pissed,
1123
00:54:06,681 --> 00:54:08,649
so you're fired.
1124
00:54:08,783 --> 00:54:11,085
- You're the one who had the
meeting with her, not me.
1125
00:54:11,219 --> 00:54:12,920
- Yeah, and I need
someone to blame,
1126
00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:16,791
and here you are.
1127
00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:21,929
- Okay, well, maybe the reason
1128
00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:23,231
that she didn't like it here is
1129
00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:25,733
because you are such
a stuck-up bitch.
1130
00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:30,738
- Excuse me?
1131
00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:33,741
Pack up your things.
1132
00:54:35,176 --> 00:54:37,310
You have 20 minutes
before I call security.
1133
00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,147
- Well, I've always
hated working for you,
1134
00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:41,749
and you know what?
1135
00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,852
Fuck this.
1136
00:54:51,192 --> 00:54:54,162
- Mm, ah.
1137
00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:56,130
How are you?
1138
00:54:57,265 --> 00:54:58,465
- Not great.
1139
00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,332
- Sorry to hear that.
1140
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:00,333
- Yeah.
1141
00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:02,703
- Everything okay?
1142
00:55:04,205 --> 00:55:05,173
How's your roommate?
1143
00:55:06,941 --> 00:55:08,242
- He was my boyfriend, Dad.
1144
00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:11,078
- Was your boyfriend?
1145
00:55:11,212 --> 00:55:11,979
- Mm-hmm.
1146
00:55:13,014 --> 00:55:16,184
We're done, I- I moved out.
1147
00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:17,251
- Where are you living?
1148
00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:18,820
- At a hotel right now.
1149
00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:20,788
- You'd better not be putting
that on the credit card.
1150
00:55:20,922 --> 00:55:22,690
That's for emergency uses only.
1151
00:55:22,824 --> 00:55:26,194
- I know, but isn't me being
without a home an emergency?
1152
00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:28,563
- Not really, there
are plenty of places
1153
00:55:28,696 --> 00:55:31,199
that you can go that don't
cost as much as a hotel does.
1154
00:55:31,331 --> 00:55:33,000
But at least you're making
enough to find a new place,
1155
00:55:33,134 --> 00:55:35,203
which is great.
1156
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:37,705
- Right, that's why
I'm here, actually.
1157
00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:40,808
I got fired yesterday.
1158
00:55:40,942 --> 00:55:42,442
- You got what?
1159
00:55:42,577 --> 00:55:44,745
- I got fired, which is okay,
1160
00:55:44,879 --> 00:55:46,147
and I'm glad that it
happened, because-
1161
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,447
- You're glad?
1162
00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:49,050
- Dad, I feel like
this is the first time
1163
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:50,084
I've really let you down.
1164
00:55:51,686 --> 00:55:53,855
Sorry, I don't count me being
gay as letting you down.
1165
00:55:53,988 --> 00:55:55,556
- You made your decision.
1166
00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:57,959
- I don't want to
talk about this.
1167
00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:59,160
I'm here 'cause I really need,
1168
00:55:59,293 --> 00:56:00,493
I need to ask for some money.
1169
00:56:00,628 --> 00:56:01,996
- That's not happening.
1170
00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:04,699
- Dad, please, it'll help
me get to a new place,
1171
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,068
look for a new job,
1172
00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:09,170
and I would pay you back
every single penny, I promise.
1173
00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:11,505
- If you want a place to
live, you can come home.
1174
00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,341
If you want to be
without a home,
1175
00:56:13,473 --> 00:56:15,042
you can sleep in the damn park.
1176
00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:17,778
As I see it, those are your
two options, young man.
1177
00:56:20,715 --> 00:56:21,682
Ah.
1178
00:56:24,384 --> 00:56:25,620
Well, I have to take this.
1179
00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:27,355
Just sit, just give
me two seconds.
1180
00:56:28,923 --> 00:56:31,259
Howard, I spoke to your mother.
1181
00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:35,329
Yeah.
1182
00:56:51,112 --> 00:56:53,413
- Hey, what the hell, man?
This is my life.
1183
00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:56,684
- At least you have a life,
I have nobody.
1184
00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:57,785
- Calm down.
1185
00:56:57,919 --> 00:56:58,953
- Yeah, you calm down!
1186
00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:03,891
- Bitch, you look sad.
1187
00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:11,464
- Yeah, walk away,
like everybody else.
1188
00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:13,768
- Still haven't spoken to
your dude since this weekend?
1189
00:57:13,901 --> 00:57:15,569
- Don't call him my dude.
1190
00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:17,838
- Well, gay guys
don't call each other dude?
1191
00:57:17,972 --> 00:57:20,141
- No, imagine how
weird that is, like,
1192
00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:24,979
"Yo, dude, you're a
really dope kisser."
1193
00:57:25,112 --> 00:57:28,649
- Yo, Broseph, I
really love you.
1194
00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:31,152
- Yeah, see,
it's weird as shit.
1195
00:57:31,285 --> 00:57:33,788
- Gay frat bros probs do it.
1196
00:57:33,921 --> 00:57:35,455
He hasn't even texted
you or anything?
1197
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:37,959
- Nope, and I don't even know
1198
00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,294
if my messages are delivering.
1199
00:57:40,428 --> 00:57:42,663
And what's even worse
is that my book is shit
1200
00:57:42,797 --> 00:57:44,732
and you have me meeting with
that publisher this week.
1201
00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:47,301
I'm not ready, I literally
have a line that reads,
1202
00:57:47,435 --> 00:57:50,470
"He didn't not do it,
in fact, he did it."
1203
00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:52,139
See, it's absolute shit.
1204
00:57:53,607 --> 00:57:55,776
- If you're meant to
be with him, you will.
1205
00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:57,578
- No, you know, if this
has taught me anything,
1206
00:57:57,712 --> 00:58:00,314
it's that fate or some
dumb shit is exactly
1207
00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:03,584
what I thought it was, it's
pain because it's false,
1208
00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:05,453
and that's what hurts the most.
1209
00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:11,258
- Finally made it to happy hour.
1210
00:58:11,392 --> 00:58:12,793
- Yeah, you got
me here.
1211
00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:15,596
- Ah, all right.
1212
00:58:15,730 --> 00:58:16,864
Yeah, so should we do a shot?
1213
00:58:16,998 --> 00:58:17,898
- Yes, please.
1214
00:58:18,032 --> 00:58:18,833
- Okay, thanks, Tom.
1215
00:58:18,966 --> 00:58:19,867
- Cheers.
1216
00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:21,335
- All right, salud.
1217
00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:26,474
Mm, mm, nice.
1218
00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:28,209
- Tastes like car oil.
1219
00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:29,877
- Stop drinking car oil,
1220
00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:31,312
then you won't know
what it tastes like.
1221
00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:33,647
Another one, yes, thank you.
1222
00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:34,548
- Thank you.
1223
00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:37,818
- Mm, woo.
1224
00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:39,020
- One more.
1225
00:58:39,153 --> 00:58:40,054
- Okay, that's enough for now,
1226
00:58:40,187 --> 00:58:41,322
what the heck?
- No, one more.
1227
00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:42,590
It's happy hour,
throw it back.
1228
00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:43,991
You're always trying to
get me here, aren't you?
1229
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:45,726
- Yeah, because, you know,
1230
00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:48,362
you usually forget who I
am after we leave work, so.
1231
00:58:48,496 --> 00:58:50,164
- What, what do you mean?
1232
00:58:50,297 --> 00:58:52,700
- What do you mean,
what do I mean?
1233
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,169
I'm not just your sounding
board at work, Zack.
1234
00:58:55,302 --> 00:58:57,805
I ask you to hang out
because we're friends,
1235
00:58:57,938 --> 00:58:59,340
and you seem to forget
1236
00:58:59,473 --> 00:59:02,176
that maybe Ava's time
matters, too, I don't know.
1237
00:59:02,309 --> 00:59:05,279
- I am single now, so, you know,
we can do this all the time.
1238
00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:06,814
- Okay, but you don't
have to be single
1239
00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:08,382
to want to hang out
with your best friend.
1240
00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:10,351
- That's your title.
1241
00:59:10,484 --> 00:59:11,252
- Excuse me?
1242
00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:14,588
- Oh, my, don't-
don't be like that.
1243
00:59:14,722 --> 00:59:17,526
I'm saying one day, you
know, you were just like,
1244
00:59:17,691 --> 00:59:19,060
"I'm your best friend."
1245
00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:21,095
- Oh, okay, you know what?
1246
00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:22,196
Fuck you, Zack.
1247
00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:23,664
- What?
1248
00:59:23,798 --> 00:59:25,433
- I'm not just gonna sit
here and wait for you
1249
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:28,035
to one day be grateful
that I'm in your life.
1250
00:59:28,169 --> 00:59:30,738
God, I sat here through
boring-ass Eric,
1251
00:59:30,871 --> 00:59:33,941
and now this new era of
you finally meeting the boy
1252
00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:35,276
that you're meant to be with.
1253
00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:36,844
- I'm not really meant
to be with anyone.
1254
00:59:36,977 --> 00:59:39,213
- Yes, you are, you
choose not to be.
1255
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,448
But you're right
about one thing,
1256
00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,616
Zack, you blew up your life,
1257
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:45,119
and that's no one's
fault but yours.
1258
00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:47,788
You know, people just wait a
lifetime to have what you had-
1259
00:59:47,922 --> 00:59:48,923
- I don't think you understand.
1260
00:59:49,056 --> 00:59:50,124
- I do understand.
- You don't.
1261
00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:51,859
- You don't, this is me.
1262
00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:55,596
You know, I come here
every night with a friend,
1263
00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:58,466
without a friend, because
I deserve what you had.
1264
00:59:59,934 --> 01:00:03,505
I'm a huge catch, and I'm
exactly who I'm meant to be.
1265
01:00:03,637 --> 01:00:05,439
- Can I just say one more-
- No, you cannot.
1266
01:00:05,574 --> 01:00:06,440
- One.
1267
01:00:06,575 --> 01:00:08,109
- Especially not
right now, okay,
1268
01:00:08,242 --> 01:00:11,879
'cause I'm living, and you
are witnessing my ascendance.
1269
01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:13,080
- Oh, yeah, into what?
1270
01:00:13,214 --> 01:00:14,516
- Into finally telling
you that, baby,
1271
01:00:14,648 --> 01:00:17,618
goddammit, I am so much
more than your work wife.
1272
01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:18,986
God, and I'm running
all this shit,
1273
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,654
and if you can't see that,
1274
01:00:20,788 --> 01:00:22,456
then you go find yourself
a new best friend.
1275
01:00:22,591 --> 01:00:24,125
- It's your title.
1276
01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,528
- And it's the truth, okay,
whether you admit it or not.
1277
01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,462
So go to Jersey
or fucking don't,
1278
01:00:28,597 --> 01:00:29,797
I don't care, but
this girl right here,
1279
01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:32,133
she's done until you
start appreciating her
1280
01:00:32,266 --> 01:00:34,135
because guess what,
that's what she deserves.
1281
01:00:34,268 --> 01:00:37,338
God, you want to
get out of here?
1282
01:00:37,471 --> 01:00:38,607
- Yeah.
1283
01:00:46,981 --> 01:00:47,781
- Zack.
1284
01:00:47,915 --> 01:00:48,649
- Yes, hi, Warren.
1285
01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:49,984
- Yes, good to see you.
1286
01:00:50,117 --> 01:00:51,318
- You too, thanks
for meeting with me.
1287
01:00:51,452 --> 01:00:52,219
- Of course.
1288
01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:53,454
- Hello.
1289
01:00:53,588 --> 01:00:54,822
- Oh, you're here already.
- Hi.
1290
01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,323
- Can I get you two anything?
1291
01:00:56,457 --> 01:00:57,992
I would love to get you
something, please let me.
1292
01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,393
- I think we're
gonna need a second.
1293
01:00:59,528 --> 01:01:01,028
- Yeah, I need a
second to look over-
1294
01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:04,165
- Okay, okay, I'll give
you two a second to peruse.
1295
01:01:04,298 --> 01:01:05,099
Second's over.
1296
01:01:05,232 --> 01:01:06,535
- Oh, my god.
- Whoa.
1297
01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,505
- I'll be back in un momento,
as they say in Spanish.
1298
01:01:10,639 --> 01:01:11,372
- Thanks.
1299
01:01:11,506 --> 01:01:12,306
- Si.
1300
01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,109
- She's a lot to handle.
1301
01:01:15,242 --> 01:01:16,545
- Yeah.
1302
01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:17,845
- So should we
just jump right in?
1303
01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:19,079
- Sure.
1304
01:01:19,213 --> 01:01:20,515
- Listen up, Zacky,
can I call you Zacky?
1305
01:01:20,649 --> 01:01:22,183
- You just did.
1306
01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:24,118
- Zacky boy, I think there's
a real market for your book.
1307
01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:25,419
I want to help you
find that market
1308
01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:26,720
and make this book a hit,
1309
01:01:26,854 --> 01:01:28,722
but you gotta make
some changes first.
1310
01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:30,559
Where are the
werewolves, pal?
1311
01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:32,860
Everything's better when there
are vampires and werewolves.
1312
01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:33,894
- Werewolves?
1313
01:01:34,028 --> 01:01:35,196
- Like, but I'm right.
1314
01:01:35,329 --> 01:01:37,331
Also, it's too
short, you gotta work
1315
01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,800
on the length, longer, thicker.
1316
01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:41,168
- Do you hear yourself, or-
1317
01:01:41,302 --> 01:01:43,804
- Yes, but the question
is, do you hear me?
1318
01:01:43,938 --> 01:01:47,374
I think this has the potential
to be a real hit series,
1319
01:01:47,509 --> 01:01:50,211
but you gotta make the first
one "The Sorcerer's Stone."
1320
01:01:50,344 --> 01:01:52,846
- Wow, big shoes there.
1321
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,749
- Ah, you noticed, I wear
a size 12 and a half.
1322
01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,218
I think your book is terrific.
1323
01:01:57,351 --> 01:01:58,752
I want to get it out there.
1324
01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,287
- Yes, please.
1325
01:02:00,421 --> 01:02:01,690
- So you're open to revisions?
1326
01:02:01,822 --> 01:02:03,592
- I'm willing to listen to
whatever you have to say.
1327
01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,292
- Perfect, I love it.
1328
01:02:05,426 --> 01:02:07,696
First things first, we
got some paperwork here.
1329
01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:09,430
This is the contract.
1330
01:02:09,564 --> 01:02:12,199
Now, you might want to have
somebody look this over for you,
1331
01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:14,001
but as you can see right there,
1332
01:02:14,134 --> 01:02:15,336
there's the payment breakdown.
1333
01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:21,643
- This- this is so much money.
1334
01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,310
I've never had this much money.
1335
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,714
I could get the gas
turned on in my apartment.
1336
01:02:25,846 --> 01:02:28,082
- Yeah, baby, we're
cooking with gas now,
1337
01:02:28,215 --> 01:02:29,718
and let me tell
you something else.
1338
01:02:29,850 --> 01:02:33,220
This is gonna be big, "New
York Times" bestseller big,
1339
01:02:33,354 --> 01:02:35,189
and listen, I don't bullshit.
1340
01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,824
It takes too much
time and energy
1341
01:02:36,957 --> 01:02:38,792
that I could be spending on
my fantasy baseball league.
1342
01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:41,262
Also, I'm gonna need you to
meet the rest of the team.
1343
01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:43,364
Some of them are out
on the other coast.
1344
01:02:43,497 --> 01:02:44,798
Can you get to LA next Friday?
1345
01:02:44,932 --> 01:02:46,267
- Well-
1346
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,935
- Okay, great, I'll have my
assistant book you a flight.
1347
01:02:54,643 --> 01:02:56,310
- Zack, why are you here?
1348
01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:58,412
- I'm figuring out my life.
1349
01:02:58,546 --> 01:03:00,381
- You can't do that in the city?
1350
01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:04,318
- Well, I broke up with Eric,
1351
01:03:05,185 --> 01:03:06,487
and then I moved out,
1352
01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:08,155
then I met the best
guy I'll ever meet,
1353
01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:10,324
fell in love with him,
decided to end that
1354
01:03:10,457 --> 01:03:11,825
so that neither of
us would get hurt,
1355
01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:13,494
and then finally lost my job.
1356
01:03:13,628 --> 01:03:15,262
- That sounds horrible,
it really does.
1357
01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:17,064
I'm glad you're here, though.
1358
01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:19,266
You can help me pick out
a dress for winter formal.
1359
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,535
- Cute.
1360
01:03:20,669 --> 01:03:22,236
- Yeah, but I am gonna
go to Jenna J's house
1361
01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:23,304
for band practice in a bit,
1362
01:03:23,437 --> 01:03:24,872
so maybe we'll do it later.
1363
01:03:25,005 --> 01:03:26,340
- You're gonna go to
Jenna Jennason's house,
1364
01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:27,274
that's cute.
- No.
1365
01:03:27,408 --> 01:03:28,710
No, you can't say the full name,
1366
01:03:28,842 --> 01:03:30,844
she doesn't like it, you
know, the porn actress-
1367
01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,146
- Well, that's too bad
1368
01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:34,281
because Jenna Jennason's
name is hilarious.
1369
01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:36,116
- Well, whatever.
1370
01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,985
You've gotta get
it together, man.
1371
01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,721
Like, what are you gonna
do to get your life back?
1372
01:03:39,853 --> 01:03:42,691
- I am doing something, okay?
1373
01:03:42,823 --> 01:03:46,827
And this something
is called sulking.
1374
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,564
- You need to stop moping,
it's, like, pretty gross.
1375
01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:51,198
- Sorry my sadness
is annoying you.
1376
01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:52,433
- I have an idea.
1377
01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,669
We could go on a run, yeah.
1378
01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:55,804
- No.
1379
01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:57,572
- No, Jesus.
- No.
1380
01:03:57,706 --> 01:03:58,972
- We're gonna go,
so get dressed.
1381
01:03:59,106 --> 01:04:00,307
Yeah, so.
- Absolutely not.
1382
01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:02,644
- Let's march, okay,
I said march, Zack.
1383
01:04:02,777 --> 01:04:03,511
- Please, ow.
1384
01:04:03,645 --> 01:04:04,478
- Let's go.
1385
01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,484
- Zack, that's amazing, man,
1386
01:04:10,618 --> 01:04:14,321
that you're finally gonna
be making some money.
1387
01:04:14,455 --> 01:04:18,025
- I know, I'll actually be able
to pay for myself sometimes.
1388
01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:18,892
- Sometimes?
1389
01:04:19,993 --> 01:04:22,530
Have you heard from Zack at all?
1390
01:04:22,664 --> 01:04:24,699
- No, it's been, like,
a week and a half.
1391
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,770
I don't think he wants
anything to do with me.
1392
01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:29,704
- You okay?
1393
01:04:30,638 --> 01:04:33,207
- No, I'm- I'm blue about it.
1394
01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:34,609
- Blue about it, what?
1395
01:04:34,743 --> 01:04:37,712
- Yeah, blue, like,
sad, you know?
1396
01:04:37,846 --> 01:04:39,213
- I've never heard anyone
use that expression before.
1397
01:04:39,346 --> 01:04:41,014
I like that.
1398
01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:42,717
- You've never heard anyone
use the phrase "blue"
1399
01:04:42,851 --> 01:04:45,052
to mean sad, like,
"I'm blue, I'm down."
1400
01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,019
Like, I'm blue.
1401
01:04:46,153 --> 01:04:47,756
- What?
1402
01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,923
- Let's just move on
from how I'm saying it
1403
01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:52,192
and just focus on
what I'm saying.
1404
01:04:52,326 --> 01:04:53,427
Doesn't that sound good?
1405
01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,864
- Okay, sorry for
not being up to date
1406
01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,533
on all the newest
slang or whatever.
1407
01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:01,034
- I don't really
know what happened.
1408
01:05:01,168 --> 01:05:03,805
We were only together for,
like, a week and a half,
1409
01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:06,039
but it felt like we were
meant to be together.
1410
01:05:06,173 --> 01:05:09,243
Oh, my god, that
sounds really stupid.
1411
01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:12,514
That sounds really
freaking stupid, I'm sorry.
1412
01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:14,915
- It's okay, brother,
you can't fight it.
1413
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:18,720
- No, don't say that
to me, we're done.
1414
01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:19,721
- You're not done.
1415
01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,793
Things like this aren't
just done like that,
1416
01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:27,161
things where you meet
someone you shared a kiss
1417
01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:29,564
with in middle school, and
then they randomly pop back up
1418
01:05:29,697 --> 01:05:30,732
into your life again.
1419
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:36,437
Look, I've known
you your whole life.
1420
01:05:36,571 --> 01:05:38,005
I've never seen you like this.
1421
01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:40,575
This is bigger than just
these past two weeks.
1422
01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:42,976
- Okay, then what is this, huh?
1423
01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:46,180
- You're in love, man,
that's what it is.
1424
01:05:46,313 --> 01:05:48,449
It's fate or
destiny or whatever.
1425
01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,184
The stars are on your side.
1426
01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:52,186
It's like there's
some cosmic event.
1427
01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:53,420
I can't explain it.
1428
01:05:53,555 --> 01:05:54,823
- Cosmic event?
1429
01:05:54,955 --> 01:05:56,156
- All I'm saying is,
1430
01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,826
don't pretend like this
is just some thing.
1431
01:05:57,991 --> 01:05:59,861
Things like this
don't just happen.
1432
01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:01,195
If you guys don't
end up together,
1433
01:06:01,328 --> 01:06:04,298
then screw love forever,
as far as I'm concerned.
1434
01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:05,800
- I really hope you're right.
1435
01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:08,335
- Okay,
can't we just stop
1436
01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:09,637
for a second and enjoy the view?
1437
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:10,872
- This is
the Jersey suburbs.
1438
01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,473
There's no such thing
as a view, Zack.
1439
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,142
- Look, can we
just stop for a second?
1440
01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:16,678
- No, you haven't
had your epiphany yet.
1441
01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:17,946
I saw it once in a movie.
1442
01:06:18,078 --> 01:06:18,813
- Oh, yeah,
what kind of epiphany
1443
01:06:18,947 --> 01:06:20,013
am I supposed to be having?
1444
01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:21,348
- You know,
just how to get
1445
01:06:21,482 --> 01:06:22,817
your life back together.
1446
01:06:22,951 --> 01:06:24,652
You just generally seem like
a really big mess right now.
1447
01:06:24,786 --> 01:06:26,186
- Yeah, and running
with my teenage sister's
1448
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,454
really supposed to
help me out, huh?
1449
01:06:27,589 --> 01:06:28,857
- Yeah, it should.
1450
01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:30,525
- You know what, it's
not going to, I'm done.
1451
01:06:30,658 --> 01:06:31,659
- What?
1452
01:06:31,793 --> 01:06:32,894
- I'm out, I'm gonna go home.
- No.
1453
01:06:33,026 --> 01:06:33,994
Zack, you haven't had
your epiphany yet.
1454
01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:35,462
What are you doing, come on.
- That is
1455
01:06:35,597 --> 01:06:37,030
not gonna happen, that's
not how life works.
1456
01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:38,432
- What, so tell
me how life works.
1457
01:06:38,566 --> 01:06:40,000
- I don't know how life works.
- Right.
1458
01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:42,069
- What do you mean, right?
1459
01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:43,437
- No, I mean, you're right.
1460
01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:44,706
You can't predict
the future, Zack.
1461
01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:46,073
I'm going off to
college next year.
1462
01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:49,677
I might change my major
14 times, or even drop out
1463
01:06:49,811 --> 01:06:52,847
and become a traveling
banjo woman or whatever.
1464
01:06:52,981 --> 01:06:54,081
- What are you talking about?
1465
01:06:54,214 --> 01:06:55,315
- You're upset
because you don't know
1466
01:06:55,449 --> 01:06:56,818
where your life is headed,
1467
01:06:56,951 --> 01:06:58,853
but nobody knows where
their life is headed.
1468
01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:00,220
That's the fricking
point of life,
1469
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,689
is to try and figure it out.
1470
01:07:03,925 --> 01:07:05,092
- I think you just
had my epiphany.
1471
01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:06,794
- Well, I think I did.
1472
01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:10,632
- How are you so wise, huh?
1473
01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:13,033
When did that happen?
- Don't, don't do that
1474
01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,501
in the head.
- When did that happen,
1475
01:07:14,636 --> 01:07:15,269
tell me.
1476
01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:18,238
- You know, actually a
ghost vomited in my mouth
1477
01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,474
when I was a child, and
so her spirit lives in me.
1478
01:07:20,608 --> 01:07:22,476
It's not that funny.
1479
01:07:22,610 --> 01:07:23,845
- What the hell are
you talking about?
1480
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,649
- I'm just kidding, I'm an old
soul or whatever, let's go.
1481
01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:31,118
- Beep, beep.
1482
01:07:32,486 --> 01:07:35,590
- Wow, Jenna
Jennason, look at you.
1483
01:07:35,723 --> 01:07:37,224
You know, instead of
saying, "Beep, beep,"
1484
01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,226
there's actually something
right in front of your face
1485
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:40,895
that actually does that for you.
1486
01:07:41,029 --> 01:07:43,196
- Hi, Zack, heard
you're back home at 45,
1487
01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:45,365
seems good, making strides?
1488
01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:46,734
- Oh, yes, and looks
like you're thriving
1489
01:07:46,868 --> 01:07:47,535
in your porn career.
1490
01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,069
- I'm not that Jenna.
1491
01:07:49,202 --> 01:07:50,137
- Could have fooled me.
1492
01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:51,573
- I don't like this guy.
1493
01:07:51,706 --> 01:07:52,674
- So honest.
1494
01:07:54,107 --> 01:07:56,044
- Zack, you want to come?
1495
01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:58,378
- No way, sorry, have fun.
1496
01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:00,548
I'm gonna go walk around.
- You want me to come with you?
1497
01:08:00,682 --> 01:08:01,315
- Bye.
1498
01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:02,449
- No.
1499
01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:04,284
- Bye, Zacky poo.
1500
01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:14,996
- Been out?
1501
01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:16,396
- Yeah, I
just went for a walk
1502
01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:17,464
around the neighborhood.
1503
01:08:17,599 --> 01:08:19,299
- Seems like a good
use of the time.
1504
01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:24,939
- Is this your son?
1505
01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:28,442
Ooh, he's cute.
1506
01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:31,079
I see the resemblance.
1507
01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:35,917
So aren't you going
to introduce me,
1508
01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:38,418
or am I gonna sit here
like a wall ornament?
1509
01:08:40,555 --> 01:08:43,091
- See, Zack, if you work hard
and you play your cards right,
1510
01:08:43,223 --> 01:08:45,225
maybe someday you too could
have a girl like Barbie.
1511
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:48,261
- Hmm!
1512
01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:49,162
- Yeah.
1513
01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:54,267
God, I'm really sorry, 'cause
you seem really nice, Barb.
1514
01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:55,335
- I am nice.
1515
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:56,604
- Yeah, and very pretty.
1516
01:08:56,738 --> 01:08:58,205
- Well, I know that.
1517
01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:01,475
I've won enough pageants
to have two trophies.
1518
01:09:01,609 --> 01:09:04,311
- Well, actually, I think
I'd rather poke my eyes out
1519
01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:06,213
than end up with
a woman like you.
1520
01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:07,615
- Excuse me?
1521
01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:09,684
- When is this gonna stop, Dad?
1522
01:09:09,817 --> 01:09:11,151
- You are so intelligent,
1523
01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:12,820
I don't know why you
have to always fight me
1524
01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,187
when I'm trying to help you.
1525
01:09:14,321 --> 01:09:16,024
- I don't need your
help, you understand?
1526
01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:17,457
I do not need your help.
1527
01:09:17,592 --> 01:09:20,460
I want to be
nothing like you, Dad.
1528
01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:22,096
I want something else.
1529
01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:24,766
- Yeah, well, that's
been clear for years.
1530
01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,199
- This isn't about me being gay.
1531
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:28,168
- That makes sense, I mean,
1532
01:09:28,301 --> 01:09:30,104
what straight man
wouldn't want this?
1533
01:09:30,237 --> 01:09:31,506
- Not now, Barb.
1534
01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:32,840
I don't think you get it.
1535
01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:34,809
I- I don't want to
be anything like you.
1536
01:09:34,942 --> 01:09:36,010
I don't want anything
like your life.
1537
01:09:36,144 --> 01:09:38,579
I don't want this
house, it is so cold,
1538
01:09:38,713 --> 01:09:40,180
I mean, aesthetically,
1539
01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:44,418
and also the temperature
in here, it's arctic.
1540
01:09:44,552 --> 01:09:46,688
- I just want you to live
a life you can be proud of,
1541
01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:48,690
so in 30 years you
can look back and say,
1542
01:09:48,823 --> 01:09:50,190
"Yes, I did the right thing."
1543
01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,859
- Well, I appreciate
your concern,
1544
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,130
but please let me live my life.
1545
01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:57,899
- Goddammit, Zack, I'm
trying to help you.
1546
01:09:58,032 --> 01:09:59,801
I don't even know why I
keep trying to fix you.
1547
01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,269
- Fix me?
- Yeah, it's what I said.
1548
01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:04,772
- I don't need you to fix
me, Dad, that's it.
1549
01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:09,043
This is who I am, this is
who I'm gonna be today,
1550
01:10:09,177 --> 01:10:12,212
tomorrow, God, next
year, a decade,
1551
01:10:12,345 --> 01:10:14,082
so, you know, if you
want to be okay with me,
1552
01:10:14,214 --> 01:10:15,850
be okay with me, or don't.
1553
01:10:15,983 --> 01:10:18,251
Be a part of my life, or don't,
1554
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:21,622
but please, figure
out on your own time
1555
01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:24,525
and stop dragging me into it.
1556
01:10:24,659 --> 01:10:26,293
- Mm.
1557
01:10:26,426 --> 01:10:27,327
- Bye, Barb.
1558
01:10:29,163 --> 01:10:32,800
- Ugh, he is wrong
about you, Carl.
1559
01:10:33,901 --> 01:10:34,869
- The name is Paul.
1560
01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:39,173
- Well,
you don't visit enough.
1561
01:10:39,306 --> 01:10:41,909
- I'm sorry, Grandma, I've
been working on my book.
1562
01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:45,012
- Oh, yes, you boys
and your vampires.
1563
01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:47,849
- Mm, thank you.
1564
01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:48,950
- You know Roxie, don't you?
1565
01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:50,417
- It's good to see you again.
1566
01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:51,919
How's my wonderful Grandma been?
1567
01:10:52,053 --> 01:10:54,454
- Oh, she's stellar, as always.
1568
01:10:54,589 --> 01:10:56,289
- I'm stellar, as always.
1569
01:10:58,059 --> 01:11:00,962
- Hey, Grandma, can I-
can I ask you a question?
1570
01:11:01,095 --> 01:11:02,362
- What is your question, Pudgy?
1571
01:11:02,496 --> 01:11:04,832
- I really wish that wasn't
my childhood nickname.
1572
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:08,301
- Oh, I'm sorry, I wish
you'd grown out of it.
1573
01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:09,837
- I was skinny once.
1574
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:14,374
- I know, for about five
years, what happened?
1575
01:11:14,509 --> 01:11:17,477
- Grandma, does love exist?
1576
01:11:17,612 --> 01:11:18,846
- Well, I love you.
1577
01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:20,581
- No, Grandma, I mean,
like, romantic love,
1578
01:11:20,715 --> 01:11:22,382
like, love for one person.
1579
01:11:24,118 --> 01:11:27,121
Does that exist or am I just
meant to be single forever?
1580
01:11:27,255 --> 01:11:28,022
- Oh.
1581
01:11:28,890 --> 01:11:29,757
Well,
1582
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:34,595
yes, love is real, dear,
1583
01:11:34,729 --> 01:11:37,330
and it's wonderful, but
people have been writing
1584
01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,000
about it forever.
1585
01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:42,870
It's difficult to find
the perfect words.
1586
01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:48,408
Oh, it could be, you
know, that- that knot
1587
01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:52,046
you feel in your chest when
somebody smiles at you.
1588
01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:56,316
Sometimes it's in
the quietest moments
1589
01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:59,287
that you feel the
most love for someone,
1590
01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:03,658
when the noise has
calmed down for the day
1591
01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:08,162
and you and this person you've
chosen to be alone with,
1592
01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:13,901
you could make
dinner or just talk,
1593
01:12:15,002 --> 01:12:16,737
or play backgammon.
1594
01:12:16,871 --> 01:12:21,075
Your grandfather used to call
them "the little moments."
1595
01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:27,882
It- it's a journey, and
in those little moments,
1596
01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:31,052
you may, if you're lucky,
1597
01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:34,387
find what you're searching for.
1598
01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:39,392
- That's
1599
01:12:41,461 --> 01:12:44,464
beautiful, and I really
don't know what to say.
1600
01:12:44,599 --> 01:12:45,900
- Call him.
1601
01:12:46,033 --> 01:12:47,869
- How did you know?
1602
01:12:48,002 --> 01:12:50,503
- It's all over your face.
1603
01:12:50,638 --> 01:12:52,707
Call him.
1604
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,743
- Okay.
1605
01:12:55,877 --> 01:12:58,880
- So you were Margie
Kitlin's assistant.
1606
01:12:59,013 --> 01:13:00,581
- Yes, up until a week ago.
1607
01:13:00,715 --> 01:13:02,016
- I won't hold that against you.
1608
01:13:02,149 --> 01:13:03,618
- Thank you.
1609
01:13:03,751 --> 01:13:07,021
- You're extremely qualified,
almost too qualified.
1610
01:13:07,154 --> 01:13:09,257
Why are you still looking
for assistant jobs?
1611
01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:10,925
- Well, I mean, I
want to be an agent,
1612
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,360
and this is how
you get there, so.
1613
01:13:12,526 --> 01:13:14,328
- Well.
- Well, listen, I think
1614
01:13:14,461 --> 01:13:15,596
you'd really appreciate
me being here.
1615
01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:17,098
I know I have a
great eye for talent,
1616
01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,733
and Margie liked every single
person that I brought in.
1617
01:13:18,866 --> 01:13:21,068
- Okay, you say you
want to be an agent,
1618
01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:22,703
so why aren't you
applying to be one?
1619
01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:24,772
You've been an
assistant long enough.
1620
01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:28,109
You worked for Carter Bluring
before you worked for Margie.
1621
01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:30,077
You need to be taking
that next step.
1622
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,881
- I think you're right.
1623
01:13:34,015 --> 01:13:35,349
- Do you still want
to be an assistant?
1624
01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:39,153
- No, I don't, I want more.
1625
01:13:39,287 --> 01:13:40,922
Yeah, I want to be
who I'm meant to be.
1626
01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:42,290
- More?
1627
01:13:42,422 --> 01:13:44,592
- I want my own agency
with my own clients.
1628
01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:46,727
Yeah, I'm making this
choice, I want it.
1629
01:13:46,861 --> 01:13:48,863
- Yes, that's it.
1630
01:13:50,131 --> 01:13:51,732
This has been a
good talk, right?
1631
01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:53,067
I've changed your life a little.
1632
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,235
- Yes, yeah, a lot, actually.
1633
01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:55,269
Thank you so much.
1634
01:13:55,403 --> 01:13:56,704
- Good, that's great.
1635
01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:03,711
- So if I'm writing werewolves,
1636
01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:05,179
they have to have their own
werewolf language, right?
1637
01:14:05,313 --> 01:14:06,981
- Oh, yeah, it only makes sense.
1638
01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:09,083
- Okay, like, why are
you shirtless, though?
1639
01:14:09,216 --> 01:14:11,451
- I gotta stay
ripped for Chloe, bro.
1640
01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:14,155
- Please just don't
sweat all over my floor.
1641
01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:17,457
- You have a mouse family
living in your kitchen cabinets.
1642
01:14:17,591 --> 01:14:19,961
I'm pretty sure you can deal
with my sweat on the floor.
1643
01:14:20,094 --> 01:14:21,762
- I cleaned up, like,
it looks better.
1644
01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:24,398
I got an exterminator,
no one notices.
1645
01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,933
No one ever notices,
they just always talk
1646
01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:27,201
about the mouse you once had.
1647
01:14:37,278 --> 01:14:38,379
- What are you?
1648
01:14:39,814 --> 01:14:40,681
So,
1649
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,051
how have you been?
1650
01:14:45,886 --> 01:14:46,654
- Hanging in there.
1651
01:14:48,356 --> 01:14:51,625
My hermit crab is sick, but
she brought it on herself.
1652
01:14:51,759 --> 01:14:52,927
- You have a hermit crab?
1653
01:14:54,929 --> 01:14:56,230
- I have several hermit crabs.
1654
01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:00,668
- Okay, well, that
illustrates your point,
1655
01:15:00,801 --> 01:15:05,639
that I am, you know,
selfish and stupid
1656
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,310
and not very nice, and I am-
1657
01:15:09,443 --> 01:15:10,611
- An asshole sometimes.
1658
01:15:10,745 --> 01:15:13,180
- An asshole sometimes,
yes, and
1659
01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,515
I've just gotta say, I mean,
1660
01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:16,250
I didn't even know
you had hermit crabs.
1661
01:15:16,384 --> 01:15:18,686
I never asked you if
you had hermit crabs,
1662
01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:22,490
and I was just so
caught in my own head,
1663
01:15:22,623 --> 01:15:23,824
just with my own thoughts,
1664
01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,394
and I didn't think
to ask about you
1665
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,228
in such a long time.
1666
01:15:27,361 --> 01:15:28,162
I'm really,
1667
01:15:29,830 --> 01:15:31,499
you're a beautiful person,
1668
01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:34,168
inside and out, Ava.
1669
01:15:34,301 --> 01:15:35,836
- That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
1670
01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:40,274
- Mm-hmm, and I am so lucky
that you're my best friend.
1671
01:15:40,408 --> 01:15:42,476
- Zack,
matcha and iced coffee.
1672
01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:43,644
- I know, bitch.
1673
01:15:47,048 --> 01:15:49,183
- Thank you so much, I'm-
1674
01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:49,984
- Thank you.
1675
01:15:50,117 --> 01:15:51,285
- Really, really sorry.
1676
01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:52,253
- Sorry?
1677
01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:53,721
- I am, yes.
- Oh, wow.
1678
01:15:53,854 --> 01:15:56,824
- That I was not the
friend that you deserved,
1679
01:15:58,225 --> 01:15:59,860
while you were the
friend that I needed.
1680
01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:01,896
- Are you being serious?
1681
01:16:02,029 --> 01:16:02,696
- Yes.
1682
01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:03,731
- Zackary?
1683
01:16:03,864 --> 01:16:05,232
- Yes.
1684
01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:09,270
- Aw.
1685
01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:10,204
- I'm sorry.
1686
01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:13,674
And I love you so much.
1687
01:16:13,808 --> 01:16:16,977
- Oh, finally, I
love you, too, boo.
1688
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,748
- I'm making changes in my life,
1689
01:16:22,216 --> 01:16:23,617
like, drinking this cold coffee
1690
01:16:23,751 --> 01:16:25,886
in this cold weather,
really brave.
1691
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:27,154
- Okay.
1692
01:16:27,288 --> 01:16:28,689
- Uh-huh, and I need to
do what I'm meant to do.
1693
01:16:28,823 --> 01:16:29,590
- Mm-hmm.
1694
01:16:29,723 --> 01:16:31,025
- I'm done being an assistant.
1695
01:16:31,158 --> 01:16:32,126
I'm starting my own agency.
1696
01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:33,227
- Oh, wow.
1697
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:34,395
- Lance is gonna be
my first client,
1698
01:16:34,529 --> 01:16:35,629
he agreed to it, and Ava, you.
1699
01:16:35,763 --> 01:16:37,064
- Yes?
1700
01:16:37,198 --> 01:16:38,632
- I cannot do this without you.
1701
01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:39,568
- No, you can't.
1702
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,435
- One second of it without you.
1703
01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:43,471
You're my work wife, and
actually, you know what?
1704
01:16:43,604 --> 01:16:47,174
Fuck that, you are my
partner in all this.
1705
01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:48,577
- Can I just ask
you one question?
1706
01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:49,743
- Sure.
1707
01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,513
- Can my name go
before yours in a logo,
1708
01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,647
because it just sounds
better.
1709
01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:54,615
- We need to celebrate.
1710
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:56,117
- Oh, we're celebrating.
1711
01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:57,485
Whatever makes you happy, boo.
1712
01:17:01,055 --> 01:17:02,089
What's wrong?
1713
01:17:03,491 --> 01:17:04,892
- Just Zack made
me really happy.
1714
01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,160
- Of course you can
make yourself happy.
1715
01:17:06,293 --> 01:17:07,328
That's the only way.
1716
01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:08,362
- No, I'm talking
about the other Zack.
1717
01:17:08,496 --> 01:17:09,430
- Oh, my god, you see?
1718
01:17:09,564 --> 01:17:10,898
That name shit is
hella confusing.
1719
01:17:11,031 --> 01:17:12,199
Why don't you just
go talk to him?
1720
01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,634
- I can't.
1721
01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,336
- What do you mean, you can't?
- I can't, I ruined it.
1722
01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:17,104
I mean, I fully
ruined it, ruined it,
1723
01:17:17,238 --> 01:17:18,305
ruined it all over, you know?
1724
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:19,807
He should hate me,
I would hate me.
1725
01:17:19,940 --> 01:17:23,110
He gave me his heart,
and I was like.
1726
01:17:23,244 --> 01:17:24,912
- I mean, have you
even tried to fix it?
1727
01:17:25,045 --> 01:17:26,213
- I can't fix it.
1728
01:17:26,347 --> 01:17:27,381
- Why not?
1729
01:17:27,516 --> 01:17:29,750
- Because I
obliterated it, period.
1730
01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:31,952
I did, I just blew it
up, ashes on the ground,
1731
01:17:32,086 --> 01:17:34,455
can never re-resurrect
it ever again.
1732
01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:36,824
I guess I'm just meant to
focus on my own thing right now
1733
01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:37,958
and focus on-
1734
01:17:38,893 --> 01:17:40,127
What the hell?
1735
01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,630
- What the hell, are
you kidding me?
1736
01:17:41,762 --> 01:17:44,131
This isn't some dollar
store romance novel.
1737
01:17:44,265 --> 01:17:46,000
If you want him, you
gotta go get him.
1738
01:17:46,133 --> 01:17:47,401
Zackary Percival Mandel-
1739
01:17:47,536 --> 01:17:48,969
- My middle name is Noah-
- Not now,
1740
01:17:49,103 --> 01:17:50,237
Percy, okay?
1741
01:17:50,371 --> 01:17:51,573
You're trying to make
changes in your life,
1742
01:17:51,705 --> 01:17:52,773
all right?
- I am.
1743
01:17:52,907 --> 01:17:54,341
- Just, you gotta take
life by the horns.
1744
01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:55,776
You know, grab him by the horns.
1745
01:17:55,910 --> 01:17:58,245
- What, he does not have horns-
- Okay, figurative horns.
1746
01:17:58,379 --> 01:18:00,014
Come on, you can't
live life too passive
1747
01:18:00,147 --> 01:18:01,882
and not take a moment
and make it yours,
1748
01:18:02,016 --> 01:18:04,485
'cause who knows what could
happen in that moment?
1749
01:18:04,619 --> 01:18:07,821
You want to be a person,
all right, then be a person.
1750
01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,124
You can't go through life
and love expecting the worst
1751
01:18:10,257 --> 01:18:12,226
to happen because
you might be scared
1752
01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,662
when the best love finds you.
1753
01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:17,831
- Should I go and tell
him that I love him?
1754
01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:19,967
Right?
1755
01:18:20,100 --> 01:18:21,302
Is that insane?
1756
01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,370
- Oh, my god, Percy, if
you don't go right now,
1757
01:18:23,504 --> 01:18:25,574
I'm gonna shove you
down those subway steps.
1758
01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:26,373
- Okay.
- Okay?
1759
01:18:26,508 --> 01:18:27,676
- Okay.
1760
01:18:27,808 --> 01:18:28,976
- And you better tell him,
if he breaks your heart,
1761
01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:30,244
I'm gonna kick him so hard
1762
01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:31,712
that his ball sack is
gonna go into his stomach
1763
01:18:31,845 --> 01:18:32,980
and he's gonna bleed to death.
1764
01:18:33,113 --> 01:18:34,248
Now, go, go.
1765
01:18:36,651 --> 01:18:37,519
Go!
1766
01:18:37,652 --> 01:18:38,819
- Ow.
1767
01:18:51,765 --> 01:18:54,068
- Hi, oh, I'm sorry, hi.
1768
01:18:54,201 --> 01:18:56,036
- Hi, can I help you?
1769
01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:57,371
- Yeah, is Zack here?
1770
01:18:57,504 --> 01:18:58,640
- Yeah, he's here,
but he's working.
1771
01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:00,074
I don't want to bother him.
1772
01:19:00,207 --> 01:19:01,875
It's really hard,
unless, of course,
1773
01:19:02,009 --> 01:19:03,844
he asks me to go in
there and I help him out.
1774
01:19:03,978 --> 01:19:04,812
- Right.
1775
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,881
I'm sorry, who are you?
1776
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,250
- Oh, I'm Peter.
1777
01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:10,619
Sorry, I'm really sweaty,
1778
01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:12,119
I've just been working
it out, you know,
1779
01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:13,354
having a really good pounding.
1780
01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:14,723
Zack's been keeping me busy.
1781
01:19:14,855 --> 01:19:16,625
You know, he needs a
lot of help in his room.
1782
01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,058
He's like a madman in there.
1783
01:19:18,192 --> 01:19:19,493
- Yeah, I'm sure.
1784
01:19:19,628 --> 01:19:20,794
- And we've been
working on balancing.
1785
01:19:20,928 --> 01:19:22,129
- Oh, wow.
1786
01:19:22,263 --> 01:19:23,598
- And he says the top
could be a little thicker.
1787
01:19:23,732 --> 01:19:24,999
- I'm sure.
1788
01:19:25,132 --> 01:19:26,601
- And then of course the
bottom can be a little tighter.
1789
01:19:26,735 --> 01:19:27,535
- Wow.
1790
01:19:28,802 --> 01:19:30,504
That's some information.
1791
01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:32,373
- Yeah, once I
get going, I can't stop.
1792
01:19:35,376 --> 01:19:37,044
- Well, I'm gonna go, so.
1793
01:19:37,177 --> 01:19:39,113
- Oh, okay, do you want me
to tell him you came by?
1794
01:19:39,246 --> 01:19:42,983
- No, no, please,
just don't say a word.
1795
01:19:43,117 --> 01:19:44,251
- Okay, you sure?
1796
01:19:44,385 --> 01:19:47,154
- Yeah, don't say
anything, thanks.
1797
01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:50,625
- See you later, sexy.
1798
01:19:50,759 --> 01:19:51,593
- See you.
1799
01:20:07,441 --> 01:20:09,009
- Who was that at the door?
1800
01:20:09,143 --> 01:20:10,344
- It was a telemarketer.
1801
01:20:10,477 --> 01:20:11,111
- At my door?
1802
01:20:11,245 --> 01:20:12,547
- Yeah.
1803
01:20:12,681 --> 01:20:13,814
- Telemarketing
means over the phone.
1804
01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:16,785
- Oh, it- it was a Mormon
giving away Bibles.
1805
01:20:18,218 --> 01:20:21,322
Get back to work and
finish your drafts.
1806
01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:22,624
- Yeah, or what?
1807
01:20:25,593 --> 01:20:26,661
- Ah.
1808
01:20:26,795 --> 01:20:27,562
- Dammit.
1809
01:20:30,297 --> 01:20:31,265
You cheated.
1810
01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:34,368
- Hey, I just
wanted to leave word
1811
01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,805
that I think he's
with someone else, so,
1812
01:20:39,173 --> 01:20:40,174
yeah, I'm gonna go home.
1813
01:20:40,307 --> 01:20:41,810
I think he moved on.
1814
01:20:41,942 --> 01:20:44,178
I will talk to you
soon, okay, bye.
1815
01:21:07,134 --> 01:21:09,036
- Hey, all right, all right.
1816
01:21:09,169 --> 01:21:10,337
- You're really
stupid, you know that?
1817
01:21:10,471 --> 01:21:11,905
- I'm sorry, who are you?
1818
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,775
- That's not the question
you need to be asking me.
1819
01:21:13,907 --> 01:21:15,476
- Okay, well, you just
barged in my apartment-
1820
01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:17,579
- Oh, have I?
- I have no clue who you are.
1821
01:21:17,712 --> 01:21:18,613
You have.
- Oh, I have?
1822
01:21:18,747 --> 01:21:19,581
Well, you screwed up.
1823
01:21:19,714 --> 01:21:20,582
- What did I screw up?
1824
01:21:20,715 --> 01:21:22,349
- Zack, he's a really good guy.
1825
01:21:22,483 --> 01:21:24,184
He could be fucked up sometimes,
1826
01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:25,854
but he's a really good guy.
1827
01:21:25,986 --> 01:21:27,421
- I haven't heard from
Zack in over a week.
1828
01:21:27,555 --> 01:21:28,723
How did I screw that up?
1829
01:21:28,857 --> 01:21:30,224
- Oh, really, well,
he came over today
1830
01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:32,159
while you were porking some
shirtless dude like the whore
1831
01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,862
that you are, you're a whore.
1832
01:21:34,027 --> 01:21:35,630
- Porking, who are you?
1833
01:21:35,764 --> 01:21:37,398
- Unimportant right now, okay?
1834
01:21:37,532 --> 01:21:39,366
- I wasn't porking anyone.
1835
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,702
- Who was that shirtless hunk
1836
01:21:40,835 --> 01:21:42,403
that was at the door, huh, huh?
1837
01:21:42,537 --> 01:21:44,506
- That was my best
friend's boyfriend.
1838
01:21:46,006 --> 01:21:46,775
- Oh.
1839
01:21:46,907 --> 01:21:47,809
- He's straight, oh, my god.
1840
01:21:47,941 --> 01:21:49,209
Zack was here?
1841
01:21:49,343 --> 01:21:50,578
Freaking Peter.
1842
01:21:51,912 --> 01:21:54,883
- Fucking Peter, I know.
1843
01:21:55,015 --> 01:21:56,618
- Where's Zack now?
1844
01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:58,252
- Shoot, he's in New Jersey.
1845
01:21:58,385 --> 01:21:59,621
- Are you kidding?
1846
01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:02,423
That is so far and I
already did stuff today,
1847
01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:05,527
and I'm supposed to be
at JFK in two hours.
1848
01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:07,261
- Well, he's in Jersey, so-
1849
01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:08,996
- I'm sorry, who are you?
1850
01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:11,833
- That's only a question
Zackary can answer.
1851
01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:13,167
- Why?
1852
01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:14,536
- I'm just kidding,
dude.
1853
01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:16,805
I'm Ava, his bestie.
1854
01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:19,607
- Okay, fine, I have
to go to New Jersey
1855
01:22:19,741 --> 01:22:22,443
and then JFK in two hours.
1856
01:22:22,577 --> 01:22:24,278
Can I even do that?
1857
01:22:24,411 --> 01:22:26,947
- Well, not unless
you're secretly Batman.
1858
01:22:27,948 --> 01:22:29,983
- I freaking wish, dude.
1859
01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:32,453
- Okay, well,
love, it's a bitter fruit.
1860
01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:33,987
Throw it back and
it becomes dirt.
1861
01:22:34,121 --> 01:22:35,422
You know who said that?
1862
01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:37,991
My cashier at Land of
Donut, she's so smart.
1863
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,162
- I'm gonna do it.
1864
01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:44,998
I'm gonna go get
Zack, I'm gonna go.
1865
01:22:47,134 --> 01:22:49,503
Hey, I need you to leave
so that I can go get Zack.
1866
01:22:49,637 --> 01:22:50,839
- Of course, of course.
1867
01:22:50,971 --> 01:22:52,105
- Yeah.
1868
01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:54,341
- Yeah, it was so
nice meeting you.
1869
01:22:54,475 --> 01:22:55,142
- Okay.
1870
01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:56,176
- Ava.
1871
01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:57,277
- I got that much.
1872
01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:18,900
- Hi, Warren
Survowski's office.
1873
01:23:19,032 --> 01:23:20,668
- Hi, Alexis, is Warren in?
1874
01:23:20,802 --> 01:23:22,604
This is Zack Anthony.
1875
01:23:22,737 --> 01:23:25,038
Okay, listen, I need
to change my flight
1876
01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:26,440
to tomorrow night, okay?
1877
01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:30,377
I'll explain later,
but it's an emergency.
1878
01:23:47,427 --> 01:23:49,263
- Can I help you?
- I need to talk to Zack.
1879
01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:50,264
- He's not here.
1880
01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:52,332
- Do you know when
he'll be back?
1881
01:23:52,466 --> 01:23:54,201
- Not for a while.
1882
01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:55,502
- Oh.
1883
01:23:55,637 --> 01:23:57,337
I really need to talk to him.
1884
01:23:57,471 --> 01:23:58,540
- And you are?
1885
01:23:58,673 --> 01:23:59,473
- I'm Zack.
1886
01:23:59,607 --> 01:24:02,042
- No, that's my son's name.
1887
01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:03,711
- It's my name, too.
1888
01:24:03,845 --> 01:24:05,379
It's funny, right?
1889
01:24:05,513 --> 01:24:08,482
- Hilarious, and what do you
need to talk to Zack about?
1890
01:24:08,616 --> 01:24:10,350
- I need to tell him how I feel.
1891
01:24:10,484 --> 01:24:11,218
- About?
1892
01:24:11,351 --> 01:24:12,119
- About him.
1893
01:24:14,622 --> 01:24:16,056
- You know, all these years,
1894
01:24:16,189 --> 01:24:17,926
I've tried to keep guys
like you away from him,
1895
01:24:18,058 --> 01:24:21,963
hoping that he'd
get over this phase.
1896
01:24:22,095 --> 01:24:23,497
- Phase?
1897
01:24:23,631 --> 01:24:25,198
- The gay phase.
1898
01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:27,035
- Right, the phase
that never ends
1899
01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:29,369
'cause it's not a
phase at all, that one?
1900
01:24:31,271 --> 01:24:33,975
- Maybe the answer is
just to let him be.
1901
01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:36,878
- I feel like this is a talk
you should have with your son,
1902
01:24:37,011 --> 01:24:39,446
and not your son's
potential boyfriend.
1903
01:24:39,581 --> 01:24:41,616
- So you think you
can make him happy,
1904
01:24:41,749 --> 01:24:45,285
that you can take
care of my son?
1905
01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:46,253
- I will try.
1906
01:24:47,589 --> 01:24:48,856
But, full disclosure,
1907
01:24:48,990 --> 01:24:50,925
I can barely take care
of myself, so.
1908
01:24:51,059 --> 01:24:53,561
- Oh, you're not
really reassuring me here.
1909
01:24:54,929 --> 01:24:56,396
- It's not really in
my job description.
1910
01:24:56,531 --> 01:25:00,434
Could you please, please
just tell me where Zack is?
1911
01:25:00,568 --> 01:25:03,303
- He's at his sister's high
school dance, chaperoning.
1912
01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,939
- How do I get there?
1913
01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,341
- You guys have fun.
1914
01:25:11,411 --> 01:25:12,547
- And who are you?
1915
01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:14,114
- You must
buy a ticket to get in.
1916
01:25:14,247 --> 01:25:17,117
- Buy tickets or hit the bricks.
1917
01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:19,186
- That almost made
a rhyme, Patty.
1918
01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:21,321
- I am an english
teacher, Brenda.
1919
01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:22,624
- I know, it's so hard for me
1920
01:25:22,757 --> 01:25:24,324
to make a good rhyme, though.
1921
01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:27,227
That comes with the territory
of being a biology teacher.
1922
01:25:27,361 --> 01:25:30,098
Pay up, or else no
grinding for you.
1923
01:25:30,230 --> 01:25:32,600
- No grinding for
anyone, Brenda.
1924
01:25:32,734 --> 01:25:34,134
- Oh, right, no,
no, no grinding.
1925
01:25:34,267 --> 01:25:37,204
- Okay, okay, here's
$20, can I go in now?
1926
01:25:37,337 --> 01:25:38,271
- Yes.
1927
01:25:38,405 --> 01:25:39,172
- Thank you.
1928
01:25:40,742 --> 01:25:41,643
- You want to kiss?
1929
01:25:50,652 --> 01:25:52,185
- You're Zack, I
knew you'd come.
1930
01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:53,821
- Yeah, I'm sorry, who are you?
1931
01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:55,123
Random girls keep
coming up to me,
1932
01:25:55,255 --> 01:25:56,624
yelling at me, I don't
know who you are.
1933
01:25:56,758 --> 01:25:59,359
- I'm sorry, I'm Zack's
sister, I'm Hannah.
1934
01:25:59,493 --> 01:26:00,394
Ava told me you were coming
1935
01:26:00,528 --> 01:26:01,996
and so I've been on the lookout.
1936
01:26:02,130 --> 01:26:03,463
- Okay.
- Here you are.
1937
01:26:03,598 --> 01:26:04,766
But don't worry, he
doesn't know you're here.
1938
01:26:04,899 --> 01:26:07,669
So this is the jacket
you wore today?
1939
01:26:07,802 --> 01:26:08,636
- It's fashionable.
1940
01:26:08,770 --> 01:26:11,338
- Okay, yeah, hold on.
1941
01:26:11,471 --> 01:26:14,207
Brett, I'm sorry, I don't
think you'll be needing that.
1942
01:26:15,777 --> 01:26:17,177
I think this would
fit you perfectly,
1943
01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,980
so if you could follow me,
1944
01:26:19,113 --> 01:26:20,815
I'll clean you up,
it'll be amazing.
1945
01:26:20,948 --> 01:26:23,417
- Okay, listen,
there's one more thing.
1946
01:26:23,551 --> 01:26:25,019
I have an idea.
1947
01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:26,754
- You've come to the
right place, look.
1948
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:33,061
- We're ready.
1949
01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:33,995
- Born ready.
1950
01:26:35,530 --> 01:26:36,396
- Okay.
1951
01:26:39,567 --> 01:26:41,069
- I'm not a vampire.
1952
01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:43,037
I just like to pretend
I am one sometimes.
1953
01:26:43,171 --> 01:26:44,038
- What?
1954
01:26:44,739 --> 01:26:47,374
- Like, you know, I don't
suck blood,
1955
01:26:47,508 --> 01:26:49,577
but I don't like to be
awake in the daytime.
1956
01:26:51,311 --> 01:26:53,715
And that's dried wine on
my shirt, stop looking.
1957
01:26:53,848 --> 01:26:55,215
No, I just wish
1958
01:26:55,348 --> 01:26:57,151
someone would write a
good book about vampires.
1959
01:26:57,284 --> 01:26:59,787
None of these books are accurate
depictions of my family.
1960
01:27:01,522 --> 01:27:05,059
I mean, my family are normal
humans, goth, sweaters.
1961
01:27:05,193 --> 01:27:06,226
- I think I actually
know someone
1962
01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:07,494
that you might like.
1963
01:27:09,329 --> 01:27:11,465
- Hey, turn
the lights back on.
1964
01:27:11,599 --> 01:27:13,400
I can't even tell
whose boobs these are.
1965
01:27:15,502 --> 01:27:20,842
- Hi, I don't go here, and
I'm not a high schooler.
1966
01:27:20,975 --> 01:27:22,309
- Yeah,
we can see that.
1967
01:27:22,442 --> 01:27:24,011
- Thank you.
1968
01:27:24,145 --> 01:27:27,815
But I am gonna
sing a song because
1969
01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:29,717
Zack Mandel,
1970
01:27:30,685 --> 01:27:31,652
I love you.
1971
01:31:02,697 --> 01:31:03,463
- You, uh...
1972
01:31:03,597 --> 01:31:04,365
- Yeah.
1973
01:31:07,234 --> 01:31:09,036
- Hmm, I'm sorry.
1974
01:31:09,170 --> 01:31:10,571
- Me too.
1975
01:31:10,705 --> 01:31:12,440
- I didn't mean to run
away, I just, you know-
1976
01:31:12,573 --> 01:31:14,141
- I know, I know.
1977
01:31:14,275 --> 01:31:16,510
I didn't mean to make you feel
like you couldn't come back.
1978
01:31:16,644 --> 01:31:18,012
- You know I told
you I didn't know
1979
01:31:18,145 --> 01:31:21,515
what would make me
feel this way, but...
1980
01:31:22,583 --> 01:31:23,351
It took you.
1981
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,054
- That's really beautiful.
1982
01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:30,191
You can also thank
your terrifying friend.
1983
01:31:30,324 --> 01:31:32,193
She was an absolute nightmare.
1984
01:31:32,326 --> 01:31:34,228
- What, did Ava come and see?
1985
01:31:34,362 --> 01:31:35,796
Oh, my god, how's
your ball sack?
1986
01:31:35,930 --> 01:31:36,597
- It's fine.
1987
01:31:36,731 --> 01:31:38,165
- Oh, okay.
1988
01:31:38,299 --> 01:31:40,134
- Wait, Zack, what was she
gonna do to my ball sack?
1989
01:31:40,267 --> 01:31:41,302
- Shh, it's all better now.
1990
01:31:44,605 --> 01:31:45,473
- Hey, Zack.
1991
01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:46,841
- Yeah?
1992
01:31:46,974 --> 01:31:48,209
- Are you disappointed I'm me?
1993
01:31:50,144 --> 01:31:51,512
- What, what do you mean?
1994
01:31:51,645 --> 01:31:53,447
- I've imagined who
you are every day
1995
01:31:53,581 --> 01:31:56,650
for the past 15 years,
and you are exactly
1996
01:31:56,784 --> 01:31:59,086
who I want you to be, but am I?
1997
01:32:00,187 --> 01:32:01,856
- You're even better.
1998
01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:05,092
- What?
1999
01:32:05,226 --> 01:32:06,927
- You are 1,000 times better
2000
01:32:07,061 --> 01:32:08,996
than anything I could
have ever dreamed of.
2001
01:32:10,765 --> 01:32:11,699
I love you, Zack.
2002
01:32:13,534 --> 01:32:17,405
You are my turtle, you
are my right other turtle.
2003
01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:18,706
- The turtle thing again?
2004
01:32:18,839 --> 01:32:21,075
- Yes.
2005
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:22,109
- I love you, too.
2006
01:32:23,611 --> 01:32:25,212
- What do you say
we get out of here?
2007
01:32:25,346 --> 01:32:27,248
- That sounds really good.
2008
01:33:11,425 --> 01:33:12,460
- Let's
reset from the top.
2009
01:33:12,593 --> 01:33:14,395
- Sorry, I forgot that.
2010
01:33:14,529 --> 01:33:15,930
Time to go, have fun.
2011
01:33:17,431 --> 01:33:18,732
Oh, shit.
- Please don't destroy my desk.
2012
01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:21,602
- Bye.
2013
01:33:21,735 --> 01:33:22,503
- Cut.
2014
01:33:22,636 --> 01:33:23,904
- So Zack was my first kiss.
2015
01:33:25,940 --> 01:33:28,577
- It's dry, it's
good, but it's a little dry.
2016
01:33:30,211 --> 01:33:30,878
- Cut for-
2017
01:33:31,011 --> 01:33:32,746
- I can't talk.
2018
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:34,215
- I really hope you're right.
2019
01:33:35,282 --> 01:33:36,217
- I am right.
2020
01:33:37,952 --> 01:33:40,254
- Now to get back to
the important things,
2021
01:33:40,387 --> 01:33:41,989
you really don't know
what "blue" means?
2022
01:33:42,123 --> 01:33:44,725
Like, you've never
heard this before, ever?
2023
01:33:44,859 --> 01:33:45,793
No one's ever told you,
2024
01:33:45,926 --> 01:33:46,827
"I feel blue"?
- Zack, look.
2025
01:33:46,961 --> 01:33:48,195
You know I'm an old soul.
2026
01:33:48,329 --> 01:33:50,064
I don't keep up to date
with all the trends, okay?
2027
01:33:50,197 --> 01:33:52,299
I march to the beat
of my own drum, and-
2028
01:33:52,433 --> 01:33:54,603
- I'm
right, get off of me.
2029
01:33:56,971 --> 01:33:58,906
You know, do you know
what color this is?
2030
01:34:00,341 --> 01:34:01,142
- Sad.
2031
01:34:04,211 --> 01:34:05,646
- Okay, be right back.
2032
01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:09,683
- We're gonna kiss later.
2033
01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:12,153
Enjoy the show.
2034
01:34:14,121 --> 01:34:16,223
- And I hate actresses and I
don't know why you date them.
2035
01:34:16,357 --> 01:34:17,925
- Wait, what about me,
you like me, right?
2036
01:34:18,058 --> 01:34:19,628
- Yes, Peter, you're
not an actress.
2037
01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,862
- And you like me, even though
I can't do a British accent?
2038
01:34:23,532 --> 01:34:27,134
- I mean, it's disappointing,
but sure, I like you.
2039
01:34:27,268 --> 01:34:28,669
I'm gonna go get drunk.
2040
01:34:28,802 --> 01:34:30,204
- Okay.
2041
01:34:30,337 --> 01:34:32,373
- Do you mean
you're gonna go get a drink?
2042
01:34:32,507 --> 01:34:35,577
- I mean what I mean.
2043
01:34:37,144 --> 01:34:38,812
- Bye.
2044
01:34:38,946 --> 01:34:40,047
- I love you.
2045
01:34:40,181 --> 01:34:42,483
- I love you more,
baby.
2046
01:34:42,617 --> 01:34:45,386
Goddamn, I'm good.
2047
01:34:51,825 --> 01:34:52,826
- Quiet, please.
2048
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:54,195
- It's the best
thing in the world.
2049
01:34:54,328 --> 01:34:56,297
- It's so fucking cool.
2050
01:34:56,430 --> 01:34:57,599
Don't be using your
credit card on that-
2051
01:34:57,731 --> 01:34:58,966
- Can you
guys hold real quick?
2052
01:34:59,099 --> 01:35:00,134
Sorry to interrupt, hold.
2053
01:35:01,570 --> 01:35:02,903
We're gonna dust that
hair off the jacket.
2054
01:35:03,037 --> 01:35:05,239
If you can get a roller, please.
2055
01:35:05,372 --> 01:35:07,576
Sorry, guys.
2056
01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:09,076
- Just like
that.
2057
01:35:09,210 --> 01:35:11,445
- I need more
icing, I ate it all.
2058
01:35:11,580 --> 01:35:13,615
- Oh, my god.
2059
01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:17,051
- How close
is that, actually?
2060
01:35:18,285 --> 01:35:20,054
Great.
2061
01:35:20,187 --> 01:35:22,524
- Oh, it was just an old man
asking if he smelled young.
2062
01:35:23,891 --> 01:35:25,192
- What?
2063
01:35:25,326 --> 01:35:26,393
- Get back to work.
2064
01:35:26,528 --> 01:35:28,028
- What?
2065
01:35:28,162 --> 01:35:30,532
- Get back to work
and finish the draft.
2066
01:35:30,665 --> 01:35:31,465
- Or else?
2067
01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:34,536
- I'll poop on you.
2068
01:35:36,070 --> 01:35:38,038
- Okay, you and
Chloe are into some weird shit.
2069
01:35:44,713 --> 01:35:46,046
- You're really
stupid, you know that?
2070
01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:47,481
- I'm sorry, who are you?
2071
01:35:47,616 --> 01:35:48,782
- Okay, I don't think
that's the question
2072
01:35:48,916 --> 01:35:50,017
you need to be asking me.
2073
01:35:50,150 --> 01:35:51,418
- Okay, but you just
barged into my apartment,
2074
01:35:51,553 --> 01:35:53,487
and I have no clue who you are-
- Oh, have I?
2075
01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:55,756
- Oh, I'm sorry,
I am so sorry.
2076
01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:58,492
- You made almost a
good rhyme, Brenda.
2077
01:35:58,627 --> 01:36:00,461
- I am an english
teacher, Brenda.
2078
01:36:04,765 --> 01:36:09,303
- Because, Zack
Mandel, I love you.
2079
01:36:13,642 --> 01:36:14,643
- And I sing the song.
2080
01:36:14,775 --> 01:36:15,843
- Cut.
2081
01:36:19,380 --> 01:36:20,615
- He's
got his credit card
2082
01:36:20,749 --> 01:36:21,982
for you whenever you're ready.
- Credit card?
2083
01:36:22,116 --> 01:36:23,150
- Yes.
- Man, nice try.
2084
01:36:23,284 --> 01:36:24,084
I don't have credit.
2085
01:36:24,218 --> 01:36:25,085
- Oh, really?
2086
01:36:25,219 --> 01:36:26,420
- No.
2087
01:36:26,554 --> 01:36:27,988
- Oh, that's attractive
for a first date, yeah.
2088
01:36:28,122 --> 01:36:29,691
- Yeah, I
know, yeah-
2089
01:36:29,823 --> 01:36:31,325
- Nothing says sinking
credit like love, you know?
2090
01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:34,962
- No, no, no, no, also
I pee myself a lot, so.
2091
01:36:35,095 --> 01:36:36,196
- Oh, wow, okay, cool.
2092
01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:38,499
Can't wait to see that.
2093
01:36:44,639 --> 01:36:47,808
- Okay, okay.
2094
01:36:47,941 --> 01:36:50,411
- This conversation's
over, don't say a word.
2095
01:36:52,681 --> 01:36:55,082
Oh, fuck.
2096
01:37:02,256 --> 01:37:03,290
- Cut.
2097
01:37:07,562 --> 01:37:09,163
- Will you go over narwhals
for me really quick?
2098
01:37:09,296 --> 01:37:10,297
- What's a narwhal?
2099
01:37:10,998 --> 01:37:13,033
- I think it's, like,
2100
01:37:13,967 --> 01:37:15,202
it's like uh-huh,
2101
01:37:16,771 --> 01:37:18,072
and uh-huh.
2102
01:37:20,107 --> 01:37:21,175
- Cut it, cut it.
2103
01:37:23,444 --> 01:37:24,978
- Will you go over narwhals
for me really quick?
2104
01:37:25,112 --> 01:37:26,880
- So it's like a cat.
2105
01:37:27,014 --> 01:37:27,881
- Oh.
2106
01:37:31,352 --> 01:37:32,654
Let's watch a- a movie.
2107
01:37:32,787 --> 01:37:33,454
- Okay.
2108
01:37:33,588 --> 01:37:34,756
- Cut, cut.
2109
01:37:34,888 --> 01:37:36,190
- Good things come
to those who wait.
2110
01:37:36,323 --> 01:37:37,759
You complicated it so much.
2111
01:37:39,026 --> 01:37:40,160
- I don't think so, Zack.
2112
01:37:42,196 --> 01:37:45,499
- That's a picture wrap
on Zack Anthony.
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