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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,270 - Are you leaving? 2 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:37,739 I was gonna make us cookies. 3 00:00:39,674 --> 00:00:41,643 - I'm on a diet, green juice and that's it. 4 00:00:42,644 --> 00:00:44,646 - Okay, you're always on a diet. 5 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,581 - It's called being healthy, 6 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,082 not like you know anything about that. 7 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,919 - It's called hating everything good 8 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:53,755 about life, like cookies. 9 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:54,722 - Listen, there's something 10 00:00:54,856 --> 00:00:55,957 that we need to talk about. 11 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,959 - Okay, don't tell me 12 00:00:58,091 --> 00:00:59,661 that you hate sex now, too. 13 00:00:59,794 --> 00:01:01,261 - No, I don't hate sex. 14 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,229 - Okay, good. 15 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:03,765 - I just hate it with you. 16 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:05,900 - Oh. 17 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:08,603 - It's nothing personal, I'm just now realizing it, 18 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,505 I'm not physically attracted to you. 19 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,205 You're really just not my type. 20 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:14,776 - No, I get it, it's like I'm cool, but I'm ugly. 21 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,143 - I didn't say that. 22 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:16,978 - But you meant it. 23 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,378 - Just to me. 24 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:19,981 I'm sure there are plenty of guys out there 25 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,951 that'll find you attractive, I'm just not one of them. 26 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,052 - Wow. 27 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:25,118 - I think it's just, like, the fact 28 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,486 that I'm much hotter than you. 29 00:01:26,621 --> 00:01:27,855 Like, normally with most guys, we're both hot, 30 00:01:27,989 --> 00:01:29,489 but with you, I'm just, like, the prize. 31 00:01:29,624 --> 00:01:32,060 You're like a Winnie-the-Pooh, adorable but with a tummy, 32 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,261 and you never have pants on. 33 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,030 I just wanted you to understand where I was coming from 34 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,432 because I'd be an asshole if I didn't explain it. 35 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,802 - Right, right, right, right, you'd be an asshole 36 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,704 if you didn't tell me how much I suck. 37 00:01:42,837 --> 00:01:43,972 - Exactly, see? - Yeah. 38 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,607 - I'm glad you get it. 39 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:46,674 I mean, it'd be one thing 40 00:01:46,808 --> 00:01:47,976 if you had a great personality, but- 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,477 - Oh, this is a really good talk. 42 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,448 - You're funny, but you're rude, 43 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:57,150 and you really shouldn't be rude if you're fat. 44 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,052 - Leave now. 45 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,723 - You see, you're trying to kick me out 46 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,758 when I'm just trying to give you some honesty. 47 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,627 - You're right, I'm the asshole here. 48 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:07,528 - Well, goodbye, Zack. 49 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:09,463 I hope you can get your life together. 50 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,068 - I hope you live a happy life 51 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:16,303 with all the green juice you desire. 52 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,281 I hate men. 53 00:04:39,213 --> 00:04:42,784 - I mean, he's not wrong, sorry, just, 54 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:45,586 you've been a little all over the place lately. 55 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,420 All right, I'll be honest, you're a mess. 56 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:49,289 You've turned into a complete degenerate, Zack. 57 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,825 - A degenerate? 58 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:52,425 - Like, you're wearing clothes from middle school, 59 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:53,694 like that hat from Camp Bernstein. 60 00:04:53,828 --> 00:04:55,328 You stopped going there when you were 14. 61 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:56,931 - Yeah, but I have great memories there, Kenny. 62 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,833 - All right, well, you know, 63 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,869 can't you have great memories and get some new clothes? 64 00:05:03,905 --> 00:05:06,607 If I hadn't walked in on you fucking a dude on my couch, 65 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:08,976 I would have never guessed that you are gay. 66 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:12,513 - Well, I am, and also I'm sorry, 67 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:14,347 and also I'm sorry I never said sorry until right now. 68 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,683 - Hey, it was two years ago. 69 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:16,884 - I'm sorry. 70 00:05:17,018 --> 00:05:18,619 - All right, look, I love you, 71 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,689 but this whole thing you got going on is really not okay. 72 00:05:21,823 --> 00:05:24,357 You've got to seriously figure your life out, 73 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,426 and soon, because I'm tired of paying your rent. 74 00:05:26,561 --> 00:05:28,328 - Yeah, but it's just until I sell my book- 75 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:30,131 - No, Zack, it's been a year, dude. 76 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:33,167 I've been paying it for a year. You've gotta get a job. 77 00:05:33,301 --> 00:05:35,736 I've been looking for someone to manage my social media- 78 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:40,340 - No, no, I'd rather die, plus my 112 followers need me 79 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,442 to tell them about vampires, so. 80 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,848 - All right, well, then just find something 81 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:49,016 that makes you happy, please. 82 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,988 - Miss Kitlin's office. 83 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,455 Yes, please hold. 84 00:05:58,659 --> 00:05:59,927 Miss Kitlin's office. 85 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:02,597 Yes, of course, all right. 86 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,299 Miss Kitlin's office. 87 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,669 Yes, I will let her know. 88 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,605 Yes, of course, bye. 89 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,110 - Lunch? 90 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:17,778 - I can't, Margie's got a client coming in during lunch. 91 00:06:17,912 --> 00:06:18,779 - Hmm, typical. 92 00:06:18,913 --> 00:06:19,747 - I will eat later. 93 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:20,615 - You always say that. 94 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:21,749 - I will. 95 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,050 - Mm-mm, you need to eat. 96 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:23,985 You're looking like "Jack and the Beanstalk," 97 00:06:24,118 --> 00:06:25,186 and I'm not talking about Jack. 98 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:27,221 - I look like a beanstalk, hilarious. 99 00:06:27,355 --> 00:06:28,923 - What about drinks afterwards? 100 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:29,857 - I'm meeting Eric. 101 00:06:29,991 --> 00:06:31,025 - Oh, are you still dating him? 102 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,360 - He's my boyfriend. 103 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,528 - He's so boring, my god, he's so boring 104 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,031 that I daydream about sleeping when I'm talking to him. 105 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,332 - It's not like he's a new guy. 106 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:40,101 We've been together for two years. 107 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:42,503 - And every day is another mistake. 108 00:06:42,637 --> 00:06:43,905 - That is just your opinion. 109 00:06:44,038 --> 00:06:45,506 - No, you think that too, okay? 110 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,875 You just date because he's safe, and guess what? 111 00:06:48,009 --> 00:06:49,810 He won't break up with you and you love that 112 00:06:49,944 --> 00:06:51,712 because you can't deal well with rejection. 113 00:06:51,846 --> 00:06:53,281 - How do you know that? 114 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,050 - Oh, please, I see how upset you get every day 115 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:57,952 when Margie hates on your ideas. 116 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,787 - Well, I'm very happy, so. 117 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:01,454 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, deal with that. 118 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,456 - Okay, well, one day you're gonna be married 119 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,092 with four cats, with no plans 120 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:07,261 for the 12th Friday in a row except for Netflix 121 00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:09,597 and that god-awful stew he makes. 122 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,299 - Oh, god, not stew. 123 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,701 - Can you just trust me, okay, 'cause I can see the future. 124 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,803 That's why I'm your best friend. - Oh, you are? 125 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:17,071 - Oh, yes, honey, 126 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,406 people just wish they were as lucky as you. 127 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,373 - Uh-huh, I bet. 128 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,409 - Zack, come in here. 129 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,778 - Ooh, you gotta go, have fun. 130 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,079 - Having so much fun. 131 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,318 - Zack, sit. 132 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,252 - Yes, Margie. 133 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,123 - There's a showcase tonight and I need you to go for me. 134 00:07:36,257 --> 00:07:37,258 - Yes, absolutely. 135 00:07:37,391 --> 00:07:38,826 - But they're paying me to go, 136 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,861 so the check that you get needs 137 00:07:40,995 --> 00:07:42,830 to be on my desk tomorrow morning. 138 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:44,332 - Yep, you've got it. 139 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,132 - And Zack. 140 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:46,033 - Yes, Margie? 141 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,803 - Don't call in anyone. 142 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,872 I'm tired of you believing in people, it's exhausting. 143 00:07:52,006 --> 00:07:53,473 - I don't get it, you've liked every single person 144 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,842 that I've brought in. 145 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:56,143 - Yes, and I haven't signed a single one of them. 146 00:07:56,277 --> 00:07:57,445 - And I don't understand why. 147 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,981 - And you'll never understand, just leave now. 148 00:08:00,114 --> 00:08:00,982 - You got it. 149 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:07,822 - Why'd you have to start dating an actress? 150 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,156 They're the worst. 151 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,658 - Oh, stop, she's cool, you'll like her. 152 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:11,892 - Chances are I'll hate her. 153 00:08:12,026 --> 00:08:14,528 I hated the last actress I met. 154 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,330 - Are you talking about the time you threw up 155 00:08:16,464 --> 00:08:18,432 on Michelle Pfeiffer at brunch? 156 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,802 - She was so rude and I said I was sorry. 157 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,137 - You weren't even sitting near her. 158 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,905 - Okay, but I was trying to get outside, 159 00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:26,640 and then she shrieked and screamed. 160 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,509 I hated her, I hate actresses, 161 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:29,844 and I don't know why you date them. 162 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,146 - Wait, what about me? You like me, right? 163 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,248 - Yes, Peter, I like you, you're not an actress. 164 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:35,616 - Yeah, but you'd still like me even 165 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:37,518 if I wasn't dating Chloe? 166 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,020 - Yeah, once again, you're not an actress 167 00:08:39,153 --> 00:08:40,888 so it doesn't really make sense, okay? 168 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,523 Anyway, I'm gonna go get drunk. 169 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,325 - Do you mean you're gonna go get a drink? 170 00:08:44,458 --> 00:08:45,493 - I mean what I mean. 171 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,994 - Wait, can one of you tell me 172 00:08:47,128 --> 00:08:48,729 if he actually hates me or not? 173 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:52,833 - So, yeah, I think, 174 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,101 I think the plant is dying. 175 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:58,739 - Well, why did that story take 20 minutes to explain? 176 00:08:58,873 --> 00:09:00,474 - Well, 'cause that's how I found out. 177 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,376 You see, it started last week when I bought it, and- 178 00:09:02,511 --> 00:09:04,111 - Oh, I don't need to hear it again. 179 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:06,814 - Oh, oh. 180 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,050 I made us reservations at Danny's after. 181 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,651 - Who makes a reservation at Danny's? 182 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:13,888 - I do, it's Danny's Tuesday, or did you forget? 183 00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:16,824 - No, I didn't forget. 184 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,092 I'm gonna go grab a drink, okay? 185 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,460 I'll be right back, okay? 186 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,597 - I don't have any money. 187 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,965 I thought I did, but I don't. 188 00:09:25,099 --> 00:09:26,934 - You already drank that drink. 189 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,737 - I know, and I'm sorry, but I just don't have any money. 190 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,405 - You did know. 191 00:09:31,540 --> 00:09:33,374 I've never seen anyone drink a beer that quickly before. 192 00:09:33,508 --> 00:09:35,609 It was like watching Charlie Sheen or something. 193 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,745 - That's not only offensive to the Charlie Sheen, 194 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:38,612 but also to me. 195 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:39,880 - Is there a problem here? 196 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,248 - Yeah, I don't have any money, 197 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:43,284 so I can't pay this delightful bartender. 198 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,251 - Screw you, dumb-ass. 199 00:09:44,385 --> 00:09:45,886 - Ha, see, he's just delightful. 200 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,788 - If I cover his beer, can this all be over, 201 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,256 and get my glass of rose? - Sure. 202 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,559 - Then done. 203 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,927 - Oh, my knight in shining armor, it seems. 204 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:55,930 - Mm, honestly, I just want my drink. 205 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:56,964 - Well, thank you either way. 206 00:09:57,098 --> 00:09:57,765 - You're welcome. 207 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:58,666 - I'm Zack. 208 00:10:02,236 --> 00:10:03,471 Is my name that funny? 209 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,940 Like, I know Zs are hilarious, but still. 210 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,708 - No, my name is Zack, as well. 211 00:10:07,842 --> 00:10:09,710 - Oh, okay. 212 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:11,178 What do you know, two guys named Zack. 213 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:13,481 - Well, I'm sure there are way more than two. 214 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:16,117 - No, I meant, like, right here, right now. 215 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,220 - Right, I was joking. 216 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,590 - Very funny. 217 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,657 - Sure, yeah, no, terrible. 218 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,127 - It was really bad, I can't lie to you. 219 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:28,597 - Here's your wine. 220 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:29,497 - Thank you. 221 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,536 Well, I gotta get back to my boyfriend. 222 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:37,938 - Oh, shit, I was gonna ask you out for a drink. 223 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,206 - Didn't I just buy you one? 224 00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:40,941 - Right, so I owe you one. 225 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:45,079 - Right, yes, yes, you owe, 226 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,681 yeah, I think you should pay me back sometime. 227 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,484 - Okay, tomorrow, Dingbat. 228 00:10:50,619 --> 00:10:52,987 - Is that the name of the bar, or are you calling me a dingbat? 229 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,488 - That's the name of the bar, my friend. 230 00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:56,690 - Ah, friend-zoning me already. 231 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,859 - Okay, someone has a boyfriend. 232 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,661 - Oh, well, someone seems to be very straight. 233 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,796 - Oh, this someone has clearly been flirting 234 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,166 with you for the past five minutes. 235 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:07,801 - Your shoes are very straight. 236 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:10,938 - Well, they are gay, as am I, so. 237 00:11:12,507 --> 00:11:16,010 - I've gotta go, but tomorrow, the Dingbat, nine? 238 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:16,944 - Nine it is. 239 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:19,813 - Bring some money. 240 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,315 - I'll find some somewhere. 241 00:11:35,664 --> 00:11:38,199 - She's great, right? 242 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:40,801 - I know you're actually dating the only talented girl 243 00:11:40,935 --> 00:11:42,336 in the showcase. 244 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,606 - I know, showcases are whack. 245 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,141 - Because you've been to so many- 246 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,510 - Yeah, more than you have. 247 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,989 - She's really great. 248 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:06,227 - What about their pancakes? 249 00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:09,363 That's just uncouth, it's dinnertime. 250 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,785 - She was great. 251 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,021 We all know I could have sung the song even higher, 252 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,724 in a higher key, I could have done it, 253 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,058 and, like, I think we know that, right, guys? 254 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,563 - Hey. 255 00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:42,463 - Cupcake. 256 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,635 You were a sensation, truly. 257 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,736 These are my friends, 258 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,937 Chloe and Peter. - Hi. 259 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:50,739 - Hi. 260 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,139 - You were really good. 261 00:12:52,273 --> 00:12:55,042 - Thank you so much, and you must be Zack. 262 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,945 - Hi, it's nice to meet you. 263 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,582 - You too, thanks for coming, you guys. 264 00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:02,216 I really appreciate it. 265 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,917 - You guys want to grab dinner or something? 266 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,219 - Love to. 267 00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:12,393 - Are you sure you're not hungry? 268 00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,763 - Yeah, not for anything from here, at least. 269 00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,098 That girl, Lily Avalon, she was really good. 270 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,635 - I just thought the whole show was a little bit of a bore. 271 00:13:20,769 --> 00:13:22,102 We could have been doing something fun, 272 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,774 like binging that DVD set of hawks flying I just bought. 273 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,441 - Oh, wow, there's a DVD set of that? 274 00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:29,511 - Yes, hours of hawks flying 275 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:32,846 around the world, pretty awesome. 276 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,348 - It sounds awesome. 277 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,085 You know, I have to go to these things for work. 278 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,487 - So quit your job. I can provide for both of us. 279 00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:42,122 I make plenty from my job. 280 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,259 - It's not about the money, I mean, I love what I do. 281 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,462 - Zack, I want to talk to you about something. 282 00:13:48,596 --> 00:13:49,963 - Okay. 283 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:50,864 - I love you. 284 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,333 - I know. 285 00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:54,703 - And. 286 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:55,637 - Oh, my god. 287 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:56,837 - Ever since I met you, 288 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,906 I knew we had something very good. 289 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,140 - Please don't do this. 290 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,743 - You're such a special person 291 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,545 and I love every moment we spend together. 292 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:04,845 - Just stand up right now. 293 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:09,316 - So Zackary Noah Mandel, will you marry me? 294 00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:11,352 - I don't want to eat your fucking stew! 295 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,887 - My stew? 296 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:17,057 - Yes, the stew that you're gonna make me eat 297 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,860 until the end of time, and I die. 298 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:20,994 Please sit down. - Zack. 299 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,296 - I can't do this, I can't marry you. 300 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,364 - Zack. 301 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,566 - Yeah, I think we need to break up. 302 00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:25,466 - What? 303 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,568 - I think we should break up. 304 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,102 I need for us to break up right now. 305 00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,904 - This is not how I thought this was gonna go. 306 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,174 - This just isn't working, can't you feel that at all? 307 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,543 - I just asked you to marry me. 308 00:14:37,478 --> 00:14:38,946 - God, you're a really nice guy, 309 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,382 Eric, but I need to be with someone 310 00:14:41,516 --> 00:14:46,353 that makes me laugh, someone who wants to go someplace 311 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,357 that isn't Danny's, and who wants to have sex somewhere 312 00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:53,026 that isn't just the bedroom every once in a while. 313 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,095 - That's just irresponsible. 314 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,498 - I am really sorry, I'm gonna, 315 00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,502 I'm just not gonna do this anymore. 316 00:15:02,837 --> 00:15:04,204 I'm gonna go pack my things. 317 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,507 - I don't know what to say. 318 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:07,575 - Don't say anything, please. 319 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,110 Bye, Eric. 320 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,088 - What's bugging you? 321 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,290 - Nothing. 322 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,530 - You are the worst liar, like, really bad, 323 00:15:28,663 --> 00:15:29,898 so spit it out or shit it out. 324 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,132 - What the hell is that saying? 325 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,602 - I just made it up, it's terrible. 326 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:35,469 - Yeah. 327 00:15:35,603 --> 00:15:37,539 - But still, just tell me. 328 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:41,810 - Fine, I met a cute guy. 329 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,745 - Ooh, I love when stories start this way. 330 00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:45,946 - And then he paid for my drink. 331 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,582 - Even better. 332 00:15:47,715 --> 00:15:48,850 - And then he was like, 333 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,852 "I need to get back to my boyfriend." 334 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:53,187 - Ooh, bummer. 335 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,154 - Major bummer. 336 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,089 - I'm sorry, Z. 337 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,725 Listen, if there's one thing 338 00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,928 I've learned working after hours at Land of Donut, 339 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:03,397 it's that people will find their sweatshirt. 340 00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:06,033 It's just in the lost and found, in the back. 341 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,502 - What does that mean? 342 00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:08,937 Why do you work there 343 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,606 when you have a full-time job at a magazine? 344 00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:15,108 Anyway, though, we are hanging out tomorrow, I'm excited. 345 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,744 - Ooh, see, there's hope. 346 00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:19,213 Just don't be a homewrecker. 347 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,783 As I always say, a home to wreck is not yours to wreck. 348 00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:23,885 - He didn't seem happy. 349 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,987 - Just take it day by day, as I always say. 350 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:29,524 - Okay, day by day. 351 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:32,594 That's seems like a good approach. 352 00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:42,236 - What did I say? 353 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,370 - Not to call anyone in. 354 00:16:43,505 --> 00:16:45,507 - And what did you do? 355 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:48,175 - I promise you, she is very, very talented, she's- 356 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,345 - I don't care if she can spin dishes on her nipples. 357 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:52,981 I told you I didn't want to see anyone. 358 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,081 - Sure. 359 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,517 - This is your last warning, Mandel. 360 00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,552 I don't build careers. 361 00:16:57,685 --> 00:17:00,020 No one else, or you're fired. 362 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,557 If I send you to a showcase, just watch it. 363 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,626 Don't let your stupid heart get involved. 364 00:17:05,994 --> 00:17:07,261 - But you'll see her? 365 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,798 - I will see her, but she'd better be good. 366 00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:12,266 - I'll schedule her for tomorrow at three. 367 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,500 - Fine, get out. 368 00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:19,707 - What's going on? 369 00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:20,642 - What do you mean? 370 00:17:20,775 --> 00:17:22,010 - Why are you answering my chats 371 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,645 with periods instead of exclamation points? 372 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:24,913 - What, do I usually use exclamation points? 373 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,915 - Yes, always, it's hard to understand 374 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,683 what could be that exciting. 375 00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:29,951 - Shh, keep it down. 376 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,554 - What is going on? 377 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,121 Tell me, tell me, tell me. 378 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,188 - I broke up with Eric. 379 00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:37,959 - Oh, my god, hell, yes. 380 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,360 Yes, yes, yes, this is amazing. 381 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,563 Oh, my god, hell, yes. 382 00:17:41,696 --> 00:17:42,864 - Please tell me how you feel. 383 00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,866 - Yes, oh, that's the best news ever. 384 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:47,100 Okay, we're going out tonight and we're celebrating. 385 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,403 - Okay, that sounds like fun, but I cannot tonight. 386 00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:52,139 - The hell you can't, what's more important than me? 387 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,073 - A date? 388 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,275 - Zackary, are you for real? 389 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:56,476 - The realest. 390 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,212 - Hold up, so you broke up with Eric yesterday 391 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,314 and suddenly you have a date? 392 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,114 - Mm-hmm. 393 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,349 - You're worse than me. 394 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,952 - I don't know what to tell you. 395 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,252 Why is this thing always out of ink? 396 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,087 - You need a break, okay, you need to be single. 397 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,690 - It's good, I promise. 398 00:18:08,823 --> 00:18:09,857 Something clicked last night, 399 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:12,259 and I could clearly see two things. 400 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,294 - Okay. 401 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,730 - Eric and I couldn't go on any longer, 402 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,164 and Zack deserved a real date. 403 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,967 - Yeah, you do deserve a real date, mm-hmm. 404 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,502 - No, his name is Zack, too, I'm talking about him. 405 00:18:21,636 --> 00:18:22,604 - You're joking, right? 406 00:18:22,737 --> 00:18:23,938 - No, I think it's cute. 407 00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:27,140 - No, it's weird as hell, that's what it is. 408 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,409 You can't date somebody with your own name. 409 00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:30,712 How is that gonna work? 410 00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:32,112 Tell me, what about during sex? 411 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,082 So you're really gonna be calling his name, 412 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,449 but in reality, it's your name? 413 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:36,751 What, that's confusing. 414 00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:39,386 - No, it's kind of awesome. 415 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,089 You love it. 416 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,092 - You know what, I ain't gonna lie, it is kind of awesome. 417 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,460 I wish I could scream out my name during sex. 418 00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,128 - See? - You know what I'm gonna do? 419 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,329 - What? 420 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,832 - I'm gonna change Cameron's name to Ava. 421 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,165 - Please don't tell me who or what- 422 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,134 - Cameron's my toothbrush. - Okay. 423 00:19:18,559 --> 00:19:19,827 - Oh, my god, I am so sorry, are you? 424 00:19:19,961 --> 00:19:21,328 Oh, my god, Zack? 425 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,195 - Oh, god. 426 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,330 - Are you okay? 427 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,566 - Oh, no, I'm fine. 428 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,167 - Oh, shit, no, you are not. 429 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,803 That is a lot of blood, sorry. 430 00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,105 Here, here, there, you put that- 431 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,941 Oh, god, did that hurt? 432 00:19:34,075 --> 00:19:35,677 - Gosh, that hurts. 433 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:36,611 - Okay, you know what? 434 00:19:36,744 --> 00:19:38,245 We gotta get you to a hospital. 435 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,548 - Okay, let's just, like, wrap this up. 436 00:19:40,682 --> 00:19:41,749 I'll see you another time. 437 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:43,250 - Nope, are you kidding? I'm coming with you. 438 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,053 - What if I don't want you to come? 439 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:46,054 - Honestly, I really don't care. 440 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,320 I might have just broken your nose. 441 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,790 I owe you some company, down. 442 00:19:49,791 --> 00:19:50,658 Okay. 443 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:54,896 - Paging Dr. Patel. 444 00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:56,064 Please go to room 204- 445 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,066 - Make sure to keep pressure on it. 446 00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,767 I think that's what they say to do. 447 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,037 - I think that's for open wounds, 448 00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:03,905 not for broken bones. 449 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:09,177 - I'm sorry, not exactly an expert on this. 450 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,511 - What are you an expert in? 451 00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,412 - Writing, I write books. 452 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,582 - Really, what have you written? 453 00:20:14,716 --> 00:20:18,619 - Well, okay, well, nothing's been published as of yet. 454 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,555 - Oh, wow, a wannabe writer. 455 00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:21,856 Okay, I have to get out of here. 456 00:20:21,989 --> 00:20:24,058 - Okay, okay, but I'm good, I promise. 457 00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:25,358 - I believe you. 458 00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:29,463 So give me a synopsis. 459 00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:31,032 - You don't want to hear that. 460 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:33,601 - Yes, I do, come on, bring it. 461 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:36,104 - Okay, so there's this kid named William, 462 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:39,640 and Will's dad goes on a trip every few months 463 00:20:39,774 --> 00:20:41,175 for weeks at a time, 464 00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:44,178 so Will becomes suspicious of the trips, like, 465 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:47,615 why can't he reach his dad whenever he leaves? 466 00:20:47,749 --> 00:20:50,350 So on the night of Will's 18th birthday, 467 00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:53,453 he decides to follow his dad and see where he ends up. 468 00:20:53,588 --> 00:20:54,889 - Okay, where does he end up? 469 00:20:55,022 --> 00:20:55,790 - In Romania. 470 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:58,458 - What, why- why in Romania? 471 00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,763 - Because his dad is a hunter of a being 472 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:05,833 that only lives in Romania, the vampire. 473 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:09,837 - You're shitting me. 474 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:11,139 - I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. 475 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,807 And I know it sounds a little cheesy, 476 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,042 but I've done a ton of research, 477 00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:17,145 so all the vampire mythology 478 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,746 that you could even imagine. 479 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,515 So when Will gets there, 480 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:24,384 it turns out that his family is a long line of hunters, 481 00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:27,387 so his dad decides to train him next in line, 482 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:31,058 and then Will and his dad decide to go on a journey 483 00:21:31,192 --> 00:21:35,863 to kill the last living vampire, Vlad Dracula himself. 484 00:21:37,999 --> 00:21:41,334 - It's really cool, kind of oddly sexy, too. 485 00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,272 - Yeah, I mean, hopefully it'll be a series, 486 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,641 and then, god willing, someone will buy it 487 00:21:46,774 --> 00:21:51,179 and turn it into a movie and just make me a ton of money. 488 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,847 - Oh, god, wouldn't that be nice? 489 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,282 - Yeah. 490 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,349 - So what's it called? - "Undeath in the Family." 491 00:21:58,085 --> 00:21:59,253 - Oh, god, I love that, 492 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,856 but it really hurts to laugh. 493 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:04,992 - Oh, yeah, how's the nose? 494 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:06,194 - Yeah, I think it's okay. 495 00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:13,100 - So could I ask you an awkward question? 496 00:22:13,234 --> 00:22:15,903 Does your boyfriend know that you're here with me tonight? 497 00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:20,675 - We broke up last night, actually, so. 498 00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:23,211 - I'm- I'm sorry. 499 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,881 I'm here for you, seriously, I am. 500 00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:29,482 - Thank you. 501 00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:34,021 It's okay, it had to end, he proposed. 502 00:22:34,155 --> 00:22:35,056 - No, he didn't. 503 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:35,923 - Yes. 504 00:22:36,057 --> 00:22:37,325 - This was all last night? 505 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:40,127 - Mm-hmm, last night, and then went home, 506 00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:41,461 packed up, and moved out. 507 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,231 - Wow. 508 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,901 This is a lot to take in. 509 00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,170 - You mean for a first date? 510 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,671 - So this is a date? 511 00:22:51,672 --> 00:22:52,907 - Well, I don't know, 512 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,076 I wouldn't call this a first date, exactly. 513 00:22:56,878 --> 00:23:00,948 Yeah, if you want to try again sometime soon, you could. 514 00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:04,051 Maybe try not to break my nose next time. 515 00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:06,754 - Okay. 516 00:23:08,189 --> 00:23:09,857 - Okay. 517 00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:13,895 - Hello. 518 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:20,234 - Should I stay? 519 00:23:22,036 --> 00:23:23,638 - Yeah, you've come this far. 520 00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,240 Oh, god, you all right? 521 00:23:30,177 --> 00:23:31,946 - Well, at least it's not broken. 522 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:34,515 - Well, I mean, you did your best, but I am unbreakable. 523 00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:35,983 - Okay. 524 00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:40,388 - You know, I should probably get home. 525 00:23:40,554 --> 00:23:43,891 It's getting really late and I gotta work tomorrow. 526 00:23:44,025 --> 00:23:44,892 - Where's home? 527 00:23:47,929 --> 00:23:50,564 - Right now I'm living in a hotel, just for a few days. 528 00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:53,433 I'm already looking for a new place, though. 529 00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:54,969 - Well, can I walk you home? 530 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,605 - You don't have to do that. 531 00:23:59,974 --> 00:24:01,008 - I've come this far. 532 00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:04,845 - All right, well, this way. 533 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:10,450 Do you have any really irrational fears? 534 00:24:12,420 --> 00:24:14,288 - Like, so many, like, sometimes I have a dream 535 00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:15,656 that I'm actually- 536 00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:40,815 - This is you? 537 00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:44,452 - Well, this is a hotel, I'm me. 538 00:24:48,089 --> 00:24:49,056 I'll see you tomorrow? 539 00:24:50,558 --> 00:24:52,360 - Yeah, I'll pencil you in. 540 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:55,396 Just kidding, my day's completely open. 541 00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:57,698 - Good night, Zack. 542 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:58,899 - Good night. 543 00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:12,146 - What do you mean that you're gonna see him again tonight? 544 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:13,714 - I mean I'm gonna see him again tonight. 545 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,182 - But he almost broke your nose. 546 00:25:15,316 --> 00:25:16,984 - I know, but he stayed with me the entire night. 547 00:25:17,118 --> 00:25:18,386 I mean, how sweet is that? 548 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:20,688 - First sour, then sweet, like a Sour Patch Kid. 549 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,956 - Mm. 550 00:25:22,089 --> 00:25:23,524 - You know what, you can make your stupid decisions 551 00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:25,359 on your own, don't listen to me at all. 552 00:25:25,493 --> 00:25:27,261 Can you hold, please? 553 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,362 - Knock, knock, hey, Zack, 554 00:25:28,496 --> 00:25:29,897 if it isn't my favorite agent. 555 00:25:30,031 --> 00:25:31,065 - So good to see you. 556 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,099 Congrats on the new season dropping. 557 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,868 And you too, Jeffrey, wow. 558 00:25:34,001 --> 00:25:35,736 Never thought that "Warlock Academy" could get that deep, 559 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:36,737 but I was wrong. 560 00:25:36,871 --> 00:25:38,272 - Thank you, man. 561 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:39,940 - Also I'm still an agent's assistant. 562 00:25:40,074 --> 00:25:41,175 - Margie still hasn't promoted you? 563 00:25:41,308 --> 00:25:43,377 - No. - What a venomous bitch. 564 00:25:43,512 --> 00:25:45,112 Honestly, we should just have you be our agent 565 00:25:45,246 --> 00:25:46,847 and leave that queen to rot. 566 00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:49,417 - Zack, why didn't you tell me 567 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:50,818 my two favorite clients are here? 568 00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:52,753 - Margie. 569 00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:56,924 Such a pleasure to see you, you look fantastic. 570 00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:58,527 What's your skincare routine? 571 00:25:58,659 --> 00:26:00,895 - Margie, why haven't you promoted my boy Zack yet? 572 00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:02,963 - It's a discussion we've been having. 573 00:26:03,097 --> 00:26:07,068 He's so close, like, how close you are to winning an Oscar. 574 00:26:07,201 --> 00:26:08,235 - I haven't been nominated yet. 575 00:26:08,369 --> 00:26:11,205 - Exactly, why don't you two come in? 576 00:26:11,338 --> 00:26:13,107 Coffee, Zack, now. 577 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,908 - Yes. 578 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,042 - Sorry, man, I tried. 579 00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:16,143 - It's just fine. 580 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:25,286 - I mean, he's totally fine. 581 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:28,022 It's like nothing ever happened. 582 00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:29,558 - That's just so- 583 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:31,025 - Embarrassing, it's embarrassing. 584 00:26:31,158 --> 00:26:32,493 - It's bad. 585 00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:33,727 - Okay, but you're missing the point. 586 00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:34,929 There's a huge issue here. 587 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:36,230 - What's your issue? 588 00:26:36,363 --> 00:26:37,698 - I think I actually like him. 589 00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:39,333 - That's great news, Zack. 590 00:26:39,467 --> 00:26:41,135 - No, no, no, no, it's the worst. 591 00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:43,637 I like it better when I don't like anyone or anything. 592 00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:45,739 - That's a terrible way to live your life. 593 00:26:45,873 --> 00:26:47,576 I don't know where I'd be without Peter. 594 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:50,478 - Aw, thanks, baby cakes. 595 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:51,412 I want a scone. 596 00:26:53,647 --> 00:26:55,116 - Ew. 597 00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,918 - As I always say, falling off the love cliff is the 598 00:26:58,052 --> 00:26:59,620 only good cliff to fall from. 599 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:00,955 - Okay, hold on. 600 00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:04,158 Who said anything about loving anyone? 601 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,292 I said like. 602 00:27:05,426 --> 00:27:08,429 - Mm-hmm, that's the first step. 603 00:27:08,563 --> 00:27:10,431 - Don't make me pour my coffee on you. 604 00:27:10,565 --> 00:27:11,932 - Okay, first off, you didn't get coffee 605 00:27:12,066 --> 00:27:12,833 because you're a coward. 606 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,503 - It's so bitter! 607 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:15,836 - And secondly, that's also why you're afraid 608 00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,472 of actually liking someone for once. 609 00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:19,907 Commitment, baby. 610 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,642 - Okay, but the fact 611 00:27:21,775 --> 00:27:23,477 that no one commits is why I like the gay world. 612 00:27:23,612 --> 00:27:24,745 Most people aren't looking 613 00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:27,516 for anything serious, it's perfect. 614 00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:30,651 - That's just shallow and terrible. 615 00:27:30,784 --> 00:27:32,486 If I've learned one thing at Land of Donut, 616 00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:35,289 it's that everyone has their someone, 617 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:38,792 even if it's just a box of glazed, it's yours. 618 00:27:38,926 --> 00:27:39,827 - What's wrong with shallow? 619 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,495 I like shallow. 620 00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:43,164 - Wouldn't it be nice 621 00:27:43,297 --> 00:27:45,366 to actually let yourself feel something for once, like, 622 00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:48,869 to actually indulge in those feelings and just go for it? 623 00:27:50,104 --> 00:27:51,172 - That sounds like the worst thing 624 00:27:51,305 --> 00:27:52,339 I've ever heard in my entire life. 625 00:27:53,974 --> 00:27:56,545 - Anyway, there's something I need to tell you. 626 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:59,146 - Okay, I knew we were gonna have this talk at some point. 627 00:28:00,549 --> 00:28:04,218 I know that your feet are terrifying. 628 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,654 I've never seen anything like them- 629 00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:07,388 - What, it's not about that, it's good news. 630 00:28:07,522 --> 00:28:08,689 That girl I work with 631 00:28:08,822 --> 00:28:10,357 at the magazine is dating a publisher, 632 00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:12,960 and I may have slipped him a copy of your book last week. 633 00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:14,428 - Shut your whore mouth. 634 00:28:14,563 --> 00:28:15,996 - Don't call my girlfriend a whore. 635 00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:18,032 - It's true, and Zack, he loved it. 636 00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:19,967 He wants to meet with you next week, what do you think? 637 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,870 - I think hell freaking yeah, this is awesome. 638 00:28:23,003 --> 00:28:25,239 - It looks like things are turning around for old Zackary. 639 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:26,575 - Don't call me old Zackary. 640 00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:28,142 That sounds like I live in a clock tower 641 00:28:28,275 --> 00:28:30,811 and ring the bell once a day, but this is exciting. 642 00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:32,713 - It is, as I always say, 643 00:28:32,846 --> 00:28:34,915 good things come to those who wait for the good things 644 00:28:35,049 --> 00:28:37,251 because they've been waiting for them. 645 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:39,353 - The saying is just, "Good things come to those who wait." 646 00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:40,754 You complicated it so much. 647 00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:42,323 - I don't think so, Zack. 648 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,033 - Is that the girl you called in? 649 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:53,834 - Yeah. 650 00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,337 - She's spectacular. 651 00:28:58,005 --> 00:29:00,642 Margie's gonna kiss you on the mouth. 652 00:29:00,774 --> 00:29:03,645 You've done good, kid, that's what she'll say. 653 00:29:03,777 --> 00:29:05,012 - She's never said that in her life. 654 00:29:05,145 --> 00:29:06,847 She will never say that. 655 00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,182 - You've done good, kid. 656 00:29:08,315 --> 00:29:09,917 - Wow. 657 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:13,120 - Yes, I know, I'm just as surprised as you. 658 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:18,092 Maybe you're not a gigantic waste of space. 659 00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:19,561 - Thank you for saying that. 660 00:29:19,694 --> 00:29:22,196 That is so sweet of you to say. 661 00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:23,764 - I am the queen. 662 00:29:23,897 --> 00:29:24,566 - Excuse me? 663 00:29:24,699 --> 00:29:26,767 - I said, I know. 664 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,835 - Oh, okay, great. 665 00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,804 - You know, I have had my eye on you. 666 00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:33,608 Who knows, maybe one day soon you'll be more 667 00:29:33,742 --> 00:29:35,744 than just an assistant around here. 668 00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:37,411 - Thank you for that. 669 00:29:37,545 --> 00:29:38,479 - I am the queen. 670 00:29:38,613 --> 00:29:39,413 - Excuse me? 671 00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:40,649 - I said, you've earned it. 672 00:29:40,781 --> 00:29:42,584 - Oh, okay, well, thank you. 673 00:29:42,717 --> 00:29:43,784 - I am the queen. 674 00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:45,386 - I'm sorry, what did you say? 675 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,255 - I said, get out of my office. 676 00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:50,759 - Okay, great, yes. 677 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:52,126 This is pretty cool, this is pretty cool. 678 00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:57,865 - Hi. 679 00:29:57,998 --> 00:29:58,799 - Hi. 680 00:29:58,932 --> 00:30:00,067 - How's the nose? 681 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,469 - Well, didn't get a black eye, so. 682 00:30:02,604 --> 00:30:03,837 - That's great. 683 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:05,339 - It is great, do you want a drink? 684 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:06,874 - Yeah, I do. 685 00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:08,008 - Right, got you. 686 00:30:08,142 --> 00:30:09,310 - You didn't pay for this, did you? 687 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:10,545 - No, why, should I have? 688 00:30:10,679 --> 00:30:11,879 - No, I owe you a drink. 689 00:30:12,012 --> 00:30:12,781 Remember? - Okay. 690 00:30:12,913 --> 00:30:13,548 Right, right, right, yes. 691 00:30:13,682 --> 00:30:14,481 - Cheers? 692 00:30:14,616 --> 00:30:15,249 - Cheers. 693 00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:18,886 - Hello, hello, 694 00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:20,555 hello. 695 00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:21,623 - Hi. 696 00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:25,492 - Hi, yes, a big hello. 697 00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:31,700 My name is Darlene Bat, and I am the owner of this bar. 698 00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:34,101 - Oh, oh, your nickname must be Dingbat. 699 00:30:35,402 --> 00:30:38,205 - No, god, my nickname is Mango. 700 00:30:41,141 --> 00:30:41,909 - Wait, what? 701 00:30:43,444 --> 00:30:44,579 - I'm just about to sing my set, 702 00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:46,280 but I just had to come over and say, 703 00:30:46,413 --> 00:30:50,317 oh, my god, you guys are the most lovely couple 704 00:30:50,451 --> 00:30:51,919 I have ever seen in my life. 705 00:30:52,052 --> 00:30:53,220 - Oh, that's very nice, 706 00:30:53,354 --> 00:30:54,488 but we're not together. - No, we're not actually- 707 00:30:54,622 --> 00:30:55,824 - Oh, shush, hush, hush. 708 00:30:55,956 --> 00:30:57,759 Oh, young love is so beautiful. 709 00:30:57,891 --> 00:30:59,293 - Thank you. 710 00:30:59,426 --> 00:31:04,098 - I remember Walter before his untimely demise. 711 00:31:04,699 --> 00:31:05,933 - Oh, I'm sorry- 712 00:31:06,066 --> 00:31:07,535 - Oh, he's not dead, he's just dead to me. 713 00:31:11,372 --> 00:31:13,675 I'm going to tell you what my father told me 714 00:31:13,808 --> 00:31:15,777 and my sister when we were sailing 715 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,478 in the middle of a hurricane. 716 00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:23,718 "Hold on to each other." 717 00:31:26,086 --> 00:31:27,921 Au revoir. 718 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:29,189 - Enchantรฉ. 719 00:31:29,323 --> 00:31:29,957 - My god. 720 00:31:31,158 --> 00:31:34,395 Oh, my god. 721 00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:36,096 So is her sister okay? 722 00:31:38,165 --> 00:31:39,701 - Anyway, they made it through the hurricane. 723 00:31:39,834 --> 00:31:40,702 - We don't know that. 724 00:31:40,835 --> 00:31:42,035 - Yeah, she sounds great, 725 00:31:42,169 --> 00:31:43,370 honestly. - Yeah. 726 00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:45,540 Really nice, I love this- this key. 727 00:31:50,645 --> 00:31:52,446 That was a beautiful and strange moment. 728 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:55,382 - Yeah, we seem to have a lot of those together. 729 00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:56,283 - Yeah, we do. 730 00:31:57,951 --> 00:32:00,387 So should we do, like, all that first date stuff 731 00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:02,956 we've never done because, you know, 732 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,225 last night I almost broke your nose. 733 00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:06,628 - Right, yeah. - Yeah. 734 00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:08,429 - Fun memory, sure. 735 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:11,766 - So where are you from? 736 00:32:13,568 --> 00:32:15,002 - Okay, I'm right up from outside the city, 737 00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,004 but my dad is in Jersey. 738 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:17,806 - Okay. 739 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,106 - Mm-hmm, how about you? 740 00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:21,175 - I'm from the 'burbs of Philly. 741 00:32:21,308 --> 00:32:23,745 - Oh, all right, the Jersey side or the Pennsylvania side? 742 00:32:23,878 --> 00:32:26,146 - Pennsylvania side, and I still vote there, 743 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,817 'cause being in a swing state's important to me. 744 00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:31,318 Also I have no clue how to change it, so. 745 00:32:32,386 --> 00:32:34,021 - Do you have any siblings? 746 00:32:34,154 --> 00:32:36,990 - Yeah, I have a half brother, his name's Kenny. 747 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:37,926 How about you? 748 00:32:38,058 --> 00:32:40,662 - Yeah, I have a younger sister. 749 00:32:40,795 --> 00:32:43,430 She's still in high school, and, god, 750 00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:46,166 much smarter and wiser than I'll ever be, so. 751 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,603 - Are you close with your family? 752 00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:52,172 - Yeah, my sister and I, we're pretty close, I'd say. 753 00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:55,209 My dad and I, much different story, 754 00:32:55,342 --> 00:33:00,147 but my mom, she, um... 755 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,349 passed away five years ago. 756 00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:03,585 - I'm really sorry. 757 00:33:03,718 --> 00:33:06,286 - How about you, you have close family, or? 758 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:09,624 - Um, kind of, I mean, my parents split up 759 00:33:09,757 --> 00:33:10,792 when I was really young, 760 00:33:10,925 --> 00:33:12,527 and the only thing they can agree on is 761 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,062 that I'm a massive screw-up, so we don't talk that much. 762 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,464 But I'm super close with Kenny. 763 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,601 - That's good, you're not a screw-up. 764 00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:22,904 You're a struggling writer, that's a big difference. 765 00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:25,038 - Thanks. 766 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:28,342 - Should we have another drink? 767 00:33:28,475 --> 00:33:30,244 - Well, I have to finish, but I owe you one, 768 00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:31,846 so do you want one? - Yes, please. 769 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:32,780 - Okay. 770 00:33:32,914 --> 00:33:33,882 - I mean, if you're paying. 771 00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,048 Well, I'll have a double, please. 772 00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:35,917 - A double beer? 773 00:33:36,049 --> 00:33:37,519 - Yeah. 774 00:33:37,652 --> 00:33:40,187 - A double beer, great, two beers, I guess. 775 00:33:45,827 --> 00:33:47,494 - Wow, winter in the city. 776 00:33:47,629 --> 00:33:49,631 - Right, so pretty. 777 00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:52,366 - You ever notice how, like, 778 00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:55,102 everything is prettier in the winter, 779 00:33:56,504 --> 00:34:01,041 like, the lights, sky, or even people, 780 00:34:02,010 --> 00:34:02,810 with their cheeks flushed? 781 00:34:04,946 --> 00:34:06,213 - Your cheeks are kind of flushed. 782 00:34:06,346 --> 00:34:06,948 - Are they? 783 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,048 - Uh-huh. 784 00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:09,182 - I'm sorry. 785 00:34:09,316 --> 00:34:10,652 - It's fine, Zack, it's cute. 786 00:34:12,554 --> 00:34:13,420 - It is? 787 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,258 Goddammit. 788 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:19,493 - What? 789 00:34:19,627 --> 00:34:20,662 - I like you, 790 00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:24,231 and I'm trying so hard not to. 791 00:34:25,633 --> 00:34:27,535 - Why are you trying hard not to? 792 00:34:27,669 --> 00:34:30,370 - Because I don't like the way it makes me feel. 793 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,840 Like, any second you're gonna just get up, 794 00:34:32,974 --> 00:34:35,208 go away, run away, never come back. 795 00:34:35,342 --> 00:34:36,109 - Zack. 796 00:34:39,714 --> 00:34:41,716 Yeah, that's what liking someone is like, it's terrifying. 797 00:34:41,849 --> 00:34:44,919 All you want to do is run. 798 00:34:45,053 --> 00:34:46,654 - Wait, so you feel it, too? 799 00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:53,695 - Yes. 800 00:34:55,395 --> 00:34:56,664 Yes, I like you. 801 00:35:00,768 --> 00:35:02,704 Not easy, you know? 802 00:35:02,837 --> 00:35:04,072 Been a long, long time, too, 803 00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:06,139 like, years, since I was in middle school. 804 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:10,177 - Wow, me too, actually. 805 00:35:10,310 --> 00:35:11,345 - Yeah? 806 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:13,948 - Yeah, Jewish sleep-away camp. 807 00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:15,449 - Oh. 808 00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:17,051 - I, yeah, I haven't thought about it in forever. 809 00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:19,353 - I went to one of those. - You did? 810 00:35:19,486 --> 00:35:22,690 - Yes, in the Poconos, Camp Bernstein. 811 00:35:24,626 --> 00:35:26,193 - Shut the hell up. 812 00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:28,696 - There was this kid I had a huge crush on. 813 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:50,384 - I thought your name was Anthony. 814 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:52,687 - I always went by my last name. 815 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,622 - I never knew your last name. 816 00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:55,857 - I never knew yours, either. 817 00:35:59,093 --> 00:35:59,861 - Wait, hold on. 818 00:36:05,533 --> 00:36:07,334 How do you taste the exact same? 819 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,236 - Because I love bubblegum toothpaste, 820 00:36:09,369 --> 00:36:11,471 even though it's really, really bad for me. 821 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,509 - I don't believe you, wait. 822 00:36:14,642 --> 00:36:17,344 What musical did they do the year that we were in camp? 823 00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:18,846 - Okay, it's a trick question 824 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:20,815 because they did the same musical every year. 825 00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:22,249 They did "Annie" with all boys, 826 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:25,720 it made no sense, and you were Annie. 827 00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:27,155 You did the greatest rendition 828 00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:30,257 of "Tomorrow" I've ever heard, I cried. 829 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:32,060 - Well, I mean, five minute standing ovation, 830 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,594 but who's counting, you know? 831 00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:36,531 I don't believe it. 832 00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:39,767 - Me either, you were my first kiss. 833 00:36:40,802 --> 00:36:42,503 - Yeah, you were mine, too. 834 00:36:42,637 --> 00:36:44,906 - I'm not gonna lie, I've dreamt of us being together. 835 00:36:47,374 --> 00:36:50,343 - To be honest, I never thought I would see you again. 836 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:52,046 I don't really even believe in fate 837 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,281 or destiny or any of that shit. 838 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:57,185 - Okay, but there are millions 839 00:36:57,317 --> 00:37:00,253 of people in New York who we'll never see, 840 00:37:00,387 --> 00:37:03,157 and somehow out of those millions of people, 841 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:04,759 we're both here now. 842 00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:08,462 Doesn't that strike you as fate 843 00:37:08,596 --> 00:37:11,065 or destiny or some dumb shit like that? 844 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,036 - Out of all the millions of people. 845 00:37:15,169 --> 00:37:16,369 - Yeah. 846 00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:34,254 - This scone is so unreal. 847 00:37:34,387 --> 00:37:36,224 It's absolutely unreal. 848 00:37:36,356 --> 00:37:39,493 - Mm, so, tell me, how did your date 849 00:37:39,627 --> 00:37:42,029 with Zack go last night? 850 00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:45,398 - You are not gonna believe this because I still don't. 851 00:37:45,533 --> 00:37:47,101 - Can you try me, because I believed in Santa 852 00:37:47,235 --> 00:37:48,936 until I was a senior in high school, so. 853 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:50,738 What won't I believe? 854 00:37:52,707 --> 00:37:54,274 - Zack was my first kiss. 855 00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,843 - No, he wasn't, you slut. 856 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,613 - No, no, my actual first kiss. 857 00:37:58,746 --> 00:37:59,680 - Okay. 858 00:38:01,249 --> 00:38:02,850 - We were in middle school at sleep-away camp 859 00:38:04,952 --> 00:38:06,319 at this really big dance, 860 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:09,157 and he and I just kept on looking at each other. 861 00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,792 - Mm. 862 00:38:10,925 --> 00:38:13,426 - So he leaves, I follow him out, and he takes my hand 863 00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:15,863 and he leads me down to this lakeside. 864 00:38:15,997 --> 00:38:19,332 - Oh, god, it's literally an LGBT young adult novel. 865 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:22,435 - This was real, he and I just talked and talked, 866 00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:27,141 and then we kissed, and then the next day, 867 00:38:27,275 --> 00:38:29,442 the camp found out, they called my parents. 868 00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:31,145 My dad came to pick me up, took me away, 869 00:38:31,279 --> 00:38:32,613 and I never saw him again. 870 00:38:32,747 --> 00:38:34,314 - Oh, that's so crazy. 871 00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:37,285 Please tell me you're gonna see him again. 872 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:38,886 - Yeah, tonight, I just have to go back 873 00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,721 to my old place, pick up the rest of my stuff. 874 00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:43,891 - Mm-mm, do not fall into that trap and go back to Eric. 875 00:38:44,025 --> 00:38:45,259 - What do you mean? 876 00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:47,295 - I know you don't like feelings. 877 00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:51,265 - Well, they're terrifying, and you know what is even worse, 878 00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:53,134 is to talk about them, so let's not. 879 00:38:55,102 --> 00:38:58,438 - Oh, I know, but can you just listen to me for a second? 880 00:38:58,573 --> 00:39:00,308 Can you just fall for someone 881 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,311 that you actually care about for once? 882 00:39:03,443 --> 00:39:05,279 Even if it scares you, you deserve love, 883 00:39:05,412 --> 00:39:06,981 so you shouldn't settle for anything less. 884 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,449 - Are you Dr. Feinman, am I in therapy? 885 00:39:09,584 --> 00:39:11,319 - No, but come on, you even settled for this job. 886 00:39:11,451 --> 00:39:13,721 We both know that you should be doing more, 887 00:39:13,855 --> 00:39:15,189 so maybe just don't settle 888 00:39:15,323 --> 00:39:17,525 for somebody you don't like anymore. 889 00:39:17,658 --> 00:39:19,727 - Okay, I can't talk about this. 890 00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:20,995 - Zack. 891 00:39:21,128 --> 00:39:22,362 - No, I'm serious, and I gotta get to Eric's. 892 00:39:22,495 --> 00:39:23,731 I have to go when he's not there, 893 00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:24,765 you know? - Okay. 894 00:39:24,899 --> 00:39:25,967 Zackary, can you just listen to me? 895 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,467 - I can't hear you, wow, the music's on. 896 00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:28,536 I'll see you soon- - Come on. 897 00:39:28,669 --> 00:39:29,570 Oh, my god. - And Rihanna, 898 00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:30,771 wow, this is amazing music. 899 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:32,173 She's the best artist of her generation. 900 00:39:38,846 --> 00:39:39,914 - Oh. 901 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:42,116 - Oh, hi. 902 00:39:43,618 --> 00:39:45,086 - I didn't know you were coming by. 903 00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,687 - Yeah, no, I just, I'm sorry. 904 00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:47,855 I came to grab my stuff. 905 00:39:47,989 --> 00:39:49,223 I thought you would be at work, so. 906 00:39:49,357 --> 00:39:51,559 - Oh, I- I took off today. 907 00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:53,594 Your stuff's in the closet, I packed it up for you. 908 00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,967 - You decided to spend all day in your underwear? 909 00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:02,069 - Not exactly. 910 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:04,372 - Really, Eric? 911 00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:07,775 - Your shampoo is really nice. 912 00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:09,977 I love that tea tree stuff, it's so soothing. 913 00:40:11,245 --> 00:40:12,213 - What is this? 914 00:40:12,346 --> 00:40:14,382 - Oh, hi, I'm Danny. 915 00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:18,286 - Danny, his name is Danny, wow. 916 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,821 I literally always thought you wanted to fuck a Grand Slam. 917 00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,957 It turns out you have. 918 00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:24,191 - This is the ex, right? 919 00:40:24,325 --> 00:40:26,360 Do you need me to knock him out? - Knock me out? 920 00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,795 Okay, calm it down, glow. 921 00:40:27,929 --> 00:40:29,597 I'm gonna take my things, I'm gonna go. 922 00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:31,599 I'm gonna grab the shampoo that you used without asking. 923 00:40:31,732 --> 00:40:33,167 - It's really nice shampoo. 924 00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:34,602 You should get a new razor, though. 925 00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:36,570 I used yours to shave my unmentionables. 926 00:40:36,704 --> 00:40:37,571 - Eric. 927 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,177 I'm not doing this. 928 00:40:43,311 --> 00:40:45,947 You know what, yeah, actually, 929 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,214 I wasn't gonna tell you anything 930 00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,316 because I didn't want to hurt your feelings, 931 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:49,784 but I am seeing someone. 932 00:40:49,917 --> 00:40:51,085 Apparently feelings don't matter to you, 933 00:40:51,218 --> 00:40:52,119 so there you go. 934 00:40:52,253 --> 00:40:54,088 - Oh, yeah, what- what's his name? 935 00:40:54,221 --> 00:40:55,323 - Yeah, his name is Zack. 936 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,028 - You can't even think of a different name other 937 00:41:01,162 --> 00:41:03,130 than your own to make up for your fake boyfriend? 938 00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:04,799 That's so sad. 939 00:41:04,932 --> 00:41:06,167 - I'm not having this conversation with you. 940 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,269 I'm taking my things, and Zack is real. 941 00:41:08,402 --> 00:41:10,571 - Well, and so are mermaids and narwhals. 942 00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,673 - Narwhals are real! 943 00:41:33,294 --> 00:41:34,695 - You. 944 00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:43,771 - Take me to your place right now. 945 00:41:43,904 --> 00:41:45,206 - Okay. - Okay. 946 00:41:53,581 --> 00:41:58,519 - I can't believe that just happened. 947 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,087 - Yeah, I know. 948 00:42:03,157 --> 00:42:04,325 - I'm so hungry. 949 00:42:06,060 --> 00:42:06,961 Are you hungry? 950 00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:12,066 I have dumplings in the fridge, I think, I'm gonna, 951 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,968 I'm gonna go get 'em. 952 00:42:38,159 --> 00:42:40,661 I feel like the dumpling sauce 953 00:42:40,795 --> 00:42:43,230 really makes a dumpling, you know? 954 00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:44,131 - Mm-hmm. 955 00:42:47,234 --> 00:42:48,602 - Wait, why are you getting dressed? 956 00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:50,304 - I got a workout class early. 957 00:42:50,438 --> 00:42:52,573 - Okay. 958 00:42:52,706 --> 00:42:53,874 Well, you could leave from here, 959 00:42:54,008 --> 00:42:56,545 or, like, go later, couldn't you? 960 00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,447 - I can't. 961 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:01,148 - Can I see you sometime soon? 962 00:43:02,116 --> 00:43:03,851 - Maybe, I don't know. 963 00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,020 - Okay, well, my friends are hanging out Sunday 964 00:43:06,153 --> 00:43:07,855 if you wanted to come. 965 00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:11,125 - Yeah, I'll see. 966 00:43:11,258 --> 00:43:13,461 - Hey, what's going on? 967 00:43:13,594 --> 00:43:14,628 - Don't worry about it. 968 00:43:16,063 --> 00:43:18,432 I got a workout class early, I told you. 969 00:43:18,567 --> 00:43:19,333 - Okay, it's just that- 970 00:43:19,467 --> 00:43:21,268 - No, I gotta go, 971 00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:26,073 and I will see you around. 972 00:43:28,642 --> 00:43:29,810 - What the fuck was that? 973 00:43:43,924 --> 00:43:45,226 What are you doing out here? 974 00:43:51,465 --> 00:43:52,266 - I'm scared. 975 00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:55,436 - Of the stoop? 976 00:43:55,570 --> 00:43:57,238 I swear it's meant to be that color. 977 00:43:58,573 --> 00:44:01,242 - Not of the stoop, of you. 978 00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:03,811 - Of me? 979 00:44:03,944 --> 00:44:05,112 - Of falling in, 980 00:44:08,249 --> 00:44:09,183 you know, with you. 981 00:44:10,451 --> 00:44:13,254 - Okay, well, you came out here an hour ago. 982 00:44:14,255 --> 00:44:15,624 You've been sitting in the cold, 983 00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:18,225 I mean, what have you even been doing? 984 00:44:18,359 --> 00:44:22,229 - I was thinking, and then you came out to look for me 985 00:44:22,363 --> 00:44:25,032 'cause, yeah, 'cause you knew I'd be here. 986 00:44:25,166 --> 00:44:26,568 That means something, doesn't it? 987 00:44:28,969 --> 00:44:31,705 - Yes, I came out here to look for you. 988 00:44:33,608 --> 00:44:36,377 Look, I want to give this a chance. 989 00:44:36,511 --> 00:44:38,045 That's all I know for right now. 990 00:44:38,179 --> 00:44:39,581 - I just wish that there was a way 991 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:40,948 that we could test this, 992 00:44:42,651 --> 00:44:44,351 test us, just the two of us, you know? 993 00:44:46,253 --> 00:44:48,722 - I know what we'll do, but you, 994 00:44:48,856 --> 00:44:53,160 you can't run because I'm fat and slow. 995 00:44:53,294 --> 00:44:56,730 I'd have to take an Uber to catch you. 996 00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:02,069 Zack, do you want to come back inside? 997 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:25,052 - It's just like Camp Bernstein. 998 00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:27,221 You did all of this for me? 999 00:46:28,989 --> 00:46:29,957 - For us. 1000 00:46:50,978 --> 00:46:52,980 - So when you said that you looked 1001 00:46:53,113 --> 00:46:56,050 for me after we came home, how did you look for me? 1002 00:46:58,753 --> 00:47:02,289 - Every way I knew how. 1003 00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:04,726 I even called the camp to try to get your information. 1004 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:05,794 - What? 1005 00:47:05,926 --> 00:47:07,127 - It was confidential. 1006 00:47:07,261 --> 00:47:09,863 I- I went back the next summer to see IT, 1007 00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:13,702 but when you weren't there, I never went back. 1008 00:47:16,036 --> 00:47:18,540 Losing you, it, yeah, 1009 00:47:20,675 --> 00:47:22,009 it broke my heart. 1010 00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,177 - Yeah, mine too. 1011 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,749 - You know, I never stopped looking for you, though. 1012 00:47:27,881 --> 00:47:30,184 Sometimes I'd do, like, a Google search, 1013 00:47:30,317 --> 00:47:34,455 or a search on Instagram, just looking. 1014 00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:37,659 - Oh, yeah, I did too. 1015 00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:41,362 - That's why, baby, I just want this to work. 1016 00:47:41,495 --> 00:47:42,664 - Wait, what did you just say- 1017 00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:45,399 - Okay, I said, disgusting, I know, yeah, 1018 00:47:45,533 --> 00:47:46,668 it's really bad. - Ew. 1019 00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:49,203 Yes, oh, wait. - Okay, like. 1020 00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:51,238 - I'm gonna close my eyes, try it again 1021 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:54,208 about something else. - Okay, okay, okay. 1022 00:47:54,341 --> 00:47:55,876 Baby, can you pass the salt? 1023 00:47:56,009 --> 00:47:56,778 - Ugh. 1024 00:47:58,345 --> 00:47:59,012 - It's so bad. 1025 00:47:59,146 --> 00:48:00,080 - Gross. 1026 00:48:00,214 --> 00:48:01,315 It's so gross. - It's so bad. 1027 00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:03,752 Okay, well, do you have any ideas? 1028 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,522 - Well, I like Short Stack for you. 1029 00:48:07,655 --> 00:48:09,022 - What, why? 1030 00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,924 - Because I said so, Short Stack. 1031 00:48:12,727 --> 00:48:15,597 - For the record, I'm average height. 1032 00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:16,964 - Hey, can I say something? 1033 00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:19,032 - Of course. 1034 00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:23,872 - I just want to say that no matter 1035 00:48:24,004 --> 00:48:25,205 what happens between us, 1036 00:48:25,339 --> 00:48:27,908 I just want you to know that these past few, 1037 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:31,278 you've just made me happier 1038 00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:33,515 than I have felt in a long time, so 1039 00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:36,584 I don't know how I'll repay that to you, 1040 00:48:36,718 --> 00:48:39,153 or, you know, but thank you. 1041 00:48:43,323 --> 00:48:44,626 - You're everything I want. 1042 00:49:27,067 --> 00:49:29,804 - What the hell is happening, you okay? 1043 00:49:31,338 --> 00:49:33,508 - This view really makes you think 1044 00:49:33,641 --> 00:49:34,843 about everything that you are. 1045 00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:38,479 - What does that mean? 1046 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:43,150 - I don't know. 1047 00:49:43,283 --> 00:49:45,486 - This weekend has been so nice. 1048 00:49:46,487 --> 00:49:49,591 - Yeah, it's been amazing, but. 1049 00:49:53,494 --> 00:49:54,796 It's not real, though. 1050 00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:58,499 - Zack. 1051 00:49:58,633 --> 00:50:00,167 - I just, let me just get through something, please. 1052 00:50:03,203 --> 00:50:04,004 - Okay. 1053 00:50:12,814 --> 00:50:15,349 - Yeah, I don't think I know who I am, Zack. 1054 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:18,720 You know exactly who you are, and that's amazing, but 1055 00:50:20,287 --> 00:50:21,923 I- I thought I knew who I was, 1056 00:50:22,055 --> 00:50:26,728 and then it turns out I have no fucking clue at all, 1057 00:50:26,861 --> 00:50:31,365 my job, my relationship, suddenly it all seemed wrong, 1058 00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:33,001 like I was living a life that wasn't mine, 1059 00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:35,402 you know, blindly saying yes to things, 1060 00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,170 allowing things to happen 1061 00:50:37,304 --> 00:50:39,172 without even realizing that they were happening. 1062 00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,643 And then I meet you, 1063 00:50:43,143 --> 00:50:44,077 and you're, like, stealing free booze 1064 00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:45,713 and being so disarmingly charming 1065 00:50:45,847 --> 00:50:47,582 in a way that was baffling to me. 1066 00:50:49,483 --> 00:50:52,052 And- and then it's like, all of a sudden I wake up, 1067 00:50:52,185 --> 00:50:54,689 and I realize I don't have a fucking clue at all 1068 00:50:54,822 --> 00:50:55,590 who I really am. 1069 00:50:56,524 --> 00:50:58,560 You know, I've kind of loved my life since I met you, Zack. 1070 00:50:58,693 --> 00:50:59,827 - Okay, good- 1071 00:50:59,961 --> 00:51:04,298 - Please, please just let me finish. 1072 00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:06,534 This world that we're living in right now, 1073 00:51:08,636 --> 00:51:10,672 it is amazing and it's wonderful, 1074 00:51:13,575 --> 00:51:14,676 but it's not real. 1075 00:51:17,011 --> 00:51:19,047 It's not, you know, it can't be, 1076 00:51:19,179 --> 00:51:22,684 because how could someone who's just, 1077 00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:25,319 you know, let things happen to them, 1078 00:51:27,855 --> 00:51:29,456 who's in a relationship with someone for two years, 1079 00:51:29,591 --> 00:51:30,892 who was never honest with them. 1080 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:36,196 How can that person deserve real love? 1081 00:51:38,465 --> 00:51:39,333 And 1082 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:42,269 I don't think I do. 1083 00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:45,039 I am really broken. 1084 00:51:48,241 --> 00:51:50,310 And you deserve someone whole, 1085 00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:53,781 and not just a piece of someone that I could one day be. 1086 00:51:53,915 --> 00:51:56,651 - No, I've seen you, that's not you. 1087 00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:58,352 - That's because I let you see 1088 00:51:58,485 --> 00:51:59,887 what I want you to see. 1089 00:52:00,021 --> 00:52:01,990 It's toxic, you know, you're falling in love 1090 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,658 with someone who isn't there. 1091 00:52:03,791 --> 00:52:07,629 - No, no, none of this is you, Zack, you're strong. 1092 00:52:07,762 --> 00:52:10,330 - I am not strong, I have, I have, 1093 00:52:11,866 --> 00:52:13,701 I have been hiding my entire life, you know, 1094 00:52:15,202 --> 00:52:17,170 from everyone, like a little turtle. 1095 00:52:20,642 --> 00:52:22,275 - A turtle? 1096 00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:26,547 - Yeah, like a little turtle hides in his shell, 1097 00:52:28,348 --> 00:52:29,917 never feels right enough to strut his stuff 1098 00:52:30,051 --> 00:52:32,152 with the right other turtle, 1099 00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:35,790 you know, two turtles together, strutting their stuff 1100 00:52:35,923 --> 00:52:37,925 'cause they love each other, I've never had that. 1101 00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:41,863 - What the hell does that mean? 1102 00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:44,732 - Zack, I'm not gonna explain that perfect metaphor twice. 1103 00:52:46,233 --> 00:52:48,970 - I'm not giving up without a fight for you. 1104 00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:49,871 You're wrong. 1105 00:52:51,105 --> 00:52:51,873 - Zack. 1106 00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,177 You deserve better. 1107 00:52:57,310 --> 00:53:00,280 - No, no, don't tell me what I deserve. 1108 00:53:01,549 --> 00:53:04,819 I hate that, I want this, I choose this. 1109 00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:07,855 You're breaking my heart, Zack. 1110 00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:13,995 Come on. 1111 00:53:21,669 --> 00:53:24,371 - I'm gonna leave. 1112 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:28,208 Yeah, go home, I'm gonna go. 1113 00:53:28,341 --> 00:53:29,677 - Please stay. 1114 00:53:29,811 --> 00:53:30,878 - You've gotta let me go, Zack. 1115 00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:33,915 - No, no, don't go, don't go, 1116 00:53:34,048 --> 00:53:36,984 don't go, don't go. 1117 00:53:38,753 --> 00:53:41,254 - Goodbye, Zack. 1118 00:53:56,003 --> 00:53:57,839 - You wanted to see me, Margie? 1119 00:53:57,972 --> 00:53:59,173 - Yeah. 1120 00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:03,410 Oh, you're fired. 1121 00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:04,779 - Excuse me? 1122 00:54:04,912 --> 00:54:06,547 - Lily Avalon won't sign with me and I'm pissed, 1123 00:54:06,681 --> 00:54:08,649 so you're fired. 1124 00:54:08,783 --> 00:54:11,085 - You're the one who had the meeting with her, not me. 1125 00:54:11,219 --> 00:54:12,920 - Yeah, and I need someone to blame, 1126 00:54:13,054 --> 00:54:16,791 and here you are. 1127 00:54:20,061 --> 00:54:21,929 - Okay, well, maybe the reason 1128 00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:23,231 that she didn't like it here is 1129 00:54:23,363 --> 00:54:25,733 because you are such a stuck-up bitch. 1130 00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:30,738 - Excuse me? 1131 00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:33,741 Pack up your things. 1132 00:54:35,176 --> 00:54:37,310 You have 20 minutes before I call security. 1133 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,147 - Well, I've always hated working for you, 1134 00:54:40,347 --> 00:54:41,749 and you know what? 1135 00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:44,852 Fuck this. 1136 00:54:51,192 --> 00:54:54,162 - Mm, ah. 1137 00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:56,130 How are you? 1138 00:54:57,265 --> 00:54:58,465 - Not great. 1139 00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,332 - Sorry to hear that. 1140 00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:00,333 - Yeah. 1141 00:55:01,468 --> 00:55:02,703 - Everything okay? 1142 00:55:04,205 --> 00:55:05,173 How's your roommate? 1143 00:55:06,941 --> 00:55:08,242 - He was my boyfriend, Dad. 1144 00:55:09,677 --> 00:55:11,078 - Was your boyfriend? 1145 00:55:11,212 --> 00:55:11,979 - Mm-hmm. 1146 00:55:13,014 --> 00:55:16,184 We're done, I- I moved out. 1147 00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:17,251 - Where are you living? 1148 00:55:17,384 --> 00:55:18,820 - At a hotel right now. 1149 00:55:18,953 --> 00:55:20,788 - You'd better not be putting that on the credit card. 1150 00:55:20,922 --> 00:55:22,690 That's for emergency uses only. 1151 00:55:22,824 --> 00:55:26,194 - I know, but isn't me being without a home an emergency? 1152 00:55:26,326 --> 00:55:28,563 - Not really, there are plenty of places 1153 00:55:28,696 --> 00:55:31,199 that you can go that don't cost as much as a hotel does. 1154 00:55:31,331 --> 00:55:33,000 But at least you're making enough to find a new place, 1155 00:55:33,134 --> 00:55:35,203 which is great. 1156 00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:37,705 - Right, that's why I'm here, actually. 1157 00:55:37,839 --> 00:55:40,808 I got fired yesterday. 1158 00:55:40,942 --> 00:55:42,442 - You got what? 1159 00:55:42,577 --> 00:55:44,745 - I got fired, which is okay, 1160 00:55:44,879 --> 00:55:46,147 and I'm glad that it happened, because- 1161 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,447 - You're glad? 1162 00:55:47,582 --> 00:55:49,050 - Dad, I feel like this is the first time 1163 00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:50,084 I've really let you down. 1164 00:55:51,686 --> 00:55:53,855 Sorry, I don't count me being gay as letting you down. 1165 00:55:53,988 --> 00:55:55,556 - You made your decision. 1166 00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:57,959 - I don't want to talk about this. 1167 00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:59,160 I'm here 'cause I really need, 1168 00:55:59,293 --> 00:56:00,493 I need to ask for some money. 1169 00:56:00,628 --> 00:56:01,996 - That's not happening. 1170 00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:04,699 - Dad, please, it'll help me get to a new place, 1171 00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:07,068 look for a new job, 1172 00:56:07,201 --> 00:56:09,170 and I would pay you back every single penny, I promise. 1173 00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:11,505 - If you want a place to live, you can come home. 1174 00:56:11,639 --> 00:56:13,341 If you want to be without a home, 1175 00:56:13,473 --> 00:56:15,042 you can sleep in the damn park. 1176 00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:17,778 As I see it, those are your two options, young man. 1177 00:56:20,715 --> 00:56:21,682 Ah. 1178 00:56:24,384 --> 00:56:25,620 Well, I have to take this. 1179 00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:27,355 Just sit, just give me two seconds. 1180 00:56:28,923 --> 00:56:31,259 Howard, I spoke to your mother. 1181 00:56:32,693 --> 00:56:35,329 Yeah. 1182 00:56:51,112 --> 00:56:53,413 - Hey, what the hell, man? This is my life. 1183 00:56:53,547 --> 00:56:56,684 - At least you have a life, I have nobody. 1184 00:56:56,817 --> 00:56:57,785 - Calm down. 1185 00:56:57,919 --> 00:56:58,953 - Yeah, you calm down! 1186 00:57:02,023 --> 00:57:03,891 - Bitch, you look sad. 1187 00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:11,464 - Yeah, walk away, like everybody else. 1188 00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:13,768 - Still haven't spoken to your dude since this weekend? 1189 00:57:13,901 --> 00:57:15,569 - Don't call him my dude. 1190 00:57:15,703 --> 00:57:17,838 - Well, gay guys don't call each other dude? 1191 00:57:17,972 --> 00:57:20,141 - No, imagine how weird that is, like, 1192 00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:24,979 "Yo, dude, you're a really dope kisser." 1193 00:57:25,112 --> 00:57:28,649 - Yo, Broseph, I really love you. 1194 00:57:28,783 --> 00:57:31,152 - Yeah, see, it's weird as shit. 1195 00:57:31,285 --> 00:57:33,788 - Gay frat bros probs do it. 1196 00:57:33,921 --> 00:57:35,455 He hasn't even texted you or anything? 1197 00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:37,959 - Nope, and I don't even know 1198 00:57:38,092 --> 00:57:40,294 if my messages are delivering. 1199 00:57:40,428 --> 00:57:42,663 And what's even worse is that my book is shit 1200 00:57:42,797 --> 00:57:44,732 and you have me meeting with that publisher this week. 1201 00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:47,301 I'm not ready, I literally have a line that reads, 1202 00:57:47,435 --> 00:57:50,470 "He didn't not do it, in fact, he did it." 1203 00:57:50,604 --> 00:57:52,139 See, it's absolute shit. 1204 00:57:53,607 --> 00:57:55,776 - If you're meant to be with him, you will. 1205 00:57:55,910 --> 00:57:57,578 - No, you know, if this has taught me anything, 1206 00:57:57,712 --> 00:58:00,314 it's that fate or some dumb shit is exactly 1207 00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:03,584 what I thought it was, it's pain because it's false, 1208 00:58:03,718 --> 00:58:05,453 and that's what hurts the most. 1209 00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:11,258 - Finally made it to happy hour. 1210 00:58:11,392 --> 00:58:12,793 - Yeah, you got me here. 1211 00:58:12,927 --> 00:58:15,596 - Ah, all right. 1212 00:58:15,730 --> 00:58:16,864 Yeah, so should we do a shot? 1213 00:58:16,998 --> 00:58:17,898 - Yes, please. 1214 00:58:18,032 --> 00:58:18,833 - Okay, thanks, Tom. 1215 00:58:18,966 --> 00:58:19,867 - Cheers. 1216 00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:21,335 - All right, salud. 1217 00:58:24,038 --> 00:58:26,474 Mm, mm, nice. 1218 00:58:26,607 --> 00:58:28,209 - Tastes like car oil. 1219 00:58:28,342 --> 00:58:29,877 - Stop drinking car oil, 1220 00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:31,312 then you won't know what it tastes like. 1221 00:58:31,445 --> 00:58:33,647 Another one, yes, thank you. 1222 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:34,548 - Thank you. 1223 00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:37,818 - Mm, woo. 1224 00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:39,020 - One more. 1225 00:58:39,153 --> 00:58:40,054 - Okay, that's enough for now, 1226 00:58:40,187 --> 00:58:41,322 what the heck? - No, one more. 1227 00:58:41,455 --> 00:58:42,590 It's happy hour, throw it back. 1228 00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:43,991 You're always trying to get me here, aren't you? 1229 00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:45,726 - Yeah, because, you know, 1230 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:48,362 you usually forget who I am after we leave work, so. 1231 00:58:48,496 --> 00:58:50,164 - What, what do you mean? 1232 00:58:50,297 --> 00:58:52,700 - What do you mean, what do I mean? 1233 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,169 I'm not just your sounding board at work, Zack. 1234 00:58:55,302 --> 00:58:57,805 I ask you to hang out because we're friends, 1235 00:58:57,938 --> 00:58:59,340 and you seem to forget 1236 00:58:59,473 --> 00:59:02,176 that maybe Ava's time matters, too, I don't know. 1237 00:59:02,309 --> 00:59:05,279 - I am single now, so, you know, we can do this all the time. 1238 00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:06,814 - Okay, but you don't have to be single 1239 00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:08,382 to want to hang out with your best friend. 1240 00:59:08,517 --> 00:59:10,351 - That's your title. 1241 00:59:10,484 --> 00:59:11,252 - Excuse me? 1242 00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:14,588 - Oh, my, don't- don't be like that. 1243 00:59:14,722 --> 00:59:17,526 I'm saying one day, you know, you were just like, 1244 00:59:17,691 --> 00:59:19,060 "I'm your best friend." 1245 00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:21,095 - Oh, okay, you know what? 1246 00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:22,196 Fuck you, Zack. 1247 00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:23,664 - What? 1248 00:59:23,798 --> 00:59:25,433 - I'm not just gonna sit here and wait for you 1249 00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:28,035 to one day be grateful that I'm in your life. 1250 00:59:28,169 --> 00:59:30,738 God, I sat here through boring-ass Eric, 1251 00:59:30,871 --> 00:59:33,941 and now this new era of you finally meeting the boy 1252 00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:35,276 that you're meant to be with. 1253 00:59:35,409 --> 00:59:36,844 - I'm not really meant to be with anyone. 1254 00:59:36,977 --> 00:59:39,213 - Yes, you are, you choose not to be. 1255 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:40,448 But you're right about one thing, 1256 00:59:40,581 --> 00:59:42,616 Zack, you blew up your life, 1257 00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:45,119 and that's no one's fault but yours. 1258 00:59:45,252 --> 00:59:47,788 You know, people just wait a lifetime to have what you had- 1259 00:59:47,922 --> 00:59:48,923 - I don't think you understand. 1260 00:59:49,056 --> 00:59:50,124 - I do understand. - You don't. 1261 00:59:50,257 --> 00:59:51,859 - You don't, this is me. 1262 00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:55,596 You know, I come here every night with a friend, 1263 00:59:55,729 --> 00:59:58,466 without a friend, because I deserve what you had. 1264 00:59:59,934 --> 01:00:03,505 I'm a huge catch, and I'm exactly who I'm meant to be. 1265 01:00:03,637 --> 01:00:05,439 - Can I just say one more- - No, you cannot. 1266 01:00:05,574 --> 01:00:06,440 - One. 1267 01:00:06,575 --> 01:00:08,109 - Especially not right now, okay, 1268 01:00:08,242 --> 01:00:11,879 'cause I'm living, and you are witnessing my ascendance. 1269 01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:13,080 - Oh, yeah, into what? 1270 01:00:13,214 --> 01:00:14,516 - Into finally telling you that, baby, 1271 01:00:14,648 --> 01:00:17,618 goddammit, I am so much more than your work wife. 1272 01:00:17,751 --> 01:00:18,986 God, and I'm running all this shit, 1273 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,654 and if you can't see that, 1274 01:00:20,788 --> 01:00:22,456 then you go find yourself a new best friend. 1275 01:00:22,591 --> 01:00:24,125 - It's your title. 1276 01:00:24,258 --> 01:00:26,528 - And it's the truth, okay, whether you admit it or not. 1277 01:00:26,660 --> 01:00:28,462 So go to Jersey or fucking don't, 1278 01:00:28,597 --> 01:00:29,797 I don't care, but this girl right here, 1279 01:00:29,930 --> 01:00:32,133 she's done until you start appreciating her 1280 01:00:32,266 --> 01:00:34,135 because guess what, that's what she deserves. 1281 01:00:34,268 --> 01:00:37,338 God, you want to get out of here? 1282 01:00:37,471 --> 01:00:38,607 - Yeah. 1283 01:00:46,981 --> 01:00:47,781 - Zack. 1284 01:00:47,915 --> 01:00:48,649 - Yes, hi, Warren. 1285 01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:49,984 - Yes, good to see you. 1286 01:00:50,117 --> 01:00:51,318 - You too, thanks for meeting with me. 1287 01:00:51,452 --> 01:00:52,219 - Of course. 1288 01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:53,454 - Hello. 1289 01:00:53,588 --> 01:00:54,822 - Oh, you're here already. - Hi. 1290 01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:56,323 - Can I get you two anything? 1291 01:00:56,457 --> 01:00:57,992 I would love to get you something, please let me. 1292 01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,393 - I think we're gonna need a second. 1293 01:00:59,528 --> 01:01:01,028 - Yeah, I need a second to look over- 1294 01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:04,165 - Okay, okay, I'll give you two a second to peruse. 1295 01:01:04,298 --> 01:01:05,099 Second's over. 1296 01:01:05,232 --> 01:01:06,535 - Oh, my god. - Whoa. 1297 01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,505 - I'll be back in un momento, as they say in Spanish. 1298 01:01:10,639 --> 01:01:11,372 - Thanks. 1299 01:01:11,506 --> 01:01:12,306 - Si. 1300 01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,109 - She's a lot to handle. 1301 01:01:15,242 --> 01:01:16,545 - Yeah. 1302 01:01:16,677 --> 01:01:17,845 - So should we just jump right in? 1303 01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:19,079 - Sure. 1304 01:01:19,213 --> 01:01:20,515 - Listen up, Zacky, can I call you Zacky? 1305 01:01:20,649 --> 01:01:22,183 - You just did. 1306 01:01:22,316 --> 01:01:24,118 - Zacky boy, I think there's a real market for your book. 1307 01:01:24,251 --> 01:01:25,419 I want to help you find that market 1308 01:01:25,554 --> 01:01:26,720 and make this book a hit, 1309 01:01:26,854 --> 01:01:28,722 but you gotta make some changes first. 1310 01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:30,559 Where are the werewolves, pal? 1311 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:32,860 Everything's better when there are vampires and werewolves. 1312 01:01:32,993 --> 01:01:33,894 - Werewolves? 1313 01:01:34,028 --> 01:01:35,196 - Like, but I'm right. 1314 01:01:35,329 --> 01:01:37,331 Also, it's too short, you gotta work 1315 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,800 on the length, longer, thicker. 1316 01:01:39,934 --> 01:01:41,168 - Do you hear yourself, or- 1317 01:01:41,302 --> 01:01:43,804 - Yes, but the question is, do you hear me? 1318 01:01:43,938 --> 01:01:47,374 I think this has the potential to be a real hit series, 1319 01:01:47,509 --> 01:01:50,211 but you gotta make the first one "The Sorcerer's Stone." 1320 01:01:50,344 --> 01:01:52,846 - Wow, big shoes there. 1321 01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,749 - Ah, you noticed, I wear a size 12 and a half. 1322 01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,218 I think your book is terrific. 1323 01:01:57,351 --> 01:01:58,752 I want to get it out there. 1324 01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,287 - Yes, please. 1325 01:02:00,421 --> 01:02:01,690 - So you're open to revisions? 1326 01:02:01,822 --> 01:02:03,592 - I'm willing to listen to whatever you have to say. 1327 01:02:03,724 --> 01:02:05,292 - Perfect, I love it. 1328 01:02:05,426 --> 01:02:07,696 First things first, we got some paperwork here. 1329 01:02:07,828 --> 01:02:09,430 This is the contract. 1330 01:02:09,564 --> 01:02:12,199 Now, you might want to have somebody look this over for you, 1331 01:02:12,333 --> 01:02:14,001 but as you can see right there, 1332 01:02:14,134 --> 01:02:15,336 there's the payment breakdown. 1333 01:02:19,773 --> 01:02:21,643 - This- this is so much money. 1334 01:02:21,775 --> 01:02:23,310 I've never had this much money. 1335 01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,714 I could get the gas turned on in my apartment. 1336 01:02:25,846 --> 01:02:28,082 - Yeah, baby, we're cooking with gas now, 1337 01:02:28,215 --> 01:02:29,718 and let me tell you something else. 1338 01:02:29,850 --> 01:02:33,220 This is gonna be big, "New York Times" bestseller big, 1339 01:02:33,354 --> 01:02:35,189 and listen, I don't bullshit. 1340 01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,824 It takes too much time and energy 1341 01:02:36,957 --> 01:02:38,792 that I could be spending on my fantasy baseball league. 1342 01:02:38,926 --> 01:02:41,262 Also, I'm gonna need you to meet the rest of the team. 1343 01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:43,364 Some of them are out on the other coast. 1344 01:02:43,497 --> 01:02:44,798 Can you get to LA next Friday? 1345 01:02:44,932 --> 01:02:46,267 - Well- 1346 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:47,935 - Okay, great, I'll have my assistant book you a flight. 1347 01:02:54,643 --> 01:02:56,310 - Zack, why are you here? 1348 01:02:56,443 --> 01:02:58,412 - I'm figuring out my life. 1349 01:02:58,546 --> 01:03:00,381 - You can't do that in the city? 1350 01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:04,318 - Well, I broke up with Eric, 1351 01:03:05,185 --> 01:03:06,487 and then I moved out, 1352 01:03:06,621 --> 01:03:08,155 then I met the best guy I'll ever meet, 1353 01:03:08,289 --> 01:03:10,324 fell in love with him, decided to end that 1354 01:03:10,457 --> 01:03:11,825 so that neither of us would get hurt, 1355 01:03:11,959 --> 01:03:13,494 and then finally lost my job. 1356 01:03:13,628 --> 01:03:15,262 - That sounds horrible, it really does. 1357 01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:17,064 I'm glad you're here, though. 1358 01:03:17,197 --> 01:03:19,266 You can help me pick out a dress for winter formal. 1359 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,535 - Cute. 1360 01:03:20,669 --> 01:03:22,236 - Yeah, but I am gonna go to Jenna J's house 1361 01:03:22,369 --> 01:03:23,304 for band practice in a bit, 1362 01:03:23,437 --> 01:03:24,872 so maybe we'll do it later. 1363 01:03:25,005 --> 01:03:26,340 - You're gonna go to Jenna Jennason's house, 1364 01:03:26,473 --> 01:03:27,274 that's cute. - No. 1365 01:03:27,408 --> 01:03:28,710 No, you can't say the full name, 1366 01:03:28,842 --> 01:03:30,844 she doesn't like it, you know, the porn actress- 1367 01:03:30,978 --> 01:03:32,146 - Well, that's too bad 1368 01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:34,281 because Jenna Jennason's name is hilarious. 1369 01:03:34,415 --> 01:03:36,116 - Well, whatever. 1370 01:03:36,250 --> 01:03:37,985 You've gotta get it together, man. 1371 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:39,721 Like, what are you gonna do to get your life back? 1372 01:03:39,853 --> 01:03:42,691 - I am doing something, okay? 1373 01:03:42,823 --> 01:03:46,827 And this something is called sulking. 1374 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,564 - You need to stop moping, it's, like, pretty gross. 1375 01:03:49,698 --> 01:03:51,198 - Sorry my sadness is annoying you. 1376 01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:52,433 - I have an idea. 1377 01:03:52,567 --> 01:03:54,669 We could go on a run, yeah. 1378 01:03:54,803 --> 01:03:55,804 - No. 1379 01:03:55,936 --> 01:03:57,572 - No, Jesus. - No. 1380 01:03:57,706 --> 01:03:58,972 - We're gonna go, so get dressed. 1381 01:03:59,106 --> 01:04:00,307 Yeah, so. - Absolutely not. 1382 01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:02,644 - Let's march, okay, I said march, Zack. 1383 01:04:02,777 --> 01:04:03,511 - Please, ow. 1384 01:04:03,645 --> 01:04:04,478 - Let's go. 1385 01:04:08,015 --> 01:04:10,484 - Zack, that's amazing, man, 1386 01:04:10,618 --> 01:04:14,321 that you're finally gonna be making some money. 1387 01:04:14,455 --> 01:04:18,025 - I know, I'll actually be able to pay for myself sometimes. 1388 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:18,892 - Sometimes? 1389 01:04:19,993 --> 01:04:22,530 Have you heard from Zack at all? 1390 01:04:22,664 --> 01:04:24,699 - No, it's been, like, a week and a half. 1391 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,770 I don't think he wants anything to do with me. 1392 01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:29,704 - You okay? 1393 01:04:30,638 --> 01:04:33,207 - No, I'm- I'm blue about it. 1394 01:04:33,340 --> 01:04:34,609 - Blue about it, what? 1395 01:04:34,743 --> 01:04:37,712 - Yeah, blue, like, sad, you know? 1396 01:04:37,846 --> 01:04:39,213 - I've never heard anyone use that expression before. 1397 01:04:39,346 --> 01:04:41,014 I like that. 1398 01:04:41,148 --> 01:04:42,717 - You've never heard anyone use the phrase "blue" 1399 01:04:42,851 --> 01:04:45,052 to mean sad, like, "I'm blue, I'm down." 1400 01:04:45,185 --> 01:04:46,019 Like, I'm blue. 1401 01:04:46,153 --> 01:04:47,756 - What? 1402 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,923 - Let's just move on from how I'm saying it 1403 01:04:50,057 --> 01:04:52,192 and just focus on what I'm saying. 1404 01:04:52,326 --> 01:04:53,427 Doesn't that sound good? 1405 01:04:53,561 --> 01:04:55,864 - Okay, sorry for not being up to date 1406 01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,533 on all the newest slang or whatever. 1407 01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:01,034 - I don't really know what happened. 1408 01:05:01,168 --> 01:05:03,805 We were only together for, like, a week and a half, 1409 01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:06,039 but it felt like we were meant to be together. 1410 01:05:06,173 --> 01:05:09,243 Oh, my god, that sounds really stupid. 1411 01:05:09,376 --> 01:05:12,514 That sounds really freaking stupid, I'm sorry. 1412 01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:14,915 - It's okay, brother, you can't fight it. 1413 01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:18,720 - No, don't say that to me, we're done. 1414 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:19,721 - You're not done. 1415 01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,793 Things like this aren't just done like that, 1416 01:05:24,958 --> 01:05:27,161 things where you meet someone you shared a kiss 1417 01:05:27,294 --> 01:05:29,564 with in middle school, and then they randomly pop back up 1418 01:05:29,697 --> 01:05:30,732 into your life again. 1419 01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:36,437 Look, I've known you your whole life. 1420 01:05:36,571 --> 01:05:38,005 I've never seen you like this. 1421 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:40,575 This is bigger than just these past two weeks. 1422 01:05:40,708 --> 01:05:42,976 - Okay, then what is this, huh? 1423 01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:46,180 - You're in love, man, that's what it is. 1424 01:05:46,313 --> 01:05:48,449 It's fate or destiny or whatever. 1425 01:05:48,583 --> 01:05:50,184 The stars are on your side. 1426 01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:52,186 It's like there's some cosmic event. 1427 01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:53,420 I can't explain it. 1428 01:05:53,555 --> 01:05:54,823 - Cosmic event? 1429 01:05:54,955 --> 01:05:56,156 - All I'm saying is, 1430 01:05:56,290 --> 01:05:57,826 don't pretend like this is just some thing. 1431 01:05:57,991 --> 01:05:59,861 Things like this don't just happen. 1432 01:05:59,993 --> 01:06:01,195 If you guys don't end up together, 1433 01:06:01,328 --> 01:06:04,298 then screw love forever, as far as I'm concerned. 1434 01:06:04,431 --> 01:06:05,800 - I really hope you're right. 1435 01:06:07,134 --> 01:06:08,335 - Okay, can't we just stop 1436 01:06:08,469 --> 01:06:09,637 for a second and enjoy the view? 1437 01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:10,872 - This is the Jersey suburbs. 1438 01:06:11,004 --> 01:06:12,473 There's no such thing as a view, Zack. 1439 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,142 - Look, can we just stop for a second? 1440 01:06:15,275 --> 01:06:16,678 - No, you haven't had your epiphany yet. 1441 01:06:16,811 --> 01:06:17,946 I saw it once in a movie. 1442 01:06:18,078 --> 01:06:18,813 - Oh, yeah, what kind of epiphany 1443 01:06:18,947 --> 01:06:20,013 am I supposed to be having? 1444 01:06:20,147 --> 01:06:21,348 - You know, just how to get 1445 01:06:21,482 --> 01:06:22,817 your life back together. 1446 01:06:22,951 --> 01:06:24,652 You just generally seem like a really big mess right now. 1447 01:06:24,786 --> 01:06:26,186 - Yeah, and running with my teenage sister's 1448 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:27,454 really supposed to help me out, huh? 1449 01:06:27,589 --> 01:06:28,857 - Yeah, it should. 1450 01:06:28,989 --> 01:06:30,525 - You know what, it's not going to, I'm done. 1451 01:06:30,658 --> 01:06:31,659 - What? 1452 01:06:31,793 --> 01:06:32,894 - I'm out, I'm gonna go home. - No. 1453 01:06:33,026 --> 01:06:33,994 Zack, you haven't had your epiphany yet. 1454 01:06:34,127 --> 01:06:35,462 What are you doing, come on. - That is 1455 01:06:35,597 --> 01:06:37,030 not gonna happen, that's not how life works. 1456 01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:38,432 - What, so tell me how life works. 1457 01:06:38,566 --> 01:06:40,000 - I don't know how life works. - Right. 1458 01:06:41,101 --> 01:06:42,069 - What do you mean, right? 1459 01:06:42,202 --> 01:06:43,437 - No, I mean, you're right. 1460 01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:44,706 You can't predict the future, Zack. 1461 01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:46,073 I'm going off to college next year. 1462 01:06:46,206 --> 01:06:49,677 I might change my major 14 times, or even drop out 1463 01:06:49,811 --> 01:06:52,847 and become a traveling banjo woman or whatever. 1464 01:06:52,981 --> 01:06:54,081 - What are you talking about? 1465 01:06:54,214 --> 01:06:55,315 - You're upset because you don't know 1466 01:06:55,449 --> 01:06:56,818 where your life is headed, 1467 01:06:56,951 --> 01:06:58,853 but nobody knows where their life is headed. 1468 01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:00,220 That's the fricking point of life, 1469 01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:01,689 is to try and figure it out. 1470 01:07:03,925 --> 01:07:05,092 - I think you just had my epiphany. 1471 01:07:05,225 --> 01:07:06,794 - Well, I think I did. 1472 01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:10,632 - How are you so wise, huh? 1473 01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:13,033 When did that happen? - Don't, don't do that 1474 01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,501 in the head. - When did that happen, 1475 01:07:14,636 --> 01:07:15,269 tell me. 1476 01:07:16,604 --> 01:07:18,238 - You know, actually a ghost vomited in my mouth 1477 01:07:18,372 --> 01:07:20,474 when I was a child, and so her spirit lives in me. 1478 01:07:20,608 --> 01:07:22,476 It's not that funny. 1479 01:07:22,610 --> 01:07:23,845 - What the hell are you talking about? 1480 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,649 - I'm just kidding, I'm an old soul or whatever, let's go. 1481 01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:31,118 - Beep, beep. 1482 01:07:32,486 --> 01:07:35,590 - Wow, Jenna Jennason, look at you. 1483 01:07:35,723 --> 01:07:37,224 You know, instead of saying, "Beep, beep," 1484 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,226 there's actually something right in front of your face 1485 01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:40,895 that actually does that for you. 1486 01:07:41,029 --> 01:07:43,196 - Hi, Zack, heard you're back home at 45, 1487 01:07:43,330 --> 01:07:45,365 seems good, making strides? 1488 01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:46,734 - Oh, yes, and looks like you're thriving 1489 01:07:46,868 --> 01:07:47,535 in your porn career. 1490 01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,069 - I'm not that Jenna. 1491 01:07:49,202 --> 01:07:50,137 - Could have fooled me. 1492 01:07:50,270 --> 01:07:51,573 - I don't like this guy. 1493 01:07:51,706 --> 01:07:52,674 - So honest. 1494 01:07:54,107 --> 01:07:56,044 - Zack, you want to come? 1495 01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:58,378 - No way, sorry, have fun. 1496 01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:00,548 I'm gonna go walk around. - You want me to come with you? 1497 01:08:00,682 --> 01:08:01,315 - Bye. 1498 01:08:01,448 --> 01:08:02,449 - No. 1499 01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:04,284 - Bye, Zacky poo. 1500 01:08:13,928 --> 01:08:14,996 - Been out? 1501 01:08:15,128 --> 01:08:16,396 - Yeah, I just went for a walk 1502 01:08:16,531 --> 01:08:17,464 around the neighborhood. 1503 01:08:17,599 --> 01:08:19,299 - Seems like a good use of the time. 1504 01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:24,939 - Is this your son? 1505 01:08:26,007 --> 01:08:28,442 Ooh, he's cute. 1506 01:08:29,577 --> 01:08:31,079 I see the resemblance. 1507 01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:35,917 So aren't you going to introduce me, 1508 01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:38,418 or am I gonna sit here like a wall ornament? 1509 01:08:40,555 --> 01:08:43,091 - See, Zack, if you work hard and you play your cards right, 1510 01:08:43,223 --> 01:08:45,225 maybe someday you too could have a girl like Barbie. 1511 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:48,261 - Hmm! 1512 01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:49,162 - Yeah. 1513 01:08:50,798 --> 01:08:54,267 God, I'm really sorry, 'cause you seem really nice, Barb. 1514 01:08:54,401 --> 01:08:55,335 - I am nice. 1515 01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:56,604 - Yeah, and very pretty. 1516 01:08:56,738 --> 01:08:58,205 - Well, I know that. 1517 01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:01,475 I've won enough pageants to have two trophies. 1518 01:09:01,609 --> 01:09:04,311 - Well, actually, I think I'd rather poke my eyes out 1519 01:09:04,444 --> 01:09:06,213 than end up with a woman like you. 1520 01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:07,615 - Excuse me? 1521 01:09:07,749 --> 01:09:09,684 - When is this gonna stop, Dad? 1522 01:09:09,817 --> 01:09:11,151 - You are so intelligent, 1523 01:09:11,284 --> 01:09:12,820 I don't know why you have to always fight me 1524 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,187 when I'm trying to help you. 1525 01:09:14,321 --> 01:09:16,024 - I don't need your help, you understand? 1526 01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:17,457 I do not need your help. 1527 01:09:17,592 --> 01:09:20,460 I want to be nothing like you, Dad. 1528 01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:22,096 I want something else. 1529 01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:24,766 - Yeah, well, that's been clear for years. 1530 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,199 - This isn't about me being gay. 1531 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:28,168 - That makes sense, I mean, 1532 01:09:28,301 --> 01:09:30,104 what straight man wouldn't want this? 1533 01:09:30,237 --> 01:09:31,506 - Not now, Barb. 1534 01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:32,840 I don't think you get it. 1535 01:09:32,974 --> 01:09:34,809 I- I don't want to be anything like you. 1536 01:09:34,942 --> 01:09:36,010 I don't want anything like your life. 1537 01:09:36,144 --> 01:09:38,579 I don't want this house, it is so cold, 1538 01:09:38,713 --> 01:09:40,180 I mean, aesthetically, 1539 01:09:40,313 --> 01:09:44,418 and also the temperature in here, it's arctic. 1540 01:09:44,552 --> 01:09:46,688 - I just want you to live a life you can be proud of, 1541 01:09:46,821 --> 01:09:48,690 so in 30 years you can look back and say, 1542 01:09:48,823 --> 01:09:50,190 "Yes, I did the right thing." 1543 01:09:50,323 --> 01:09:51,859 - Well, I appreciate your concern, 1544 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,130 but please let me live my life. 1545 01:09:56,263 --> 01:09:57,899 - Goddammit, Zack, I'm trying to help you. 1546 01:09:58,032 --> 01:09:59,801 I don't even know why I keep trying to fix you. 1547 01:09:59,934 --> 01:10:02,269 - Fix me? - Yeah, it's what I said. 1548 01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:04,772 - I don't need you to fix me, Dad, that's it. 1549 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:09,043 This is who I am, this is who I'm gonna be today, 1550 01:10:09,177 --> 01:10:12,212 tomorrow, God, next year, a decade, 1551 01:10:12,345 --> 01:10:14,082 so, you know, if you want to be okay with me, 1552 01:10:14,214 --> 01:10:15,850 be okay with me, or don't. 1553 01:10:15,983 --> 01:10:18,251 Be a part of my life, or don't, 1554 01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:21,622 but please, figure out on your own time 1555 01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:24,525 and stop dragging me into it. 1556 01:10:24,659 --> 01:10:26,293 - Mm. 1557 01:10:26,426 --> 01:10:27,327 - Bye, Barb. 1558 01:10:29,163 --> 01:10:32,800 - Ugh, he is wrong about you, Carl. 1559 01:10:33,901 --> 01:10:34,869 - The name is Paul. 1560 01:10:37,839 --> 01:10:39,173 - Well, you don't visit enough. 1561 01:10:39,306 --> 01:10:41,909 - I'm sorry, Grandma, I've been working on my book. 1562 01:10:42,043 --> 01:10:45,012 - Oh, yes, you boys and your vampires. 1563 01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:47,849 - Mm, thank you. 1564 01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:48,950 - You know Roxie, don't you? 1565 01:10:49,083 --> 01:10:50,417 - It's good to see you again. 1566 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:51,919 How's my wonderful Grandma been? 1567 01:10:52,053 --> 01:10:54,454 - Oh, she's stellar, as always. 1568 01:10:54,589 --> 01:10:56,289 - I'm stellar, as always. 1569 01:10:58,059 --> 01:11:00,962 - Hey, Grandma, can I- can I ask you a question? 1570 01:11:01,095 --> 01:11:02,362 - What is your question, Pudgy? 1571 01:11:02,496 --> 01:11:04,832 - I really wish that wasn't my childhood nickname. 1572 01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:08,301 - Oh, I'm sorry, I wish you'd grown out of it. 1573 01:11:08,435 --> 01:11:09,837 - I was skinny once. 1574 01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:14,374 - I know, for about five years, what happened? 1575 01:11:14,509 --> 01:11:17,477 - Grandma, does love exist? 1576 01:11:17,612 --> 01:11:18,846 - Well, I love you. 1577 01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:20,581 - No, Grandma, I mean, like, romantic love, 1578 01:11:20,715 --> 01:11:22,382 like, love for one person. 1579 01:11:24,118 --> 01:11:27,121 Does that exist or am I just meant to be single forever? 1580 01:11:27,255 --> 01:11:28,022 - Oh. 1581 01:11:28,890 --> 01:11:29,757 Well, 1582 01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:34,595 yes, love is real, dear, 1583 01:11:34,729 --> 01:11:37,330 and it's wonderful, but people have been writing 1584 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,000 about it forever. 1585 01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:42,870 It's difficult to find the perfect words. 1586 01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:48,408 Oh, it could be, you know, that- that knot 1587 01:11:48,543 --> 01:11:52,046 you feel in your chest when somebody smiles at you. 1588 01:11:53,446 --> 01:11:56,316 Sometimes it's in the quietest moments 1589 01:11:56,449 --> 01:11:59,287 that you feel the most love for someone, 1590 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:03,658 when the noise has calmed down for the day 1591 01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:08,162 and you and this person you've chosen to be alone with, 1592 01:12:09,329 --> 01:12:13,901 you could make dinner or just talk, 1593 01:12:15,002 --> 01:12:16,737 or play backgammon. 1594 01:12:16,871 --> 01:12:21,075 Your grandfather used to call them "the little moments." 1595 01:12:23,678 --> 01:12:27,882 It- it's a journey, and in those little moments, 1596 01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:31,052 you may, if you're lucky, 1597 01:12:32,352 --> 01:12:34,387 find what you're searching for. 1598 01:12:38,626 --> 01:12:39,392 - That's 1599 01:12:41,461 --> 01:12:44,464 beautiful, and I really don't know what to say. 1600 01:12:44,599 --> 01:12:45,900 - Call him. 1601 01:12:46,033 --> 01:12:47,869 - How did you know? 1602 01:12:48,002 --> 01:12:50,503 - It's all over your face. 1603 01:12:50,638 --> 01:12:52,707 Call him. 1604 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:55,743 - Okay. 1605 01:12:55,877 --> 01:12:58,880 - So you were Margie Kitlin's assistant. 1606 01:12:59,013 --> 01:13:00,581 - Yes, up until a week ago. 1607 01:13:00,715 --> 01:13:02,016 - I won't hold that against you. 1608 01:13:02,149 --> 01:13:03,618 - Thank you. 1609 01:13:03,751 --> 01:13:07,021 - You're extremely qualified, almost too qualified. 1610 01:13:07,154 --> 01:13:09,257 Why are you still looking for assistant jobs? 1611 01:13:09,389 --> 01:13:10,925 - Well, I mean, I want to be an agent, 1612 01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,360 and this is how you get there, so. 1613 01:13:12,526 --> 01:13:14,328 - Well. - Well, listen, I think 1614 01:13:14,461 --> 01:13:15,596 you'd really appreciate me being here. 1615 01:13:15,730 --> 01:13:17,098 I know I have a great eye for talent, 1616 01:13:17,231 --> 01:13:18,733 and Margie liked every single person that I brought in. 1617 01:13:18,866 --> 01:13:21,068 - Okay, you say you want to be an agent, 1618 01:13:21,202 --> 01:13:22,703 so why aren't you applying to be one? 1619 01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:24,772 You've been an assistant long enough. 1620 01:13:24,906 --> 01:13:28,109 You worked for Carter Bluring before you worked for Margie. 1621 01:13:28,242 --> 01:13:30,077 You need to be taking that next step. 1622 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,881 - I think you're right. 1623 01:13:34,015 --> 01:13:35,349 - Do you still want to be an assistant? 1624 01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:39,153 - No, I don't, I want more. 1625 01:13:39,287 --> 01:13:40,922 Yeah, I want to be who I'm meant to be. 1626 01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:42,290 - More? 1627 01:13:42,422 --> 01:13:44,592 - I want my own agency with my own clients. 1628 01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:46,727 Yeah, I'm making this choice, I want it. 1629 01:13:46,861 --> 01:13:48,863 - Yes, that's it. 1630 01:13:50,131 --> 01:13:51,732 This has been a good talk, right? 1631 01:13:51,866 --> 01:13:53,067 I've changed your life a little. 1632 01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,235 - Yes, yeah, a lot, actually. 1633 01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:55,269 Thank you so much. 1634 01:13:55,403 --> 01:13:56,704 - Good, that's great. 1635 01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:03,711 - So if I'm writing werewolves, 1636 01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:05,179 they have to have their own werewolf language, right? 1637 01:14:05,313 --> 01:14:06,981 - Oh, yeah, it only makes sense. 1638 01:14:07,114 --> 01:14:09,083 - Okay, like, why are you shirtless, though? 1639 01:14:09,216 --> 01:14:11,451 - I gotta stay ripped for Chloe, bro. 1640 01:14:11,585 --> 01:14:14,155 - Please just don't sweat all over my floor. 1641 01:14:14,288 --> 01:14:17,457 - You have a mouse family living in your kitchen cabinets. 1642 01:14:17,591 --> 01:14:19,961 I'm pretty sure you can deal with my sweat on the floor. 1643 01:14:20,094 --> 01:14:21,762 - I cleaned up, like, it looks better. 1644 01:14:21,896 --> 01:14:24,398 I got an exterminator, no one notices. 1645 01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,933 No one ever notices, they just always talk 1646 01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:27,201 about the mouse you once had. 1647 01:14:37,278 --> 01:14:38,379 - What are you? 1648 01:14:39,814 --> 01:14:40,681 So, 1649 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,051 how have you been? 1650 01:14:45,886 --> 01:14:46,654 - Hanging in there. 1651 01:14:48,356 --> 01:14:51,625 My hermit crab is sick, but she brought it on herself. 1652 01:14:51,759 --> 01:14:52,927 - You have a hermit crab? 1653 01:14:54,929 --> 01:14:56,230 - I have several hermit crabs. 1654 01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:00,668 - Okay, well, that illustrates your point, 1655 01:15:00,801 --> 01:15:05,639 that I am, you know, selfish and stupid 1656 01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,310 and not very nice, and I am- 1657 01:15:09,443 --> 01:15:10,611 - An asshole sometimes. 1658 01:15:10,745 --> 01:15:13,180 - An asshole sometimes, yes, and 1659 01:15:13,314 --> 01:15:14,515 I've just gotta say, I mean, 1660 01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:16,250 I didn't even know you had hermit crabs. 1661 01:15:16,384 --> 01:15:18,686 I never asked you if you had hermit crabs, 1662 01:15:18,819 --> 01:15:22,490 and I was just so caught in my own head, 1663 01:15:22,623 --> 01:15:23,824 just with my own thoughts, 1664 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:26,394 and I didn't think to ask about you 1665 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,228 in such a long time. 1666 01:15:27,361 --> 01:15:28,162 I'm really, 1667 01:15:29,830 --> 01:15:31,499 you're a beautiful person, 1668 01:15:31,632 --> 01:15:34,168 inside and out, Ava. 1669 01:15:34,301 --> 01:15:35,836 - That's what I've been trying to tell you. 1670 01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:40,274 - Mm-hmm, and I am so lucky that you're my best friend. 1671 01:15:40,408 --> 01:15:42,476 - Zack, matcha and iced coffee. 1672 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:43,644 - I know, bitch. 1673 01:15:47,048 --> 01:15:49,183 - Thank you so much, I'm- 1674 01:15:49,316 --> 01:15:49,984 - Thank you. 1675 01:15:50,117 --> 01:15:51,285 - Really, really sorry. 1676 01:15:51,419 --> 01:15:52,253 - Sorry? 1677 01:15:52,386 --> 01:15:53,721 - I am, yes. - Oh, wow. 1678 01:15:53,854 --> 01:15:56,824 - That I was not the friend that you deserved, 1679 01:15:58,225 --> 01:15:59,860 while you were the friend that I needed. 1680 01:16:00,961 --> 01:16:01,896 - Are you being serious? 1681 01:16:02,029 --> 01:16:02,696 - Yes. 1682 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:03,731 - Zackary? 1683 01:16:03,864 --> 01:16:05,232 - Yes. 1684 01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:09,270 - Aw. 1685 01:16:09,403 --> 01:16:10,204 - I'm sorry. 1686 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:13,674 And I love you so much. 1687 01:16:13,808 --> 01:16:16,977 - Oh, finally, I love you, too, boo. 1688 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,748 - I'm making changes in my life, 1689 01:16:22,216 --> 01:16:23,617 like, drinking this cold coffee 1690 01:16:23,751 --> 01:16:25,886 in this cold weather, really brave. 1691 01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:27,154 - Okay. 1692 01:16:27,288 --> 01:16:28,689 - Uh-huh, and I need to do what I'm meant to do. 1693 01:16:28,823 --> 01:16:29,590 - Mm-hmm. 1694 01:16:29,723 --> 01:16:31,025 - I'm done being an assistant. 1695 01:16:31,158 --> 01:16:32,126 I'm starting my own agency. 1696 01:16:32,259 --> 01:16:33,227 - Oh, wow. 1697 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:34,395 - Lance is gonna be my first client, 1698 01:16:34,529 --> 01:16:35,629 he agreed to it, and Ava, you. 1699 01:16:35,763 --> 01:16:37,064 - Yes? 1700 01:16:37,198 --> 01:16:38,632 - I cannot do this without you. 1701 01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:39,568 - No, you can't. 1702 01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,435 - One second of it without you. 1703 01:16:41,570 --> 01:16:43,471 You're my work wife, and actually, you know what? 1704 01:16:43,604 --> 01:16:47,174 Fuck that, you are my partner in all this. 1705 01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:48,577 - Can I just ask you one question? 1706 01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:49,743 - Sure. 1707 01:16:49,877 --> 01:16:51,513 - Can my name go before yours in a logo, 1708 01:16:51,645 --> 01:16:53,647 because it just sounds better. 1709 01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:54,615 - We need to celebrate. 1710 01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:56,117 - Oh, we're celebrating. 1711 01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:57,485 Whatever makes you happy, boo. 1712 01:17:01,055 --> 01:17:02,089 What's wrong? 1713 01:17:03,491 --> 01:17:04,892 - Just Zack made me really happy. 1714 01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,160 - Of course you can make yourself happy. 1715 01:17:06,293 --> 01:17:07,328 That's the only way. 1716 01:17:07,461 --> 01:17:08,362 - No, I'm talking about the other Zack. 1717 01:17:08,496 --> 01:17:09,430 - Oh, my god, you see? 1718 01:17:09,564 --> 01:17:10,898 That name shit is hella confusing. 1719 01:17:11,031 --> 01:17:12,199 Why don't you just go talk to him? 1720 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,634 - I can't. 1721 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,336 - What do you mean, you can't? - I can't, I ruined it. 1722 01:17:15,469 --> 01:17:17,104 I mean, I fully ruined it, ruined it, 1723 01:17:17,238 --> 01:17:18,305 ruined it all over, you know? 1724 01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:19,807 He should hate me, I would hate me. 1725 01:17:19,940 --> 01:17:23,110 He gave me his heart, and I was like. 1726 01:17:23,244 --> 01:17:24,912 - I mean, have you even tried to fix it? 1727 01:17:25,045 --> 01:17:26,213 - I can't fix it. 1728 01:17:26,347 --> 01:17:27,381 - Why not? 1729 01:17:27,516 --> 01:17:29,750 - Because I obliterated it, period. 1730 01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:31,952 I did, I just blew it up, ashes on the ground, 1731 01:17:32,086 --> 01:17:34,455 can never re-resurrect it ever again. 1732 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:36,824 I guess I'm just meant to focus on my own thing right now 1733 01:17:36,957 --> 01:17:37,958 and focus on- 1734 01:17:38,893 --> 01:17:40,127 What the hell? 1735 01:17:40,261 --> 01:17:41,630 - What the hell, are you kidding me? 1736 01:17:41,762 --> 01:17:44,131 This isn't some dollar store romance novel. 1737 01:17:44,265 --> 01:17:46,000 If you want him, you gotta go get him. 1738 01:17:46,133 --> 01:17:47,401 Zackary Percival Mandel- 1739 01:17:47,536 --> 01:17:48,969 - My middle name is Noah- - Not now, 1740 01:17:49,103 --> 01:17:50,237 Percy, okay? 1741 01:17:50,371 --> 01:17:51,573 You're trying to make changes in your life, 1742 01:17:51,705 --> 01:17:52,773 all right? - I am. 1743 01:17:52,907 --> 01:17:54,341 - Just, you gotta take life by the horns. 1744 01:17:54,475 --> 01:17:55,776 You know, grab him by the horns. 1745 01:17:55,910 --> 01:17:58,245 - What, he does not have horns- - Okay, figurative horns. 1746 01:17:58,379 --> 01:18:00,014 Come on, you can't live life too passive 1747 01:18:00,147 --> 01:18:01,882 and not take a moment and make it yours, 1748 01:18:02,016 --> 01:18:04,485 'cause who knows what could happen in that moment? 1749 01:18:04,619 --> 01:18:07,821 You want to be a person, all right, then be a person. 1750 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,124 You can't go through life and love expecting the worst 1751 01:18:10,257 --> 01:18:12,226 to happen because you might be scared 1752 01:18:12,359 --> 01:18:13,662 when the best love finds you. 1753 01:18:15,696 --> 01:18:17,831 - Should I go and tell him that I love him? 1754 01:18:18,832 --> 01:18:19,967 Right? 1755 01:18:20,100 --> 01:18:21,302 Is that insane? 1756 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,370 - Oh, my god, Percy, if you don't go right now, 1757 01:18:23,504 --> 01:18:25,574 I'm gonna shove you down those subway steps. 1758 01:18:25,706 --> 01:18:26,373 - Okay. - Okay? 1759 01:18:26,508 --> 01:18:27,676 - Okay. 1760 01:18:27,808 --> 01:18:28,976 - And you better tell him, if he breaks your heart, 1761 01:18:29,109 --> 01:18:30,244 I'm gonna kick him so hard 1762 01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:31,712 that his ball sack is gonna go into his stomach 1763 01:18:31,845 --> 01:18:32,980 and he's gonna bleed to death. 1764 01:18:33,113 --> 01:18:34,248 Now, go, go. 1765 01:18:36,651 --> 01:18:37,519 Go! 1766 01:18:37,652 --> 01:18:38,819 - Ow. 1767 01:18:51,765 --> 01:18:54,068 - Hi, oh, I'm sorry, hi. 1768 01:18:54,201 --> 01:18:56,036 - Hi, can I help you? 1769 01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:57,371 - Yeah, is Zack here? 1770 01:18:57,504 --> 01:18:58,640 - Yeah, he's here, but he's working. 1771 01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:00,074 I don't want to bother him. 1772 01:19:00,207 --> 01:19:01,875 It's really hard, unless, of course, 1773 01:19:02,009 --> 01:19:03,844 he asks me to go in there and I help him out. 1774 01:19:03,978 --> 01:19:04,812 - Right. 1775 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,881 I'm sorry, who are you? 1776 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,250 - Oh, I'm Peter. 1777 01:19:09,383 --> 01:19:10,619 Sorry, I'm really sweaty, 1778 01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:12,119 I've just been working it out, you know, 1779 01:19:12,253 --> 01:19:13,354 having a really good pounding. 1780 01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:14,723 Zack's been keeping me busy. 1781 01:19:14,855 --> 01:19:16,625 You know, he needs a lot of help in his room. 1782 01:19:16,757 --> 01:19:18,058 He's like a madman in there. 1783 01:19:18,192 --> 01:19:19,493 - Yeah, I'm sure. 1784 01:19:19,628 --> 01:19:20,794 - And we've been working on balancing. 1785 01:19:20,928 --> 01:19:22,129 - Oh, wow. 1786 01:19:22,263 --> 01:19:23,598 - And he says the top could be a little thicker. 1787 01:19:23,732 --> 01:19:24,999 - I'm sure. 1788 01:19:25,132 --> 01:19:26,601 - And then of course the bottom can be a little tighter. 1789 01:19:26,735 --> 01:19:27,535 - Wow. 1790 01:19:28,802 --> 01:19:30,504 That's some information. 1791 01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:32,373 - Yeah, once I get going, I can't stop. 1792 01:19:35,376 --> 01:19:37,044 - Well, I'm gonna go, so. 1793 01:19:37,177 --> 01:19:39,113 - Oh, okay, do you want me to tell him you came by? 1794 01:19:39,246 --> 01:19:42,983 - No, no, please, just don't say a word. 1795 01:19:43,117 --> 01:19:44,251 - Okay, you sure? 1796 01:19:44,385 --> 01:19:47,154 - Yeah, don't say anything, thanks. 1797 01:19:49,356 --> 01:19:50,625 - See you later, sexy. 1798 01:19:50,759 --> 01:19:51,593 - See you. 1799 01:20:07,441 --> 01:20:09,009 - Who was that at the door? 1800 01:20:09,143 --> 01:20:10,344 - It was a telemarketer. 1801 01:20:10,477 --> 01:20:11,111 - At my door? 1802 01:20:11,245 --> 01:20:12,547 - Yeah. 1803 01:20:12,681 --> 01:20:13,814 - Telemarketing means over the phone. 1804 01:20:13,947 --> 01:20:16,785 - Oh, it- it was a Mormon giving away Bibles. 1805 01:20:18,218 --> 01:20:21,322 Get back to work and finish your drafts. 1806 01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:22,624 - Yeah, or what? 1807 01:20:25,593 --> 01:20:26,661 - Ah. 1808 01:20:26,795 --> 01:20:27,562 - Dammit. 1809 01:20:30,297 --> 01:20:31,265 You cheated. 1810 01:20:33,167 --> 01:20:34,368 - Hey, I just wanted to leave word 1811 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,805 that I think he's with someone else, so, 1812 01:20:39,173 --> 01:20:40,174 yeah, I'm gonna go home. 1813 01:20:40,307 --> 01:20:41,810 I think he moved on. 1814 01:20:41,942 --> 01:20:44,178 I will talk to you soon, okay, bye. 1815 01:21:07,134 --> 01:21:09,036 - Hey, all right, all right. 1816 01:21:09,169 --> 01:21:10,337 - You're really stupid, you know that? 1817 01:21:10,471 --> 01:21:11,905 - I'm sorry, who are you? 1818 01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:13,775 - That's not the question you need to be asking me. 1819 01:21:13,907 --> 01:21:15,476 - Okay, well, you just barged in my apartment- 1820 01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:17,579 - Oh, have I? - I have no clue who you are. 1821 01:21:17,712 --> 01:21:18,613 You have. - Oh, I have? 1822 01:21:18,747 --> 01:21:19,581 Well, you screwed up. 1823 01:21:19,714 --> 01:21:20,582 - What did I screw up? 1824 01:21:20,715 --> 01:21:22,349 - Zack, he's a really good guy. 1825 01:21:22,483 --> 01:21:24,184 He could be fucked up sometimes, 1826 01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:25,854 but he's a really good guy. 1827 01:21:25,986 --> 01:21:27,421 - I haven't heard from Zack in over a week. 1828 01:21:27,555 --> 01:21:28,723 How did I screw that up? 1829 01:21:28,857 --> 01:21:30,224 - Oh, really, well, he came over today 1830 01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:32,159 while you were porking some shirtless dude like the whore 1831 01:21:32,292 --> 01:21:33,862 that you are, you're a whore. 1832 01:21:34,027 --> 01:21:35,630 - Porking, who are you? 1833 01:21:35,764 --> 01:21:37,398 - Unimportant right now, okay? 1834 01:21:37,532 --> 01:21:39,366 - I wasn't porking anyone. 1835 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,702 - Who was that shirtless hunk 1836 01:21:40,835 --> 01:21:42,403 that was at the door, huh, huh? 1837 01:21:42,537 --> 01:21:44,506 - That was my best friend's boyfriend. 1838 01:21:46,006 --> 01:21:46,775 - Oh. 1839 01:21:46,907 --> 01:21:47,809 - He's straight, oh, my god. 1840 01:21:47,941 --> 01:21:49,209 Zack was here? 1841 01:21:49,343 --> 01:21:50,578 Freaking Peter. 1842 01:21:51,912 --> 01:21:54,883 - Fucking Peter, I know. 1843 01:21:55,015 --> 01:21:56,618 - Where's Zack now? 1844 01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:58,252 - Shoot, he's in New Jersey. 1845 01:21:58,385 --> 01:21:59,621 - Are you kidding? 1846 01:21:59,754 --> 01:22:02,423 That is so far and I already did stuff today, 1847 01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:05,527 and I'm supposed to be at JFK in two hours. 1848 01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:07,261 - Well, he's in Jersey, so- 1849 01:22:07,394 --> 01:22:08,996 - I'm sorry, who are you? 1850 01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:11,833 - That's only a question Zackary can answer. 1851 01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:13,167 - Why? 1852 01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:14,536 - I'm just kidding, dude. 1853 01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:16,805 I'm Ava, his bestie. 1854 01:22:16,937 --> 01:22:19,607 - Okay, fine, I have to go to New Jersey 1855 01:22:19,741 --> 01:22:22,443 and then JFK in two hours. 1856 01:22:22,577 --> 01:22:24,278 Can I even do that? 1857 01:22:24,411 --> 01:22:26,947 - Well, not unless you're secretly Batman. 1858 01:22:27,948 --> 01:22:29,983 - I freaking wish, dude. 1859 01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:32,453 - Okay, well, love, it's a bitter fruit. 1860 01:22:32,587 --> 01:22:33,987 Throw it back and it becomes dirt. 1861 01:22:34,121 --> 01:22:35,422 You know who said that? 1862 01:22:35,557 --> 01:22:37,991 My cashier at Land of Donut, she's so smart. 1863 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:42,162 - I'm gonna do it. 1864 01:22:42,296 --> 01:22:44,998 I'm gonna go get Zack, I'm gonna go. 1865 01:22:47,134 --> 01:22:49,503 Hey, I need you to leave so that I can go get Zack. 1866 01:22:49,637 --> 01:22:50,839 - Of course, of course. 1867 01:22:50,971 --> 01:22:52,105 - Yeah. 1868 01:22:52,239 --> 01:22:54,341 - Yeah, it was so nice meeting you. 1869 01:22:54,475 --> 01:22:55,142 - Okay. 1870 01:22:55,275 --> 01:22:56,176 - Ava. 1871 01:22:56,310 --> 01:22:57,277 - I got that much. 1872 01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:18,900 - Hi, Warren Survowski's office. 1873 01:23:19,032 --> 01:23:20,668 - Hi, Alexis, is Warren in? 1874 01:23:20,802 --> 01:23:22,604 This is Zack Anthony. 1875 01:23:22,737 --> 01:23:25,038 Okay, listen, I need to change my flight 1876 01:23:25,172 --> 01:23:26,440 to tomorrow night, okay? 1877 01:23:26,574 --> 01:23:30,377 I'll explain later, but it's an emergency. 1878 01:23:47,427 --> 01:23:49,263 - Can I help you? - I need to talk to Zack. 1879 01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:50,264 - He's not here. 1880 01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:52,332 - Do you know when he'll be back? 1881 01:23:52,466 --> 01:23:54,201 - Not for a while. 1882 01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:55,502 - Oh. 1883 01:23:55,637 --> 01:23:57,337 I really need to talk to him. 1884 01:23:57,471 --> 01:23:58,540 - And you are? 1885 01:23:58,673 --> 01:23:59,473 - I'm Zack. 1886 01:23:59,607 --> 01:24:02,042 - No, that's my son's name. 1887 01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:03,711 - It's my name, too. 1888 01:24:03,845 --> 01:24:05,379 It's funny, right? 1889 01:24:05,513 --> 01:24:08,482 - Hilarious, and what do you need to talk to Zack about? 1890 01:24:08,616 --> 01:24:10,350 - I need to tell him how I feel. 1891 01:24:10,484 --> 01:24:11,218 - About? 1892 01:24:11,351 --> 01:24:12,119 - About him. 1893 01:24:14,622 --> 01:24:16,056 - You know, all these years, 1894 01:24:16,189 --> 01:24:17,926 I've tried to keep guys like you away from him, 1895 01:24:18,058 --> 01:24:21,963 hoping that he'd get over this phase. 1896 01:24:22,095 --> 01:24:23,497 - Phase? 1897 01:24:23,631 --> 01:24:25,198 - The gay phase. 1898 01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:27,035 - Right, the phase that never ends 1899 01:24:27,167 --> 01:24:29,369 'cause it's not a phase at all, that one? 1900 01:24:31,271 --> 01:24:33,975 - Maybe the answer is just to let him be. 1901 01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:36,878 - I feel like this is a talk you should have with your son, 1902 01:24:37,011 --> 01:24:39,446 and not your son's potential boyfriend. 1903 01:24:39,581 --> 01:24:41,616 - So you think you can make him happy, 1904 01:24:41,749 --> 01:24:45,285 that you can take care of my son? 1905 01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:46,253 - I will try. 1906 01:24:47,589 --> 01:24:48,856 But, full disclosure, 1907 01:24:48,990 --> 01:24:50,925 I can barely take care of myself, so. 1908 01:24:51,059 --> 01:24:53,561 - Oh, you're not really reassuring me here. 1909 01:24:54,929 --> 01:24:56,396 - It's not really in my job description. 1910 01:24:56,531 --> 01:25:00,434 Could you please, please just tell me where Zack is? 1911 01:25:00,568 --> 01:25:03,303 - He's at his sister's high school dance, chaperoning. 1912 01:25:03,437 --> 01:25:04,939 - How do I get there? 1913 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,341 - You guys have fun. 1914 01:25:11,411 --> 01:25:12,547 - And who are you? 1915 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:14,114 - You must buy a ticket to get in. 1916 01:25:14,247 --> 01:25:17,117 - Buy tickets or hit the bricks. 1917 01:25:17,250 --> 01:25:19,186 - That almost made a rhyme, Patty. 1918 01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:21,321 - I am an english teacher, Brenda. 1919 01:25:21,455 --> 01:25:22,624 - I know, it's so hard for me 1920 01:25:22,757 --> 01:25:24,324 to make a good rhyme, though. 1921 01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:27,227 That comes with the territory of being a biology teacher. 1922 01:25:27,361 --> 01:25:30,098 Pay up, or else no grinding for you. 1923 01:25:30,230 --> 01:25:32,600 - No grinding for anyone, Brenda. 1924 01:25:32,734 --> 01:25:34,134 - Oh, right, no, no, no grinding. 1925 01:25:34,267 --> 01:25:37,204 - Okay, okay, here's $20, can I go in now? 1926 01:25:37,337 --> 01:25:38,271 - Yes. 1927 01:25:38,405 --> 01:25:39,172 - Thank you. 1928 01:25:40,742 --> 01:25:41,643 - You want to kiss? 1929 01:25:50,652 --> 01:25:52,185 - You're Zack, I knew you'd come. 1930 01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:53,821 - Yeah, I'm sorry, who are you? 1931 01:25:53,955 --> 01:25:55,123 Random girls keep coming up to me, 1932 01:25:55,255 --> 01:25:56,624 yelling at me, I don't know who you are. 1933 01:25:56,758 --> 01:25:59,359 - I'm sorry, I'm Zack's sister, I'm Hannah. 1934 01:25:59,493 --> 01:26:00,394 Ava told me you were coming 1935 01:26:00,528 --> 01:26:01,996 and so I've been on the lookout. 1936 01:26:02,130 --> 01:26:03,463 - Okay. - Here you are. 1937 01:26:03,598 --> 01:26:04,766 But don't worry, he doesn't know you're here. 1938 01:26:04,899 --> 01:26:07,669 So this is the jacket you wore today? 1939 01:26:07,802 --> 01:26:08,636 - It's fashionable. 1940 01:26:08,770 --> 01:26:11,338 - Okay, yeah, hold on. 1941 01:26:11,471 --> 01:26:14,207 Brett, I'm sorry, I don't think you'll be needing that. 1942 01:26:15,777 --> 01:26:17,177 I think this would fit you perfectly, 1943 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,980 so if you could follow me, 1944 01:26:19,113 --> 01:26:20,815 I'll clean you up, it'll be amazing. 1945 01:26:20,948 --> 01:26:23,417 - Okay, listen, there's one more thing. 1946 01:26:23,551 --> 01:26:25,019 I have an idea. 1947 01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:26,754 - You've come to the right place, look. 1948 01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:33,061 - We're ready. 1949 01:26:33,193 --> 01:26:33,995 - Born ready. 1950 01:26:35,530 --> 01:26:36,396 - Okay. 1951 01:26:39,567 --> 01:26:41,069 - I'm not a vampire. 1952 01:26:41,201 --> 01:26:43,037 I just like to pretend I am one sometimes. 1953 01:26:43,171 --> 01:26:44,038 - What? 1954 01:26:44,739 --> 01:26:47,374 - Like, you know, I don't suck blood, 1955 01:26:47,508 --> 01:26:49,577 but I don't like to be awake in the daytime. 1956 01:26:51,311 --> 01:26:53,715 And that's dried wine on my shirt, stop looking. 1957 01:26:53,848 --> 01:26:55,215 No, I just wish 1958 01:26:55,348 --> 01:26:57,151 someone would write a good book about vampires. 1959 01:26:57,284 --> 01:26:59,787 None of these books are accurate depictions of my family. 1960 01:27:01,522 --> 01:27:05,059 I mean, my family are normal humans, goth, sweaters. 1961 01:27:05,193 --> 01:27:06,226 - I think I actually know someone 1962 01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:07,494 that you might like. 1963 01:27:09,329 --> 01:27:11,465 - Hey, turn the lights back on. 1964 01:27:11,599 --> 01:27:13,400 I can't even tell whose boobs these are. 1965 01:27:15,502 --> 01:27:20,842 - Hi, I don't go here, and I'm not a high schooler. 1966 01:27:20,975 --> 01:27:22,309 - Yeah, we can see that. 1967 01:27:22,442 --> 01:27:24,011 - Thank you. 1968 01:27:24,145 --> 01:27:27,815 But I am gonna sing a song because 1969 01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:29,717 Zack Mandel, 1970 01:27:30,685 --> 01:27:31,652 I love you. 1971 01:31:02,697 --> 01:31:03,463 - You, uh... 1972 01:31:03,597 --> 01:31:04,365 - Yeah. 1973 01:31:07,234 --> 01:31:09,036 - Hmm, I'm sorry. 1974 01:31:09,170 --> 01:31:10,571 - Me too. 1975 01:31:10,705 --> 01:31:12,440 - I didn't mean to run away, I just, you know- 1976 01:31:12,573 --> 01:31:14,141 - I know, I know. 1977 01:31:14,275 --> 01:31:16,510 I didn't mean to make you feel like you couldn't come back. 1978 01:31:16,644 --> 01:31:18,012 - You know I told you I didn't know 1979 01:31:18,145 --> 01:31:21,515 what would make me feel this way, but... 1980 01:31:22,583 --> 01:31:23,351 It took you. 1981 01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,054 - That's really beautiful. 1982 01:31:28,488 --> 01:31:30,191 You can also thank your terrifying friend. 1983 01:31:30,324 --> 01:31:32,193 She was an absolute nightmare. 1984 01:31:32,326 --> 01:31:34,228 - What, did Ava come and see? 1985 01:31:34,362 --> 01:31:35,796 Oh, my god, how's your ball sack? 1986 01:31:35,930 --> 01:31:36,597 - It's fine. 1987 01:31:36,731 --> 01:31:38,165 - Oh, okay. 1988 01:31:38,299 --> 01:31:40,134 - Wait, Zack, what was she gonna do to my ball sack? 1989 01:31:40,267 --> 01:31:41,302 - Shh, it's all better now. 1990 01:31:44,605 --> 01:31:45,473 - Hey, Zack. 1991 01:31:45,606 --> 01:31:46,841 - Yeah? 1992 01:31:46,974 --> 01:31:48,209 - Are you disappointed I'm me? 1993 01:31:50,144 --> 01:31:51,512 - What, what do you mean? 1994 01:31:51,645 --> 01:31:53,447 - I've imagined who you are every day 1995 01:31:53,581 --> 01:31:56,650 for the past 15 years, and you are exactly 1996 01:31:56,784 --> 01:31:59,086 who I want you to be, but am I? 1997 01:32:00,187 --> 01:32:01,856 - You're even better. 1998 01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:05,092 - What? 1999 01:32:05,226 --> 01:32:06,927 - You are 1,000 times better 2000 01:32:07,061 --> 01:32:08,996 than anything I could have ever dreamed of. 2001 01:32:10,765 --> 01:32:11,699 I love you, Zack. 2002 01:32:13,534 --> 01:32:17,405 You are my turtle, you are my right other turtle. 2003 01:32:17,538 --> 01:32:18,706 - The turtle thing again? 2004 01:32:18,839 --> 01:32:21,075 - Yes. 2005 01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:22,109 - I love you, too. 2006 01:32:23,611 --> 01:32:25,212 - What do you say we get out of here? 2007 01:32:25,346 --> 01:32:27,248 - That sounds really good. 2008 01:33:11,425 --> 01:33:12,460 - Let's reset from the top. 2009 01:33:12,593 --> 01:33:14,395 - Sorry, I forgot that. 2010 01:33:14,529 --> 01:33:15,930 Time to go, have fun. 2011 01:33:17,431 --> 01:33:18,732 Oh, shit. - Please don't destroy my desk. 2012 01:33:18,866 --> 01:33:21,602 - Bye. 2013 01:33:21,735 --> 01:33:22,503 - Cut. 2014 01:33:22,636 --> 01:33:23,904 - So Zack was my first kiss. 2015 01:33:25,940 --> 01:33:28,577 - It's dry, it's good, but it's a little dry. 2016 01:33:30,211 --> 01:33:30,878 - Cut for- 2017 01:33:31,011 --> 01:33:32,746 - I can't talk. 2018 01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:34,215 - I really hope you're right. 2019 01:33:35,282 --> 01:33:36,217 - I am right. 2020 01:33:37,952 --> 01:33:40,254 - Now to get back to the important things, 2021 01:33:40,387 --> 01:33:41,989 you really don't know what "blue" means? 2022 01:33:42,123 --> 01:33:44,725 Like, you've never heard this before, ever? 2023 01:33:44,859 --> 01:33:45,793 No one's ever told you, 2024 01:33:45,926 --> 01:33:46,827 "I feel blue"? - Zack, look. 2025 01:33:46,961 --> 01:33:48,195 You know I'm an old soul. 2026 01:33:48,329 --> 01:33:50,064 I don't keep up to date with all the trends, okay? 2027 01:33:50,197 --> 01:33:52,299 I march to the beat of my own drum, and- 2028 01:33:52,433 --> 01:33:54,603 - I'm right, get off of me. 2029 01:33:56,971 --> 01:33:58,906 You know, do you know what color this is? 2030 01:34:00,341 --> 01:34:01,142 - Sad. 2031 01:34:04,211 --> 01:34:05,646 - Okay, be right back. 2032 01:34:08,517 --> 01:34:09,683 - We're gonna kiss later. 2033 01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:12,153 Enjoy the show. 2034 01:34:14,121 --> 01:34:16,223 - And I hate actresses and I don't know why you date them. 2035 01:34:16,357 --> 01:34:17,925 - Wait, what about me, you like me, right? 2036 01:34:18,058 --> 01:34:19,628 - Yes, Peter, you're not an actress. 2037 01:34:19,760 --> 01:34:21,862 - And you like me, even though I can't do a British accent? 2038 01:34:23,532 --> 01:34:27,134 - I mean, it's disappointing, but sure, I like you. 2039 01:34:27,268 --> 01:34:28,669 I'm gonna go get drunk. 2040 01:34:28,802 --> 01:34:30,204 - Okay. 2041 01:34:30,337 --> 01:34:32,373 - Do you mean you're gonna go get a drink? 2042 01:34:32,507 --> 01:34:35,577 - I mean what I mean. 2043 01:34:37,144 --> 01:34:38,812 - Bye. 2044 01:34:38,946 --> 01:34:40,047 - I love you. 2045 01:34:40,181 --> 01:34:42,483 - I love you more, baby. 2046 01:34:42,617 --> 01:34:45,386 Goddamn, I'm good. 2047 01:34:51,825 --> 01:34:52,826 - Quiet, please. 2048 01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:54,195 - It's the best thing in the world. 2049 01:34:54,328 --> 01:34:56,297 - It's so fucking cool. 2050 01:34:56,430 --> 01:34:57,599 Don't be using your credit card on that- 2051 01:34:57,731 --> 01:34:58,966 - Can you guys hold real quick? 2052 01:34:59,099 --> 01:35:00,134 Sorry to interrupt, hold. 2053 01:35:01,570 --> 01:35:02,903 We're gonna dust that hair off the jacket. 2054 01:35:03,037 --> 01:35:05,239 If you can get a roller, please. 2055 01:35:05,372 --> 01:35:07,576 Sorry, guys. 2056 01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:09,076 - Just like that. 2057 01:35:09,210 --> 01:35:11,445 - I need more icing, I ate it all. 2058 01:35:11,580 --> 01:35:13,615 - Oh, my god. 2059 01:35:15,749 --> 01:35:17,051 - How close is that, actually? 2060 01:35:18,285 --> 01:35:20,054 Great. 2061 01:35:20,187 --> 01:35:22,524 - Oh, it was just an old man asking if he smelled young. 2062 01:35:23,891 --> 01:35:25,192 - What? 2063 01:35:25,326 --> 01:35:26,393 - Get back to work. 2064 01:35:26,528 --> 01:35:28,028 - What? 2065 01:35:28,162 --> 01:35:30,532 - Get back to work and finish the draft. 2066 01:35:30,665 --> 01:35:31,465 - Or else? 2067 01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:34,536 - I'll poop on you. 2068 01:35:36,070 --> 01:35:38,038 - Okay, you and Chloe are into some weird shit. 2069 01:35:44,713 --> 01:35:46,046 - You're really stupid, you know that? 2070 01:35:46,180 --> 01:35:47,481 - I'm sorry, who are you? 2071 01:35:47,616 --> 01:35:48,782 - Okay, I don't think that's the question 2072 01:35:48,916 --> 01:35:50,017 you need to be asking me. 2073 01:35:50,150 --> 01:35:51,418 - Okay, but you just barged into my apartment, 2074 01:35:51,553 --> 01:35:53,487 and I have no clue who you are- - Oh, have I? 2075 01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:55,756 - Oh, I'm sorry, I am so sorry. 2076 01:35:55,889 --> 01:35:58,492 - You made almost a good rhyme, Brenda. 2077 01:35:58,627 --> 01:36:00,461 - I am an english teacher, Brenda. 2078 01:36:04,765 --> 01:36:09,303 - Because, Zack Mandel, I love you. 2079 01:36:13,642 --> 01:36:14,643 - And I sing the song. 2080 01:36:14,775 --> 01:36:15,843 - Cut. 2081 01:36:19,380 --> 01:36:20,615 - He's got his credit card 2082 01:36:20,749 --> 01:36:21,982 for you whenever you're ready. - Credit card? 2083 01:36:22,116 --> 01:36:23,150 - Yes. - Man, nice try. 2084 01:36:23,284 --> 01:36:24,084 I don't have credit. 2085 01:36:24,218 --> 01:36:25,085 - Oh, really? 2086 01:36:25,219 --> 01:36:26,420 - No. 2087 01:36:26,554 --> 01:36:27,988 - Oh, that's attractive for a first date, yeah. 2088 01:36:28,122 --> 01:36:29,691 - Yeah, I know, yeah- 2089 01:36:29,823 --> 01:36:31,325 - Nothing says sinking credit like love, you know? 2090 01:36:31,458 --> 01:36:34,962 - No, no, no, no, also I pee myself a lot, so. 2091 01:36:35,095 --> 01:36:36,196 - Oh, wow, okay, cool. 2092 01:36:36,330 --> 01:36:38,499 Can't wait to see that. 2093 01:36:44,639 --> 01:36:47,808 - Okay, okay. 2094 01:36:47,941 --> 01:36:50,411 - This conversation's over, don't say a word. 2095 01:36:52,681 --> 01:36:55,082 Oh, fuck. 2096 01:37:02,256 --> 01:37:03,290 - Cut. 2097 01:37:07,562 --> 01:37:09,163 - Will you go over narwhals for me really quick? 2098 01:37:09,296 --> 01:37:10,297 - What's a narwhal? 2099 01:37:10,998 --> 01:37:13,033 - I think it's, like, 2100 01:37:13,967 --> 01:37:15,202 it's like uh-huh, 2101 01:37:16,771 --> 01:37:18,072 and uh-huh. 2102 01:37:20,107 --> 01:37:21,175 - Cut it, cut it. 2103 01:37:23,444 --> 01:37:24,978 - Will you go over narwhals for me really quick? 2104 01:37:25,112 --> 01:37:26,880 - So it's like a cat. 2105 01:37:27,014 --> 01:37:27,881 - Oh. 2106 01:37:31,352 --> 01:37:32,654 Let's watch a- a movie. 2107 01:37:32,787 --> 01:37:33,454 - Okay. 2108 01:37:33,588 --> 01:37:34,756 - Cut, cut. 2109 01:37:34,888 --> 01:37:36,190 - Good things come to those who wait. 2110 01:37:36,323 --> 01:37:37,759 You complicated it so much. 2111 01:37:39,026 --> 01:37:40,160 - I don't think so, Zack. 2112 01:37:42,196 --> 01:37:45,499 - That's a picture wrap on Zack Anthony. 151872

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