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Thank you.
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Calm down, Morty. I'm almost done
collecting Citadel records. I am calm.
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fidget spinning has a passive
aggressiveness to it. I can be calm and
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You're a million years late on that
thing anyways. Didn't the Egyptians
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those? Fashion's cyclical, babe. I'm
retro.
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Ah, fuck, shit.
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Hang on, we gotta find a place to land.
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Whoa, there's people living here? Are
they refugees?
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Clones. Biotrash. I thought everyone got
sucked back to their reality of origin.
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That happened, right? Exactly.
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The Citadel was basically a factory farm
for spare bodies. That portal reset
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sucked them all back.
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Oh. We don't want to stop here. This is
the Morty part of town, if you know what
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I'm saying.
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Let's touch down over there.
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All right, Morty, grab the sealant. I'll
make this quick.
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Damn, this is nice corn.
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Thank you. Whoa.
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All right.
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Take it easy, old timer.
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I've heard about loners like this,
Morty. What are you doing on my land?
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Trying to leave it as quickly as
possible.
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Leave faster.
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Jesus. I was fixing it when you cocked
the gun.
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See? Done.
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Fuck. Hillbilly. What's that got to do?
Morty, I can't imagine anything worse
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than having to know.
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My whole Saturday was a fun day, too.
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I was thinking about ways not to do.
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I laid down my weapon for what I've
done.
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But too late to hide, feet too soft to
run.
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People say I'm the luckiest.
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Closed. Get the fuck out of here.
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Sorry he says that every time you come
in. Mm -hmm.
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Widgets, skidgets, fertilizer.
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Hey, hey, Doc.
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Did we salvage any more of those
processors?
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We did, but they're on a pretty high
shelf, which I...
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You're the worst.
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Just trying to leave with my stuff.
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Wait, you live around here?
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We don't need to get acquainted.
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Got that right, motherfucker.
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that gene lock yet? Boss is getting
antsy. This is the one.
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Ah! No!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Ah!
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Fiddlesticks!
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What a haul!
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The ship smells like Morty farts now.
Where's my money? Odd job, Rick. Take
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upstairs.
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You like football?
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What? Just making small talk. Long
elevator.
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Well,
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now. My associates here tell me you
rustled up quite the...
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Our job. Your normal job, please.
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I can monologue while we wait.
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You ever wonder why I'm an overweight
southern railroad baron? See, I was
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to be the mascot of a Citadel gumbo
chain.
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Get your mouth around it.
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But Big Rick's gumbo hut is trash now.
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Whole Citadel is trash now.
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And there ain't no pecking order amongst
the trash.
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What a utopia.
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It will be once I have the requisite
modis. We can all be kings here, Mr.
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Trafica. Good luck with that.
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Don't go spending it all in one place
now.
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He'll say degenerate.
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No accent.
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you doing here get the fuck out of my
car i'm coming with you to rescue our
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friends i'm not going to rescue your
friends i'm going to kill those guys who
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stole my shit yeah exactly it's the same
guys it is the same guys flush us into
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space or keep driving fucking morty hey
man you're the one who built this truck
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with a back seat if you die you die
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change. Some change is good.
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We had our own town, man. We were free.
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Hey, you know, my Rick wasn't so bad.
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He used to take me and Summer to the
park. No, he didn't. I have the same
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memory. It's fabricated. Taking me and
Summer to the park.
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And I said it all. You Ricks don't have
many original ideas, do you?
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And you're the arbiter of taste?
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Cool haircut.
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Stay out of my way. Stay out of mine.
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I'm gonna head to a reality where no one
has facial hair. In the land of the
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blind. When I get my hop, I'm off to a
dimension where racism is cool.
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Idiot, you gotta have bigger plans than
one jump.
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Oh, yeah?
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And what's your big plan?
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You mean after I keybag your mom?
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I don't even have a mom.
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That's where the barrel is going if you
don't start talking.
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Uh, your butt or my butt?
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Give me back my friend!
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Jesus, man!
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We fight it here.
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You were always a good customer. Yeah,
you always had exact change.
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Ready?
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No medical degree, but I've read enough
to know one's an okay death and one is
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terrible.
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Flames aren't getting any closer.
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Looks like it'll definitely be the
bleeding out one.
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Bye,
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pal. Off to the big med school in the
sky.
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Hey! Hey!
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Ow! Sorry. They make me do this to bully
me.
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Oh, shaming.
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To clarify, I'm sorry about the needle
prick. Overall, I agree with what
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doing here.
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Our arcade, Morty?
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Richard Sanchez.
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When my associates here told me that
strange little mordy town had themselves
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pet rick with a farm full of cloning
equipment, my interest was piqued.
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equipment? You see, what we have here,
gentlemen, is a friend.
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In the guise of a papa.
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Why, not only is this little Henley boy
not a clone, he's also the Citadel's
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former head of Mordy replication.
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Oh, a Mordy cloning scientist?
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The best Mordy cloning scientist. And
from the looks of these boys, he's still
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got it.
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Richard, Richard.
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And I thought I loved my job.
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This is such a head fuck. Break out the
bubbly, boy!
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Get your mouth around it. That place had
good curly fries. Oh, you been there?
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So you're not even a clone?
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What the fuck are you doing with your
life?
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I don't belong anywhere else, kid.
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You don't want to be an evil Citadel
guy, so instead you live next to a bunch
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cloned Mortys on an asteroid?
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Wow, you're so different.
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Never said I was a good guy.
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I hate you.
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Oh, now.
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That ain't no way to talk to your pa.
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to see it.
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Now, we don't need to be so unpleasant
with each other.
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I'd love to offer you your old job back.
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I'll take it. Hit the switch.
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Don't do it! Shut up!
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It's great.
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I'm no better than any of you. I'm just
self -loathing about it.
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See there? I told you he was good, B.
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All right, now.
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I think that's a... large enough.
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Look how you turned out. Don't give
yourself credit.
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Wait, Rick. What are you doing?
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Not giving myself credit.
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Go make some memories that aren't
fabricated.
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you just took.
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My plans were always bigger than one
jump. No need for that.
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Drop the accent.
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Whatever you say, man.
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That's your real voice?
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Ah, shit. A death gun?
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An escatoir.
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wannabe. That's the freedom of life as a
clone.
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You wouldn't know.
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Someone made you with pay -ucks. All
those sweaty parts and nibbly bits.
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You disgust me.
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It's over, man. Your dream's about to be
gumbo. Get your mouth round
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it. You know me.
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you're under the delusion of something
called the Oter myth.
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Truth is, any big project that's made in
collaboration, lots of delegating, I
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sort of gave notes.
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I don't want to hear this! Good news,
you don't have to.
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Au revoir, son.
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What do we do now?
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Go home?
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We decide where home is. For each of us.
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That old homesteader wanted us to make
memories for ourselves.
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No Morty Towns or Citadels or huddling
together.
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It's time to grow up.
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Hey, is your Rick around?
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I think my Morty dropped his fidget
spinner down here.
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I'm telling you, I checked everywhere
else. Morty, I swear to God, if I check
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between the seats of our car. I checked
between the seats.
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Oh, shit, Morty. Check it out. I think
this little dude killed his Rick. You
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really think so?
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Yeah. Look, there's a grave. He buried
him out front as a warning.
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Damn, ice cold.
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Is that a second, smaller grave?
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Burnt down his house, too. Starting to
think we should have stuck around.
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Jesus. Christ, I didn't kill... Found
it.
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I told you I check between seats.
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When you're right, you're right, Morty.
Told you I admit that kind of stuff now.
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And I can admit you're right about that,
Rick. You're really changing.
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Assholes.
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