Original subtitles

This way please, we'll go to the next room

Here, there was a painting by Trouillebeut called "Harem's Servant"

It was stolen a few weeks ago

That's why our director is so upset

He is waiting here everyday

Hoping that miracle will happen

The painting will be re-appear

Please follow me to another room

Do you like this painting?

Oh yes, quite a lot!

No, thanks!

Good

Miss, are you alright?

Does it hurt? Please sit down

No Miss, you can't sit on this box

There's a very valuable painting inside

MonaLisa?

No it's not,

it's a Modigliani portrait

Please sit elsewhere, or I'll get into trouble

OK...OK...

Miss here, your shoe is fixed

There's a very valuable

Miss please, I'm serious

Thanks!

Bye

GiGi. Good morning

Thanks!

Today's perfume is so fragrant,

must be fantastic!

I almost used the whole bottle

I'll buy you another at Lafayette!

Give me a dimsum first

Well jurry, time is running out

what's the hurry?

Don't interrupt me

I'm in no hurry, it's not dark yet

Gi Gi!

You're just a big baby

France is the best place for you

Yeah!

Especially French women

Yeah! Yeah!

Do you know what that is?

Of course! It's Naughty Dame!

Of course not! It's Notre-Dame!

I always wanted to get married there

with those little boys and girls. . .

along the aisle

Throwing morning glories

Morning glories?

Close the door, let's go

Do you know me?

No

My name is James, thanks

I'm notorious thief, read tomorrow papers

Look at that car!

Hey! Did you see what they're doing there?

Youngsters these days do anything they want

Step on the gas, get closer, take it

Oh!

Hey, be a pal and help me out?

Remember, the perfume!

Don't forget to drive in lowgear when you collect me

- Don't worry - Don't forget!

- Don't worry! - Sure. . .

Go away

I don't smell a thing, how come?

Jeez, the perfume stinks

More than a horse's, shit!

Oh, the perfume must be too old

Freeze, shit!

Hey, what's going up there?

Hey, Joe is coming

Oh

Let's go get him, come on

Hey, over here, hurry

Hey, over here

Slow down

Almost there

Lowgear, stupid broad

Do you get him?

I got him, I got him

Slow down, slow down

Hey, stop, stop the car

Stop

You goddam stupid broad

Joe, you alright,

are you hurt, painful?

Yeah, does it hurt?

Alright enough

Well?

How many times did I tell?

Don't just drive in lowgear

Sometimes use the first gear, sometimes the second

You never do what I tell you!

You're a brainless bimbo

I never know how you want it

I want it off

Where are you going?

Water the plant

Pardon, excuse me please

Hey, you said never start the car in which gear?

Drive!

well drive!

Hey...Hey. . .

Bye-bye

You two will regret this

Go on, leave,

I hope you get what you desert

Mr Chu, do you know...

some of our famous paintings has been stolen lately,

we of course welcome those who come all over the world. . .

to appreciate our art,

but just hope they don't take them away from us

we've done save investigations,

and we suspect that the thieves are Chinese,

from an...

underground painting collector.

You three remember,

I raised you

I fed you, clothed you Now you got to listen to me

From now on

I'll teach you how to make a living

Joe, I'll teach you to be sharp of eye and quick of hand

I'm now in a bus, come here

Oh

What's the matter? You crazy?

Nothing, the bus ride is jumpy!

Then go over there

Oh

Godam it

You'll never learn, you doestn't worth anything

You're crying all the time Brings me bad luck

No food for you

Cherie, let's eat

I stained my pants because of you

I stole food for you

Eat

Go on, eat

Eat

OK

You must be hungry, eat up

We hope that the Hong Kong police will cooperate with the French Investigators

in stopping this crime

Cherie, you be the beggar

Me again?

Go on

Go over there

OK

Uncle can you give me some bread please

I haven't eaten in days, please

Go away, beggar

Don't bother me

Please don't, please

Go away

Hey, you hit me

It's not me, it's not me

Go?

You still deny it?

Really, it's not me

Let's get out of here

You stole my bread

Hey, let's split

You're so young, who taught you to steal?

Stop!

Cherie, run!

You still want to run?

Cherie, come on

Those three kids stole my bread, get them

Lady, slow down, no one will take your bread away

We'll keep a look out

Lady, is it good?

Very good

Take your time,

have more

Hold it, come back

It hurts

What do you want? I didn't do anything

Don't catch them

- we didn't do anything? - Don't worry,

- We're innocent - I won't arrest you

Well? You must be starving

Yeah

It's getting cold, get some clothes

Thank you, papa

Thanks, papa

when did I become your papa?

Whenever you gave us food

You're the only one who has been nice to us

You're not so bad yourselves

Ever think of becoming policemen?

Talk about it later

Don't have to be a policeman to help people

That's right, papa

whenever you're in trouble, come to me

Don't ever steal again

Yes, sir

How come the painter

chose this lady as model

She looks like having a sprained neck

Jim, come and try the soup

It's been boiling for 4 hours

Well?

why does it taste like canned soup?

Go to hell

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to dear Cherie

Happy birthday to you

Congratulations, you look gorgeous

Thanks!

Today's my birthday, you do what I say

Your birthday doesn't mean you're the boss

After this glass of champagne,

we stop stealing

All agreed?

Hey, blow out the candles

Hurry up

Hey hey, make a wish first

Go on, go

OK

I hope after we retire,

we can live in peace

Look! That's enough, have some ice-cream!

Hehe, Snow white, Snow white!

Let me help you

Hey, you're going too fast

when I make a take, I go all the way

Make her feel better

Hey, that includes you too

Come on, she listens to you

This is embarrassing

Cherie, Cherie my love

Are you really mad at me?

Look, my Cherie Amour

You are my true loved one

The only one I swear, bar none

From head to foot need I say bun

Beauty and charm is yours, to you I run

I'd never leave, even forced by gun

I'd always want you, even if you were a nun

with you I know my search is done

Only you bring my luck and lots of fun

I'll love you always, as long as there is a sun

You are my true loved one

The only one I swear, bar none

From head to foot need I say bun

Beauty and charm is yours, to you I run

I'd never leave, even forced by gun

I'd always want to you, even if you were a nun

with you I know my search is done

Only you bring my luck and lots of fun

Ah, I'm drowning

How dare you kick me?

It's not me, something hit my leg

Let me out of here

Come on

I'm freezing

Let's go, come on

You fooled me with her! Don't go

Joe, where do you want to be

when you get old?

Anywhere is fine with me

But, how about you?

I first want to live in peace and quiet

Iran is peaceful

Heaven is pretty

peaceful too

Assholes

We're always on the move

We should try to find a place to settle down

Yeah but that's not the point

The Universe is endless, the Brave are always searching

For some happiness, however fleeting it may be

Actually I miss Hong Kong

I miss wonton Noodles

And Yuen Long Cakes

Shen Zheng fued goose, Causeway Bay seafood

Sheung Wan's egg cakes

Also Stanley's jeans

Yes, Queen's Rd East, Queen's Rd West

Isn't it gorgeous here?

Yes

Let's check it out

Brigitte Barkot, Gina Lollo brigida

what are you yelling at?

I just want to check if those two women were here

What are you saying?

Didn't you see the paper?

They said they always sunbathe here

I want their autograph

How can they have pens if they're naked?

Let's go, DOM

I have one!

Hi!

How are you?

- Hello Cherie - Hello

Joe, Jim, welcome

How are you

Ah, how come?

How much?

Half a million

Too expensive,

the painting only worths 400,000

He said it's too expensive, 400,000

Tell him he's a motherfucker

what is he saying?

Go on

I want to ask you "where's your mother?"

I want to say hello to her

She's fine, thank you very much

You are welcome

Tell him, not a penny less

Half a million, no discount

OK, it's deal

Half a million, he agreed

VOILA - Great

Steal this painting for me,

I gave you 2 million

Please translate. Thank you

He offered you 2 million to steal a painting

2 million?

But you both promised not to steal any more?

Did I say that?

I don't remember saying that

You can't break your promise

This painting is in a castle in Nice

There's also a love story attached to it

The lady in the painting was the painter's lover

The painter died soon after finishing the painting

and it's haunted

by his soul

Any self-respecting thief would be proud to steal it,

but it's never...

left the castle Whoever manages it will be famous for you it's a challenge

Such a long speech, what did he say?

I don't want to tell you

Tell me

Tell us

He said this painting is evil, whoever steals it will die

So what do we do?

Hey!

Well?

Do it

Do it?

Ah. . .

Sorry, we've already retired

Is that true?

He asked if you're sure you can do it?

Sure, Yeah... Yeah...

OK, forget it, I'm really sorry

He said we can go now

Hey, what about the deposit?

They will contact us

Hey, let's have a drink first

Bye

Thanks, bye

It's working

A call from Hong Kong, sir

Hello, Mr Chow!

Hello, Mr Burton, any problem?

No problem, just do it

Very good

Cherie, did you see Jim?

I don't know where he went?

His "work" tools have disappeared too, do you think. . .

Shit!

Please don't go

He can't do a thing without me

He'll be fine

I'm afraid he'll get into trouble

I knew you'd do this

You two better come back safe and sound

I'm going, you go pack up

Remember tomorrow morning 9 o'clock

Wait for me at Cannes airport

Book 3 tickets, 3 tickets

OK!

And then what?

Promise me this will be the last time

You're such a pain!

what are you doing here?

It takes turn to tango

Hey, it's too quiet, must be traps

Yeah, like lots of trap-wires

and arrows

Let's check it out

Um

Nothing

Here's the stone gate,

wonder where is the switch?

For sure it's well hidden

What are you saying?

I don't believe it! They hid this precious painting here?

These are all cheap wines!

The hidden must be the most obvious

Hey, how come it's so long?

Let's go!

It's you

Hey, did you see that?

Hey

Damn, which one?

Hey, it moved by itself

Yeah, yeah

It goes back

Hurry up

What is it?

what are you doing?

Hey

May not be laser beams, but electricity, yes!

God, so windy

It's for effect!

Come on

Careful

- Here - OK

Come on

OK

Hey, careful, want me to die

How come you're so heavy

I eat a lot. Pull me up

I said pull me up, not down want me to die?

Hold tight

Come on

Pull me up

Don't you fart

Harder

Did you get it?

Almost

Did you touch it?

Yeah, harder

Almost got it

Got it

Ready

OK

- Go - Let's go

Hey

Hey. Do you still want your shoes?

we made it, it's the real thing

My blood is all going to my head

How come she is starring at me?

It's your lamp's reflection

Right

Hey

what are you doing?

Come help me

OK

Hurry

Come on

It's quiet here, let's go

Looks like a trap to me

Strange, so quiet, how could that be?

Wait and see

OK, here's to our friendship

There's no need for words

No, I mean that wine

is made up preserved grapes

Everyone is drunk, I alone am lucid

wow, Surat guy (Superiorintellect)

Hey, over here!

I see it

Hey...

Come on

I'll check it for you

You better!

Of course

Hey, watch your ass

I got a big one

There's one more

Easy job, cheers

Cheers

How old are you?

You should be older

See who's better?

Come on

Hurry up

Alright

Get them, don't let them escape

Quick get in

You alright?

Lucky the bullet isn't in too deep

Raise your arm

Higher

Move your finger, make a fist

No big deal, you'll make it

I warned you not to try it alone

You had to try, look at you now

I didn't do it for the French man

Don't be so superior, you're no artist

I know that

I did it for Cherie

If you did it for Cherie, you did it for yourself

If you did it for yourself, you did it for me

If you did it for me, you did it for us all

what are you talking about?

You treat friends

better than the woman you love

No, I treat them both the same

Same? Say what? Are you sure?

You're saying I'm not

You treat her like an object

Sometimes good, sometimes bad

You call that treating her right?

Do you know I'm jealous of you?

Did you ever think of her?

Did you?

If you think of someone else,

you loose yourself?

You both know how I am

I like to be footloose

and care free

Who says I'll spend the rest of my life with her?

If I like a flower, I don't have to pick it

If I like the wind, I don't need to bag it

If I like a cloud, I don't need to hold it

If I like the sea, I don't...

what are you talking about? I am talking about humans

What's that about wind, flowers, clouds...

I was talking about women

women need to be loved, and cared for

I know after marriage,

no more freedom of Democracy

All I want are...flings!

Did you ever hear that?

A fling is not forever

Hey, do you know you're nlrrfinh?

Do you know you're wounded?

- So what? - Are you finished?

Well?

That's it

Really?

Are you feeling better?

If you're alright, let's go Cherie's waiting at the airport

Kill them,

get the painting whatever it takes

Jim, take the painting, don't wait for me

Tell Cherie I'll look for her

I'll hold them off, go to the airport

OK

Boss, we're at the pier, will get them

Damn it!

Jim

Did you do it? Where's Joe?

Where is he? Jim, look at me, what happened?

Huh, what's this?

We had some problem

I'll go look for him

No, he's dead

Let's go

I want to find him

Come on

Beautiful. . . This is art

Your money

We're two of a kind

We both love the money, good work

Thanks

Would you like to see the Hong Kong by night?

Sure, sure

Yeah! show him around

Someone will show you around

Thank you!

I heard that the crime problem in H.K. is very serious

Dad, dad!

Joe, you are still alive

Your leg...

I am lucky, the explosion hasn't ended my life

It's all dad's fault, it must be the French man

I'll get him

Your brother used to be

the best in his field

Joe, come and ski with me some time

If you still can

Dad, I hope you'll think of me

for old times sake

I'm useless now

Think of me as charity, give me a boost

Joe, you know. . .

dad is pained to see you like this

but how do you want me to give you about?

Joe, are you OK?

Son, are you alright?

You bastard, I'll sue you

Hey, don't talk nonsense

If you must sue the staircase, it's what hurt you

What?

Stop yelling

He's got nothing to do with, it's my fault

You're still protecting him?

Buy him a new wheelchair

I'm leaving

Hey, how can you eat so much?

So you can look for yourself when I'm not there

Kick them over there

Come on, help

OK

This is embarrassing

Never mind them

Let's go

Hey, I'm busy, you go back first!

Hurry back, I'll cook for you

Do you have money?

Yeah!

Hi, Jim

Cherie

- Dad - Dad

Hey, what happened to your hand?

Oh, nothing really

Cherie, why are you so thin?

Not really

Doesn't Jim feed you well?

Of course he does

Jim, you said you wanted to pay me back

what do you mean?

Steal me that painting

what painting?

Come on, follow me, come on

How come the painting is here

You don't need to know

It disappeared for 2 years, the price tripled

If it stayed losing 2 more years, how much will it worth then?

I'll take it to the auction later

with Joe, it would be easy

Pity he lost his legs

Doesn't he die?

Jim saw him, didn't he mention it?

Papa

Somebody's looking for me? Outside?

Joe

How are you?

You used to travel a lot, do you miss it?

Nothing's different

I still travel, but around here

My trips are smaller, quieter

But it's a lot more peaceful

I'll take you around

Never mind, my legs don't feel a thing

Come on

This is where I work,

in front is my observatory

This is my latest computer

whenever I can I play computer games

This is my guest's room

This is my newest painting,

I call it "Bud's Paradise"

This is my newest partner, Bobo

Bobo, say Hello

Hello! Hello!

This wall painting took me 3 months, do you like it

I still exercise a lot

This side is my botanical Garden

The other side is my zoo

All the birds are from South Africa

The one sitting there looking serious is my benefactor

He's like a father to me

Bye

Come on, I'll show you the kitchen

No need, I just came to ask you a favor

What is it?

I want you to help James

what's wrong with James?

He promised Dad

He would steal him the painting again

I'm afraid he'll get into trouble again

Please help him

You two always work together

I want to help,

but does he want to be helped?

I knew you would, I'm leaving

Bye

Cherie. Mou Amour

Come on, Cherie Mou Amour

He's depressed,

his girl friend eloped with a vulture

He almost killed himself

You haven't changed at all

Bobo, if you want to sleep, then go to sleep

I'm heart-broken, don't you know?

Sold for the one point five million

Mr Hamupton, for 1 .5 million

Gets this Ming bottle

Congratulations

OK!

Now we have Tang Camel Statue

On p. 1 5, no.6

This auction's proceeds go to

the HK Handicapped Association

I hope you'll all contribute

Starting price, five hundred thousand

OK, no long faces,

this is for charity

Sir, you can only enter on invitation

Really? Sorry I didn't know

Good, 600 thousand, 700 thousand

Now 700 thousand, 700 thousand. . . who says more?

Mr. Chow, your painting is popular,

it'll sell well

I know,

but is your security safe?

Of course, your painting is safe with us

Alright, who give more than

1 . 1 million thousand?

Anyone, anyone?

1 .2 million, 1 .3 million. . .

Alright, 1 .4 million one,

1 .4 million two...

On the far side of the room,

something wonderful

1 .5 million

who says more, 1 .5 million,

1 .5 million

OK. 1 .6 million...come on...

Keep on, 1 .6 million, 1 .7 million...

come on

1 .7 million, alright

You're not a useless handicapped, I'm impressed

- Can you guys do any better? - Dad,

you're just pretending to be charitable

OK. 1 .8 million, 1 .8 million

1 .9 million,

- Do you think they know you're... - now 2 million

such a hypocrite?

Good, Mr Tsang now bids 2. 1 million

Are you doing this

to buy respectability?

You know every time you bid,

I lose 200 thou?

I don't agree

I helped you make so much money,

now I'm helping you to spend it

The guy in the wheelchair now bids 2.4 million

2.5 million, 2.5 million

Come on

Big again, you'll lose your arms

2.6 million

Oh, yes, yes, Mr Chow ups the bid to 2.7

Any more than 2.7, 2.7 million

Knock for the first time, knock for the second time

Sold for the two point seven million

On behalf of the HK Handicapped Association

Thank you Mr Chow, oh, right!

Sorry, I did it on purpose

What do you want?

Guards, help me

Calm down

Clean this mess up have the cleaning ladies

picked up these worthless ceramic pieces

Hey, careful, you can't afford these

Sorry, this entrance is forbidden

Sorry

Please sir, put on your ID badge

Sure, sorry I forget

Sir, is all right, all right, calm down

Check it out

Lead all the people out here

what happened? What happened?

An explosion there, "BANG"

Get the fire extinguished, be quick

Turn off the mains

Be quick

Follow me!

Brother, you made dad furious

Don't play here,

this place is not for playing

This is my turf, scram

If not, you can't even sit on a wheel chair

Don't forget!

You look

The auction house vault...

has more than 1 0 security systems

Even if you get to the vault, it may not open

we may have to bring the whole computer inside

No, we just need good communications

Hey, what are you two talking about?

James, do you need me?

Papa

You're going to steal again?

we're playing computer games

Well, I hope you two'll stick to the straight path

Go back and cook

Hey, this apron looks "camp"

Be serious!

It suits you

Alright, we got everything

but the vault key

Let me steal it

What? without me?

I think I can handle this

Brother, I won't cause you any trouble

But you lost two leg already

I don't want you to lose an arm of your life

what were you talking about?

Don't be so nosy

when do you want children?

we thought about it, not till after this job though

You want a boy or a girl?

Of course a boy

But she wants a girl, easier to carry

Did you think of a name?

If it's a boy - Joseph

If it's a girl - Sherry

OK? Want me to be godfather?

Of course, who else?

But you'll have to come to the State

we plan to settle over there

Happy Birthday

Beautiful cake!

Cherie made it for you

Don't you remember today is your birthday

Oh yeah, how old am I?

36

Time sure goes by fast

Close your eyes

what for?

Make a wish

You're so fussy

I told you there's no trick

Lucky for you

The cake is delicious

Thanks

Hey, do you see him?

Who?

He's the auction director, Stanley Wu

He has the key,

but don't know where he put it

With Cherie's charm,

we'll be able to find out soon

what high praise

Jim, can I dance with your wife?

Please

Listen for the key's noise

Dad

Bringing Joe here is asking for trouble

Don't worry,

you'll get your painting

You'll be responsible for him

what are you doing here?

I come to see my son, what are you doing?

I come to see my son too

It's time to work

Please do me a favour

Mr wu,

Oh, hello!

I'm the representative of the L.A. Chinese Antique Association

Oh, hello!

I'm keen on antique

I know you are the auction director

You must know a lot abut antiques

well, actually I myself is an antique

I want to do my thesis on Chinese culture and history

would you show me the way please?

Jim

Jim, what are you doing here? Stealing again?

Hey, what's the hurry?

They're just having a good time

Let's have a drink, come on

Don't you two think it's time for a drink? Come on

Have a drink with Papa

I got mine

1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Hey, something's going on there

Hello, Control, it's time to work,

can you hear me?

Hey man, I can hear you, no need to shout

Don't make me deaf

The guards are off, they haven't locked the electricity room

I didn't think you're that good

No wonder we're partners

Don't forget I'll be with you

Whenever you get lonely,

I'll be the DJ in your ear

Control what's gotten into you

Are you possessed?

Don't worry...

As soon as you get into the electricity room,

Don't panic, you'll see lots of wires

Once you find the switch, just switch it off

Roger, the switch is off, what next?

You're not only smart,

but intelligent too

Now give me the model number,

please

JJ063 - OK?

According to the computer, the red one is dangerous

The blue one has the blues

As for the yellow one,

can't cut that one, it's the sex one

So which one do I cut?

The blue one, I hate the blues

You got it

I feel much better now

Oh, I saw a road block,

if you push the right 6 numbers

You'll win the grand price

what no.?

Hold on

Easy, first a 6, then five 8's

I used these nos. a lot,

but they never won

So I keep on trying

Are you done yet, you one eyed trouser snake

Done

Yeah? I knew you could do it, Sherlock

Next time, don't ask me if it's so easy

Alright, whom should I ask?

I'd introduced you to watson

Hey, stop joking, let me listen to the vault

Turn left to 32, right to 1 5

is it really this easy?

Turn left to 1 3, stop

YES!

Now put your stethoscope

on the lower lock

Then what?

How can a DJ stop talking?

You want to steal that painting?

I'm on the air now

Oh the air?

Hello kids,

we have a riddle for you to solve

Last riddle was: what room has no wall?

I'm going to tell you the answer now

The answer is MUSH-ROOM

Now for those who are not receiving us well,

because you're far away like the New Territories

Please turn your radio to FM80, FM80

Turn twice to get a clearer reception

So what do we do now?

Of course we can't stop here

Must be riddle time again

Todays riddle is: what's pink and hides in a strawberry patch?

Can you guess the answer?

Wait a bit, Bobo the clown will give you the answer

That's all, bye

You came just in time!

I'm helping HK Handicapped Children

do a charity broadcast

They're really cute

I gotta go bleed the lizard, I'm lucky you're here

Can you help me, I'll be right back

Good thing you're not stealing the painting,

they changed the security system,

as soon as you lift the painting

the vault door will automatically lock

Hello, Hi kids,

I'm Bobo the clown

Well kids, here's the answer to the riddle

whats pink and hides in strawberry patches?

A pink elephant

Hello,

Hello.

Joe, are you there?

Hey, hold it, don't move

Jim, Jim, Jim

Hold on

why didn't it explode? Jim, damn it

Wrong connection

Jim, are you alright, answer me

Jim, don't scare me

Damn,

it's all connected

Jim

Thanks

How come you have the keys?

How come you're here?

You put the explosive here, so why did it explode on the other side?

Wrong socket

If you don't believe me,

I'll show you again

I dare not, let's go

Hey, I'm serious, get in, I'll show you

Did you see them?

Yeah

Are they people or ghost?

People

Let me head butt it

Change position

I head butt it

Jump!

Please grant me a bomb to kill this kid

Not again?

After war, time of peace come upon us

Super

Dad, you didn't sleep all night?

How could I? where's my painting?

with me, if you want it

give me 30 million for it

You bastard, how can you talk to your dad like that?

I don't want to talk family bullshit,

let's talk business

OK, how do you want it?

Come to my place

Where to now?

Japan, States,

wherever you want to go?

Really?

I hope you won't leave me standing again

we'll come pick you up as soon as we're finished

Dear, you be Clear water Bay pier

You better!

Dad

Son, where's the painting?

what happened to us?

What's wrong?

I'll never forget you raised me, it's engraved in my heart!

Jim, I know you are very filial,

I just want my painting

I'll give you the painting,

but you have to let us go

That painting is my life,

if you give it back to me, I'll let you go

You're so kind, thanks for giving us freedom

Especially this chance

The money?

I raised both of you, but I never thought you turn out so cruel

I'll exterminate you

No please

Joe

It's bullet proof vest, so what?

Nothing, but aren't you limped?

If I weren't limped,

you won't be with me

If I weren't limped,

when I came back, dad would have killed me

Did I made you sad. . .

and cry?

what about Cherie?

I'll explain to her

where's dad?

You bastard, where's the real painting?

Kill him, don't spoil the painting

You want to buy any insurance?

Go to hell!

Black Jack. The banker win

The banker got a pair

So many Ace, you must have AIDS

Not as many as you

I'll check for you

Shit, you spoil my best suit

It's corrosive fluid

I drank the corrosive fluid

Call the ambulance

Don't panic,

I asked you not to play with fire

Call the fire truck

Stop!

what you want, dad?

Get the painting!

But it's wired

Go on

Put it out, it's gone, it's gone

The painting is gone, put it out

Put it out, put it out, oh, no!

Dad, how is painful?

Take a rest

Let me help you

You two want to kill me, not so easy

Papa

Alright, alright

Go and talk to dad for a while

All movies have the bad guys caught at the end

This movie is no exception

Smile, hey

Don't move

You intend to leave like this?

we caught him for justice

And your wish come true, what's the point of staying?

Clean this mess up first

what do you mean?

I'm a police officer

I can't let you go, that's illegal

I can't do this

Patricide is punishable by death

Yeah, die young

Huh, alright, that's enough out of you two

I close my eyes

Hit him

Hey, hit him

Go on, hit

Alright, here I go

OK

Don't hit the forehead

Hit the temple

OK, here I go

Get ready

It'll hurt

They're gone already, dumb jerks

Cherie

Jim, where's Joe?

Cherie

Honey bunch

You can walk?

If I'm limping, how can I run away?

Ah, so you lied to me, you bastard

Alright, enough

You're in a rush,

I got nothing for you, except for this fruit cake, bye

Aren't we leaving together?

Right,

didn't we say we'll always be together

Jim, well, not exactly

Every good thing has to end some time

In fact, I prefer traveling alone, footloose and carefree

Take good care of Cherie

what do you mean?

Take care

What do we do?

I'm leaving, I wish you all the best

Joe

Yes, well, what do you want?

We don't mean you must stay

But don't you think a promise must be kept

What did I promise?

You promised to be godfather to our kids, remember?

That was a long time ago

Well, Cherie is pregnant now

Hey, stop that

Mustn't forget the condoms!

Are you coming?

Sure you don't want to come

Alright, cast off

Stop, wait for me

So where is the painting?

Back home

Yes!

Go back to work