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"Paradise Island, Thailand."

I won't let you suffer all this for nothing.

I want Ken Shek to suffer ten thousand-fold what you have suffered.

"Macau."

Kiss her.

Hello Martin, long time no see.

Enjoy yourself.

Enjoy, enjoy.

What's your name?

I am Yan.

I'm David, would you like to watch a movie with me?

I'd love to, but have to ask my Dad first.

You need permission for just that?

Hey Bosses, how can you not wait for me for the photo?

What is it you're wearing, Robot Stupid?

I spent a lot of time picking this out.

Robot Stupid,

- where's Dad? - Have you asked Master to come to take photo?

He's in the bride's room.

I'll go and get him.

But you have to say I I'm hot first!

Take it off, that's a woman's outfit. Go!

I won't be crying if I'm not heart-broken.

You think raising a daughter is easy?

I had to get up almost 8 to 9 times every night.

Feeding her and changing her diapers.

When did I ever get to sleep well?

And once she says she wants to get married, then off she goes.

And I'm left alone in the house.

I don't know what to do. I'm devastated.

Boss, my condolences.

Robot Stupid, from now on, it's just you and me against the world.

Yes, Sir.

Remember, you have to strive to be a good person.

I will.

Why tears?

Your daughter is only marrying your protégé today.

Please stop, please stop.

Don't say it anymore.

Don't be like that,

go out there and take a picture with your daughter.

What's wrong with your voice? It's very hoarse.

Ko Chun took me to Las Vegas for training.

So for 3 whole months, I haven't had any Chinese soup.

Stuck in the desert every day, eating nothing but French fries.

That's how my gums got swollen up like this.

Did you learn any fascinating skills?

No, just 3 months of fascinating hypnosis.

- Boss, don't be like that. - I am so doomed.

I don't want to live anymore.

Boss, relax.

Don't be like that. It's a big day today.

Go out there and take some pictures with your daughter.

Don't try to talk me into it. I don't want to go anywhere.

Master, what's the matter?

What's wrong, Dad?

Ghost!

- What's wrong? - Don't come close to me.

The doctor said he has psychological barrier.

He is suffering from

"denial-of-daughter-to-be-married- all-is-lost-anxiety disorder".

And I'm suffering from

"to-be-married-no-more-freedom phobia".

What did you say?

All the guests have arrived. What do we do now?

Looks like it's time I used my

newly acquired fascinating skills.

What skills?

In your case, you will have to discuss with her.

Ken, now concentrate on this watch.

Yes.

Are you feeling very tired?

Yes.

What do you see?

I see something white down your crotch.

Oops, I'm sorry.

Let's start over again. Concentrate...

Yes.

Don't stare at the white stuff anymore.

What do you see now?

Do you see your daughter getting married?

Yes. She wants Vincent, and she doesn't want me anymore.

That is incorrect.

Vincent is not marrying Rainbow today.

Who is he marrying then?

Your cousin - Marbled Pork.

Babe.

Marbled Pork?

Vincent, I'm so sorry for you.

Sorry for me?

- Hope you enjoy the party. - Master.

I hope you like the food. Enjoy the party!

I helped to raise the kid too. Look...

See how pretty your daughter is.

I'm relieved. She finally gets to be married... at last she's married.

I hope you like the food.

- Mark, did you see that? - Enjoy the party!

What's up with him? He's a bit overexcited.

I hope you like the food. Enjoy the party!

At least he's back to normal.

A while ago, he was a mess back there inside the room.

What did you do to him?

I can feel it.

How do you feel?

I feel re-energized.

Try me.

What's wrong? Are you alright?

Never better.

Hope you enjoy the party.

Michael.

Where is Mr. Ko, your master?

Mr. Ko is still in Las Vegas.

Michael has pharyngitis. Doc said he shouldn't talk too much.

You two are...

Im am Chime, and she is Ebony.

We are Michael's new assistants.

That's why I don't recognise you.

Where is Ken?

Master Ken is over there, standing by for the ceremony.

Enjoy the party.

Have some drinks.

Enjoy.

Daddy, what are you laughing about?

I'm so glad finally somebody wants to marry you.

Vincent.

- What's up, Master? - Thank you for having her.

Please take good care of my cousin.

Your cousin?

Gosh, this has gone a bit too far, he's going crazy.

We welcome everyone here today

to witness the matrimony of Vincent and Rainbow.

Their decision to marry has not been entered into lightly

and today they publicly declare their devotion to each other.

They commit to accept each other as lifelong companion.

Michael.

Michael.

Hello Mark, this is Michael.

I'm in Singapore.

I got news that someone is disguised as me.

It is a robot, a robotic bomb.

He's a robot bomb, everybody run!

- Hey Mr. Chan? - Boss!

Run.

Bomb.

Robot Stupid.

- Get an ambulance. - Where is Ken?

That was fun.

- Did you hear me? Call an ambulance. - Be careful.

- Ken. - I hope you enjoyed the party.

Boss, I'm glad you are okay. I was so worried about you.

Ken.

Who is she?

The new director of the Interpol, Miss Ice.

You just got here in time.

This whole floor has been taken by my family and friends.

My son-in-law and my daughter are in ICU.

You'd better find out who the criminal is before you leave.

The Interpol does not need your coaching to work.

Mr. Ken, Mr. Mark.

Is it necessary to be so polite?

You have become suspects of.

US$15 billion dollar theft from D.O.A.

You are now under arrest.

Are you reciting the lines from last year's script?

Shut up.

You are indeed a topnotch hacker.

The 15 billion dollars was in our custody until the night before last.

It just disappeared from our account for no reason.

Fortunately, our advanced tracker system led us to you.

We know you've split the money into two 7.5 billion dollars and stashed them

away into various secret bank accounts in Bermuda and the Virgin Islands.

Wait, let me make a call to Bro Long Wu.

He is now one of the Senior Officials of the Interpol.

Don't waste time talking to them.

They just love framing people. You can handcuff me first.

Arrest them.

Hey, you're trapped.

How did that happen?

- Calm down. - I'll kick your butt.

People have been saying what a tough fighter you are...

I've seen better.

"Hong Kong - High Security Prison."

Buddha's rays rising.

Buddha stirring up the mountains and seas.

Buddha's power over Canaan.

Buddha descends on earth on Buddha Day.

Buddha's rays rising.

Buddha and I are united.

Buddha's power is limitless.

Now I'm going to open up the Ren and Du Accupoints for you.

How was that?

Do you want to throw up blood?

Accupoint Hwei Yin.

Alright, if that's not powerful enough, I'll strengthen the power.

THE TENTH STROKE: All Buddhas facing the sky.

- Hey you. - Yes.

Why did you brush my tooth?

Where am I?

You have been sleeping for 10 days in here.

Why did I sleep here?

On your daughter's wedding day, I hypnotized you.

Then there was an explosion, causing concussion to your brain.

Then you got hit by stun guns and passed out,

now your head is messed up.

- Who am I? - You are Ken Shek.

- And who are you? - I'm Mark.

Who is Mark?

This is not working. Let me unhypnotize you first.

Are you okay? You tired?

No. I'm okay.

What do you see now?

I see you. That's not fast enough.

Not fast enough? I'll speed up.

- Need help? - No need. You just sit and watch.

- Let me help you. - No, just sit down.

- I can help you. - I don't need help.

- Go higher! - I don't need your help.

- Faster! - I don't need help.

- A little higher still! - Don't do that.

How did this happen?

Hello, who's this?

Open the gate.

Activity time for second floor cells.

Hey bro, you alright?

I am. Just sticking my head out to check if it's safe out here.

Is it?

Very safe. You go ahead, I'll be right after you.

See you later.

- Big Brother B. - Hey Ken,

what brought you back in here?

Nothing serious, the guy said I was messing with some lady cop at the hospital.

- She tased me, I passed out, and here I am. - ls that him?

Why are you still here?

I can't leave. I've got life.

- You're such a nutcase! - That's true.

Are you new here?

Who are you?

King Black of Jiufen. Ever heard of me?

You are Black Dog-poo!

You Assbole, no... Asshole!

Come on, Blackie. He's a friend.

We are all buddies, don't start a fight.

Ken, come here, let's play a game.

Come over here, don't get upset. We are all under the same roof.

You really think it's a good idea to put them in here.

This is safer than any safe house.

Do they really live up to their name?

This is Mr. Long's instruction.

His men will be here soon.

When they do, our mission will be done.

What a crowd.

What are we playing?

We're in a prison. African Poker will be a good fit.

They have poker in Africa?

Do Hong Kong people have Hong Kong foot?

And Jiufen should have dog-poo?

Listen.

Get one card each.

Stick it on your forehead, see who has the biggest card.

You can all see my card, but I cannot see my own.

Of course I understand that. You think I'm stupid?

What do we use for money?

Cigarettes. In prison, cigarette is money.

I don't have cigarettes, bro.

I just found 2 packs.

2 packs? That's not enough.

You are the Magic Hand, come on.

- Who's the Magic Hand? - You are.

- You can make a lot out of this. - Me?

- I can do that? - Yes.

Excuse me.

Go go go, more... more!

- Is this enough, bro? - Yes. It's enough.

- This is impressive, handsome. - Enough.

Show me all your cigarettes.

- Hurry up. - Give out the cards.

Okay. 1,2, 3!

If you have to cheat, can it be at least a little more discreet?

You are the guest. Your call.

3 packs then.

Are you in?

Nope.

How about you?

I'm out too.

- How about you? - They're out.

I'm backing you up.

- That's great. - But I'm out.

Great. I'm all in.

Good.

Looks like you have a very good card.

You're out... and you're out.

And you're out too.

Mine shouldn't be too bad either.

I'll play. All in.

So which card is in play?

Of course the one on your forehead.

His card is not small, isn't it?

If we are playing the Big Two, then his card is very big.

Even my "7" is good enough to beat yours.

What's the matter?

Did you all just came back from your father's funeral?

No cigarettes for a year, no big deal.

Assholes.

We don't even smoke. Give them back the cigarettes.

- Give them back? - Give them back.

Ok, you can have them back.

Thank you Bro Ken.

Since everyone's here,

let's sing a song to celebrate. You'll make a name out of it.

Sing? Again?

It's called continuity.

Don't make me.

Ok. Then don't sing.

That's not very nice.

"Living in this world, true friendship don't come easy."

"Not many friendships can last for long."

"We hold each others' hands as we are about to go separate ways."

"But our friendship will always live in our hearts."

"We may split up today, but some day tomorrow, we will meet again."

"Even if we cannot see each other, we will remain friends forever."

What's all that noise?

There goes the party.

How can you not invite me to join the party?

"There may be miles and miles of mountain range between us."

"But deep down inside, we know we don't need to be together."

"Still our friendship will remain unchanged."

"Living in this world, true friendship don't come easy."

"Not many friendship can last for long."

"We hold each others' hands as we are about to go separate ways."

"But our friendship will always live in our hearts."

"We may split up today, but some day tomorrow, we will meet again."

"Even if we cannot see each other,"

"we will remain friends forever."

"There may be miles and miles of mountain range between us."

"But deep down inside, we know we don't need to be together."

"Still our friendship will remain unchanged."

"Still our friendship will remain unchanged."

Watch out.

Ken Shek, show your face.

Or I will kill everyone in here.

He's looking for you.

He's looking for you.

Ken Shek is you.

Asshole, I'm King Black from Jiufen.

King Black?

Why don't we all claim to be Ken Shek.

They can't kill us all, can they?

That's right.

On the count of three, we all shout "I am Ken Shek".

Good.

1... 2...3

I am Ken Shek.

Kill him.

Search.

What's the score?

98

What about mine?

101

Hey Mr. Chan, have you come to attend the wedding?

My cousin is already married.

Thank you for coming.

I hope you like the food. Enjoy the party.

He is demented.

Bro, who are these two?

This is Long Wu's son - Long Wu Jr.

Nice, look - young and muscular.

And you must be his brother Long Wu Most-Jr.

Another handsome man.

Why is your chest so soft?

Now what?

She is Master Ko's cousin.

Kitty - my Aunt-aunt.

A woman?

She doesn't have an adam's apple.

What kind of nutcase are you? How am I a man?

Oh I'm sorry.

Bomb!

Bomb? Where is it?

Why is this happening to me?

There are things in this world that cannot be explained.

Stop pretending you are unconscious, everybody has left.

Time to go.

"Michael's residence, Singapore."

- The supreme sword of the kingdom. - the Dragon Saber.

- Thank you bro. - What's with him?

I'm not sure.

He's been in Singapore for 7 days and nights.

Yet he is still unconscious.

His butt is still smoking.

I have to take revenge.

Looks like he is dreaming.

I have to take revenge.

I am the Master of the Ming Sect, Zhang Wu-ji.

Remember these people.

You have to avenge your dad's death in the future.

I have to take revenge.

- Where am I? - My home.

Thanks for taking me in, hero. You are...

- People call me Gambling Robinhood... - Wait.

You must be the Condor Hero Yang Guo.

I am Zhang Wu-ji.

Bro Ken, please...

Call me Zhang Wu-ji, and you are?

The Invincible of the East.

Mr Invincible, long time no see.

Bro Wu is here.

Aunt-aunt, he said he is Zhang Wu-ji.

You call her Aunt-aunt, so she must be Dragon-girl.

All the heros are gathered here today.

I must go downstairs to meet everyone.

Hi everyone, he is the Master of the Ming Sect - Zhang Wu-ji.

And this one is...

I'm Mother Ruthless.

- This is Zhou Zhi-ruo. - How are you?

My protégés - A, B, C and D.

This gentleman has so much charisma, your name is?

I'm your Grand-master, Zhang San-feng.

Wu-ji, you have grown a lot.

Grand-master, I haven't seen you for so long.

I miss you so much.

- Wu-ji. - Yes.

Take this Revival Pill, you will get better.

What are they doing?

How do you feel?

Can I have another one?

Yes.

Can I borrow your birdie?

What do you want it for?

What kind of bird is this?

Big Bird.

Big Bird?

How big is it?

You go upstairs first. I will show you later.

Wait,

I haven't taken my revenge yet.

Can anyone tell me

where the Dragon Saber and the Heavenly Sword are?

Here.

Thank you Grand-master.

Heavenly Sword.

Kill. Kill. Kill.

Dragon Saber.

Chop. Chop. Chop.

I feel pity for you.

I have read about this before.

If a person has been hypnotised in a wrong way.

He will suffer from early Psychosis.

And become a 10 year old child, just like that.

Oh my goodness.

Mr. Long, Ken Shek should be admitted to an asylum.

Let's observe him for 2 more days.

Why is he being hunted?

We are investigating an illegal arms dealing organization.

The master mind behind it is a man called J.C.

He has multiple identities.

He calls himself Casino Tycoon.

In fact he's a terrorist engages in arms

trading with different countries.

The robot that showed up at Ken's daughter's wedding

is a product of his organization.

If they really looked the same as me,

I should get 1 or 2 to guard my house.

You know, I have 3 girlfriends and 5...

Are you going out? Where to? Did I say yes?

I'm sorry.

Don't even think having 3 girlfriends is something worth bragging about.

Every one of them may have 3 boyfriends.

You really think I won't hit you.

He's just a male chauvinist who have lived with his own ego all his life.

What the heck does he know about women.

If you can ask me one thing about women that I don't know, I'd say you win.

Are you familiar with.

"Anterior Pituitary Basophil Inteotropic Hormone abnormality"?

What kind of disease will it bring about?

If you can repeat what you just said, I'll consider you win.

Not one out of a hundred guys

- can answer that question. - That's right.

If you are diagnosed with.

Anterior Pituitary Basophil Inteotropic Hormone abnormality...

it will cause abnormality in your ovulation.

What are you looking at? You think you understand what it is?

- Anterior Pituitary Basophil Inteotropic... - Okay Okay!

What is in that box?

It's a delivery for Bro Ken, it's Robot Stupid.

Bro Mark, tea or coffee?

I don't need him in my house, Robot Skinny!

Yes, Sir.

Look how sexy she's dressed.

Hi everyone, tea or coffee?

Let me handle the chores.

Miss Skinny, how do you do?

How do you do?

How do you do?

Your name is?

My name is Stupido.

Stupido, you look so cool.

Oh Stupido, you are having a nose-bleed.

Oh it's been a little hot lately, it's internal heat.

Bro Wu, what is the cause of this enmity between JC and Ken?

It seems like he wants him dead,

but at the same time he wants him to live.

He called Master and I to go save him in the last minute.

And yet, back in the prison, he wanted to kill him.

Bro Wu, do you know the reason?

No.

Humans are so strange.

Sweetheart, I am just 2 years older than you...

What time do you get charged at night?

Shall we do it together?

You are getting my heart beating so fast, this is embarrassing.

Do you often play "Battling the Landlord" on Tuyoo App?

Yes, I do. When I am charging up...

I play "Battling the Landlord" at the same time.

That's great. Your nickname is...

This is my new lab on the island.

It's well equipped with the latest technology. Look...

If we pursue with our work,

in the future, human won't ever need to die anymore.

Am I great?

Will you marry me?

Marry me, I will give you everything.

Listen to me.

Is there somebody else?

We broke up and got back together 3 times. He means a lot to me.

For the time being, I still cannot forget him.

I don't mind that.

I will wait for you. Okay? I'll wait.

I will wait for you.

Give me some time.

Let me settle my business first.

I will give you an answer by then.

Okay.

These two can control the weather, they are powerful.

And this one, once I press this,

it will launch to the sky.

I have to check your handbag.

No photos.

Mr. J.C.

If you want to kill anyone in my territory, please inform me first.

You are Molly's favourite assistant. I will not treat you bad.

You can work for me from now on. I will rename you Kammy.

Thank you, Mr. J.C.

I have tracked down Ken Shek.

He is in Singapore, in the custody of Michael Chan.

You unworthy loser,

how can you bully an unarmed child.

Let me show you the power of...

There's water in his brain.

my Dragon Saber and Heavenly Sword.

Sounds like somebody is up there.

If not for Ken Shek, I would be laying in the sun right now.

You are only interested in picking up girls.

Aunt-aunt, all I meant was just sunbathing.

If there are only men at the pool, will you still go?

There are only men in this house, and I'm still here!

Michael, how can you talk in this manner to a senior.

Aunt-aunt, it's just a joke.

Let's go.

Bro Yang Guo.

How can you talk like that to your Aunt-aunt?

So now it's your turn to talk to me like this.

If not for you,

why would I end up like this?

- Bro Yang Guo. - What?

I wish you could show a little respect for me.

If not for you,

why would I end up like this?

There is nothing I hate more than

being poked in the head.

You'd better stop now or I will show you...

That's enough.

It really hurts.

You just can't be nice to people like him.

Look...

How dare you poked my head!

behind you...

How dare you poked my head!

Which finger did you use just now?

Show me that finger, I'll chop it off.

I'll chop it off.

Hi everyone, sorry for intruding.

I am an ammo expert from

the Interpol sent by Mr. Long Wu.

What?

I am Yu. My first name is Only.

You can call me Only Yu.

Only you... is that right?

So you are the ammo expert from the Interpol.

In the presence of so many big heroes,

I am just an inconspicuous and humble little hero.

So what is that?

That's one of my inventions.

It's used to subdue violence-proned suspects.

It's nick-named "no-escape-from- the-buddha's-grip".

Impressive, eh?

- I need un peu de calme. - Okay.

Anything powerful than this?

Yes.

This is a very important invention in the ammo field in 2016.

Its name is "No-mercy-utterly-devastating- ..."

nowhere-to-hide-gut-and-bone- shatterer-killing-machine".

Let me see.

How powerful is it?

Knock it on your head, you'll definitely need to call an ambulance.

What calibre bullets does it use?

It does not require bullets.

Can you still call it a gun?

Sometimes it's a gun.

How do you use it?

Imagine this powerful gun in the hands of a macho man.

The bad guys will surely be scared out of their minds.

But don't forget the kids will be scared to tears too. No worries.

Take out this cone,

then open up this lid, turn the knob here...

Voila, an icecream is ready to comfort the kid.

It's a combination of the devil and the angel.

Impressive, eh?

Shall we just strangle him now?

I'm in.

I'm in too.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It has a finger-print identification function.

If you are not the owner,

it will send out shock waves.

I'm so sorry.

Do you have anything that doesn't give out shock waves?

Yes.

These are Ultrasonic Aerojet Glider Shoes.

And also...

What are those?

Fuel tanks. But they weigh 10 kilograms each.

They are too heavy to fly with the shoes.

- What if you don't use the fuel tanks? - Then the shoes can't fly.

- Why? - They need power to fly!

I need un peu de calme.

Don't go yet.

- I want to show you another thing. - Wait.

These are real shoes. Look, they are really soft inside.

And there are hidden heels,

so you'll look taller while wearing them.

Bro Long Wu.

First there was Ken Shek, and now there's Only Yu.

We can't manage them.

Can we get rid of Only Yu?

Wait.

You cannot get rid of Only Yu.

Does he have powerful connections?

He is my brother-in-law.

Well, then I take back what I just said.

It's so corrupt.

It is the cutting edge technology.

My Hero, what about this chic coat

you are wearing, how is it powered?

You have good taste.

- It looks cool. - It is powered by

this super micropower chip.

Very high-tech.

What if we insert this chip into those shoes?

Your proposal is very creative.

It never crossed my mind. Let's give it a try.

Sure. Let's try it.

How's that?

Why are they vibrating?

That's right, I can feel the vibration too.

Eat this.

I am flying.

Flying.

I'm flying.

I'll see you around, my Hero.

Who indeed is Un-peu-de-calme?

That's right, who's Un-peu-de-calme?

Is she pretty?

I said I NEEDED A BIT OF SILENCE.

Look.

A good fighter and a good cook, all-in-one.

Interested?

But she is more into you.

- I'm married. - Really?

Yes, I even have a daughter.

But I do have a wife.

Your wife doesn't want you.

She is devoting all her time on children education.

Things might get better soon.

So you are not interested?

Are you interested in transforming this into a 3 of diamond?

Look.

I hate gambling.

You go to hell. Go get a life.

When will you do something useful?

I really hate gambling.

I know now.

Miss Purple?

You have mistaken, Mr Mark. I am Kammy.

I'm sorry, I opened your white wine.

You didn't come all the way here to drink white wine, did you?

Nice to meet you.

Let me do it. How do you do?

I am Mr. J.C.'s assistant.

She's fine.

Whatever it is, I am not acquainted with Mr. J.C.

So what do you come here for?

I think I had better let.

Mr J.C. speak for himself.

That way.

Hi everyone, I'm J.C.

J.C. Enterprise's.

I know Ken Shek is here.

We have some private business to settle between us.

Can you hand him over to me?

Ken Shek is not here.

Even if he is, I won't give him to you.

What about this, if I can beat you,

you give me Ken Shek.

If you dare touch him, I will ruin her face.

I only meant beating him at table tennis. No need to be alarmed for that.

Well, you should have said that earlier.

That's right, you should have said it earlier.

How do you want to play?

If anyone from your side can take 1 point from me,

then you win, and I'll leave.

He's so arrogant.

I go first.

No, let me do it.

I'll serve first.

- Where are my glasses? - That's really bad.

I'll crush you in the next round.

Here.

Thank you.

That wasn't too bad.

So so.

Let him serve first.

When he does, you smash it.

I smash it.

Your turn to serve.

Good tools are prerequisite to success.

We can't blame you, the problem is the cheap paddle.

You have already played very well.

She's right.

You'll win him if you're using a steel paddle.

Your turn, little girl.

Wait.

I need un peu de calme.

You don't need Un-peu-de-calme. I will get her for you.

Stay focused on the match.

Let me serve.

Kill.

Kill.

We're gonna lose again.

I haven't had to use my Heavenly Sword for a long time.

You've got to be the first to make me use it.

Ken Shek.

No, I'm Zhang Wu-ji.

Today, I have come to retaliate for my godfather Golden Lion King's death.

I have to destroy... you good-for-nothing loser...

Speedy-fists Cheng Kun's...

odor! Watch this!

That's a real good move.

Where is your paddle, Mr. Zhang?

I have my Dragon Saber.

Come. Show me what you've got.

Faster.

Faster.

That's too slow.

Faster.

Beat him, beat him, beat him.

The ball is broken.

This round doesn't count. Let's start again.

No. I don't want to play anymore. You are playing too hard.

- I'm leaving. - I said let's have another round.

Do you really want me to play again?

Yeah, sure, I'll do it. I'm not scared of you.

That's amazing. What kind of ball is that?

It's been a while.

Chocolate.

Thank you.

Since everybody's here...

This Saturday at Paradise Island, Thailand,

I am having a birthday party with card games for charity,

you are all invited.

I don't take no for an answer.

Ok we'll see you then.

Good.

Ken, you are a good actor.

Oh, Mother Ruthless, I'm a guy, you can't touch me like that.

Hold him tight.

Why do you take my pants off?

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

Master, I'm glad Bro Long Wu's target-drug came just in time.

J.C. hasn't shown his face for a long time.

That's why I have decided to come and meet him in person.

Boss.

Let's go.

Yes, Sir.

I didn't know you do this stuff too.

Apart from being a hacker,

I am also an inventor in the underground market.

You do this too?

Michael is robot fanatic,

he had invented 23 robots before,

but they didn't have a mind, so he tore them all apart.

Only Skinny was allowed to stick around.

Why are you messing with Only Yu's Gliders' Shoes?

I am remodelling it.

After remodelling, its stability will improve.

I have other inventions. Come, let me show you.

Making use of the spare parts here,

I have compiled a High Intelligence.

Super Robe-armor.

How high are we talking?

As 'high' as Yao Ming.

Let me show you how it works.

I know it looks a little cheesy, but it's highly functional.

Does it really work?

I didn't do it on purpose.

I was 2-time champion of MMA.

Don't tell me you haven't heard about it.

Moron.

Molly.

Molly.

Don't come any closer.

This body I'm in, I'm better off dead than alive.

Why?

You won't understand. I am in more agony than being dead.

What are you hiding from me, please tell me.

Ken.

I miss you.

Ken, I hate you to death.

No.

Molly, you are looking great today.

I watched a movie today... there was a huge gorilla.

He's in love with a girl.

But the girl wanted to get away from him.

He didn't care, he kept guarding her.

He would guard her against anybody who came close to her.

He got rid of all the bad guys for her.

One day, a dinosaur appeared to hurt her.

The gorilla jumped in between them.

He yanked the dinosaur's jaws apart.

The dinosaur died instantly.

At last, the girl fell in love with the gorilla.

They are like us.

They are like us.

Molly, I saw Ken Shek.

He is just common.

Maybe a little taller than I am.

I will bring him here.

I will make him die before you. Okay?

I will make him die before you.

I will make him die before you.

I will make him die before you.

Boss, your coffee.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Okay.

Boss, you don't have to worry. No matter what happens,

I will still be at your side.

Thank you.

That's my job.

- You are so smart. - Come, let me help you.

Okay.

Robot Stupid, are you trying to take advantage of her?

- I didn't take advantage of her. - How are you, Miss?

You still haven't finished cooking?

Why haven't you put the mushrooms in? I'll kick your butt.

I know MMA too.

I really hate gambling.

Come, let me kiss you.

I'm scared.

Come on, babe.

Come on, kiss me.

Why do you get so close?

Just one kiss. It's okay.

Close your eyes.

We'll get an electric shock. Get away from me.

Come on.

This is so embarrassing.

Skinny, don't go.

My legs are sleeping. Come and help me up.

Long Wu Jr., take this to protect yourself.

Aunt-aunt, these are yours.

Are you leaving now?

Why not take my icecream maker with you?

This is a weapon of mass destruction.

- You'd better keep it for yourself. - Right.

You can't just leave like this. Something is missing among you.

What is missing?

Tacit agreement.

This is a micro audio-visual communicator.

You can communicate by hearing or sight,

so no one will get lost.

Testing.

How can you test it when we are so close? I'm going upstairs.

- I'm going to the roof. - Basement for me.

How about me?

I'm so sorry. I am one short.

Don't worry, I have a spare one.

This is the size of a pool ball. How can I get it in my ear?

Not a problem. Just add some lubricant.

Really?

How is it?

Not bad. It feels quite comfortable.

I told you it's comfortable.

Why don't you take it out and put it back again?

I want to feel comfortable one more time.

Sure.

See, it's comfortable.

Yes.

Want to do it again?

Let me put it in yours, so you can experience how comfortable it is.

It's very comfortable, but hard to breathe.

Michael, my hypnotic skills have improved a lot lately.

Really?

Look at me.

On the count of 3,

you will forget you are a pig.

But I'm not a pig.

See what I mean? Pig!

You are making so much noise.

Chocolate.

You are the God of Gamblers.

Thank you.

I don't understand why we don't get inside, it's pouring out here.

I guess because we look cool.

Then shall we take a selfie first?

Michael, this is just a private business.

You shouldn't get too involved.

I just want to help Master Ko and Bro Long Wu.

But what can I say, you look so much like my master.

Thank you.

Hey, don't come close to me. You stink.

There are ants on my side.

They will bite you. They bite you.

It's so filthy.

Welcome.

Mr. J.C., happy birthday.

Where is Mr. Ko?

Do I really look so much like him?

- Let's take a picture together. - Sure.

Let me take the picture for you.

My arms are longer, let me do it.

Thanks.

Enjoy yourselves.

I'll see you tonight.

Good. See you tonight.

The God of Gamblers never takes pictures.

The water has got into my head.

Stupido, are you okay?

I'm okay.

Mr. J.C.

This is a great party.

The guests here tonight are all famous businessmen and politicians,

and also royalties.

They all wanted to see the God of Gamblers in real person.

Tonight we are playing for charity.

The 3 general managers of our enterprise

have set up 3 contest rings,

one for mahjong, one for dice, and one for poker.

The party that loses will have to donate US$100 million for each ring.

All the money will go to charity.

- So, if we lose in all of them, - Hi.

We will be losing US$300 million.

I'm sure US$300 million means nothing to Mr. Ko.

Moreover, in God of Gamblers' dictionary,

the word "lose" does not exist.

You are too kind.

But we do need more charity money

to help those who have lost their families in war.

Wars are everywhere in this world.

They are all caused by illegal ammo traders.

You are very right.

Well, let's do this, no matter who wins or who loses,

I will donate US$300 million.

Thank you.

Ladies & Gentleman, Mahjong King and Queen.

That's nothing.

It's a jungle out there. You'd better be careful.

Why are you so concerned for me?

You won't really think I am interested in you, will you?

Never trust a smiling cat.

"Loving you."

"Those charming eyes."

"That enchanting laughters."

"I long to touch you again."

That's enough.

And a song for me?

"Give me a drink of forgetting potion..."

Get out.

You are...

"Auntie Six."

"Granduncle 3."

"Let's all play mahjong with a happy smile."

"Work is over, play hard then."

"Let's play some mahjong and see who's the hero."

"Who is the big hero?"

"Big hero."

"Taking my tiles, I got 3 dongs."

"I'm calling out 3 tiles that will make me win."

"My winning tile gets robbed. Poor me."

"I'm furious and flushing."

"Two of the parties are trying to cheat."

"They are sending signals to each other."

"They are creating chances for the other to win. Scoundrels!"

"I can't get out of this mess."

"He keeps feeding me the bad tiles."

"I am trying to maintain my cool."

"Although inside I'm steaming like a rice dumpling."

"And I'm shaking like a huge lantern."

"Big scholar, Little scholar."

"When you get conned, your plans will be messed up."

"Played a foul game, I got penalized."

"I feel dizzy like a spinning bear."

"I have a mixed hand, awaiting my lucky 7."

"With Green as eyes, I'm waiting for Red to win the game."

"I have tiles 6 and 8. I need 7 to complete the valid chow."

"It so happened she got the 7."

"Time makes hero."

"So she is the Big Hero."

"Big hero."

Of course. I am from the Ko's family.

Landlady?

Ladies & Gentleman, the Dice Queen.

Let me get this round.

- Please don't sing again. - I know you are touched.

It's chilly in here. Don't catch a cold.

I think there is not even one dot on your dice.

Please take your time in counting them.

Bye.

Robot Stupid, Robot Skinny.

Bro Mark.

What have you found?

While we were swimming over here,

we've scanned the seabed and found 18 levels of basement.

And there was a red wine cellar,

a gym, and a game centre,

- and a sauna room... - That's enough.

Skinny.

- Send it to everyone. - Yes, Sir.

I have sent you all a map.

Follow the map's instructions, and you will find us.

Got it.

Copy.

This is really an arsenal.

Robot Stupid, video all the evidence.

Yes sir.

Winning or losing is just part of the game. Don't take it seriously.

You might win next time.

But I'm a very aggressive person.

Let's raise the stake for this last game: Battling the Landlord

- $500 million. - Sure.

Let me introduce a friend who will be playing with us.

He is a rich Korean merchant, Mr. Wong.

Also known as the Universal King of Poker.

Your show.

Don't worry, my friend.

Mr. Ko Chun, I've heard a lot about you.

Let's do it.

Let me be the Landlord.

- Okay? - Okay-

You want to be the Landlord. You must have a good hand then.

Oh yeah.

I'm not giving you any chance. Bomb.

If Landlord does not deal, I will continue.

My turn.

You are supposed to be a team.

Can I not beat yours?

Sure. Continue.

I'm the king.

Pass.

Pass?

Landlord's hand is quite strong. Will you help me?

I don't think I can.

My old man, J.

Thank you.

Don't you want me to lose?

Why would I?

Bomb.

Sky Explosion.

Game over.

Mr. Ko.

Let's do it one more time,

and let's make it simple.

Let's just pick one card

and let's see who gets the bigger one, how about that?

I like it.

Mr. Ko.

Are you alright?

I'm okay.

Your friend has a powerful aura.

Let us switch. Old man goes first.

I assume this card is good enough to beat yours.

Okay, let's see.

Can you see what I have in my hand?

You see what I got.

See it, everybody.

Look at this, look at what I have in my hand.

Mr. Ko, your hypnotic skill is so remarkable!

Since you are so aggressive,

why not play a game with me?

I'm afraid we don't have enough time.

Why?

- Ghost! - Really?

That's freaky.

Stupido.

Run.

Run.

Is this not the defense system created

by Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory?

It's got dual encryption, and also...

Get out of my way.

Let's go.

Stupido, what should we do?

Don't worry. I'm here.

- Don't worry. - Skinny, don't be afraid.

Get out.

Robot Stupid.

After you.

Okay, I'll go first.

Stupido, hip hip hurray.

- Skinny, don't be afraid. - Stupido, you are so cool.

Stupido, you are so handsome.

- That's enough, go take them out. - Go go go!

- Bite its throat, go. - You are gorgeous.

If I can't get out of this alive,

please take our baby back to Singapore.

Are you nuts? When did I ever have your baby?

That's very high.

Stupido.

Afrodie Missile.

Skinny, you're great.

Stupido.

- Give me a kiss, babe. - Kiss kiss.

Kiss kiss.

What are you doing?

What was that?

Let me do it.

I'm doomed.

Skinny.

I will kill you.

Skinny.

Stupido.

Skinny.

Skinny.

Stupido.

Skinny.

- Stupido. - Skinny.

Skinny.

Stupido.

Skinny.

Stupido.

Skinny.

Stupido.

Skinny.

We are fellow robots,

maybe we have overdone it.

Stupido.

Skinny, I'm sorry, I didn't protect you well.

It doesn't matter, Stupido.

I am happy we can die together. I have no regrets.

I love you.

Skinny.

I love you.

Skinny.

Skinny.

Skinny.

Skinny.

If anything happens to you,

I will bring your baby back to Singapore. Don't worry.

Moron.

Robot Stupid.

Robot Stupid.

Robot Stupid.

Are you cold?

Did you see the light at the end of a tunnel?

Don't sleep. You won't wake up again.

What are you doing?

Take this super transforming control.

Press it on top, it will...

I can't hear what you are saying.

The power is great,

But I can't seem to get the balance.

Nothing I cannot handle.

How dare you touch my woman?

Come on, babe.

Don't look at me like that.

I had rather lose my cell phone than lose my Kitty.

Then where is your cell phone?

Find it yourself.

Cell phone...

Okay, here you are.

Go hide.

Are you blind? Did you not see me spinning round?

I couldn't brake.

Get out of the way, you Rhino.

Hey we are fellow robots, you don't have to yell.

Stop fighting. Time to finish off.

Sit.

Sit.

Hand.

Jump.

Roll.

Where is your switch?

What switch?

Where?

Here.

Shut it off.

Good boy.

Good boy.

He has a birdie.

Who?

Who?

I'm one of yours.

I'm one of yours.

Hey, I'm one of yours.

Hey, I'm one of yours.

Hey, I'm one of yours.

9 of them are robots, only one is the real Michael.

I've got an idea. This is my newest invention.

This switch is made to disturb and

counter control robots' electric waves.

I call it the Laboratory Emergency Button. Press it.

Music.

"I will have fun by myself, I don't need your chains."

"Goodbye for now, I will get company when I am lonely."

"I will have fun by myself, but I'm not used to doing it."

"Goodbye for now, but I dare not relax."

"I will have fun by myself, I don't need your chains."

"Goodbye for now, I will get company when I am lonely."

"I will have fun by myself, but I'm not used to doing it."

"Goodbye for now, but I dare not relax."

Time to detonate.

- What's the score? - 100.

You are a better fighter than your father. Smile.

But he looks cooler. Let's go.

Ken Shek.

Do these handcuffs fit you? Are they comfortable?

You knew all along I am a fake. Why didn't you kill me?

Oh, I will surely kill you.

I promised Molly that I will let her see you die.

Why is she like this?

What did you do to her?

I did nothing to her.

What did you do to her?

Molly.

You made her jump off the plane.

The rapid change in high pressure hurt her brain severly.

It was you that put her in this state.

You are right. I was bad to her.

Kill me, let me die with her.

You are not qualified to do that.

In this world,

no matter Molly is alive or dead,

the only person that is fit to be with her is me.

If you love her so much, why didn't you take her to the hospital?

This is the best hospital in the world.

And I am the best brain specialist in the world.

She is now better off dead than alive. You selfish monster.

It's you who brought this on her.

And it's me who saved her.

I am the true love of her life.

Go to hell, Ken Shek.

No need to be afraid. These are just normal plastic cards.

You won't get shocked.

What more great moves do you have?

You haven't seen my best move.

I've said you would die before her.

Molly.

Are you fine now?

"Falling in love is easy."

"Because it won't be long."

"It is so far yet you think you can touch it."

"Dwelling in the past is unfortunate."

"Because it was once owned by me."

"I am thinking of her every night."

"Unfortunately, we both knew we are just passing by each other's life."

"Love is just a silouhette that is illusive and no one can claim it."

"Save the precious moment in our hearts."

"And don't let time ruin the love we had from the start."

"We can let go,"

"or we can hide the cuffs"

"that are wet with tears."

"Do not try to keep it here,."

"And do not turn back..."

"Keep the memories forever."

Molly, it's my fault.

It was me who put you through this.

I had had a dream.

I saw you coming down the stairs.

I told you,

I miss you so much.

Then you came and held me close.

But I never thought.

My dreams could come true today.

Have you ever dreamed about me?

To be able to die in your arms,

I'm truly satisfied.

"We can let go,"

"or we can hide the cuffs"

"that are wet with tears."

"Do not try to keep it here,."

"And do not turn back,."

"Keep the memories forever."

"The flower has withered."

"And time has passed."

"None of this will be missed."

"The heart has stopped."

"The air has died."

"My love has come to a halt."

Look, it's like this.

You mean like this?

- Good. - Very nice.

Aunt-aunt, you want to try this?

How can anyone eat it? It's too hot.

That's true.

Do you want some turnip cakes?

How can anyone eat it? It's too cold.

2 morons.

Why are you still like this? Your daughter and son in law have both awaken.

Exactly.

My daughter has got married,

Molly is not coming back anymore,

and Robot Stupid is on the stairway to heaven.

My brothers, don't you think I should be sad.

Well then, we will give you some more likes.

Don't you think it's cool?

Kung Hei Fat Choy.

Bro Wu.

Kung Hei Fat Choy.

Ken, why do you look like that?

Who made you angry?

Bro Wu, you tell me.

What's worth being happy about now?

You never know.

Congratulations.

I took out the memory units from Stupid and Skinny,

And I rebuilt a new body for them, better than the one before.

Boss.

Stupid.

Boss.

Stupid, I'm so happy to see you again.

Boss.

- Yes, Sir. - I didn't think

I would ever see you again.

Don't say that. It's bad luck to say that at Chinese New Year.

Honey, come and greet Boss.

Master, how are you?

- You are very pretty. - Thank you.

Boss, you always asked me to be "productive".

So Skinny and I created the babies with spare parts,

here they come.

Stupido Jr., Tiny Skinny.

They're adorable.

They are truly adorable, I love them.

Ken, so you are happier now?

Thanks to you, bro.

Grand dad, coffee or tea?

Anything will do.

You're peeing everywhere again?

Cut it out.

There's so much pee.

Mark, move in a little.

Stay still. Baby, don't move.

1... 2... 3... say cheese!

"It is true that the God of Gamblers never take photo."

Kung Hei Fat Choy!