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Boss

Boss

Boss

Fatso, it it it's me

To...to...tonight, Man Man...

Slow down, idiot

Manchester United, to win! Thirty-thousand

Boss, I really don't understand

Why do you like keeping this idiot around

look at him

Bar Bar Barcelona, to win 2:0

He talks like a DJ scratching

-3-0 banker. - You know nothing.

I like him because he's an idiot

You see, they all look like they have something up their sleeve

An idiot is good. Idiots are loyal

Boss, tea with milk

Have you put sugar in?

Three?

I've put two and one-third

Hey, taxi

Go!

Boss, I've caught these two bastards finally

They didn't return the money, even tried to run

Brother Man-tik, please tell them to stop. It hurts

I'll return the money once I have it

You don't need to return the money

Really? Then we shall go now

Say thank you to Brother Man-tik

- Thanks, Brother Man-tik. - We shall go now.

Kneel down

I haven't finished

You borrow something for me in return, then we are even steven

What can I lend you?

Lend me your wife to work as a prostitute for three years, I'll return to you after that

Then I borrow your kidney

Don't

Don't worry. I am here

Brother Man-tik, you got nothing if you borrow my kidney

Cause I have kidney failure.

However I have no objection if my wife turns tricks for you

- You just take her. - Damn you.

No. You got me wrong

He wants to bark you, not me

Don't make me mad

or I'll take both of your kidneys

Don't.

I am going back to sell all my assets to return your money

Don't bother

You're better off working as a prostitute yourself.

No more bullshit.

You work as a prostitute now and I cut your kidney out as well

No. Both my kidneys are useless

But her kidneys are in good condition and she has big boobs

Her whole body is useful

Bastard

You have an aa-ass for a bb-brain...

I'll kill you if you don't go

- No. - Is it, boss?

Boss, it's the interest we collected this week

Have then cleaned up and wait for me

- Don't. - You are useless.

I don't have kidney, really

Why don't you just beat me up now

Boss, sources said someone will come and rob our money

We won't get any news if someone is coming

Do you think it's advertisement?

I have dozens of people here. Do I look afraid?

By the way, where is my car? Has it arrived yet?

The car has all all almost arrived

Help, number 2 just got shot

Boss, there are thousands of people out there

They are going to cut off my arm. Run!

Boss, take the money and go

They are in the back alley. Go after them!

What are you doing?

- Run, leave it. - Out of my way.

Run, boss.

Godfrey, what happen to you?

- Come over here. - Things don't look good here.

What's wrong with him?

If someone is still after us, block them for me

- Me? - If you don't end up dead tomorrow,

You will be my right hand man

Thanks, boss.

- Take some money. - No, thanks.

One hundred dollar. Keep it safe

Who hit me?

Who just hit you?

I am holding the chair, who else?

Bastard, you have been pretending to be an idiot and following me for months,

and you are after my money after all

Go to hell.

Explain yourself

Beware of your eyes

Number 2 got shot

Boss, there are thousands of people out there

They are going to cut off my arm. Run!

Go to hell

My sister and her husband died last year cause you removed their kidneys

Do you still remember?

How can I remember

Selling him as a gigolo

He has got one already

Every family has their difficulties

I gotta say I'm sorry

I'll leave you the gigolo and take the money

A loan shark got his ass kicked,

pinned full of "I owe yous"

He is being hanged under the street lamp of Hung To Road

Send someone here immediately or he'll die

He really looks like a roast duck this time

See how funny he is

People love riches, but have to get it the right way

We are the Robin Hoods of the underworld

The people we've helped

called us bandit warriors

This is my father. People called him Benz

However he has never driven a Benz

This is his nephew

My cousin, Karl

Me? People called me Cool

My mom is in the third phase of liver cancer treatment

I've put her in a rehab clinic in Dongguan

The dangerous money I earn

are for her medical expenses

We've just met my step brother, Lionel.

He is here, too

Honey

Uncle, brother

- You here too. - Yes.

What is today's date? How come everyone is here

- And you bring white flowers. - Karl.

Don't call me Karl

I'm called the one and only, G-Dragon now

I miss you so I come and bring you some herbal medicine for you

What? Are you feeling guilty about something?

You're insane

- You got a new girlfriend? - Don't be silly

What are you afraid of? I can't use anyway

I spend as I earn

I have good news to tell you

We can schedule a time for your liver transplant

The whole family can go for a trip all together

Really? That's great, kid

Why don't you two find a decent job?

You shouldn't say that.

We've been robbing the rich for the poor. What's wrong with fighting for justice?

So you say you are self sufficient, tough guys. Then go jump off the IFC

You two and uncle should visit mom more often

I've already settled the six-month's worth of hospital expenses

What happened to your eye?

Nothing. It was a laser operation

Stitches come out next week. Don't worry

Stay safe!

There is a parcel

My good friend, I'm back!

Please call me, Ken

It makes noises

Buddy Benz, I thought you were ignoring me

I just left home for a few days

How long have you been back?

Just two to three days

It's my birthday today. My students want to celebrate with me

So I've invited all my friends

You should come too

Of course. Where abouts in Macau?

The invitation has the address

Your whole family should come. See you later?

No problem. See you tonight

Why are you so excited, dad? Who is he?

I've mentioned to you

that I have a sworn brother before

I once saved his life

People call him the Magic Hand,

a master gambler named Ken

Is he that great?

Absolutely

He is already world reknowed over than ten years ago

You know that big group in Las Vegas

also hired him as Chief Security Consultant

There hasn't been a person like him for decades

who can cheat without being caught in his casinos

He also has a unique skill

He can tell all 52 cards by touch

Really?

I believe people do that with Mahjong tiles

But if you say with poker cards, I...

You two had never watched Godzilla pee either

Come with me to Macau tonight to see an eye opener

You can see Godzilla pee in Macau?

You didn't know that?

It must be huge. It's Godzilla

Welcome to The Venetian

If this Ken is that great

Why didn't he invite you to Las Vegas

but here in Macau?

You think people can just invite me where they want?

I am very arrogant

Go and check if the car had arrived yet

The explanation is so far-fetched

His legs would shake even if he stands at the balcony

If you told him to take the plane,

I worry that he may wet his pants

You sound right

Sorry!

Are you blind?

Have you stared enough?

Pick it up for me

Miss

I know my brother is a handsome man,

but he is just a handsome idiot

Stop staring at him

Right. He'll beat you up if you atare too long

But you may look at me

Because my mom has always told me

that although I am short, I make up for it in the looks department

Sorry. Your mom lied to you obviously

Stop hitting on girls. The car is arriving

Join me

You see that. Girls these days

doesn't mind if you are handsome,

but they are impetuous if you have luxury car

- I am really funny. - Let's go. impetuous.

Oh, my Goddess

This car is not for you. That one is yours

You're kidding?

- We've arrived. - Get off the pedicab. Go.

Uncle Benz, I am Master Ken's protege, Kit

Master Ken is expecting you. This way, please

Okay

Look. He sent someone for me specifically

You can be so naive

Please!

Thank you

Where is everybody?

Is he really your good friend?

Does this guy even know you?

What's up?

Benz,

how can you be so naive after all these years?

Ken had never contacted you for more than ten years

Can you really tell from just one phone call?

Don't you dare hassell Brother Man-dik

You have got a set of balls on your kid

Buddy. I stake my own claims...

This has nothing to do with anyone else.

Just let them go.

If you can get out of here after I skin you like a pig

- I'll let you go. - Buddy

What about my foreskin?

Stop egging him on, start begging

Dad, something is wrong...

Uncle, we will fight them tooth and nail

Don't beg him

Let them go. Do as you wish with me...

Get up, dad. He is just kidding

Bingo

Buddy Benz, you really willing to do whatever I want?

You cheeky bastard, almost fooled me

I did...so?

Here are $3million chips to calm you down...

As compensation. Spend it all for me tonight!

I don't want the gold

You don't want the gold?

I don't want the silver

You don't want the silver. So what do you want?

I just want a rod

I don't want gold, I don't want silver

I just want a rod

To safeguard this rice field. I'm happy even I'm poor

I hold your waist, you hold my waist

Make the birds fly away

The rice waives lightly and looks like stealing a gaze

Buddy Benz, wish you a long life

It's your birthday today

What could come between old buddies like us

Buddy Benz, what are you singing?

You kids know nothing

We sang this song to get chicks when we were young

That's right

www.rockyli.com

Rocky Li

lam Ken's secretary. My name is Susan

I come back from the US with him

Susan had been helping me for more than ten years

People would think I am old if you introduce me this way

I had almost forgotten. My son, Cool

My nephew, Karl

Nice to meet you

You do have sharp eyes

We've been setting up this con for a long time but you saw through it

I only made a wild guess. My dad said you are a great conman

Don't listen to him

Darling

Goddess

Darling

Happy birthday!

They seem close, as close as two people can be

This is Karl

Cool. Rainbow

Uncle Benz

What happen to him?

You do this with Ken. I don't have any chance

So unlucky

Cousin, I want a hug, too

Stop. Stand still

Don't come any closer. I won't be able to catch you

Cousin, long time no see. Thank you

And this is?

This is my boyfriend, Ma Sheung-fat

He does big business

- Hi, Mr. Ma. - I hate smokers.

Buddy Ken

I heard that you've never lost a game

You won't lose if you don't gamble

I'm much better than you

I gamble every day in Taiwan and I have never lost

You give me that nickname

Use it if you like it so much...

That's not very nice. I should at least beat you once

I can play if you want

Who are you? I pay my respects to celebrate your birthday today

Don't think of going if you don't play a few games with me

You can't afford to cause trouble in here

Kit, it's my birthday today so let's keep it a peaceful okay

How much do you have?

Not much.

I only have 5 million credit limit in this hotel

Good. Fighting Landlords is quite popular now. Just one game

- Susan. - What's up?

To whom should we donate the money

if I win this game?

Rural Children's Poverty Fund

Let's do it. This way please

Okay

Don't make trouble in here

Go away, fatso

You look like a peach

Do you think I am really into you?

I just used you, fatso

Buddy Ken, how can we fight the Landlord with just the two of us?

We are surrounded by prestigious guests tonight. You can have your pick

Whatever they lose is on me

I will take this bone head

Yes buddy, you

- Why me? - Because you are a bone head

Thank you

Who deals first?

Pretty girl right there

I don't know how to deal cards

That's my plan, go ahead and deal

Buddy, come here

- Mr. Ma - What is it?

Why not make things interesting

The loser has to finish the entire tray of Chinese birthday buns

Have you had breakfast yet?

Not yet

Take it away

Thank you

I will be the Landlord

I'll break, how about you?

I don't even have an Ace in hand, what the hell, break!

Dummy!

Unbreak, times 8

Wow, 3 queens, nice!

Triple 8

Glad that I have triple 9

How about triple 7

Triple 7 can't do

Triple 3 can

You need one more

Bomb, stupid!

I guess I bombed too, with Four Kings

Can I fold?

Do you have any?

No, I don't

Let me give you this round old man

That's nice of you

Let's start from something small. Triple 10

Young DOV

Don't push if you aren't holding

Be careful, you might bomb too

Then I pass

Four Queens, Bomb

You are bombing like you are enjoying it

Everyone, 4-Ace

I saw it, old man

Nuke!

Table is yours to call

Straight

- What are you yelling for? - What are you doing?

You just have two cards left, I am calling for sure

Do you still have any?

Yes!

Any more?

Show me if you dare

All gone. Give me a tissue to wipe this off

I knew you were one of us

Mr. Ma, 3 double bets, 8 Bombs,

5 million doesn't seem to cover it

Anyways, on behalf of the kids I thank you

Don't forget to finish all the birthday buns, Mr. Unlucky

You're done

How unlucky are you...

I am worst off than you are

You are good

Don't go before you eat them all

Eat, I will eat

You guys listening to all this applause?

It was Ken and your goddess who set this up

They did?

At least I didn't have stage fright

You are alright in my book, sit down

lam so bored...

I want that bear

Ken would give anything you want

Wouldn't it be more special if you give it to me?

Why me?

Because you look dumb enough...

Thank you

Why are you looking at me? I told you to call my stylist to help you

Now she is calling you dumb, come fix your hair with me

Hong KONG

D.O.A. Tower

Dear Guests,

please leave all your electrical devices and self-defensive weapons

Why are you searching me?

Just let our security staff handle this okay

Thank you for your cooperation

Boss, it's almost time

I think all the guests should be arriving in 5 minutes

Well done

- Mr. Ricky. - Hey, my friend Ricky.

Hi, Mr. Ko

Long time no see

Have a seat

Mr. Ko, I just got a message

Mr. Sergio was held under Brazil customs' custody.

He couldn't be here tonight

It's alright. I can go to Brazil one of these days

Mr. Phillip

- Hi. Mr. Phillip. - Mr Ko.

Wait

Mr Ko

What's been up with you?

You keep taking leaves. Are you sick?

I'm fine, Mr. Ko

Most of their money has been credited

Okay- Very good!

How are you?

You watching the match?

You show up now? You know what time it is?

I should have gotten here earlier

I ask you all here to watch the penalty

I want to show you that how D.O.A. operates

There is no signal inside at all

They are blocking all frequencies right now

This room is completely sealed

I think the only way is to film the actual layout

and then sneak out the video feed

Gang leaders from all the 12 countries are here tonight

If the senior permits

we can take them all down

Others are not critical

Our ultimate catch is Mr. Ko

I have worked for Ko for 4 years

His money laundering methods differ every time

Without any decipherable patterns

He has laundered more than 20 billion just in America

I've been working that team for 18 months

but they still don't let me join

the meeting tonight

We can only count on Lionel

You will see the Italian soccer player

who will miss this penalty

He missed

When his therapist massaged for him,

he came in contact with our secret liquid agent

It diminishes the explosiveness of his muscles

But this ingredient will be neutralized by the acidity inside the body itself

So it can't be traced even he tests his urine afterwards

I want that medicine

Our lab has a lot of liquids of different functions

We can share everything if we work together

Ko, how shall we work together?

Our D.O.A. Group is the most professional

money laundering group in the world

We have transferred over 20 billion dollars in Asia region

We have assisted our friend in South America

to transfer over 10 billion asset from America

Our way of laundering is extremely complicated

It is virtually untracable...

So all of you can feel safe

and secure handing me your investments

It's not only safe but effective as well

I can also share any of the

newly released medicines we have developed

from our lab in North Europe

We also provide you

with the results of sports events beforehand

as a gesture of good faith to you

Of course the commission for me is relatively higher

5%

- Too much. - That's expensive.

But I can assure you that it's 100% safe

The Chinese police and Interpol agent had been investigating me for 4 years

They are still far from gaining a single clue

Cheers

Lionel is the undercover

Open the door

We can't let you pass without Mr. Ko's order.

What are you doing?

Ladies and gentlemen, I think you all had enough food and drinks already

It's the climax of tonight. Lucky draw!

This lucky draw is very special. You get to make the draw yourselves

First of all, the Benz's family. Please come up

Great

Buddy Benz. Thank you. You draw first

- This must be the star of Bow Cui Jewelary? - Cause you are the oldest.

- It worth over 10 million. - Toss it.

Triple 8, golden stool

Looks like you got the touch tonight

So much gold. Is it real?

It's chocolate

And a rod, made by gold

You sit down and try

- Nephew. - Yes.

- Your turn. - Let me do it.

Number 78. What is it?

78, it's a good stuff.

This is an antique of the Qing Dynasty. It's a silver ball

Even though it is under warranty, still, be careful

It's so precious. I shall reserve it for you

But I want the 8 hundred thousand right here

- Maybe next time. Boy, your turn. - What is it?

His silver ball.

Feels so bouncy

Shall I give it to you?

What number?

520, a teddy bear

Pretty

Prettier than Anita Yuen

It's big and cute

Boy, I don't have anything to do after I retire

Come and see my daughter, Rainbow, when you have time

Applause

Congratulations

Cousin, it should be your turn

Where are you going?

Come on up. Don't be shy

I am here to support you. Where is it?

Where is Officer Lee?

Ok, I'll ask him to come

Who else I can trust?

The 3 million is enough for your mom's cancer treatment overseas

Glad that you still have her in mind

Of course I should spend money to cure her cancer with the money that I win here

I'm hungry

Let me cook some noodle for you

Let's go out and eat

I feel like lobster tonight

How can we get lobster in the restaurant we usually go

Congee would do

I'm not gonna eat congee again

But you haven't eaten for whole day

So what?

You will have a bad belly if you eat lobster without eating anything. Just go!

Will my stomach have problem if I eat lobster without eating anything?

I don't dare eating breakfast on an empty stomach

That was not for us

He was the one who said it

No fancy dish compares to this bowl of congee

Is it actually dried shrimp. Aren't you treating me to lobster?

Your belly will hurt if you eat lobster now

Forget it. Smoke?

You know I don't smoke

And you say you're not interested in goddess

She said she hates men who smoke

So you quit immediately. Is that right?

And he meant to draw the teddy bear for her

I treasure our friendship but you don't

How can you are so unreasonable?

Of course I am. You are interested in my goddess

I am not

I won't believe in you unless you smoke

You are sick

Ok. I will smoke one if you won't

I'll smoke three cigarettes in a row each time, about a hundred times a day

If I get cancer it's on you

Are you two serious?

I won't act like him

What do you feel when you smoke three cigarettes at once?

Feel like I want to quit

That should be enough. You ignore me even I cough like this

What do you want?

What? Don't be misled by his good looks...

He is drunk

Sorry, he drank too much

Let's go

He's got a gun, that cheeky bastard

Boss, over there

How is it? Are you gonna die?

- Let's sit down before you cry. - Are you insane?

He has a gun, you should hold back

He knocked my tooth out

How come you have such a big tooth?

It's my wisdom tooth that hasn't grown

I like it so much

The other one is gonna fall soon

Siu Wan, I really miss you

Aren't you Ken?

Uncle Wah, what a present surprise

It's been more than 10 years

Almost that long

- Have you moved back to Macau? - Yes.

What makes you here today?

I am meeting an old girlfriend. Do you recognize her?

- Siu Wan, your first love. - Of course.

Right, first love

I called her last night

Her voice is still sexy

She is even sexier right now

- Really? Really. - Here she is.

Where is she?

Who are you?

She...

My love in old times

Your turn

We have so much in common

We love each other and are very intimate

You

We love and trust each other

We lean on each other under the moon with flowers around

You

We are so pleased that we have this fate

We love each other and want to stay together

You

Can I pass?

Okay!

We are loyal and make engagement

Those feelings of mine are floating back

This was our favourite song

Ken, you haven't changed a bit

Yes, Miss Siu

Not Miss Siu, call me Wan-wan

He called me Wan-wan

Wan? I just feel a bit dizzy now

Ah, do you still remember we went to Hac Sa Beach that year?

So you want the same thing, am I right?

I was so shy back then

lam so shy so I didn't give you

I regreted it when I got home

Listen to me, it was the right thing to do

I would have regreted it if you had

What for?

But it's okay

I've kept it until now

I keep it for you

It's been tens of years. It should have rusted

No rust, it haven't been used

However, I'm grown up now

I'm not that shy anymore

I'm ready now. I can give it to you any time

Can you give it to charity?

Don't make fun. Why shall I give it to charity?

- Come on, give a kiss. - No, no.

Officer Lee

- Buddy Ken. - What a coincident.

I am looking for you

Who is this guy?

Police

What is happening?

I'm selling drug

You're here at right time. Take me

This is Macau Police, Buddy Ha

Hi, Buddy Ha. Let's go back together

Wan, you have to come to the police station to bail me out

- Do you know him? - Your friend

Crazy, we just shared a table

- Let's go. - Someone wants to see you.

It's not important whoever wanna see me

- As long as I am away from her. - Who is she?

My mom's cousin

Zhuhai

You bring me to Zhuhai and then to the rooftop

You are not going to throw me off the roof are you?

And this is...

China police, Lok Chi-man

China police, Hong Kong police, Macau police

What a team. Looks like it's something hard to handle

Buddy Ken

Save it. I don't want to listen

Just listen up since you are here already

I see you have bought my favourite brand

No need to light it. I just like to smell

I know you are dying to, so just go ahead and tell me

There is a fund foundation, namely, DOA.

It is actually the world's biggest money laundering organization

Mr. Ko is the one behind it

I heard about him.

No casino in America will allow him entry

We've arranged undercover in his group for a long time

There was a breakthrough a few days ago

The undercover had used a fake eye

to record the conference

between him and the 12 mafia bosses

Sounds like you have it covered

It's a pity that it didn't reach us in time

We can only find his body

He has been tortured before he died

That's why we suspect the fake eye

was not on Mr. Ko's hand at the end,

but hidden by the undercover

I don't know how I can help

There is nothing I can do for you

Mr. Ko is already in Macau

He's very arrogant

Thinks he's the smartest person in the world

and thinks he's unbeatable

We want you to approach him, defeat him then humiliate him

Shake up his world to his core

He will show his weakness when he plans his revenge

We can work together to arrest him

You are actually an undercover, too

Looks like I am the one protecting you

You have good skills

You are too young to be a ranking officer

You look just as pretty in real life as your picture

I'll contact you after I have made up my mind

Hey, Where is my wallet?

You've become smarter. Your wife could lose a few pounds

Don't worry, we are Macau brothers

Haven't stolen yours. Goodbye

Did he steal my money?

Yes

He is not only the "Magic Hand" but also got a magic mouth

I heard about this guy before

Rainbow, there is a boy looking for you

Hi

Why you?

I am here to give you this teddy bear

I am here anyway, you should at least treat me with an egg tart

Okay

I showed my interest very obviously already

She did just treat me a Portugal egg tart

What should I do, cousin

I've tried my best and I've even given you the teddy bear

No, I think she likes you actually

She would if she doesn't have a crush on you

So from now on,

you have to behave like an asshole

as wretched as possible

She will then turn her focus towards me

- What are we in a Korean soap? - They are okay I guess.

I am human, too. I also have feelings

You are here? Why don't you go in and take a seat?

Rainbow told me to leave after having the egg tart

- How about you? - I am here for you, master.

Hold it

Nephew, honestly,

my wife died while she was in her prime

All I knew was how to earn a quick buck when I was young

I never spend any quality time with my daughter

I pity her, she has become a little eccentric to say the least

She just likes jumping around alone at home

You know I don't have time to care about her as I travel around

And now you say you want to learn from me

You should spend your free time with her

I think you know what I am saying

- Boy. - Yes, Buddy Ken.

Do you like to dye your hair?

Yes!

Don't dye your hair too much

According to The Journal of the American Medical Association,

the PPD used in most common dyes will damage your hair follicle,

which also affects our balls. It kills sperm

Are you serious?

The two balls you got luckily in the lucky draw,

-the one that has warranty. - Yes.

But yours aren't under warrenty

You are kidding. What about women who dye their hair?

It gets worse. it kills the egg cell

Kills the egg cell?

Come in and have a seat

Boy, it's the misfortune of our family

She is jumping around again several times a day

I find it endearing really

Churchill, good boy

Darling, how can you do this?

Why do you like to keep him waiting outside?

Daddy, this person has not even zipped up his pants

How dare I let him in?

Do I need to zip it up?

- I hadn't noticed. - Thank you

Buddy Ken, not many people have the ceiling of that high now

I bought this place a long time ago

It used to be a library of Portuguese history

I've re-renovated it to be my home

It's pretty good. Come and have a look

Just a minute, there are many trapped doors in there

You two better don't walk around

Go to hell

This one is nice

Boy, come here. Show us what your dad taught you

Darling, come here

13, I am the banker

OK

There are a lot of Chinese philosophies hidden in the game of Mahjong

Before you learn to win, you must learn to lose

9 wan

What's up?

Earthly Hand combo!

Winner winner, chicken dinner

See he only wins once,

You got motor skill problems...

Nonsense.

Wong Jing is the best director...

I urge him to keep making fils into his 90's

Even if he never lose his big belly.

I love, I love, I love, I love Wong Jing.

Buddy Karl. Come and have a look.

What's up?

-It's a bust! - Are you kidding me?

With a pair of 1 wan, you will need a 2, 5 or 8

With a pair of 8 wan, you will need a 1, 4 or 7

3 or 6 wan is a double header,

The only one you can't win with is 9 wan

That is so cruel. A definite bust.

If you want to be my protégé,

I am not here to teach you how to win,

but I am teaching you how to be a man

Many young people want to win big just on their own merits

I won't congratulate you even you win. Why?

Cos soon, you will be chasing the big bets, the bigger angles

Your could your bank roll cleaned out at any moment

Actually the most important thing in Mahjong is winning

Winning small doesn't compare to cleaning house

but what you want is to build a win streak

it accumulates into big winnings, you get me?

No wonder they call you the "Magic Hand"

When will you take me as your protégé?

Not until you have a very good reason

Or if you can beat me at least once

- I'll try then. -C)k.

Let's both draw a card and see who wins

Youth before wisdom

Master, there is no bigger card than the ace of spade

Hang on

How do you know before I even draw?

Looks like I got you this time...

It looks that way

I didn't want to be that mean

How mean is it?

You lose because you are way too careless

You called my dad with your cell phone

so I could get all your personal information

including 6 of your accounts worldwide

as well as the Swiss account that keeps most of your money

I've hacked them all

If I press this button,

I can erase you from the face of the earth

You are really mean

You are really an expert in hacking

But something is still missing

What is it?

That bit is missing

You wanted a quick fix, computers won't help you

You lack talent kid, just forget it

You can just take me as your protégé, Buddy Ken

Spend your energies on chasing girls, you have the face for it

Daughter, the weather is pretty nice outside

Let's go swimming. Let's go

This is your last chance

I want you to use those cards to build me a card pyramid

At least 2 storeys high

This will test your endurance and precision of your hands

If you pass, then you can call me master

Go

Go get your stomach looked at, an injection might help

How come you don't have any hair, weirdo?

Daddy, do you want some ice-cream?

The 4 flavor combo looks delicious

Let me introduce you two

I am Ko. The president of D.O.A. Group

Mr. Ko, do you have a name?

My given names are "Mis-ter". So my name is Mis-ter Ko

You remind me of an old schoolmate. His name was Sme-lly Sau...

We usually called him

Smelly

No wonder it's so smelly in here

You should be called smelly

Who pocked me?

4 flavor ice-cream combo

Magic Hand Ken, who claimed himself invincible

I hope I will see you in the charity gamble banquet tomorrow night

Help. I can't swim

Darling, go save him now

Help

I can't swim either, you safe him

Help

Hold on. Let me change my bikini first.

You are great, cousin

You are good at building the card pyramid. How long did you spend?

I'm gonna kill you

Buddy Ken, is there night-time ferry?

No need to go, both of you

Come down

I am going to a charity banquet tomorrow night

You two help me to guard my house

Come and let me show you something

He only shows you if he likes you

Take off your glasses

What can you see?

Infra-red

You are really smart

The counter strike system will be triggered

once the infra-red senses anything. You got that?

Never wander around at night

If we ever get attacked by bad guys

and you can't find any weapons, what would you do?

I have this

- Goodnight. - Good night, Buddy Ken.

- Goodnight, darling. - Goodnight.

- Karl. - Yes.

- You may wake up now. -C)k.

Shall we go back to our room? Sure.

Where are you going?

Go play with her

No way. Let me teach you

You will sleep in the yard tonight

Stay there untill you are shaking like a leaf

she'll pity you and bring you to her room to sleep instead

Right. I'm going now

Boss, I got it

Lionel had a stepfather

who lives in the street where we grabbed him that night

So why don't you go back and look for him?

Don't worry. I'm at his home already

Did he say anything?

I know nothing

He said he knows nothing no matter how much we asked

You know what to do then

Uncle, this is the truth serum used by the USSR

You have to bear the consequence

after we inject it into your body

I really don't know

- Hi, Mr. Shek. - Hi.

Long time no see. How are you?

All the celebrities of Hong Kong and Macau

are here at the charity gamble banquet

Master, your presence will add brighten up the event

I don't do well with praises, I get big headed

Master,

all the wins and losses

will be donated to charity tonight

Miss, how can I help you?

I want to play this one,

but I don't know how to win.

Have you been to a convenient shop?

Convenient shop?

Seven Eleven?

Right, Seven Eleven.

- How about starting with a small bet. - Ok.

Come on

Seven

Seven

Yes, seven!

Have you decided?

I met him just yesterday, but I guess we will duel it out tonight

He is a ruthless player.You better be careful

I got it

How about upping the ante?

Okay!

Blow...

Eleven

Yes, eleven

You are so lucky

Buddy Kit and his people go there

OK

See you later

I was just having some fun with her, what's wrong?

Her?

She is wearing something backless

You are not as good, can't see anything

Fine

You don't have to be serious...

I'm just kidding

Beware not to let your breasts catch a cold

Breasts will sag if they catch a cold

Sag?

Master, Mr. Ko is here

Ken, we meet again

I must say you look great today

You also look great

Ken, you seldom come to these evens

Why do you say that?

I think you borrowed your suit from a friend?

The sleeves are too short and the trousers don't fit

and the shoes, they look uncomfortable...

You know everything

Mr. Ko, were you from a poor family?

Why do you say so?

As a chairman of a fund,

you have brought in so many donations...

Either you lack the confidence,

or you want to buy people's approval of you

There are so many hotties in this ballroom tonight

One condom isn't gonna be enough. You can have it back

The money is mine but this isn't

I don't use it

It's mine. It's for you

I think this bottle of massage oil should be yours, then?

Excuse me

The number you have dialed cannot be reach at the moment

Please try again later

What are you doing?

Please place your bets

Player, 8 points. Banker, 9 points. Banker wins

Ken,

you're very courteous

It's just a charity competition, why so serious?

Ken was once seen as unbeatable, invincible

If I am the first one that beat Ken completely,

it will be my pleasure

The honor is mine...

Go ahead and deal

Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw

Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw

Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw

Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw

We've already unhinged the system outside

We need 10 more minutes for the one inside

Go on

You're not happy now?

You don't talk to me

Are you in a bad mood?

I haven't been able to reach my dad for two days

My brother is missing too

Don't you think it's a bit strange?

That's how a teddy bear should look like

Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw

Something happened at home. Look!

Go to downstairs and wait for me

No way, this is the teddy bear you gave me

Don't run away

Follow me

This is a surveillance camera

There must be something important inside. You keep it safe

No wonder this teddy bear is a little bit strange

Player, 9 points. Banker, 9 points. Draw

It's been 29 times that we draw

I should have bet for a draw

Excuse me. I have to go now

Ken, we haven't got a winner after 29 games

How can you leave?

How about this, we play one more game

If you win, I'll donate extra 2 hundred million. How does that sound?

2 hundred million?

Master, if you go now,

people would look down on us

Ok, give me 4 new sets of cards

Lionel has a step brother

He came to Macau to visit Ken two days ago

Intelligence Bureau said Mr. Ko's hit man, Ghost Eyes, also arrived here in Macau

They may make a diversion

No wonder Mr. Ko keeps holding Ken and doesn't allow him to leave

Do you need backup, then?

Don't alert them. I'll go to Ken's home first

You notify Buddy Ha and we all stand by

After you

After you

I'll take it then

Ken, you'll definitely lose this time

I guess your hole card should be 10

I've remembered all the cards when I shuffled them just now

Let me take a look

Bingo, you are right

But it's enough for winning

My hole card should also be 10

Looks like you are right...

Sorry that I'll make you lose all you got this time

9 plus 11 got no point

Do you feel dizzy?

Mr. Ko, thanks for your 2 hundred million

Goodbye

Don't stop me

How come you are just like your dad

both of you are so useless

How dare you touch him

I've touched him already

What? Want revenge?

You think you got what it takes to beat me?

I think you should have a chat with your brother in hell

Give me your brother's fake eye if you want to live

You need to greet the god when you go into a temple

and you need to greet people when you go into a house

At least a courtesy call if you are coming in

I am here to kill

You think you can handle it?

Try!

OK, come on

You want try again?

Churchill

Godzilla is peeing!

Don't be afraid. He is Cool.

Don't you remember?

Don't be afraid

What's up, Buddy Ha?

- Officer Lee. - Buddy Ken.

Buddy Ken, sorry.

I didn't protect your daughter well

Don't say that. I should thank you

Please don't say that

You are Mr. Ko's enemy right now

He won't let you off that easy

- Word is cheap. - You should cooperate with us

I know what I should do

If I found that thing

I'll give it to Buddy Ha. Take care

Ken

What does he want, actually?

He wants to revenge by himself

She couldn't even remember me

Give her a little more time

That group of people is here for my brother's fake eye

I did give it to Rainbow

Dad

- Go. - Stop eating.

Go!

Don't eat. Look at me

Look at me. What happened?

It hurts. Headache

Why would it hurt all of a sudden?

It just does, my head hurts

Dad

Boss

I've been saying the most Miss Lok

is the most charming girl in this company

You said I am charming

You are forgeting my impeccable work performance

You are really humorous, Miss Lok

You overpraised me, boss

Come and have a chat

DO you play golf?

I was. But I stopped playing after 80 strokes

I am afraid the others would lose face

Are you interested to join our core team?

Of course I am

Let's have a dinner tonight

Boss, thanks for inviting me

so that I can enjoy this nice wine

You have to wear this ring at night

I've put some truth serum in it

Be careful and watch the dose. It is fatal if you overdose it

I got it

Cheers

Miss Lok

Lorraine, if I tell you one of my eyes is fake

which one do you think?

Are you kidding me? I think both of your eyes are real

Actually both of them are fake

I am the one who don't see things through

Actually there is one very charming girl

has been by my side for a long time

I should have pursued you long time ago

Boss, you are really funny

You don't want to pursue me at all

Otherwise you would tell him to join

Shall I go then?

- What happened on you? - I feel a bit...

-I... - You're sick?

Do you want me to drive you to home?

No, thanks. I can manage

You've drunk too much

Ken, we meet again

Yes, Miss Lok invited me for night snack

lam here drive her to home. Miss Lok

Mister, this is a private place

Please leave

Let's go

What are you laughing at?

At you obviously

What for?

Do you know that he wants to entice the girl to bed

Are you kidding?

He also fed her with some truth serum

- Really? - Really.

- You shut up. - Shut the hell.

You rascal

Rascal. He has known that you are an undercover long time ago

That's why he pressed to wound hardly

Is he that mean?

- He is mean. - But you're also very drunk.

You shut up.

We can't trust this scum, you know?

I have known he's scum for long

He is scum, the worst kind really

You haven't even given me last month's salary,

you know

It's not that easy to beat me

What a mess. Let's go!

I shall get going. GUYS

Take care, Buddy Ken

Goodbye, Buddy Ken

Protect Miss Lok, Buddy Ken

- Bring me to Huang Gang quickly. - Ok.

Someone will fetch me on the other end

What are you doing?

I worry that I can't control myself.

- Don't act recklessly. - I have to stay conscious.

Hold on. We will be there soon.

What are you doing?

Actually when I met you the first time,

I think you are very nice

and very cute

It's cold. Put your clothes on

Do you want to kiss me?

The scum's medicine is working

Actually when I met you the first time,

I knew you are the kind of man I like

I feel safe when I am around you

You are a successful woman. You must have a lot of admirers

You don't have to choose me

But no matter how successful a woman is...

what she wants is a man she can rely and depend on

I'm almost 60 years old, lady

I like mature guys too. I am 18 years old already

The car is here

Ken

- What's up? - Take her to hospital quickly.

- Ok. - She has taken some drugs.

- Please. - Ken.

- Goodbye. - Ken, don't go.

Don't forget me.

No, I won't

- Who's that? - Buddy Ken.

It's Karl. Something happened on Buddy Benz.

OK, I am on my way

Kit, go to Nam Long Hospital and wait for me there. Goodbye

Please spare the room for us

I would like to talk to your dad

It must be nice to lay here without a care in the world

You and I knew each other for half a century already

My daughter and your son have grown close recently

Seems that they are together already

I won't make your son suffers

Banquet, betrothal gift are all up to you

Don't get so excited. I know what to do

Of course I will take him on as my protege if he becomes my son-in-law

Don't you like my antique Benz?

You just take it if we become a family

You don't like it? We can discuss this

What? Are you trying to bluff me?

Down there?

You want me to get down on my knees?

Sorry. I've almost killed you

I will leave you guys alone

I'll visit you after I deal with this mess

I also need to arrange the betrothal between my daughter and your son

Don't think too long

I knew I would see Benz drive an actual Benz one day

Sorry for just now. Goodnight

Any news about Mr. Ko these few days?

He's throwing a yacht party this coming Saturday

All 6 leaders will be present there

One of them is a Brazilian named Sergio

Who is he?

He is the boss of the biggest allie in Rio de Janeiro

It seems that Mr. Ko has not met him yet

Can we find someone to pose as him instead?

Find someone to pose as the Brazilian boss?

Brazilian also speaks Portuguese

That's what we speak here in Macau. No biggie

I have an idea

Boy, I need your help

My friend, I reach you finally

You couldn't come last time,

I have to meet you this time

No problem. Something came up last time,

I will definitely come this time. See you on Saturday

Sergio will be here on Saturday

Are the other 5 regions ready?

Van-der from Netherlands, Ching-fung from Taiwan,

Sakata from Japan and Kim from Korea,

Samson from America will definitely be there

You better make the preparations this time

Understood

Sergio, are you satisfied with my service?

Take it easy

What the hell

Cuff him

Sorry, master. Mr. Ko pays a higher price

Damn you.

Sorry for dragging you down into this mess

Ok, you're lucky

Mr. Ko wants to see you. Move!

Move!

Boss, our VIP is here

Ladies and Gentlemen,

please give a round of applause

to welcome our "Magic Hand", Ken

Welcome

Good to see you my friend

Hey, Good to see you guy

I brought you a present

Perfect

Ken, we meet again

Why don't you untied him?

Ken, do you watch soccer games?

I seldom watch it. How about this one?

Don't rush

The game tonight is Barcelona vs Real Madrid

The result will be 1:1

Real Madrid will win and Real Madrid handicap half score

Let's watch it together

What is the woprldwide pool going into tonight's game?

Around two billion US dollar

The result for tonight's game

will be given to all the bosses

who had just joined our D.O.A. Group

as a welcome gift

What do you want?

Where is the fake eye?

If I had known,

I wouldn't have had someone pose as the Brazilian and shot it one more time

There is nothing I can do, I am betrayed by my own people

Master, this won't end well if you are up against Mr. Ko

You know I have the truth serum...

I don't worry that you don't tell the truth when I use it on you

Everybody, this is the finale performance of tonight

You will witness

the invincible "Magic Hand" of Master Ken,

Betting on the last and final game of his life

It's not very often and you don't have a chance to watch even you have money

You don't have to be so happy. We're still within the China waters

Ken, we've started our engine just when you boarded our boat

We'll reach the high seas in 15 minutes

Who can catch me when we're in the high seas?

Come on, everyone sits back

Ken, legends had it

that you can tell which card is which by touch alone?

Is it for real?

That's all rumor only, you think I'm god?

Rumor does kill. What should we do?

How you will save your daughter?

Daddy, save me

Daddy

Daddy, save me

You shouldn't involve our family

You gotta considerhonor and justice amongst us thief s

Ken, the room is filled with poisonous gas

Come save me

I'll give you 30 seconds to play Baccarat

If you can identify

and sum up the points of these two cards

You then press the result on the keyboard

If you fail,

the gas will be released and your daughter will die

Mr. Ko. I really cannot

Please let her go

I will do anything if you let her go

Ken, it's absolutely not your style

Don't spoil your image in our heart

This is the right expression

In order to increase your interest tonight

I will be the banker

Besides betting 10 million US dollars

on Real Madrid for each of you,

you can use the principals and winnings to bet one more time

If you bet our "Magic Hand" Ken, couldn't identify the numbers,

the odds is 2:1 to your favor

- I bet you'll lose idiot. - He will definitely lose.

He's gonna lose.

Ken, none of them thinks you gonna win

You have take your shot and win

Mr. Ko, as we are so happy.

Let me make a bet too

Who do you think you are?

You guys finished in here. Bring them out

Just go!

You are just a passerby

This is a classy joint

No sluts and dogs are allowed

You heard what Ken said? Get out

Ken, although I bought him in

lam the same as you

I look down on those

who betrayed their masters

Mr. Ko, I do appreciate you

You have moral injunctions of fidelity

as well as sense of propriety, justice and honesty,

but sense of shame

You are facing death and you think you can talk your way out

What are you laughing at?

You got a problem?

Ok, let's leave Ken to focus on his performance

Let's start!

Ken, the game is almost finished

We are counting on you now

Everyone is looking at you to see

if you could save your daughter,

or you let her die by your own hand

Get me out!

You can really feel it?

Look at this.

What the hell.

Look, no, no!

What's going on?

You cheat us!

Listen to me, shut up!

What's happening?

Cool, just a minute

How can you remember me?

I did not lose my memory at all

My daddy told me to pretend so in order to protect that fake eye

I've already given China Police the fake eye, you idiot

Bastard

You are actually the one who pretended Ronaldo

No wonder I found him strange

I killed your brother

I made your dad a handicapped

There is no reason for me to spare you

Actually I don't have any principles

but there is only one thing that I can't stand,

which is people who bullies my family

Ken, come out!

You can't imagine I can really identify it by touch, right

You are great

I had to go through a tough surgery for this

I need to remove my nails and insert a sensor in there

The picture will transfer to my brain directly

Just like watching TV

This technology exists?

You wouldn't know this kind of technology

Do you still think it's the LED contact lens

used in the 80s?

Why don't I know America has this technology?

Sorry, it was invented by the Indians

You are so outdated

What the hell. Why point your gun at me? Shoot him

I am a Macau police

What?

Nai Sai?

That's right. I am the Nai Sai who just scored the goal.

You can act as him?

It was me. I just drove past 5 opponents

It's special effect, idiot

Wong Jing shot it for me

Wong Jing again?

Yes, Wong Jing again.

How could you have known that we asked TVB to broadcast it

The game ended a draw and it's finished already, you idiot

Go to hell

And you think I am the unlucky one

I can fight sometimes

We are China Police. Put down your weapons and surrender now

Officer Lok, a document for you

Thank you

Leader, I just got a very important document,

I need to report to you

Why would that happen?

Because you look dumb enough

Kill him!

No more cards, right?

How do you know?

There are 52 cards in a poker,

You've dealt 49 so far

You just dealt the last 3 cards

Go to hell!

Have you ever played Fight the Landlord?

Each deck has 54 cards

2 of them are "Jokers"

You do bring your massage oil with you all the time

Ken, don't!

Enjoy!

Ken, are you ok?

I'm fine

It is the high seas, you cannot catch me

My future son-in-law had already taken care of it

He had changed the route and we've been cruising around

We are still in Chinese waters, you idiot

Take him away

We've injected him with truth serum

He'll tell whatever you want to know

- Mess with my relatives. - This is the high seas.

Under what law am I being prosecuted for?

This is the high seas

Under what grounds?

I was in a daze in the car the other day

I can't quite remember what had happened in the car

Did I say anything inappropriate?

No

Really?

I've been focusing on driving that night

I didn't pay attention to you. What did you say?

It's fine, then. I just worry that I may have said something wrong

Actually that night,

you told me that

you quite like me

No!

I was just kidding

You were in a daze that night and had a silly look on your face

You didn't say a thing

So I hope to see you again

Take care

You too!

I have something for you

It's fast

- Over 100, almost 200. -It's fast!

- Quicker, be carefull. -It's fast!

Benz is finally driving a Benz

Really so happy

Buddy Benz can drive Benz finally

Doctor said he'll recover soon

I hope so.

Kung Hei Fat Choi

You too. I shall give you red pockets first

- Wish you good health. - Thanks, Buddy Ken.

- Young and pretty. - Thank you.

No more hair dyeing

I'm getting more powerful since I stopped dying my hair.

- So powerful that I scare myself sometimes. - Congratulations.

Not yet ready to say?

No.

What are you talking about?

It's nothing.

It will be useless if you don't use it. Use it.

You can be my protégé for you dad's sake

Thanks

Are you happy?

Don't pick up the phone while you are being inducted as a protégé

You really want to be my master?

Then I will tell him no then

Who is it?

He asked who you are

He told you not to take me on and you should quit yourself

What?

Who else has the qualification to be your master?

Where is he?

He is outside

Who is he?

May be I should consider taking him on as my protégé

I will start your new year with a bang!