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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,205 - ALL RIGHT, EMMA, I'LL DO IT IN THE MORNING. 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,806 CANCEL MY MEETING, OKAY? 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,408 ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'LL DO IT TONIGHT. 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,243 CANCEL MY SLEEP. CAN I GO NOW? 5 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,678 ALL RIGHT, I-I'M HANGING UP, GOOD-BYE. 6 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:12,146 - HI. - [sighs] 7 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,581 I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. TAYLOR FOR TWO. 8 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,582 SHE'S PROBABLY ALREADY HERE. 9 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:15,783 - ACTUALLY, SHE'S LATE TOO. 10 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,218 - YOU'RE KIDDING? THANK GOD. 11 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:18,086 - WE HAD TO GIVE YOUR TABLE AWAY, 12 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,587 BUT ANOTHER ONE SHOULD BE READY SOON. 13 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:22,223 - NO PROBLEM. - I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE. 14 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,291 TRAFFIC WAS CRAZY. 15 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:24,658 - PLEASE, I JUST GOT HERE MYSELF. 16 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,160 THEY HAD TO GIVE OUR TABLE AWAY THOUGH. 17 00:00:26,194 --> 00:00:28,296 - ACTUALLY, A TABLE JUST OPENED UP, 18 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,430 BUT IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHROOM 19 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,564 AND IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A SQUEEZE. 20 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:31,832 IS THAT OKAY? 21 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,801 - I ONLY HAVE THE SITTER TILL 10:00. 22 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:35,769 OH, IT WAS A CRAZY DAY. - YEAH? 23 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,505 - YEAH, MY DAUGHTER WANTED TO HAVE WORN 24 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,473 DIFFERENT SHOES YESTERDAY. 25 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:40,808 SO I SPENT THE WHOLE MORNING TRYING TO EXPLAIN 26 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,243 THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM TO HER, 27 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,477 AND THEN I HAD FOUR PRESENTATIONS, 28 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,413 SO YOU MAY HAVE TO DO ALL THE TALKING TONIGHT. 29 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,581 - AS LONG AS YOU'RE OKAY TALKING ABOUT RECALLED BASS, 30 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,450 BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT ALL DAY. 31 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,619 BY THE WAY, IF THEY HAVE BASS, DON'T ORDER IT, BECAUSE, UH, 32 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,786 IT'S FULL OF RADIATION. 33 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,422 - IS THIS GONNA BE OKAY? 34 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,524 - OH, YES, THIS IS FINE. - THANKS. 35 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:58,159 - AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR MENUS. 36 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,193 - THANK YOU. - GREAT. 37 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,594 - ALL RIGHT. 38 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:01,529 HERE WE ARE, HUH? - FINALLY. 39 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,497 - OH, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T CALL SOONER. 40 00:01:03,531 --> 00:01:05,733 I'M A LITTLE VAGUE ON THOSE RULES. 41 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,135 - OH, IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. 42 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,001 JUST DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY 43 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:09,470 IF I NAP THROUGH THE APPETIZER COURSE. 44 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,604 - I COULD SET AN ALARM FOR THE ENTREES. 45 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,573 - OR WE COULD JUST GO HOME AND SLEEP. 46 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,142 - WE...WE COULD... 47 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,343 - [laughs] 48 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,810 - YOU--YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT? 49 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:17,811 - YES. 50 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:21,715 - PARDON ME. 51 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:24,618 - I DO ONLY HAVE 1:10 TILL THE SITTER'S GOTTA LEAVE. 52 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,654 - I STILL HAVE TO GO HOME AND BEDAZZLE MY DAUGHTER'S 53 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,888 WIZARD SHOES, SO... 54 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,357 - HERE ARE YOUR MENUS... 55 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:32,393 AND TONIGHT'S SPECIAL IS A FRESH BASS. 56 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,494 - OKAY, I THINK-- 57 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,196 - ACTUALLY WE'RE GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT. 58 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,697 - WE ARE. SO SORRY. 59 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:39,867 - OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU SOON. 60 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,869 - WELL, AT LEAST WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE 61 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,537 WHEN SHE BROUGHT US THOSE MENUS. 62 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,406 [bluesy rock] 63 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:50,178 - * HELP ME, BABY, IF YOU CAN * 64 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:52,580 * SOMETIMES IT'S MORE 65 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,183 * THAN I CAN STAND 66 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,785 * HELP ME, BABY 67 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,887 * IF YOU CAN 68 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,790 * OH, HELP ME 69 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,692 * OH, YEAH 70 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,260 - OKAY, THAT'S GREAT. 71 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:07,461 NOW GIVE ME ONE MORE. 72 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,163 OKAY, RAISE THOSE. GREAT. 73 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:11,665 BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL. 74 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,601 OKAY, RAISE THOSE. 75 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,803 - NOT YOUR TYPICAL RAISIN CAMPAIGN, I'LL GIVE YOU THAT. 76 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,539 - IT'S ARGININE, IT'S A CHEMICAL THAT'S FOUND IN RAISINS 77 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,374 THAT'S REPUTED TO ENHANCE SEXUAL PERFORMANCE. 78 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,942 I CANNOT BELIEVE NOBODY'S THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. 79 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,544 - GET THE RAISINS HIGHER. 80 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,413 - SO YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN? 81 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,415 - WHEN? I'M EXHAUSTED EVERY WEEKNIGHT. 82 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:28,682 I'M BUSY ALL WEEKEND WITH MY KIDS. 83 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,619 BESIDES, YOU KNOW, THE DATING THING IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME. 84 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,754 LOGISTICS, AND THE POLITICS, AND THE ETIQUETTE. 85 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:35,656 WHEN DO YOU CALL? WHEN DO YOU NOT CALL? 86 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:36,857 ALL IN THE SLIGHT CHANCE 87 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,626 THAT YOU'RE GONNA CONNECT WITH SOMEONE, 88 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,927 EVEN SLIGHTER CHANCE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA 89 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,330 HAVE SEX WITH THEM. I'M JUST--I'M DONE. 90 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,497 I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME TONIGHT. 91 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,698 I'M GONNA DO MY LAUNDRY, 92 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,599 AND I'M GONNA WATCH TWISTER SEEKERS. 93 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:46,567 - DO YOU REMEMBER YOU USED TO MOCK ME 94 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,468 FOR STAYING IN AND WATCHING HOARDERS? 95 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,502 - YEAH, 'CAUSE THAT WAS HOARDERS. 96 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,471 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO ON TWISTER SEEKERS? 97 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:51,739 - SEEK TWISTERS? 98 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:52,740 - THEY SEEK TWISTERS. THAT'S WHAT THEY DO. 99 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:54,408 ANYWAY, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SOFTCORE SHOOT. 100 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,776 - THANK YOU. 101 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,511 OKAY, I'M SEEING NIP. 102 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,613 THOSE AREN'T THE RAISINS THAT WE WANT. 103 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:00,981 EDGE OF PEPPERONI, FINE. 104 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,450 UH, WE CAN AIRBRUSH OUT THE-- 105 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,684 - HELEN? 106 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,619 - [gasps] MELISSA? 107 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:07,588 OH, MY GOD! - HI! 108 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,457 - HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK GREAT! 109 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:10,658 - SO DO YOU! - OHH. 110 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,660 - BUT I MEAN, LIKE I SHOULD BE SURPRISED. 111 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,927 WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 112 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,729 - UH, THIS, ACTUALLY. 113 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,698 I'M IN P.R. NOW. 114 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,199 YEAH, RAISINS, CURRENTLY. 115 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,703 - OH... 116 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,338 IT'S SO FUNNY, I WAS JUST 117 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,440 TALKING WITH JOANNA SCHULTZ ABOUT YOU--REMEMBER HER 118 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,808 FROM THE PINK PANTHERS? - YES. 119 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,343 - WE WERE GUESSING YOU'D BE, LIKE, 120 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,645 A LAWYER FIGHTING DISCRIMINATION 121 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,515 OR A MUCKRAKING JOURNALIST OR SOMETHING. 122 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,817 - NOPE. JUST THIS. 123 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:37,851 SO WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 124 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:38,952 - OH, THIS AND THAT. 125 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,488 I MANAGE A WOMEN'S HEALTH CLINIC, 126 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,455 DO A LITTLE VOLUNTEER WORK. 127 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,490 YOU KNOW, DOING WHAT I CAN. - YEAH, YEAH. 128 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:44,758 - WE GOT THIS LOOK, SO NOW WE JUST GOTTA COVER 129 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,560 THEIR BODIES IN HONEY AND HAVE THEM ROLL 130 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,728 AROUND THE RAISIN PIT. 131 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,029 - GREAT. 132 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,499 - WELL...YOU'RE BUSY. 133 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,800 SO NICE TO SEE YOU, HELEN. 134 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:53,901 - YEAH, YOU TOO. 135 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,869 - BYE. - TAKE CARE. 136 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:56,804 - WHO'S THAT? 137 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,840 - A FRIEND FROM COLLEGE WHO I NOW DISGUST. 138 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:02,743 - WHAT? YOU'RE WAY BETTER LOOKING THAN HER. 139 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,412 - HELEN, THIS IS MARVELOUS WORK. 140 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:06,814 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM. 141 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:07,815 WHAT WERE THEY FOR AGAIN? 142 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,350 - OREGON RAISINS COUNCIL. 143 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,619 WE'RE PITCHING THEM A NEW MEDIA STRATEGY ON MONDAY. 144 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:12,553 - CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO 145 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,588 IF WE EVER SIGN THE MELON GROVES COUNCIL. 146 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,524 - THAT'S FUNNY. 147 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,392 - HELEN, IF YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING, I'M LEAVING. 148 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,760 - OH, EMMA. 149 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,462 UH, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE? 150 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:22,863 - PERSONALLY OR PROFESSIONALLY? 151 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,665 - PROFESSIONALLY. 152 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,800 - AWESOME. - AND PERSONALLY? 153 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,402 - AWESOME. 154 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,903 I MEAN, YOU'RE MY BOSS. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY? 155 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,340 - THAT THEY MIGHT STRIKE YOU AS OFFENSIVE 156 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,641 AND DEMEANING TO WOMEN. 157 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:34,642 AND WHAT ARE WE DOING? 158 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:35,876 AND HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN? 159 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,445 AND WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US? 160 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:38,712 - ARE YOU SHROOMING? 161 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:39,913 - NO. 162 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,682 BUT I COULD USE A DRINK. 163 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,527 - OH, REALLY? 164 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:54,562 - YOU OUT OF DRYER SHEETS? 165 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:55,763 - I'VE BEEN BURGLARIZED. 166 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:56,764 - TAKE ONE OF MINE. 167 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,567 - OH, THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 168 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,635 - JULIE, RIGHT? - YEAH. 169 00:05:01,669 --> 00:05:03,404 AND YOU ARE... 170 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,705 ALEX. - YEAH. 171 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,706 THANK YOU. 172 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,508 - DO YOU HAVE BIG PLANS TONIGHT? 173 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,576 - OH, HUGE. 174 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,010 I'M GONNA STAY IN AND WATCH TWISTER SEEKERS. 175 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,579 - LOVE THAT SHOW, 176 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:12,713 BUT MY STUPID CABLE'S OUT. 177 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:17,551 - OH, WELL, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME WATCH AT MY PLACE. 178 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:18,852 I MEAN, I DO OWE YOU ONE. 179 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,722 - I COULD DO THAT. 180 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,658 - SHE WAS ALL JUDGY. 181 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,627 LIKE, BY COVERING A NEARLY NAKED WOMAN 182 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,096 WITH RAISINS AND HONEY, I WAS THROWING MY WHOLE GENDER 183 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,097 UNDER THE BUS. 184 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,600 I MEAN, I HAVE IDEALS. I WAS A PINK PANTHER. 185 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:35,469 - IF THAT'S AN IMPROV GROUP, I'M RE-EVALUATING OUR RELATIONSHIP. 186 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,970 - IT WAS A FEMINIST GROUP. 187 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,138 - YOU WERE IN A FEMINIST GROUP? 188 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,272 - YES. 189 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,809 I MEAN, UNTIL I GOT THROWN OUT ON A SHAVING VIOLATION. 190 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,144 I MEAN, I WANTED TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. 191 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,647 - WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT IDEA? 192 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,082 LIKE, WHAT ABOUT FEMALE SUPERHEROES? 193 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,751 - OH, THAT IS THE MOST BLATANT EXAMPLE 194 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,085 OF FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION. 195 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,787 I MEAN, THOSE OUTFITS? 196 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:56,490 AND WHY DOESN'T A SINGLE ONE OF THEM HAVE SMALL BOOBS? 197 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,791 - WHAT ABOUT AMELIA EARHART? 198 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:58,726 SHE HAD SMALL BOOBS. 199 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,729 - YES. LIKE THAT. 200 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,765 WHY CAN'T WE FEATURE ICONIC WOMEN WHO HAVE 201 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,700 CHANGED THE WORLD IN THEIR OWN WAYS? 202 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,001 UH, SUSAN B. ANTHONY. 203 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,002 FRIDA KAHLO. 204 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,070 ACHIEVE! INSPIRE! 205 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,840 THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO MAKE A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE. 206 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,007 WE SHOULD SEIZE IT! 207 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,509 - I GET THAT YOU'RE EXCITED, 208 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:18,912 BUT YOU'RE KIND OF YELLING AT ME ABOUT RAISINS. 209 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,617 - SO MUCH TO DO. 210 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,185 ANYONE GOT A TITILLATING STORY FROM THE WEEKEND 211 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,187 TO DELAY GETTING ON WITH IT? ALEX? 212 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,189 - UH, ALEX HAD A ROMANTIC FRIDAY EVENING 213 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:30,791 WITH HIS TELEVISION. - OH, FILTHY I HOPE. 214 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,892 - HE'S GIVEN UP ON RELATIONSHIPS. 215 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,594 - WELL, JUST FOR NOW. 216 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,663 - HE'S TURNED OVER HIS BADGE AND HIS GUN TO THE SEX SERGEANT. 217 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,865 I SHOULD CLARIFY, BY "GUN" I MEAN PENIS. 218 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,032 - I'VE TURNED IN NOTHING. 219 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,267 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY, 220 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,804 UH, VERY MUCH STILL A MEMBER OF THE SEX POLICE DEPARTMENT, 221 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,738 OR WHATEVER YOUR TORTURED METAPHOR IS. 222 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,740 - COME ON, ALEX, I-I-I'M SENSING A TIDBIT. 223 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:48,976 - REALLY, I SPENT A VERY PLEASANT FRIDAY EVENING 224 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,779 WITH MY TELEVISION AND A LOVELY YOUNG LADY 225 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:52,780 WHO LIVES IN THE BUILDING. 226 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,614 - YEAH, SON! 227 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,314 - OH, PLEASE, DON'T CALL ME "SON." 228 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,217 - CONTINUE, ALEX, MY OLD CHAP, 229 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,820 AND PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO RE-ENACT WITH A COWORKER. 230 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,889 - I'LL JUST USE WORDS, IF THAT'S OKAY, 231 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,190 AND NOT MUCH TO TELL, REALLY. 232 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,058 JUST WE WATCHED TV, WE ORDERED A PIZZA, 233 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,761 AND THEN WE GOT, UH, PRETTY FRIENDLY ON THE COUCH THERE. 234 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,730 AND THEN SHE WALKED DOWN THE HALL, AND THAT WAS IT. 235 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,231 AND I GOT TO WEAR SWEATS THE WHOLE WEEKEND, 236 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,233 AND THE SAME THING HAPPENED SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. 237 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,469 IT WAS PRETTY-- PRETTY DARN GREAT. 238 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,771 - NEIGHBS WITH BENEFITS. THE DREAM SCENARIO. 239 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,740 - BEATS THE HECK OUT OF DATING, I'LL TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. 240 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,109 - ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE A CASUAL RELATIONSHIP? 241 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,111 - WELL, I WAS IN ONE BEFORE, IT WORKED OUT JUST FINE. 242 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,213 - OH, YOU DIDN'T GET OVERLY ATTACHED AND EMBARRASS YOURSELF? 243 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,616 - OH, ACTUALLY, I'D LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THAT. 244 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:29,683 - ACTUALLY, YOU WOULDN'T, STEPHEN. 245 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,519 THE SEX WAS, UH, VERY VANILLA. 246 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,586 - WHAT A WASTE. 247 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,922 - MMM. - MMM. 248 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:35,723 [knock at door] 249 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,625 - HI, STEPHEN. DO YOU HAVE A SEC? 250 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:38,926 - I HAVE LOTS OF SEX. 251 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,994 [laughs] 252 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:41,929 LET ME WRITE THAT DOWN. 253 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,665 - OH, GOOD. ACTUALLY, ON THAT SUBJECT... 254 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,900 UM, EMMA AND I WERE JUST DISCUSSING 255 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:49,036 THE OREGON RAISIN COUNCIL STRATEGY, AND WE WERE WONDERING 256 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,804 IF WE WERE ON THE RIGHT TRACK HERE. 257 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:53,206 - IN THAT IT IS A BIT OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN. 258 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,274 - YEAH, UM, MAYBE A LITTLE. 259 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,843 - A BIT OFFENSIVE? 260 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,511 IT'S COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE. THAT'S THE POINT. 261 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:58,712 - WELL, OUR POINT IS, 262 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:02,115 DO WE NEED TO OFFEND WOMEN TO SELL RAISINS? 263 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,183 WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING? 264 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:04,217 YOU DON'T RESPECT WOMEN. 265 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:05,285 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 266 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,655 MY DAUGHTER VIOLET IS THE ONLY ONE OF MY CHILDREN 267 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,156 WHO IS NOT AN ODDITY OR A WRITE-OFF. 268 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:13,193 AND BECAUSE OF HER, I AM VERY RESPECTFUL OF WOMEN'S ISSUES. 269 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,529 - WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN YOUR JOB TO VIOLET? 270 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,530 - I DON'T. 271 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,565 - AH. 272 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:20,267 - MUCH AS I ADORE VIOLET, I ALSO ADORE MONEY, 273 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,102 AND SEX SELLS. 274 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,606 IN SOME COUNTRIES FOR A VERY REASONABLE PRICE, BUT I DIGRESS. 275 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,473 YES. 276 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,641 - WELL, WE JUST THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE 277 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,176 THE RAISIN COUNCIL SOME OPTIONS. 278 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,579 - OF COURSE. 279 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,547 - REALLY? - ABSOLUTELY. 280 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:36,216 ME TOO. 281 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,786 I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN ON THE PHONE SINCE I SAID "I DIGRESS." 282 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,555 KEEP THE PITCH AS-IS, AND THANKS FOR COMING BY. 283 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,191 - EXCUSE ME, WHAT IF I DECIDED THAT I'M NOT BACKING DOWN? 284 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,660 WHAT IF I SAID THAT I'M GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE, 285 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:47,661 NO MATTER WHAT YOU-- 286 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:48,696 [laughing] 287 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:49,697 - YOU CAN BRING THEM ON THE PLANE 288 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,164 IF YOU PUT THEM IN DIAPERS. 289 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,634 [laughing] 290 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,570 [knock at door] 291 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,071 - AH, ENTER. 292 00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,239 - HELLO. - HEY. 293 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:00,708 FILE'S RIGHT THERE ON THE SHELF. 294 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,209 - DANKE. 295 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,745 OH, LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR I-DON'T-HAVE-TO-TRY PANTS. 296 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,114 - PANTS ARE SO LABOR-INTENSIVE, I FIND. 297 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,582 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU DRINK ALONE? 298 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,683 THAT'S MY THING. 299 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,819 - I FOUND IT IN THE BATHROOM. - OH, I'M AN IDIOT. 300 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,286 - OH, HI. I'M JULIE. 301 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,656 - OH, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M HELEN. 302 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,357 - HELEN AND I WORK TOGETHER. - OH, HEY. 303 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,660 I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN UP. 304 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,695 - OH, THERE'S NO REASON THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE 305 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,731 TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 306 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,598 [microwave beeping] 307 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,634 OH, ALEX, YOU FINALLY GOT A MICROWAVE. 308 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,301 - OH, THAT'S JULIE'S ACTUALLY. 309 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,870 - YEAH, I BROUGHT IT OVER HERE 310 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,939 BECAUSE WE EAT A LOT OF POPCORN WHEN WE WATCH TV. 311 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,874 - AND WE WATCH A LOT OF TV. 312 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,976 - OOH, SPEAKING OF, YOU KNOW WE RAN OUT OF CHERRY GARCIA. 313 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,678 - OH, I TOTALLY FORGOT, I'M SORRY. 314 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,846 - KNOW WHAT? THAT'S OKAY. 315 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,248 I'M GONNA GO ON A GROCERY RUN. 316 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,750 WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED? 317 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,618 - UH, COFFEE... OH, AND SOAP. 318 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,119 - OKAY. 319 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:49,222 LATER. - OH, SURE. 320 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,158 NICE TO MEET YOU. 321 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,229 - WHAT? 322 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,631 - DO WE NEED ANYTHING? 323 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:59,667 YOU REALIZE YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP? 324 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,868 - NO, I'M NOT, I'M IN A CASUAL THING 325 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,235 WITH SOMEONE WHO LIVES DOWN THE HALL. 326 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,172 - UH, YOU SLEEP TOGETHER, YOU'RE WEARING PAJAMAS, 327 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,207 AND SHE'S MOVING APPLIANCES INTO YOUR APARTMENT. 328 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,342 THIS IS NOT A "THING," THIS IS A RELATIONSHIP. 329 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,778 YOU TWO ARE LIVING TOGETHER. 330 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,746 - ONE APPLIANCE, FOR CONVENIENCE. 331 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,748 SERIOUSLY, ALL WE DO IS HANG OUT, 332 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,116 NOT REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER, 333 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:20,721 AND WATCH OUR FAVORITE TV SHOW. 334 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,956 OH, MY GOD. WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 335 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,028 - SO WE JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU WERE OPEN TO HEARING 336 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,898 THIS OTHER APPROACH, WHERE WE PROMOTE OREGON RAISINS 337 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,400 USING POSITIVE AND SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS WAYS. 338 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,334 - SURE, SURE. 339 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,036 LOOK, WHATEVER HELPS WITH JOB NUMBER ONE: 340 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,138 CRUSHING THOSE CALIFORNIA RAISINS. 341 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,074 - OF COURSE, AND PROMOTING POSITIVE IMAGES OF WOMEN. 342 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,776 - THEY CAN BURN. 343 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,411 - HE'S TALKING ABOUT CALIFORNIA RAISINS. 344 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,079 - NOT WOMEN. NO, I RESPECT WOMEN. 345 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,882 - OH. [all laugh] 346 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,050 - IT'S AN INTERESTING CONCEPT. 347 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,052 WHY DON'T WE SLEEP ON IT? 348 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,021 - SOUNDS GREAT. - REALLY GREAT. 349 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:56,123 - YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS GREAT? 350 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,391 FEMALE EMPOWERMENT AND RAISINS. 351 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,093 TOGETHER. 352 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,798 - UH, JULIE? 353 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:05,833 IS THAT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN THERE? 354 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,701 - YEAH, I FIGURED I WOULD JUST LEAVE ONE HERE 355 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,336 SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ON RUNNING BACK AND FORTH. 356 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,904 - RIGHT. 357 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,740 UM... 358 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,042 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD MAYBE HAVE A TALK. 359 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,377 - SURE. LET'S HAVE A CHAT. 360 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,079 - WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE A TALK, 361 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,181 A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS THAN A CHAT, WELL-- 362 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,249 I'LL SIT DOWN FOR THIS. 363 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,085 UH, LIKE, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED 364 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,155 SPENDING TIME WITH YOU OVER THE PAST...WEEK. 365 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,258 UH, JUST, YOU KNOW, DOING STUFF AND WATCHING TV, WHATEVER, 366 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:34,227 BUT, UM, THINGS HAVE KIND OF PROGRESSED, YOU KNOW? 367 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,929 AND I THINK THEY'VE GONE A LITTLE FASTER 368 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,097 THAN I'M COMFORTABLE WITH. 369 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,367 AND THIS IS NOT YOU AT ALL, THIS IS TOTALLY ME, OKAY? 370 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,104 BUT I THINK THAT, IN THE INTEREST OF OUR MUTUAL... 371 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:49,009 WHATEVER, THAT WE SHOULD PROBABLY, UM... 372 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,112 BREAK UP? I GUESS? 373 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,114 - BREAK UP? 374 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,950 SO YOU MEAN, LIKE, NOT HOOK UP ANYMORE? 375 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,019 - Y-YEAH. 376 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,756 - OKAY. 377 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:03,824 - THAT'S IT? "OKAY"? 378 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,258 - YEAH. 379 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,060 WAIT, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO WATCH TWISTER SEEKERS THOUGH, 380 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,161 RIGHT? 381 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,263 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA? 382 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,766 - SURE. I MEAN, WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT. 383 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,067 - JUST HANGING OUT. YEAH. 384 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,069 NO, I GOT NO PROBLEM HANGING OUT. 385 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,072 - COOL. 386 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:20,908 - SO HOW'S YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND? 387 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,475 OH, I'M SORRY, IS SHE YOUR FIANCEE BY NOW? 388 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,044 - ACTUALLY, WE BROKE UP. 389 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,412 - REALLY? - YEP. 390 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,047 - TALK ABOUT BREAKUPS. 391 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,181 WHEN MY C.O. AND I BROKE UP, 392 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,917 EVERYONE WANTED TO GIVE ME MY SPACE. 393 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,453 YOU KNOW WHAT I NEEDED? THIS. 394 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,554 THIS. TALKING. COMMUNICATING. 395 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,388 - OH. - OH. 396 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,024 - SO WHAT HAPPENED? - OH, NOTHING. 397 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,291 REALLY, IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 398 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,261 I MEAN, SHE WAS VERY NICE, BUT IT WAS TOTALLY CASUAL, YOU KNOW? 399 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,429 THE ONLY THING WE HAD IN COMMON 400 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,131 WAS WE LIKED THE SAME TELEVISION SHOW. 401 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,799 - OUR SHOW WAS DHARMA & GREG. 402 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,200 THEY WERE AN ODD COUPLE. 403 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,902 - IS IT WEIRD WHEN YOU SEE HER AROUND THE BUILDING? 404 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,172 - NO, NO. SHE'S STATIONED IN SEOUL. 405 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,074 - SO IS IT WEIRD WHEN YOU SEE HER AROUND THE BUILDING? 406 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,242 - NOT AT ALL. 407 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,277 IN FACT, IT MADE A PERFECT SITUATION EVEN MORE PERFECT. 408 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,179 AFTER WE BROKE UP, WE JUST HUNG OUT, 409 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,214 ORDERED CHINESE, AND HAD COMMITMENT-FREE SEX. 410 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,517 - SO YOU BROKE UP, BUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAS CHANGED? 411 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,752 - NO, IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 412 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,354 BEFORE WE WERE HOOKING UP, NO, NOW WE'RE JUST HANGING OUT. 413 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:09,189 - WHOA, WAIT. HANGING OUT? 414 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,023 - YOU'RE NOT HOOKING UP ANYMORE? 415 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:10,958 - DUDE, HANGING OUT IS WAY BETTER. 416 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:13,026 - WITHOUT THE HOOKING UP, WHAT IS THERE? 417 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,027 YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT. 418 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,028 - WELL, WE'RE STILL HAVING SEX. 419 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,196 - DID SHE SLEEP OVER? 420 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,130 - YEAH, BUT JUST BE-- 421 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,331 - DOES SHE HAVE A KEY TO YOUR APARTMENT? 422 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,332 - YEAH, BUT JUST 'CAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO GET LOCKED OUT. 423 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,101 OKAY, YOU KNOW, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 424 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,169 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 425 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,204 YOUR TOO STUCK IN THE OLD STRUCTURED DATING WORLD 426 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,472 TO SEE THIS WHOLE OTHER SIDE OF THINGS. 427 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,874 - THE RULES HAVE CHANGED. 428 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,208 - THE RULES ARE: THERE ARE NO RULES. 429 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,376 - WHICH IS * AWESOME 430 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,944 - FOR SOME. 431 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:31,744 - LOOK, YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF THE GAME FOR QUITE A WHILE. 432 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,180 BELIEVE ME, THINGS HAVE EVOLVED. 433 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,515 - MAYBE PETE AND I WERE JUST HANGING OUT, 434 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,151 AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT BECAUSE I'M NOT AS EVOLVED AS YOU. 435 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,188 - AH, WELL, I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU FINALLY ADMIT THAT. 436 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,424 - HEY. 437 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,625 I THINK WE REALLY NAILED IT YESTERDAY. 438 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,060 I HAVE A REALLY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 439 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,196 - I KNOW WE NAILED IT. 440 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,197 BRAD TOLD ME. 441 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,598 - BRAD? RAISIN BRAD? 442 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,633 YOU TALKED TO HIM ALREADY? - THIS MORNING... 443 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,035 WHEN HE LEFT MY HOUSE. 444 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,503 - WHAT WAS HE DOING AT-- WAIT, NO-- 445 00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,971 - ME. 446 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,106 - YOU SLEPT WITH RAISIN BRAD? 447 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,942 - I HAD A BIG BOWL OF RAISIN BRAD. 448 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,410 - EMMA. - TWO SCOOPS. 449 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,946 - WE'RE TRYING TO GET THESE GUYS TO SEE WOMEN 450 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,614 AS MORE THAN JUST SEXUAL OBJECTS, 451 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,118 AND TO MAKE OUR POINT, YOU MAKE YOURSELF A SEX OBJECT? 452 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,086 - ACTUALLY, I MADE HIM A SEX OBJECT. 453 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:13,887 - OH, EMMA. 454 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,088 YOU JUST TAINTED THIS WHOLE THING. 455 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,025 - IF WE WERE DUDES, YOU'D BE CHEST-BUMPING ME RIGHT NOW, 456 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,259 ASKING ME FOR DETAILS. 457 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,095 - I AM TRYING TO MAKE A POSITIVE DIFFERENCE IN WOMEN'S LIVES. 458 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:24,364 - YOU'RE JUDGING ME BY SOME ANTIQUATED PATRIARCHAL STANDARD. 459 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:25,365 [phone ringing] 460 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,000 - AND THAT'S MY LINE. 461 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,902 - 'CAUSE THAT'S MY JOB, AS A WOMAN, TO ANSWER PHONES 462 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,237 AND NEVER HAVE CASUAL SEX. 463 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,205 - ARE YOU CALLING ME INSENSITIVE? 464 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,041 - AH, MY SUCCULENT SATSUMAS. 465 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,410 I HAD THE STRANGEST LITTLE EMAIL FROM THE RAISIN PEOPLE SAYING 466 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,914 HOW EXCITED THEY WERE ABOUT THE NEW "FEMALE EMPOWERMENT" ANGLE, 467 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,151 AND I WAS WONDERING IF EITHER OF YOU, BY ANY CHANCE, 468 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,419 HAD GONE BEHIND MY BACK AND TOLD THEM ABOUT THAT IDEA 469 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,155 THAT YOU BORED ME WITH. 470 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,589 - WE DID SPEAK WITH THEM. 471 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,191 WE THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO GIVE THEM A CHOICE. 472 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,027 - WELL, I COMMEND YOU BOTH ON YOUR MIGHTY BIG BOLLOCKS, 473 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,462 BUT IT WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME. 474 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,397 I MEAN, WE CAN INCLUDE YOUR LITTLE IDEA, IF YOU LIKE, 475 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,999 BUT IT WON'T MATTER. 476 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,035 WE PITCH OUR CLIENTS CHOICES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM FEEL 477 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,204 LIKE THEY'RE CHOOSING, BUT, IN ACTUAL FACT, 478 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,940 THEY WILL PICK THE IDEA THAT I WANT THEM TO PICK. 479 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,209 AND I'VE PICKED. 480 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,077 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 481 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,079 I'M GOING TO SEE ROD STEWART TONIGHT... 482 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,248 FOR SOME ADVICE ON A SEXUAL MATTER. 483 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,284 - OKAY, I WAS NEVER A MEMBER OF A FEMINIST GROUP, 484 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,519 BUT I'M GUESSING HE'S THE LARGER PROBLEM. 485 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,621 - THAT IS CORRECT. 486 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,033 - HEY. 487 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,234 YOU'RE STILL HERE? 488 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,036 - YEAH, I'VE JUST BEEN HANGING OUT. 489 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,270 - AH. 490 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,239 - HEY, ALEX. 491 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,174 YOU WANT SOME POPCORN? 492 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:43,210 - HI, CARL. NO, THANK YOU. 493 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,212 UH, JUST STOPPING BY, ARE YOU? 494 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,314 - NO, JUST KICKING IT. 495 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,381 - OOH, WE WERE JUST GONNA WATCH 496 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,416 A MARATHON OF TWISTER SEEKERS, 497 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,984 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US. 498 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:54,021 - [incredulous] SURE, IT'S MY APARTMENT. 499 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,225 - OOH, SHOW'S STARTING. 500 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,331 - UM... 501 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,033 - GOSH, I'M COLD. IS ANYONE ELSE COLD? 502 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,534 - NO, I'M WARM. 503 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,603 COME HERE, I'LL BE YOUR HUMAN BLANKET. 504 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,405 - OR I COULD GET YOU AN ACTUAL BLANKET. 505 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,276 - AWW. 506 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,111 - OKAY. I'M SORRY. 507 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,212 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 508 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,181 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - SHH, TWISTER'S TOUCHING DOWN. 509 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,649 HEY, IT'S A TRAILER PARK. - OOH. 510 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,684 - I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY ALL OVER EACH OTHER 511 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,386 RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME ON MY SOFA. 512 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,188 - OH, DO YOU WANT US TO LIE ON THE FLOOR? 513 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,589 - NOT ABOUT THE SOFA, CARL. 514 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,790 FIRST YOU STEAL MY DRYER SHEETS, 515 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,660 THEN YOU STEAL MY HANG OUT, HOOKUP-ISH NEIGHBOR PERSON? 516 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,795 - I TOOK ONE DRYER SHEET FROM YOU, 517 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,397 AND THEN YOU TOOK ONE FROM JULIE, 518 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,398 AND THEN WE ALL DID OUR LAUNDRY. 519 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,566 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 520 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,800 - I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK IT'S YOU. 521 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,701 - UH, MAYBE IT'S YOU. 522 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,103 - NO, I'M-- I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S YOU. 523 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,637 - WELL... 524 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,440 SEEMS LIKE WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF A DISAGREEMENT HERE. 525 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,077 - GUYS, WHY ARE WE BEING SO UPTIGHT? 526 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,679 I MEAN, CAN'T WE JUST, LIKE, HANG OUT AND HAVE A CASUAL NIGHT 527 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,746 AND DIG ON SOME TORNADOES? 528 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,781 - I GUESS NOT. 529 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,249 SEEMS LIKE HE'S TOTALLY INCAPABLE 530 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,051 OF BEING CASUAL ABOUT ANYTHING. 531 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,120 I'M GONNA GO. 532 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,721 AND I NEED THIS BACK. 533 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:02,789 - ISN'T THAT YOUR MICROWAVE? 534 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:03,656 - NO, THAT'S CARL'S. 535 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,259 I'VE JUST HAD IT FOR A REALLY LONG TIME. 536 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,164 SO WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 537 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,665 YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY HOOKING UP. 538 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,766 - NO, CARL AND I AREN'T HOOKING UP. 539 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,235 WE'RE HANGING OUT. 540 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:15,902 - HANGING OUT LIKE WE'RE HANGING OUT? 541 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,437 - MORE LIKE MESSING AROUND. 542 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,638 - MESSING AROUND? 543 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,474 - OR NO, ACTUALLY, JUST DOING STUFF. 544 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,776 - YOU KNOW, I-I THOUGHT I COULD BE CASUAL RELATIONSHIP GUY, 545 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:27,447 BUT APPARENTLY I CANNOT, SO CAN WE JUST MAYBE START OVER? 546 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,681 HAVE LIKE A NORMAL DATE? 547 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,851 UH, DINNER AND A MOVIE OR SOMETHING? 548 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:36,156 - I DON'T KNOW, I FIND DATING VERY COMPLICATED. 549 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,260 - BUT, MAN, BREAKING UP A SECOND TIME. 550 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,395 THAT'S ROUGH. 551 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,496 HOW YOU HOLDING UP, BUD? 552 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,564 YOU NEED A HUG? 553 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,865 - OH, I'M FINE. REALLY. 554 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,534 THAT'S THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS CASUAL STUFF, 555 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,302 IS YOU BREAK UP AND IT'S JUST--IT'S NOTHING. 556 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,503 - COME ON. 557 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,671 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE. 558 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:52,839 - REALLY, I'M OKAY. 559 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,241 - WELL, I'LL KEEP MY EYE ON YOU. 560 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,308 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 561 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,109 - BUT I WILL. 562 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,677 WITH THE CAMERAS, I CAN WATCH YOU 563 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,246 EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY. 564 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,248 SO DON'T WORRY. 565 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,185 - ARE THE RAISIN MEN HERE YET? 566 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,453 - YEP, IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 567 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:09,256 - WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LOSS OF YOUR YOUTHFUL IDEALS. 568 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,257 THEY'RE JUST A HANDICAP. 569 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,325 THEY'LL ONLY HOLD YOU BACK. 570 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,194 WAIT, WHAT'S VIOLET DOING HERE? 571 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,429 - OH, IT TURNS OUT SHE CAN GET EXTRA CREDIT BY OBSERVING 572 00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,697 REAL BUSINESSES AT WORK. 573 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:18,631 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 574 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,833 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT CLASSES SHE TAKES? 575 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,835 - SCHOOL CLASSES. - MMM. 576 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,572 WELL, SHALL WE GET IN THERE AND PITCH THOSE GUYS ON 577 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,475 A DIRTY, SEXY RAISIN CAMPAIGN? 578 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,211 - HELLO, DADDY! 579 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,912 - DARLING, WHAT A LOVELY SURPRISE. 580 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,547 I'M GONNA HAVE YOUR GONADS FOR THIS. 581 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,682 - [laughs] 582 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,518 - SO WE BELIEVE THAT A MEDIA STRATEGY 583 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,655 FEATURING ICONIC WOMEN, UH, WILL SHOW THE RAISIN-BUYING PUBLIC 584 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,558 THAT OREGON RAISINS ARE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY, 585 00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,728 WHILE CALIFORNIA RAISINS ARE NOT. 586 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,796 - SOUNDS GREAT. 587 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,898 DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS YOU WANT TO DISCUSS? 588 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,467 - [stammering] 589 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:58,171 JUST A LITTLE ONE, BUT I-IT'S NOT FULLY FLESHED-OUT. 590 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,906 I-I-IT'S BARELY WORTH MENTIONING. 591 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,875 - WE'D LOVE TO HEAR WHATEVER YOU HAVE. 592 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,212 - OKAY. 593 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,514 [clears throat] WELL, BASICALLY, 594 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,882 THERE IS AN AMINO ACID CALLED ARGININE, 595 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,918 WHICH IS...FOUND IN RAISINS, 596 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,620 AND, UH, HAS BEEN SHOWN 597 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,389 I-I-IN I-IMPOSSIBLY HIGH DOSES, 598 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,691 UM, TO INCREASE... 599 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,760 THE SEXUAL... 600 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,895 PERFORMANCE I-IN MEN. 601 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,298 UM, [stammering], YOU GET THE BASIC IDEA. 602 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,966 MORE OF THE SAME SORT OF RUBBISH, 603 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,503 BUT, UM, WE REALLY FEEL THAT THIS IS THE IMAGE YOU WANT. 604 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,973 - UM, SO, LIKE, FOR REASONS OTHER THAN BUSINESS? 605 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,542 - SORRY, WHAT? 606 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,510 - I JUST THINK, AS A BUSINESS STANDPOINT, 607 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,713 YOU'D GET A MORE VIGOROUS RESPONSE FROM THE SEX ONE. 608 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,982 - OH, SHE'S JUST HERE TO OBSERVE. 609 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,851 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 610 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,586 LET THE YOUNG WOMAN SPEAK HER MIND. 611 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:47,454 CARRY ON, DARLING. 612 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,423 - I JUST THINK THE ACHIEVEMENT STUFF 613 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,293 DOESN'T GIVE THE SAME VISCERAL APPEAL AS BREASTS. 614 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,861 I'M ASSUMING MEN ARE A LARGE PART 615 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:55,995 OF YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE, RIGHT? 616 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,797 - THEY ARE. AND MEN DO LIKE BOOBS. 617 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:58,731 - THEY COULD BE BIGGER EVEN. 618 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,500 - UH, WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO STEP OUTSIDE 619 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,601 FOR A SECOND AND DISCUSS-- 620 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,802 - NO, WE'RE GOOD. 621 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:03,903 THE KID'S RIGHT. 622 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,406 LET'S GO WITH THE SEX THING. 623 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,375 - WELL DONE, SQUEEGEE. 624 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,243 VERY PROUD. 625 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,713 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME SIT IN ON THAT MEETING. 626 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,717 IT'S SO INSPIRING SEEING SUCH SMART AND CAPABLE WOMEN 627 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,718 DOING THIS STUFF. 628 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,388 I MEAN, IT ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO BE IN P.R. 629 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,524 AND, LIKE, CHANGE THE WORLD BY MANIPULATING PUBLIC OPINION. 630 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,695 - YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO CALL THAT A VICTORY AND MOVE ON. 631 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,730 - DEAL. LET'S GET A DRINK. 632 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,506 - HEY. 633 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:40,607 - HEY. 634 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,575 - OH, HEY. 635 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,911 - [flatly] HEY. 636 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:50,817 - JUST FOUND OUT SHE'S BEEN HANGING AROUND 637 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,985 WITH THAT GUY IN 415. 638 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:54,454 - DWAYNE? WITH THE MYNA BIRD? 639 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,856 - YEAH. HE'S GOT A 55" TV. 640 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,359 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, CARL. 641 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,560 IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF YOUR TV, 642 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,928 IT'S THE QUALITY OF YOUR PROGRAMMING. 643 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,896 - 55-INCHER. 644 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,897 THAT'S JUST FREAKISH. 645 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:05,932 AT LEAST MINE'S PROPORTIONAL 646 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,000 TO THE SIZE OF MY APARTMENT. 647 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,370 OH, WELL. 648 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,905 - LISTEN, CARL, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE UNPLEASANTNESS, 649 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,808 AND I HOPE WE CAN KEEP UP GOOD NEIGHBORLY RELATIONS. 650 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,310 - YEAH. 651 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,979 WELL, HEY, LATER ON MAYBE YOU WANT TO BRO IT UP? 652 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:20,947 - "BRO IT UP"? 653 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,751 - MAYBE BRO OUT? 654 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,952 - NO. UH, NO. 655 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,387 I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 656 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,989 - SO BE IT. 47150

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