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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:05,239 - SO LONG STORY SHORT, 2 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:08,109 OBVIOUSLY, THIS DOES NOT MAKE YOUR COMPANY LOOK VERY GOOD. 3 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,477 NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FIX YOURSELF INTERNALLY. 4 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,112 I KNOW THAT. 5 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:13,047 BUT YOU ALSO NEED NEW MARKETING, NEW MEDIA POSITIONING, 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:14,482 NEW EVERYTHING, REALLY. 7 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:17,118 IN P.R. WE LIKE TO CALL THAT REBRANDING. 8 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:20,054 YOU BUILD A STRATEGY. YOU RAISE YOUR MARKET VALUE. 9 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:22,390 YOU CREATE A BRAND-NEW PERCEPTION. 10 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:25,093 NOW, IS THAT EASY TO DO? NO, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. 11 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,760 THE GOOD NEWS IS WE HAVE DONE IT MANY TIMES BEFORE... 12 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,230 - HEY, WHAT IS THAT? - WHAT'S WHAT? 13 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,564 - JUNE GREER WITH CHEMETEX. 14 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,833 BEFORE THE MEETING, SHE WAS ASKING EMMA 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,236 IF ALEX REALLY GOT DIVORCED. AND NOW... 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,370 - SHE'S TOTALLY GIVING HIM A LOOK. 17 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,372 - RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT IS? 18 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,141 - IT'S LUST. 19 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,343 SHE WANTS HIS STUFF. 20 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,844 OUR BOY'S BACK IN THE GAME! 21 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,115 I MEAN, THAT IS LUST, RIGHT? 22 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:50,118 - OKAY. WHAT IS THAT LOOK GOING ON WITH JUNE GREER? 23 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:52,586 - DAN THINKS IT MIGHT BE LUST. - NO, NO, THAT'S NOT LUST. 24 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,488 THAT'S THE WRONG ANGLE. 25 00:00:54,522 --> 00:00:58,792 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. COULD BE SHE'S HAVING A STROKE. 26 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:00,194 - OH, YOU GUYS, HERE SHE COMES. 27 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:01,862 THESE ARE THE FALL PROJECTIONS FOR THE... 28 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,432 BUSINESS THAT WE'RE DOING... 29 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:08,302 - BUT HER EYEBROWS, THEY'RE DOING THIS WEIRD UP THING. 30 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,138 - LIKE, "I'M FRIGHTENED BY MY DESIRE." 31 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,106 THAT'S A CHICK THING, RIGHT? - IT'S MORE LIKE A GUY THING 32 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:13,073 TO THINK THAT'S A CHICK THING. 33 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,476 MAYBE SHE JUST HAD SOME BAD YOGURT DOWNSTAIRS? 34 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,111 - DOES ANYONE KNOW JUNE? 35 00:01:17,145 --> 00:01:18,479 MAYBE SHE'S JUST DUMB, AND THAT'S HOW SHE LOOKS. 36 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,480 - NO. LOOK. 37 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:21,382 YES. IT IS ATTRACTION. 38 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,583 GOING IN...TOUCHING. 39 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,152 HUG, HUG, HUG! - YES! 40 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,786 WAIT--NO. 41 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,788 HER HANDS ARE GOING WAY TO HIGH. 42 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,290 WHAT IS THAT? - IT'S NOT ATTRACTION-BASED. 43 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,792 - OH, GOD, BACK PATS. - IT WAS PITY! 44 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:36,297 - NO WONDER I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT. 45 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,166 - WHAT? 46 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,800 - HEY. 47 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,569 [bluesy rock] 48 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:46,440 - * HELP ME, BABY, IF YOU CAN * 49 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:49,243 * SOMETIMES IT'S MORE 50 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,445 * THAN I CAN STAND 51 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:54,348 * HELP ME, BABY 52 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,384 * IF YOU CAN 53 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:58,852 * OH, HELP ME 54 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:01,389 * OH, YEAH 55 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:03,391 - ISN'T THAT ADORABLE? 56 00:02:03,424 --> 00:02:05,359 ALMOST MAKES ME WANT TO BE MARRIED AGAIN. 57 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:07,528 - YEAH. I'VE SEEN THE AD, STEPHEN. 58 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,596 - YES, BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE 59 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,164 YOU UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM, FRED. 60 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,599 IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT, 61 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,868 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SUCH A BIG PROBLEM WITH THIS. 62 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,937 - ONE SLIP IN 20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, 63 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,572 AND OUR STOCK'S DOWN 2%. 64 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,341 - WELL, NEXT TIME NAIL SOMETHING HOTTER, 65 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,509 AND YOUR STOCK MIGHT GO UP. 66 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,444 - SO WE NEED TO MOVE QUICKLY. 67 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:25,279 FIRST WE'RE GONNA PUT OUT A PRESS RELEASE 68 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,248 PAINTING YOU AS A VICTIM OF A SEX ADDICTION, 69 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,449 THEN WE'RE GONNA CHECK YOU INTO A CLINIC. 70 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,583 - CLINIC? I'M NOT A SEX ADDICT. 71 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:30,584 - JUST FOR APPEARANCES. 72 00:02:30,618 --> 00:02:32,220 - 'CAUSE IF IT'S ADDICTION, 73 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,355 THEN WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PANTRY--IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 74 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,456 - AFTER THE FIRST NEWS CYCLE DIES, 75 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,258 WE'RE GONNA STAGE A PRESS CONFERENCE 76 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,392 WHERE YOU'RE GONNA READ 77 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,261 A VERY CAREFULLY WORDED STATEMENT WRITTEN BY GREGG HERE. 78 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,962 - WHO, AS AN ASIDE, LOVES YOUR CURLY FRIES. 79 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,931 - AND WITH YOUR TRUSTY WIFE BY YOUR SIDE, 80 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,267 YOU WILL ANNOUNCE THAT YOU'RE PUTTING THE INCIDENT BEHIND YOU 81 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,935 AND MOVING ON. 82 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,002 - IN CRISIS MANAGEMENT OF A SEXUAL INCIDENT, 83 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:51,505 HAVING THE WRONG SPOUSE ON THE PODIUM IS CRUCIAL. 84 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,607 - BUT MY WIFE WANTS MY GHOULIES ON A GRIDDLE, 85 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:54,975 I HEAR YOU SAY. 86 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:58,479 RELAX. HELEN HERE IS OUR PIN-UP PROBLEM SOLVER. 87 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,283 SHE WILL MEET WITH WIFEY, AND BISH-BOSH--PROBLEM SOLVED. 88 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,985 - SO WITHOUT BEDS, MY KIDS HAD TO DO SLEEPING BAGS, 89 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,119 WHICH I TRIED TO MAKE FUN 90 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:09,290 BY PRETENDING WE WERE IN A POST-APOCALYPTIC SCENARIO. 91 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,592 WHICH PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP MY ENTIRE SITUATION. 92 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,261 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 93 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,428 YOU WORKING ON THAT POTTERS THING? 94 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:17,565 - WAS. I AM NOW SETTING YOU UP ON AN ONLINE DATING SITE. 95 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,600 - WHAT? - HOW FAR DID YOU GET? 96 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,235 - OH, JUST BASIC STATS. FLESH IT OUT. 97 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,603 I'LL PROOF IT WHEN I GET BACK. 98 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:23,971 - THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? 99 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:25,439 - NO, ALEX, IT'S A PLAN. 100 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:26,974 YOU NEED TO REBRAND. 101 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:29,377 AND FROM A P.R. PERSPECTIVE, THIS IS PERFECT. 102 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,811 THIS IS TOTAL CONTROL OVER 103 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,413 EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR PRODUCT IMAGE. 104 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,881 IT'S LIKE YOUR PITCH TO CHEMETEX-- 105 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,916 REBRAND, REBUILD, MOVE ON WITH CONFIDENCE. 106 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,018 - CHEMETEX LEAKED A GAS THAT TURNED OTTERS BALD. 107 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,587 PEOPLE DESPISE THEM. 108 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,322 - WELL, PEOPLE PITY YOU. SO EMOTIONALLY, 109 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,291 YOU'RE LEAKING A GAS THAT TURNS OTTERS BALD. 110 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:45,526 - ALEX, HOW MUCH ON THE OUTSIDE DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SQUAT? 111 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,860 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 112 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,429 - I'M GONNA SAY 400 POUNDS. 113 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,264 WHAT ARE YOU, ABOUT 6'2", 6'3"? 114 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,932 - NO. - OKAY, DO YOU WANT NOT SMILING, 115 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,834 OR SMILING, BUT A SIMPLETON? 116 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,936 - OOF. WHAT WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH? 117 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,938 - THERE'S A GUN TO MY HEAD, I'M ASSUMING. 118 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,007 I WOULD GO WITH... 119 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,875 THE GUN AND DYING. 120 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,411 - NOT SMILING. HE SHOULD LOOK SEROUS. 121 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,613 - I NEED A BOOK AND A COUPLE OF INTERESTS. 122 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:08,882 - OH, OKAY, FAVORITE BOOK... SOME HEMINGWAY KIND OF THING. 123 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,051 AND INTERESTS-- SHOULD BE MASCULINE. 124 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,986 - BOW HUNTING. - WHAT'S BOW HUNTING? 125 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,289 - IT'S WHERE YOU HUNT USING A BOW AND ARROW. 126 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,425 IT'S FRICKING AWESOME. - NO, THAT IS WAY TOO MASCULINE. 127 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,428 IT SHOULD BE LIKE EXOTIC CUISINE AND SNORKELING. 128 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:24,298 - I TOOK RIFLERY AT CAMP. PUT SHARPSHOOTER. 129 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,634 UM...WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 130 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,902 - UH, BECAUSE EVER SINCE JUNE GREER GAVE YOU A PITY HUG, 131 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,538 EVERYONE CALLS YOU "BACK PATTY." 132 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,072 - GREAT. WELL, YOU KNOW, 133 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,007 I AM DEALING WITH SOME RATHER SERIOUS ISSUES. 134 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,843 I JUST WENT THROUGH A PRETTY ROUGH DIVORCE. 135 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,412 - SEE? BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. "MY FEELINGS." 136 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,413 IT'S ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT. 137 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:42,049 WHAT ARE WE, TEEN GIRLS? YOU NEED TO MOVE ON. 138 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,417 YOU NEED TO GET BACK IN THE GAME. 139 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,886 YOU NEED TO WIN. - UM, I HAVE A WIN. 140 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,988 I HAVE TWO WINS. - OH, BROTHER. 141 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,423 - AND YOU KNOW, IF THIS IS SO GREAT, 142 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,891 WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT, HUH? 143 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:52,826 I'M NOT THE ONLY SINGLE ADULT AROUND HERE WITH BAGGAGE. 144 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,895 I DON'T HAVE BAGGAGE. - DARLING, YOUR FIANCE DIED. 145 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,430 YOU'RE LIKE A COACH OUTLET EXPLODED. 146 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:57,965 JUST BECAUSE YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT IT DOESN'T MEAN-- 147 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,401 - WILL YOU DO IT IF I DO IT? - OR WE COULD JUST 148 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,536 CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN, AND YOU AND I COULD JUST-- 149 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,972 - THEN IT'S A DEAL. WE EACH GO ON ONE DATE. 150 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,107 LET'S GET OUT THERE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 151 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,910 ONE LITTLE STEP FORWARD. 152 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,446 - [scoffs] 153 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,016 - MRS. POTTER, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 154 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,985 - DOROTHY. PLEASE. 155 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,052 - I'M NOT HERE TO SAY 156 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:20,954 THAT THIS ISN'T A PAINFUL TIME FOR YOU EMOTIONALLY. 157 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:23,357 I'M SURE THAT IT IS. HOW PAINFUL? 158 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:24,925 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT YOU. 159 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,461 - NEITHER OF US IS. 160 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,963 - BUT LET'S JUST PUT EMOTION ASIDE 161 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,599 AND JUST LOOK AT THE FACTS AND CONSIDER 162 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,100 WHY YOU BEING WITH YOUR HUSBAND AT THIS PRESS CONFERENCE 163 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,167 IS A GREAT IDEA. 164 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:38,005 ONE--YOU ARE A MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER IN A BUSINESS 165 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:40,674 THAT IS LOSING VALUE EVERY DAY THAT THE SCANDAL DRAGS ON. 166 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:46,580 - UH, WHERE IS EVERYBODY? - CHEMETEX MEETING GOT PUSHED, 167 00:05:46,614 --> 00:05:48,115 SO WE'RE PICKING YOUR ONLINE WOMAN. 168 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,550 - OH, I WAS GONNA LOOK AT THAT STUFF TONIGHT. 169 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,419 - WENDYKINS. 170 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,121 LIKES FARMER'S MARKETS, POT-BELLIED PIGS. 171 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,623 CUTE. LOVES TO LAUGH. 172 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,925 - TRANSLATION: WEIRD-LOOKING. LOVES TO COMPLAIN. 173 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,428 FIRST RULE-- DISCARD ALL PHOTOS 174 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,895 THAT DON'T SHOW THE BODY. 175 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,631 NECK UP MEANS THEY'RE FAT. 176 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,633 BODY LOOKS OKAY, BUT THE PHOTO'S OLD-- 177 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:06,634 THEY'RE FAT. 178 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,636 WEIRD POSE? FAT. 179 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,604 - IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT THE PERSONAL INFORMATION. 180 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,541 YOU WANT A LONG LIST OF INTERESTS, HOBBIES, PASSIONS. 181 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,108 - THAT INDICATES A WOMAN WHO NEVER LEAVES 182 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,544 HER UNICORN-THEMED BEDROOM. 183 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:19,079 YOU WANT A PHOTO AND TWO INTERESTS--TOPS. 184 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:20,448 - SO I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN 185 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,915 WITH A RECENT PHOTO OF HER ENTIRE BODY 186 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:23,951 WHO IS DEVOID OF QUALITIES. 187 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:24,952 - YES. 188 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,587 - SO I PICKED THE DATE. 189 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:27,988 ALAN52. 190 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,923 - SEE? THIS IS GOOD. - THANKS. 191 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,125 - FULL BODY. TAKEN AT A RECENT GAME. 192 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,061 DECENT-LOOKING BUT NOT TOO HANDSOME. 193 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,630 FLIES GLIDERS. I CAN'T SEE ANY PITFALLS. 194 00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,532 NICE WORK. - NOW GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 195 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,834 FOUND SOME FOR YOU, TOO, ALEX. 196 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,135 - ON THE FISHERMAN'S WIDOWS SITE? 197 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,004 - NO, NO, THESE ARE GOOD. 198 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,439 THIS ONE! - RIGHT? 199 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,107 DAWN27. 200 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,909 ARE YOU EXCITED? 201 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,110 - NO. 202 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:52,112 - FIRST DATE'S ALL ABOUT PACKAGING. 203 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,914 ONE WORD--PEACOCKING. 204 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:56,484 YOU WANT BOLD ELEMENTS THAT DRAW IN THE EYE 205 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:58,652 AND STARTS A CONVERSATION. WATCH. 206 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,922 EMMA. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS TIE? 207 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,056 - IT'S RIDICULOUS. 208 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,958 - BUT YOU NOTICED IT. 209 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,561 - BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME ABOUT IT SPECIFICALLY. 210 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,062 - AND NOW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IT. 211 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,098 - NO, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT. - TECHNICALLY, IF BOTH OF US 212 00:07:11,131 --> 00:07:13,000 ARE TALKING, THEN WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 213 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,135 - THEN I'LL JUST LEAVE. 214 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,504 - PEACOCKING. 215 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,906 ANYWAY, I HAVE ONE MORE WORD. 216 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,908 IT'S ALSO A QUESTION. 217 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,476 BODY WASH? - WHAT? 218 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,044 - WHAT BODY WASH ARE YOU GONNA USE? 219 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,913 - DO YOU MEAN LIKE SOAP? - NO. LIKE BODY WASH. 220 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,014 IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. 221 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:30,518 BODY WASH IS THE FOUNDATION OF YOUR ENTIRE PACKAGE. 222 00:07:30,551 --> 00:07:32,085 I USE ALPINE RUSH. 223 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,654 BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE OTHERS. 224 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,656 - I USE THAT. YEAH. 225 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,591 IT'S LIKE PURPLE WITH A RIVER. 226 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,927 - IT'S BLUE WITH A MOUNTAIN AND LIGHTNING. 227 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,161 PURPLE? LIKE FOR WOMEN? 228 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,096 - WELL, DARK PURPLE. I MEAN, BLACK EVEN. 229 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,965 - WITH FLOWING WATER. 230 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,501 THE CLASSIC SYMBOL OF FEMININITY. 231 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,102 - IT'S RAPIDS. ROARING RAPIDS. 232 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,205 YOU'VE USED PURPLE BODY WASH, RIGHT? 233 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,942 - I USE SOAP, GREG. IT'S WHITE. 234 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,244 - DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PEACOCKING? 235 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,981 - ISN'T IT EXCITING? YOU'RE ON A DATE. 236 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,016 - OH, IT'S EXTRAORDINARY. 237 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:05,553 - NEW ALEX. HOW'S HE DOING? 238 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,120 - HE'S WAITING AT A RIDICULOUS RESTAURANT 239 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,856 WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE SOME CLOWN MAGIC 240 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,991 POPPING OUT OF HIS POCKET AS FLAIR. 241 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,026 HOW ARE YOU? A-AREN'T YOU ON YOUR DATE? 242 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,862 - YEAH. HE'S PEEING. AGAIN. 243 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,129 HE'S QUITE A PEE-ER. 244 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,130 - OH, I THINK-- AH, SHE'S HERE. 245 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,666 I GOTTA GO. 246 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,033 JUST 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL ASK, 247 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,635 SHE'S--WOW. SHE'S REALLY PRETTY. 248 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:23,904 - REMEMBER, REBRANDING. NEW ALEX. NO MESS. 249 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,238 - OKAY. 250 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,040 - HEY. - HEY. 251 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,577 - ANOTHER ROUND? - WHY NOT? 252 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,047 - YOU CAN'T GET PAST THE HAND THING. 253 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,583 THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. - NO, IT'S FINE. 254 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,685 I'M JUST DOING THIS TO ENCOURAGE A FRIEND ANYWAY, SO... 255 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,319 - OH. THEN I'LL JUST TELL YOU. 256 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,655 I LOST MY BLADDER IN THE SAME GLIDER ACCIDENT. 257 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:45,125 NOW I HAVE A MONKEY BLADDER. 258 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,161 - OH. THOSE ARE SMALL. 259 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,668 - VENISON ANKLES ON A BED OF SKATE. 260 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,003 THE SNAKE PASTE IS JUST FOR SMELL. 261 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,872 DON'T EAT IT. IT'S POISON. 262 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,007 - I GOTTA SAY... 263 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,208 FOR SOMEBODY WHO JUST GOT A DIVORCE, 264 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,043 YOU ARE REALLY PRETTY TOGETHER. 265 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,345 - I AM, ACTUALLY. I-I'M DOING GREAT. 266 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,014 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, AS SUCH THINGS GO, 267 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,916 WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY NOT SO GREAT. 268 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,151 BUT, UH, REALLY, I, YOU KNOW, I FEEL GREAT. 269 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:12,352 - GREAT. 270 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,054 - I USUALLY DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 271 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,923 I DON'T EVEN REALLY THINK ABOUT IT THAT MUCH ANYMORE. 272 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,057 I'VE PRETTY MUCH MOVED ON. 273 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,627 IN FACT, THAT'S THE LAST SENTENCE I'M GONNA MENTION. 274 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,393 MY DIVORCE. 275 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,262 WELL, THAT WAS THE LAST SENTENCE. 276 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,131 - I'M RECENTLY DIVORCED. 277 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,666 - OH, REALLY? 278 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,334 WELL...YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 279 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,302 - AS SUCH THINGS GO. 280 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,071 - [laughs] YOU KNOW, I WAS WORRIED 281 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,272 THIS WAS GONNA BE A LITTLE WEIRD 282 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:34,141 AND AWKWARD, YOU KNOW, 283 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,375 BUT I THINK WE'RE DOING QUITE WELL. 284 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,244 I LOVE THIS PLACE. 285 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,347 BEST DEER ANKLES IN THE CITY. 286 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,183 - [sobbing] 287 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,886 - UM, ARE YOU OKAY? 288 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,623 - NO. I'M NOT. 289 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:53,661 I'M SURE THE DEER DIDN'T SUFFER GREATLY. 290 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:56,997 THERE WAS ACTUALLY A FAIRLY LONG SPELL OF CRYING 291 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,632 AT THE RESTAURANT, AND THEN THAT FINALLY ENDED, 292 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,901 AND THEN WE TOOK A WALK IN THIS LITTLE PARK 293 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,069 AND, UH, WE TALKED ABOUT THE CRYING. 294 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:05,005 - [laughing] MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. 295 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,406 SO GUESS HOW MANY PARTS MY GUY WAS MISSING. 296 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,909 HINT: ONE IS TOO FEW. 297 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,377 - ACTUALLY, IT WAS PRETTY GREAT. 298 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,012 - WHAT? HOW? 299 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,681 - 'CAUSE WE GENUINELY CONNECTED, YOU KNOW? 300 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,649 WE JUST DROPPED ALL THE PRETENSE 301 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,051 AND WE WERE MESSY AND REAL AND, YOU KNOW...HUMAN. 302 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,120 - OH, YUCK. TELL ME YOU DIDN'T CRY. 303 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,889 - WE BOTH DID. 304 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,423 BUT IN THIS TOTALLY GREAT WAY. 305 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,026 - ALEX, THERE IS NO GREAT WAY TO-- 306 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,128 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REBRANDING--THIS IS NEW ALEX. 307 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,229 [squeak] 308 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,932 - OOPS. OKAY, I GOTTA GO. 309 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,201 OKAY. WE'RE JUST GONNA CALL THIS A GREAT PRACTICE RUN, 310 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,303 AND I'M GONNA SEND YOU A NEW PROFILE LINK, OKAY? 311 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,105 THEN WE'LL DISCUSS. 312 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,673 - NO, DON'T-- 313 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,308 - SO...THE FLAIR. DID IT WORK? 314 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,410 - NO. NO. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS RIDICULOUS. 315 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,112 - SO YOU TALKED ABOUT IT. 316 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,313 - WE TALKED ABOUT YOU. 317 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,016 SHE SAID THAT YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES 318 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,350 AND THAT YOU PROBABLY NEED THERAPY. 319 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,987 - SO IT DID WORK. 320 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,923 - LIKE A CHARM. 321 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,958 - OKAY. SELECT PRESS IS GONNA BE COVERING 322 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,193 YOUR ENTRANCE TO THE CLINIC. YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK CONTRITE, 323 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,461 READY TO MOVE ON. 324 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,430 STEPHEN AND GREGG ARE GONNA HANDLE THE PRESS. 325 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,132 YOU GOTTA LOSE THE JACKET AND THE TIE. 326 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,134 THIS IS A MOMENT OF PENANCE. YOU WANNA READ AS VULNERABLE. 327 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,468 WE ALREADY DID YOUR PATIENT FORMS. 328 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,938 - I FILLED THEM OUT MYSELF. - CHEER UP, FRED. 329 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,040 I ONCE BOOKED MYSELF INTO A SEX ADDICTION CLINIC 330 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,307 IN GSTAAD FOR A VACATION. 331 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,344 LET'S JUST SAY WHEN I LEFT I NEEDED A VACATION. 332 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,446 - WAIT. I'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANY KIND OF 333 00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:21,314 ANIMAL OR OBJECT. 334 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,083 - I JUST WANTED TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE 335 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,284 YOU HAD IT REAL BAD. 336 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,887 - AND I CHEATED TWICE. NOT 3,000 TIMES. 337 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,421 - OH. I THOUGHT YOU SAID ONCE. - CAR'S HERE. 338 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,123 HELEN. TIM DYMUND'S ON LINE THREE. 339 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,425 - AH! THANK YOU. YOUR WIFE'S LAWYERS. 340 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,494 IT'S ALL WORKING OUT. OKAY, GOOD LUCK. 341 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,196 - THAT'S MY LITTLE STAR FRUIT. 342 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,932 I HOPE YOU PACKED AMPLE SUPPLIES OF EMOLLIENT. 343 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,200 WITH ALL THOSE NYMPHOS IN ONE PLACE, 344 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:42,435 THERE'S A SERIOUS RISK OF CHAFING. 345 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,205 - TIM, HI. HOW IS EVERYTHING? 346 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,339 - GOOD, GOOD. 347 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:49,042 I JUST GOT A RESPONSE FROM MRS. POTTER 348 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,143 ABOUT YOUR PROPOSAL - EXCELLENT. 349 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,378 WHAT'D SHE THINK? - BASICALLY, 350 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,013 MRS. POTTER SAID HER HUSBAND CAN-- 351 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,948 KIND OF AN ANATOMICAL IMPOSSIBILITY. 352 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:58,085 BUT IT INVOLVES HIM HANGING HIMSELF FROM... 353 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,387 WELL...I'M TRYING TO THINK OF A GOOD RHYME WORD. 354 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,056 - OKAY, I, UH-- - MAYBE "TOTEM"? 355 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,925 - NO, I GOT IT LIKE FOREVER AGO. 356 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,060 TIM, I NEED YOU TO GET ME ANOTHER CHANCE. 357 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,962 LET ME JUST SIT DOWN WITH HER AGAIN. 358 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,030 I CAN CONVINCE HER. 359 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,464 - MAYBE...IF YOU... 360 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,334 GO OUT WITH ME? DRINKS, FRIDAY? 361 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,369 - COFFEE IS A DRINK, AND I AM AVAILABLE 362 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,305 THE THIRD FRIDAY IN JUNE, 2012. 363 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,908 - DEAL. I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 364 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,042 [phone beeps off] 365 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,510 - [sighs] 366 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:30,918 - ARE YOU STILL WORKING ON THAT POTTERS THING? 367 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,352 - YEAH. UH, JUST A LITTLE TRICKIER THAN I THOUGHT. 368 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,021 YOU HEADED HOME? 369 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,056 - NO, I'M HEADED OUT. I'M MEETING DAWN AT THE PARK. 370 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,324 - WAIT. WHAT?! 371 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,425 - I'M GOING OUT WITH DAWN. 372 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,927 YOU KNOW, THE ONLINE GIRL? 373 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,328 - YEAH, DAWN27. AGAIN? 374 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,395 BECAUSE THE PLAN WAS THAT-- 375 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,463 - I KNOW WHAT YOUR PLAN WAS. 376 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,098 BUT WHAT CAN I SAY? I LIKE HER. 377 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,433 I'D LIKE TO SEE HER AGAIN. 378 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,101 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 379 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,470 DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 380 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,041 THEN I'M LIKE, 381 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,308 MY LIFE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THIS. 382 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,376 AND NOW IT'S THIS? 383 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:57,344 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT "THIS" IS. 384 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,312 AND IF THIS IS THIS, THEN WHO THE HELL AM I? 385 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,282 - AND WHY AM I CRYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CEREAL AISLE? 386 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,917 - EXACTLY. AND CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 387 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,019 A MAN CRYING-- PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE THAT. 388 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,454 MM-MM. I'VE SEEN THE MARKET RESEARCH. 389 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,989 - OH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH A MAN CRYING? 390 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,390 - IT'S TOTALLY GAY IS WHAT. 391 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,125 I CAN SAY THAT BECAUSE I'M GAY. 392 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,127 - GAY, AND A COMPLETE JERK. 393 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,329 - MOVE ON, TROY. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL NEVER 394 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,065 GET ANOTHER CHANCE TO SEE WICKED. 395 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,466 - WELL, MY HUSBAND NEVER CRIES. 396 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,134 - I CRIED WHEN DAVID DIED. 397 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,971 - THAT DUMB BIRD? 398 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:24,838 - SOME PEOPLE FEEL THREATENED 399 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,140 WHEN OTHER PEOPLE EXPRESS EMOTIONS, 400 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,342 BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID TO CONFRONT THEIR OWN. 401 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,443 - EXACTLY. THANK YOU. [cell phone rings] 402 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,945 I HAVE A FRIEND AT WORK 403 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,313 WHO IS LIKE THE POSTER CHILD FOR THAT. 404 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,949 OH, HERE SHE IS. EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 405 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,417 - YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER UNDERSTOOD MY RELATIONSHIP 406 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,186 WITH DAVID. - OH, PLEASE. 407 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:40,387 - HEY, GUESS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT? 408 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,222 MEN CRYING. 409 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,291 - OKAY, YES. THAT IS JUST AS I THOUGHT. 410 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,327 ALEX, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? - ABOUT WHAT? 411 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,129 - YOU WANT TO PUT YOURSELF BACK OUT THERE--GREAT. 412 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,064 BUT YOU SURE YOU WANT TO FLING YOURSELF 413 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,967 INTO A RELATIONSHIP IMMEDIATELY WITH THIS BROODING DAWN-TYPE? 414 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,168 - HELEN, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. 415 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,104 - I AM LOOKING AT HER PROFILE RIGHT NOW. 416 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,238 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HER FAVORITE BOOK IS? 417 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,040 THE LOVELY BONES. 418 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,109 JONI MITCHELL-- ALL OVER THIS THING. 419 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,944 OH, ONE OF HER SPECIAL INTERESTS-- 420 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,079 CANDLES. JUST SIMPLY CANDLES. 421 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,014 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 422 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,017 - MY PROFILE SAYS I CAN SQUAT 400 POUNDS. 423 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,318 - JUST, FROM WHAT I CAN DEDUCE FROM THIS, 424 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,453 SHE IS JUST A DEMENTED VAMPIRE WOMAN 425 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,322 WHO FEEDS OFF OF EMOTIONAL TORMENT. 426 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,457 AND I JUST DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW. 427 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,026 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? TO HANG UP. 428 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,227 WHICH I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 429 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:33,206 [phone beeps off] [sighs] 430 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,209 - HEY, READY FOR DRINKS WITH MRS. POTTER? 431 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,544 - YEAH, UM... 432 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,212 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 433 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,981 - YEAH. JUST... 434 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,083 TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS MRS. POTTER SITUATION. 435 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,251 - YEAH, IT'S A TOUGH ONE. 436 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,285 - YEAH, SHE JUST SEEMS LIKE SHE'S LOCKED 437 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,353 IN THIS REALLY ANGRY PLACE. 438 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,554 - UH, MY WIFE TOLD ME THIS-- 439 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,389 SOMETIMES WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE 440 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,925 IN AN EMOTIONAL PLACE, WE OFTEN MAKE THE MISTAKE 441 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,493 OF THINKING WE NEED TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS 442 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,062 INSTEAD OF JUST LISTENING AND BEING SUPPORTIVE. 443 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,097 - SO W-WITH MRS. POTTER-- 444 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,933 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST BE MORE SYMPATHETIC AND EMOTIONAL? 445 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,969 - WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. 446 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,071 - WHY? - BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S A TRAP. 447 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,139 - GREGG, PLEASE. I'M IN A SITUATION HERE. 448 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,041 - AND I KNOW IT MUST BE VERY HARD FOR YOU. 449 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:18,018 - LOOK, HELEN, EVERYTHING IN THIS MAKES LOGICAL SENSE. 450 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,319 IT'S JUST THAT... 451 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,355 I REMEMBER OUR HONEYMOON LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY. 452 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,957 AND THEN THIS. 453 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,026 - I UNDERSTAND. 454 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,028 BUT THE PROPOSAL DOES MAKE SENSE, RIGHT? 455 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:29,362 IF YOU PUT THE EMOTIONS ASIDE-- 456 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,530 - WELL, IT IS HARD TO MOVE ON. 457 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,465 BETRAYAL LIKE THAT FROM SOMEONE YOU TRUST. 458 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,334 I MEAN, YOU HAVE A PARTNER-- 459 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:35,535 - OH, I UNDERSTAND. 460 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:38,271 I WAS ENGAGED. BUT LOGICALLY, 461 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,539 IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR-- - WAS? 462 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,274 - MM-HMM. - DIDN'T WORK OUT? 463 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,475 - UH, NO. BUT I MEAN, NOT LIKE THIS. 464 00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,544 UH, WITH US, 465 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,546 IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT ON A LARGER SCALE. 466 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,348 [slurps] 467 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,482 LIKE LIFE-WISE. 468 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,119 IN THAT HE DIDN'T, UH, LIVE. 469 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,122 BUT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU. - OH, NO, HELEN. 470 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,324 I'M SO SORRY. - OH, NO, IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. 471 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,525 WE HAD ISSUES. 472 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,994 AND WE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO FIX THEM. 473 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,329 BECAUSE, UM-- - I UNDERSTAND. 474 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,131 - NO, NO. I'M-- I'M JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS 475 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,299 TO ILLUSTRATE A POINT IN YOUR SITUATION, WHICH IS HOW YOU-- 476 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,035 - IT MUST HAVE BEEN VERY PAINFUL. 477 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,538 - NO, IT'S FINE. [sobs, sniffles] 478 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,474 [sobbing] IF YOU JUST WANT TO LOOK REALLY QUICKLY-- 479 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,777 WOULD YOU MIND TAKING ANOTHER LOOK REALLY FAST 480 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,248 AT PAGE TWO? [sobbing] 481 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,483 I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT INTERESTING. 482 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,458 - THIS HAS BEEN A HARD TIME FOR ME AND DOROTHY, 483 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,094 AND I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT 484 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,196 AND FOR CONTINUING TO SUPPORT FAMILY VALUES. 485 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,431 - HELEN, MY OLD CHUFF, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID THIS, 486 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,766 BUT GOOD EGGS. 487 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,569 GOD! IF-- IF I HAD YOUR SKILL 488 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,571 TALKING WOMEN INTO THINGS... 489 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,406 WELL, I'D BE DEAD FROM EXHAUSTION. 490 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,208 PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. 491 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,577 - PROBABLY. - OH, RIGHT. 492 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,546 - SO, HOW'D IT GO LAST NIGHT? 493 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,482 LET ME GUESS. 494 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,750 YOU GUYS TALKED ABOUT FEELINGS. YOU CRIED, SHE CRIED. 495 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,419 YOU TALKED ABOUT CRYING. - WE TALKED ABOUT 496 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,554 NORMAL HUMAN REACTIONS TO EMOTIONAL TRAUMA. 497 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,823 WE WERE OPEN AND HONEST WITH EACH OTHER. 498 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,825 - SHEESH. IF THAT'S WHAT A DATE WITH DAWN SOUNDS LIKE, 499 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,826 I CAN SEE THE APPEAL. 500 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,161 - I'M SORRY. ARE YOU JEALOUS? 501 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,262 - NO, I'M NOT-- 502 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,299 HEY. EYES FRONT, HACK. 503 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,069 NO, I'M NOT JEALOUS. 504 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,237 IT'S JUST... WE USED TO TALK. 505 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,471 - WELL, YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT 506 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,140 ANY OF THE THINGS I WANT TO TALK ABOUT. 507 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,209 - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE WRONG THINGS. 508 00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,343 SO I'M JUST TRYING TO FIX YOU-- 509 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,777 - WELL, GOD, I DON'T WANT TO BE FIXED. 510 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,045 YOU EVER THINK OF THAT? - WELL, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. 511 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,415 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU SEE EVERYTHING LIKE WORK, 512 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,150 LIKE IT'S A PROBLEM THAT HAS TO BE FIXED. 513 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,319 MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIX THAT. - THERE'S NOTHING TO BE FIXED, 514 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,087 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM... - I SEE. SO YOU'RE PERFECT. 515 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,288 - YEAH, MAYBE. MAYBE THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, 516 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,289 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT. 517 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,125 - AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY CLOSED OFF 518 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,392 AND UNSYMPATHETIC, THAT'S JUST FINE. 519 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:42,362 - UNSYMPATHETIC? I SLEPT WITH YOU! TWICE! 520 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,564 - SHH! 521 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,299 - HEY, GUY, SERIOUSLY. ON THE STATEMENT! 522 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,368 - YOU BOTH SOUND LIKE MY EX-WIFE. 523 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,103 - THERE. YOU HAPPY NOW? 524 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,238 - IF I'M SO CLOSED OFF, 525 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,272 WHY DID I SPEND ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT 526 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,873 TALKING WITH MRS. POTTER ABOUT MY DEAD FIANCE, 527 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,941 BAWLING MY EYES OUT? 528 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,110 - PROBABLY TO FIX THIS PROBLEM HERE, I'M GUESSING. 529 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,878 NICE WORK, BY THE WAY. 530 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,880 GOD, THIS GUY IS SUCH A DOG. 531 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,382 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GET HER UP THERE. 532 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,317 - WELL... [cameras clicking] 533 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,587 - DID-- DID HE JUST WINK AT YOU? 534 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,189 - NO, I THINK HE JUST-- 535 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,526 - AND IT'S JUST LIKE SOMETIMES 536 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,563 I LITERALLY THINK I CAN'T GET PAST IT. 537 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,465 - YEAH. - LIKE I'M STEPPING OFF 538 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,500 INTO THIS VOID. 539 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,869 LIKE AN UNCHARTED VOID. 540 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,372 - WELL, TECHNICALLY, ALL VOIDS ARE UNCHARTED. 541 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,774 BE NOTHING TO CHART, BUT, UM... 542 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,509 YEAH, I DON'T THINK OF IT AS SO MUCH AS A VOID 543 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,578 AS MORE LIKE KIND OF LIKE A NEW FRONTIER, 544 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,879 YOU KNOW, IT-- 545 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,581 YOU ALL RIGHT? 546 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,250 - I'M SORRY. 547 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,219 JUST THIS BENCH REMINDS ME OF THE ONE 548 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,920 THAT MY EX-HUSBAND PROPOSED ON. 549 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:44,157 - OH. OH, I KNOW. I-I KNOW THAT FEELING. 550 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,525 I PROPOSED IN A FOREST, 551 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,861 AND I'M STILL VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT TREES. 552 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,563 [chuckles] 553 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,265 WHERE'D HE PROPOSE? 554 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,867 - ON THAT BENCH RIGHT THERE. 555 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,869 - THAT BENCH RIGHT THERE? - MM-HMM. 556 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,838 - NO WONDER THIS BENCH REMINDS YOU OF THAT BENCH. 557 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,940 WELL... 558 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,475 AT LEAST WE'RE ON THIS BENCH. 559 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,777 - HE ASKED ME FOR A DIVORCE ON THIS BENCH. 560 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:05,778 - ON THIS BENCH. 561 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,316 SHOULDN'T WE MOVE ON, THEN, TO ANOTHER BENCH 562 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,184 WITH LESS EMOTIONAL AFFILIATION FOR YOU? 563 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,221 - THIS WHOLE PARK HAS SO MANY MEMORIES. 564 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,788 WE CAME HERE ALL THE TIME. 565 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,590 - TO THIS PARK. 566 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,426 - WE LIVED RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET. 567 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,494 - REALLY? HOW LONG AGO DID YOU GUYS SPLIT UP? 568 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,396 - OH, JUST LIKE THREE YEARS AGO. 569 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,465 - AND YET YOU KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS PARK. 570 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,234 - I KEEP TRYING OTHER PARKS. 571 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,535 BUT... 572 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,271 IT'S LIKE STEPPING OFF INTO AN UNCHARTED 573 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,306 both: VOID. - RIGHT. 574 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,209 - YEAH. - RIGHT. 575 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,788 [phone rings] 576 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:49,822 - HEY. 577 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,258 - HEY. UH-- 578 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,892 YOU HOME? IS IT OKAY TO CALL? 579 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,427 - YEAH. I'M STILL WORKING ON CHEMETEX. 580 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,263 HOW YOU DOING? YOU OKAY? 581 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,897 - YEAH. I'M JUST SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT 582 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:58,998 WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER, 583 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,934 HOW I CLOSE MYSELF OFF TO EMOTIONAL RESPONSES, AND I-- 584 00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,970 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK FEELINGS, ARE YOU? 585 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,572 - WELL, THAT'S WHY I CALLED YOU. 586 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,407 - YEAH. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT FEELINGS. 587 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,876 - RIGHT. 'CAUSE YOU HAVE DAWN. 588 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,010 - NO. BECAUSE I'VE MOVED ON FROM DAWN, 589 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,011 AND AS A RESULT, 590 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,582 I DON'T EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT FEELINGS AGAIN. 591 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,284 - OH. SO... 592 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,419 - SO... 593 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,954 - YOU WANNA COME OVER AND... 594 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,223 NOT TALK ABOUT FEELINGS? 595 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,626 - OKAY. 596 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:31,398 UM...SAY 15 MINUTES? 597 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,399 - 10. 598 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,933 - OH, I CAN DO IT IN 7. 599 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,302 - THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 600 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,306 - OKAY, REMEMBER, WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER 601 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,273 AT THE OFFICE, WE HAVE TO ACT LIKE 602 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,841 WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER SINCE YESTERDAY. 603 00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,544 - IT'S NOT MY FIRST RODEO. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 604 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,878 IF WE LEAVE AT THE SAME TIME, 605 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,879 WE'RE GONNA ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME, 606 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:47,980 AND THEN PEOPLE WILL GUESS. 607 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,081 - WE DON'T HAVE TO GET TO THE OFFICE AT THE SAME TIME. 608 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,418 I CAN JUST SIT IN MY CAR IN THE GARAGE FOR A WHILE. 609 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,819 - THEN THE GARAGE GUY'S GONNA KNOW 610 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,020 WHEN HE SEES US DRIVE IN TOGETHER. 611 00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,622 - SO WHAT? HE'S A GARAGE GUY. 612 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,889 - YEAH, WELL, THE GARAGE GUY 613 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,425 IS GONNA TALK TO THE OTHER GARAGE GUY 614 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,926 WHO'S GONNA TALK TO THE SECURITY GUYS, 615 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,394 AND THEY TALK TO EVERYBODY. - WELL, I GUESS 616 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,995 I COULD JUST HANG OUT HERE FOR A WHILE. 617 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:05,298 - YOU STAY IN MY APARTMENT BY YOURSELF? 618 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,434 NO. THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH, WAY TOO FAST. 619 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,502 - WELL, HOW ABOUT I JUST GO STAND OUT ON A STREET CORNER 620 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:10,903 FOR LIKE 11 MINUTES? 621 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,440 - OH, WOULD YOU MIND? THANK YOU! 622 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,109 COME ON! 623 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,512 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 624 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,316 - SO BE IT. 45858

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