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I'LL USE THAT IN MY PITCH. 7 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,484 "LANDON UMBRELLAS, WE HAVE NOTHING, 8 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,818 "BECAUSE THERE'S NO POINT IN TRYING. 9 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:18,919 SORRY." 10 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,489 SO THIS GUY RUNNING WITH THE NEWSPAPER OVER HIS HEAD, 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:22,656 THAT'S MANLY TO YOU? 12 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,392 - UH, IT'S MANLIER THAN CARRYING AROUND 13 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,827 A PORTABLE MAN AWNING TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM WATER. 14 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,762 - I'M USING HUMAN INGENUITY 15 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,364 TO CONQUER THE ELEMENTS. 16 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,465 HOW IS THAT NOT MANLY? 17 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,768 - YOUR MANLINESS IS NOT IN QUESTION. 18 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,771 IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO USE AN UMBRELLA 19 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:38,739 IF HE'S WITH A LADY, 20 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,441 SO AS LONG AS YOU'RE WITH ME, YOU'RE COOL. 21 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,542 - I SEE. 22 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,777 SO MY MASCULINITY IS DEFINED BY MY PROXIMITY TO YOU? 23 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,379 - YEAH. - HUH. 24 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,548 WELL, LET'S SEE, SHALL WE? - ALEX! 25 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,517 - NO, I STILL FEEL PRETTY MASCULINE. 26 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,219 IN FACT, I FEEL EVEN MORE MASCULINE, 27 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,821 BECAUSE I'M NOT S-- AAH! 28 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,657 - [laughs] - THAT'S GREAT. VERY FUNNY. 29 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,526 - SKINNY NUTMEG CAPPUCCINO, LOW-FAT PEACH MUFFIN, 30 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,693 AND MINI-SCONES! 31 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,495 - YEAH, THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 32 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,264 - IT'S NOT REALLY MINE. IT'S-- I'M JUST--IT'S FOR A WOMAN. 33 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:07,101 - RIGHT. LET ME HELP YOU. - OH. 34 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,302 - OOH, WELL DONE. 35 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:09,870 both: THANK YOU. 36 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,872 - MY POINT IS, IS IT NOT MORE MASCULINE 37 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,807 NOT TO CONFORM TO SOCIETAL NORMS? 38 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,209 - YEAH, BUT DON'T OVER-THINK IT. 39 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:16,710 IF WE'RE BOTH UNDER THE UMBRELLA TOGETHER, 40 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:17,878 YOU'RE STILL MANLY. 41 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,713 - YEAH, BUT SHOULDN'T I BE HOLDING IT? 42 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:22,716 [bluesy rock] 43 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:26,154 - * HELP ME, BABY IF YOU CAN * 44 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,822 * SOMETIMES IT'S MORE 45 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:31,459 * THAN I CAN STAND 46 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,794 * HELP ME, BABY 47 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,464 * IF YOU CAN 48 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:39,133 * OH, HELP ME 49 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:41,802 * OH, YEAH 50 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:42,870 - OKAY, UMBRELLAS. 51 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,738 WOMEN LOVE THEM, AND MEN DON'T. 52 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,274 SO TO GENERATE PRESS, 53 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,709 WE WOULD HAVE LANDON UMBRELLAS SPONSOR 54 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,911 A "MANLIEST JOBS IN AMERICA" COMPETITION, 55 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,247 WHERE COVERAGE WOULD FEATURE IMAGES 56 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:56,850 MARRYING YOUR PRODUCT TO IMAGES OF "REAL MEN," 57 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,853 SUCH AS COPS, CONSTRUCTION WORKERS, 58 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:02,723 MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES, TRUCKERS, FIREFIGHTERS, 59 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:06,694 ALL THE WAY TO RODEO COWBOYS, RANCHERS, AND LOGGERS. 60 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,730 - HMM. 61 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:10,931 I'M WONDERING IF, UM-- 62 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,666 - WONDERING IF THE MANLIEST JOB IN AMERICA 63 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,502 IS BEING A MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE? 64 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,504 [laughter] 65 00:02:16,537 --> 00:02:18,572 - [chuckles] WELL... 66 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,175 THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY JUST STOCK PHOTOS. 67 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:23,877 THE ACTUAL SUBMISSIONS WOULD BE MUCH LESS, 68 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,746 YOU KNOW, DADDIES AND BEARS. 69 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,816 - ALSO THERE WAS NOT A TRUCKER IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. 70 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,384 SO... 71 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,854 - AH. 72 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,859 - SO DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU 73 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:39,860 WHY THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCOOL? 74 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,462 - YOUR PRESENTATION? 75 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,897 I THOUGHT I EXPLAINED TO YOU WHY IT WAS UNCOOL? 76 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,899 - OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? YOU ARE MY-- 77 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,901 - SUNSHINE? OOH, INSPIRATION? 78 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,703 - "ASSISTANT" IS THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR, 79 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,939 AND WHILE I APPRECIATE THAT YOU HAVE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS-- 80 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,675 I REALLY DO--I'D MUCH PREFER YOU NOT SHARE THEM 81 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:56,744 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PITCHING TO A CLIENT, OKAY? 82 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:57,878 - SO, THEN, LIKE, AFTER THE MEETING? 83 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,913 - LIKE, HOW ABOUT WORRYING MORE ABOUT DOING YOUR JOB 84 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,749 AND LESS ABOUT TRYING TO DO MINE? 85 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,885 - I DON'T REALLY WORRY. - WELL, GIVE IT A TRY. 86 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,920 OKAY, NOT A HOME RUN, 87 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,889 BUT, UH, THAT FEEDBACK'LL DEFINITELY BE HELPFUL FOR-- 88 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,325 - ALEX, I'M GONNA SKIP THE SPORTS METAPHORS, 89 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,661 BECAUSE NONE OF YOUR AMERICAN SPORTS MAKE SENSE. 90 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,930 EXCEPT THE VOLLEYBALL WOMEN PLAY ON A BEACH. 91 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,599 LET'S TRY A BUSINESS METAPHOR. 92 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,468 I WANT EMMA TO WORK WITH YOUR TEAM 93 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,970 AS YOU REWORK YOUR PRESENTATION. 94 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,439 - METAPHOR, AS IN YOU DON'T LITERALLY MEAN 95 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,508 YOU WANT EMMA TO WORK ON THE PRESENTATION. 96 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,810 - OKAY, NO, THEN IT'S NOT A METAPHOR. 97 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:30,878 THE CLIENT FOUND HER AMUSING, 98 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,747 AND I THINK SHE WOULD BRING A FRESH PERSPECTIVE 99 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,882 TO THE PROJECT, SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT. 100 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,550 AGREED? AGREED. 101 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,018 HELEN, MY LITTLE FRUITCAKE, 102 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,887 I READ YOUR MEDIA STRATEGY OUTLINE 103 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,289 ON BILLIX CHEMICAL. 104 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:42,490 GOOD JOB. 105 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,561 - GOD. 106 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,963 ONE. ONE SO-SO PITCH, 107 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,265 HE FEELS HE HAS TO DO 108 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,700 THE "SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT" THING. 109 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,834 - STEPHEN HATED MY OUTLINE. 110 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,803 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? HE JUST SAID YOU DID A GOOD JOB. 111 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:56,804 - I KNOW! 112 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,739 - YOU DO KNOW THAT "GOOD" IS NOT BAD, RIGHT? 113 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,874 - OH, "GOOD" IS NOTHING. 114 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,676 IT'S FILLER. IT'S THESE... 115 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,913 CRAPPY FERN THINGS. 116 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,582 - SO WHEN YOU SAID THAT SEX WITH ME WAS GOOD, 117 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:09,583 THAT--THAT MEANT WHAT? 118 00:04:09,617 --> 00:04:10,918 - HOW CAN I BE SO OFF OF MY GAME 119 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,420 WHEN I'M SO ON TOP OF EVERYTHING? 120 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,022 - YOUR FIANCE DID PASS AWAY SOMEWHAT RECENTLY. 121 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:16,724 - AND I POURED MYSELF INTO MY WORK, 122 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,393 WHICH IS ALL THE REASON I SHOULD BE EXTRA AWESOME AT IT. 123 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,994 - OR MAYBE YOU'RE A BIT TOO FOCUSED ON WORK. 124 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,030 - THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING. 125 00:04:23,063 --> 00:04:24,865 - LOOK, I KNOW YOU HATE TO HEAR THIS STUFF, 126 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,900 BUT ACTUALLY I STARTED SEEING SOMEBODY RECENTLY, 127 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,002 AND IT'S--IT'S BEEN AMAZINGLY HELPFUL. 128 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,605 - WHEN DID YOU START SEEING SOMEONE? 129 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:34,408 - OH, YOU KNOW, ABOUT A MONTH AGO. 130 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,877 YOU ARE AWARE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT A THERAPIST, 131 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,011 RIGHT? 132 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,548 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 133 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,849 SO, NOW, DON'T PANIC. 134 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,518 BUT, YOU KNOW, JUST IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED, 135 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,053 LET ME GIVE YOU HIS INFORMATION. 136 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,689 - NO, UNLIKE YOU, I DON'T NEED THERAPY. 137 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,591 - WELL, GOOD JOB. 138 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,528 - "DR. WHO"? 139 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,964 YOUR THERAPIST IS A FICTIONAL TIME-TRAVELING HUMANOID-- 140 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:58,866 - IT'S PRONOUNCED "HU," AND DO MAKE THAT JOKE, 141 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,801 'CAUSE HE'S DEFINITELY NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. 142 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,703 - MAYBE I WILL. 143 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,972 IT'S GONNA BE HILARIOUS. 144 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,907 - STEPHEN IS SERIOUSLY PUTTING EMMA ON THE TEAM? 145 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,509 - DOES THIS MEAN GREGG WILL GET FIRED? 146 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,878 - WE JUST FINANCED A GAZEBO, MAN. 147 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:11,812 - GUYS, RELAX, OKAY? 148 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,581 THIS IS JUST SOMETHING THAT STEPHEN DOES 149 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:14,948 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE TO MAKE EVERYBODY CRAZY. 150 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,417 HE THINKS WE'LL ALL WORK HARDER 151 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,685 IF WE'RE SCARED FOR OUR JOB. 152 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:18,919 - SO HE'S JUST PITTING US AGAINST EACH OTHER 153 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,053 FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT. 154 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:22,356 - LIKE IN GLADIATOR? - OR DANGEROUS LIAISONS? 155 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,091 - JUST WISH HE'D PICK ANOTHER WEEK FOR THIS CRAP. 156 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,793 I HAVE MY KIDS ALL WEEK. 157 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,995 - I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAKING THIS ABOUT YOU, ALEX. 158 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:31,031 WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON DESTROYING EMMA. 159 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,400 - GET OUT. 160 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:34,368 - [chuckles] 161 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,003 OH. - SERIOUS. 162 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,771 - DEF. 163 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,842 - IF WE'RE GOING WITH THE KUEBLER-ROSS 164 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,010 "FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF" MODEL, 165 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,712 I'M AT STAGE FIVE: RESILIENCE. 166 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,046 ALTHOUGH THE BONNANO THEORY, 167 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,415 THAT WE'RE SIMPLY RESILIENT CREATURES, 168 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,949 IS ACTUALLY MUCH MORE MY SPEED. 169 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,918 AND THAT'S THE KEY TO THE WHOLE MENTAL HEALTH THING ANYWAY. 170 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,152 RIGHT? RESILIENCE? 171 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,687 - THAT'S AN IMPORTANT PART OF IT. 172 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,689 - MY POINT IS, I'M A GIRL THAT BOUNCES BACK. 173 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,957 I'M BOUNCY. 174 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,592 IS THIS BORING, BY THE WAY? I CAN SKIP AHEAD. 175 00:05:58,626 --> 00:06:00,894 - NO, IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BORING. 176 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:01,995 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 177 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,964 I'M JUST GONNA SKIP TO THE MENTAL HEALTH CHECKLIST. 178 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,599 "UH, AM I IN A STATE OF WELL-BEING 179 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,000 IN WHICH I REALIZE MY ABILITIES?" 180 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,403 YES. UH, "CAN I WORK PRODUCTIVELY?" 181 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,804 YES. 182 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,940 "AM I ABLE TO MAKE A CONTRIBUTION TO MY COMMUNITY?" 183 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,108 YES. I HAVEN'T, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO, 184 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:16,577 I WILL. 185 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,878 UH, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW THIS LIST. 186 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,447 "YES, YES, YES." 187 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,682 UM, I'M REALLY SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME, 188 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,552 BUT OBVIOUSLY I DO NOT NEED THERAPY. 189 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,720 - I THINK IF IT'S SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO PURSUE, 190 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:27,855 YOU SHOULD, BUT-- 191 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,090 - BUT I-- I DON'T NEED TO. 192 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:32,526 - NO. 193 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:37,731 - [sighs] PHEW. 194 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,099 WELL, THANK YOU... 195 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,801 DR. HU. 196 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,069 [chuckles] 197 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,209 - OH, WHAT THE HELL? 198 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,880 UGH. 199 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,948 - BUSY. 200 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,751 OH. 201 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,720 I HAD TO LOCK IT, BECAUSE I'M ORGANIZED, 202 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,455 AND PEOPLE KEPT TOUCHING THINGS. 203 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,056 - EMMA, I--I APPRECIATE YOUR GUNG-HO SPIRIT, 204 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,224 I DO, BUT-- 205 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,759 - OKAY, THIS SEEMS SPEECHY, 206 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,761 AND I HAVE A MEETING WITH FARNSWORTH IN FIVE MINUTES. 207 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,964 - WHO THE HELL IS FARNSWORTH? - P. DIDDY'S UMBRELLA CARRIER. 208 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,633 DID YOU SERIOUSLY NOT KNOW THAT? 209 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:13,967 - WHO'S ANSWERING MY PHONES RIGHT NOW? 210 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,536 - VOICEMAIL. 211 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,605 I CAN'T ANSWER PHONES AND MAKE MEN LIKE UMBRELLAS. 212 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,106 YOUR DIVORCE LAWYER CALLS 12 TIMES A DAY. 213 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:20,474 - LOOK, EMMA, I THINK-- 214 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,042 EMMA. EMMA, HEY, STOP. 215 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,577 I THINK YOU THINK THIS IS SOME, LIKE, 216 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,678 BIG OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO, LIKE, 217 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,814 JUMP INTO THE FIELD AND TAKE OUT THE WEAKEST MEMBER 218 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,182 OF THE HERD OR SOMETHING, BUT I ASSURE YOU THAT IT'S NOT. 219 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,785 WHAT IT CAN BE IS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE FOR YOU. 220 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,922 SO MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU JUST COOL YOUR JETS HERE, 221 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,256 BE RESPECTFUL, 222 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:39,627 AND TAKE YOUR PLACE AS A MEMBER OF THE TEAM? 223 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:40,861 - OKAY. 224 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:46,634 - OKAY? - YEAH. 225 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,902 - YOU'RE GONNA BE RESPECTFUL 226 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:52,205 AND JOIN THE TEAM IN A SUPPORTIVE FASHION? 227 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,075 - OKAY. 228 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:57,110 - ALL RIGHT. 229 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,683 GOOD. 230 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,260 - HEY. - WELL, YOU MAY BE RIGHT. 231 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,963 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY TO MAKE UMBRELLAS MASCULINE. 232 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:20,768 - NO, UMBRELLAS ARE JUST-- THEY'RE JUST NOT COOL. 233 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,235 - ONE COOL THING ABOUT UMBRELLAS-- 234 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,871 YOU CAN KILL SOMEBODY WITH ONE IF NECESSARY. 235 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,739 YEAH, I KNEW A GUY WHO KILLED ANOTHER GUY 236 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:26,874 WITH AN UMBRELLA ONCE. 237 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,742 HE DIDN'T "KILL HIM" KILL HIM. 238 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:30,944 HE SCRATCHED HIM, AND THE INFECTION KILLED HIM. 239 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,781 BUT STILL...KILLED HIM WITH AN UMBRELLA. 240 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,916 FOOD FOR THOUGHT. 241 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,651 - THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 242 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,052 - I CAN ACTUALLY SPIN THAT. 243 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:42,556 - SO TURNS OUT YOUR DR. HU IS A FANTASTIC THERAPIST. 244 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,992 - DID YOU GO TO SEE HIM? THAT'S FANTASTIC. 245 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,227 LISTEN, I THINK HE'S VERY SMART AND INSIGHTFUL. 246 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,829 - OH, HE IS. 247 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,763 HE SAID THAT I'M FINE AND I DON'T NEED THERAPY. 248 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:52,733 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. DID YOU TALK? 249 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,635 - UH, YEAH, OF COURSE I TALKED. 250 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,237 - ABOUT ACTUAL THINGS LIKE, YOU KNOW, 251 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,939 YOUR FONDNESS FOR WINE, 252 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,173 AND HOW YOU USE WORK AS AN EXCUSE 253 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,942 TO AVOID EVER GOING OUT, 254 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:04,712 AND YOUR FONDNESS FOR WINE? 255 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,979 - OH, I'M READY TO START GOING OUT. 256 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,981 - REALLY? THAT'S GREAT. 257 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,050 - I'M ACTUALLY HAVING DRINKS WITH SOMEONE TONIGHT. 258 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,185 - YOU ARE? WITH WHO? 259 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,021 - YEP. 260 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,589 - WHAT? 261 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,591 - WITH HU. 262 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:20,027 I'M HAVING DRINKS WITH DR. HU. 263 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,795 WHO IS NOT MY DOCTOR, 264 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,597 BECAUSE I DON'T NEED THERAPY, SO I'M NOT A PATIENT. 265 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,633 - WHOA, WHOA. SO YOU'RE FINALLY READY TO DATE, 266 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,901 AND THE PERSON THAT YOU CHOOSE TO GO OUT WITH IS MY THERAPIST? 267 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,637 - WELL, NOT LIKE OUT OF ALL THE WORLD. 268 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,171 IF THERE WAS A BARDEM OPTION-- 269 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,006 - REALLY? THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS? 270 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,975 JAVIER BARDEM AND MY THERAPIST? 271 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,977 - ALEX, IT'S NOT A PERSONAL REJECTION. 272 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,679 IT'S JUST THAT ONE OF US STILL NEEDS THERAPY. 273 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,013 - YEAH, YOU. 274 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,715 - UGH, IF THIS WERE THE BREAKFAST CLUB, 275 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:42,983 YOU WOULD BE ALLY SHEEDY. 276 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:43,917 - EMILIO ESTEVEZ. 277 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,686 OH, I AM NOT THE BASKETCASE. 278 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,955 I AM THE POPULAR JOCK WITH HIDDEN DEPTHS. 279 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:51,792 HI. 280 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,061 WHO ARE YOU? 281 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,696 - MARTY. - MARTY? 282 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,030 - ARE YOU LEAVING? 283 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,231 AREN'T YOU DOING THE CONCEPT MEETING ON LANDON? 284 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,900 - I THOUGHT THAT WAS TOMORROW MORNING. 285 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,869 - NO, EMMA RESCHEDULED. DIDN'T YOU GET THE EMAIL? 286 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,403 - NO, I DIDN'T, AND I CAN'T DO THAT TONIGHT. 287 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,105 I HAVE MY KIDS, AS EMMA WELL KNOWS. 288 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,640 - RIGHT, SORRY. 289 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:08,776 I HAD A CONFLICT, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN AT MY OLD DESK. 290 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,244 MARTY, F.Y.I, ALEX IS N/A ALL WEEK, KIDS. 291 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,980 MARTY'S GOT IT. WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 292 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,748 - GREAT. WHO'S MARTY? 293 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,316 - SHE GOT A TEMP. 294 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,986 - YOU SAID YOU WANTED YOUR PHONES ANSWERED. 295 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,921 - OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT, 296 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,189 HERE'S EVERYTHING I HAVE SO FAR. 297 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,891 I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE IN THE MORNING, 298 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,158 AND WE'LL SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING 299 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,860 THAT WE WANNA RUN BY STEPHEN, OKAY? 300 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,361 ENJOY. 301 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,433 - HOW OFTEN DO I SUGGEST DESTROYING SOMEONE? 302 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,103 I MEAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME SERIOUSLY? 303 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,038 - [sighs] 304 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,010 - OOH, THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 305 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,078 YOU'RE MY FIRST ASIAN, BY THE WAY. 306 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,180 I'M LYING. SECOND. 307 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,949 THIRD. 308 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,884 IF MIDDLE-SCHOOL CLOSED-MOUTH KISSING 309 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,085 COUNTS AS A DATE. 310 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,320 - WELL, I LIKE TO BE IN THE TOP FIVE, 311 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,022 SO GOOD THING YOU ASKED ME OUT WHEN YOU DID. 312 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,290 - WELL, GOOD THING YOU THOUGHT I WAS SANE. 313 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,993 - OOPS. - MM, I AM A TINY BIT NERVOUS. 314 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,294 I HAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A WHILE. 315 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,796 THE DATING PART, 316 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,964 NOT THE DRINKING WINE FROM A GLASS PART. 317 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,132 THAT PART I GOT DOWN. 318 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,001 AND NOW I MADE IT SOUND LIKE I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM, 319 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,202 WHICH I DON'T. 320 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,972 MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAYS YOU CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOU SHOULD, 321 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,741 AS LONG AS IT'S LESS THAN YOU COULD. 322 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,810 SO NOW THAT I MADE HER SOUND LIKE AN ALCOHOLIC, 323 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,278 I WILL TELL YOU THAT SHE IS NOT. 324 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:22,482 SHE'S A DRINKER-ISH, BUT IT'S NOT AN ISSUE. 325 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,052 SHE'S JUST, LIKE, BOOZY IN A FLIRTY WAY. 326 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:26,954 - SO ARE YOU CLOSE WITH YOUR PARENTS? 327 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,422 - NO, NO. 328 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,725 BUT I'M NOT NOT CLOSE WITH THEM. 329 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,360 I'M THE APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF CLOSE WITH THEM, 330 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,962 YOU KNOW, FOR ME. 331 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:38,465 I'M FINE WITH THE DEGREE OF CLOSE THAT WE ARE. 332 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,768 AS ARE THEY, YOU KNOW, TO MY KNOWLEDGE. 333 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,235 YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T REALLY TALKED ABOUT IT, 334 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:46,206 BUT THEY RAISED ME, WHICH WAS NICE. 335 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:50,043 - WELL, THEY MUST'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT. 336 00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,879 - ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME TO NAME IT? 337 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,948 - NO, IT WAS A-- IT WAS A COMPLIMENT. 338 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,083 - [sighing] YES. 339 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,851 THIS IS A DATE. 340 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,219 - YES. 341 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,454 SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR JOB. 342 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,891 - YOU KNOW, I LIKE WORKING. 343 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,893 I DON'T SEE HOW DEFINING YOURSELF 344 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,928 AS BEING AMAZING AT YOUR JOB IS A NEGATIVE THING, 345 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,063 UNLESS, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE, LIKE, A HOOKER 346 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,499 OR SOMEBODY THAT GASES SHELTER ANIMALS. 347 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,367 - I THINK I MAY HAVE PHRASED THAT WRONG. 348 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,369 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 349 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:20,173 - THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THERAPY, 350 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:23,343 WHICH I DON'T NEED, RIGHT? 351 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,516 - DO IT. 352 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,884 [laughter] 353 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,385 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 354 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,122 - HEY. - ALEX, HEY. WHAT TIME IS IT? 355 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,291 - IT'S 8:15 IN THE MORNING. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 356 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,460 - EMMA COMES UP WITH THIS AWESOME IDEA, 357 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,362 WE START RIFFING ON IT, WE ORDERED PIZZA. 358 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,530 - UP TOP. 359 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,532 all: BOOM! SCARED JELLYFISH. 360 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,167 - CAME UP WITH THAT LAST NIGHT. 361 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,869 - COULD NOT HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT THE ROCK STARS-- 362 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,203 THE HAMMER AND ICEPICK. 363 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,805 - WAIT, I THOUGHT I WAS ICEPICK, THOUGH. 364 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:55,242 - CHECK IT--VIRAL VIDEOS. UMBRELLAS AS WEAPONS. 365 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,010 IT'S FRESH. IT'S EDGY. 366 00:12:57,044 --> 00:13:00,280 - UMBRELLAS AS WEAPONS. THAT--THAT'S YOUR IDEA? 367 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,849 - OKAY, THE GERM OF THE IDEA WAS IN YOUR FILE, 368 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,383 BUT WE TOOK IT AND TURNED IT INTO SOMETHING COOL. 369 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,052 - NO, IT'S--IT'S EDGY. 370 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,386 I JUST DON'T KNOW THAT I'D ACTUALLY RUN WITH THAT. 371 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,288 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THE MARKET-- 372 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,224 - STEPHEN LOVES IT, AND HE WANTS US TO RUN WITH IT. 373 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:15,195 - YOU PITCHED IT TO STEPHEN? - YEAH. 374 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,563 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE UPSET. 375 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,365 YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DROPPED THE BALL. 376 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,367 - NO, THERE'S NO BALL, EMMA, AND YOU DON'T GO OVER MY HEAD. 377 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,869 - YOU DID DROP IT. 378 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,003 - I DIDN'T, BECAUSE THERE'S NO BALL, OKAY? 379 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:23,937 AND IF THERE WERE A BALL, 380 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,973 YOU WOULDN'T GET IT, AND NOT TO BE CRUEL, 381 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,908 BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT IF YOU DID GET IT. 382 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,977 - OKAY, I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE REALLY TALKING ABOUT SPORTS NOW. 383 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,611 - LOOK, THERE'S A PROCESS TO THIS, OKAY? 384 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,013 I'M TRYING TO TAKE YOU THROUGH IT. 385 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,447 - I UNDERSTAND. IT'S CALLED DARWINISM. 386 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,249 SURVIVAL OF THE ET CETERA. 387 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,318 AND YOU'RE OLD, STRESSED, AND PREOCCUPIED WITH KIDS 388 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,552 AND EX-WIVES, 389 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,121 AND I'M A LASER BEAM OF FOCUS AND AMBITION. 390 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,455 YOU'RE THREATENED. I GET IT. 391 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,991 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE BEEN REALLY PATIENT. 392 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:48,195 BUT IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN. 393 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,562 - YOU'RE GONNA WHAT? 394 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,965 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN. 395 00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,200 - YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ME DOWN? 396 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,434 WITH ALL THOSE BALLS IN THE AIR? 397 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,435 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN. 398 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,970 - SO MANY BALLS, 399 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,438 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS. 400 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:01,408 - IT'S THURSDAY. 401 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:05,345 AT 8:30. OH, SON OF A BITCH. 402 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,880 UGH! 403 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,548 I'LL TAKE A PERSON DOWN IF NEED BE, 404 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,083 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD HER. 405 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,518 - I'M NOT CLEAR ON-- - ALSO I... 406 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,053 I REFERRED A FRIEND TO YOU, 407 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:15,522 WHO I FELT COULD, YOU KNOW, BENEFIT FROM THERAPY, 408 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,925 AND, UH, YOU KIND OF TOLD HER SHE WAS FINE, AND-- 409 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,393 - I'M CONFUSED. I DIDN'T GET A REFERRAL FROM YOU. 410 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,330 - REALLY? NO WORK-OBSESSED, CONTROL-FREAK, 411 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,166 IN GRIEF-DENYING PEOPLE CAME IN FOR HELP, 412 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,002 AND INSTEAD LEFT SCRIBBLING "COCKTAILS WITH HU" 413 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,203 IN HER CALENDAR, HUH? 414 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,105 - DO YOU MEAN HELEN RYAN? 415 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:35,642 WAIT, ALEX, I HAD NO IDEA HELEN WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS. 416 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,945 I SWEAR. SHE DIDN'T MENTION YOU. 417 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,080 - SHE DIDN'T MENTION ME? 418 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,381 LIKE, AT ALL? 419 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,984 - HELEN ISN'T THE WOMAN FROM WORK 420 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,552 THAT YOU-- 421 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,920 - YEAH. 422 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,056 - [laughing] THIS IS AWKWARD. 423 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,492 UM, LOOK, I HOPE YOU KNOW I WOULD NEVER INTENTIONALLY 424 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,261 DO ANYTHING TO IMPEDE YOUR PROGRESS. 425 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,197 - [scoffs] MY PROGRESS IS FINE. 426 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,066 IN FACT... 427 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,300 DO YOU THINK I NEED TO KEEP COMING BACK? 428 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:04,104 I...FEEL LIKE I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD. 429 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,976 RIGHT? 430 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,711 - UGH! - WAH! 431 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,679 - AND THEN WE ALSO-- WE ADDED IN SOME AUDIO 432 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,446 OF GREGG WHIMPERING DURING THE REACH-AROUND. 433 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,548 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - I THINK-- 434 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,018 - I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE BECOME SO FOND OF EMMA. 435 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,253 I THINK I SEE MYSELF IN HER. 436 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:21,989 - I THINK YOUR NARCISSISM AND YOUR LECHERY 437 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:23,523 HAVE FINALLY JUST MELDED TOGETHER. 438 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,993 - SO THEY DID. - YEAH. 439 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,494 STEPHEN, COME ON. 440 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,529 YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT. - WHAT POINT IS THAT? 441 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,599 - WORK HARDER, OR WHATEVER. I GET IT. WE ALL GET IT. 442 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,267 REALLY, CAN WE JUST-- 443 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,436 CAN WE CALL OFF EMMA NOW? - CALL HER OFF? 444 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,105 I THINK SHE'S A SPLENDID ADDITION. 445 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,274 JUST LOOK AT HER GO LIKE A RAT UP A ROPE. 446 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,176 I BET SHE COULD PITCH IT IF YOU GAVE HER THE CHANCE. 447 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,179 - WELL, MAYBE SHE SHOULD. - MAYBE SHE WILL. 448 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,081 - FINE. - FINE. 449 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,250 - EMMA, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 450 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:51,751 TO MAKE THE PRESENTATION TOMORROW? 451 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,354 - ME? - YEAH. 452 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,090 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - MM-HMM. 453 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,491 - YOU WON'T BUG ME ABOUT TEAM WORK, 454 00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,993 OR TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN? 455 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,194 - NO, NO, NO. 456 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:04,764 - SO I'M... DOING THE PITCH? 457 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,001 - YEAH. - GOOD. 458 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,071 I'M DOING THE PITCH. 459 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,273 - WHAT? BOOM! NICE! - HEY, HEY! 460 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,741 - GOOD. - GOOD. 461 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,209 - GOOD. 462 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,782 - HEY. WHAT DID YOU DO? 463 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,251 DR. HU CANCELED OUR NEXT DATE. 464 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,652 I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING TO SCREW THINGS UP. 465 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:26,519 - PERHAPS HE FOUND 466 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,321 YOUR PERSECUTION COMPLEX UNATTRACTIVE. 467 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,389 - OH, THIS ISN'T OVER. 468 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,657 I'M HAVING THAT DATE REINSTATED. 469 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,159 - OH, YOU KNOW, CAN WE JUST-- 470 00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,360 WE BOTH KNOW THE REASON WHY YOU'RE INTERESTED 471 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,427 IN DATING THIS GUY. 472 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,595 - OH, WE DO? 473 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:39,499 IS IT BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND A DOCTOR? 474 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,700 EXCUSE ME. 475 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,038 - I SAID DOUBLE-PUMP GINGERBREAD. 476 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,240 - I'M SORRY. GINGERBREAD LATTES ARE SEASONAL. 477 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,808 - THIS IS BASICALLY YOU-- A DISPOSABLE CUP 478 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,578 OF LUKEWARM LIQUID FAILURE. 479 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,446 AND THESE GRAPHS LOOK LIKE MONSTERS' ASSES. 480 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,814 YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES TO DO 'EM OVER. 481 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,716 - UH, MORE LIKE FIVE. LANDON'S HERE. 482 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,519 UH, WOULDN'T KEEP HIM WAITING TOO LONG. 483 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,787 - OKAY, LOOK, TITLE PAGE HERE. 484 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,255 SHOULD IT SAY "YOUTHFUL" OR "FRESH"? 485 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,592 - UM, FRESH. YOUTHFUL, YOUTHFUL. 486 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,660 HIP. NOT HIP. 487 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362 - GOOD LUCK IN THERE. 488 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,564 - OKAY, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 489 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,400 UH, REPRINT THESE WITH "FRESH." 490 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,834 I'M GONNA GO PUKE A LITTLE, 491 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,604 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO BLOW LANDON AWAY, OKAY? 492 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,841 SO HARNESS A FRESH NEW MEDIUM 493 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,843 USING VIRAL VIDEOS, 494 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,746 AND GORILLA-ISH STYLE MARKETING, 495 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,815 AND GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT AN OLD, 496 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:33,019 UH, ESTABLISHED PRODUCT IN A NEW WAY. 497 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,560 - A FRESH WAY. - YOUTHFUL. 498 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,696 - INTERESTING. 499 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,734 - AND FRESH, IF-- IF YOU, UM, LET IT SIT... 500 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,269 IN YOUR BRAIN. 501 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,703 - BUT WE'VE TRIED THIS TYPE OF THING BEFORE. 502 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,540 YOUNG GUYS JUST DON'T THINK USING AN UMBRELLA IS COOL. 503 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,811 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOUNG GUYS DO THINK IS COOL, THOUGH, 504 00:17:58,845 --> 00:17:59,912 IS THEIR HAIR. 505 00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,715 LOOK, DID YOU READ THE ARTICLE IN MEN'S HEALTH 506 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,352 ABOUT HOW CONTAMINANTS IN RAIN CAUSE MALE PATTERN BALDNESS? 507 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,686 - NO, I DID NOT. 508 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,855 - YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T PLANTED IT YET. 509 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,223 BUT WHEN WE START TO CIRCULATE STUDIES 510 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,824 LINKING HAIR LOSS WITH RAIN EXPOSURE, 511 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,360 YOU'RE GONNA SEE A LOT MORE YOUNG MEN 512 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,728 WORRYING ABOUT GETTING RAIN ON THEIR HEAD. 513 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,297 YOU SEE THE RESEARCH? 514 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,431 THE NUMBERS ARE UNBELIEVABLE, 515 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:19,766 TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T BELIEVE 516 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,235 WE HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. 517 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,371 - HERE WE ARE! I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 518 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,173 - UMBRELLAS! - AH, YEAH! 519 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,508 - SO YOU DID IT. YOU TOOK ME DOWN. 520 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,876 - YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU HAVE 521 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,511 A LOT OF BALLS IN THE AIR, DON'T YOU? 522 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,845 - NO, BUT I'M SORRY I EVER SAID THE WORD "BALLS" NEAR YOU. 523 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,847 - IT MEANS YOU CAN JUGGLE. 524 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,716 - GOOD JOB, EMMA. 525 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,419 NOW, BACK INTO YOUR DESK TOMORROW MORNING. 526 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,687 - MM. 527 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,424 - YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE JUST TOLD ME 528 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,692 THAT YOU WANT ME TO STEP UP MY GAME. 529 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,227 - POSSIBLY, YOU OLD TOSSER, 530 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,795 BUT HOW FUN WOULD THAT BE? 531 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,863 - YET ANOTHER PINOT GRIGIO FOR TABLE SIX. 532 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,566 THE REDHEAD AND THE HOT ASIAN GUY. 533 00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,738 - OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALEX SAID ABOUT ME, 534 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,373 BUT I AM FINE. 535 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,342 - YOU SEEM PREOCCUPIED WITH ALEX. 536 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,812 - NO, HE IS A COLLEAGUE AND A FRIEND-ISH PERSON. 537 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,482 BELIEVE ME, HE'S NOT AN ISSUE. 538 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,518 - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? - WELL, WELL, WELL. 539 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,420 LOOK "HU" IT IS. 540 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,588 - REALLY? THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 541 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,656 - OH, WHAT I'M DOING IS BAD? 542 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,391 LIKE YOU DIDN'T PURPOSELY PICK THE ONE RESTAURANT 543 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,392 WHERE YOU KNOW I BRING CLIENTS? 544 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,361 - OH, LIKE EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE IS SO IMPORTANT 545 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:22,729 I HAVE TO COMMIT IT TO MEMORY. 546 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,564 - I SEE. SO YOU'RE JUST SUBCONSCIOUSLY TRYING 547 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,932 TO RUB YOUR FAKE SANITY INTO MY FACE. 548 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,534 - OH, COULD YOU PLEASE JUST HAVE HIM COMMITTED ALREADY? 549 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,836 SERIOUSLY. - ME COMMITTED? ME? 550 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,505 ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN "CRAZY" TO THE BOTH OF YOU, OKAY? 551 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,542 "CRAZY" IS DATING A FORMER LOVER'S THERAPIST 552 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,344 TO SOMEHOW PROVE THAT YOU'RE SANE, OKAY? 553 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,713 "CRAZY" IS A THERAPIST WHO MEETS THE MOST IN-DENIAL WOMAN 554 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,549 ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET, AND TELLS HER 555 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,984 NOT ONLY SHE'S FINE, BUT THEN STARTS TO DATE HER. 556 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,686 ME BEING PISSED OFF ABOUT THAT 557 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:49,722 IS THE MOST SANE THING HAPPENING IN THIS GENERAL AREA. 558 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,224 - WELL, HE IS NOT MY THERAPIST, 559 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,560 BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU, I DON'T NEED ONE. 560 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,762 - DARLING, YOU NEED THERAPY 561 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,597 MORE THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE. 562 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,599 - HAVE YOU MET YOURSELF? 563 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,968 - CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING, PLEASE? 564 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:07,006 YOU ARE CO-DEPENDENT WACKJOBS. 565 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,409 - WAIT, IS HE JUST REALLY LEAVING? 566 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,578 WHAT THE HELL, MAN? 567 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,313 - "CO-DEPENDENT WACKJOBS." 568 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,782 IS THAT THE OFFICIAL PSYCHOLOGICAL TERM, YOU THINK? 569 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,617 - HE'S WEIRD. HE THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ISSUE. 570 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,718 - REALLY? 571 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,752 HE THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A RESPONSE TO MY DIVORCE. 572 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,289 - SEE? THIS IS WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN THERAPY. 573 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,656 BLANKET STATEMENTS LIKE THAT. 574 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,758 ALL HE DID WAS ASK QUESTIONS. 575 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,427 THERE WAS NO, LIKE-- - BACK AND FORTH. I KNOW, RIGHT? 576 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,028 IT'S ALL VERY-- - ONE-SIDED. 577 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,563 both: AND JUDGY. - EXACTLY. 578 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,764 - YES. TOTALLY. - WHO NEEDS THAT? 579 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,267 NOW HIS NAME ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. 580 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,770 SEE? THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE. 581 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,406 OH, MY GOD. DID YOU GET GREEN BEANS? 582 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,807 - NO. ARE THEY GOOD? - MMM. 583 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,774 - YOU KNOW, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. 584 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,710 NO ONE WITH DIMPLES HAS EVER HELPED ANYBODY. 585 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,744 - SHUT UP. 586 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,583 - LOOK AT THIS. HE'S LIKE BRUCE LEE! 587 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,719 - THIS IS WHAT I CALL THE "HONG KONG BOWTIE." 588 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,553 - NICE! - YEAH. 589 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,488 - REALLY GOOD, WALTER. - THANK YOU. 590 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,557 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 591 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,558 CAN YOU KNOCK THIS OFF GREGG'S HEAD? 592 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,460 - OF COURSE I CAN. DANIEL, GIVE ME SOME ROOM. 593 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,429 I CAN DO THAT FOR YA. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 594 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:03,696 - STAND STRAIGHT. 595 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,732 - I REALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE SWING THINGS AT MY HEAD. 596 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,900 - DON'T BE A LITTLE-- - UGH! 597 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,036 - OH, MY-- - OW! 598 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,540 - UH... 599 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,343 [both groaning] 600 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,610 I'LL GET SOME ICE. 601 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,713 - SO BE IT. 43755

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