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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:06,774 - HEY. - GOOD MORNING, NOON. 2 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:08,342 - CABLE COMPANY GAVE ME A WINDOW 3 00:00:08,376 --> 00:00:10,178 BETWEEN 8:00 AND 11:00 TODAY, BUT GUESS WHAT. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,479 - THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP IN THE WINDOW. 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,281 THEY NEVER SHOW UP IN THE WINDOW. 6 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,815 - WHY EVEN BOTHER GIVING YOU A WINDOW? 7 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,485 WHY NOT JUST SAY, "WE MAY OR MAY NOT BE BY TO INSTALL CABLE 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,120 AT SOME POINT DURING YOUR LIFETIME"? 9 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:21,322 ANYWAY, UH... 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:23,424 WE MAY HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE AT YOUR PLACE LATER. 11 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:27,261 - UM... 12 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,062 I DON'T KNOW, ALEX. 13 00:00:28,096 --> 00:00:29,430 I WORRY ABOUT THE BOUNDARIES THING. 14 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:30,831 - WE'RE FINE WATCHING AT MY PLACE. 15 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,466 - YOUR PLACE IS HALF-FURNISHED. 16 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,634 YOU HAVE THREE PLATES THAT DON'T MATCH, 17 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:34,835 ONE PILLOW, AND NO ART. 18 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,270 IT'S LIKE GOING ON A DATE AT A YARD SALE. 19 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:37,538 YOU KNOW NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN. 20 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,407 - I ALMOST GOT VERY LUCKY AT A YARD SALE. 21 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,275 AND I PICKED UP A LOVELY GUATEMALAN WATER JUG 22 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,344 FOR 5 BUCKS AS WELL. 23 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,745 THIS IS--WHAT ABOUT-- THIS IS WORSE. 24 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:46,280 - OH...YOU ARE A MESS. LET ME HELP YOU. 25 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:47,115 - THANK YOU. 26 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,849 - OKAY. WE CAN WATCH IT AT MY PLACE. 27 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,285 BUT WE AGREE BEFOREHAND-- WE NEED RULES. 28 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:53,821 - FINE. THEN I WOULD ASK THERE BE NO SUPERFLUOUS TALKING, 29 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,456 NO OVERLY CRUNCHY SNACKS, 30 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,858 AND NO, I WILL NOT PAUSE THE FILM 31 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,493 SO YOU CAN OPEN ANOTHER BOTTLE OF-- 32 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:02,196 HEY--HEY, LOGAN. - AH! 33 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,298 JUST A CONTROL FREAK. 34 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:07,235 I MEAN A SINGLE MAN AND A WOMAN WITH A PAST 35 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,469 WHO WORK TOGETHER, WATCHING A MOVIE LATE AT NIGHT-- 36 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,204 IT'S JUST A VERY COMPLEX GRAY AREA. 37 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,605 WE NEED THOSE RULES. 38 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,208 LIKE WE HAVE TO AGREE UP FRONT THERE'S NO FUNNY STUFF. 39 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,410 - SO WHAT, NO EXPLODING CIGAR, NO SQUIRTING FLOWER? 40 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:17,811 - AND WE HAVE TO AGREE ON ENFORCEMENT. 41 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,813 - ENFORCEMENT? - SO IF WE CAN'T KEEP THE RULES, 42 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:22,183 SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE THE ONE TO CALL TIME OUT. 43 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,651 - OH. OH! 44 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,719 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 45 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,155 [together] YOU DO IT. 46 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,391 [bluesy rock] 47 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:35,196 - * HELP ME, BABY IF YOU CAN * 48 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,798 * SOMETIMES IT'S MORE 49 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,201 * THAN I CAN STAND 50 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:43,204 * HELP ME, BABY 51 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,306 * IF YOU CAN 52 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:48,142 * OH, HELP ME 53 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,544 * OH, YEAH 54 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,346 - BUT I'M ALWAYS THE ONLY GUY AT THESE THINGS. 55 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:54,348 - I'M NOT GOING TO A BOOK CLUB, OKAY? 56 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,150 "A", THEY'RE STUPID, BORING, 57 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,519 AND I HAVE ZERO CHANCE OF GETTING LAID THERE, 58 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,887 AND "B"-- 59 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,189 "A." 60 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,257 - LOOK, IT'S PRACTICALLY ALL CHICKS. 61 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:04,825 - CHICKS WHO READ. YAY. 62 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,926 - RIGHT. I MEAN, SEXY LIBRARIAN. 63 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,428 THAT'S THE THING. - OKAY, LOOK. 64 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,630 IF I EXHAUST EVERY SINGLE OTHER OPPORTUNITY... 65 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,565 I MEAN, IF I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE TO DO 66 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,401 BUT STAY HOME AND STARE AT MY PRUNE BANK... 67 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,735 I'LL THINK ABOUT COMING. 68 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,470 - [softly] YES! 69 00:02:16,504 --> 00:02:18,606 HEY, EMMA. 70 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,774 THERE'S THE HEDGE FUND GUY FROM UPSTAIRS. 71 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,276 HE'S COMING. 72 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,677 - DON'T BE NEAR ME. 73 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,679 - OKAY. 74 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,615 - HEY, THEY DELIVERED US ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR PACKAGES. 75 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,583 - THANKS. I THINK THE PACKAGE GUY'S ON DOWNERS. 76 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,252 - HA. OH, AND I EMAILED YOU THAT ARTICLE 77 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,187 ABOUT THAT BIOTECH IPO. 78 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,455 YOU GUYS SHOULD JUMP ON THEIR P.R. 79 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,357 GENOME BREAKTHROUGH. LARGE DOLLARS. 80 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,825 - AWESOME. GOOD TIP. THANKS. 81 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,493 MAYBE WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT. 82 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,963 LIKE...LATER. 83 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,599 - COOL. I'M OUT. 84 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,369 - PSST! 85 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,972 - [quietly] SHUT UP. 86 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,974 [laughter] - WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, GERRY. 87 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,976 YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY GET MY CABLE FROM YOU GUYS. 88 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,845 - OH, WE ALL DO. 89 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,780 WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE MERGER, AREN'T WE, CHAPS? 90 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:00,848 - OH, YES. - WE CAN THINK OF GREAT THINGS 91 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:03,984 TO DO FOR A BETTER, BIGGER NORTHBRIDGE TELECOM. 92 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,354 - HEAR, HEAR. - THANK YOU, STEPHEN. 93 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,289 ALEX. HELEN. 94 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,823 - GERALD. 95 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,259 - WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU, AS ALWAYS. 96 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:14,228 - WONDERFUL TO BE SEEN, AS ALWAYS. 97 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,363 [laughter] 98 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,997 - WHY THAT DRESS IS NOT REGISTERED AS A DEADLY WEAPON 99 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,599 IS BEYOND ME. 100 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,234 - OH, WHO SAYS IT ISN'T? 101 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,002 [both laughing] 102 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,837 - YEESH. 103 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:25,806 - I'VE GOTTA GO. - TAKE CARE, GERALD. 104 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,207 SPEAK TO YOU SOON. 105 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,610 - TAKE CARE. 106 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,814 - WHAT A TOSSER. HE'S CONSIDERING LEAVING US. 107 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,483 - YOU'RE KIDDING. - HE WAS SPOTTED SHARING 108 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:36,884 A CHARCUTERIE PLATE OF MIXED MEATS 109 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,586 WITH TED ELLIOT LAST WEEK. 110 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,488 - THE DOUCHEBAG FROM GOOLEY-MATISSE? 111 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,423 - HE'LL STEAL YOUR KNICKERS WITHOUT TAKING YOUR PANTS DOWN. 112 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,024 WHICH TAKES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PRACTICE 113 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,693 BUT CAN BE DONE. 114 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,295 IT INVOLVES MOVING THE GENITALS TO ONE SIDE 115 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,530 AND THEN A SHARP TWIST AND BOB'S YOUR UNCLE. 116 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:52,032 - WELL, SHORT OF ENGAGING IN SOME SORT OF AN UNDERWEAR DUAL, 117 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,335 SHOULDN'T WE TRY TO PITCH HIM SOMETHING MORE GLOBAL, 118 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,737 GET HIM RE-EXCITED? - YES, THAT AND... 119 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,339 HELEN TAKES HIM OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT, 120 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,874 UNBUTTONS A FEW BUTTONS, AND DOES THAT TEASY-FLIRTY THING 121 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,776 WHICH SEEMS TO PUT THE RIBBONS ON HIS MAYPOLE. 122 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,478 - WELL, WE CAN'T REALLY ASK-- - I'M ON IT. 123 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,713 - EXCUSE ME? 124 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,281 - THAT'S MY FIGGY PUDDING. 125 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,283 I'LL CALL HIM AND PROMISE HIM AN EVENING 126 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:12,420 THAT HE'LL STRUGGLE MANFULLY TO FORGET. 127 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,787 - WHAT? 128 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:14,855 - NOTHING. 129 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,358 WHAT? 130 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:18,726 - NOTHING. 131 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,298 - NO, I'M AWARE THAT YOU WERE THERE. 132 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,633 THE DIFFERENCE IS I WAS THERE 133 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,067 DURING THE WINDOW YOU TOLD ME TO BE THERE. 134 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,036 FRIDAY FROM 10:00 TO 5:00? 135 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,939 BUT THAT'S NOT A WINDOW. THAT'S FRIDAY. 136 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:32,973 NO. OKAY. 137 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:35,609 YES. NO. THANK YOU. FINE. 138 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:38,045 - HEY. YOU WANNA GRAB A DRINK BEFORE I MEET UNGER? 139 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,647 - UM...NO, THANKS. 140 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,082 - OKAY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 141 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:42,983 - NOTHING. 142 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,052 JUST GOING HOME TO CATCH UP ON SOME WORK 143 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,587 LIKE A PROFESSIONAL 144 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,855 WHILE YOU'RE OUT SHOWING YOUR BOOBS TO OUR CLIENT. 145 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,791 - OH, ALEX, JEALOUSY MAKES YOU VERY UNATTRACTIVE. 146 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,560 LIKE WHEN YOU WEAR HATS. 147 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,428 - I'M--I'M A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS, 148 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:55,963 BUT IT'S HONESTLY NOT ABOUT THAT. 149 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,965 I'M JUST SURPRISED THAT WITH ALL THE LEGITIMATE TOOLS 150 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,099 WE HAVE AT OUR DISPOSAL, 151 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,335 YOU WOULD STOOP TO A CHEAP SEXUAL TEASE 152 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:02,703 TO KEEP A CLIENT. - SO IT IS ABOUT JEALOUSY. 153 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,805 - I JUST SAID THAT IT WASN-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 154 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:07,007 ACTUALLY, WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 155 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,476 - IT'S EXACTLY YOUR BUSINESS. 156 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,943 WE DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP THE CLIENT. 157 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,380 I GOT GAME, YOU DON'T. YOU'RE JEALOUS. 158 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,382 - FIRST OF ALL, I HATE THAT PHRASE, OKAY? 159 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,917 AND SECOND OF ALL, I DO TOO "GOT GAME." 160 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:17,985 GOT YOU INTO BED, DIDN'T I? 161 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,553 - AFTER FOUR GLASSES OF WINE, 162 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,889 WHICH I THINK WERE THE MVPs OF THAT GAME. 163 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,091 - JUST HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU HAD MORE INTEGRITY THAN THAT. 164 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,693 BUT AGAIN-- NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 165 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:26,727 - STOP SAYING THAT. 166 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,562 - HOLD YOUR PIECES! 167 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:32,500 SO THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE IN PLAN... 168 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,436 SEEMS THAT GERALD UNGER HAS RECENTLY LEFT HIS WIFE. 169 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:38,138 SO RATHER THAN AN INNOCENT EVENING OF FLIRTING WITH HELEN 170 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,508 WHICH HE KNOWS WILL NEVER LEAD DOWN HER RABBIT HOLE, 171 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,643 HE WOULD PREFER A GENTLEMAN'S NIGHT OUT 172 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,078 WITH FELLOW BACHELOR ALEX TAYLOR. 173 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:47,748 WOULD THAT I COULD JOIN YOU, BUT I'M FLYING TO SAN FRANCISCO 174 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,583 FOR MY STEPSON'S TAP DANCE RECITAL. 175 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,385 - OH, HOW'S HE DOING? - HE'S 40. 176 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,153 THAT'S HOW HE'S DOING. 177 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,756 - WELL, GREAT. IN FACT, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO UTILIZE 178 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:56,990 THE PROFESSIONAL-- - NO GAME. 179 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,892 - OH, VERY MUCH GAME. THANK YOU. 180 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:01,061 - YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU LIKE. JUST KEEP HIM WITH THE AGENCY. 181 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,763 IF YOU BUY DRUGS, GET A RECEIPT. 182 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,765 THE IRS IS LOOSENING UP ON DEDUCTIONS. 183 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,434 [elevator bell dings] CIAO. 184 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,003 - REALLY, I CAN'T PULL OFF LIKE ANY KIND OF HAT? 185 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:13,040 - NO. 186 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,543 - YEAH, YEAH, I-- YOU GET INTO THIS HEAD SPACE 187 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,611 WHERE YOU PUNISH YOURSELF AND YOU PUNISH YOURSELF-- 188 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,146 - OH. THAT'S MY SPECIALTY. 189 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,714 - [chuckles] 190 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,182 - THIS HAS BEEN NICE, ALEX. THANK YOU. 191 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,784 - OH, PLEASE, IT'S MY PLEASURE. 192 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,819 WE--WE REALLY LOVE HAVING YOU AS A CLIENT, 193 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:29,122 AND WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO PITCH YOU SOME NEW IDEAS. 194 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,190 - AND I REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 195 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,092 - THE COMPANY HAS GONE THROUGH-- 196 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,727 - YOU KNOW, BUT FIRST... HOW 'BOUT WE GET SOME GIRLS? 197 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:34,928 - I-- 198 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,130 EXCUSE ME? - SOME ACTION. 199 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,600 YOU'RE JUST DIVORCED. NOW I'M DIVORCED. 200 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,635 WE'RE JUST A COUPLE OF SINGLE GUYS OUT ON THE PROWL. 201 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:45,939 - YEAH, THE PROWL. THE...THE OLD PROWL, YES. 202 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,642 - I WANNA FIND SOME WOMEN AND I WANNA HAVE SOME FUN. 203 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,744 Y-YOU CAN HELP ME WITH THAT, RIGHT? 204 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,083 - IT'S WHAT I DO. 205 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,664 - EMMA. HEY. 206 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,700 YOU WANT ANY SUSHI OR SAKE? 207 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,603 - UH, NO, THANKS. - OKAY. 208 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,070 - ACTUALLY...YEAH. 209 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,072 - GREAT. UM... 210 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,641 GET SOME... 211 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,142 HERE YOU GO. 212 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,578 CHEERS. 213 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:25,979 - LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 214 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:27,915 HOW DO YOU FLIRT? 215 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,750 - HOW DO I FLIRT? - THAT THING YOU DO WITH UNGER. 216 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,819 THAT BUBBLY GIRLY OOH-OOH THING. 217 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,921 - IT'S NOT LIKE I ALWAYS FLIRT TO GET-- 218 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,188 - NO, I UNDERSTAND. IT'S BUSINESS. 219 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,224 IT'S JUST THERE'S THIS GUY UPSTAIRS AND... 220 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,927 HE SAID HE'D BE WORKING LATE, AND WE SAID WE'D TALK, SO... 221 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,762 - A GUY? - YEAH. 222 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,831 - WAIT. LIKE YOU LIKE HIM? - SURE. 223 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,733 - LIKE YOU LIKE LIKE HIM? 224 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,735 - I'M CONFUSED. YOU JUST SAID THE SAME WORD TWICE. 225 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,236 - YOU LIKE HIM. - SURE. 226 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,871 I'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OUT THERE. I'M GETTING NOTHING BACK. 227 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:53,707 I'VE RULED OUT HIM BEING GAY OR ME BEING UNDESIRABLE. 228 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,043 SO THAT CAN ONLY MEAN I'M NOT SENDING THE RIGHT SIGNALS. 229 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,945 - OKAY. UM... 230 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,279 WHAT I DO... 231 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,649 YOU KNOW, I MAKE A GUY FEEL ATTRACTIVE, YOU KNOW. 232 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:02,816 LITTLE COMPLIMENTS, TEASING, YOU KNOW. 233 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,217 - EXAMPLE. 234 00:08:04,251 --> 00:08:06,587 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S LIKE AN ATTITUDE. 235 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,622 YOU WALK UP AND YOU SAY... 236 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:09,657 HI! 237 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,559 - [monotone] HI. 238 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:12,626 - NO, LIKE...HI! 239 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:13,994 - [monotone] HI. 240 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,129 - HI! 241 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,031 - HI. 242 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:20,668 I FEEL LIKE I'M SAYING WHAT I'M HEARING. 243 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:22,636 YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVER MIND. UM, GOOD NIGHT. 244 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,572 - EMMA, I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKED THIS GUY. 245 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:25,639 - WELL, YEAH. 246 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,741 HE'S ATTRACTIVE. HE'S AMBITIOUS. 247 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,277 AND IT'S EXACTLY THE TIME FOR ME TO START DATING SERIOUSLY 248 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,112 IF I WANNA BE MARRIED WITH KIDS BY THE TIME I'M 35. 249 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:34,715 - YOU REALIZE THAT I'M 36 AND SINGLE? 250 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,750 - EXACTLY. THAT COULD BE ME. 251 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:38,852 - OKAY. I SAY WE SEIZE THE DAY. 252 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,554 LET'S GO UP THERE AND SAY HELLO. 253 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:41,789 - LIKE GO UP THERE AND SAY HELLO? 254 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:42,856 OR IS THAT CODE FOR SOMETHING? 255 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,693 - NO. IT'S JUST CODE FOR LET'S GO UP AND SAY HI. 256 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:46,960 YEAH. - HI. 257 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,095 - WE'RE GONNA WORK ON IT IN THE ELEVATOR. 258 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,062 - HI. - YOU KNOW WHAT, 259 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,063 OTHER WAYS TO FLIRT. 260 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,665 [women giggling] 261 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,739 [low conversation] 262 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,574 - EXCUSE ME, LADIES? 263 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:03,176 EXCUSE ME. MY FRIEND AND I JUST OPENED 264 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,613 A FAIRLY EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE OVER THERE, 265 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,749 AND WE WERE WONDERING IF PERHAPS YOU'D CARE TO JOIN US? 266 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:11,719 - LIKE WE'D DRINK ANYTHING WE DIDN'T SEE MADE IN FRONT OF US? 267 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,754 - WE'RE NOT DYING TO GET ROOFIED. 268 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:14,755 - THANK YOU. 269 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,522 - ROOFIED? NO, NO-- 270 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,290 I'M A FATHER WITH TWO CHILDREN. 271 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,092 REALLY, I'M NOT GONNA ROOFIE YOU. 272 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:20,794 - WHO WAS THAT GUY IN THE MIDWEST? 273 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,129 - THE BTK KILLER. - HE WAS MARRIED WITH KIDS. 274 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:23,897 - YEAH. 275 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,299 - BUT IF I PERSONALLY ASSURE YOU 276 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,301 THAT I AM IN NO WAY GONNA ROOFIE YOU... 277 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,903 - I'D THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D SAY 278 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,772 IF YOU WERE GOING TO ROOFIE US. 279 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,641 - UM... 280 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,777 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS. 281 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,982 - HUH? HUH? - GERRY... 282 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,717 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN 283 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,653 UNLESS WE'RE BOTH WILLING TO SUBMIT TO BACKGROUND CHECKS 284 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:46,887 AND QUITE POSSIBLY A RETINAL SCAN. 285 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,756 - WE'RE 0 FOR 3! 286 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,058 I MEAN, IT'S REALLY A MINEFIELD OUT HERE. 287 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,793 - YEAH, I GOTTA ADMIT, IT'S BEEN ABOUT 12 YEARS 288 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,728 SINCE I'VE DONE THIS-- I'M A LITTLE OUT OF PRACTICE. 289 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,030 - COME ON, IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE. 290 00:09:57,064 --> 00:10:00,100 - YOU KNOW, I DO HAVE A FRIEND WHO COULD BE VERY HELPFUL 291 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,735 WITH EXACTLY THIS KIND OF ENDEAVOR. 292 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,136 - SO WHAT BOOK DIDN'T I READ FOR THIS? 293 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,705 - EMPTY WITHOUT YOU. 294 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,740 THE INTIMATE LETTERS OF ELEANOR ROOSEVELT 295 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,141 TO LORENA HICKOK-- - DUDE, IF THIS CHICK 296 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,077 YOU MENTIONED IS NOT AT LEAST A SIX, 297 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,145 I GET TO BANG YOUR WIFE. - THAT'S UNFAIR! 298 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,714 WHAT IF OUR NUMBERING SYSTEMS ARE DIFFERENT? 299 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:14,915 WHAT IF YOU HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE 300 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,885 AND I'M LIKE, "YAY! I'M SAFE! IT'S A SIX." 301 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,386 AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "THAT WAS A FIVE." 302 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,922 AND THEN YOU START, YOU KNOW, MESSING AROUND WITH GLORIA? 303 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,190 THAT'S NOT FAIR. [cell phone rings] 304 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,424 - GO FOR DAN. 305 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,759 - HI, IT'S ALEX WITH WHAT COULD BE 306 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,661 A MAJOR OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU. 307 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:30,731 I'M OUT WITH UNGER, AND WE NEED, UM...UH... 308 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,065 SOME COMPANIONS. 309 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,801 - YOU WANT US TO COME HANG? 310 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,135 - NO, WE NEED-- 311 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,104 WE NEED GIRLS. WE NEED GIRLS. 312 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,140 - YOU NEED MY HELP KEEPING THE BIG WHALE IN THE POND. 313 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,809 WHERE YOU AT? - WE'RE AT GILFILLIN'S. 314 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,410 AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, OKAY? 315 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,779 - ON IT! [whispers] NICE! 316 00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,716 - FYI--A WHALE COULDN'T SURVIVE IN A POND. 317 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,751 - YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THE POND IS. 318 00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,120 - I DON'T KNOW--MAYBE IT'S NOT LIKE RIDING A BIKE. 319 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,221 - NO, IT IS. 320 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,422 IT'S JUST A VERY COMPLICATED BIKE 321 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,890 THAT TAKES MOST OF YOUR LIFE TO FIGURE OUT. 322 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,826 - GERALD! HEY, HOW YOU DOING, FELLAS? 323 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,193 YOU LIVING IT UP? 324 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,362 - TED. WHAT A SURPRISE. I'M HERE WITH A CLIENT, 325 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,697 AND YOU'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF ME. 326 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,066 - LIKE A SHADOW. - OR SOMETHING. YEAH. 327 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,268 - GERALD, I STILL GOT THOSE BLAZER TICKETS FOR YA. 328 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,938 OH, THIS IS MY COLLEAGUE PATTY. 329 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,773 PATTY, THIS IS GERALD. AND ALLEN. 330 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,474 - ALEX. - ALEX! I-I'M SORRY. 331 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,810 I CONFUSE YOU WITH THIS GUY ALLEN WHO WORKS IN OUR OFFICE. 332 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,979 DOESN'T HE REMIND YOU OF ALLEN? YOU KNOW... 333 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,348 - OH, MY GOD! HE'S ALLEN. 334 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,750 [laughs] - RIGHT? RIGHT? 335 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,817 GERALD, GREAT TO SEE YOU. 336 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,986 COME JOIN US IF YOU GET BORED. 337 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,755 WE'LL WIN. 338 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,056 - WIN! UGH. 339 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,158 - PATTY'S GOT A NICE CAN. 340 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,728 - YES. YES, BUT WHY EVEN LOOK IN THAT DIRECTION, GERRY, 341 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,029 WHEN HERE COMES MY COLLEAGUE, 342 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:39,800 NO DOUBT WITH SOME VERY ATTRACTIVE LADIES... 343 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,369 - GERALD, YO! ¿QUE PASA? 344 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,971 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET 345 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,973 CATHERINE AND DANNEEL. 346 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,474 - HI, GUYS. - HEY! 347 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,743 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - SO... 348 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,511 WHO WANTS SHOTS? - ME. 349 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,113 - I-I WOULD DO A SHOT. 350 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,815 - I'LL DO LIKE TWO SHOTS. 351 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,984 - SHOTS FOR EVERYBODY THEN. 352 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,786 - I'M BUYING. I COULD REALLY USE THE MILES. 353 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,288 - GER IS DEFINITELY IN. THIS GUY... 354 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,791 - UM...ARE THEY EVEN 21? 355 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,292 - YOU SAID YOU WANTED GIRLS. SUDDENLY YOU'RE CHOOSY? 356 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,827 - I'M SORRY, I JUST HAD THIS FANTASY 357 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,195 THAT YOU MIGHT THINK TO BRING WOMEN 358 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,897 WHO WERE EVEN VAGUELY AGE-APPROPRIATE. 359 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,865 - YOU HAVE WEIRD FANTASIES, BRO. 360 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,066 [girls giggling] 361 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,434 [together] EXPELLIARMUS! 362 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:15,502 - OH, THAT'S FROM HARRY POTTER, ISN'T IT? 363 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,104 THESE GIRLS ARE 11. 364 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,939 - NOT IF YOU COMBINE 'EM. 365 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,941 - OKAY. OKAY. RIDING A BIKE. 366 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,076 RIDING A BIKE. 367 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,045 - THIS IS EXCITING. LIKE IF YOU GUYS HIT IT OFF 368 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,079 AND GET MARRIED, 369 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:27,781 YOU COULD TELL THE STORY IN YOUR WEDDING SPEECH. 370 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,049 - BRIDES DON'T MAKE THOSE SPEECHES. 371 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,218 - LADIES. SAW YOU ON THE MONITORS. 372 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,452 YOU KNOW YOU'RE ON THE WRONG FLOOR, 373 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,854 AND I CAN GET INTO A LOT OF-- 374 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:34,955 - ARE WE DOING SOMETHING ILLEGAL? 375 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,089 - IT'S A COMPLEX QUESTION, 376 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,524 SINCE WHILE INSIDE THE BUILDING 377 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,492 YOU'RE TECHNICALLY SUBJECT TO ITS OWN INTERNAL LEGAL-- 378 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,461 - WALTER, GIVE US A BREAK. 379 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,529 WE'RE DOING A DROP-BY ON EMMA'S FRIEND. 380 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:45,032 - ANDREW, UH... 381 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,466 - FROM NIXON-BURKE. OH, HE'S GREAT. 382 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,801 - SO IT'S LIKE A FLIRTING MISSION. 383 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:48,735 HE COULD BE THE ONE. 384 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,570 - SO IF YOU TELL US WHERE HIS OFFICE IS, 385 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,806 I'LL TELL THIS WHOLE STORY IN MY WEDDING SPEECH. 386 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,841 - AW! 387 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,110 - ALL RIGHT. IT'S DOWN THERE. 388 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,812 - YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, WALTER. - JUST LET ME CALL IT IN. 389 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,180 [radio static] 390 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,915 ALTHOUGH, I'M THE ONLY ONE ON AT NIGHT... 391 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,818 [quietly] WHY DO I EVEN HAVE A RADIO? 392 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,586 - ANDREW. 393 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,121 HI. 394 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:10,590 I MEAN... HI. 395 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,559 - HEY, EMMA. YOU OKAY? 396 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,428 ARE YOU ILL? - NO, I'M GOOD. 397 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,597 UM...COOL PENS. 398 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,833 I WAS JUST UP HERE AND... 399 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,602 UH, WAS WONDER-- 400 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,372 WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU 401 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,841 WANTED TO GO HAVE A DRINK SOMETIME. 402 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,342 - AWESOME. YEAH. 403 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,343 - GREAT! 404 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,845 - YEAH. NO. THAT'D BE COOL. 405 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,513 - OH. DO YOU HAVE A NUMBER? 406 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,283 - IS IT IN THE DIRECTORY? - YES. 407 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,985 - [laughs] - UM... 408 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,053 WHAT IS THIS? - SPIN DOCTORS. 409 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,956 - YOU LIKE THE SPIN DOCTORS? 410 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,124 - TOTALLY! THEY MIGHT BE TOURING. 411 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,292 IF YOU-- 412 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,127 - YOU DON'T THINK THEY'RE THE MOST 413 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,862 OVERRATED BAND IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC? 414 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,030 - THE SPIN DOCTORS OPERATE 415 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,498 ON LIKE A THOUSAND DIFFERENT LEVELS. 416 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,933 - THE SPIN DOCTORS ARE SO BAD 417 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,601 THAT ACTUAL MEDICAL DOCTORS 418 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,004 ARE CONSIDERING CHANGING THE NAME OF THEIR PROFESSION 419 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,371 IN ORDER TO DISTANCE THEMSELVES 420 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,640 FROM THOSE TALENTLESS POSEUR ART GEEKS 421 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,642 WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BE DOING THE WHOLE WORLD A FAVOR 422 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,912 IF THEY KILLED EACH OTHER IN A SUICIDE PACT. 423 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,346 - IS SHE GONNA FLIRT WITH ANOTHER GUY LATER 424 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,580 AFTER SHE HUMILIATES THIS GUY? 425 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,049 - YOU DIDN'T EVEN LIKE LITTLE MISS? 426 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,151 - UGH! - EMMA, THERE YOU--OH! 427 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,653 HI! 428 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,655 IS THIS THE GUY YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT? 429 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,958 OH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HE HAD SO MANY QUALITIES 430 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,559 WORTH POINTING OUT AND COMPLIMENTING. 431 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,128 - I SAID I LIKED HIS PENS. 432 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,363 - DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIS HAIR. 433 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,332 - WELL... - OR--OH, LOOK AT HIM! 434 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,001 THIS IS A PHOTO OF HIM HOLDING A GIANT FISH! 435 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,503 - [laughs] - OH! OUTDOORSY! 436 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,672 SUCH BROAD SHOULDERS. 437 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,241 - SEE? SHE'S NICE. 438 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,342 - SORRY. IT'S A DEAL BREAKER. 439 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,643 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 440 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,545 - OH... - LET'S GO GET A DRINK. 441 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,113 - SORRY. 442 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,248 OHH... 443 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,515 - ODDS OF A WEDDING SEEM LOW, 444 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,184 BUT THIS WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING STORY. 445 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,352 - SHUT UP. 446 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,520 - SO WHEN NORTHBRIDGE TELECOM 447 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,656 WON THE PROXY FIGHT WITH FILMORE COMMUNICATIONS, 448 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,125 THAT COMPANY BECAME PIERCE CABLEVISION. 449 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,626 WHOA, WHOA. HANG ON A SECOND. 450 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,662 FILMORE WAS ACTUALLY A LEVERAGED BUYOUT. 451 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,498 - OUR DAD WORKED FOR PIERCE. YOU FIRED HIM. 452 00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,632 - SORRY. 453 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,201 - ENOUGH ABOUT US. I MEAN, UH... 454 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,635 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS INTO? [cell phone rings] 455 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,972 - HEY! THERE'S A PARTY AT ZETA! 456 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,139 WE SHOULD GO! 457 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,141 THANKS, YOU GUYS! - BYE! SEE YOU LATER. 458 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,110 - I'M GONNA GO WITH YOU GUYS IF YOU WANT. 459 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,578 - OH, IT'S OKAY. - YOU SURE? 460 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,613 - YES. - YEAH, NO WORRIES. 461 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,348 - IT'S LOOKING A LITTLE BIT DEAD AROUND HERE, GERRY. 462 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,416 WE'RE GONNA HEAD OVER TO ZANZIBAR 463 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,285 IF YOU WANNA COME WITH US. - OH, WELL, ACTUALLY... 464 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,686 - WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED. 465 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:20,954 - YEAH. I KNOW ABOUT THIS PARTY, 466 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,322 AND THERE'S GONNA BE WOMEN THERE. 467 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,324 AND, UM... 468 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,027 - UH...WEED. 469 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,432 [chuckles] SORRY. 470 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,701 - ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET MY COAT. THANKS. 471 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,172 - WEED? - I DON'T KNOW. 472 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,373 - I ATE A BROWNIE ONCE. 473 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:44,011 - [stammers] CAN I HAVE A CHECK, PLEASE? 474 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,278 - ROUGH NIGHT? 475 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,379 - OH, UH... 476 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,082 DEFINITELY NOT GONNA MAKE THE "BEST OF" ALBUM, NO. 477 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,583 - WELL, MAYBE THINGS WILL TURN AROUND. 478 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,021 - I DON'T SEE HOW, BUT, UH, THANKS ANYWAY. 479 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,623 - I MEANT MAYBE MEETING ME WILL TURN THINGS AROUND. 480 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,358 - O-OH! 481 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,527 OH, THIS IS... WE'RE HITTING IT OFF. 482 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,494 - [laughs] YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO 483 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,696 SAY THAT OUT LOUD, BUT I THINK YOU'RE CUTE. 484 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,498 - UM... 485 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,235 I'M SORRY. YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO-- 486 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,103 - I AM HERE WITH A FRIEND, THOUGH. 487 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,205 - EXCUSE ME. UM... 488 00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,074 GERRY! DON'T LEAVE. 489 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,278 - SO HE LIKED ONE STUPID BAND. 490 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,646 YOU CANNOT BE TOO PICKY 491 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,780 OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP 36 AND SINGLE. 492 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,582 - WHAT CAN I SAY? 493 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,384 I LIKE WHAT I LIKE, AND I HATE WHAT I HATE. 494 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,719 AND AS FAR AS TURNING INTO YOU, YOU KINDA PULL IT OFF. 495 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,156 - HMM. ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST GONNA FIND ALEX AND MAKE FUN OF HIM. 496 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,490 WHY DON'T YOU GRAB US A COUPLE OF GIMLETS. 497 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,225 MAKE SURE YOU CRUSH THE BARTENDER'S SELF-ESTEEM 498 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,094 IN THE PROCESS. - GOT IT. 499 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,763 [women laughing] 500 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:37,597 - SO I'M IN A WHITE KIMONO-- 501 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,766 FOR REASONS I DON'T WANNA GO INTO-- 502 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,768 AND I'M STAGGERING AROUND, 503 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,570 AND IN JAPAN, THE WALLS ARE MADE OF PAPER. 504 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,538 I STEP RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL, 505 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:49,042 AND A MAID SEES ME AND STARTS TO SHOUT, 506 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,578 "OBAKE! OBAKE!" WHICH MEANS, "GHOST! GHOST!" 507 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,313 IN JAPANESE. 508 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,647 - HI, YOU TWO. 509 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,383 - HEY! - HELLO, ALEX. 510 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:57,784 GERALD. LADIES. 511 00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,653 - YES, YES. TWO VERY HAPPY LADIES. 512 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,789 HELEN, THIS IS SUSAN AND KARA. 513 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,391 SUSAN AND KARA, THIS IS HELEN. 514 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,793 - WELL! OKAY! GREAT. 515 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,129 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT TONIGHT, GERALD. 516 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,064 - HEY, WE WILL. - OKAY. 517 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,832 - HEY, WHO WANTS A TEQUILA SHOT? 518 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,367 - OOH! I DO. 519 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,303 - OH, GOD, IF I MUST, I SUPPOSE... 520 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,272 - LOOK AT YOU, GETTIN' IT DONE. 521 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,641 I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED. 522 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,775 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY. 523 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,445 AFTER ALL, I... GOT GAME. 524 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,846 - [laughs] 525 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,515 I'M SURPRISED I'M... 526 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:31,384 FINDING THIS ACTUALLY A LITTLE HOT. 527 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,520 ISH. - WELL, THANK YOU. 528 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,654 ISH. 529 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,657 - WELL, THEN, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT. 530 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,659 GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 531 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,394 UM...SORRY ABOUT THAT. 532 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,662 UH... 533 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,796 I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO FORWARD, 534 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,699 BUT SHOULD WE THINK ABOUT MOVING THIS PARTY ELSEWHERE? 535 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,668 I MEAN, MY PLACE IS RIGHT NEARBY. 536 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,203 - JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, WE GET PAID UP FRONT. 537 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,405 - KINDA SMALL BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S...COZY. 538 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,374 WHAT? 539 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,775 - IT'S $1,000 FOR BOTH OF US FOR THE NIGHT 540 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,210 AND IF YOU WANT ANYTHING WEIRD, 541 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,378 I MEAN, THAT'S OBVIOUSLY EXTRA. 542 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,380 PLUS MATERIALS. 543 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,249 - [laughs] ARE YOU KIDDING? 544 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,450 - FINE. 545 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,118 800. BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU. 546 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,386 - TEQUILA SHOTS COMING UP. 547 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,787 THIS PARTY'S JUST GETTING STARTED. 548 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,789 - IT ACTUALLY MAY BE WINDING DOWN. 549 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,459 - NO. I'M RARING TO GO. YOU RARING? 550 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:13,860 - I AM RARING. - YEAH. YEAH. 551 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,728 LET'S ALL GO SOMEWHERE. - SOUNDS GREAT! 552 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,464 - HI. UH, I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT AGAIN. 553 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:18,798 I FORGOT MY PURSE. 554 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,567 CAN I JUST PUT SOME DRINKS ON YOUR TAB? 555 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,135 - YES, YOU CAN, THAT'S FINE. PLEASE GO. 556 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,671 - NO, HELEN, STAY. IT'S GONNA GET A LITTLE WILD, 557 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,306 BUT... - SO YOU WANNA DO A FIVE-WAY? 558 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,708 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - 'CAUSE THAT'S AN EXTRA 500. 559 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,279 - YOU'RE HOOKERS? 560 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,813 - WE CAN PRETEND NOT TO BE HOOKERS 561 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:34,847 IF IT BLOWS THE FANTASY. 562 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,717 - WE STILL HAVE TO BE PAID FOR THE SEX, THOUGH. 563 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,918 - I'M JUST GONNA STEP IN HERE FOR A SECOND. 564 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,787 LET'S ALL JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 565 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,724 AND JUST ACKNOWLEDGE HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS! 566 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,260 SORRY. YOU DO HAVE GAME, ALEX. 567 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,461 WOW! - YOU KNOW WHAT? 568 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,397 WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO AROUND AND AROUND. 569 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,898 SORRY THIS DIDN'T WORK OUT. 570 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,132 KARA. 571 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,435 - I'M SORRY. 572 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,305 - I'LL GET THE CHECK. 573 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,409 - SO...THAT'S HOW A PROFESSIONAL DOES IT. 574 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,810 - NO. NO MOCKING. NOT NOW. 575 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,178 - COME ON. IT'S FUNNY. 576 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:07,214 - HILARIOUS. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT UNGER. 577 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,316 I'LL CALL HIM. I'LL TAKE HIM OUT TO LUNCH. 578 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,951 I'LL SMILE, TOUCH HIS ARM, SHOW SOME CLEAVAGE. 579 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,820 IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 580 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:14,821 - ACTUALLY, IT MIGHT NOT BE NECESSARY. 581 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,856 CHECK IT OUT. - GERALD. 582 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,591 IF YOU LEAVE, YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 583 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,792 WE'RE THE ONLY SHOP THAT HAS THE RESOURCES 584 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,961 TO HANDLE AN INTERNATIONAL TELECOM. 585 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,696 - LISTEN, I LIKE THE FIRM. IT'S JUST-- 586 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,532 - [mimicking] "OH, LISTEN, I LIKE THE FIRM." 587 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,400 WHY DON'T YOU TRY LOVING IT? AND IF YOU THINK YOU CAN 588 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,935 DO BETTER ELSEWHERE, BE MY GUEST. 589 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,337 WE'LL THROW A PARTY WHEN YOUR COMPANY GOES BANKRUPT. 590 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,938 WE'LL DANCE AND SING. 591 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,306 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - EMMA. 592 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,808 - HE SAID HIS EX-WIFE WAS A BALL-BUSTER. 593 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,610 IT'S WHAT EMMA DOES BEST. 594 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,811 - YEAH. REDUCE A MAN TO A PUDDLE. 595 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,813 - MM. HUH. 596 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,316 - SO...WHY DON'T YOU BUY ME A DRINK? 597 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,551 - ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME? 598 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,553 - NO. APPARENTLY, I FLIRT TOO MUCH. 599 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,488 I JUST FORGOT MY PURSE AND I WANT A DRINK. 600 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,691 - 'CAUSE I HAVE TO WARN YOU, I AM $1,000 FOR THE NIGHT. 601 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,226 - IS THAT HOW MUCH THEY CHARGE? 602 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,827 - APPARENTLY. PLUS MATERIALS. 603 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,995 - WHAT KIND OF MATERIALS? 604 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,364 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 605 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,865 [both laughing] 606 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:05,938 [loud rustling] 607 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,942 [TV playing] 608 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:10,810 - WE DON'T NEED THIS MUCH BOUNDARIES. 609 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,445 YOU CAN WATCH FROM THE SAME ZIP CODE. 610 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,414 - IT'S NOT A BOUNDARIES THING. 611 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:15,948 YOU JUST MAKE SO MUCH NOISE WITH THOSE DAMN WRAPPERS. 612 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,684 WHICH WAS PART OF THE NEGOTIATIONS, BY THE WAY. 613 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,552 - FINE. 614 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:20,887 - YOU SURE? - YEAH. 615 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,491 - ALL RIGHT. IF IT'S WHAT YOU WANT. 616 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,360 THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT, WITH THE EYE CONTACT? 617 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,895 THEN YOU'RE GONNA ASK FOR A FOOT RUB IN A MINUTE, 618 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,697 AND THEN WE'RE OFF TO THE RACES, AREN'T WE? 619 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,699 - I JUST WANT POPCORN. THOSE ARE GROSS. 620 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,833 - NO. - COME ON. 621 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,568 - THAT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. NO. - PLEASE! 622 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,704 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. - GIVE ME SOME, 623 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,038 AND I'LL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 624 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,907 ONE HANDFUL, PLEASE. 625 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,809 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS. 626 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,411 THOUGHT YOU WERE THE RULE ENFORCER. 627 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,479 - I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE RULE ENFORCER. 628 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,816 - THAT'S RIGHT. I AM. 629 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,384 GO SIT IN YOUR CHAIR. 630 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,854 - REALLY? - YES. IT'S THE LAW, SIR. 631 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,559 - THIS IS REALLY FUN SO FAR. 632 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:03,029 - MM. - I REALLY LIKE HER HAT. 633 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,931 - SO BE IT. 45455

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