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- What's this fellow up to? - Let's check him out.

GALLANT MARTIAL ARTS ACADEMY

- Who are you looking for? - I'm not looking for anyone.

So what are you doing here?

"Expert in correcting bad kung fu."

So you're here looking for trouble!

That's quite a bold statement!

Let's teach him a lesson. Come on!

Wait!

LAM FAI-WONG, WONG MEI-MEI, LUK KIM-MING, LAU HOK-NIN

WAN FAT, WONG WING, KEUNG HON, SIAO SAN-YAN, FONG PING

You're here causing trouble for no reason.

What do you want?

Nothing.

Where are you from?

I come from hell.

You've taught your students badly.

I feel disgusted and I want to fix it.

The arrogance of you!

ASST. DIRECTOR: WAN FAT COSTUMES: LAU KWAI-YAU

WAN

Get lost.

What do you want from us?

You are in my way.

You must be joking.

You're going that way, and I'm sitting here.

Surely, we are going separate ways.

Neither is encroaching on the other's space.

You're in deep trouble.

No matter what you say, I won't let you get away with it.

- So, you're just looking for trouble. - Hurry and pack up your stall.

Don't be so arrogant!

Pride comes before a fall.

You really think you can fight?

Well, then, I'll do you a favor and correct your poor kung fu.

- Why, you... - Teacher, let us handle this.

It'll be just a trivial matter for the three of us.

One of us is enough!

Don't be so proud!

Two is even better!

Even better, no?

Three will be too much for you.

Let's attack together!

- I'll give you a beating. - I'll fight you to the death!

My friend, you have gone too far in bullying my students.

Old man, you've only your incompetence to blame.

You dare to create a scene on my turf.

Is that why you hurt people?

I used only a third of my power just now.

Since you're pushing us so hard, let's see how good you really are.

Very well.

I'll offer a real bargain today: buy three, get one for free. My treat!

The older the better.

Come and get some!

- Teacher! - Teacher, are you alright?

- Teacher? - Teacher, are you alright?

I'm useless... useless! So are you.

I don't know how I can carry on now.

- Teacher! - Teacher!

Ancestors of our clan, who reside in heaven,

I beg for your forgiveness.

I have tarnished our clan's reputation today.

Don't feel bad, Teacher.

- Hey, come out here. - Quick!

Hey, why are you being so mysterious?

The three of us need to discuss an important matter.

About what?

We all know we have to take revenge on that fellow who insulted us today.

That goes without saying. We must.

But how do we go about it?

Even our teacher was defeated, so what could we do?

Right, even together, we were useless.

That's what we have to discuss.

I have a plan. See if you agree.

Tell us.

We'll have to put our feelings aside and leave Teacher for now.

- What? Leave Teacher? - We'll do it this way...

Give me some water. Water!

Give me water!

Ah Tian!

Ah Fu!

Ah Tian!

Ah Tian!

Surely they haven't all left me?

Right, let's split up here and seek out our respective teachers.

After perfecting our kung fu skills, we'll return and exact revenge.

When shall we meet up again?

Let's give ourselves six months. How's that?

Fine. That coincides with Teacher's birthday, so we must get back at all costs.

We must perfect our skills and avenge our wrong. That will please Teacher.

- It's a deal, then. - Stay resolute.

Which direction do we go?

East, south, west...

Hey, I'll go south.

I was about to say, I can only meet good fortune by going south.

- Hey, I want to go south, too. - I said it first!

Stop! Stop arguing.

Whoever grabs the rock wins and gets to go south.

SOUTH

Stop! He's gone.

Madam Fang, Master Ma is waiting for you.

Madam Fang, I've told you before,

with your husband dead, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?

Right! Why don't you just marry Master Ma?

- He'll treat you well. - That's true.

You have to sell tofu every day and feed your blind father-in-law.

It must be so hard on you.

How about it? Will you marry me?

Hey, don't go! Let's talk about it!

You're too pretty to be selling tofu for the rest of your life.

Hey, don't go!

To support your livelihood, you should marry me.

Right! You must be tired, let us carry it for you.

- You want to carry it? - Yes!

Very well.

- Thank you. - Hey!

- You shouldn't bully women. - Mind your own business!

Are you alright, madam?

This doesn't concern you!

Get lost!

Left! Right!

Watch your leg!

Want a taste of my tofu? Go right ahead!

Front strike! Back strike! And side strike!

Watch your heart.

This woman's kung fu is not bad at all.

Right, I'll follow her.

Who's there?

- Who are you? - Ow!

It's you!

- Why did you follow me home? - I...

What do you want?

- I'm hungry. - Hungry?

That's right. I haven't eaten for three days and three nights.

- What's that got to do with me? - Madam...

What do you do for a living?

Madam, I'm just a poor orphan.

My parents died long ago, and they'd been in substantial debt.

I'm being chased by creditors,

that's why I had to leave home and ended up here.

- How do I know if all that's true? - It's true!

Look, I've been travelling with this shabby case. I'm pathetic!

Alright, I believe you.

Thank you!

This woman has a kind heart.

Hey, why are you still here?

Madam, would you let me stay?

You're asking too much!

You only stand to gain. I can help you grind beans to make tofu.

I can be your handyman. I can help you carry it to market.

And if anyone bullies you, I can be your bodyguard.

- My bodyguard? - Of course! I know some kung fu.

I'll show you.

If you're not convinced, let me fight you.

You're for real!

Fine! See if this scares you!

Sniff it.

It stinks!

Come on!

Oh, that's bad.

I've just eaten a load of soft tofu and now I'm going to throw up.

Alright, alright...

I won't be your bodyguard, I'll just be your handyman.

Ah Tian.

If you want to stay here, you have to follow what I say.

Alright, deal! What is your command?

From today onwards, you can't use your hands to grind the beans.

- No hands? What do I use, then? - Your feet.

- My feet? - Yes.

Hey, hey! What do you mean?

You've no intention of hiring me!

Stop arguing. If you don't want to do it, just leave!

Alright, whatever you say.

To learn kung fu from her, I guess one must suffer hardship.

Oh, you gambling fool! Where have you been?

You damn fool! You even lost our piglets in gambling!

I'll teach you a lesson when I find you!

Come out from wherever you're hiding!

Oh! And you, you bastard, just pissing everywhere!

You're more despicable than a dog!

You scared me, you stupid woman!

You're a real person?

Are you blind, son?

You knew I was here and still pissed on me!

Look.

- Who are you? - Good question.

I'm the notorious gambler of the village.

Then it serves you right I pissed on you, you fool.

Hey, what makes it right, huh?

- If I hadn't pissed on you just now... - Well?

...you would've been chopped to pieces by your wife!

Right, well done!

- Forget it. - Hey, where are you going?

- Nowhere in particular. - Good!

Then, I'll take you out for some fun. What do you think?

- To do what? - A bit of this...

You got money for gambling today?

I have none, but this young gentleman has.

Gambler, should I place my bag of money on the bet now?

No, wait for the right opportunity.

Boss, he's another amateur.

Reel him in slowly.

Place your bets, come on!

- Come on! - Come on!

Place your bets!

And show!

Good!

- We won. - Do I place my money on the bet now?

Let's win a few more rounds just to make sure.

Give them some inducement first.

Come on, now!

You want to bet such a large amount of money?

Of course! What's to be afraid of? We still have a bag of money.

Come on, place your bets!

Show!

Hey, the Gambler's over here!

You gambling fool, I'll kill you!

There's nowhere for you to run!

I'll chop off your hands so you can't gamble anymore!

Let go! Why are you grabbing me?

- There's nothing in his bag. - There he is!

- You've got nothing at all, you bastard! - But I'm not...

Are you trying to play tricks on us?

Out of my way!

Don't let him go! Grab him!

Eh? Where is he?

Stop there!

Talking to me?

- You don't know your place, you cripple! - What do you mean?

I was beating up that bastard just now and you came barging in.

What? I didn't barge in.

I was trying to take their money and you helped them attack me.

Really? I'm so sorry.

Hold on! You can't just say sorry and forget about it.

What do you want, then?

The least you can do is compensate me for my loss.

- Hand over all that you have. - I've got very little.

But I wonder if you can grab it from me.

How arrogant of you. Hurry and hand it over!

That's too much trouble for me.

Get it yourself.

Alright, I'll take your life as well!

Oh, spare my life!

Hey, don't go!

Hey, wait! Wait!

- Mister, what's your surname? - Han He.

- Your name? - Han He.

- And the name of your style of kung fu? - Han He.

- What kind of kung fu is "Han He"? - Han He.

Han He?

Would you like something to eat?

I sure would.

Are you one of those types who murder people for money?

I wouldn't dare!

- I just want to learn kung fu from you. - Stop your jokes!

How would a person like me know kung fu?

True, that's exactly why I want to learn from you.

Oh, damn you.

Mister, is that alright?

Mister?

Mister!

Hurry up and leave.

I won't leave unless you teach me.

You're crazy!

Teacher, good morning!

Who's your teacher? You have no shame!

Teacher, I have nowhere to go. I just want to be your student.

What? You'd better just leave and stay out of my way.

That's the kid who stirred up all the trouble yesterday.

That's right, it's him!

Get him!

Calm down and stop fighting.

You hear him, stop fighting.

Hey, Boss!

Boss, show my teacher some respect.

- Your teacher? - Well...

Teacher, shh!

Listen, I was wrong about what happened yesterday.

I was beaten up by my teacher after that, too.

Forgive me.

- So Han He is your teacher? - Yes.

His teacher? No wonder Han He secretly helped him yesterday.

Hey!

- Okay? - Alright, I'll let you go.

Let's go!

- Old Han, we're doing this for you. - Thank you.

Goodbye.

Hey...

Let me ask you something. What did you say to him just now?

I told them that not only are you my teacher,

but you're also my godfather.

Teacher, no matter what you do to me,

as long as the world exists, you'll be my teacher for life!

- Why did you cast a net over me? - You dared to steal my dried fish.

- Are they yours? - Who else's do you think they are?

Uncle, please let me go. Please.

You don't look like a thief. Alright, I'll let you go.

- Hungry? - Yes, I haven't eaten for days.

Alright, go! And don't steal anymore!

If the fish taste good, I should come and steal some again.

This old guy knows kung fu.

What an accidental discovery, without any effort at all.

Didn't you promise not to steal my fish again, son?

How come you're back here?

I haven't stolen any of your dried fish.

You were spying on me practicing kung fu. That's a crime!

The only thing I'd steal from you is your kung fu.

But frankly speaking, old man,

your kung fu is so bad that I couldn't be bothered to steal it.

- What are you talking about? - I'm speaking plain Chinese.

You don't believe me? Let me show you something.

How's that, old man? Do you have the guts to fight me?

So, old man, do you have the guts?

If you don't say anything, I'll fight you.

Forgive me for being so rude.

Say something, then. Are you going to fight?

Not bad.

Uncle, your "Fisherman Staff" techniques are really good.

- Well, now you know. - I was just trying to provoke you.

- Now I want to become your student. - What did you say?

I've been travelling for several days in search of a kung fu teacher.

I'm hungry, I have no place to sleep, and it's really very nice to meet you.

- So what? - Well...

I just want you to teach me that "Fisherman Staff" technique.

Please, I beg of you, take me as your student.

I earnestly plead with you, Uncle.

Alright, but I have certain conditions.

Fine. Tell me, what are the conditions?

It's only last month that my employee left me.

You've turned up at just the right time.

If you really want to learn from me,

help me with my fishing while you're training.

Alright. It's a deal.

You will have to train for two years.

- Two years? - Think about it.

Two years...

But we brothers have agreed to avenge Teacher after half a year.

What should I do?

Maybe I'll just lie to this old man.

- Have you decided yet? - I have.

I'll do whatever you say.

- You have to stay for two years. - Two years. No more and no less.

- Deal? - It's definitely a deal!

Good. Let's go fishing right away, then.

Two, three...

Please do me a favor and buy one.

Boss, please buy one.

Please buy one.

Please buy one.

Boss...

Don't move!

Now you're in trouble, old man.

This is the second time we meet today.

- Brother, what do you want? - Don't you dare call me brother!

Usually I only fight someone once.

However, in your case, I'll beat you up every time I see you!

- What grudge do you have against me? - I hate reading these words!

STUDENT OF 3RD GENERATION OF TONG BI SCHOOL

What's wrong with you, bullying an old man like that?

You're a disgrace!

Are you trying to intervene?

We just want to have some fun with you.

Remember never to intervene in someone else's affairs.

Make sure we don't cross paths again.

Master Wan...

Master Fu... it's you again.

Please sit.

Eat while it's still hot, Master Wan.

Master Fu, you've been taking good care of me.

I sincerely thank you.

Master Wan, you are all alone here.

I only live next door, it's no problem bringing food over.

As the saying goes,

"A man's true heart will be revealed in time."

Master Fu, this is the value of a genuine friendship.

Oh, don't think about that too much. Come, have a drink.

Your health.

My food and drink is simple fare.

You're very kind.

Those three lads...

Have you heard any news from your three students?

They just left without a word.

Where have they gone?

I raised them from childhood.

I can't believe that they left me after I lost the fight.

How ungrateful!

Oh, don't be disheartened. Here, cheers.

Cheers.

Ah Tian, get some rest.

Alright.

Master Wan...

- Master Wan, have your meal first. - I'm not eating.

Oh? Why not?

I want to fight!

What? Fight who?

- You! - Me?

- Yes. - Master Wan, are you joking?

- I think you must be drunk. - I am not!

You get better with age.

Alright, Master Wan, come and have something to eat.

Get away from me!

Fine, eat later, then. I shall leave you.

You can't leave!

If you don't spar with me today,

don't think of crossing that bridge ever again!

Master Wan, I think you really must be drunk!

I won't let you pass!

Master Wan, please let me go.

Master Wan, are you serious about this?

Very much so! Do your best against me!

You old bastard, you have no conscience.

- What the hell use is a conscience? - You're no better than a beast.

No wonder your three students deserted you!

Enough talk! Let's fight!

Very well.

I may be a humble hermit, but I am no ordinary man.

Since you're forcing me, I'll fight you. Come on!

I'd rather not break your wine jug.

I thought as much. You indeed have some skill, you old bastard.

When I was honing my skills, you were just a medicine seller!

Are you trying to kill me?

Come on, kill me if you can!

If I killed you, no one would bring me meals then!

Still thinking of food? It's unlikely you'll eat anymore after this!

Trying to leave?

Just watch me now!

I said I wouldn't let you leave.

You can't kill me.

Don't worry, I won't kill you. I'm just playing with you!

What? You're just using me for your training?

We're like brothers, us two.

I'm not fighting you for real. Come on, let's have a drink.

Damn you. What a waste of effort! Fine, I'll drink with you.

She just bosses me around and won't teach me any kung fu.

Ah Tian, come here.

Coming!

- Is that for me? - You wish!

Help me deliver some eggs to the old fellow next door.

Oh, that blind old man?

What old man? He's my father-in-law. Go on.

Old man, I've brought you some food.

- From my daughter-in-law? - Yes.

They're cooked.

I know, I can recognize food cooked by my daughter-in-law.

Well, eat them while they're hot.

Wait...

You'd like to try some too, right?

If I tucked in, there'd hardly be any left for you.

How come?

You think I'm scared of an old chap like you?

Oh, is that so?

But you'd like to try these eggs, wouldn't you?

I could try them anytime I wanted. Just watch.

I placed the eggs here.

I could grab them faster than you could anytime.

Not necessarily.

- What did you say? - I don't think you could take any.

Damn you, old man.

Not only are you old and blind, but stupid as well!

How dare you look down on me! Alright, I'll eat them.

Not bad.

Since I have nothing better to do, let's fight.

- Your strategy has failed. - Damn you, old man.

- You can balance that really well. - Let's try again, shall we?

Where's it gone?

Still want to play, son?

I don't have the time.

- Wait. - What?

You have two eggs on you.

You're wrong, old man.

I can't be wrong.

I know what my daughter-in-law prepared for me.

If you know, where are they, then?

In your stomach. But you haven't eaten them yet.

Crazy old man!

You can't leave until you give back the eggs.

Old man, you're too much!

As I said, you can't leave until you give back the eggs.

Considering you're blind, I'll spare you, otherwise I'd...

Stop grumbling. Out with the eggs.

- Where are the eggs, then? - Here!

Old Master, so you are the teacher.

So, at last you address me as "Old Master".

Why don't you teach me, Old Master?

Teach you?

Aren't you learning from my daughter-in-law?

Did you say Madam Fang is teaching me?

I think so.

She practices every night for the sake of showing you her kung fu skills.

Her kung fu is the "Deadly Kick" inherited from our Yang family.

- Did you teach her? - Indeed I did.

The teachings have passed down to my daughter-in-law now.

Her husband died when she was still quite young.

He was killed by brigands.

So she practices kung fu for self-defense.

What do I do to make her teach me kung fu?

You must think of a way by yourself.

How do I get the chance to fight with her?

I must think of a way.

- Ah Tian, what are you doing? - I want to rape you!

- What did you say? - Rape followed by murder!

This technique is the "Groin Kick".

Entangle the head, step on the center, then sweeping kick technique.

The hands act like two doors.

The feet are for attacking.

Hands in tri-section.

Seven-star stance form.

Maneuver left and right.

The "Seven-star Kick".

To evade is to attack, to attack is to retreat.

Both crouched and focused.

And the kick. Kick! Kick!

Evade!

- Wait, I know what this form is called. - What is it?

- It's called "Widow In Heat". - Why, you...

I bought the wine!

Hey, why are you stealing my chicken?

The chicken is good, but, alas, we've run out of wine.

- Bring the wine. - Eh?

Who are you?

The famous "Ninth Drunken Immortal".

What? "Ninth Drunken Immortal"?

That's right, brother of Eighth Drunken Immortal.

Stop bragging!

I've never heard that the Eighth Drunken Immortal had a brother.

You're just a crowing cockerel! You know nothing at all.

Whatever! Why are you eating at my teacher's table?

Your teacher? Who's that?

The most famous Han He.

Oh, that cripple? He's been arrested by the authorities.

What? Arrested by the authorities?

He doesn't have permission to dwell here, it's illegal.

I filed a complaint against him.

Don't touch! You want to drink my wine?

Chicken with no wine... That's no fun, is it?

Damn you, old man! You just steal and beat people up.

Hey, don't drink that!

Try shouting at me now.

You old bastard.

- Oh, Teacher. - What's going on?

This old man is stealing our food.

What? He's stealing our food?

- He's finished off my chicken legs! - And he beat me up, too.

- Student. - Yes!

- Beat him for me. - Yes.

- Teacher, what should I do? - Single-legged Crane Form.

Hey, I did it, Teacher!

- "Hungry Crane Preying On Shrimps." - Yes!

I did it again, Teacher!

Then try the Reverse Crane Strike on him.

Teacher!

Oh, Teacher...

There's nothing he can do.

What should I do next, Teacher?

The Crane Fist is a style with many changing forms.

Agile hands, feet firm, sharp eyes.

Hit him again.

Submit?

- Oh, student! - Yes, Teacher.

Grappling technique, crouching stance.

Got it.

Never mind that, Student.

Ah Gau, you've had a hard day, eh?

Your student is so good, he's beaten me black and blue all over.

It's really been tough on you today.

I'll buy you some wine as an apology.

Teacher, is he...?

Oh, let me explain. I invited him over to test your kung fu.

What?

You've beaten the Ninth Drunken Immortal.

You can leave now.

Does that mean I could also beat the Eighth Drunken Immortal?

Of course it does!

Teacher, I shall leave to seek vengeance then.

Very well. Now I don't have to feed you anymore.

Farewell!

Uncle...

- Ah Fu, what are you doing? - Nothing.

Nothing? Then why are you carrying a bag?

Don't lie to me. Are you ready for running away?

Running away? No, why would I?

You're trying to make off as soon as I leave home.

No, Uncle, that's not true.

Don't you remember that you promised to work for me for two years?

Yes, but I...

It's not that easy!

Uncle, since you've already found me out, please let me go.

- You really want to leave? - Yes, yes...

Very well, fight your way out if you can!

Uncle, I must speak frankly. I can't stay here for two years.

It must be two years!

Uncle, we three brothers agreed to avenge our teacher after half a year.

- If I don't return, how will I fight? - I don't care.

Uncle, my teacher is in a pitiful state.

He's living alone in a dilapidated temple. Please let me go to him.

That's not my problem!

Uncle, we've been bullied by a hoodlum.

I must avenge my teacher.

With kung fu like yours, you'll surely disappoint your teacher!

- But that's what you've taught me. - You're not ready yet!

Uncle, please let me go. Please, let me go!

Go, then.

Thank you, Uncle, thank you!

See you again.

- Wait. - Yes, Uncle?

You've been training hard for the past six months or so.

In such a short time, what you've learnt is likely to be limited.

- Yes, I realize that. - So, you'd better be careful.

Thank you, Uncle. See you again.

This day last year,

the three lads were happily celebrating my birthday.

But today...

Teacher!

Teacher, we've come back in time to celebrate your birthday today.

Happy birthday, Teacher.

Many happy returns.

You three still have the nerve to come here?

Teacher, we three brothers are the closest people to you.

Why shouldn't we return to see you?

You dare claim you're close to me?

One morning I woke up, and all three of you were gone!

Disappeared for half a year!

Teacher, we left because we...

Teacher, today's your birthday. Don't get angry.

You can punish us another day.

That's right, Teacher.

We've brought you a present for your birthday.

What present?

Look at the three of you. I doubt you'd bring me anything worthy!

Teacher, let's keep it as a surprise for the time being.

- We just have to go out for a while. - Out? Where?

- Let's go out for a drink. - To celebrate your birthday.

Come on, then.

- Teacher, have a drink. - Cheers, Teacher.

Cheers.

You said you'd brought me a present. So what is it?

Teacher, don't worry about that. Let's have a drink first.

You'll be really pleased with the present.

- That's right, don't worry. - Teacher, let's have a drink.

Drink.

Oh, the present's arrived!

Look at him.

- "Expert in correcting bad kung fu." - Teacher, we didn't lie to you.

So, you're the ones who challenged me.

The thought never crossed your mind that we're going to cut you to pieces!

And give the pieces to our teacher as his birthday present.

- How's that sound, Teacher? - Be quiet.

You must be tired of living.

I've already given your teacher a severe beating!

- How dare you challenge me? - Well, you're wrong.

The three of us are different now.

- Right, we're different. - We learnt kung fu.

Then you'll die even faster! Come!

There's no hurry, we're not fighting for a rank.

- Ah Ji, you first. - Alright, watch me.

See how different we are now, Teacher?

- Your kung fu has really improved. - I told you so.

White Crane freestyle!

This is what the widow taught me.

- A serial deadly kick? - You know it.

Come on.

- Ah Tian, how come you're losing? - You try, then.

- Hey, watch out for his spear. - Right.

Hey! Let me deal with him.

- Teacher! - Teacher, we can't handle it.

- What's the matter? - Teacher, look.

Teacher, save him. Please save him.

- Teacher, fight. - Fight him!

Stay.

- Teacher... - Teacher!

What about all the breakages? Who'll pay for them?

He can pay!

There's not much chance of him paying now!