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Oh, Luana, excuse me. Have you seen Tattoo? Yes, I did, Mr. Rourke. He took

presents to the orphanage. He said he'd be right back.

Oh, I see. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Luana.

Tatum.

Tatum.

Tatum.

Get an ambulance quickly.

How is he, Doctor?

Well, we just ran some tests.

We can't be certain until I study the results.

But some of his symptoms indicate that the injury is really serious.

Serious? How serious?

Well, as I just said, I don't know.

I wish I could be more reassuring. I can't.

Has he been told?

No. We want to keep his morale as high as possible.

Until we figure out what this problem is, we want to keep him awake so we can

observe his condition in case there's any change.

We could use your help on that.

Oh, of course, of course, sir.

May I see him now?

Of course, come on.

Hi, boss.

Hello, Tattoo. What are you doing here?

You're supposed to attend to your guest.

Oh, no, no. I cancel all fantasies.

Until you're able to help me again.

Hello, Organic Tattoo.

Hi, Dr. Phillips.

I'm going to take another look at your eyes, if you don't mind.

Can I get?

Keep them awake and talking.

Tattoo, how do you feel?

Are you cold?

Perhaps I should get you a blanket, huh?

No, no, I'm okay, boss. I'm okay.

I'm tired.

Oh, of course, Tattoo. Of course.

Besides, this is fantasy island, and the weather is always perfect.

Well, that's not necessarily true. Don't you remember the day when a certain

young lady came here hoping to meet the man of her dreams?

Oh, sure.

And he turned out to be a genie?

That's right.

You know, this fantasy island's quite a lovely place, don't you think?

It kind of reminds me of Bora Bora.

I must have passed there a hundred times in my bottle.

I just wish it was a little cooler. It's so warm today.

Well, your wish is my command, mistress.

Joe! What have you done?

But you wished.

But I didn't mean to.

You made Fantasy Island look like the North Pole.

Mr. Aristopoulos.

It's freezing.

I'm going to get my coat. Mr.

Aristopoulos, I assume you are responsible for this blizzard.

Well, actually, I am. I wish for it accidentally.

I'm sorry, Mr. Rourke. We both are. You can save your apologies for my office,

but I expect to see you both at precisely 3 o 'clock. I simply will not

having my other guest inconvenienced this way. And Mr. Aristopoulos.

I suggest that you get this iceberg cleared away as quickly as possible.

you please excuse me?

As I recall, the next thing I knew, you were hurrying into my office all set for

winter.

Oh, what happened to the snow?

Snow? What snow?

Here on Fantasy Island?

Surely you must be jesting.

Papa, don't you remember when I was there? The snow?

Really, Tatooine.

Oh.

I don't feel good.

I think I got fever. I think I'm coming down with something.

Oh, my.

Boss, you don't mind if I take two or three days off?

Oh, not at all. But before you go, will you take care of these few small matters

for me?

All right, boss.

Repair gazebo roof collapsed from weight of snow and ice.

Gazebo roof?

Snow and ice?

Boss, snow and ice?

He really did snow, didn't he?

He really did snow, too, yes.

Boss, I get right in it, boss. Don't worry about a thing.

Robin,

this is the first time you're doing this. Come on.

Why, Tattoo, a beautiful woman is attending to you and you are

That's not like you.

Boss, I didn't see it that way.

Well, we're on the subject of beautiful women.

Do you remember when two elderly women came here to relive their experiences as

Ziegfeld girls?

Oh, sure.

How can I forget both?

The early 20s.

I won.

They were many things.

Oh, yes.

They certainly were.

Right to the end, when they decided, for the sake of their friendship, to end

their fantasy.

Now, to do that, all they had to do was tell someone truthfully who they were.

Why weren't we something?

We still are.

Come on, Joanie. We've got something important to do.

But this is our big moment.

I know.

Let's go.

Joanie, I'm not very good at this kind of talk.

But I just want you to know that your friendship means more to me than

else.

Okay, ladies, five minutes, please.

Hey, cutie, come on in here.

I want you to listen very carefully.

Now, we're only having a fantasy, and I'm really a 79 -year -old woman, and

she's 73.

Huh?

Thanks a lot.

Excuse me, what did you say, Justin?

Well, hello.

Now... Now, time is critical, so...

I'll get right to the point.

The head CT scan we did shows an epidural hematoma compressing the brain

It requires immediate surgical evacuation.

In other words, Tatu, we're going to have to operate.

Now, we're going to operate in less than, oh, 35 minutes, so if you don't

any more questions, I'll just run on down to OR and get ready.

There's one thing you need to tell me.

What's that?

What are my chances?

They're not good, huh?

In surgery tattoo, there's always a certain risk.

But you are in excellent physical condition. You're being operated on by

the finest surgeons in the world.

You have the prayers of everyone on this island. Your chances?

I'd say you have the best of all chances.

Okay? Okay.

Why don't you give me a fantasy so they don't have to operate on me?

Oh, if only I could do that, too.

But your accident is part of the past.

Even I can't change that.

Therefore, the operation must be performed, don't you see?

Then why don't you make it that I'm not so scared?

Well, perhaps I can help keep your mind on more pleasant things.

Places you've seen, people you've known.

Gaylord Nelson, for instance.

Do you remember him?

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Right.

Ah, Mr. Nelson, comment allez -vous?

Oh, Tattoo, comment allez -vous?

Très bien, merci, et vous?

Très bien, merci, enchanté. Oh, Tattoo, I do believe that you've grown a little

since the last time I saw you.

You really think so?

At least an inch.

Maybe two.

Don't tell the boss, please.

Heaven forbid, why not?

He likes me this way. I want to keep my job.

Here comes the boss.

Remember, the word is mumps.

Mumps is the word.

Reminds me, boss.

You remember the great song and dance team that gave a wanton lifetime

performance here?

Not offhand, no.

To whom are you referring?

It was you and me, don't you remember?

Ah, yes.

Yes, indeed.

friend, the show was a smash.

But it's not the end, Bob. Not yet.

No? They didn't do my beautiful number.

Oh. You remember?

You promise?

Yes, I did in time.

Lights.

Maestro, introduction, please.

in the back can cause you pain well

so does an old ankle sprain

concussion can kill you but it can

kill you or carry your heart high above

cause nothing

I say nothing hurts like love. Shoo -bee -doo -bee.

Shoo -bee -doo -bee. Yeah.

Nothing hurts like love.

Yeah.

Keep him awake and talking.

What?

You are scared, too, aren't you?

I, tattoo?

You know, I'm glad that you are here.

Very glad.

Actually, I was just recalling another one of our most colorful guests.

Ned Plummer.

Does that name ring a bell?

The guy you wanted to meet, Kid Corey?

That's right.

Mr. Plummer believed that Kit Corey was one of the Old West's unsung heroes.

Wasn't he in for a surprise, huh?

Oh, he was indeed.

What's he doing out there?

Remember now thy creator in the days of thy youth, and the evil days that set

her there. Repent, you sinner, repent!

You, sir, you are an honor to your profession, sir. Good day, sir.

You're not letting him go. That's Kid Corey. He's a killer, a bank robber.

Lying and trickery will do you no good now.

Chester?

Yes. By the time Mr. Plummer was convinced his idol was nothing but a

cheating, no -good outlaw, it was too late.

That scoundrel had tricked the sheriff and the whole town into thinking they

were hanging Kid Corey when he was actually only poor Mr. Plummer himself.

Any last words, kids?

Crime pays.

For some people.

Unregenerate to the end.

Get out of the way, kids. We got a hanging going on.

Tattoo! Would you believe it? I thought you and Mr. Rourke had forgotten all

about me. Let me sink or swim or something like that. I'll tell you

I've learned a great deal about all this. Not that all that romantic stuff

the gunfighters and all that. What are you going to do with that tattoo?

Tattoo, what are you doing?

Tattoo, don't pull that thing. What are you going to do?

I'm going to fulfill your fantasy.

That's what the boss told me to do.

Don't. Don't pull that thing. Because if you pull that thing, I will...

Yes. Robin, are you going to do what I think you're going to be doing?

Come on, Tattoo.

I hardly feel this at all.

Robin, not with a needle that big, that's impossible.

Impossible? Well, you enjoy the impossible.

Ow! It's your favorite kind of fantasy.

Remember Charles Reigns?

Oh, yeah.

The man who wanted to go back to Basin Street in New Orleans.

Yes. But to do that, he had to play the horn, something that for him was

impossible.

Well, now, boy, are you going to play that thing or are you going to stand

and look pretty?

Oh, well, I don't... Oh, come on now, brother.

Blow. Blow for old Camp Town.

As a matter of fact, blow nice and sweet for my friend here so he knows that

you're sorry that he's gone and going on to a better place than this.

Camp Town, Dodds?

At your service.

Okay, let's hear it, sport.

All right.

You asked for it.

Declare Billy Joe we done found ourselves a new horn man, sure enough.

New is right, Camp John.

New is right.

Well, come on, handsome.

You just have to express something about that thing.

Birds?

They're singing their heart out, just like at a wedding.

Perhaps we should talk about something else, Tattoo.

Why?

It was just beautiful, don't you remember?

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Indeed, I do remember.

It's time.

Baby, try not to worry.

You'll be in good hands.

I'll see you later, my friend.

I hope so, boss.

They'll be moving him out of recovery any time now, Mr. Rourke. Oh, thank you.

How is he, doctor?

Well, he's conscious.

Very weak.

The operation is a success.

Oh, what a relief.

What I'm concerned with now is his mental state.

What do you mean?

Depression. Depression is always a possibility after surgery as serious as

was. A very dangerous possibility.

How can I put this to you?

If he should begin to believe that he isn't going to make it,

The chances are he won't.

Hi, boss.

Powers of perception are growing at a fantastic rate, my friend.

You knew who it was without even opening your eyes.

I knew you were going to be here.

I'm going to die.

Why, boss?

That's why I didn't want to talk about your wedding.

Because what happened to your wife is going to happen to me.

Oh, that's not true, Tattoo.

That's not true.

I will never forget the day I found out.

Never.

Tattoo, you still up?

Yes, boss.

What was that telegram?

Oh, nothing, nothing, boss. Well, it must be something. People don't just

telegrams to say nothing.

Tattoo, what's wrong?

Boss, I've got to talk to you.

Of course.

Will you sit down, please?

You are very happy, aren't you?

I've never been happier in my whole life.

I don't know how to tell you this, boss.

I don't know what to say.

You're going to marry Elena and she's... She's going to...

I can tell you. I can tell you.

She's going to die.

You know?

I knew before she came to the island, Tattoo.

Is this why you're going to marry her? Because she's going to die?

I am marrying her only because I love her, Tattoo.

More deeply than anything else in this world.

That's terrible.

Just terrible.

You can give everybody their fantasy.

Why can't you do something?

I would give everything I own, everything I am.

If just this once, the gift of life were among my powers.

I'll

never

forget that day either.

And you know...

It was then I realized how much I depend on you.

Not just as my assistant, but as my friend.

It was easy to be your friend.

Was?

You stop talking like that.

Tattoo, dying is one thing. Being left behind is

quite another.

Think of the people who sent you these flowers.

The drivers, the waitresses, the children.

Me.

If you give up now, if you die, don't you know how

much that would hurt us?

Tattoo, do you remember Mr. Tony Chilton?

wanted to be a fighter pilot in World War II?

Because he wanted to meet his father who had died during that war.

You see, the pain of being left behind like that was something with which Mr.

Chilton had never learned to live.

Is there anybody out there?

Sitting on your tail.

You lost?

Roger.

I didn't know which way was up.

This is your lovable squadron leader, David Chilton.

Just stick close.

That's him. That's my father.

You still look lost.

I found the bar.

Do you mind if I ask you something?

Not at all.

What the hell are you doing flying fighters at your age?

I got friends with influence.

Now, if that were true, you wouldn't be here.

Hey, Luke, sit down.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

What about you?

Where would you be right now if you had your choice?

Mogi, Oklahoma.

I got a little house there right in the outskirts.

Me and Mary, that's my wife.

We picked it up just before I shipped out.

We wanted a nice place for the kid to grow up.

Hey, I got a picture you gotta see.

Here, take a look at this. Here's a little tiger.

Anthony David Chilton.

Ain't he something?

Yeah, sure is.

How about you, Tony? You got a family?

Damn right.

Best in the world.

Next to yours, of course.

Tell me, we couldn't have met somewhere before, could we?

Yeah, I guess it's possible.

I thought so.

We'll figure it out sometime.

Let's see it.

His father was never going to come back from that flight. But it was Mr.

Chilton.

The one who was left behind.

Who suffered the most.

Hey, David.

Wait a minute.

Let me go.

Hell, there's no use you playing the hero around here all the time. Yeah,

I'd be out there looking for you, too.

David, don't go up.

I've got to.

It's my job.

All right.

Then I'll get your point.

Good.

Thank you, boss.

Thank you for everything.

Get the crash cart in there.

Code blue.

Code blue. Room 114. Code blue.

Get a bicarb starting.

Give me the board.

Atropine.

What's his rhythm?

A systole.

Start CPR right away.

Just rest quietly.

We've done all we can.

I just wish we could do more.

There you are, my friend. The truth is, you had a very rough night, and they're

having some difficulty stabilizing your vital signs, that's all.

Am I going to make it?

They tell me that's very much up to you, my friend.

Boss, I think you should start looking for a replacement.

But Tattoo, there are so many things on the island only you can do.

For instance, who else could have handled the fantasy of that rather

little man named Ace Smith?

Remember? Yeah.

Yes, come in.

I did it, Mr. Rorick, I did it. I shot down the Red Baron.

Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Smith.

Ace, oh, I'm so happy for you.

I'll be the envy of the Thopwith Cattle Society when I tell them about it.

Oh, what a fight he put up.

I came at him, out of the sun, my twin Vicar 303s stitching his wings.

Right at his head, right at his head, right at his head.

He was a gallant gentleman.

We saluted each other as he went down in flames.

Borgest, Mr.

Ace.

Borgest.

Oh, Mr.

Rorick, is there an optometrist on the island?

Of course, Mr. Smith. But what's wrong?

Well, I'm afraid I need new glasses.

From some angles, his folk or triplane actually looked like a miniature. The

wings seemed hardly eight feet long.

Oh, I'm sure that was just the excitement of the moment.

Oh, yes.

Well, thank you, Mr. Rorick.

Thank you for everything.

Off we go into the wild.

Promise me.

Promise me that you're not going to sell any more Red Baron fantasy.

But Tattoo, you know it's one of our most popular requests.

Yes, but this is the third time I get shot down in flame this week, you know.

can't take it anymore.

And how could any replacement cope as readily as you with the

mistakes I occasionally make?

Mistakes? Not you, boss.

Good morning.

Good morning, doctor.

Fortunately for you, I don't make such mistakes very often.

But I know one time when you made a mistake.

When? You remember Jack the Ripper?

You had to bring that up, didn't you? That time when a young woman came here

prove she knew the identity of Jack the Ripper. You had to bring that up, huh?

He made her go through a door in your office, and there she ended up in

in London.

Only Jack the Ripper went through that same door and wound up on Fantasy

I was talking to her not an hour ago.

Oh, that's right.

Oh, then the right friend did his usual job, he did. He fell right on the carpet

and did nothing.

Don't wait till we're so vain next.

All right, all right, get away.

Anybody know this poor girl?

Yes,

the fiend Miss Peter was seeking back in time was loose on Fantasy Island and

was now seeking her.

And she didn't know it.

I don't understand what has happened.

But we are going back to that strange doorway, woman.

for all Uriel's heart.

No.

That time you almost blew it, boss.

I certainly did.

How did you do it on purpose?

Well, if I replace you, you'll never know for sure, will you?

Besides, just think of all the excitement you'll be missing.

Oh, like the time when Mickey Gilly came here on the island and opened a place?

Exactly, Tattoo, exactly.

Boss, I don't know what's happening, but I want to get well again.

Dig -a -lig -a -lala, dig -a -lig -a -lo, and a one, two, three, and a here

go.

It's the place they make romance when they do that change and dance. Give a

kiss, have a chance, show your love with every glance. Dig -a -lig -a -lala, dig

-a -lig -a -lo, everyone near me, what the folks.

No one else could ever show so much love for Dig -a -Dig -a -Lo. Finally went to

see her pa.

Now he's got a mom -in -law. No doubt where the value flows.

Now he's got a little Dig -a -Dig -a -Lo.

Dig -a -Dig -a -Lo, Dig -a -Dig -a -Lo.

Everyone knew he was a fool.

No one else could ever show so much love for Dig -a -Dig -a -Lo.

You are making the fastest recovery from major surgery this hospital has ever

seen. Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you, doctor. Thank you. And thank you, Mr.

Rourke.

I don't know what you did or how you did it, but I'll tell you this.

Your medicine is a whole lot better than mine.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some sick... patients to attend to.

Ah, boss.

I think I know what a doctor means.

What?

Love is the best medicine in the whole, whole world.

Don't you think so?

I think that bump on your head made you wiser.

I take it back.

Take what back?

What I said about you getting a replacement.

I think that you are going to be stuck with me for a long, very, very long

Ah, what a beautiful day for your first constitutional tattoo.

Bob, I'm sorry I smashed my car.

Oh, no matter, no matter.

Walking is much healthier for you anyway.

But much slower.

That's right. It gives a person a chance to enjoy each flower, inhale the

fragrance of each blossom, contemplate the beauty of the island.

Okay, okay, boss.

I'll get the message.

Oh, boss.

Oh, it's... Oh, wow.

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