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Good morning, Bart. Good morning, Tattoo. Oh, isn't it a glorious day?

If you say so.

Sit.

Tattoo, why on earth is Chester dressed like a convict?

Because he's a thief.

And by dressing him in a thief's outfit...

I'm trying to teach him how not to steal.

But the two Chester is only a chimpanzee. I know that, but you

year when I teach him how to play checkers and he beat everybody on the

right? Right, and I am fully ready to admit that you are a wonderful teacher

Chester is a very clever animal, but the point is he is an animal and checkers

is a game.

The sense of right and wrong is an abstract, too.

A thought process far beyond his capabilities.

Consequently, he could never grasp that concept, which means that he could never

really be a thief.

Don't you see?

But, but, even that he steals my car every night?

Oh, he's merely having fun.

Well, maybe you're right.

Maybe I shouldn't be so upset that he stole your beautiful ivory chess set

night.

He did what?

I found a couple of pieces in his room.

And I think he ate a couple of them.

Why, that dirty little thief.

Bob, look.

He's stealing the chain and the ball.

Should I go after him?

No, later, Doctor, later.

We don't want to be late for the plane.

Not today.

Smiles, everyone.

Smiles.

Boss, I'm sure I'm sure to know who's coming today.

Oh, why do you say that?

Well, all week long you have been so excited.

It must be somebody very special in that plane.

Boss, that's Mrs. Marsh and her son, Jamie.

Indeed it is.

No, it's just that under this well -practiced facade of calm and poise, I

like a teenage boy on his first date.

Why?

Because of something my friend Tattoo suspects.

What?

That I could be the man you came back to Fantasy Island for.

When she was here the last time, you were supposed to get married.

And she had to go back to Calcutta, to her hospital.

She did.

Always remember that I love you more than anything in this world.

But I also knew then that fantasies are very fragile things.

But it's not a fantasy.

I love you.

And you said you loved me.

That part will always be true.

Oh, boss, don't tell me. This time, her friend is to really marry you?

Indeed it is, my friend.

Are you going to marry her, boss?

Are you?

That's her fantasy tattoo.

Hello, Janie. Hi, Mr. Rourke.

My dear guest.

I am Mr. Rourke, your host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

I never knew there'd be so many people here. It looks like the whole island.

They want to show you you are most welcome.

Would you believe it?

I'm a little scared.

You?

Hello, children.

Hello.

Is this her? The lady you're going to marry, Mr. Lawrence? She certainly is.

Children, I want you to meet Miss Helena Marsh all the way from Calcutta, India.

Do you like it?

Well, I hope so, because besides my handsome son, Jamie, dear, back in India

have almost 300 children.

300? All of whom are almost as handsome and as pretty as all of you.

Rosie, don't you have something to give to Mrs. Marsh?

Why so glum, Rosie?

I knew it couldn't be true.

What couldn't be true?

That you were a doctor.

Some of the kids said you were.

But ladies can't be doctors.

Well, I hate to disappoint you. And although sometimes I pretended I wasn't,

am a doctor.

And back in India, I work at it almost every day.

Someday, Jamie will be a doctor, too.

I hope.

Well, he's already been accepted at the same school that his father and his

grandfather studied.

All right, children. Come on now.

You better hurry.

You better hurry.

Shall we join our guests?

Thank you.

Oh, Helena, I've had a surprise for you.

Mama! Papa!

Hello, darling. Oh, hello.

I didn't expect to see you till later.

With the wedding scheduled for tomorrow, we couldn't have been much later.

Tomorrow, of course, it's tomorrow. Everything's happening so fast.

Mr. Rourke, Helena has told us all about your island.

But she didn't do it, Jeff.

Thank you, you're very kind.

It's perfectly beautiful.

And we want to thank you for all the happiness you brought our daughter.

On the contrary, Dummies, I am the one who's grateful for the happiness she's

bringing to me.

Will you excuse me a moment?

Darling, you remember what we were writing you in our letters, that we want

to take...

Jamie back with us after the wedding.

He's been accepted at Trinity.

Re -adopted.

That's what he wants, at least for now.

When is enough going to be enough?

Maybe never.

Set your goals high and far away, and when you reach them, set them higher and

higher. Isn't that what you taught me?

I am what I am because of you two, and I love you for it.

Please amass me to change now.

of my best friend and his lovely lady. To love, happiness, and health.

To the bride and the groom.

Thank you, my friend.

That's all.

Yes, sir.

You too.

But, hold it.

There are a hundred dollar battles and I didn't pay for it yet.

It's not far now.

It's magnificent.

Yes. What is it called besides paradise?

Bella Glen.

Except for me, you are the first person to ever visit it.

It is, I think, the most special place on Fancy Island.

Peaceful.

Lovely.

It was my private world, but I could be alone if I chose.

Now...

Now it can be our private world.

I thought perhaps we would build a home here, if you like.

Oh, I have something else to show you.

Oh, it's a quillet.

It was first given to Cleopatra in the Golden Hall of the Gods by Caesar

himself. On a day very much like this, one filled with great celebration, 2

noblemen attended the royal party.

You make it sound as if you were there.

Do I?

Well, in any case, it will be your engagement ring, if you like.

Are you sure that you want to marry me? I mean, is it wise?

Wise? Well, now we... Now more than ever.

I am a man who lives to grant fantasies for people.

Well, it's time we lived ours, my love.

Satsang with Mooji

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Do we sit down?

As a matter of fact, they are playing the love song for us, and tradition says

we should dance to it.

Oh, really? How lovely.

Yes. Well, more precisely, you are supposed to dance for me.

I'm not sure that I can pull that off. Well, in the old days, if I were pleased

with your dancing, I would send your father a few goats, a chicken or two,

maybe, perhaps a round of cheese to seal the bargain.

A bottle of gin?

A bottle of gin, of course, if necessary.

And you would then be mine, see?

Come along, darling.

Jamie, I think the old folks are so loyal.

Well? My love, we dance together or we don't dance at all.

Precisely what I have in mind.

Before the night is over, my arms will hold.

Oh,

darling.

She's so beautiful.

She's too young.

We should be grateful.

We're grateful that she'll be so happy.

For the time that's left.

Why?

Why should she have to die?

Arturo, you still up?

Yes, boss.

What was that telegram?

Oh, nothing, nothing, boss. Well, it must be something. People don't just

telegrams to say nothing.

Well, it says that present I wanted for you and Elena.

We'll be here on time.

Tattoo, you are bringing Don Ho all the way from Hawaii to sing at our wedding?

Well, I wanted to do something nice.

Nice? Why, this is wonderful.

Tattoo, what's wrong?

But I've got to talk to you.

Of course.

Will you sit down, please?

You are very happy, aren't you?

Yes.

I've never been happier in my whole life.

I don't know how to tell you this, but... I don't know what to say.

You're going to marry Elena and she's... She's going to...

I can tell you. I can tell you.

She's going to die.

You know?

I knew before she came to the island, too.

Oh, my friend, I will need your comfort when the

time comes. But for now, please, please, I must ask you to be very careful.

You see, Jamie hasn't been told yet.

He does not know?

No, Helena was waiting for the proper moment, you see.

I'll be careful, Bob.

I'll be careful.

I know you will.

Bob, is this why you're going to marry her? Because she's going to die?

I am marrying her only because I love her, Tattoo.

More deeply than anything else in this world.

That's terrible.

Just terrible.

You can give everybody their fantasy.

Why can't you do something?

I would give everything I own, everything I am.

If just this once, the gift of life were among my powers.

She has a brain tumor tattoo.

Inoperable.

They say... They say she will

not suffer in a few days or weeks.

She will just gently go to sleep.

Oh, Tattoo, Helena and I have so little time.

Please help us spend it in the most joyful way possible, will you?

I'll try.

I'll try.

I know you will.

I know you will.

Tomorrow will be a wonderful day.

My wedding day.

if I didn't do my own. Come back.

Hi, Tattoo. Hi.

Boy, you look sensational.

You like it?

Much the both do, doesn't it?

Oh, hi, Mr. Rourke. Hello, Jamie.

Well, are you all set?

All set, Bob. Do you have the ring and everything?

Everything. Good, good.

Here it is.

Something wrong, tattoo?

Oh, no.

What could be wrong, boss?

Nothing, of course.

Isn't it amusing how it is almost tradition for the best man to mislay the

wedding ring?

Very amusing.

Yes, yes. It can delay the ceremony.

Frankly, I don't know what our guests would do if it should happen today.

It might be difficult controlling them. In fact, A howling lynch mob springs to

mind.

Boss, you wouldn't let them do that to me, would you? Let them, my friend. I'd

be leaving them.

Oh, the ring.

Oh, boss.

I thought Chester stole it.

This is...

I can hear my heart singing.

So bad will be the end.

This is the moment.

Oh, sweet aloha.

How it's made.

I own

By the power vested in me I now pronounce you man and wife.

Mr. Rock, your host.

I know that.

But who are you?

Oh, I am an innkeeper.

I know that, too.

Who are you?

I am the man who loves you most deeply.

I am what one and is.

I am Fantasy Island.

I am your husband.

You're spoiling me rotten, you know.

And you are loving it. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

Oh,

darling, I love you so much.

These have been the happiest days of my life.

Are you all right?

Yes.

But we must get back because there are conversations to be had,

genuine to be told.

You and me.

Are you sure this is going to work?

Don't worry. We have to be patient.

There's two things Chester cannot resist.

And one of them is bananas.

You know, I'm not just Mr. Rock's assistant.

I'm an expert at many things.

I took a mail order course on how to be a detective.

And I can tell you one thing.

This trap is almost... Four poles.

Tattoo. Yes.

You said there was two things Chester couldn't resist, and one of them was

bananas. Right.

Could it be the other one is your car?

How did you guess that?

Park only uses the helicopter for emergency.

Jamie, Jamie.

What's going on?

What's happening?

What's wrong with Mom?

Jamie, look at me.

You should have been told this a long time ago. Your mother... This

is not easy to say.

Your mother is dying.

What?

No!

Don't you understand, Jamie? That's... That's why Grandma and I want to take

back with us.

That place in India, I hate it.

Work.

Work, everlasting work. It killed your father and... Now your

mother.

Your mother's all right now, Jamie.

She's resting.

The doctor said just escape.

Jamie, I am so sorry you had to find out the way you did.

Your mother wanted to be the one to tell you.

It's not fair, Mr. Rourke.

My father spent his whole life helping people.

They say he worked himself to death in hospital school.

Now, Mom...

She spent her life helping people, too.

And she's happy to get married to you.

It's not fair.

Life is seldom fair, Jamie.

If it were, there would be no need for a place like Fantasy Island.

Oh, Jamie, I know this will mean very little to you now.

But you must know that part of the love I feel for your mother now goes to you,

too.

I know I can never take the place of your father, nor should I.

I know you had a very special love for him, a love that shouldn't be shared.

But whatever you would have asked of him, you may now ask of

me, too.

I will cherish you as my own son, and you will always have a home on Fantasy

Island.

After all, we share something very special, you and I, Jamie.

The most wonderful moment I have ever known.

This is all the three of us ever need.

Now look, you two, you're supposed to be cheering me up.

Let's have some fun.

Okay, go get the lady.

Tattoo? Don't tell me you've actually reformed Chester.

I told you I will do it, but... How did you ever manage to convince him?

That's simple.

That's called fighting fire with fire.

Well, I show him how he was hurting other people by stealing their

But how did you do that?

Oh, I took his TV set.

And last night he couldn't watch the gong show. It drove him crazy.

Jamie, why don't you run along and tell Grandma we'll be there in a minute,

darling? Sure, Mom.

I didn't want Jamie to... Oh, my darling.

My darling.

I have to get you to the hospital.

No, no, no.

No, I don't want this to happen in the hospital.

Just take me somewhere.

Jamie?

Jamie, I told you that whatever you would have asked of your father, you may

ask of me.

That I will always cherish you as my own son.

That you will always have a home on Fantasy Island.

I wanted to say that again.

Here.

at this time.

I hope you'll come back again.

Oh, we will.

We have a grandson's visit.

I am not sure he'll be here.

Jamie, where are you going?

I've been thinking about that.

I know what Mom would want.

I'm pretty sure it's what I want, too.

Trinity School, where you can study.

And when you get a little older, perhaps, become a doctor like your

I think that's what you've decided, haven't you?

Yes, sir.

Jamie, if it seemed that we didn't understand or appreciate

all the good work your mother and father lived and died for, you're wrong.

It's just that we loved them both so much.

Sometimes it's so hard to let go.

I know.

Goodbye, Grandma.

Goodbye, Jimmy.

Goodbye,

Grandpa.

Goodbye,

Mr. Cummings.

You'll have to be leaving the island soon, too, won't you?

Yes.

In a way, I wish I could stay here with you and Tattoo forever.

But I can't.

There's too many things to be done.

Too many jobs my mom and dad left unfinished.

With many more kids like him, the whole world will not have to worry.

Everywhere could be a fantasy island.