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So babe, what do you think?
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I mean, I don't even know
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why you care so much.
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This is important. Don't you
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like stuff on your birthday?
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Yes, but I'm your wife.
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Yeah, but it's her birthday.
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But she's your stepdaughter.
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I've been her stepdad for so
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many years and it's her
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birthday and it happens on leap year.
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So once every four years she
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actually has it on the day.
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But leap years don't count.
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What do you mean they don't count?
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It's literally not a thing.
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It's not a thing.
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It is a thing. Why is it important?
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Because she's my sweetheart
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and she's done everything I
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ask her to do
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and I've been a part of her life
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for so many years now.
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Please, I'm so sick of her.
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It's her birthday.
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It's not important.
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Look, how many birthday
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priorities have you had?
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Not good enough ones.
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All of them on your birthday, right?
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Yeah. She gets it once every
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four years on leap year.
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I want it to be special.
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But it's leap year. Why do you care?
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I'm so sick of her.
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She's just like her father.
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Why are you always so upset?
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Like, what's wrong?
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I just feel like she does
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not deserve the birthday whatsoever.
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Really?
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Look, I went and bought her some gifts.
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Some really nice gifts. I got
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her balloons.
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I set everything up. And I
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think that we should
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go and sing her happy birthday.
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Are you kidding me? She is
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not a good daughter.
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She's just like her father.
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or she doesn't do anything I say.
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She's disobedient.
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Well, she listens to me.
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She does everything I say,
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and she's a sweetheart.
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And this is why I went out
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of the way for her.
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I just don't understand.
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I don't think she deserves it at all.
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Well, I guess you're just
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gonna have to fake it,
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but we're gonna light those candles
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to sing her happy birthday. I guess.
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All right, then.
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Can't believe nobody remembered.
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God, no messages.
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No one can remember my birthday.
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This sucks.
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Nothing. Happy birthday, honey!
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Oh my God, Dad, you didn't forget!
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Of course I didn't forget.
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I mean, you only get a
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birthday like once every four years.
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What does that make you, like five?
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Oh my god, the same joke, come on.
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Well, I got you some gifts.
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Happy birthday, honey.
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Oh my god, come here, let me
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see what you got me.
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No surprise, happy birthday.
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Oh my god, I can't believe
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you didn't forget.
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Of course I didn't forget.
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Thank you so much.
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How could I ever forget your birthday?
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Oh my god, you're the best
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stepdad ever.
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Where's mom?
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I think she's out in the living room.
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She was getting
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ready to clean or something.
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I don't know. You know how she is.
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I should have figured. Makes sense.
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You know what I fear the most?
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What? Besides her?
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No, not her. It's that you
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don't get a proper celebration
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of your birthday because it
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only comes once every four years.
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So today, I set aside the
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day, I took the day off, and
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I wanted to make a special day for you.
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Oh my god. So can I open my present?
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Of course you can open your present.
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Oh my god, you did not!
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that's the one you were
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looking at right? this is the
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exact color and everything how
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did you know?
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i kind of looked at the
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browser saw where you were
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shopping and i know you wanted it so
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oh my god it's perfect thank
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you so much this is like the
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nicest thing ever
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i'm so happy you like it oh
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my god i'm so excited i'm
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gonna try it on right now
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okay try it on oh my gosh
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can't wait to see
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Hold that for me. Thank you.
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Wow, you sure have grown.
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So, how does it look? Looks great.
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Does it look hot? Global warming hot.
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Wow that really looks amazing on you.
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The color right?
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Oh yeah, great taste.
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I'm happy I got
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the right one. Right? I think
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it looks so good.
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Amazing.
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Well here's your balloons. Thank you.
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And that's not it.
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We got a huge surprise for you.
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This is just the More?
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Yes, we gotta go out into
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the living room now.
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Oh my god. Okay. Come on, let's go.
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I'm so excited.
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Mom, I just want to say
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thank you for doing all this
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and getting me the dress
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and everything.
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It just really means a lot.
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Don't mention it. It really
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wasn't my idea. He gets your credit.
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Honey, should we light the
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candles and sing Addison
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happy birthday?
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I mean, I guess, but can we
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make it quick because I have
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places to be. I gotta shop.
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Okay.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday dear Addison.
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Happy birthday to you. Thank you.
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Let the candles and make a wish.
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Did you make a wish?
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I know exactly what I wished for.
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Uh, don't you think we should
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go take a family photo?
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I mean, can we please get it
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over with quickly?
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I have places to be today.
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Alright ladies, let me get this set up.
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Alright, I think I got it.
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Cool.
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Alright.
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One, two, three.
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One, two, three.
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One, two, three. One, two.
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1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
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1, 2, 3.
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We're almost done here.
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Oh, we're done, we're done.
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One more, one more. Let me go get it.
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So Mom, what do we have
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planned for the rest of the day?
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Well, I don't know if you
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guys are celebrating or not,
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but I can't because I have
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to make a conference call and
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then I have to call the bank.
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so someone's gotta pay the
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bills around here oh my god
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look how good the
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pictures turned out those look
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so good honey don't you want to look?
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I'm sure
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you're a great photographer
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honey anyways I have to go I
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have to pay the
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bills not like somebody
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I mean what sorry I mean I
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thought you would like it I
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just did so much for
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today and you're just the
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best person I know and I
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just wanted to return the favor.
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Well then buy me a gift card.
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I mean you didn't like it?
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I mean I didn't say that.
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I mean come on.
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You know she's gonna kick us
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out of the house. She doesn't
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have to know and you're not
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telling me to
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If you don't like it, you
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can just say so.
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I didn't say that.
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I didn't say that.
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She said she was going to be
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gone on the phone for 20 minutes.
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20 minutes.
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So, you're going to let me
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repay you, show you how much
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I appreciate you, give you
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my birthday wish?
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What's your birthday wish?
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What you're dicking my mouth.
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Oh my god, take it out.
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Take it out.
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Don't make me beg for it. for it.
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your mom's gone right?
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yeah. oh my god.
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wow you're really giving me a
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birthday present.
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so big.
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Oh
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It's my birthday
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I don't know why my mom is
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such a bitch to you all the time.
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I don't know how she can be
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mad with a cock like this. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, I feel so good.
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Oh, your mom don't ever
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fucking suck my blood. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck yeah, get it, get it.
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Oh, so weak.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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It's like the best blow job
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I've ever had.
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Oh my god.
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Oh, you're so good with your mouth.
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You're so much better than your mom.
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Yes, I will have those
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documents spot on by the end
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of this evening.
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Yes, I have it. I've got it. It's good.
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Why are you breathing like that?
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I think it's my asthma. It's
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my inhaler.
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I can't find it anywhere.
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Well you sound like shit.
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I'm sorry, would you mind
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picking me up another inhaler?
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Fine, I have to do everything
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around here.
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I guess I will
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do it after I go spend some
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money on myself.
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Okay?
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Okay.16057
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