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So babe, what do you think?

I mean, I don't even know

why you care so much.

This is important. Don't you

like stuff on your birthday?

Yes, but I'm your wife.

Yeah, but it's her birthday.

But she's your stepdaughter.

I've been her stepdad for so

many years and it's her

birthday and it happens on leap year.

So once every four years she

actually has it on the day.

But leap years don't count.

What do you mean they don't count?

It's literally not a thing.

It's not a thing.

It is a thing. Why is it important?

Because she's my sweetheart

and she's done everything I

ask her to do

and I've been a part of her life

for so many years now.

Please, I'm so sick of her.

It's her birthday.

It's not important.

Look, how many birthday

priorities have you had?

Not good enough ones.

All of them on your birthday, right?

Yeah. She gets it once every

four years on leap year.

I want it to be special.

But it's leap year. Why do you care?

I'm so sick of her.

She's just like her father.

Why are you always so upset?

Like, what's wrong?

I just feel like she does

not deserve the birthday whatsoever.

Really?

Look, I went and bought her some gifts.

Some really nice gifts. I got

her balloons.

I set everything up. And I

think that we should

go and sing her happy birthday.

Are you kidding me? She is

not a good daughter.

She's just like her father.

or she doesn't do anything I say.

She's disobedient.

Well, she listens to me.

She does everything I say,

and she's a sweetheart.

And this is why I went out

of the way for her.

I just don't understand.

I don't think she deserves it at all.

Well, I guess you're just

gonna have to fake it,

but we're gonna light those candles

to sing her happy birthday. I guess.

All right, then.

Can't believe nobody remembered.

God, no messages.

No one can remember my birthday.

This sucks.

Nothing. Happy birthday, honey!

Oh my God, Dad, you didn't forget!

Of course I didn't forget.

I mean, you only get a

birthday like once every four years.

What does that make you, like five?

Oh my god, the same joke, come on.

Well, I got you some gifts.

Happy birthday, honey.

Oh my god, come here, let me

see what you got me.

No surprise, happy birthday.

Oh my god, I can't believe

you didn't forget.

Of course I didn't forget.

Thank you so much.

How could I ever forget your birthday?

Oh my god, you're the best

stepdad ever.

Where's mom?

I think she's out in the living room.

She was getting

ready to clean or something.

I don't know. You know how she is.

I should have figured. Makes sense.

You know what I fear the most?

What? Besides her?

No, not her. It's that you

don't get a proper celebration

of your birthday because it

only comes once every four years.

So today, I set aside the

day, I took the day off, and

I wanted to make a special day for you.

Oh my god. So can I open my present?

Of course you can open your present.

Oh my god, you did not!

that's the one you were

looking at right? this is the

exact color and everything how

did you know?

i kind of looked at the

browser saw where you were

shopping and i know you wanted it so

oh my god it's perfect thank

you so much this is like the

nicest thing ever

i'm so happy you like it oh

my god i'm so excited i'm

gonna try it on right now

okay try it on oh my gosh

can't wait to see

Hold that for me. Thank you.

Wow, you sure have grown.

So, how does it look? Looks great.

Does it look hot? Global warming hot.

Wow that really looks amazing on you.

The color right?

Oh yeah, great taste.

I'm happy I got

the right one. Right? I think

it looks so good.

Amazing.

Well here's your balloons. Thank you.

And that's not it.

We got a huge surprise for you.

This is just the More?

Yes, we gotta go out into

the living room now.

Oh my god. Okay. Come on, let's go.

I'm so excited.

Mom, I just want to say

thank you for doing all this

and getting me the dress

and everything.

It just really means a lot.

Don't mention it. It really

wasn't my idea. He gets your credit.

Honey, should we light the

candles and sing Addison

happy birthday?

I mean, I guess, but can we

make it quick because I have

places to be. I gotta shop.

Okay.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Addison.

Happy birthday to you. Thank you.

Let the candles and make a wish.

Did you make a wish?

I know exactly what I wished for.

Uh, don't you think we should

go take a family photo?

I mean, can we please get it

over with quickly?

I have places to be today.

Alright ladies, let me get this set up.

Alright, I think I got it.

Cool.

Alright.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

One, two, three. One, two.

1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.

We're almost done here.

Oh, we're done, we're done.

One more, one more. Let me go get it.

So Mom, what do we have

planned for the rest of the day?

Well, I don't know if you

guys are celebrating or not,

but I can't because I have

to make a conference call and

then I have to call the bank.

so someone's gotta pay the

bills around here oh my god

look how good the

pictures turned out those look

so good honey don't you want to look?

I'm sure

you're a great photographer

honey anyways I have to go I

have to pay the

bills not like somebody

I mean what sorry I mean I

thought you would like it I

just did so much for

today and you're just the

best person I know and I

just wanted to return the favor.

Well then buy me a gift card.

I mean you didn't like it?

I mean I didn't say that.

I mean come on.

You know she's gonna kick us

out of the house. She doesn't

have to know and you're not

telling me to

If you don't like it, you

can just say so.

I didn't say that.

I didn't say that.

She said she was going to be

gone on the phone for 20 minutes.

20 minutes.

So, you're going to let me

repay you, show you how much

I appreciate you, give you

my birthday wish?

What's your birthday wish?

What you're dicking my mouth.

Oh my god, take it out.

Take it out.

Don't make me beg for it. for it.

your mom's gone right?

yeah. oh my god.

wow you're really giving me a

birthday present.

so big.

Oh

It's my birthday

I don't know why my mom is

such a bitch to you all the time.

I don't know how she can be

mad with a cock like this. Oh, fuck.

Oh, I feel so good.

Oh, your mom don't ever

fucking suck my blood. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah, get it, get it.

Oh, so weak.

Oh, fuck yes.

It's like the best blow job

I've ever had.

Oh my god.

Oh, you're so good with your mouth.

You're so much better than your mom.

Yes, I will have those

documents spot on by the end

of this evening.

Yes, I have it. I've got it. It's good.

Why are you breathing like that?

I think it's my asthma. It's

my inhaler.

I can't find it anywhere.

Well you sound like shit.

I'm sorry, would you mind

picking me up another inhaler?

Fine, I have to do everything

around here.

I guess I will

do it after I go spend some

money on myself.

Okay?

Okay.