All language subtitles for Family Affair s05e07 Travels With Cissy

Hi, Chrissy.

Greg, do you realize it's 20 minutes
after 6? You were supposed to be here at

o 'clock.

Now we're going to be late for the
movie.

I already ordered the hamburger.

After the deal I just made, I can buy
you a steak dinner.

What deal?

Take a look at this check.

$300?

Made out to Greg Bartlett?

$275, clear profit.

How'd you do that?

I rebuilt the jalopy and sold it to a
guy who wanted a dragster.

That's terrific.

And a friend of his wants to buy one.

So all I have to do is go down to the
junkyard, pick up an old heap, and

he knew it, I'll be a tycoon.

Greg, you know, with money like this
coming in and your job at the gas

we can get married right away.

Huh?

Like we planned last year.

Thank you.

What did you say about getting married
right away?

This check will change Uncle Bill's mind
about you.

I'm so proud, Greg.

Thanks.

Susie, your uncle said marriage is a big
step. And we should think about it,

remember?

Greg, you are now an independent
businessman and can support me.

Let's hurry up and eat and we can go
tell him right away.

Catch it, please.

Thanks.

in Los Angeles, sir?

Only about a week, but I wanted to take
the kids sailing.

Well, I could perhaps take them to the
park for a rowing boat ride, sir, and

keep them used that way, and perhaps a
trip to Staten Island on the ferry.

Yeah.

Greg has something very important to
talk to you about.

If you're not too busy, Mr. Davis. No,
no, no. What's on your mind? Excuse me.

Oh, no, Mr. French. You don't have to
go.

You're like one of the family, and
there's no reason that you shouldn't

wonderful news.

Go ahead, Greg.

Well, Mr. Davis, since I think of
getting married... Right away.

Show him the check, Greg.

Here you are, sir.

A little ketchup, but you can still make
the figure out.

$300.

That's very nice.

We've got it, Uncle Bill.

That's our nest egg.

That's not a very big egg to start
nesting with.

You see, friends?

Indubitably, sir.

considering the ever -increasing cost of
maintaining a household.

Yeah, you don't know about that.

Well, this is just the beginning, Uncle
Bill.

Greg has gone into business for himself.

What kind of business?

Fabulous. I'm going to buy beat -up old
jalopies from junkyards, and maybe I'll

find them abandoned on the streets.

That way he'll eliminate the middleman.

Cut him down and paint him crazy colors
and sell him.

But we're being practical, Uncle Bill,
and Greg is keeping his job at the gas

station. That's wise.

Then it's all settled.

We can get married.

That's not wise, no.

Uncle Bill!

What I mean is that marriage is quite
serious, and you shouldn't just go

into it.

Right, Greg?

Right. Greg!

I didn't say we shouldn't get married. I
said... It was serious like your uncle

said. But we are not changing our mind.
Right, Greg?

Right.

Oh, as long as we're not going to get
married right away, why don't we catch

flick? If we hurry, we'll be able to
catch the second show.

I dig those Steve Hunter movies.

Motorcycles and girls.

Well, you go on, Greg.

I want to talk to Uncle Bill alone.

Okay. See you tomorrow.

Good night, Mr. Davis. Good night. Good
night, Greg.

Uncle Bill, you don't like Greg.

I didn't say that. He's a very nice kid.

One of these days, he'll grow up enough
to get married. Not now.

I don't care to discuss it.

That didn't go too well.

I think your suggestion was most
appropriate, sir.

Sure.

I don't like to leave town now. By the
time I get back from L .A., they're

liable to be married.

Well, then I share your concern, sir.

Wait a minute. Los Angeles.

Hollywood is in Los Angeles. That might
be better than going sailing.

Sir?

I mean, the kids would like a trip to
Hollywood, wouldn't they? Now, if we

it a family project, you know, with the
five of us, she might not think that I

was doing it to get her mind off Greg.

My compliment, sir.

Well...

Five years, you pick up a few moves.

Why are you holding the magazine

upside down?

Because I like it better that way.

Hey, kids.

I've got to go out to Los Angeles next
week.

And you've got a vacation from school.

So what do you say we all go out there
and we can go to Hollywood and see all

the movie stars and the big studios and
the palm trees and the whole thing, huh?

Hollywood, that's neat.

We can see TV before it's on TV.

Yep. Won't we visit a movie set and get
to see a cowboy picture with lots of

fights in it? Yeah, I'm going to work
right in one of the big studios so we'll

see the whole thing, okay?

How's that sound to you?

Well, I guess if the whole family's
going, I'll go.

at the pool?

Uh -huh. We already got two autographs.
Oh, let's see.

Oh, gee.

Uh, Angelo Marconi and Chips McGuire.

Never heard of those actors.

They're not actors.

Angelo's the waiter who brought us our
soda pop. Oh. And Chips the lifeguard.

I'll have that filled up in no time,
won't you?

Everything's put away, sir.

Thank you.

Well, I was watching you children from
the window. You know, that was rather a

neat back dive you made there, Judy.

Thanks, Mr. French, only it wasn't on
purpose.

Did you see my swan dive that turned out
to be a belly flop?

Buffy, belly flop is not exactly a
ladylike word.

Stomach flop?

Doesn't sound right either.

What's this you're doing?

Oh, she's at her desk, sir, writing
another letter to Greg.

Another letter to Greg?

She spent the whole time on the plane
writing a letter to Greg.

Well, after all, sir, one must remember
it is the first day of our strategy.

I want to drop this in the mail. I'll
see you later.

Hello?

Yeah, yes, right here. Just a minute.

Long distance.

Oh, it's Greg. They finally got through.

Oh, you called him.

I'll pay for it.

Hello, Greg.

I miss you, too.

Uh, could you hold on a second? I'll get
in the other room.

Could you hang that up?

You know, there are some parents that
would listen in at a time like this.

Quite so, sir.

Nosy.

Yeah. Mr. Davis?

Uh -huh.

I'm Bob Griffin. Oh, I've been expecting
you. Nice to meet you.

I just dropped by to tell you that our
board of directors has examined the

blueprints for the hotel, and we do have
a few suggestions.

Okay, okay.

When do you want to talk it over?

How about lunch at the studio tomorrow?

Fine. Good. I'll send a car to pick you
up at about 1. Okay.

Look, since you're going to be at the
studio, why don't you plan on staying a

while? We're throwing a little party for
the press on one of the sound stages of

one of our new pictures.

Oh, grand. Okay.

Could I bring my niece? She'd get a big
kick out of that.

Why not? Well, I'll leave passes for
you. Thanks very much. Fine. I'll see

Bye -bye.

Now, you see, Greg is such a wonderful
human being. He's so unselfish. There he

is. He's absolutely stuck in New York,
and all he wants is for me to have a

time. Yes.

Now, tomorrow, do you want to go to one
of the studios with me and have lunch

and have a party on the set?

I'm going to mail the special delivery.

This is really fun.

Good party, huh? Mm -hmm, it's exciting.

I can hardly wait to write Greg about
it.

Listen, we'll get this picture finished.
They're going to sign you for another

one. Now, you talk to my agent, but
don't count on it. See, I got plans for

Alaska and Kodiak Bear.

Ah. All right, excuse me. This is Miss
Sissy Davis. This is Steve Hunter.

Uh, Steve, this is Bill Davis.

Hi, Bill.

How are you? Hi, Sissy.

Hi. You're going to Kodiak, huh? I just
came back from there. We've built a

power plant on the peninsula.

Oh, boy, there's a line of work to be
in. Man's work.

You know, I was driving a skip loader
for my old man when I was 14 years old.

Yeah? I started out driving a bulldozer.

Okay. You know, you were terrific in
McGee. The way that motorcycle went into

the river, wow.

Oh, but I guess you always used stuntmen
for things like that, huh?

Not with my stuff.

They're liable to get hurt.

You mean you rode that yourself?

Oh, I broke my leg in two places.

Well, I'm fine now.

Sissy, I know a joint down in San Pedro.
They get their shrimp right off the

boat. You want to go down and get some?

Right now?

It's always now.

Would you mind, Uncle Bill?

No, go ahead.

Oh, you can come along if you want to,
Bill. There's plenty of room in the

pickup truck.

No, thanks. I got to go over some
figures here.

You just go ahead. Have some fun. Fine.
We'll see you later, then. I'll see you

back at the hotel.

Okay. Come on.

Bye.

Hey, Bill.

We don't have any figures to go over, do
we? No, I just don't think they need a

chaperone now.

It

was

a marvelous afternoon, Uncle Bill.

Whoever said that actors were
egotistical and self -centered are

wrong.

You like him, huh? Oh, he's great.

I've never met anybody so down to earth.

Did he suck any guys like he does in his
pictures?

Of course not, Jody.

I think he's neat. I'd like to meet him.

You will, tomorrow.

I told him all about you two, and he
asked us to come down to the studio and

watch him shoot his picture.

Oh, boy, a real live western.

Maybe he'll let us ride in the
stagecoach.

Maybe.

You're invited, too, Mr. French.

Rather dusty, I presume.

You, too, Uncle Bill. He thinks you're
great. I'll be there. I'll be there. I'm

going to go write a letter to Sharon
about him.

Sharon, that's a switch.

Yes, the process of scientific
separation seems to be working, sir.

I wonder if Steve will ride his
motorcycle in this picture tomorrow.

Not in a western. It would scare the
horses.

Hey,

what's he going to do now?

Steve's going to be riding into the town
for the first time.

But he just rode out of town, so he's
been here already.

Yeah, I'll come.

I guess that's how they make movies.

It's a quaint custom. You know,
Shakespeare always managed to have his

arrive before they left.

Action.

I've been waiting for you, King James.

Well, I'm here.

Thanks, Steve. Won't need you again for
half an hour.

New deal.

Oh, like it so far, kids?

Hey, Steve, he didn't hit him hard
enough. He's getting up.

Keep an eye on him for me, huh?

Sissy, I want to take you for a quick
ride around the lot. My new cycle. Oh,

great. And you were marvelous.

You can think about running a monorail
from here over to the hotel.

That's a good idea. That'll be good for
the tourist business.

Hi. Hi.

Uncle Bill, we're going over to the
stagecoach. Want to come with?

No, you go ahead. Where's Sissy?

Steve took her for a ride on his
motorcycle.

He likes her.

She likes him.

Huh.

Well, the movie's okay, but as a
husband, no. What do you mean?

Well, you know the type.

Money burns a hole in his pocket. You'll
never save a dime, no matter how much

you mix.

You're responsible, huh?

That's an understatement.

That boy's never gonna grow up.

Home to Steve Hunter's just a place
where you pick up a clean shirt.

Between climbing the Himalayas and
setting out on a six -month trek up the

Amazon.

Doesn't sound too domestic.

King of the kooks, we call them around
here.

Well, you coming up the office?

Yeah, in a minute.

Okay.

Pretty short ride, but that was just the
beginning. Oh, you really know how to

take those corners. Well, I'd better.

I'm driving in a five -mile sprint at
the Speedway tonight.

You want to take it in, Sissy?

Oh, sure.

I wouldn't miss it.

How's the motorcycle ride? Oh,
fantastic.

I'll send you one.

No, thanks. She's not quite ready for a
motorcycle in New York.

Hey, it's the only way to travel.

Look, excuse me a few minutes. I've got
to go to make -up.

Tell you something?

Hmm? I think I'm in love.

Sure. But I'm the one that talked her
into coming out here. That's the worst

mistake I ever made.

Have you any idea of Mr. Hunter's
feelings, sir?

I would say he is not the type to go in
for long engagements. You know, we could

just get a wire from Las Vegas saying...

Just married, motorcycle trip, fine,
that sort of thing.

I wonder if one will sooner get rid of
Greg when a more serious menace appears.

Davis Suite.

Oh, Greg calling long distance from you.

Hello, Greg.

Yeah. Well, Sissy's not here right now.
Want me to take a message for her?

I wanted to talk to Sissy, Mr. Davis.

It sure is lonely here without her.

Five whole days till she gets home.

Yeah, that certainly is a long time.

Listen, Greg, why don't you just hop on
a plane and come out here and spend a

few days with us?

Gosh, that'd cost me a lot of money, Mr.
Davis.

No, no, I mean, I'll pay for the trip,
Greg. I'll pay for your time away from

the gas station, too.

Great. Okay. No, you just wire when
you're coming.

Okay. Bye -bye, Greg.

It might just help to have him around.
If you remember three days ago, she

couldn't wait to marry him.

I believe the expression there is, uh,
roll with the punches.

Okay, you get me with the left, I clip
you with the chair, and you comb me with

the bottle.

Sure. Is that okay, Mike?

It'll play.

Okay, crew, set up for the brawl.

Hey, Steve, you better watch out. He
looks awful mean.

I hope he doesn't hurt you when he combs
you on the head with that bottle.

Well, he won't. Oh, here.

Buffy, you bob Jody on the head.

Hard? Hard.

Gee, I wish I brought my football
helmet.

Here goes.

Jody? Seems a registered nerd.

Perhaps not, but it's not a habit one
ought to cultivate.

I'll see you two characters later.

Bye. Boy, that was neat, Buffy.

It was neat for me, too.

Steve! Oh, you made it back.

Yes, thanks so much for your car.

This is the friend I picked up at the
airport.

Greg, this is Steve Hunter.

How's it going, Greg? This is a real
honor, Mr. Hunter.

I bet I've seen every picture you've
ever made twice.

Well, good. I can use fans like you.
I'll see you in a couple minutes.

Greg? He looks just like himself.

Yeah.

Um, there's something I've got to tell
you.

Well, look, I don't want to miss any of
the action around here.

Greg, this is important.

I can't marry you.

I'm in love.

Who?

Steve Hunter.

Steve Hunter?

I hope you're not hurt, Greg.

Oh, if it was anybody else but him, I
would be. You'd think I was once engaged

to a girl who's going to marry Steve
Hunter. Well, he hasn't asked me yet.

He will, don't you worry.

Hey, this is great.

This is really great.

Does he take Greg to the studio?

Yes, sir. He was there with her all
afternoon.

Good. Yes, we saw them drive off with
Stanton.

Oh, three of them. Well, as long as he's
staying in there, that's okay.

Hi,

Mr. French. Hi,

Greg. Hi, Mr. Davis. I'm all checked in.
Good. Where's Sissy?

She told me to tell you she wouldn't be
home.

She and Steve drove up the coast to
Malibu.

What a guy.

Yeah. Why didn't you go with him?

You know how it is when two people go
for each other the way they do.

They don't need a chaperone.

That doesn't bother you, you girl, going
out with another guy?

Well, anybody but Steve Hunter.

Mr. Davis, you're going to have a
terrific son -in -law.

I think I'm going to catch a little
strip.

See you tomorrow.

I was reading a paper there.

How's Malibu?

Malibu was beautiful.

Parked in Steve's car and watched the
full moon over the ocean.

Sounds pretty romantic.

Oh, it was.

Uncle Bill, Steve asked me to marry him.
He said that he would fly off to

Acapulco tonight in his own plane.

What'd you say to that?

I said no.

Thought you were all in love with him
and all that.

Well, I said I was.

But when a man asks a girl to marry him
and he's only known her for three days

and he wants to go flying off someplace
and not even consult anybody about it,

well, Steve Hunter is irresponsible.

You think so?

I think so.

What about Greg?

I've been thinking about him, too.

Uncle Bill, Greg is just immature.

I don't know. I'm just going to have to
meet all types of men before I even

consider getting married.

Getting smarter all the time, aren't
you?

I'm sorry I couldn't give you a movie
star of the family. Steve.

Ah, no place like home.

Ah, no, indeed there isn't, sir. Week in
Hollywood was fun, but, well, now it's

back to work and school.

Hey, Bob, let's go figure out who we're
going to conk on the head with this

bottle.

Children, there'll be no conking on
school property.

Gee,

I never thought I'd hear from him again.

Who?

Ralph Van Dyke.

He wants me to come up to the prom at
West Point next week.

That's a new one, huh? Ralph Van Dyke.

He's so handsome, Uncle Bill.

He's taking me to the most important
social event of the whole year. There's

telling what this might lead to.

Marriage. Why, he is a cat. Any girl
would be so lucky to... No.

Not marriage.

Not to Ralph, or to Steve Hunter, or to
Milford.

Milford. Or Harry.

What happened to Greg?

Fuck!

It's been very good of you to watch.

And we do hope to see you again next
week on Family Affair.