All language subtitles for Family Affair s05e04 Meet Emily

Good night.

Good night.

Do you have to work late at the office
tonight?

Yeah, we're trying to finish an
estimate.

I'm glad you could come home and have
dinner with us.

Yeah, I'm glad too.

Get my batteries recharged.

I was going to recharge my batteries
too.

By watching TV, but Mr. French wouldn't
let me.

Well, he has to do what he thinks best
for you.

We weren't going to watch the late, late
show.

Just the early, late show.

Well, he just probably thought that it
was too late for a school night. He's in

charge, you know.

We love Mr.

French.

But when will we be old enough not to
have somebody in charge?

Too soon, I'm afraid.

Good.

I better kiss you goodnight before you
get too old for that.

I'll never be too old for that.

Goodnight.

Good night, Jody. Good night, Uncle
Bill.

What are you doing there?

Oh, I was just looking at the page where
I was going to put that swell stamp.

Tommy Bradford was going to trade me.

What happened to it?

Oh, Mr. French wouldn't let me go over
to Tommy's house on account I didn't

clean up my room.

Hmm.

Well, Mr. French has to wear a lot of
hats around here.

But couldn't he let us do stuff while
he's wearing his hat?

You know, Jody, what I mean is he's
supposed to be a gentleman's gentleman,

know, but he's a cook and a housekeeper
and a nanny.

Okay, Uncle Bill. But maybe you could
tell him not to wear his nanny cap every

time we want to stay up late.

Good night.

Good night, Uncle Bill.

So I checked his water, put air in his
tires, wiped his windshield, gave him

trading stamps, his contest entry, and
his set of steak knives.

And he bought one gallon of gas.

Boy,

that's some job.

It's not that bad. I get to meet a lot
of interesting cars.

It's precisely 11 o 'clock.

Oh, thank you, Mr. French.

I'm two minutes past.

I had intended that as a reminder.

Greg's not ready to leave yet.

We have school tomorrow, Sister.

Mr. French, I'm over 18 years old.

If I want to have company past 11 o
'clock, it's all right.

I'm a working man now, and if I want to
stay out all night, I can.

Till 12.

Mr. French, we're not children anymore.

One for the road.

Greg, you do not have to go.

Good night, sissy.

Good night, Mr. French. Good night.

Mr. French. Yes.

Good night.

Good night.

Bill, did we forget to include equipment
rental?

No, that's it.

Hi, Mr. Davis. Hello, Emily.

Mr. Thompson.

Emily, could you come back in about an
hour?

Oh, sure.

I got all night.

Hey, how's your son, Emily?

Oh, he's just great, Mr. Davis.

Uh, don't hurry on my account.

No, we'll do it.

Hi, Emily. Hi, Mr. Davis.

Uh, okay now?

Yeah, I can take a break while you're
cleaning up.

You've been putting in a lot of overtime
lately.

Goes with the territory.

Hey, how about some coffee? I got
plenty.

Grand.

Hey.

If late night work really takes it out
of you.

Yeah, you have to kind of turn the clock
upside down, don't you?

Yeah, and all the time your head and
stomach are right side up.

But I got no kicks.

This will help pay for my son's pre -med
school.

Why don't you get a daytime job now?

Oh. Thank you.

I don't know that cleaning offices in
the daytime is that much different.

Well, you can do something else, can't
you?

Sure. Mm -hmm. I could, uh, model
fashions.

Bathing suit.

Oh, come on, Mr. Davis.

Be honest. What else can I do?

It'll work for me.

You're kidding, ain't you?

No, I'm not kidding.

We have a man that works for us, but he
can use help a couple days a week

anyway. I know that.

You mean come in and give him a hand?

That's right.

Well, be the first time I'll have
something besides dirty windows to talk

Okay. I guess we can work out some kind
of a deal, huh?

By today?

Yeah, thanks, Mr. Davis.

Better get a move on.

Gotta make a good impression on my new
boss.

Oh, Mr.

Davis, thanks again.

Won't be sorry.

Ah, good morning, sir. Good morning,
good morning.

Well, I missed having breakfast with
you, huh? That's okay. Uncles need rest,

too. We don't have much to talk about at
breakfast anyway.

Nothing happens during the night.

Bye.

Goodbye.

Oh, hey, I'm going to have somebody come
in and help out here a couple days a

week. Help me out, sir, but I don't need
any help.

Well, Mrs. Turner is going to come. She
works over at the office at night and

she's looking for a day job, so I
thought it would be a good idea.

Well, I appreciate that, sir, but I fail
to see what use she can be.

Oh, for one thing, she can do the
cleaning. Help free you for, you know,

important stuff.

Sir, this has always been a one -man
household.

I know that, and you do a good job, but
when you were working for the Duke of

Glenmore, you had a staff, didn't you?
Oh, yes, sir. There we had a butler, a

cook, an upstairs maid, a tweenie.

What's a tweenie?

Well, sir, a tweenie is a sort of, well,
apprentice maid. She did all the, well,

odd jobs.

Oh, okay.

Emily will be the tweenie and you can be
in charge.

Hi. Good morning, madam.

Mrs. Tanner?

Emily.

Well, I, uh...

Trust this isn't your regular uniform.

Well, they don't look so good, huh?

Well, in the Davis menage, madam, one is
expected to present a proper

appearance. Well, uh, yeah, I didn't
realize.

I'll do better next time.

Hey, this is a real nice place you got
here.

Oh, thank you.

It consists of four bedrooms and a den.

Now, as I understand it, madam, your
duties will be confined to household

cleaning. Mr. Davis made it very clear
that you outrank me.

You give the orders, I jump. But it
won't be necessary to jump, madam.

Merely to give full measure for your
daily stipend.

I'm with you, Mr. French.

And now I will explain the workings of
the kitchen to you. Once.

Boy, I'm going to like working here a
lot, Frenchy.

May I inquire what you're doing, madam?

Having my coffee break. Want to join me?
Madam, I have been serving in this

establishment a good many years now, and
I have never taken the liberty of a

coffee break.

Well, I forgot.

You cockneys drink tea.

Mrs. Turner, you have work to do.

Soon as I have my second cup.

Your second cup?

Gotta get that old blood pumping through
those veins.

Well, if it isn't Buffy and Jody in the
flesh.

Hi. You must be Mrs. Turner.

That's right, honey. Your uncle's told
me all about you ever since you came to

live with him.

We didn't know about you until just
yesterday.

Oh, happy to meet you, Mrs. Turner.

The moniker's Emily.

Well, children, I'm sure you have some
homework to do.

Mr. French, could we please go down to
the park? We told the guys we'd meet

them.

Homework fest, huh? Oh, come on,
Frenchie. It's such a swell day. Let

Mrs. Turner, the children know the
rules. First homework, then play.

But the guys are waiting for him.

Please, Mr. French.

What do you say, pal?

Buffy, Jody, attend to your lessons
immediately.

Sorry, kids. I tried.

Sissy, isn't it?

Yes. Oh, you must be Mrs. Turner.

Say, you're a knockout. You're even
prettier than your uncle said.

Thank you.

This is my friend, Greg Bartlett. How do
you do?

Oh, you play a violin, Buster?

No, a guitar.

Don't change the subject.

You could use a haircut.

That's what my father always says.

I brought up a son, and he had a haircut
every month of his life.

That's cool.

And that boy is an intern today.

I work in a gas station.

Don't go out with him till he gets his
hair cut.

Well, I see you've met Mrs. Tanner.

Oh, poor Mr.

French. You must have had quite a day.

How'd it go, Frank?

Oh, well, you know, being her Thursday
here... Oh, sure. Well, I want you sure

of the ropes.

House looks good, though.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Yeah, you gotta give her a chance.
She'll work out fine, I'm sure.

Well, I hope so, sir. But I must admit,
she does take a bit of getting used to.

In this household, we do not take
television bricks.

Yeah, I figured that, so I combined it
with my coffee break.

Madam, do you know what this is?

Looks like a dusty finger.

Mrs. Turner, I've tried to be tolerant.

But there comes a time when one reaches
the limit.

When I was in the service of the Duke of
Glenmore, if one of my staff had

displayed such an insubordinate attitude
toward me...

she would have been cashiered on the
spot.

The only thing is, this doesn't happen
to be the Duke's joint, and I'm not one

of your staff.

I'm Emily Turner, day helper.

Well, we should be speaking further on
this matter.

Okay. As long as we understand each
other, I'll get back to my cleaning.

After I have my second cup of coffee.

Well, Frenchie. Yes, Mrs. Turner?

Gonna let those kids go out to the park
this afternoon?

Fact remains, sir, I am unable to work
with her.

You know, they say you can catch more
flies with honey than you can with

vinegar.

Which holds true only if your desire is
of catching the flies.

Well, Emily's been fighting her own
battle so long, she... Look, you get

with her, she's just going to get tough
right back. So why don't you just take

it easy, you know, just be nice to her,
pour the honey on a little bit and...

Once you get her softened up, then you
can suggest a couple of changes, huh?

I doubt it, sir, but I'll do my best if
you say so.

Let me know what happens.

Oh, yes, to be sure, sir.

Blow by blow, sir.

Good morning, Mrs. Tennant. Morning.

Oh, well, now me, please.

Well, I must say you look rather
fetching.

Are you all right?

I'm feeling most chipper, thank you very
much. Isn't it a wonderful day today,

the weather?

I don't know, Frenchy.

I think it looks like rain.

You know, it's a very astute
observation. We might possibly have some

before nightfall.

Well, it's off to work we go.

Mrs. Turner.

What? A coffee break is served.

Hey, that's a pretty nice spread.

I thought we might share a spot of
refreshment, please.

You and me together?

By the way, I understand that your son
is an intern.

Is he going to specialize?

Oh, sure.

In general practice.

As soon as he hangs out his shingle and
gets some cards made, I'll give you one.

Thank you. I'd be delighted to meet him,
even though I have no need for his

professional services.

Oh, bologna sandwiches.

Yes, I ascertained from Mr. Davis that
you were very fond of them.

Well, Frenchie, I appreciate you going
to the trouble, but the next time you

make bologna sandwiches, don't cut off
the crust.

And mustard.

Mr.

French, aren't you going to tell us to
hurry up or we'll be late for school?

Oh, no need this morning, Judy. There's
plenty of time. Mr. French, I cannot

believe that you finally came to terms
with Emily.

Oh, I think you'll be surprised at the
new image, is it?

I kind of like the old image, you know?
I don't care which image she has, as

long as we get to go to the park.

Oh, shoot.

Uncle Bill, do you think it's sort of
just a ceasefire between Mr. French and

Emily, or an actual end of the
hostilities?

We'll find out right now.

Morning, everybody.

Hello, Emily.

Hey, you kids better hustle. You'll be
late for school.

No, there's no need this morning. This
time.

Better safe than sorry.

Sissy, do you call orange juice and
coffee a breakfast?

Emily, I'm watching my figure.

Well, that boyfriend of yours won't
notice through all his hair anyway.

I can go to work.

Oh, Mr. David.

That tie.

Well, I didn't pick it up.

Well, as long as you're poor and
Frenchy, I think I'll have a cup.

Madam, do you realize this is a family
dining table?

I'm not dining. I'm just having a cup of
coffee.

Before I get that first cup of coffee in
the morning, I'll get the disposition

of a wounded elephant.

Sir, we have an impossible situation
here.

I guess the honey treatment wasn't a
roaring success, huh?

Well, then, sir, I deeply regret it, but
I cannot remain with Mrs. Turner here.

I have a feeling we're interrupting
something.

No, that's okay. I want you to be in on
this anyway.

French and Emily can't seem to get along
at all, so one of them is going to have

to go.

Well, that's easy.

Mr. French, you're staying.

Mrs. Turner's real nice, but you're part
of the family.

Even if you are strict, it's better than
not having you around at all.

Well, there you are.

you, everybody.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to tell
her.

Oh, that's very kind of you, sir, but
it's my obligation to tell her.

It's not your obligation. I'm the one
that hired her.

Nevertheless, sir, she's a member of my
staff, and it's my duty to tell her.

Oh, poor Mr. French.

Poor Emily.

Mr. Frank.

Well, if this doesn't knock me for a
loop.

Come on in.

Thank you.

I'll take those.

Oh, thank you. No, I shall be here but a
moment.

Oh, well, why don't you sit down?

Thank you.

That's a long hike of five flights.

Yes, it is.

That's my son, the intern.

Yes, you've mentioned him.

Yeah.

Scrubbed a lot of floors to put him
through school.

It was worth it, though.

Someday he's going to make a whole bunch
of sick people feel better.

Mrs. Turner, I had a talk with Mr.
Davis.

Mr. Davis?

He is eighth high on my book.

Well, you know...

All those years that I worked in that
building, he was the only one who had a

kind word for me and always had an ear
to listen to me when I had troubles.

Yes, Mr. Davis is a very understanding
man.

Well, if he hadn't given me that swell
job with you all, I'd still be working

nights.

And confidentially, Mr. French, an
intern doesn't do too good in the money

department. I have to help Jim out once
in a while.

I see.

You said you had a talk with Mr. Davis.

Oh, yes, yes.

Well, I acquainted Mr.

Davis with the situation.

Our situation.

I didn't know we had one.

Surely, madam, you must be aware of the
fact that we are hardly compatible.

Well, I thought all that was changed.

I mean, I thought we were getting pretty
palsy.

Oh, I see.

You being nice to me was just your way
of trying to change me so I'd fit into

that swanky layout.

You came here to fire me, didn't you,
Frenchie?

Well, I'll tell you something.

You don't even have to fire me.

I quit.

No member of my staff has ever quit
without my permission.

Permission denied.

You know, Frenchie, underneath that
beard, there's practically a human

Maybe we can still work things out, huh?

One can try one's best, Emily.

Well, well, well. What are you children
doing in the house on such a glorious

afternoon?

Homework, Mr. French.

Surely that can keep until you've
enjoyed some sunshine and recreation.

What?

You mean we can go to the park?

Precisely.

Hi, Uncle Bill. Goodbye, Uncle Bill. Mr.
French is letting us go to the park.

I hope they can do their homework later
this afternoon.

Oh, well, Uncle Bill, may I have some
kids over tonight?

It's okay with me.

It's up to Mr. French. Mr. French?

Oh, you may.

I shall be happy to provide the
refreshments.

Well, thanks.

Now, don't worry. I'll clear everybody
out early.

Oh, there's no need. The hour is
flexible.

Excuse me, sir.

He sure has changed since he's got a
staff to order around now.

Well, I guess he always needs to have a
tweening.