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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,150 --> 00:00:03,650 It's like old times, Ellen. 2 00:00:03,930 --> 00:00:05,190 You've been away too long. 3 00:00:06,130 --> 00:00:09,670 Well, I can't imagine a more perfect first evening back in New York. 4 00:00:10,150 --> 00:00:11,870 The atmosphere, the cooking. 5 00:00:12,370 --> 00:00:13,910 I can't take credit for either. 6 00:00:33,890 --> 00:00:34,890 Marvelous. 7 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:36,410 Pardon, Miss Latimer? 8 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:39,510 French, your Yorkshire pudding is marvelous. 9 00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:40,850 Thank you, madam. 10 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:42,610 Better than any I tasted in London. 11 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,170 Old family recipe, isn't it, French? 12 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:49,630 Oh, yes, sir. Handed down from father to son for over 400 years. 13 00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:56,670 Matter of family pride that our Yorkshire pudding was the last dish 14 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:58,770 Charles I before he was executed. 15 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:01,690 I bet he couldn't ask for a second. 16 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,990 And your choice of music. 17 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:09,890 We find the English composers conducive to proper atmosphere. 18 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:14,570 He's a dream, Bill. 19 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:15,990 That he is. 20 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,690 Yeah. Well, who's that? 21 00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,450 Mother Harry and James Bond? 22 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,970 We came to say goodnight, Uncle Bill. 23 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:27,070 And Fifth doesn't need dessert there. 24 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:28,770 Uh -huh. 25 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:30,370 Well, you had enough dessert. 26 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,780 Besides, you can't sleep with a full stomach. 27 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,160 Can we try? 28 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:36,440 Happy? Judy? 29 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:40,300 Good night, and off to bed. 30 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,100 Good night, Miss Leonard. Good night, 31 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,660 Uncle Bill. Good night, Uncle Bill. Good night. 32 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:52,040 Oh, may we point out, sir, it's exactly 20 minutes till curtain time. 33 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:56,760 The cab has been ordered, sir. Oh, the theater tickets are in your inside 34 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,760 pocket. Ah. 35 00:01:58,330 --> 00:01:59,329 Thank you, French. 36 00:01:59,330 --> 00:02:00,570 I don't know what I'd do without you. 37 00:02:02,310 --> 00:02:04,110 We still got that date for lunch tomorrow? 38 00:02:05,850 --> 00:02:06,950 Just perfect. 39 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:08,509 What time? 40 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:10,729 Hmm? Uh, time for what? 41 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,570 Lunch. The perfect lunch. 42 00:02:12,850 --> 00:02:13,850 Oh! 43 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,130 How about one o 'clock? 44 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,390 Fine. 45 00:02:18,590 --> 00:02:20,550 Good night, Miss Latimer. 46 00:02:20,770 --> 00:02:22,030 A pleasant evening. 47 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:25,170 Yes, very pleasant. 48 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:25,340 Mr. Hayden, I have the most wonderful news. 49 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,540 Sit down, Ellen. Tell me all about it. 50 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,860 I have found the ideal man. 51 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:32,620 What does he do? 52 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,080 Oh, he's a butler. 53 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,300 Butler? 54 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,460 Yes, a gentleman's gentleman. 55 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:42,280 You mean you're going to marry a gentleman's gentleman? 56 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:46,620 I'd better start over. Mr. Hayden, I'm not marrying anybody. 57 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:51,120 This ideal man would be ideal for the Dunholt Marmalade ad. 58 00:03:51,950 --> 00:03:52,950 Oh. 59 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:56,070 British? 60 00:03:57,610 --> 00:04:04,330 Totally. Just me. A genuine gentleman's gentleman serving Dunholt marmalade. The 61 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,970 exact image we've been looking for. 62 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:08,590 It's possible. Go ahead, give it a try. 63 00:04:08,870 --> 00:04:09,870 Thank you. 64 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,310 Now I need one more approval. 65 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,170 Well, 66 00:04:14,570 --> 00:04:19,050 and French just isn't the kind of guy. You know, the whole idea of the thing 67 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,050 would make him shudder. 68 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:25,260 Maybe you better just see if you can find another gentleman's gentleman, huh? 69 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,900 Bill, French is absolutely perfect. 70 00:04:28,420 --> 00:04:30,120 And we'd only need him for one day. 71 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,580 I just don't think he'll do it. French is, he's awful conservative. 72 00:04:34,460 --> 00:04:36,340 But if you at least asked him. 73 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,480 Bill, it means a big promotion for me. 74 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:45,940 Okay, never let it be said that Bill Davis didn't do his best to promote a 75 00:04:45,940 --> 00:04:46,940 pretty girl. 76 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:49,540 Yeah. 77 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,850 I'll call you. I'll call you later. 78 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:53,410 Bye. 79 00:05:08,410 --> 00:05:10,170 What are you doing, Jody? 80 00:05:10,470 --> 00:05:11,810 Fixing Sissy's radio. 81 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:14,170 Can you fix radios? 82 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,770 I'm finding out. 83 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,060 would do such things. 84 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:15,630 The familiar musical group there. 85 00:06:15,870 --> 00:06:18,290 It's the Velvet Vulture Festival in WXLY. 86 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:20,210 I know. Not so loud, huh? 87 00:06:20,410 --> 00:06:21,850 French isn't exactly a fan. 88 00:06:22,170 --> 00:06:23,170 I know. 89 00:06:25,290 --> 00:06:26,290 Where is he? 90 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:27,850 He's in the kitchen. 91 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:30,590 He told us to shoot, so we shoot. 92 00:06:32,590 --> 00:06:38,050 Good evening, French. 93 00:06:38,430 --> 00:06:39,430 Oh, good evening, sir. 94 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:40,510 Ah. 95 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,340 Miss Latimer today. 96 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,739 Oh, yes, sir. 97 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:51,080 Seems to make quite an impression. 98 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,740 We do our best, sir. 99 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,620 She called me, but actually the call was about you. 100 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:00,140 Oh? Me, sir? 101 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:05,380 Yeah. See, she... Well, actually, she'd like a little favor. 102 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,620 A favor, sir? 103 00:07:06,820 --> 00:07:08,740 Your services. For a day. Just one day. 104 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:15,400 Oh, a meeting of some sort, sir? I mean, a Sunday brunch, perhaps? A garden 105 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,279 party, maybe? 106 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:22,720 No. No, um, well, French, actually, she'd like you to 107 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,420 pose for an ad. 108 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:27,160 An advertisement, sir? 109 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:34,840 Our countenance splashed about for everyone to see? I mean, billboards, 110 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:35,980 magazines? 111 00:07:36,460 --> 00:07:38,500 Oh, no, nothing like that, no. 112 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:43,440 Oh, this would be very dignified, a very small ad in a newspaper, just a 113 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,480 newspaper. Dunholt marmalade. 114 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,360 They're not a male model, sir. 115 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,480 Well, I told her you wouldn't be interested. 116 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:55,520 Oh, well, I trust you won't be too disappointed, sir. 117 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,860 Of course, on the other hand, I did tell her that I'd try to change her mind. 118 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:02,780 Oh, any particular reason, sir? 119 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,260 Very particular reason. 120 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:11,420 Oh, you know, I am rather fond of Miss Latimer, and this would be very 121 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:12,420 to her, too. 122 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,820 Yes, sir, well... 123 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:20,180 Okay, sir, we'll do our best to accommodate both of you, sir. 124 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:21,920 French. 125 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:26,840 Sir, I trust this can be done quickly and forgotten, sir. 126 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,160 Small answer. 127 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,440 Very small. 128 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:31,540 Thank you, sir. 129 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:32,660 Thank you. 130 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:42,650 Oh, Miss Latimer, must I go through with this pity patting on my brow? 131 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:46,150 It's necessary, French, to eliminate the highlights. 132 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,670 Sir, what do you intend to do with that comb? 133 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:51,810 Just going to fluff up your beard a little. 134 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:56,430 Sir, my beard is non -fluffy, groomed to my liking, and shall remain so. Now, go 135 00:08:56,430 --> 00:08:57,430 away. 136 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:01,150 Now, ready for the actor. 137 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,470 Now, 138 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:06,989 remember, French. 139 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:11,030 standing back of the tea cart, hold up the marmalade, and start to dip into it 140 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,030 with a spoon. 141 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:14,390 And give us a great big smile. 142 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:17,550 Smile, sir? 143 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:21,990 Yes. You're supposed to be serving your favorite marmalade to the Duke. 144 00:09:22,390 --> 00:09:23,750 Oh, which Duke, sir? 145 00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:26,450 Any Duke. 146 00:09:27,570 --> 00:09:31,190 Oh, I'd rather you'd be a little more specific, if you don't mind, sir. 147 00:09:33,010 --> 00:09:34,010 All right. 148 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:35,970 The Duke of... 149 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,960 Glastonbury. Oh, dear me, I am sorry, sir, but there is no Duke of 150 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:49,180 Then, uh, um, make it an earl or a lord. Anything to get over our message. 151 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:54,120 Very well, sir, we shall, um, let's see. Yes, sir, we shall visualize Lord 152 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:57,480 Thornton. His lordship was always very fond of sweets. 153 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:01,420 Good. All right, all right. Who is going to pose him? 154 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:04,060 Sir, I am going to pose myself. 155 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,330 Glad you could drop by, Bill. 156 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:11,630 How's it going? 157 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:12,750 French okay? 158 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,990 Well, he's a little nervous, but he'll be wonderful. 159 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,550 Oh, Mr. 160 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:21,830 Davis. 161 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,990 Oh, after you left the house, Mr. 162 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:32,130 Hagen called. He can't make that handball game this afternoon, sir. Oh, 163 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,130 too bad. 164 00:10:33,990 --> 00:10:34,990 Where'd he go? 165 00:10:36,910 --> 00:10:37,910 Excuse me, sir. 166 00:10:38,210 --> 00:10:39,210 Certainly. 167 00:10:41,130 --> 00:10:45,930 Get away with that thing. Take me as I am or not at all. Oh, go away. 168 00:10:53,690 --> 00:10:59,770 Instead of handball, sir, supposing I call Mr. Harbach up and arrange a game 169 00:10:59,770 --> 00:11:00,770 squash? 170 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:03,950 France, never mind about me. Now get back to the marmalade. 171 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,590 Oh, if you say so, sir. 172 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,270 We'll be fine. 173 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,710 Watch. 174 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,630 Okay? Ready? 175 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:26,010 No, I'm afraid not. 176 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,570 This is not a marmalade spoon. 177 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,170 than easier with Laurence Olivier. 178 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:35,550 Forget the spoon, French, and just hold up the marmalade. 179 00:11:42,170 --> 00:11:43,170 Good. 180 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:44,670 Hold it. 181 00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:49,870 A full page. 182 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:52,330 Wait till Mr. French sees this. 183 00:11:52,890 --> 00:11:53,990 He's pretty. 184 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:57,570 Maybe he's smiling because we weren't there. 185 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:02,360 Well, children, are we ready for the park? 186 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,840 Look, Mr. French, it's you. 187 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,740 Good heavens. 188 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,560 It's not a small advertisement at all. It's a full page. 189 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,260 Mrs. Beasley thinks you're beautiful. 190 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,800 It's appalling. 191 00:12:25,140 --> 00:12:26,960 Oh, excuse me, sir. 192 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,770 Thought you were on your way to the park. 193 00:12:31,470 --> 00:12:33,890 Sir, I'm on my way into hibernation. 194 00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,110 Oh. Oh, 195 00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:37,430 that's terrific. 196 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:41,990 But, sir, I was under the impression that this was to be a small 197 00:12:42,530 --> 00:12:45,370 Well, so was I. They didn't tell me they were going to do that, but they must 198 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:48,610 have been very impressed to go all the way with it. That's going to be great 199 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:49,610 Ellen. 200 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,450 My friend, sir. 201 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:58,310 In their eyes, I shall appear, well, most, well, most undignified, sir. 202 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,280 French, you're just too sensitive. Now, I guarantee you, by the time I get back 203 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,880 from Washington on Monday, it'll all be forgotten. 204 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,880 I hope you're all right, sir. 205 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,420 Why, that should be undone. 206 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:20,300 Mr. Branch, can we go to the merry -go -round? 207 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,600 All the kids and nannies are there. 208 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,880 No, we shall stay here. 209 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,760 That's a splendid suggestion. 210 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,080 Come on. 211 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,100 Oh, I wish to hide. 212 00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,380 Well, 213 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:46,880 Mr. French. 214 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:50,840 Oh, how do you do, Mr. Withers? 215 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:52,180 By the by. 216 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,960 Have you glanced at page five? 217 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,060 Oh, page five. 218 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,320 You've seen it, then? 219 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:00,880 At breakfast. 220 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,840 Nearly choked on me muffins. 221 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,480 Yes, no doubt I'd have done the same thing. 222 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:10,020 Had I seen your photograph. 223 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,220 Well, you never would, of course. 224 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,180 Excellent likeness. 225 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:18,820 Rather a ridiculous smile. 226 00:14:20,980 --> 00:14:24,440 They instructed me to look like that. 227 00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,220 How much... marmalade you receive for posing. 228 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:33,580 Mr. Winters, I deplore your innuendo. And I deplore publicity seekers. 229 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,240 I assure you, sir, so do I. Page five speaks for itself. 230 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,860 Good day, Mr. French. 231 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:51,140 Oh, slings and arrows about rate of fortune. 232 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,440 Wait there, Dorothy. 233 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,220 Girls, girls, he's here in person. 234 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:16,240 Oh, Mr. French, we were just talking about your beautiful picture. 235 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:21,500 Oh, your smile was dazzling. It has to be dazzling. We have a celebrity in our 236 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,120 midst. Dazzling? 237 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:28,060 It is you. You can't possibly mean me. 238 00:15:28,830 --> 00:15:30,430 Indeed we do. Please. 239 00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:31,910 Mr. 240 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:40,650 French, I wonder, would you be kind enough to autograph page five for me? 241 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:47,390 Ladies, surely you don't want my autograph. Of course, please. We 242 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,970 Very well, ladies. I mean, if you insist. 243 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,160 Ellen, about that Dunholt Marmalade ad. 244 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:10,380 I've seen the reports. Marmalade sales up all over the area. 245 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:15,240 Gave me a notion. Ellen, we're going to sign up French as the Dunholt Marmalade 246 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,480 Goodwill Ambassador. 247 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,360 Send them all around the country on a five -week tour. 248 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,020 Chicago, New Orleans, San Francisco. 249 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:27,100 Well, that might present a problem. He was reluctant to pose for even one ad. 250 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,620 He's a butler, isn't he? We'll give him a chance to get out of that kind of 251 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,760 work. He'll jump at it. 252 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,320 I'll call him. 253 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:38,100 But first I'll have to call Bill Davis in Washington and get his permission. 254 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,400 Okay. 255 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,420 Thank you very much, madam. Good day to you. 256 00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:50,450 Yes, sir, Miss Latimer. 257 00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,330 Rather puzzling. 258 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:57,310 Puzzling? Yes, sir, she asked me if you'd spoken to me yet regarding some 259 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,310 decision. 260 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:00,530 Oh, yeah, 261 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,950 you know, Mr. 262 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:09,610 Hayden, her boss, has got another nutty idea. He wants you to be the Dunholt 263 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,310 Marmalade Goodwill Ambassador nationally. 264 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,250 Rationally, sir? 265 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:21,950 A goodwill ambassador, sir? 266 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:26,970 I told her you wouldn't go for it. You know, five weeks of traveling all around 267 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:27,749 the country. 268 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,450 Interviews, publicity, all that. 269 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,350 In the spotlight every minute. 270 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:32,610 You'd hate it. 271 00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:37,310 Oh, yes, I'd hate it. Or at least one would think. 272 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,290 And then, sir, there's always the question of the children. 273 00:18:40,690 --> 00:18:43,030 That's right. Who's going to take care of Buffy and Jody? 274 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:47,630 Well, sir, we could inquire of Miss Favisham. 275 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:48,920 Just average. 276 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,100 She's quite trustworthy, sir. 277 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:55,760 Oh, yes, I know. I just meant she's still working for the Whitleys, isn't 278 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,740 Oh, yes, yes, sir, but they've taken the young ones to visit relatives. 279 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,880 She's free for at least a month. 280 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,040 Listen, 281 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:09,440 French, you're not agreeing to this because you know I kind of like Miss 282 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,440 Latimer, are you? 283 00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,360 Not exactly, sir. 284 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:19,940 Excuse me, sir. I'll contact Miss Havisham. I'd better do it myself, you 285 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:23,600 sir, because if we lose her, we'd be in rather a mess, wouldn't we, sir? 286 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,240 Your tour sounds really exciting, Mr. French. 287 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,860 Quite. Nonetheless, I shall feel a pang of regret upon leaving. 288 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:42,700 What time's your appointment, French? 289 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,520 Oh, I'm due at the photographer's studio within the hour, sir. Plenty of time to 290 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520 take the twins to school. 291 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,440 Oh, Sissy can take them today. 292 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,639 Oh, sure. 293 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,940 Come on, kid, just we'll get our books. 294 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,040 They're gonna miss you, you know. 295 00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:01,520 Yes, sir, just as we shall miss them, sir. 296 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,840 Well, come on, I can drop you off on the way downtown. 297 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,240 Oh, very good, sir. 298 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,080 I'm, uh... 299 00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:13,430 You know, sir, I wonder if you'd like to view the photographic session. 300 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,530 You know, I'm becoming quite professional, they tell me. 301 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:20,050 For example, sir, the marmalade smile. 302 00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:33,890 Got it. 303 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,550 Just one more and we're finished over here, Mr. French. 304 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:41,510 Oh, Bill, he'll be wonderful for us. 305 00:20:41,710 --> 00:20:43,950 He's going to be ruined as a butler for us. 306 00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,790 You do understand the image we're trying to get. 307 00:20:47,990 --> 00:20:53,270 Oh, perfectly, sir, yes. As I taste a spoonful of the marmalade, an expression 308 00:20:53,270 --> 00:20:54,770 of utter delight. 309 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,330 Right. All set? 310 00:20:58,730 --> 00:20:59,730 Any time. 311 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,590 Ready, Mr. French? 312 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:06,310 Taste the marmalade. 313 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,370 Something wrong? 314 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:26,970 Oh, this... This... What's the matter with it? 315 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:32,890 Without a doubt, Mr. Hayden, it's the worst marmalade I've ever tasted in my 316 00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:33,890 life. 317 00:21:34,070 --> 00:21:35,190 Doesn't like it? 318 00:21:37,890 --> 00:21:40,510 But, Mr. French, it's very popular. 319 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,130 Try another spoonful. 320 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,190 Think of the money you'll be making. 321 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,730 Sir. 322 00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:50,530 My taste buds are not for sale. 323 00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:57,550 I hereby resign as the Dunholt Marmalade Goodwill Ambassador. 324 00:21:58,490 --> 00:22:03,470 No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't do that. We have a contract. We'll sue. 325 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:09,310 Uh, Mr. Hayden, you can't expect a man of French's character to endorse a 326 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:10,310 product he doesn't like. 327 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:17,200 We expect him to abide by his contract. There is nothing in here about his 328 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,620 liking the marmalade. 329 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,080 French, the Davis and Gaynor attorneys are at your disposal. 330 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,360 Well, thank you, Mr. Davis. 331 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,840 But I shall make the tour. 332 00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:34,960 Good. And at each and every stop, I shall point out the unfortunate taste of 333 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,720 this miserable marmalade. 334 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,910 Let's get out of here, Miss Latimer. 335 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:48,870 Sorry, Ellen. 336 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,310 Well, French, I'm glad you're stuck by your guns. 337 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,890 You lose a job and I lose a girl. 338 00:22:58,310 --> 00:23:01,370 I'm sorry, sir, but it was a matter of my honest opinion. 339 00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,010 I told Mr. Hayden I forgot my gloves. 340 00:23:05,290 --> 00:23:06,970 I really came back to see you, French. 341 00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:10,670 I'm sorry, Miss Latimer, if I caused you any trouble. Don't apologize. 342 00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:15,570 Other gentlemen's gentlemen are available to us, but men with your 343 00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:16,570 rare. 344 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,650 Well, now, where were we? 345 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:22,570 Well, I was just suggesting dinner on the terrace. 346 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,070 Your children wish to say good night. 347 00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:40,270 Good night, Uncle Vladimir. Good night, Uncle Vladimir. 348 00:23:40,850 --> 00:23:44,390 Boy, are we glad Mr. French is our nanny again. 349 00:23:45,730 --> 00:23:49,970 Now, children, I've spoken to you concerning that, uh, word. 350 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,310 Now off to bed. 351 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,350 I'm glad you changed your mind. 352 00:23:59,050 --> 00:24:02,930 You gave up a wonderful deal, French. You would have been famous as the 353 00:24:02,930 --> 00:24:03,930 man. 354 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:09,880 If I may quote Miss Latimer, what is fame but an empty bubble? 355 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:20,340 Well, now, excuse me. The bubble has broken, and I will do the dishes. 25009