All language subtitles for Family Affair s01e03 The Gift Horse

No, but we expect him.

We got his present.

What? You two haven't been out shopping
alone, have you?

It was delivered.

What was delivered?

It's something he doesn't have and
anybody would want.

And it only cost us 78 cents and 29
cents.

But it's worth a lot more.

You'll never get.

Oh, probably not.

Welcome home, sir.

Thank you.

It's good to be home.

Did we enjoy East Africa, sir?

Well, a little heck first.

Everybody was shouting orders in six
different languages.

How's everything with the kids?

Well, you know, sir, rather like East
Africa.

A little chaotic at first.

But once we'd made our position clear,
we had no further difficulty.

They petitioned to stay up and greet
you, sir, but we ruled against it. Very

sensible. Very sensible.

We suggested that they meet you in the
morning, sir.

Why?

All right, you can come out now.

Hi, Uncle G. I missed you. Well, I
missed... I missed you, too.

We weren't supposed to stay up, but Mrs.
Beasley couldn't sleep.

I know it's rather late, sir, but if
you'd care for a bath... Mrs.

Beasley had insomnia.

Now that Mrs. Beasley's seen Uncle Bill,
she can go to sleep.

Uncle Bill!

Hi, Sissy.

Oh, wait a minute. I got some things
from Africa for you guys.

Now, that's for you, sissy.

It's beautiful.

And this is for Buffy.

Thanks, Uncle Bill.

What is it?

Well, it's a giraffe, honey. Giraffe. He
can play with Mrs. Beasley.

And that's for you, Jody.

Thanks, Uncle Bill.

Whatever it is.

Well, it's an ant farm, see?

Real, live, genuine East African ants.

It's just what I wanted.

If I knew there was stuff like this.

Here, Uncle Bill. Hey, what's this?

For once, it's a present for you.

Oh, wow.

It's a tie.

Oh, a tie.

I knitted it for you while you were in
East Africa.

Nobody ever knitted a tie for me before.

Thank you, sissy.

It's the nicest present I ever had.

Hey, come on.

Everybody get to bed.

I know I'm sleepy, even if Mrs. Beasley
isn't. Now, go on. Get out of here.

Okay. Thank you.

Thank you. Night. Night, kids.

East African ants, huh?

Now, don't worry about it, French.

If they give us any trouble next time,
I'll bring back an anteater.

we gonna do?

I don't know.

We never give him anything.

I didn't know he was supposed to. I
thought Sissy was knitting that tie for

herself.

I say 78 cents.

I got 29 cents.

That's almost a whole dollar.

A lot of money.

But Uncle Bill already has everything.

Let's ask him what he wants.

their faces, sugar in their hands and
hope in their hearts. Hi, Mr. McGovern.

Hi, Rosie.

Oh, I agree, Rosie. Very aptly put.

What did she say?

That the sight of you is sweeter than
the sugar.

Oh, enough of this nonsense. Come along,
children.

Goodbye, Mr. McGovern. Bye, Rosie.

Come see us again soon.

Uncle Bill, what kind of a present would
you like?

Oh, you wish to buy Mr. Davis a gift?

Sissy gave him a tie and he looked real
happy.

We got a lot of money to spend.

But Uncle Bill already has everything.

Now then, I would say that a gift
certificate would be practical.

certificate is the best and that is my
suggestion.

What's on your mind?

Nothing. Just resting.

Lose something?

No, I've never got a pen when I need it.
French!

Yes, sir.

We got a pen around... Oh, I think so,
sir.

Let me see, sir. This one was in your

grey tweed suit, sir. And this one, sir,
you left in your suitcase, a special

ceremonial gift pen from the government
of Thailand.

And this one... One is enough, thank
you. Yes, sir.

Hey, I'm going to get dressed.

You sure, Dad?

Right you are.

Now you pick out the one you like best.

Where did you get all those key rings?

Oh, from people that didn't know what to
give me.

until I come out of the shop.

But don't move away from this spot, you
understand?

I'll be watching them, sir.

We got road here, sugar.

I have the lady's thanks to you. You've
made her more than...

next time, Tad. This is the last day
here from me and the Rosa Killarney.

Where will you go?

Well, I plan to go in for some new kind
of work. I haven't decided

yet which of several opportunities I'll
be taking.

What about Rosa?

There's no end of offers for such a she.

I just want to be sure she goes
someplace where she's appreciated.

I'm trying to get my money in.

I've got mine.

You gonna spend it?

All of it?

Oh, it must have taken you a long time
to save up that money. You sure you want

to spend it all?

I'm sure.

Me too.

Well, I guess you saw something you
wanted, huh?

Hey, it's your money.

Uncle Bill?

Are you going someplace?

Yep, I'm going all the way to the
mailbox.

I'll be back in a little while.

Then I'll show you what we bought.

thing up here? Don't you like horses?

I got nothing against horses, but rules
is rules.

You see that sign?

Parking facilities for tenants and
guests only.

Right. Well, Mr. Bill Davis is a tenant,
isn't he? Mr. Davis?

Sure.

This is his horse.

His horse?

Mr. Davis?

Rosie belongs to Uncle Bill. He's very
young.

Okay.

Why are you giving me the reins?

A tenant will park your vehicle.

Not me.

Just leave her.

All right, you run along, my friends.

I'll just keep Rosie company.

Rosie, I'll not be a stay -in.

We've had many good years together.

Now, I'm doing the best I can for you.

Goodbye, Rosie Killarney.

Long, long life to you.

but we expect him. We got his present.

What? You two haven't been out shopping
alone, have you? It was delivered.

What was delivered?

It's something he doesn't have and
anybody would want.

And it only cost us 78 cents and 29
cents.

McGovern sold you this? This? But he
said he'd wait here for us. I wonder why

didn't. Because he's escaped with the
loot.

Don't you think Uncle Bill would be
surprised?

Oh, very.

Ah, the criminal left a clue.

His permit with an address.

All right, children, up to the apartment
at once.

Fine, Mr. McGovern.

What about Rosie?

Oh, she'll be all right for a while.

She's too old to run away, and who would
want to steal her?

Off you go, quickly. Go on.

I'm coming.

Mr. French.

Well, now, this is an unexpected
pleasure.

Yes, Mr. McGovern.

Unless you make complete restitution, I
must turn this matter over to the

police. Restitution, he says. Police, he
says.

And just what is it I'm supposed to
restitute? The coins that you took from

Buffy and Jody by fraud.

Whoa, now, Johnny Bully. I've been
calling each other names, but four names

been among them, and it ain't gonna be
as long as I can still make a fist. No,

do you deny the crime, sir?

It was a fair exchange.

Their money for the Rose of Killarney. A
fair exchange with unsuspecting

children? They wanted a rare gift for
their uncle, a man who has everything.

And it just so happened that I decided
to part with Rosie.

No, you took unfair advantage of their
faith in you.

Advantage? There's small change for the
pride of Aaron. But didn't I give them

the carriage as well? Oh, come, Mr.
McGovern, you're not talking to children

now?

All right.

All right, Rosie's not as young as she
was.

Who is?

But I wanted to find her a home.

And when the Tad spoke with her uncle,
he sounded like a man who'd look out for

her. Oh, come now, Mr.

Davis is not running a home for
superannuated horses.

Here's your money.

I know what you're taking from them, but
I didn't want to spoil the joy the

little ones had in buying a gift for
their uncle.

Yes. Well, now, sir, we must ask you to
come along with us and take your horse

back. I'll come and get Rosie.

And she's well out of a place where she
wouldn't be loved nor appreciated.

Mr. McGovern, sir, may we suggest that,
well, there are societies which...

Well, they pledge themselves to look
after the elderly animals.

By all the books that's never been
opened or shut, keep your pity and your

suggestions to yourself, Mr. French.

Rosie and me will make our way.

When can I open my eyes?

I can't be sure there's a fly.

Did you spend all your money on that
horse?

Isn't she beautiful?

Oh, sure, yeah. She's beautiful, all
right.

I think maybe we should have talked this
over, kids. I'm not so sure you're old

enough to have a horse all your own.

Oh, she's not ours, Uncle Bill.

She's yours.

It wasn't a good idea.

Oh, of course I like her.

She's the best horse I ever had.

Really? Really.

She's the finest present in the whole
wide world.

Honest? Honest.

And I'll never forget her.

Oh, sir.

We had hoped to get back... before you
were faced with this four -legged

disaster. Oh, French, French, French,
you're late for the presentation.

Yes, yes, you are now looking at the
proudest and happiest horse owner in

greater Manhattan.

Oh, I am?

We are, sir?

Bill, this is Mr. McGovern.

He used to own Rosie, but he's going
into another business.

That's how come we're so lucky.

Oh, Bill Davis, Mr. McGovern. It's my
pleasure.

You're taken with Rosie?

Completely, completely.

She says the feeling is mutual.

Well, I'll tell you what. I've got some
friends, got a farm up near Danbury,

Connecticut. We'll just send Rosie up
there where she'll be nice and

comfortable, and we can all go visit her
on weekends, huh?

Oh, Mr. McGovern.

Under the circumstances, sir, this
money...

Sure.

Mr. French, a deal is a deal.

You know,

I always thought the way you make kids
happy is to give them something. I just

found out they're a lot happier if you
let them give you something.

Ah, they're grandkids.

Say, how are you going to manage without
your horse and carriage?

Oh, now that I know that Rosie will be
looked after, I'll manage.

Health and success to you, Mr. Davis,
and the thanks of Emmett Parnell

Well, French, we better find out some
stable around here where we can board

Rosie till we can get a van to send her
up to Connecticut, right?

Very good.

Oh, God.

Well, that's simpler if only they'd
chosen the gifts to feed.

Thank you very much, children, but next
time, may I suggest a simple shake of

the hand or, at most, many happy returns
of the day?