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Come on, Nicholas, come on. I'll never get this on you. Hold still.
Good. Hey, come on, Nick. Being chosen honor guard for third grade assembly is
real big stuff.
Very important.
But why do I have to wear a tie?
Because important people wear ties.
You know, like Dad, for instance.
Isn't David important?
Yeah, yeah, he's important, sure.
Well, how come he doesn't wear a tie?
Because he's... He's a different kind of important. He's, uh...
He's funky important, you know. Huh?
Laid back important?
Well, one of these days it'll all make sense, believe me.
Okay, there you go, Mr.
Third Grade Assembly Honor Guard.
Important, huh?
Very.
Mrs. Duffing. I can't stay after school today. I have a very important meeting.
Who says clothes don't make the man?
Can I speak to you for a minute?
Sure, sure.
What's wrong?
Could I talk to you about these?
Ah. Well, personally, I think the red silk with the Peter Pan collar will go
better with your green sport coat.
Very funny.
I'm sorry. It's just that the drawers were so crowded that I couldn't even get
them open, so I figured that a little reorganizing was in order. Oh, yes.
Where did you reorganize my shirts? Well, you're not going to believe this.
They're with my stockings in the linen chest.
behind the towels, on top of your sweaters. Great. You mean we have to
dressing out in the hall?
Well, either that or in the attic. We just have too many things for too few
spaces. See, it's just temporary until I can talk you into a new dresser. I'm
talked into it. You've talked me into it. Go ahead and buy. And price, as long
as it's realistic. There's no object.
Maybe we could have
a dresser built to order.
When I said realistically priced, I meant...
Well, maybe we could have your number one son build it for us. You know, for a
relative. He's not untalented. I don't know. Dressing in the halls while David
is trying to find time doesn't sound like much fun to me. Oh, but that's just
it. Mary tells me that David is experiencing what the construction
calls a seasonal slowdown. He's laid off again? Yeah.
Boy, that's the third time this year.
Maybe now is the time that he should get interested in one of those copy boy
jobs down at the newspaper. Tom, give it up. David likes what he's doing.
I know. You're right. I know you're right. It's just... Wishful thinking.
All right, I guess we can find employment for David. I thank you. I
and your son thanks you. And I don't know, Tom, I still think the red silk
the Peter Pan collar.
Morning,
guys. What's for breakfast?
Dr. Fitzgerald's 14 -day last chance diet.
His philosophy is a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips.
That's done.
Hey, who asked you?
Hey, Susan, whatever happened to your high -protein, low -carbohydrate,
water diet? I borrowed it.
And I'm hungry.
Well, I sure hope it does you more good than it did me.
Susan, when I go on a diet, I don't cheat.
I don't cheat!
Well, I don't cheat anymore.
That'll be the day.
I got an idea.
I bet I can lose more weight on my diet than you can on yours.
I bet you you can't.
How much?
I don't know.
How about the loser takes the winner to the restaurant of her choice?
You got a deal.
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys. How can I get in on this action,
huh? Why would you want to lose any more weight?
If you do, you will dissolve into nothingness.
It didn't mean that I wanted to die. It's just that I have trouble gaining
weight and you guys have trouble losing weight, right?
So we could help each other.
Okay, um... How about we arrange it? Whoever has the greatest change in
okay, gets taken out to dinner by the other two.
What have we got to lose?
Only weight, sister.
Only weight.
Hmm. In that case, I better have another banana.
And another banana.
Oh, in that case... Hello, Dr. Fitzsoup.
That's a good idea.
Hey, you asked for my advice, I gave it to you. That's not advice, it's a death
sentence. Look, I happen to know for a fact that Marlene only goes out with
jocks. You want to date with her, you get on the football team. Look, you're
crazy. Even if I make the team, which I sincerely doubt, I'd come out of there
looking like a size 14 football cleat. Now, does Marlene go out with size 14
football cleats?
Maybe. She's weird.
Well, anyway, I'm too small to play.
What about David? He was about your size when he played. He was good, too.
Yeah, well, they made guys smaller in those days.
I get it.
Do this.
Nicholas?
I'm small, but I'm not that small.
Oh, then you must be Tommy.
Tony Matheson. Is David awake yet?
Tony Matheson? I don't believe it. Hi, Mr. Bradford. Come on, you can't be Tony
Matheson. Tony Matheson has a ponytail and a beard.
Well, the scruffy look doesn't go over too big in the investment banking
business. Listen, I'm up here from L .A. visiting my folks for a few weeks doing
a little business.
I wanted to get some of the old gang together.
Is David around?
Oh, now and then, but he hasn't lived here for a long time.
Well, come on in. I'll give you his phone number and address.
Investment banking, huh? Boy, you must be taking Los Angeles by storm.
Well, let's just say I'm trying really hard.
I mean, it's a great business. The sky's the limit.
Hey, who's fancy new sports car is that in the driveway? Some bum with expensive
taste. Oh, Madison.
Hi. Great to see you.
Look at you.
Well, you look like you just walked out of a men's clothing magazine. No, it's
all part of the image. I mean, the richer you look, the richer you get.
What does that say about me?
Well, it says that they haven't met your price for selling out yet.
Tony, would you like to stay for coffee?
Oh, I really can't stay, Mr. Bradford. I just came over to invite you to a
little reunion we're having over at my folks' place tonight. All the old guys
are going to be there. Oh, great. Count me in. I wouldn't miss it. Great. It's
about 8 .30.
Okay, can I bring anything? Beer or wine? No, just bring yourself and all
old good stories.
Okay.
Mr. Bradford, it's been great seeing you. Oh, yeah, it was nice seeing you,
And drop around again before you leave town.
That's the deal.
Okay. That is a terrific car you got there. Are you sure you didn't just
that to impress us?
No, I got it about three months ago.
But I got a great buyout. I guess.
I tell you what, you take my van home and I'll drive your car to the party.
sure.
I'll see you tonight. See you tonight.
Boy, you believe Tony?
Guess a lot can happen to a guy in four years. Yeah, well, it shows you what you
can do if you set your mind to it.
You know, I always told you, of all your friends, he would wind up being the
most constructive.
I don't remember hearing you ever say that.
But Gretchen never used to listen to me in those days.
Oh, by the way, it's time for you to do something, instructor.
Abby is upstairs right now drawing plans for the bureau that you're supposed to
be building for us. Yeah, right. She called and told me. Look, I know it's
much, but at least until your construction job picks up again, it'll
off welfare.
Oh, and listen, you'll probably be eating dinner with us a lot now, so I'll
you then.
Jason, Jason, knee pads guard the knees, not the thighs.
Knees, thighs, at least I don't need a helmet. Nothing up here to protect.
You know, I must have been crazy to let you talk me into this.
Hey, come on. If my brother can play, the least we can do is try out. I mean,
the worst thing that could happen is we get cut from the team, right? Yeah,
we'll get cut in half.
Hey, look, I found a boat.
What do you say we sail out of this place?
This thing looks like a size 14 football cleat.
Oh, that's size 15.
Thanks.
I've been looking all over for it.
Are you guys going out for the team?
Yeah. What position?
Blocking dummies?
See you guys on the field.
Well, at least he's being friendly enough.
I'm just glad that guy's on our side.
Listen, come on in. You won't believe who's here.
We've got Cheryl. David is here.
Move to the bar.
Hey,
you remember old man Zeif?
Who could forget?
Well, now that I'm a fellow teacher, I get to call him now.
It blows him away.
What are you up to these days?
Oh, same old thing. Still swinging a hammer.
Great.
You guys having a good time?
Oh, yeah, great. Super party.
Hey, there's Harry.
Listen, I'll catch up to you later. Right.
Isn't that Slow Eddie Seligman over there with Pete and George? It's Dr.
Slow Eddie now.
He's really shifted into high gear. The guy's only been here 20 minutes after 72
hours of county emergency.
He's already made a pass at every girl in the room. He's offering them free
physicals with complimentary lollipops.
Hello, David.
Sharon.
I don't believe it.
The campus couple of 72 back together again for the first time.
Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll spread a little cheer among the other
guests.
Joyce, when did you go blonde?
Hey, you need a fresh drink?
No, just dive.
So
how
have you been?
Okay, um...
A little crazy between law school and work, I guess.
I take the bar this summer.
An attorney?
That's terrific.
How about you? Did you ever go back and get that degree?
Oh, no way.
When I left school, I vowed never to return.
A man has to have some principles.
So the obligatory question is, what have you been doing with yourself for five
years? Anything constructive?
Anything constructive?
That's twice today I've heard that.
No, not constructive, actually. More like construction.
It's not so bad. I mean, I get to wear uniform.
You know, safety boots, tool belt, hard hat.
You know what I hate most about these reunions?
No.
Everyone trying to go around impressing everyone else with their list.
Well,
I guess it's easier to put down when you have a list of your own.
It was nice seeing you, Sharon.
Dad, there's something I'd like to discuss.
No, no, no. Don't even say it. I know what it is. You're presently unemployed.
I'd be very happy to give you an advance for the dresser you're building.
No, it's not about the dresser or even money.
It's about me and what I'm doing and where I'm going.
Huh? What are you talking about? What do you mean, where you're going? Where are
you going?
Nowhere. That's just it.
I don't understand.
It's simple.
I've just decided that it's time to reconsider a few things.
Mainly what I'm doing with my life.
What brought this on all of a sudden? No, it's not all of a sudden, Dad.
This feeling's been growing in me for some time now.
The layoff and seeing Tony and maybe a couple other things kind of pushed it to
the top.
What are you going to do?
Oh, I should know in about four hours.
I applied for a job here this morning as a copy boy. They said they'd tell me
your name.
All right!
really took me by surprise, though.
He doesn't say a word to me, David. He just goes right down to the newspaper,
replies for the job, and one, two, three, he's got it.
Oh, boy, two famous newsmen in the family.
What do you mean by two?
Well, it'll take him a few years to develop.
He's talking about David.
Can you imagine?
David Bradford here, reporting to you from the White House. And I was having
breakfast with President Conner just this morning, and he said... Girls,
you getting a little carried away? He's only a copy boy.
Oh, by the way, tell me, have you decided what to do about the football
Oh, I've definitely decided to go out. I think I got a good shot at tailback. I
don't believe it. David is a reporter.
He's only a copy boy.
Well, he's going to be a reporter in six months. Three months.
Two months. I bet you he's editor.
Editor -in -chief. At least.
Okay, you monkeys.
Let's get out there mean and tough.
For 60 minutes, I want you to become animals.
I want to hear some bones crunch.
All right.
Let's break up into teams A and B.
Offense on that side.
All right, Jack, here's the ball. Come on, let's go.
Jack, give me the ball back.
Come on, defense.
Line of scrimmage.
Come on, let's go.
You're an animal.
You are an animal.
Down!
Ready! Set!
Got you!
Just lie there, boy. Come on, get up. Scrape the mud off your teeth.
What's your name, boy?
Tommy Bradford, sir.
Bradford.
Do you have any relation to a David Bradford we had here about six or seven
years ago?
Yes, sir. He's my brother.
Is that right?
Well, it's pretty fair to tell back as far as I can remember.
If you're his brother, we should be expecting some pretty big things from
right?
Well, if he's anything like his father, he ought to do very
well.
That's what worries me.
What do you mean worries you? I thought you'd be happy.
Oh, I am. It's just that... See, every father harbors a secret desire for his
son to follow in his footsteps.
But the newspaper business, why all of a sudden?
Why not the newspaper business?
I mean, he's grown up around journalism all his life.
Stands to reason that little would sink in, you know. It's osmosis.
Do you think you could be overanalyzing this a little bit?
Yeah, maybe I am.
Actually, I'm thrilled.
Good. Now let's get down to important business, like, uh... You're taking a
at pressuring David into building our new dresser. Oh, listen, I forgot to
you. I talked to David about that. I went with this new job and everything.
won't have time to do it.
Oh, boy.
But don't worry. He's going to have this friend of his do it for him.
Oh, well, any friend of David's. There's a friend of David's.
No, really, you will learn that in this house, don't take anything for granted.
No, no.
Thank God it's Tuesday.
I'll drink to that.
So, how's it going?
It's going. It's going.
Yeah, I'm reading up on William Randolph Hearst, you know, studying how to be a
mogul.
Well, I bet it's very different from pounding on plywood.
Yeah, a lot different. I don't have to eat my lunch on a board laid out between
two sawhorses anymore.
You know, it's amazing how many guys go through life just putting in their
hours, cashing a paycheck, and hating it.
I know guys.
I'm talking about guys our age. Come home at night and down three martinis
to forget about work.
There was a couple of six -packs where I used to work.
Let me tell you about this guy I know.
Four years of college, and he lands this fat job with a tax assessor. Tax
assessor?
Leonard Aaron?
Yeah, right, right.
Well, it turns out that his entire job at the assessor's office consists of
being wined and dined by... Corporate bigwigs, big real estate developers.
He calls himself director of parties.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, it's real creative.
I mean, the most intelligent decision he has to make is whether to choose the
snails or the pate.
Of course, every once in a while, he has to take a little satchel in his hand,
an empty satchel, if you catch my meaning, and fill it up with the green
Yeah.
Now that's a challenging profession.
Oh, morning.
Hi. Who are you?
Chris. Oh, well, if you're here for a date, they're all still sleeping. Except
Mary. She had to get up early.
No, I'm afraid not, kid. I'm here to build a dresser for Mr.
and Mrs. Bradford.
Oh, yeah.
They're not up yet.
Mm -hmm.
Well, then, what time do you figure they'll be up and around?
Oh, about half hour. Want some breakfast?
Out of sight.
Get my own brain cells working.
Set.
Okay, come on, hit it. Fly, feet apart.
Come on, lock those arms. All right, you're me.
You're an animal.
Okay,
turn around.
Okay, next.
Let's go, move.
Harder, son.
Harder. Don't kiss it. Hit it.
Yes, sir. Hit it. I'll remember.
Set.
Did you
see
it? Isn't it terrific?
Uh -huh.
Hey, you seem very excited about this.
Your son sprung a big story, and you look like he just got arrested.
Oh, yeah. No, no, I'm excited. I'm excited. It's just, I can't believe it.
mean, how did he do it? He did it like any good reporter, by verifying his
sources, checking, double -checking his facts.
Did you know about it? Not until the copy hit my desk last night, just before
put the morning edition to bed.
Well, of course, I brushed it up a little bit. I mean, nothing substantial.
Comma here, comma there.
Are you going to let him run with it?
Look, I admit that giving an inexperienced kid a front -page number
unorthodox. But it's his story, Tom. I'm not going to pull it from him.
David, my boy, I told him I want you to follow this up like a bloodhound.
Sniff out every skeleton in Leonard Aaron's closet.
A good reporter does not stop until he's unearthed every last bit of the truth.
Do you think he can handle it?
Well, he's Tom Bradford's son, isn't he?
You know something? It took me almost a year to get off the copy desk and out
into the field. I was lucky, Dad. I got a lead and it panned out. No, no, that's
not luck. That's ambition.
I mean, you saw your opportunity and you grabbed it.
Tell me something. What is it like to see your own byline out there on page
Weird. It's like it's some other person's name up there. Yeah, well, you
have to worry about it around this house because around here you're just plain
David Bradford.
I thought you could even spell.
I can't. That's what editors are for.
Hey, if you make it real big, you can go on TV as an anchorman.
An anchor person, please. Hey, I'll get it.
If that's the press for David, tell him he is unavailable for an interview.
What do you mean?
David is the press.
Does that mean David has to wear tie all the time now?
Well, it sort of comes with the territory, Nicholas.
Love your hard hat.
It's for you, David. Tony. Why didn't you tell him to come in?
I did, but I don't think he wanted to.
I think he likes all the... Hey, Tony, good to see you. Come on in. No, thank
you.
What's wrong?
This.
Oh, yeah, hey, listen, I... No, you listen.
I told you something in confidence as a friend.
I didn't think I'd have to go off the record with you, David.
I'm sorry, Tony, but Aaron's a crook, and you know it. That's not the point.
Aaron's assistant, the guy I told you about, is out of a job, and he's blaming
me.
Your story cost me a friend.
Make that two.
Look, Tony didn't even tell me the guy's name. I just used it as a lead. All
right, then you didn't do anything unprofessional.
So unprofessional. Terrific.
Meanwhile, I lose a friend and I feel like a first -class heel.
No, no, no. All you did is write an article about a man who is breaking the
Now, what he was doing goes far beyond you and Tony.
I mean, this man was affecting everybody in this city. The people have a right
to know the truth.
It all sounds so noble.
I know how you feel. I've been in the same position.
more times than I care to remember.
But people get hurt by the truth, and, well, that's a fact of life. I know, I
know. I just wish you didn't have to touch somebody I care about.
Well, you could have somebody else finish the story for you if that's what
want. No.
All right, then just do the best job you can.
Oh, listen, you know, they're short of desk space down at the office. Do you
still happen to have that old typewriter back at your apartment?
No, I hocked that two years ago to buy a carburetor for my van.
Oh. Well, you're welcome to use this one here. I mean, it's full of old stories.
Might bring you luck.
Don't you need it?
Well, I happen to be a couple of columns ahead of myself at the moment.
Besides, if you're working here in the house, I can come down and give you a
pointers. You know, from an old newsman.
As long as it's not too many pointers, Dad, I want to do the story myself.
Oh, sure. I promise to limit it to spelling and maybe a couple of pointers
construction.
You can't worry your life.
My life?
You could blow your whole diet eating something like this.
Definitely very fattening. What do you think, Tommy?
Nicholas, what are you doing with those earmuffs on?
I can't hear you, Dad. I got earmuffs on.
I'll tell you why he has earmuffs on. It's so noisy around here, you can't
yourself think. That's right, Dad. It's bananas feeling. Wait a minute. Would
you kids please tell me what you're complaining about?
Or shouldn't I ask?
That's been going on all afternoon.
Off and on, but it always seems to catch you by surprise.
Yeah. Well, despite popular belief, peace and quiet have never been exactly
household words around here.
Oh, hello. Hi.
I'm Tom Bradford. You must be the carpenter that I've been hearing about
much.
How's it going on in there?
Great. Just great.
I really feel it happening.
Oh, that's nice.
Listen, do you think you could tell me when the dresser would be ready for its
trial run?
Mr. Bradford, these things take time and dedication.
You see, carpentry is... Well,
it's an art, you know, dating back thousands and thousands of years. Now,
wouldn't want me to force it and wind up with something shoddy, would you?
Believe me, when it's finished, you're gonna love it.
I hate it!
Tom, he's just trying to build something you'll like, something that'll go with
the room.
He's making a mess, that's what he's making. Well, I'm sure that by the time
he's finished, you'll love it.
Well, um, what do you think so far?
Do you love it?
David, what are you doing sleeping in the middle of the day?
Abby, can I ask you a question?
You already have, Nicholas.
Huh?
Sure, what do you want?
Well, is David going to be just like Dad?
What do you mean?
Well, you know, all the time he bangs on the typewriter with his fingers, and
then he goes to sleep on the couch.
Well, David's really tired, you know. He's been working very hard lately.
Yeah, but how come he doesn't like to joke around no more?
Oh, it's difficult trying something new in life, Nicholas.
Oh, well, maybe I can try something then. Sure, you're never too young to
change. So what did you have in mind?
Well, I used to want to be an astronaut. How about a spy?
A spy?
That's a great idea.
Listen, for your first mission, why don't you sneak into the kitchen and
out what Mary's cooking up for dinner?
Come on, hit the ground, hit it!
Hey, what are you doing here?
I'm catching my breath. Would you believe Mrs. Bradley kept the whole
minutes? I had to break the sound barrier just to get here. But didn't she
read... Bradford!
I'll see you in a minute, please.
Tommy, did you have a look at the bulletin board outside the gym today?
No, sir.
Maybe you better have a look at it.
Yes, sir.
Folks, I'm sorry, but the day just got away from me. She makes the best potluck
that is this side of the... My apartment.
Take it from a man who knows. It requires a very creative person to mix
three days' worth of leftovers and come up with something edible.
I wish I could eat it.
These potatoes are delicious.
How's your article coming, David?
Oh, fine. I think I've got enough information to nail Aaron to the wall.
David, do you have to be so graphic? You sound like a frontier sheriff.
Well, Joanie, why not? I mean, this guy's a crook. He doesn't deserve
from David or from anybody else.
I don't know. That picture of him in the paper, he looked like a pretty nice
guy. Oh, but Elizabeth, that makes the man more dangerous.
I mean, that's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
That's why David has to expose him. Hey, aren't you blowing this out of
proportion just a little? You make it sound like a crusade. Well, why not? I
mean, Watergate started with a piece of tape over a door lock.
Watergate? He's only the tax assessor.
You go ahead and be modest. I am proud of you. And I think everybody else is,
too. Well, I'm proud of Tommy over there. I hear you're doing okay on the
football team. Yeah, he actually was late for dinner.
Sounds pretty big.
Hey, listen, if you need a hand on some of the plays, I'll be glad to help.
That's right. David made All -City in his senior year.
All -City?
Why not All -American?
You know, that's all I've heard around this house is how great you are at this
or how great you were at that.
King David, Mr. Perfect.
Well, let me tell you something. I'm getting sick and tired of being the
brother who can't do anything as well as you did. So why don't you just keep
your advice and stay out of my life?
Haven't you learned how to knock?
You're Pagas?
I lived in this house for 22 years.
Old habits die hard.
Yeah, would you please get out of my room, man?
I listened to everything you said downstairs.
Now you can listen to me.
I don't know what got into you down there, but you said a lot of things that
hurt a lot of people.
I never tried taking you under my wing.
I'm sure I've tried to help you.
But not because I didn't think you could do it on your own. It was because I
wanted to.
Maybe there are a lot of things I can do better than you.
But there are a whole lot of things you can do better than me.
Boy, if you only knew how many ways you weigh ahead of me.
Tommy, you're an honest, open person.
You got a warm heart. You got a great sense of humor.
That's something to be proud of.
You're my brother. I can't believe you'd think I was trying to make you feel
like a failure
I've
always been proud to be your brother just as I've always been proud to be
friend Till tonight
You must have been holding that in for a long time.
Yeah, it's not like Tom to yell like that.
I'm starting to get used to being yelled at. Well, I think Tommy will get over
what's ever bothering him. So will Tony.
Give him a little time. I think he'll reconsider.
I'm not so sure he should.
Why? Well, I'm not so sure he's wrong.
Anyway, it doesn't matter. I tried calling him. He's gone back to L .A.
Speaking of going, I've got to get going. I want to catch Aaron on his way
court. I need a little more information for my story.
Yeah, listen, when you're through, can I proofread it?
Just spilling in construction, remember?
All right.
Okay, this is it. The day has arrived, the moment of truth.
Susan, no fair jogging.
This is with a cake, please.
Okay, ladies.
Is everybody ready?
Ready, ready, ready.
Eyes straight ahead.
Ladies, mount your scales.
Dismount, please.
Would you uncover your... Thank you.
Dismount.
Let me see.
There? Okay.
Come on, you guys. Quit stalling. Come on.
are ready for this?
Yeah.
Okay. And the winner is... Nobody.
Let's see. Joanie has lost two pounds. What? Nancy gained one. Susan, you've
gained three.
Yeah,
I'm pretty new at this.
I got a lucky break.
Should be out soon. Yeah. Been there long enough.
Mr.
Aaron, would you like to make a statement? Not at the present time. Have
been in touch with the mayor? No, no. Mr. Aaron, I just have two questions to
ask you. Mr.
Aaron, I just have two questions. Excuse me.
Mr. Aaron. Mr. Aaron.
One more question, Mr. Aaron.
What can I do you for?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Sure.
Well, I haven't told anybody this yet, but I got cut from
the football team.
Tommy, I'm sorry.
Listen, this kind of thing seems pretty bad now, but in a few weeks you... Yeah,
I know. In a couple of weeks I'll forget all about it and everything will be all
better. I've been telling myself that, but I'm not very convincing.
You know, the reason I couldn't tell everybody is I
felt like I was disappointing them all. They all expected so much.
I felt like a real failure, and I hated you because you made me feel that way. I
mean, you did all of this. I couldn't do any of it.
I just couldn't be you.
I kind of felt like they wanted me to.
Tommy, you don't have to try to be me.
You couldn't, and I wouldn't want you to.
Well, I know that now, but I didn't know that when I blew up at you.
Hey, I'll make you a deal.
Why don't we both stop trying to be something we're not?
Okay, you're wrong.
But, uh, can we be friends again?
Better yet.
Let's be brothers.
Thanks, brother.
I'd like you to read this.
Here, Tom, come on up.
Hey,
kids, what's going on?
Oh, Chris finished your dresser. Oh, Avi, have you seen David?
No. It doesn't look any different.
Oh, that's nice.
The drawers.
Well, now, he did add more space. The drawers are definitely deeper. They are
deeper. I still don't believe it.
Well, Mr. Bradford, what do you think?
I mean, you gotta love it. Yeah?
Well, I don't love it. I don't even like you.
But... But it's you.
Authentic Middle Sacramento.
Out! Just get out!
Well, it's not quite done yet. But you are.
Well, I'll send you my bill.
Well, Dad, look, at least you can put your clothes away now, you know.
Pick them up, too.
No, where are you going? To hire a carpenter. A carpenter.
He's going to go hire a carpenter.
You can't change my mind.
I made my decision.
And if you're here to talk me out of it, you're wasting your time. No, no,
David, I haven't come here to talk you out of it. It's just that, well, it took
us by surprise.
I mean, as an article, this is quite a terrific resignation letter.
I meant it. I really did.
I'm sure you meant it.
But I wanted to find out what your reasons were.
You see, we thought that you liked it.
So did I, for a while.
I'd even talked myself into believing it was heaven on earth.
But I was fooling myself.
I'm not made for that kind of work.
I never was, really.
I guess I knew that the night that Tony walked out of the house.
You know, I went to Aaron's house this morning, after I talked to you, to get
that final little piece of information.
To put that final little nail in the coffin I built for him.
You know, he lives in a house that's not too different from ours. It's a lot
smaller, of course, but it's really the same.
Seeing him there at the house, I realized that the man's a human being.
It's not a byline, an opportunity to see my name in print.
He has a wife and kids that...
I know must feel his pain as deeply as he feels it himself.
I saw the pain on their faces.
I know that people have a right to know.
I know the story has to be written, but I'm not the one who's going to write it.
I can't.
Dad, I'm sorry if I'm letting you down, but... I can't fit into your shoes any
more than Tommy can fit into mine.
It wouldn't make me happy, you being something that you're not.
I just want you to be David Bradford.
Because that's who you are.
And because that's who I love.
Oh, hi.
What are you reading?
Oh, I'm rereading.
David's resignation letter.
Do you know something? It's really pretty darn good.
Of course it is. He's very talented.
You should be very proud of him. I am. He went back to L .A. to make up with
Tony.
Talent, character, takes after his father.
He certainly does.
What are you thinking about?
You're just at a funny age, you know?
I don't even feel old, and yet my elder brother's man doesn't even really need
me anymore.
Mary's almost a doctor.
Joanie, an actress.
Nicholas will be in college soon.
Tom, Nicholas is only eight years old.
Dad, Abby, I'm sorry to bother you, but Nancy and Elizabeth are upstairs about
ready to kill each other over a set of curlers.
Dad, Dad, my hands are sick.
Oh, well, don't worry, fellas. I'll be right there.
Well, now that Tom Nicholas goes to college, I guess you have a lot to take
of, huh?
So tell me, Bradford, do you love it?
I love it.
I love it.
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