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You know, your town isn't even on the map.

Still? After all these years.

Money attracts attention.

You have made the town porous.

That's impressive.

Clay duck becomes an alien,

with multiple suckered arms plummeting towards Earth

from the planet Zooton.

Do I look like I care about some pledge

from some squalid tin-pot sect?

He is immortal.

You have two choices.

Take over where Frankie left off...

I don't cook drugs.

Then increase our payment by 50%.

How?

We're hitting more banks this time.

You know your stories, please stick with them.

The manager's gonna need a word.

Run, dickhead!

How bad is it?

Looks like the Russians noticed too.

Shit.

Stella Heikkinen.

Who the hell is this?

The new queen kills the old queen.

I didn't kill Frankie.

No, her brother did.

Then it is time for you to don your crown and run my business.

I won't have anything to do with drugs.

That's disappointing.

So what would you have me do?

Leave.

I can't.

Good girl.

Good girl.

Yeah. He's a very bad man.

He can shoot me left nut if he isn't.

Yeah, they're always bad men, aren't they?

They always have to die.

He owes me 58 big ones.

It's only money, John.

It's not just the money.

He's done bad things.

He's robbed his mother and he poked people's eyes out.

- Good girl. - There he is.

Pork pie hat.

What's wrong?

He's got a dog with him.

A dachshund.

Who cares? I didn't ask you to shoot the dog.

It will traumatise the dog, seeing his owner killed.

- What? - Especially a dachshund.

They're very sensitive.

My uncle had two of them.

They could tell exactly when he was going to leave the house.

Fuck the dog. Just take the hit, will you?

I'm not leaving a dog tied to a dead man.

Alright, look, I've got a guy down there on the ground

and he is going to take care of that dachshund.

You sure?

Would I lie to you?

You're like a brother to me.

Take the hit.

Come on, let's go.

Cheer up.

Connor?

Hey!

Just tidying up in here.

Sammi says my car arrived yesterday.

Yes, it did. Yeah, meant to tell you. Yeah.

Great.

What's it like?

It's good. It's good. Looked good coming off the trailer anyway.

- It's over here, you want a look? - Yes, please.

And Jeremiah's offered to check it out for me.

Has he?

Well, check this out.

Oh, wow.

Oh, I love it.

Eh?

Yeah.

Wait, wait.

Was this slick here before?

Slick?

Yeah, here.

Jesus, transmission fluid?

Blimey. Didn't even check it out.

Is there a problem?

Yeah, transmission leak.

Oh, no.

Oh.

You drive it out of here anyway.

I could do without oil all over the floor.

Not with a transmission leak, you won't.

Wouldn't make it into the street.

Probably just a loose bolt or something.

How long until you can fix it?

This weight shouldn't be falling on me.

Three days.

No charge.

I should have checked it out.

Looks like I need to borrow your truck.

Yeah, three days.

Strangers are still finding their way into the town.

I'm paying for border security and protection,

none of which is happening.

Well, you can consider it

a little something towards your spiritual betterment.

That's not what we agreed.

And I'm still being pressured over Frankie's debt.

They want me to pick up where she left off.

So now you're considering drug trafficking?

Is that right?

I mean, that's a big change of heart.

How quickly you succumb to wickedness.

And do you really think I give a crow's peck about you?

Or that sad detritus of a town?

I watch you going about your tiny lives.

You're a bacterial blight.

Nothing more.

But a reckoning is coming, Stella.

What if I stop paying our donation and let pestilence run amok?

By all means, you go ahead and do that.

And then perhaps you'll see what the benefit was.

48 seconds.

Pathetic!

It's four seconds better than last time.

Luck, not skill.

You're too tense.

Stiff like a plank of wood.

You wanted calm, this is how you find calm.

I'm not a plank of wood, I just have trouble breathing.

You said you know this stuff.

So teach me, what's the secret?

Stop breathing!

Number one rule we had in the Olympics...

What, you competed in the Olympics?

Solo synchronized swimmer.

How does that work?

You hold for four minutes

and you look pretty while doing gymnastics in the water.

You sit at the bottom of the pool

and look like a lumpy bullfrog for 46 seconds.

48.

And I know I can do better.

Mm. Maybe.

Breathe in through the mouth.

And while you're down there,

think about how you're going to get me all the money you lost.

Go.

We need to talk to you.

Everyone in town wants to know

what you're doing about getting our money.

We haven't been paid in two weeks.

Two weeks, three days, actually.

I've still got eight payments left on my card.

And I need a new ski outfit.

You promised us untold riches.

I delivered and you promptly squandered it.

Did a single one of you even think of investing some of the money?

- Hmm? - Why would we do that?

So you could...

Forget it.

Because of your relentless greed...

it got shut off.

So you're working on it, then?

Getting the money flowing again?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

How much money do I actually have in my account?

Like $80,000 and something.

Is that all?

Hands off the keyboard, lady.

Sacred space.

If you mess up the security wall, everyone is exposed.

So what do you need?

I read something, admittedly, a few days ago now,

but it should still stand.

Gus Norton is moving from Allied Holdings to Resnick Equity.

So their share price will drop dramatically overnight.

But in the wings is Edwina Hayes.

Never heard of her.

Well, if she gets the job, and she will, she's a rock star, it'll fly.

They could trade up by 60%.

We could make some easy money.

On stocks and shares?

Well, it's worth a try.

We need to get rich quick.

You and everyone else on the planet.

I don't want to be a drug maker.

So invest everything I've got and watch it.

If it climbs like I think, it should hit high around noon tomorrow,

and then we sell.

OK.

That is impressive.

It really is.

Hey, darling.

Is that a roast chicken?

I got it from the cafe. It's not bad.

That must have cost you at least $38.

Not necessarily.

What does that mean?

It didn't necessarily cost $38.

You stole it?

They've been ripping us off.

Everyone steals, especially in this town.

Not everyone here is a thief.

Mmm. But some of them are just murderers.

I don't want you turning into a criminal.

It's just half a chicken.

That's how it always starts, with just half a chicken.

Right. And next time, I might take a whole chicken.

OK, this is not funny.

You know, you used to have some ambition at least.

I mean, where is the son I knew in Melbourne? Hmm?

When did you know me in Melbourne? Hmm?

Just do something worthwhile. Yeah?

Seize the opportunities.

What opportunities?

What can I do here?

Any ideas?

Plenty.

Plenty of ideas.

What about an apprenticeship?

Hm? You don't want to go to school.

Why not talk to Connor?

Connor's gone.

What?

- Yep, lava. - And the toaster oven.

- I've got that. Yep. - My driving gloves.

The sheepskin-lined driving gloves.

And my espresso maker... Italian imported.

Golf clubs, new set.

Since when do you play golf?

I was going to learn, mate.

What's going on here?

It would appear there has been a major theft,

which I'm currently investigating as part of normal police procedure.

Who stole what?

Connor.

His current whereabouts are currently unknown.

Maybe he's dead.

Like Manfred.

OK, so what... Sorry, what did Connor steal?

Pretty much everything.

Any sign of a water pump?

No, but you'll see one jet ski.

My 85-inch smart screen...

It's not up to me to fix this.

OK, I'm not your mother.

You are an adult.

Seriously, I don't know how he could fit all this

in just a caravan and Stella's car.

My ne...

No! No, no!

- We need to find him and kill him. - Hey...

Kill the man who's been living with you for 20-odd years?

I didn't say it wouldn't be sad.

Well, that's a relief.

What's a relief?

He didn't take my water pump.

Deal with it.

Hey...

I've got the gloves, I've got the palm trees...

If Connor can get out of here without anyone noticing, so can we.

I don't know.

In what? He's stolen my car.

My truck.

Sorry, your truck?

The same one that doesn't have a second gear?

I don't need a second gear. I just go straight up from first to third.

These people are relying on me.

I'm a good boss and they owe me.

I spent all my money protecting them and keeping the town safe.

You know, I wanted to make their lives better

and all they did was buy shit.

Then stop trying to protect them.

Someone has to. I can't leave now.

I read a calendar quote once.

It said, "I've never faced a problem too big to walk away from."

Wow, that's a great philosophy.

If this is about Luang Prabang, spare me.

If you really want to help me, go speak to my son.

- Why me? - Steer him in the right direction.

A couple of good whacks over the ear?

No! No. No hitting.

Worked for my old man.

No violence.

You know, I lost the egg money once.

My old man made me spend the day cleaning out the septic tank.

Yeah, that's more what I mean.

Tough love.

Father, the garden is not producing as it was before.

Not since your wife left.

She didn't leave.

She was drawn to the fires of hell.

Where she'll burn for eternity.

She cursed the vegetable garden before she left.

The crop is dead.

Or...

It's dying.

Then burn it.

And replant it.

As you say, Father.

May we have an audience with you?

We were hoping that you might see it in your heart

to grant us permission to be wed.

And you're of an age to procreate?

Yes.

Well...

you're of good stock.

Your offspring will be strong.

So we have your blessing?

I will confer with God.

Fear not God's decision.

He doesn't make mistakes.

They're all here for the arrival?

Oh, yeah.

Every single one of us, brother.

I thought I was the only one.

Welcome.

Ta.

For the lights.

Thanks.

Been any contact yet?

No, not as yet.

But they're up there.

They're watching us.

Yeah, I reckon they were tracking me on the way in.

Is that so?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I've been a person of interest to them for some time now.

Well, you know what?

I reckon you're going to find out why.

Real soon.

Thank God you're just in time for the momentous event, brother.

Want another beer?

Oh, no. I've got me own brew.

Can't trust what they put in your drinks these days.

Mind control.

Got to the beer too, have they?

First it was chocolate, then shampoo.

Yes, sirree.

Beer, potato chips, peanut butter, anchovies.

Even toothpaste.

I had to avoid the indoctrination, now, hey?

No, no truer word was said.

They won't be happy until they turn us all into robots.

Maybe I'll have one of yours.

Yeah, go ahead.

Help yourself.

I'm 93% self-sufficient.

Yeah?

Even make my own clothes.

This suit, 100% rubber.

Stops the magma rays dead.

Lovely stitching.

Yeah, yep.

Gets a little bit clammy in the summer months,

but you know, that's the price you pay.

Word is these visitors are from a Sagittarius dwarf galaxy.

Yeah, they could be hostile.

Or they could be friendly.

They don't always want to take you up to the mothership and probe you.

Sometimes they just want to offer you a better life.

Yeah.

It's always what I thought happened with my Evelyn.

Lovely name.

Friend?

My wife.

Oh.

22 years gone now.

She went to the corner shop for a roast chicken, just never came back.

How many times have I heard that story?

That's the way they like to snatch 'em.

Never been able to eat roast chicken since.

Eggs too, I expect.

Yeah.

That lot over there,

they've been eating nothing but chicken for the past two days.

The family?

Yeah.

When the visitors dropped to see you back in the year dot,

they were all reds.

Every single one of us has been descended from them.

Thought that was just a rumour.

No, no, no, no rumour, nah.

Fact.

They say some of the redheads

are still in contact with the mothership.

Maybe those ones.

Be advised, give them wide berths.

Don't go stern at the redhead.

They're holier, brother, holier than me and thou.

Yeah, right.

Another beer, friend?

No, I'm alright.

You do know ghosts can't logically exist, right?

I know what I hear.

Yeah, but like, if ghosts can go through walls,

there's no way they're going to get caught up in a piece of string.

They will if the string has been dipped in salt.

I read it in the Book Of Spectres,

Apparitions And Ghouls In The Modern World.

Otis, stop what you're doing, please.

Jeremiah needs to talk to you.

Right now?

Yep.

Time you got off your backside...

and... bring your damn jacket.

Where are we even going?

I need some help to unblock the septic tank at home.

Seriously?

Got some gumboots in the truck for you.

Outside, right now!

I'm serious, mate. Let's go.

I don't believe this.

Tough enough?

So what's the good news?

How did we go?

Well, I did warn you, didn't I?

Really?

It crashed.

I sold when you told me to, but you lost 96 cents on the dollar.

Shit.

That's the last of it.

I am totally broke.

Looks like it.

Guess that narrows the options?

Options?

I don't have any options.

Not anymore.

So this is where misery is born.

Do we have everything we need?

Uh...

Might need some more barrels, extra drain tubs, rubber tubing.

And, oh, I'm going to need that $5,000 we agreed on.

You'll get it. Once this is done and I can access the cash.

Right.

Great. What else?

Uh...

Ammonium chloride, acetone.

Oh, evaporators.

Frankie put them over here.

So, don't...

Don't even worry about that stuff.

I'll fix that up later.

So when can we get started?

Um, well, I was in charge of crushing and extraction.

And then Frankie would come in in the, um...

you know the filtration and pressing stage?

But, yeah, she wrote it all down on a piece of paper somewhere.

What, wrote it down? You don't remember it?

No, it's a lot of steps.

Yeah.

Tarquin?

Tarquin.

Yeah?

I need you to find that piece of paper.

This is a matter of life and death.

My life and my death.

No worries, I'll check my other pair of pants.

I am the conduit of God.

I am the prophet.

I come to you with a message.

There will be three marriages.

Sarah, you will be bound to Ezekiel.

Leah, you will be bound to Noah.

Becca, you have been granted the highest privilege.

You have permission to be wed to me and from this day on to be my wife.

You will have the honour of ushering through the line...

But I thought...

You thought what?

That God had made an error?

No.

The honour is yours to obey, Rebecca, not to question.

You will be the Holy Mother

and be given all the glory that comes with being my wife.

And through me, and only me, you will be closer to God.

You may prepare for the wedding.

We shouldn't be meeting in here.

You're betrothed to the Father.

No, I'm marrying you.

No, that's... that's impossible now.

One of the girls heard from Mother Bethel.

She's made a house in the city.

I don't care, and you shouldn't either.

If we ever wanted to leave, we could go to her.

Our role is to stay here and serve the Father.

We could marry outside.

Why would we want to do that?

Because I want to be with you and I thought you wanted to be with me.

His choosing you is a blessing.

You'll be honoured to marry the Father.

But it is you I care for.

Please, Rebecca, go back to your room.

I'm so sorry, Evelyn.

I should have come with you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much, sir.

Thank you for coming, ma'am.

- Thank you. - Thank you for coming, ma'am.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Is there a wake after the service?

Yes.

Catered?

To those who loved Robert, man of integrity and principles...

husband to Rebecca and father to Courtney and Hamish...

and my very good friend...

here's to you, Robert.

Keep a seat for us on the other side.

- It was a lovely service. - Cheers. Thank you.

Hi. How are you? Thanks for coming.

Brother-in-law.

Wife's brother.

She's devastated, as you can imagine.

But I'm Robert's wife.

First wife's brother.

Excuse me.

What happened to cleaning the septic tank?

Oh, we can do it later if you like.

- One more? - Yeah.

I'll have one.

Vodka.

Make it a double. Put it on his bill.

Kayaking?

He said you took him kayaking.

So did you even say anything to him?

Or... Thanks.

Yeah. I told him we might go fishing later on.

So you did nothing?

I let him talk.

The last thing that boy needs

is someone yelling directions at him right now.

Direction is exactly what he needs right now.

And what happened to the tough love? Cleaning out the septic tank?

I didn't talk to my old man for six months after he made me do that.

Is that what you want?

You know what?

Forget it. Forget Thursdays.

Forget all of it.

You can come over our place for tea Thursday night if you want.

I might do that.

Cool.

You can cook.

Here it is.

There's some samosas left.

I could wrap some up, you can take them with you.

Better than letting them go to waste, isn't it?

Where do you call home, son?

Just with your ears, yeah?

Amazing.

See ya.

Hey there.

So listen, about today...

Thanks for organising the kayaking.

Seriously cool.

And you should come along next time.

Oh.

Well, good. I'm glad I thought of it.

Goodnight, sweetie.

Goodnight, Mum.

Cornflakes?

Isn't it a bit late for that?

I'm still hungry.

I want to try the new honey.

OK.

What is that?!

Wh...

Oh, um...

I've reached an age.

I think I'm ready.

Uh-huh. For what?

For us to be together in Luang Prabang.

So, um, let's go.

Now? You're joking, right?

Yeah, we're packed and ready to leave.

We need to think about this.

I've been thinking all night. Let's go.

Well, I haven't been thinking about it all night. I've been asleep.

I knew it.

You haven't even spoken to him about it.

It was his plan to leave town and start a new life.

No, it was my idea and you rejected it.

And having thought about it, I am now acting on it.

Mwah!

We'll meet you at your truck.

- Come on, kids. - Yuck.

Bags in the back, yeah?

Well, fuck me.

If it isn't Sean McDougall.

So, how long has it been?

15 or 16 years?

22.

I figured you'd slipped into witness protection,

so many out to get you.

But here you are.

And you brought your own chair with you, too.

I had a close encounter.

They took everything.

They took entire families.

Where you been hiding out all this time, then?

I mean, mass abductions ain't that unusual,

but they usually leave the caravans and tents behind.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So, what brings you back into my town, then?

Looking for a loan, John.

Just some money to get back home.

Where is home, then, Sean?

I'm going to pay you back, obviously, with interest.

Oh, yes, no doubt you will.

No doubt.

But, the thing is, you see,

is I haven't loaned anyone a dollar since I was 12 years old

and got stiffed.

And I'm certainly not going to start now.

It's just some travelling money is all.

We all need some travelling money, Sean.

But, I tell you what,

there might be a way that I might be able to help you out.

See, I've got this full book that needs thinning.

Plenty of walking stiffs out there and no one to hit them.

No, I stopped shooting people, John.

More or less.

I'm not that... not that guy anymore.

Yeah. Yeah, you've moved on now, have you?

You're just a guy who walks around with a pink flamingo.

Yeah, well, thanks anyway.

You know, a pocket full of cash will go a long way

to helping you disappear again.

I ain't done a hit in 20 years.

It's just like riding a bike.

Only more fun.

I don't suppose that dachshund is still alive, is it?

What dachshund?

The one you went back for after the Seddon hit.

You did go back for it, didn't you?

Oh, yes, that dachshund.

Mitzi.

Oh, you know, I treated it like it was a prince.

It only went belly-up a couple of months back there now.

Died in my arms.

I was heartbroken.

Here we go, Joey Talarto.

It says here he's hiding out in northern Thailand.

They'll never find him.

You know her?

Nah, just looks like someone I used to know.

Yeah, rich bitch.

She crossed some Russians over some corporate shit.

Now she's on the run.

They sent some Chechens after her but they disappeared.

So she's still on the run, is she?

Eh.

Oh, nah, too late for this one.

They're sending a... a talisman out after her.

A talisman?

Only six in the world and no-one knows who they are.

She'll be sliced up finer than sushi meat.

Right. Who's next?

Oh, here we go.

35-year-old car salesman with a gambling problem.

Easy 10K.

It's an ArmaLite.

What?

My weapon. It's an ArmaLite. AR-180.

I prefer the Colt AR-15.

That's all I could get.

Jesus Christ, your finger's missing.

Only half of it.

It's not missing technically, it's at home in the fridge.

I was going to try sewing it back on but it wouldn't look much,

especially trying to do it with my left hand.

I had a cousin who tried that with his big toe...

Yeah, right, yeah.

Yeah, you can still shoot though?

I mean, that's your trigger finger, isn't it?

Yeah, I can still shoot.

Most of the time.

Good, because this has to be clean, right?

This man is a bad man.

What's he done?

Oh, he's...

he's burned people's houses down and he's poisoned kids' dogs,

sunk a bloke's boat,

and he owes me and a bunch of other blokes a lot of money.

Why did he poison dogs for?

How should I know? Bloke's a sicko.

Hey!

Hey, I've got to warn you!

They're going to kill you.

Nothing I don't already know, mate.

- You know how it is. - Not the fags.

I mean, they will,

but not as fast as the people you owe money to.

Who are you?

I'm the bloke they hired to kill you.

- Oh, shit. - You've got to go.

You've got to get out of town.

How, mate?

I'm bust, alright?

Here.

That's all I got.

I know who you are.

I know where you're from.

You just do me one favour.

You see my wife, Evelyn, you tell her I still love her, OK?

- Evelyn? - You can't miss her.

She's got a sunflower frock on and light green Angora cardigan.

It was quite chilly that day.

Um...

What day?

You've got to go.

Get out of here. They'll be here soon.

Go.

Go!

No-one's following us. I think we're clear.

Great.

Yeah, you know, maybe we shouldn't go to Luang Prabang.

You just told me that's where you wanted to go.

I said that to get you moving.

As if I can live in a place with that constant humidity.

What's Luang Prabang?

It's a place we're not going, sweetheart.

OK. Thailand.

Well, the same.

One season. Hot. I get irritated in the heat.

- Really? - Yeah.

I can't imagine you ever getting irritated.

This is just getting better and better.

Paris.

That's where we should go.

It's got a temperate climate, stylish architecture.

I can't speak French.

You can learn.

I can't live in Paris.

Everyone's unpleasant.

And I can't speak French either.

Well, Milan, then.

I can consider Fiji.

What is your ambition in life?

To spend all day wandering around in a sarong?

Some days I might want to wear shorts.

We should have talked about this.

I did talk about it.

You should have listened.

Can you stop driving so erratically?

I'm not driving erratically.

You are winding all over the road.

It's called avoiding potholes.

Anyway, wherever we do end up, it's going to be great.

It's a brand-new start.

Shit.

We can either run them over or ask them nicely to move.

I think the second option has the least chance of success.

I'll go talk to him.

You're not going to stop us leaving.

If you want to run, you go right ahead.

We won't get in the way.

That'll be his task.

You see, I've entered into an arrangement with him.

He's going to continue to support the good work that we do.

So any agreement that you and I had, it's cancelled.

Start the motor.

- What did he say? - Start reversing.

For 12 kilometres?

What's that noise?

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

What are you doing here?

So you're here to swim laps or is there something I can help you with?

I'm here to help you.

But we didn't get a chance to talk earlier.

You left in such a rush.

I wasn't in the mood for conversation.

I'm concerned that you would think

that you could leave before you'd fulfilled your obligations.

I think you should seek your stimulation

closer to home from now on.

I don't see much travel in your future.

That is assuming you want a future.

And do you come to me pure,

ready to serve God as two entwined,

to obey the prophet without question or doubt?

If it is God's will.

I speak with his voice.

And do I have witnesses devoted and true?

Yes, Father.

It is my destiny now to take a wife.

So said my vision.

Praise me for I am eternal.

Now it has come that I am to share my immortality with this girl,

so she be blessed with a long life equal to my own.

I will guarantee her a life exceeding 200 years

and that will be my gift to her as she...

Oh, please!

Sorry.

Am I interrupting something important here?

Vicky.

I thought I was dead.

But it turned out I was just at the bottom of a lake.

So once I crawled my way out of there

and then had the four bullets removed,

it turned out...

I was as good as new.

Well, I'm very relieved to hear that.

You're not going to ask me questions about our dear brother Arthur?

He lived longer than he was meant to.

Mmm.

He loved you.

Oh, please.

That kind of love is nothing more than a trade for attention.

So...

What's going on here, then, hey?

It's time I married.

Her?

But she's just a kid. She's barely 18.

And with my gift of immortality, she will remain 18 for eternity.

Don't tell me you've come to actually believe your own deluded crap!

I am immortal.

I am a prophet given the gift of eternity.

Oh...

Bless.

Mmm!

How divine!

Oh, no, no, no.

Don't you waste your time mourning him.

He was never anything more than a self-serving fake.

Turns out...

I'm the immortal one.

You have been gone for 427 days.

What on earth happened to you?

All that matters is that I'm home now. Come on.

Frankie returns from the dead and your plan is to just watch?

We've got several other psychos

I've got to deal with right now.

I hope you don't mind me dropping around.

Can we talk about a business arrangement?

And what would you bring to the table?

Well, we weren't expecting you till next week.

We're with Special Ops.

It's part of a separate inquiry.

Don't you worry.

Because, oh, how they shall pay.

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