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Heads up! Good defense!
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Good defense!
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We're going downtown.
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Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt!
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What do you want?
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HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon?
Alrighty. I have a package for you.
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It sounds broken.
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Most likely. I'll bet it was something
nice. This is an insurance form.
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If you'll just sign here,
here, and here...
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...we'll get the rest of the forms
to you soon.
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That's a lovely dog.
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-Do you mind if I pet him?
-I don't give a rat's ass.
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Oh, brother!
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That's fine. I can finish the rest.
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You just have yourself a good day.
Take care now. Bye-bye.
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Excuse me! HDS!
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HDS! Coming through!
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Got a package, people!
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Get away from the door.
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What's the matter with you?
I said, get!
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Son of a bitch!
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That was a close one!
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Unfortunately...
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...in every contest
there must be a loser.
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Hungry, fellow?
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There you go.
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No problem. It gets flooded.
We'll just wait a few seconds.
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Or we can try it now.
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Putz!
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Come on!
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Get out! Get out!
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Warning: Assholes
are closer than they appear!
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Give me a push while you're back there.
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Alrighty, then!
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It's alive!
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It's alive!
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My little baby, come here.
You missed Mommy, didn't you?
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Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you?
I won't let him. No, I won't.
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He can keep the big TV, but he's not
gonna hurt my baby, no he's not.
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Thank you, Mr. Ventura.
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How can I ever repay you?
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A reward would be good.
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There is some damage to my car,
and I had to fill it with premium.
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Would you like for me
to take your pants off instead?
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Gee! Let me think.
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Sure.
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People are real friendly around here.
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Ventura!
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Yes, Satan?
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I'm sorry, sir.
You sounded like someone else.
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Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura.
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You owe me rent.
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Mr. Shickadance, I told you,
you're my first priority.
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I'm on a very big case right now.
Check this out.
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Look at that.
That's a true albino pigeon.
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Some rich guy lost it.
He's offering a $25,000 reward.
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As soon as I find this bird...
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...you're paid.
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I heard animals in there.
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I heard them again this morning,
scratching around.
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I never bring my work home with me.
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Oh, yeah?
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What's all this pet food for?
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Fiber.
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Wanna take a look inside? Come on!
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Come on!
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Go ahead. Snoop around!
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Well?
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Are you satisfied?
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Just don't let me catch you
with an animal in here. That's all.
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All right.
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Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.
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Loser!
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Come to me, jungle friends.
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Roger, let me ask you one question.
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How in hell do you lose
a 500-pound fish?
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What?
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I'm sorry, I was just going to say...
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...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal.
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Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau.
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She didn't mean anything by that.
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I don't give a good goddamn
about that fish!
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Fillet it and fast-food it
if you want to!
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All I give a damn about is
winning the Super Bowl!
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My athletes have got to have
their heads in the right place!
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Shit, Roger! You've been
in this business a long time.
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You know how superstitious
these players are.
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I have a quarterback that's put his
socks on backwards since high school.
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I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed
his jockey strap in two years...
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...because he thinks flies are lucky.
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I want that fish on that field
Super Bowl Sunday.
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Find the fish...
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...or find new jobs!
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Why did it happen now,
two weeks before the Super Bowl?
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I'll tell you, it's those
animal-rights activists!
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Always out with their signs:
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"Animals were born free!
Stop torturing Snowflake!"
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That fish lives better than they do.
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The police are checking into the animal-
rights groups. Have they called back?
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No, but I wanted to tell you,
when I lost my Cuddles...
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...I hired a pet detective.
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A what?
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A pet detective.
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Thanks, Martha, but we better
leave this to professionals.
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Well, actually, he was quite good.
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Pet detection is a very involved,
highly scientific process.
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Like a glove!
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Mr. Ventura here to see you.
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Thanks, Martha.
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Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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Any trouble getting in?
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No, the guy with the rubber glove
was surprisingly gentle.
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Security's tight Super Bowl week.
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Why don't you have a seat?
I'll get right to the point.
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Our mascot was stolen from his tank last
night. Are you familiar with Snowflake?
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Negative.
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We got him from Miami.
He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin.
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This is a new trick he was
going to do for the halftime show.
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Let's go.
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Blue 42, blue 42!
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Hut, hut!
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All right!
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Come on, let's go!
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Good boy!
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Would you like an ashtray?
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I don't smoke.
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It's a disgusting habit.
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The police came today.
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Apparently, the kidnappers
came in through the back with a...
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Four-wheel-drive van,
loaded from the rear.
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Roger, how you holding up?
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If I'm walking funny it's because
I got two dozen reporters up my ass.
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They've been asking me
about Snowflake all morning.
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Who's he?
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Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura.
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He's our pet detective.
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Nice to meet you. You came very
highly recommended by Martha Mertz.
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Martha Mertz?
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Oh, yeah, the bitch!
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Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area.
She was half-dead when I found her.
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Is that the tank?
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Excuse me.
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-Cops drain it?
-Yes, this morning.
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If I'm not back in five minutes...
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...just wait longer.
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Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded
off to the nearest decimal point.
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We've traveled back in time to save
an ancient species from annihilation.
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So far...
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...no signs of aquatic life,
but I am going to find it.
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If I have to tear another black hole,
I'm going to find it!
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I've got to, mister!
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Oh, great!
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I'll try to head them off.
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Ace, get out of the tank.
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I just can't do it, captain!
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I don't have the power!
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People!
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I said, get out of the tank now!
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For God's sake, Jim,
I'm a doctor, not a pool man!
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Where's Snowflake?
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Snowflake is not available right now.
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Roger, I've been waiting all day.
I got to get a shot of his new trick!
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What, is he sick?
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People, people!
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Lassie must be missing.
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Make any good collars lately?
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Or were they leashes?
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Homicide, Ventura.
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How are you gonna solve that one?
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Good question, Aguado!
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First, I'd establish a motive.
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The killer saw the size of the bug's
dick and became insanely jealous.
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Then I'd lose 30 pounds
perking his wife!
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Come on!
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Now, kiss and make up!
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Excuse me.
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I’d like to ass you a few questions.
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This is not the time, Ace.
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If Einhorn come down here and see me
talking to you or your ass, I'm history.
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I can keep him under control. You have
to tell me who's on the Snowflake case.
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I can't do nothing for you on that.
My hands are tied.
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All right, that's it!
Now it's my turn!
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Five minutes alone, that's all I need!
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Better look alive.
Einhorn's on her way down.
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Come on, now. Ace, please.
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What's that matter?
Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on!
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Aguado's working the case, all right?
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Aguado!
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Good call!
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We're just a little busy now...
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...with murderers and burglaries
and drug dealers. Things like that.
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A missing dolphin isn't exactly
a high priority.
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Now you've pissed him off.
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-Would you give me a break?
-I can't hold him much longer!
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My boss is coming!
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Okay, look.
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We ran a check with local
animal-rights groups.
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We checked out the taxidermists
and we already checked on van rentals.
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00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:41,952
So far, nothing, nathin', nada.
All right?
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00:20:42,869 --> 00:20:44,454
Any unusual bets being made?
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00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,706
Of course! This is Super Bowl!
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00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:49,542
-What'd you find out about the tank?
-Nothing.
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Tire tracks, an escape route.
A guard didn't see anything.
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-That's it?
-I swear.
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00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:59,219
Now will you please get out of here
before I get in trouble?
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Thank you for your cooperation.
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00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:07,602
By the way, do you have a mint?
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00:21:08,061 --> 00:21:10,063
Perhaps some Binaca?
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Assholomio
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Osadomia
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Holy testicle Tuesday!
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00:21:35,463 --> 00:21:38,007
What the hell is he doing here?
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I came to confess.
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I was the second gunman
on the grassy knoll.
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Spare me the routine. I know
you're working the Snowflake case.
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00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:52,939
May I suggest you yield
to the experts on this one?
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We'll find the porpoise.
219
00:21:58,402 --> 00:21:59,862
Now I feel better.
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Of course, that might not do any good.
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Nobody's missing a porpoise.
It’s a dolphin that's been taken.
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The common harbor
porpoise has an abrupt snout...
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...while the bottle-nosed dolphin,
or Tursiops truncatus...
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...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped
teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage.
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But I'm sure you already knew that.
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That's what turns me on about you.
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Your attention to detail.
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Listen, pet dick...
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...how would you like me
to make your life a living hell?
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Well, I'm not really ready
for a relationship, Lois.
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But thank you for asking.
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Maybe I'll give you a call sometime.
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Your number still 911?
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Alrighty, then!
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00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,329
Excuse me. Is Greg here?
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Thank you!
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00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,228
What's the password?
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New England clam chowder.
239
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:03,234
Is that the red or the white?
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I can never remember that!
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White?
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00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:13,703
Hey, Woodstock!
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00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,164
Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going?
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Super, thanks for asking.
I hope you're having a lovely day.
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Do you?
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Don't l?
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00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:25,590
So what are you up to?
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00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,384
Just watching the fishies.
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You see those blips?
That's a Norwegian whaling fleet.
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I'm sending them new
directional coordinates.
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They'll find Jimmy Hoffa...
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...before they find any whales.
253
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Gravy! So can you still tap into
the aquatic supply stores in the area?
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Of course I can. Why?
255
00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:49,238
I wanna trace the sale of equipment...
256
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:52,408
...for transporting or housing
a dolphin recently.
257
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,745
Come on, I thought you had
a challenge for me.
258
00:24:56,037 --> 00:25:00,750
All right, we got marine winch, sling,
feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank...
259
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:04,045
Wait a minute. Look here.
260
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:08,174
That's a lot of equipment
for a civilian.
261
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,301
Ronald Camp? The billionaire?
262
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:12,970
Billionaire and rare-fish collector.
263
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:17,016
Really?
264
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,268
That is the face of the enemy.
265
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:23,272
Always trying to get his greedy hands
on endangered species.
266
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,024
Hold on.
267
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,109
Camp is connected with the dolphins?
268
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,988
That sub-genius gave them the land
the stadium's built on.
269
00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:36,410
And look, he's throwing another "I'm
the richest man in the universe" party.
270
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:42,416
Looks like it's time for me
to get myself a date.
271
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:53,052
I'm really going out on a limb here.
His social events are strictly A-list.
272
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:58,307
The date started good, Chuck, but before
we got to the party, she tensed up.
273
00:25:58,849 --> 00:26:01,059
If you do anything to embarrass me....
274
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,187
What? Like this?
275
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,236
Hi, Captain Stubing.
276
00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:13,071
How are Gopher and Doc?
277
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,782
Permission to come aboard, sir.
278
00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,928
I'm sorry, ladies.
279
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,725
Glad you could make it.
280
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,476
Thank you.
281
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,104
You look wonderful.
282
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,066
And who is he, a friend?
283
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:54,237
No, this is...
This is my date.
284
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:57,824
He's a lawyer.
285
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:01,202
Does he have a name,
or should I call him "Lawyer"?
286
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,125
I'm sorry. This is Ace V...
287
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,086
Tom Ace.
288
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,505
Pleasure to meet you.
289
00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,716
Congratulations on all your success.
290
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,468
You smell terrific!
291
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:19,637
One of the first lessons we learned...
292
00:27:19,846 --> 00:27:20,972
...back at...
293
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:26,352
...Stanford was the growth of food-
poisoning claims against wealthy-people.
294
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:29,939
One could make quite
a lucrative law practice...
295
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,399
...with little else.
296
00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:35,695
How is everybody feeling tonight?
297
00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:38,489
Very, very well, thank you.
298
00:27:39,407 --> 00:27:40,575
Look, honey...
299
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,577
...there's the hors d'oeuvres.
300
00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,463
Are you insane? There is no way
that Camp stole Snowflake.
301
00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,048
What are you trying to do?
302
00:28:00,469 --> 00:28:03,806
Will you keep him occupied
while I work my magic, please?
303
00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:11,314
Smooshy, isn't it?
304
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,993
We got a few cases
from my new dealer in Paris.
305
00:28:25,077 --> 00:28:26,579
Excuse me, Ron...
306
00:28:26,829 --> 00:28:28,831
...I need to use the bathroom.
307
00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:31,292
I think it's the pâté.
308
00:28:31,542 --> 00:28:33,252
Sure, it's over there.
309
00:28:34,336 --> 00:28:37,172
Stuff probably looks better
on the way out.
310
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,141
He wasn't feeling well earlier today.
311
00:30:26,281 --> 00:30:27,490
Gravy!
312
00:30:31,119 --> 00:30:32,787
Don't worry, Snowflake.
313
00:30:33,037 --> 00:30:34,747
Ace Ventura's here.
314
00:30:38,084 --> 00:30:39,377
Yummy!
315
00:30:58,604 --> 00:30:59,897
Snowflake!
316
00:31:01,482 --> 00:31:03,067
Here, Snowflake.
317
00:31:04,402 --> 00:31:06,404
I've got a snack for you.
318
00:31:20,876 --> 00:31:22,628
They're wonderful, aren't they?
319
00:31:23,337 --> 00:31:25,339
Yes, they certainly are.
320
00:31:26,173 --> 00:31:28,384
No matter what's going on in my life...
321
00:31:28,634 --> 00:31:30,678
...I can always watch them swim...
322
00:31:31,011 --> 00:31:33,347
...and be totally at peace.
323
00:31:40,771 --> 00:31:42,356
It's not Snowflake!
324
00:31:43,190 --> 00:31:44,817
It's not Snowflake!
325
00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,988
It's not Snowflake!
326
00:32:07,798 --> 00:32:09,883
Are you sure your date is all right?
327
00:32:10,134 --> 00:32:12,010
It's been an awfully long time.
328
00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:13,595
Who, Tom?
329
00:32:13,846 --> 00:32:16,098
Well, I'm sure he's fine.
330
00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:28,819
Do not go in there!
331
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:46,378
I'm sorry. I'll have the plumbing
checked immediately.
332
00:32:46,628 --> 00:32:50,715
Do that! If I'd been drinking out
of the toilet, I might've been killed.
333
00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:53,093
I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace.
334
00:32:58,932 --> 00:33:00,392
What're you doing?
335
00:33:00,642 --> 00:33:02,143
I'm sorry, Ron.
336
00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:03,728
What's he doing?
337
00:33:03,979 --> 00:33:05,355
Let's go!
338
00:33:08,775 --> 00:33:10,235
Stop it!
339
00:33:11,444 --> 00:33:14,489
I don't even wanna know
why your pants are missing!
340
00:33:14,739 --> 00:33:16,533
You could've cost me my job!
341
00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:20,829
So you found a pebble
in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN.
342
00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:23,248
I found it in the filter, thank you.
343
00:33:23,498 --> 00:33:27,961
And it's not a pebble, it's a rare,
triangular cut orange amber.
344
00:33:29,629 --> 00:33:31,339
What're you talking about?
345
00:33:31,589 --> 00:33:34,801
Tonight I saw the same stone
in Camp's ring.
346
00:33:35,093 --> 00:33:37,178
I thought you said Camp didn't do it.
347
00:33:37,428 --> 00:33:39,847
No, his ring wasn't missing a stone.
348
00:33:40,056 --> 00:33:43,059
But whoever was in that tank
had a ring just like his.
349
00:33:43,267 --> 00:33:45,144
Ring? What ring?
350
00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:51,150
The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring.
351
00:33:52,944 --> 00:33:56,864
I find the ring with a missing stone,
I find Snowflake.
352
00:33:58,032 --> 00:33:59,784
How you gonna do that?
353
00:34:01,828 --> 00:34:03,162
Simple.
354
00:34:10,545 --> 00:34:11,379
Loser!
355
00:34:11,587 --> 00:34:13,839
Why don't you learn how to drive, pal?
356
00:34:15,841 --> 00:34:17,134
You wanna play?
357
00:34:27,061 --> 00:34:28,354
Damn it!
358
00:36:51,788 --> 00:36:53,873
That stone could've come from anywhere.
359
00:36:54,123 --> 00:36:55,792
It could've come from...
360
00:36:56,042 --> 00:36:59,003
...a necklace or a pendant, an earring.
361
00:36:59,295 --> 00:37:03,549
It came from an '84 AFC
championship ring.
362
00:37:07,637 --> 00:37:12,517
Einhorn thinks it may have been
an animal-rights group. You know FAN?
363
00:37:13,184 --> 00:37:17,939
Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea,
daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble?
364
00:37:18,147 --> 00:37:20,191
Over half a million members worldwide?
365
00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:22,318
No. Who are they?
366
00:37:23,194 --> 00:37:24,236
Did you know...
367
00:37:24,487 --> 00:37:28,783
...they sent letters to college teams
demanding the release of their mascots?
368
00:37:28,991 --> 00:37:30,534
What do you feed your dog?
369
00:37:32,286 --> 00:37:34,330
Dog food. Why?
370
00:37:34,538 --> 00:37:35,998
He is miserable!
371
00:37:36,540 --> 00:37:37,958
What are you talking about?
372
00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:42,171
He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him.
Bad diet, isolated environment.
373
00:37:42,421 --> 00:37:44,507
It's amazing he's still alive.
374
00:37:46,425 --> 00:37:50,763
You're just mad because your stupid
pebble theory didn't work out.
375
00:37:50,971 --> 00:37:52,348
You can't express anger.
376
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,226
Yeah? And you're ugly.
377
00:37:57,019 --> 00:38:00,064
I'm not even gonna talk to you.
Would you please leave?
378
00:38:00,314 --> 00:38:02,191
Why? So you can beat him?
379
00:38:02,441 --> 00:38:03,484
Fatty!
380
00:38:04,318 --> 00:38:05,653
You're unbelievable!
381
00:38:05,903 --> 00:38:08,197
Hiring you was the biggest mistake
I ever made.
382
00:38:08,364 --> 00:38:11,283
Well, why don't you cry about it,
saddlebags?
383
00:38:16,205 --> 00:38:17,790
You like her, huh?
384
00:38:18,624 --> 00:38:20,334
Yeah, she's all right.
385
00:38:29,885 --> 00:38:31,929
Look, Melissa, l....
386
00:38:35,641 --> 00:38:39,811
I'm here at the North Beach Towers
condo complex in north Miami...
387
00:38:40,062 --> 00:38:43,774
...where Roger Podacter, head of
operations for the Miami Dolphins...
388
00:38:43,982 --> 00:38:46,068
...has apparently committed suicide...
389
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,113
...allegedly leaping to his death
from his 20th-story balcony....
390
00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:00,624
You okay?
391
00:39:00,999 --> 00:39:03,502
I told you. I was in my apartment...
392
00:39:03,668 --> 00:39:04,920
...across the hall.
393
00:39:05,504 --> 00:39:07,255
I heard a scream...
394
00:39:07,505 --> 00:39:09,466
...so I called the manager.
395
00:39:10,008 --> 00:39:13,386
The place was empty, except for the dog.
396
00:39:13,637 --> 00:39:16,139
I opened the balcony door
and looked out...
397
00:39:16,348 --> 00:39:18,516
...splat, bang, pancake time.
398
00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:20,852
Okay, thank you very much.
399
00:39:26,149 --> 00:39:27,525
Hi there, fella.
400
00:39:27,776 --> 00:39:29,194
Have a bad night?
401
00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:41,247
So...
402
00:39:41,623 --> 00:39:43,708
...animals can sense evil.
403
00:39:43,958 --> 00:39:45,793
Who let Dr. Doolittle in?
404
00:39:46,044 --> 00:39:48,546
Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson.
405
00:39:48,796 --> 00:39:53,676
This is police business. We'll let you
know if the coroner finds a tick.
406
00:39:56,471 --> 00:39:57,430
Face it...
407
00:39:57,639 --> 00:39:59,724
Forget it. She's right.
408
00:39:59,974 --> 00:40:00,975
Besides...
409
00:40:01,225 --> 00:40:05,730
...I wouldn't want someone tracing
my steps, pointing out my mistakes.
410
00:40:20,328 --> 00:40:21,579
So...
411
00:40:21,829 --> 00:40:25,625
...you don't think this is an obvious
suicide, Mr. Pet Detective?
412
00:40:26,208 --> 00:40:30,504
I wouldn't say that. There's plenty
of evidence here to support your theory.
413
00:40:30,755 --> 00:40:34,050
Except, of course, for that
spot of blood on the railing.
414
00:40:38,929 --> 00:40:41,182
May I tell you what I think happened?
415
00:40:41,432 --> 00:40:42,808
Alrighty, then!
416
00:40:43,017 --> 00:40:46,687
Roger Podacter went out after work,
had a few drinks, then came home.
417
00:40:46,937 --> 00:40:50,733
He wasn't alone. Someone else
was with him. There was a struggle...
418
00:40:50,941 --> 00:40:53,527
..and he was thrown over that balcony.
419
00:40:53,736 --> 00:40:56,238
Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide.
420
00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:58,240
He was murdered.
421
00:40:59,992 --> 00:41:02,286
That's a very entertaining story...
422
00:41:02,536 --> 00:41:06,749
...but real detectives have to worry
about that little thing called...
423
00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,542
...evidence.
424
00:41:10,878 --> 00:41:12,963
I think I heard a toilet flush.
425
00:41:13,213 --> 00:41:15,507
Maybe somebody lost a turtle.
426
00:41:19,094 --> 00:41:20,637
Well, l....
427
00:41:21,263 --> 00:41:23,599
I guess I'm out of my league here.
428
00:41:25,809 --> 00:41:27,311
Good work.
429
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:38,572
There is just
one more thing, lieutenant.
430
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:42,326
This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor.
431
00:41:42,576 --> 00:41:44,870
She said she heard a scream. Right?
432
00:41:45,078 --> 00:41:48,081
And you had to open
the balcony door when you came in?
433
00:41:48,332 --> 00:41:51,835
-That's true.
-You're sure you had to open this door?
434
00:41:52,085 --> 00:41:53,086
I'm certain.
435
00:41:53,337 --> 00:41:55,338
What's the point, Ventura?
436
00:41:56,048 --> 00:41:57,966
Only this.
437
00:42:10,687 --> 00:42:14,065
This is double-paned, soundproof glass.
There is no way...
438
00:42:14,316 --> 00:42:17,903
...she could have heard
Podacter scream on the way down.
439
00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:20,488
The scream she heard
came from inside...
440
00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:25,618
...before he was thrown off the balcony.
The murderer closed the door upon going.
441
00:42:28,705 --> 00:42:30,790
Can you feel that, buddy?
442
00:42:32,876 --> 00:42:37,130
I have exorcized the demons!
443
00:42:39,299 --> 00:42:41,843
This house is clear.
444
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:44,888
-Losers.
-Get him out of here!
445
00:42:45,472 --> 00:42:48,641
-Losers! Losers!
-Let's go, Ace.
446
00:42:49,350 --> 00:42:50,560
Losers.
447
00:42:53,146 --> 00:42:54,147
Come on.
448
00:42:54,355 --> 00:42:56,149
Back to the zoo.
449
00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:00,903
What are you thinking?
450
00:43:01,696 --> 00:43:03,990
This whole thing is connected, somehow.
451
00:43:04,699 --> 00:43:07,118
I want to find that other ring.
452
00:43:09,037 --> 00:43:11,205
Ace, you checked all the rings.
453
00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:13,624
Receipts? What about receipts?
454
00:43:13,875 --> 00:43:15,543
There's gotta be receipts.
455
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:28,014
That was pretty impressive,
what you did at the apartment.
456
00:43:28,764 --> 00:43:30,433
You don't have to tell me.
457
00:43:30,892 --> 00:43:32,435
I was there.
458
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,399
Maybe you should've joined the police
force, become a real detective.
459
00:43:38,649 --> 00:43:40,568
I don't do humans.
460
00:43:42,862 --> 00:43:44,488
You really love animals.
461
00:43:46,282 --> 00:43:47,992
If it gets cold enough.
462
00:43:49,910 --> 00:43:52,538
No, I have a kinship with them.
463
00:43:52,788 --> 00:43:54,290
I understand them.
464
00:43:56,292 --> 00:43:58,210
Wanna hear something spooky?
465
00:43:58,419 --> 00:43:59,670
Sure.
466
00:44:02,381 --> 00:44:06,719
One time when I was about 12, I had
a dream that I was being followed by...
467
00:44:06,969 --> 00:44:08,762
...a big dog with rabies.
468
00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:10,931
He had these bloodshot eyes...
469
00:44:11,140 --> 00:44:12,975
...and foam came out of his mouth.
470
00:44:13,392 --> 00:44:18,314
No matter how fast I ran, he just kept
gaining on me and gaining on me.
471
00:44:20,566 --> 00:44:23,402
Then just before I got
to my front door...
472
00:44:23,736 --> 00:44:26,238
...he jumped and sank his teeth in.
473
00:44:28,282 --> 00:44:30,159
That's when I woke up...
474
00:44:30,409 --> 00:44:33,495
...and felt the back of my neck.
Check that out.
475
00:44:36,748 --> 00:44:38,083
Bastard!
476
00:44:39,418 --> 00:44:42,087
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself.
477
00:44:43,005 --> 00:44:44,673
Want to know why I do this?
478
00:44:44,882 --> 00:44:46,633
I'm not sure anymore.
479
00:44:46,842 --> 00:44:48,343
You better be sure...
480
00:44:49,052 --> 00:44:51,555
...because once you get
inside my head...
481
00:44:51,847 --> 00:44:53,515
...there's no turning back.
482
00:45:05,110 --> 00:45:06,111
So....
483
00:45:08,113 --> 00:45:10,323
Are these all? There's only a dozen.
484
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:12,659
Maybe it's in another file,
in the back.
485
00:45:12,909 --> 00:45:14,536
Who the hell is that?
486
00:45:14,953 --> 00:45:16,204
What?
487
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:21,543
That.
488
00:45:22,127 --> 00:45:24,129
Who the hell is that?
489
00:45:24,796 --> 00:45:28,216
That's Ray Finkle, the kicker.
Don't you know who he is?
490
00:45:30,010 --> 00:45:31,761
Why isn't he in this picture?
491
00:45:36,141 --> 00:45:41,062
This was taken earlier in the year.
Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season.
492
00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:50,029
He missed the final field goal
in the Super Bowl that year.
493
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,906
Cost the Dolphins the game.
494
00:45:52,323 --> 00:45:54,576
But he got himself a ring, didn't he?
495
00:45:55,869 --> 00:45:57,120
Definitely.
496
00:45:57,328 --> 00:46:00,206
"Replacement kicker
having a great year."
497
00:46:00,456 --> 00:46:03,167
"Ready for Super Bowl,
all-star kicker boasts."
498
00:46:03,376 --> 00:46:06,754
"Field goal sails wide,
Dolphins lose Super Bowl."
499
00:46:07,213 --> 00:46:09,841
"The kick heard round the world."
500
00:46:10,091 --> 00:46:13,469
That was Finkle.
The Dolphins lost by one point.
501
00:46:14,721 --> 00:46:17,390
Poor guy.
502
00:46:17,598 --> 00:46:19,892
Poor guy with a motive, baby.
503
00:46:20,268 --> 00:46:21,811
Where is he now?
504
00:46:22,145 --> 00:46:25,273
I heard he went back
to his hometown in Collier County.
505
00:46:26,149 --> 00:46:29,777
Really?
506
00:46:31,946 --> 00:46:34,115
You're gonna drop me off before you go?
507
00:46:35,032 --> 00:46:37,743
No way. You shouldn't be
left alone right now.
508
00:46:37,994 --> 00:46:40,580
It might not be safe at your apartment.
509
00:46:41,289 --> 00:46:43,124
What do you suggest?
510
00:47:27,543 --> 00:47:29,086
Oh, my God!
511
00:47:30,003 --> 00:47:31,630
Oh, my God.
512
00:47:33,090 --> 00:47:34,925
Three times?
513
00:47:35,509 --> 00:47:38,220
I'm sorry, that's never
happened to me before.
514
00:47:39,012 --> 00:47:40,764
I must be tired.
515
00:47:44,268 --> 00:47:46,019
Okay, I'm ready again.
516
00:48:38,154 --> 00:48:40,073
I'm looking for Ray Finkle...
517
00:48:41,241 --> 00:48:43,118
...and a clean pair of shorts.
518
00:48:43,326 --> 00:48:46,246
What do you know about Ray Finkle?
519
00:48:48,331 --> 00:48:51,459
Soccer-style kicker.
Graduated from Collier High, 1976.
520
00:48:51,709 --> 00:48:55,463
Stetson University honors graduate,
1980. Holds two NCAA records.
521
00:48:55,713 --> 00:48:57,298
Most points and distance.
522
00:48:57,507 --> 00:49:00,385
Nickname, "The Mule."
The only pro athlete from here.
523
00:49:00,593 --> 00:49:03,471
And one hell of a model American.
524
00:49:09,269 --> 00:49:12,021
Are you another one of them
Hard Copy guys?
525
00:49:12,272 --> 00:49:13,314
No, sir.
526
00:49:13,523 --> 00:49:15,024
I'm just a big Finkle fan.
527
00:49:16,776 --> 00:49:19,028
This is my Graceland, sir.
528
00:49:19,862 --> 00:49:21,948
Will you put that gun down?
529
00:49:22,532 --> 00:49:25,576
The boy is a fan of our son.
530
00:49:26,786 --> 00:49:28,538
So nice to meet you.
531
00:49:28,788 --> 00:49:30,248
I'm Ray's mother...
532
00:49:30,498 --> 00:49:32,208
...and this is Ray's father.
533
00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:34,752
It's a real honor!
534
00:49:35,378 --> 00:49:38,339
It's an honor to have you here.
535
00:49:40,007 --> 00:49:42,927
My Ray is so appreciative of his fans.
536
00:49:43,177 --> 00:49:45,680
He'll be so pleased you stopped by.
537
00:49:45,930 --> 00:49:48,099
Are you expecting Ray anytime soon?
538
00:49:48,349 --> 00:49:50,977
Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute.
539
00:49:51,686 --> 00:49:54,939
Would you like some cookies?
I just baked them.
540
00:49:55,231 --> 00:49:56,857
Yummy!
541
00:50:03,155 --> 00:50:05,324
Ray Finkle's house.
542
00:50:06,659 --> 00:50:08,285
I can't wait to meet him.
543
00:50:10,830 --> 00:50:13,165
Ray ain't coming home.
544
00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:17,044
But your wife expects him any minute.
545
00:50:17,253 --> 00:50:19,922
She expects him home any minute.
546
00:50:20,965 --> 00:50:24,760
See, the engine's running
but there's nobody behind the wheel.
547
00:50:26,261 --> 00:50:27,388
Eight years ago...
548
00:50:27,638 --> 00:50:31,725
...our son escaped from
Shady Acres Mental Hospital.
549
00:50:31,934 --> 00:50:34,812
And they're still bugging us
to pick up his stuff.
550
00:50:35,062 --> 00:50:38,690
It was all that Dan Marine's fault.
Everyone knows that.
551
00:50:39,024 --> 00:50:42,236
If he'd held the ball laces out,
like he's supposed to...
552
00:50:42,486 --> 00:50:44,863
...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick.
553
00:50:45,197 --> 00:50:49,409
Dan Marino should die
of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
554
00:50:49,660 --> 00:50:51,662
Would you like a cookie, son?
555
00:50:54,456 --> 00:50:55,874
What do you know?
556
00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:58,293
They're little footballs.
557
00:50:58,502 --> 00:50:59,878
Laces out.
558
00:51:01,421 --> 00:51:04,257
When Ray gets back and starts
kicking again...
559
00:51:04,508 --> 00:51:06,843
...he'll never even know he was gone.
560
00:51:07,094 --> 00:51:09,971
I've kept his room
just the way he left it.
561
00:51:32,494 --> 00:51:33,828
Oh, boy!
562
00:51:34,412 --> 00:51:36,873
What a sports nut, huh?
563
00:51:48,677 --> 00:51:49,636
May l?
564
00:51:49,886 --> 00:51:51,930
Oh, yes, by all means.
565
00:51:55,475 --> 00:51:58,770
Five seconds to go here
in Super Bowl 17.
566
00:51:59,020 --> 00:52:00,814
Dolphins trailing the 49ers...
567
00:52:01,022 --> 00:52:04,817
...by one. This will
win the game for Miami.
568
00:52:05,068 --> 00:52:06,736
There's the snap.
569
00:52:06,986 --> 00:52:08,196
Marino holds.
570
00:52:08,446 --> 00:52:09,614
The kick...
571
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,325
...and it's high. No, it's...
572
00:52:12,533 --> 00:52:13,451
...no good.
573
00:52:13,701 --> 00:52:17,622
Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal!
574
00:52:17,872 --> 00:52:19,749
I don't believe it!
575
00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:21,709
The Dolphins lose!
576
00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:26,130
The Dolphins lose!
The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl!
577
00:52:27,757 --> 00:52:30,176
-Melissa, it's Ace!
-Where are you?
578
00:52:30,426 --> 00:52:34,013
I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's
the mayor. Where's Marino?
579
00:52:34,263 --> 00:52:35,431
Why?
580
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,810
He's about to join Snowflake.
I've gotta know where he is!
581
00:52:39,018 --> 00:52:43,272
He has a commercial shoot
at the Bogart Sound Stage.
582
00:52:43,481 --> 00:52:46,567
Call the police. Get extra
security over there. Now!
583
00:52:46,817 --> 00:52:48,778
Ace, what's going on?
584
00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:52,990
Thought I left?
585
00:52:55,034 --> 00:52:56,827
I'm really gonna go this time.
586
00:53:05,503 --> 00:53:07,671
Here we go, folks. Very quiet.
587
00:53:07,922 --> 00:53:08,798
Action!
588
00:53:09,048 --> 00:53:13,093
I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows
the value of protection, it's me.
589
00:53:19,266 --> 00:53:22,394
So I take care of the hands
that take care of me...
590
00:53:23,062 --> 00:53:24,355
...with Isotoner gloves!
591
00:53:24,605 --> 00:53:26,523
Cut! Again from the top.
592
00:53:26,732 --> 00:53:27,816
I said, cut!
593
00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:29,360
Guys, it's a cut!
594
00:53:29,568 --> 00:53:31,946
What the hell are they doing?
595
00:53:32,196 --> 00:53:33,822
That's a cut!
596
00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,455
-What is this, a rewrite?
-Shut up!
597
00:53:45,793 --> 00:53:47,336
-Where'd they go?
-Over there!
598
00:53:47,586 --> 00:53:48,587
Let's go!
599
00:53:55,677 --> 00:53:57,262
Excuse me, gentlemen!
600
00:53:57,513 --> 00:53:58,639
Pet detective!
601
00:54:07,314 --> 00:54:08,315
Come on!
602
00:54:08,523 --> 00:54:09,816
What's wrong?
603
00:54:10,025 --> 00:54:11,526
Can't you hit me?
604
00:54:38,970 --> 00:54:40,931
Have there been ransom demands?
605
00:54:41,181 --> 00:54:43,642
There's no communication
with the kidnappers.
606
00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:45,810
Will the Super Bowl be postponed?
607
00:54:46,061 --> 00:54:47,562
The game is on as scheduled.
608
00:54:47,812 --> 00:54:49,731
Why weren't we told
about the kidnapping?
609
00:54:49,939 --> 00:54:52,984
Secrecy was essential.
We couldn't risk any interference.
610
00:54:53,193 --> 00:54:57,197
-Are the crimes related?
-I'm sorry, I can't comment further.
611
00:54:57,447 --> 00:54:59,365
Now, if you'll excuse me....
612
00:55:01,284 --> 00:55:03,620
Get me the autopsy on Podacter!
613
00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:06,706
Aguado, send out a memo:
No one talks to the press!
614
00:55:06,956 --> 00:55:09,542
And somebody get me some coffee!
615
00:55:09,792 --> 00:55:13,671
Tonight on Miami Vice,
Crockett gets the boss a coffee!
616
00:55:15,173 --> 00:55:19,135
When I get out of that bathroom,
you'd better be gone!
617
00:55:19,761 --> 00:55:21,804
Is it number one or number two?
618
00:55:22,096 --> 00:55:24,307
I just wanna know how much time I have.
619
00:55:26,351 --> 00:55:29,354
By the way,
I went ahead and solved that...
620
00:55:29,604 --> 00:55:32,565
...pesky Snowflake-Podacter-
Marino thing.
621
00:55:33,274 --> 00:55:36,944
You ever heard of a former
Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle?
622
00:55:43,785 --> 00:55:45,578
All right, Ventura...
623
00:55:46,829 --> 00:55:48,039
...make it quick.
624
00:55:48,414 --> 00:55:51,542
I found a rare stone
at the bottom of Snowflake's tank.
625
00:55:51,792 --> 00:55:54,462
It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC
championship ring.
626
00:55:54,712 --> 00:55:57,840
It would've been a Super Bowl ring,
but Ray missed the kick.
627
00:55:58,049 --> 00:56:00,051
Blames the whole thing on Marino.
628
00:56:00,301 --> 00:56:04,930
We're talking paranoid, delusional
psychosis. I saw the guy's room.
629
00:56:05,139 --> 00:56:07,391
Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter.
630
00:56:08,267 --> 00:56:10,561
So how does Roger Podacter fit in?
631
00:56:11,103 --> 00:56:15,775
My guess is, Finkle was snooping around.
Podacter recognized him. End of story.
632
00:56:15,983 --> 00:56:20,654
As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's
number, taught him how to kick a goal.
633
00:56:20,863 --> 00:56:22,698
Finkle took it personally.
634
00:56:25,034 --> 00:56:26,827
So where is Finkle now?
635
00:56:27,036 --> 00:56:31,498
Busted out of a mental institute. He's
been plotting his revenge for years.
636
00:56:31,749 --> 00:56:34,418
Waiting for the perfect time
to get back at them.
637
00:56:34,627 --> 00:56:36,503
The time when it'd hurt them most:
638
00:56:36,712 --> 00:56:38,881
Super Bowl time.
639
00:56:39,131 --> 00:56:41,508
Man, I'm tired of being right!
640
00:56:45,888 --> 00:56:47,514
Congratulations.
641
00:56:48,724 --> 00:56:51,560
You've done some fine detective work...
642
00:56:53,437 --> 00:56:54,646
...Ace.
643
00:56:56,315 --> 00:56:58,942
I'm sorry, could you
speak into my good ear?
644
00:56:59,193 --> 00:57:01,320
I thought I heard you call me Ace.
645
00:57:01,862 --> 00:57:06,491
Maybe I was wrong about you.
Maybe you are more than just a pet dick.
646
00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:17,336
Your gun is digging into my hip.
647
00:57:17,586 --> 00:57:19,046
What's wrong?
648
00:57:19,296 --> 00:57:21,757
Want me to read you your rights?
649
00:57:22,716 --> 00:57:24,342
Maybe later.
650
00:57:27,512 --> 00:57:28,638
What is it?
651
00:57:28,889 --> 00:57:30,474
That bony little bitch...
652
00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:32,434
...Melissa Robinson?
653
00:57:33,143 --> 00:57:35,228
You just don't do anything for me.
654
00:57:36,688 --> 00:57:37,939
Down, boy!
655
00:57:40,025 --> 00:57:42,736
Everything okay in here?
I heard some commotion.
656
00:57:43,195 --> 00:57:44,779
Fine, sergeant.
657
00:57:45,155 --> 00:57:46,907
You want me to throw him out?
658
00:57:47,741 --> 00:57:50,243
Why don't you throw yourself out?
659
00:57:52,245 --> 00:57:53,538
Yes, ma'am.
660
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:59,669
Ace, I want you to leave
everything to us.
661
00:57:59,919 --> 00:58:03,173
I can't do that, lieutenant.
I was hired to find Snowflake.
662
00:58:03,423 --> 00:58:05,091
When we find Marino...
663
00:58:05,341 --> 00:58:07,385
...we'll deliver Snowflake.
664
00:58:07,635 --> 00:58:09,721
When I find Snowflake...
665
00:58:11,139 --> 00:58:12,932
...I'll deliver Marino.
666
00:58:25,069 --> 00:58:26,279
Melissa, it's Ace!
667
00:58:26,529 --> 00:58:29,407
What are you doing here?
It’s the middle of the night.
668
00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:32,160
You have to commit me.
669
00:58:33,328 --> 00:58:36,789
Finkle escaped from Shady Acres.
They still have his stuff.
670
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,292
They aren't gonna let us look around.
671
00:58:39,542 --> 00:58:40,626
I know.
672
00:58:40,877 --> 00:58:43,713
It's a good thing
I'm a master of disguise.
673
00:58:43,963 --> 00:58:45,006
Mrs. Robinson...
674
00:58:45,339 --> 00:58:47,383
...I'm Dr. Handly.
675
00:58:47,633 --> 00:58:50,052
Now who is it you want us to look at?
676
00:58:50,303 --> 00:58:51,554
My brother...
677
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,389
..Larry.
678
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,104
I'm ready to go in.
Just give me a chance!
679
00:59:00,313 --> 00:59:03,274
I know there's a lot riding on it,
but it's all psychological.
680
00:59:03,566 --> 00:59:05,276
Just gotta stay positive.
681
00:59:07,445 --> 00:59:10,614
I'm gonna execute
a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo.
682
00:59:38,642 --> 00:59:39,935
Let's see that...
683
00:59:40,185 --> 00:59:41,812
...in an instant replay.
684
00:59:57,161 --> 01:00:00,456
Your brother won't be
the first football pro we've treated.
685
01:00:00,706 --> 01:00:03,417
-Is that right?
-Yes, we're very sensitive...
686
01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:06,128
...to the stress athletes
have to endure.
687
01:00:06,378 --> 01:00:08,338
I'm open! I'm open!
688
01:00:09,173 --> 01:00:10,883
I'm open!
689
01:00:11,717 --> 01:00:14,219
We'll do some preliminary evaluations...
690
01:00:14,469 --> 01:00:16,638
...but I think he'll fit in nicely here.
691
01:00:16,888 --> 01:00:18,473
Over here!
692
01:00:20,684 --> 01:00:22,394
351!
693
01:00:22,853 --> 01:00:24,646
351!
694
01:00:24,896 --> 01:00:26,857
Rover, sit! Hut, hut!
695
01:00:30,110 --> 01:00:33,071
He seems to have some difficulty
letting go of the game.
696
01:00:33,572 --> 01:00:35,657
Has he had a history of mental illness?
697
01:00:37,117 --> 01:00:38,910
As long as I've known him.
698
01:00:40,829 --> 01:00:43,456
This is one of our therapy rooms.
699
01:00:44,249 --> 01:00:47,752
And we do arts and crafts
out here in the courtyard.
700
01:00:48,003 --> 01:00:51,923
And this is the storage room.
Down the hallway we have another...
701
01:00:52,173 --> 01:00:53,675
Halftime!
702
01:01:07,647 --> 01:01:11,568
He'll be fine there by himself
for the next 20 minutes.
703
01:01:13,153 --> 01:01:15,488
I'll show you the dormitories, then.
704
01:02:27,184 --> 01:02:28,978
Isotoners.
705
01:02:48,372 --> 01:02:50,708
Obsess much?
706
01:02:52,334 --> 01:02:53,961
Where are you going?
707
01:02:54,211 --> 01:02:57,214
-To clean the storage room.
-No, clean the cafeteria.
708
01:02:57,423 --> 01:02:59,508
I don't tell you how to do your job.
709
01:02:59,758 --> 01:03:01,385
The schedule says...
710
01:03:01,635 --> 01:03:04,054
-...clean the cafeteria.
-I know what I'm doing.
711
01:03:04,304 --> 01:03:05,556
You should've done it earlier.
712
01:03:05,806 --> 01:03:09,059
Man, come on. Cafeteria, my ass!
I'm cleaning in here!
713
01:03:09,268 --> 01:03:11,353
You take breaks too long. You smoke...
714
01:03:11,603 --> 01:03:13,856
Man, you're a pain in the ass!
715
01:03:36,628 --> 01:03:39,131
"Search called off for missing hiker."
716
01:03:39,798 --> 01:03:42,300
"A search ended today
when rescue workers...
717
01:03:42,551 --> 01:03:46,138
...were unable to find the body
of Lois Einhorn."
718
01:03:47,764 --> 01:03:49,933
A hiker missing since Friday?
719
01:03:50,183 --> 01:03:51,768
Lois Einhorn?
720
01:03:53,144 --> 01:03:55,772
Holy shitballs!
721
01:04:09,577 --> 01:04:12,330
What're you doing out here?
Get back to work!
722
01:04:41,484 --> 01:04:42,777
"Love, Roger"?
723
01:04:51,327 --> 01:04:52,578
Ace, it's E.
724
01:04:52,787 --> 01:04:55,915
You think the article you found
was something?
725
01:04:56,165 --> 01:04:58,668
I got a note from Roger to Einhorn...
726
01:04:58,918 --> 01:05:01,254
...thanking her for a wonderful evening.
727
01:05:01,504 --> 01:05:04,090
Something ain't stirring
the Kool-Aid, man.
728
01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:06,217
Wiggles, rewind.
729
01:05:10,388 --> 01:05:13,766
What the hell does Lois Einhorn
have to do with Ray Finkle?
730
01:05:15,559 --> 01:05:17,144
Come on, think!
731
01:05:17,353 --> 01:05:20,523
Finkle and Einhorn, in it together.
How? Why?
732
01:05:27,655 --> 01:05:29,198
All right! Here we go.
733
01:05:29,448 --> 01:05:32,660
Answer's right there!
Just gotta get blood to the brain!
734
01:05:33,244 --> 01:05:35,913
Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn!
735
01:05:36,122 --> 01:05:38,499
Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn!
736
01:05:52,638 --> 01:05:53,973
Quitter!
737
01:05:56,141 --> 01:05:58,060
What do you want?
738
01:05:59,603 --> 01:06:02,147
I don't have any food for you.
739
01:06:02,606 --> 01:06:05,275
I have to have money to buy food.
740
01:06:05,526 --> 01:06:08,904
I have to have a dolphin to get money.
Do you see a dolphin here?
741
01:06:17,371 --> 01:06:18,622
Let's face it...
742
01:06:18,872 --> 01:06:20,916
...your master is a loser.
743
01:06:38,016 --> 01:06:39,976
What the...?
744
01:06:41,937 --> 01:06:43,855
That's it.
745
01:06:46,024 --> 01:06:47,567
That's it!
746
01:06:47,859 --> 01:06:50,362
Einhorn is Finkle.
747
01:06:50,612 --> 01:06:52,989
Finkle is Einhorn!
748
01:06:53,281 --> 01:06:55,659
Einhorn is a man!
749
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:59,162
Oh, my God!
750
01:06:59,579 --> 01:07:02,165
Einhorn is a man!
751
01:07:58,763 --> 01:08:01,140
"Your gun is digging into my hip."
752
01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:03,476
God!
753
01:08:05,061 --> 01:08:09,649
And the big story in this
Super Bowl game is the abduction...
754
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:12,944
...of Miami's starting quarterback,
Dan Marino.
755
01:08:13,194 --> 01:08:16,322
It's gotta be a strain
on this Miami team, Bob....
756
01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:58,155
What's the matter, Dan?
Aren't you having fun?
757
01:08:58,364 --> 01:09:02,201
I just love Super Bowl Sunday.
Don't you, Dan?
758
01:09:02,451 --> 01:09:04,745
A magical afternoon...
759
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,373
...where dreams are made...
760
01:09:08,457 --> 01:09:09,958
...and crushed.
761
01:09:10,292 --> 01:09:13,796
Look, if you want tickets,
you're going about it the wrong way.
762
01:09:15,339 --> 01:09:18,926
Do I look familiar to you?
Does it seem as if we've...
763
01:09:19,134 --> 01:09:21,303
...met someplace before?
764
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,306
I don't know.
I get hit in the head a lot.
765
01:09:24,806 --> 01:09:26,975
Now the coin toss.
766
01:09:27,726 --> 01:09:28,977
Kickoff time.
767
01:09:29,978 --> 01:09:31,605
My favorite thing.
768
01:09:38,278 --> 01:09:39,821
Laces out!
769
01:09:59,090 --> 01:10:02,594
I made some refreshments, Dan.
770
01:10:03,887 --> 01:10:06,389
Would you like some refreshments, Dan?
771
01:10:07,599 --> 01:10:09,601
I'll be right back, Dan.
772
01:10:39,756 --> 01:10:43,927
I don't know how much psycho-woman's
paying you, but I'll double it.
773
01:10:44,177 --> 01:10:47,388
Sorry.
"Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison.
774
01:10:48,473 --> 01:10:50,350
Snowflake, here you go. Come on.
775
01:10:50,558 --> 01:10:52,268
Check it out, Marino.
776
01:10:52,477 --> 01:10:54,812
I'm throwing passes to a dolphin.
777
01:11:05,239 --> 01:11:06,074
Damn!
778
01:11:06,282 --> 01:11:08,075
Go get some more fish!
779
01:11:08,409 --> 01:11:09,952
I'm gonna kill that dolphin.
780
01:11:11,245 --> 01:11:12,872
Lovely party.
781
01:11:13,122 --> 01:11:14,874
Pity I wasn't invited.
782
01:11:27,386 --> 01:11:29,472
Where the hell's the smelt?
783
01:11:37,146 --> 01:11:40,441
Unconscious. Exactly as I planned.
784
01:11:48,157 --> 01:11:49,617
What the hell was that?
785
01:12:00,753 --> 01:12:01,837
Shit!
786
01:12:07,593 --> 01:12:10,596
What happened? What's going on?
787
01:12:10,846 --> 01:12:11,805
You okay?
788
01:12:12,348 --> 01:12:13,390
Guess what?
789
01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:14,850
It's nap-time!
790
01:12:17,519 --> 01:12:18,979
What a hit!
791
01:12:21,899 --> 01:12:23,233
Heads up!
792
01:12:29,573 --> 01:12:30,699
Who are you?
793
01:12:31,950 --> 01:12:35,370
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
I've been sent with a special play:
794
01:12:35,621 --> 01:12:37,247
The quarterback sneak.
795
01:12:38,332 --> 01:12:39,166
Penalty!
796
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:42,544
Too many men on the field.
797
01:12:43,170 --> 01:12:45,172
I warned you, Ventura.
798
01:12:45,922 --> 01:12:47,424
Whatever happened to "Ace"?
799
01:12:47,632 --> 01:12:49,426
Good question.
800
01:12:50,010 --> 01:12:54,514
Be careful with that phone.
Ln time, you could develop a tumor.
801
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:57,476
Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn.
802
01:12:57,726 --> 01:13:01,480
Send some men over
to the Hallandale yacht basin.
803
01:13:01,730 --> 01:13:04,149
I've got the kidnapper
trapped in the warehouse.
804
01:13:04,691 --> 01:13:07,277
It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
805
01:13:10,947 --> 01:13:14,117
Code 11 in progress,
343 Victorville Road...
806
01:13:14,367 --> 01:13:15,952
...at the Palmdale basin.
807
01:13:16,161 --> 01:13:19,456
Officer needs backup.
Suspect's name: Ace Ventura...
808
01:13:19,706 --> 01:13:22,292
...should be considered
armed and dangerous.
809
01:13:23,001 --> 01:13:25,670
It's Ace. We gotta break out of here.
810
01:13:28,298 --> 01:13:29,632
Is he in trouble?
811
01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:32,302
Don't worry, if there's
one thing I know...
812
01:13:32,552 --> 01:13:34,763
...there's nothing Ace can't handle.
813
01:13:35,388 --> 01:13:37,682
Don't kill me!
814
01:13:39,267 --> 01:13:40,977
Please!
815
01:13:41,436 --> 01:13:43,730
I'll never tell anyone, I swear.
816
01:13:43,980 --> 01:13:46,316
-He's who you want! Kill him!
-Kill him!
817
01:13:46,566 --> 01:13:49,319
Kill him! He held the ball, remember?
818
01:13:49,569 --> 01:13:51,154
Come on, look at him!
819
01:13:51,404 --> 01:13:52,655
-Crybaby!
-Jock!
820
01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:53,823
-Wimp.
-Musclehead.
821
01:13:54,073 --> 01:13:55,575
Shut up!
822
01:13:55,825 --> 01:14:00,204
I think I'll kill the dolphin first.
I wouldn't want you to miss that.
823
01:14:00,788 --> 01:14:02,582
And there's the snap.
824
01:14:02,790 --> 01:14:03,708
The kick!
825
01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:06,002
And it's good!
826
01:14:06,210 --> 01:14:09,130
Good to see somebody who
doesn't buckle under the pressure!
827
01:14:14,093 --> 01:14:18,514
What would you know about pressure?
828
01:14:18,806 --> 01:14:21,350
Well, I have kissed a man.
829
01:14:22,268 --> 01:14:26,689
Of course, there's never been
a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl...
830
01:14:26,981 --> 01:14:29,233
...than the "kick
heard around the world. "
831
01:14:29,734 --> 01:14:34,822
I mean, it's clear to me that it was
a good hold. Finkle just booted it.
832
01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:37,408
The laces were in!
833
01:14:37,867 --> 01:14:39,493
They were in!
834
01:14:59,763 --> 01:15:01,390
You like that?
835
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:02,808
You like that?
836
01:15:08,314 --> 01:15:10,190
And that! And that!
837
01:15:20,743 --> 01:15:23,120
Having a little trouble with the lady?
838
01:15:23,537 --> 01:15:24,997
You don't understand...
839
01:15:25,247 --> 01:15:26,457
...she's a...
840
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:31,378
Get him, Lois! Get him!
841
01:15:35,299 --> 01:15:36,717
Get him!
842
01:15:43,390 --> 01:15:44,433
Shoot him!
843
01:15:46,476 --> 01:15:48,520
-Shoot him!
-Hold your fire!
844
01:15:50,314 --> 01:15:51,481
Don't shoot!
845
01:15:51,690 --> 01:15:53,942
Put your guns down, or this cop gets it!
846
01:15:54,735 --> 01:15:56,194
I mean it!
847
01:15:56,653 --> 01:15:58,864
She's not joking!
848
01:15:59,072 --> 01:16:00,615
He kidnapped Snowflake!
849
01:16:00,866 --> 01:16:05,454
He killed Roger Podacter and was about
to kill Marino and me!
850
01:16:08,331 --> 01:16:10,834
Fiction can be fun!
851
01:16:11,084 --> 01:16:14,004
But I find the reference section
much more enlightening.
852
01:16:14,254 --> 01:16:15,630
For instance...
853
01:16:15,881 --> 01:16:17,132
...if you look up...
854
01:16:17,382 --> 01:16:21,845
...professional football's
all-time bonehead plays...
855
01:16:22,387 --> 01:16:25,807
...you might read about a Miami Dolphin
kicker named Ray Finkle...
856
01:16:26,057 --> 01:16:30,687
...who missed a 26-yard field goal
in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17.
857
01:16:33,565 --> 01:16:37,402
You wouldn't read that Finkle
was committed to a mental hospital...
858
01:16:37,652 --> 01:16:40,947
...only to escape and join the police...
859
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:44,409
...in a scheme
to get even with Marino...
860
01:16:44,659 --> 01:16:46,786
...whom he blamed for the entire thing!
861
01:16:48,246 --> 01:16:49,998
What are you talking about?
862
01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:54,377
She's not Lois Einhorn!
She's Ray Finkle! She's a man!
863
01:16:54,586 --> 01:16:55,670
He's lying!
864
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:57,213
Shoot him!
865
01:17:00,383 --> 01:17:03,469
Let's just see who's lying, shall we?
866
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:07,724
Would a real woman have to wear
one of these?
867
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:15,815
Boy, that's really on there!
868
01:17:16,357 --> 01:17:18,067
But tell me this:
869
01:17:18,276 --> 01:17:19,861
Would a real woman...
870
01:17:20,111 --> 01:17:22,321
...be missing these?
871
01:17:27,869 --> 01:17:30,663
That kind of surgery can be done
over the weekend.
872
01:17:31,205 --> 01:17:33,040
But I doubt very much...
873
01:17:33,583 --> 01:17:37,295
...if he could find the time
during his busy schedule...
874
01:17:37,545 --> 01:17:38,879
...to get rid of...
875
01:17:39,130 --> 01:17:40,172
...big old...
876
01:17:40,381 --> 01:17:42,008
...Mr. Knish!
877
01:17:49,932 --> 01:17:51,350
Oh, boy!
878
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:55,604
Come here.
879
01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:59,275
Would you excuse me for just one second?
880
01:18:07,658 --> 01:18:09,285
Ladies and gentlemen...
881
01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:12,788
...my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino...
882
01:18:13,747 --> 01:18:15,749
...brought new evidence to my attention.
883
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,001
Now...
884
01:18:17,376 --> 01:18:21,255
...history has certainly shown
that even the most intuitive...
885
01:18:21,505 --> 01:18:24,341
...criminal investigator can be wrong.
886
01:18:24,591 --> 01:18:26,635
But if I am mistaken...
887
01:18:26,969 --> 01:18:29,972
...if the lieutenant
is indeed a woman...
888
01:18:30,222 --> 01:18:32,516
...as she claims to be...
889
01:18:32,766 --> 01:18:33,934
...then, my friend...
890
01:18:34,184 --> 01:18:38,772
...she is suffering from the worst case
of hemorrhoids I have ever seen!
891
01:18:40,315 --> 01:18:42,609
That's why Roger Podacter is dead!
892
01:18:42,818 --> 01:18:45,279
He found Captain Winkie!
893
01:18:54,538 --> 01:18:55,622
Good night!
894
01:18:55,831 --> 01:18:59,376
You've been a wonderful audience.
Be sure to tip your waitress.
895
01:19:04,339 --> 01:19:06,425
Die, animal boy!
896
01:19:07,217 --> 01:19:08,552
Quick decision.
897
01:19:29,364 --> 01:19:32,117
Loser!
898
01:19:39,165 --> 01:19:40,500
You have any more gum?
899
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:45,046
That's none of your damn business.
Stay out of my personal affairs.
900
01:19:45,839 --> 01:19:48,466
You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.
901
01:19:50,009 --> 01:19:52,387
Ladies and gentlemen...
902
01:19:52,595 --> 01:19:54,430
...the Miami Dolphins are proud...
903
01:19:54,639 --> 01:19:57,475
...to welcome back
to Joe Robbie Stadium...
904
01:19:57,684 --> 01:19:59,352
...our beloved mascot...
905
01:19:59,561 --> 01:20:02,397
...and the star of our halftime show:
906
01:20:02,605 --> 01:20:04,357
Snowflake!
907
01:20:11,322 --> 01:20:12,949
And now...
908
01:20:13,157 --> 01:20:16,828
...returning for the second half,
the Dolphins' most valuable player...
909
01:20:17,495 --> 01:20:19,706
...Dan Marino!
910
01:21:05,709 --> 01:21:06,544
Idiot!
911
01:21:07,628 --> 01:21:12,550
Do you know what you've done?
You just cost me 25 grand, Polly.
912
01:21:12,758 --> 01:21:14,760
Yeah? Blow me!
913
01:21:16,470 --> 01:21:17,805
Really?
914
01:21:33,195 --> 01:21:34,780
The National Football League...
915
01:21:34,988 --> 01:21:39,743
... would like to offer a special thank-
you to the man who rescued Dan Marino...
916
01:21:39,952 --> 01:21:41,411
...and our beloved Snowflake.
917
01:21:41,995 --> 01:21:43,622
A great humanitarian...
918
01:21:43,872 --> 01:21:45,958
...and a lover of all animals:
919
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:49,336
Mr. Ace Ventura!
920
01:21:51,338 --> 01:21:52,839
Get off me!
921
01:21:54,174 --> 01:21:55,801
Get off me!
922
01:22:00,055 --> 01:22:05,185
Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on
and kick it for the homies.
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