All language subtitles for the_golden_palace_s01e15_heartbreak_hotel

Thank you for being a friend.

Travel down the road and back again.

Your heart.

Southern Palace Romantic Getaway Weekend
does come with a lot of extras.

Complimentary bottle of champagne,
candlelight dinner, black satin sheets.

Tell them about the coloring books. Tell
them about the coloring books.

Okay, great.

Yeah, I'll go ahead and end your
reservation.

All right, thank you.

I can't believe this, Rose. We're almost
book solid.

Oh, I know. You should trust my
instincts more often. Yeah, but how did

that this romantic getaway was going to
be so popular?

Remember something my minister told me
when I was a little girl? What's that?

He said, Moses parting the Red Sea is a
nice story, but Mary Magdalene really

packs a pew.

What does that mean?

Sex sells, baby.

Hey, Sophia, where does this thing go?

Over there.

To be honest, this is why everybody's
coming.

Getting Dr.

Ursula to give us one of her lecture
weekends was a real coup.

Really? I'll have to take your word for
it. I've never even heard of her before

this. Of course you have.

She's the love doctor.

She's on all the talk shows.

She writes all those controversial books
on sex. I think Dr.

Ursula is great. I just took one of her
books out of the library last week.

It's called New Sexual Positions for the
Senior Citizen.

And Art Linkletter will be selling a lot
of adjustable beds this year.

Well, this sounds awesome. I'm there.

I haven't told you, but I've been having
some problems with my sexual partners

lately. Such as?

I don't have any.

Well, Sophia, don't give up hope. All
you have to do is find a man you're

sexually compatible with.

Stop looking at me.

There used to be a time when everybody
down at the senior center would ask me

dance. I didn't know you liked to dance.

Oh, please, I love disco night at the
center. The music, the mingling.

I'm not crazy about the strobe lights,
but it does make us look like we're

moving.

Well, why doesn't anybody ask you to
dance anymore?

I think I've lost my sex appeal.

I said I think I've lost my sex appeal.

Oh, you still got it, baby. You're a hot
babe.

You're just being condescending to an
old lady, but I'm a person, damn it.

If you prick me, do I not bleed?

Eventually.

Well, you are not going to believe who
left a message on my answering service.

Taylor Michaels.

He's coming to town.

Who? Taylor Michaels.

I told you all about him. We went to
college together. I wanted him in the

way. Only, unfortunately, so did my
roommate, Lauren. We fought tooth and

over him.

Yeah, but you won, right, Blanche?

Right, Blanche?

No, she didn't.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. What?

She got her butt kicked.

I lost, all right? Is that what you
wanted to hear? That one time in her

Blanche Devereaux lost a man to another
woman. Are you happy?

I have no heroes left.

Hello, may I help you?

Yes, I'd like a room, please.

All righty.

I have one with a beautiful ocean view.
Well, if it's half as beautiful as the

view in front of me right now, I think
that would be perfect.

Oh, wait.

Do you mean me or the male sloth?

No, no, no. You, of course.

Oh, goody.

Blanche? Blanche Hollingsworth?

It's me, Taylor Michaels.

Taylor! Oh, I do not believe this.

Just look at you.

Would you just look at him? I'm looking.
I'm looking. Oh, you look exactly the

same. I know.

And you, I could just eat you with a
spoon. Rose will get me a spoon.

Rose! Oh, is that what this delightful
young lady's name is? Oh, yes, I'm

Taylor. This is my business associate,
Rose Nyland.

Rose, what a beautiful name.

You should see the flower.

So, Taylor, how'd you find me?

Well, I read that you bought this hotel
in our hometown newspaper.

Since I had to be in Miami anyway for
the hog convention, I thought, well, why

don't I just stay here?

And I'm glad I did.

Goody.

So, Taylor, do you have any plans while
you're in town?

Well, I hope so.

Rose, would you like to have dinner with
me tonight?

Yes.

I mean...

I'll have to check my schedule first.
Excuse us for a moment.

Blanche, I really like him. But I know
he's an old friend of yours, and I won't

go if you don't want me to. Oh, honey,
don't be ridiculous.

I'll have a lot of time to be with
Taylor. You go on and enjoy this one

-only event.

Only, I guess I should warn you, he does
raise prize pigs, so you might have to

sit through endless pig stories.

You don't have to sell me. I already
said yes.

Well, I signed up for the love doctor's
class. I can't wait to go.

I thought that thing was couples only.

You can forget that.

I've seen that look in your eye before.
That's the same look you had when you

asked me to fix your shower.

What was wrong with that?

You were using it at the time.

I can't believe you're still whining
about that.

I had a shower cap on.

I really don't want to go to this class
with you. I think that people's personal

lives should be a private matter.

I noticed. I tried asking you about your
last date. You refused to talk about

it. You asked me if I got any.

Well, did you?

Come on. Tell me what's going on with
you. I really am interested.

All right, look.

The last few women that I've dated...

After we started to get close, I don't
know, we just couldn't relate.

I guess it all began with... I'm sorry,
I hate to interrupt, but as it turns

out, I'm not that interested.

But maybe the love doctor is.

Of course, couples only.

All right, Sophia, I'll go.

Hot damn!

Roland, have you seen Rose?

She's still not back with Taylor yet.
Even they've been gone all this time?

possibly have to talk about besides
pigs?

Chickens, chickens, chickens.

Well, it looks like somebody had a good
time.

Are you kidding? We had a great time.
Not only that, he's taking me to the

landing tomorrow.

You know that new restaurant?

That is, if you don't mind.

Mind? Why would I mind if my old friend
and my even older roommate are

interested in each other who could be
happier than me?

Thank you, Blanche.

Wow, Blanche.

That's a really great thing you just
did. You know, stepping aside like that.

You realize this means war.

I'm sorry about the inconvenience, sir.
The maid should have stopped your

bathroom. We'll send somebody up right
away. All right.

Well, we're off to dinner. Wait, Rose.

Wait.

Did you forget the toilet paper?

It's a nice restaurant. I'm sure they'll
have some.

And I guess better safe than sorry. No,
no, Rose, wait.

We've been getting a lot of complaints.

Nobody on the second floor has gotten
their towels or their toilet paper or

their soap. I did all those rooms hours
ago. There must be some mistake.

Well, would you mind checking into it,
please?

But that'll take an hour. We'll lose our
reservation. No, no, no, that's all

right. I'll wait here. We'll go
somewhere else later.

The love doctor.

Couples only.

Yeah, I'm going with Sophia.

Okay, Taylor, let's go. I just ran into
Rose. She doesn't want those

reservations to go to waste, so she
asked me to go in her place.

But she said... No buts. This is what
Rose wants. Come on. Go.

Front desk.

Yes, sir. She's on her way up right now.
I'm sorry about the inconvenience. All

right.

Roland, I need the key to the supply
closet.

Where's Taylor?

He just left with Blanche. They went to
dinner.

She said you didn't want those
reservations wasted.

But I never talked to Blanche.

Will you look at all the toilet paper I
found in the freezer?

How many times do I have to tell
Blanche, please don't freeze the

Chewy. I mean, who's going to want to
use frozen toilet paper?

At my age, any thrill will do.

Sorry about this, Rose.

Oh, I'm fine.

I mean, if Blanche needs to spend some
time with Taylor, I understand.

I'm her closest friend.

You're going to get even, aren't you?

Norwegian people don't get even.

I thought you were Swedish.

I am.

at the restaurant said there was a big
fire in the hotel kitchen.

Don't worry, Blanche. I was able to put
that fire out with all the cold toilet

paper in the freezer.

I don't have the faintest idea what
you're trapping on about.

You sabotaged my date. Did you think I
was too dumb to figure it out? Frankly,

yes.

Admit it. It's just driving... you crazy
that taylor likes me better than you

that's why you're being so competitive i
don't need to be competitive with you

this is not some kind of race ladies is
everything all right oh

it was just a stupid false alarm taylor
that ruined a perfectly good evening but

what do you say we try it again tomorrow
night this time with no interruptions

that won't be possible we've already
made plans to have dinner alone tomorrow

night i'm sure taylor would rather spend
the evening with me i think taylor can

make his own decisions I think Taylor
ought to speak up. Well, look, look,

Why don't all three of us have dinner
tomorrow night here together?

Oh, that's a splendid suggestion.

Fine with me. Oh, that's wonderful.

Well, I'm going to go to bed now.

Good night, ladies.

about this, Sophia. Look at this.
Everybody's staring at us.

No, they're not.

What? You've never seen a May -December
Afro -American -Italian relationship

before?

Hello, everybody.

I'm Dr.

Ursula, otherwise known as the Love
Doctor.

And today, you're going to learn how to
open up and share with your partner. So

let's get started by getting one of our
couples up here into the love circle,

and we will help them resolve some of
their problem areas.

Who wants to be first?

This looks like fertile ground.

We don't have a problem.

Yes, we do.

Help us, Dr. Love.

Sign here.

What's this?

It's a release form. You two are
definitely in my next brochure.

Oh.

All right, if you'll just come up here
in the left circle, please. No, no, no,

over here, please.

Thank you.

Well, then, what's your problem,
sweetheart?

I want sex.

Well, that seems like a simple enough
request.

Then you do it.

Well, in this class, We're actually less
interested in sex and more interested

in love.

And one of the ways to express love is
through touching exercises.

No touching.

You see what I have to put up with?

Now, I want you to take each other by
the hands.

Now, look deeply into your partner's
eyes.

And say, hello, lover.

Hello, lover.

Roland's not getting out of the love
circle until he says this.

Hello.

Hello.

Look, I'm sorry. I just can't say...
It's not Sophia. It's me. I'm sorry.

Roland, the first step in overcoming
your fear of intimacy is being able to

I love you to anyone. So try telling
Sophia you love her.

I... Just try, Roland.

I love you, Sophia.

Very good, Roland.

Big step for you. All right. Yeah, that
wasn't so bad. Maybe that did help.

Now then, Sophia, what's your problem?

I don't have a problem.

I just wanted to get the kid in here so
he could work out his problem.

You did all this for me?

Well, not just for you. I still want
somebody to dance with. Well, still,

was very nice of you, Sophia. You must
really care for Roland.

He's all right.

All right?

I like him.

Like him?

What the hell? I love you, Roland.

Come on, you little sea monkey. I'm
taking you dancing.

We're so happy.

And that's where I found out what taking
the blanket really meant.

Oh, Taylor, you have to stop. My stomach
hurts from laughing so hard.

Rose, would you push your chair back?
All that jiggling is causing our coffee

spill.

If you ladies will excuse me, I have to
go to the little boy's room. Oh, but

hurry back. And then maybe the two of us
could go up to my room. I have a

delicious after -dinner treat waiting
there for you.

Are you sure there's any of that left,
Blanche? You have been giving out a lot

of samples lately.

Excuse me, I'll be back in a second.

Well, why don't you just leap across the
table into his lap? I don't know what

you're talking about. I haven't been
flirting with him all night.

Edge, you offered to open his baked
potato with your tongue.

Like you're any better, little miss. Oh,
I dropped my corn on the cob right down

my cleavage. Can somebody help me get it
out?

You're just mad because the only thing
you can fit in your cleavage is a

Oh, that does it.

Oh, the gloves are off.

Let's just see how smug you are when he
leaves here with me.

Sorry about that.

Did I miss anything?

Oh, well, Rose and I were just playing a
little game.

Taylor, if you were all alone on a
desert island and you could have either

or me for companionship, who would you
choose?

Oh, gosh, I don't know.

It's a desert island.

You'll have no one else to look at, no
one else to talk to.

Rose.

Now, see?

It's a desert island.

There's nothing to do.

So you'll probably be wanting to engage
in certain adult activities.

Now, who would you choose?

Rose.

Look, it's a desert island. The sun
beats down with a harsh intensity.

Anybody with a fair Swedish skin is
going to end up looking like an old

handbag. before you know it. Now, who
would you choose?

Rose.

Blanche. What's going on here?

Nothing.

Nothing's going on here.

Nothing has ever been going on here.

Not between you and me. Not 40 years
ago. Not now. Not ever.

For what it's worth, I would bring
sunblock.

Why should you care if Taylor has a
crush on me?

Because it's just history repeating
itself, Rose. It's just like in college

Lauren. Taylor prefers you over me for
some incomprehensible reason. He wants

you and not me.

And I can't handle it.

Don't you see, if I can't attract a man,
what's the point?

Blanche, you can't base your self -worth
on whether men find you attractive or

not. I most certainly can.

Doesn't every woman?

No!

Gosh, if I did that, well...

Actually, right now I'd be flying pretty
high.

The truth is, when it comes to men, you
just can't control yourself.

That's not true.

How many good women friends have you
driven away with your competitiveness?

All of them.

My God, you're right.

All of them, Rose.

I mean, after all these years, I should
be more important to you than Taylor.

Oh, honey, you are.

Oh, your friendship's the most important
thing in my life.

Oh, I've been so foolish.

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

From now on, I swear, Rose Nyland, no
man is ever going to come between us

again.

Prove it.

What? Prove it.

I want you to sit there while I go
through that door to Taylor. Do you

can do it?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay.

I'm going.

I'm walking toward the door.

My hand is reaching for the door.

I've made contact.

I'm pushing.

I stub my toe.

The pain is flooding through my body.

Iggy is starting to throb.

Would you just get through the damn door
already?

I'm through the damn door.

I did it.

I did it.

I chose a female friendship over a
relationship with a man.

So this is what it feels like to be
totally, completely selfless.

Feels a lot like appendicitis.