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Being a friend Travel down the road And
back again Your heart
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need for all the body parts, but I can't
figure out what this thing is.
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That's a throat bone.
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There's no bone in the throat.
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There isn't?
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Hey, I'm choking.
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Sophia.
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Hey, Roland, can you help me with my
homework?
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Yeah, kid, set up in the office. I'll be
right there. Oh, Roland, you don't have
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to be here. I gave you the night off.
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No, I kind of want to stay in for
Oliver.
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It's okay. I don't mind. I'm a
workaholic.
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Oh, my God, he's been drinking workahol?
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You okay?
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I've been floating around the ceiling
dead for three minutes, but thanks for
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asking.
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Rose, don't you think it's kind of
strange that Roland hasn't taken one
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off since we've been here? And I know
why.
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He's lonely.
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He hasn't been dating. There's no love
in his life.
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I should know. I'm the expert on love.
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Oh, please get real.
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You've had, what, three men in the last
40 years?
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I had that many between the Kennedy and
Oswald assassinations.
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Yeah, and how many of that faceless
horde say I love you? Honey, if I touch
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in the right place, I can get them to
say it's howdy duty time.
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Well, I still say Roland needs a girl,
and I'm the one to find her, not you.
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Let's not make this into a contest,
Rose.
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Why not?
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Chicken? No.
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You afraid I know more about men than
you do? No, I just don't think we ought
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meddle.
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Don't you dare cluck at me, Rose Nyland.
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Look, I would accept your challenge, but
it just wouldn't be fair.
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And even if you did, you'd both lose. I
think there's a very simple reason
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Roland doesn't date women.
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Why? Because they're not men.
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Oh, you don't mean... Please, I haven't
seen a flame that big since I went to
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Arlington Cemetery.
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Terrible. To make a good marinara sauce,
you have to simmer it at least 24
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hours. That's clam chowder.
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Perfect.
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Where did I put my glasses?
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Hey, everybody, listen. The TV station
called, and they want our chef to do a
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cooking segment on Good Morning Miami.
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Oh, all right, I'll do it, but this is
the last time.
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Oh, please, we have a great chance to
promote the hotel on television, and I'm
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going to let you go on and blurt
something out? What do you mean, blurt
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something out, you city posturpedic with
a face?
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Look, Sophia, I know that you're a
better chef.
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But I have TV experience.
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Really? Oh, yeah. Super Bowl XXI.
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That was me behind Bren Musburger,
remember?
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You know, it's a tough choice, but I
think Chewy should go.
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Sophia, don't take it personally. It's
just that Chewy... Well, honey, Chewy
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see. Keep talking, Blanche.
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Keep talking, because I'm sewing him in.
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Keep talking, Blanche. She went this
way.
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Roland, shouldn't you be out on the
desk?
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Yeah, back to work.
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Well, that's the last time Roland will
be single. Because in about five
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a beautiful woman is going to walk into
his life, and I'll win the bet, and
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you'll be the loser.
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Now, wait a minute. I thought we decided
we weren't going to go through with
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that silly competition.
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Part of the secret of winning is knowing
the game has begun.
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Well, if you'll excuse me.
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I have to go meet the future Mrs.
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Roland Wilson out front.
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No fair!
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No fair!
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No fair!
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No fair!
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The mating call of the losers.
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Rose Nyland is not going to beat me at
matchmaking.
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Now, where can I find some delicate
young creature that would appeal to
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a minute to meet a gorgeous man. Well,
can I freshen up first?
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Oh, sure.
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I'm fresh.
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No, sir,
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the Golden Palace doesn't offer that
service.
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No, if you leave your shoes outside your
room, they won't be shined. They'll be
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gone.
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Son, this is a friend of mine that I
just think you're really going to like.
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This is your friend? What's her name?
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Roy.
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Actually, this isn't my smart. That's
enough, Roy.
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I just feel like you two are really
going to be able to make a go of it.
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Could you excuse us?
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Blanche, this woman is covered in meat
stains.
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She's scaring away the guests.
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Now, look, I'm sure she's a nice person,
and really, it's not her. It's the
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blood in the hook.
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Stop it. Why are you resisting this?
You're both so similar.
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Similar in what way?
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Well, you're both, you know, you both
have, well, you know, you're both. We're
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both black, right?
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Black?
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Hey, you know what?
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Blanche. Oh, all right. I don't know a
lot of black people, okay?
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Besides, this is just to tide you over.
I'm still looking.
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Sorry, Roy. You know how men are.
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No, I don't.
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Why don't you make me sick?
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Fixing him up because of his skin color.
I've got someone coming who's going to
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light Roland for Roland.
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Oh, there you are, Mr. Rashooty.
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How do you like your room? Oh, it's
exquisite. Thank you very much.
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Now, where's this, uh...
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Tasty little Slim Jim you've been
filling my ears with.
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I'm with her.
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So, how could you?
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He's a guest.
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I'm bringing him in as an expert. He'll
ask a few questions, we'll get an
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answer.
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Potpourri?
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No, thank you.
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Straight, no chaser.
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Now, you see that, Blanche? I don't need
your help with my personal life. Now, I
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don't want you meddling anymore and I
don't want to meet any of your friends.
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Roland, this is Joanne.
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So this is the last time I'm going to do
this for you.
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Hi, I'm Roland Wilson, raging
heterosexual. So nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Oh,
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except for you, Blanche. You lose.
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I will not be beaten by that woman. Oh,
she makes me so mad.
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Don't sweat it. Between you and me, that
date won't work out. I think Roland's
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still hung up on Tricia.
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Tricia who?
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Tricia Waters.
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She's Roland's old girlfriend. I've seen
pictures of her. She's really pretty.
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Oh, well, why did they break up?
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I don't know. I guess because she moved
back to Atlanta.
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Atlanta, huh?
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Well, well, well, I don't think this
contest is quite over yet.
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Hey!
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What'd you just do?
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Nothing.
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You just put that whole box of sugar in
the soup.
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Oh, I did not.
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You've been trying to ruin my food, huh?
You want to make me look bad so you can
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go on TV?
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That really hurts me.
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I'm a wounded bird.
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I'm sorry, Sophia.
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I was acting, you idiot. I was born to
be on TV.
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I just did the most wonderful thing. You
can't tell anybody.
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What, Blanche? I went through Roland's
phone book and found the phone number of
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his old girlfriend, Tricia.
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I sent her a ticket. She'll be here
soon. Isn't that wonderful?
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Yes, it is.
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By the way, you must promise never to do
anything wonderful for me, okay?
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So, Roland, how was your lunch with
Joanne?
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Oh, it was great. Incredible. This girl
is great. Really? Yeah. I just didn't
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think she was quite right for you.
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Of course, I don't know any of the other
women you've gone out with, but is
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there anyone you just can't seem to
forget?
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We only won, actually.
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Tricia. Tricia?
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Yes. God, what a miserable experience
that was.
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Why? Wasn't she pretty?
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Oh, yeah, she was beautiful, but she
just suffocated me. I mean, she was so
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possessive and clingy, she always had to
have her hands on me. And, you know,
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she had this game called Mr. Walking
Fingers.
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I can't talk about this. Oh, God, what a
nightmare.
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How'd you get rid of her?
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I told her a little why.
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Roland, I need to talk to you now.
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I'm on the phone. Yeah.
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Yeah, Joanne, I had a great time at
lunch, too. It'll just take a minute. Uh
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-huh. Well, I'm going to look forward to
that.
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Okay, I'll talk to you then. Bye.
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Boy, this girl is terrific.
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I have to tell you something.
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Yeah, I know. I was upset before when
you guys tried to set me up, but Joanne
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great.
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Well, love is my field of expertise.
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Man, you know, for the first time in a
long time, my life is finally coming
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together.
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Hello, Wawa.
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Guess who?
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Please, God, tell me it's Elmer Fudd.
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Oh,
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Roland, I was just stunned when I got
your telegram.
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And you didn't need to send the plane
ticket. I would have been more than
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to pay for it myself.
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Now you tell me.
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What? Now you tell me her name. See,
this is where you introduce us. Oh,
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Blanche, this is Tricia. She's an old
friend.
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Oh, well, Tricia, it's a pleasure to
meet you.
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Actually, Roland isn't quite telling the
truth. See, I'm more than just an old
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friend. I'm an old girlfriend.
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We used to date right up until the time
he entered the priesthood.
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Priesthood.
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Yes, Trisha was the last girl I dated
before I tried my hand at priesting.
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I can't believe this.
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Trisha has called down 25 times today.
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I tell her I'm busy, but she just won't
leave me alone. And look at this. She
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had a pot roast delivered.
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God only knows what this means.
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Oh, wait. This is from Roy.
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women to choose from, but I still cast
my vote for Tricia.
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Haven't you heard a word I've said,
Blanche? I don't want Tricia.
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I can't keep running from her.
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Oh, look, you guys probably don't want
to talk about my personal life. Yes, we
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do. Yes, we do sit down. Look,
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I know what you guys do.
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You eat your cheesecake and you tell
your stories, but who's going to have a
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story about being madly pursued?
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I do.
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Swim, man. Swim for your life.
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Why don't I begin?
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Because we hate that Southern crap.
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The moonshine, the mosquitoes, the
inbreeding. Please, I get pregnant just
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listening to that stuff.
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Would you prefer to sit here and listen
to Rose ramble on about tap dancing
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chickens?
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And her recipes for Juergen, Bergen,
Fergen, Gergen, Fergen.
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You pronounce it just like a tourist.
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Besides, what would you rather hear?
Picture at Sicily?
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Well, in seven years, I've never been
able to picture Sicily.
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So either bring in a photographer or
shut up.
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Look, you guys, I really shouldn't have
brought this up, okay? It's my problem.
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I'll deal with it. Oh, okay, okay. I'll
skip the story.
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Although you should know that mine
resulted in a bare -chested brawl and
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involved a man named Jerry Lee Lewis.
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Why not Enzo Ferrari?
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Mayor McCheese.
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Can I just ask you a simple question?
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Why'd you lie to her? Come on, Blanche.
You've met her.
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I mean, she just cares about me so much,
I didn't think that she could take the
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rejection.
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I'm just going to have to figure out
some way to get rid of her. But this is
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problem. I'll deal with it. But, you
know, thanks for talking, for being
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friends. I just wish I knew what sick,
twisted mind could concoct such a
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scheme.
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Maybe one of your friends could help
you.
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Roland, there's something I want to say,
friend.
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Well, what is it, pal?
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I'm the one who sent for her, buddy.
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You did what? Dead woman?
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Yeah, I sent for Tricia. I guess I just
got competitive with Rose and I... Lost?
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You lost? I kicked your rump.
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That's enough, you chucklehead.
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I just wanted to make you happy.
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How, by reuniting me with a woman that I
can't stand?
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Yeah, I know it doesn't look very good
right now, but, see, love is my field of
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expertise. Yeah, well, as far as I'm
concerned, Blanche, you really crossed
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line this time.
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Aren't you going to answer it?
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What? The phone. The phone's ringing. I
know the phone's ringing. It's been
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ringing all day, Blanche. I'm not deaf.
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Golden Palace, certainly.
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For how many nights would that be?
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Sophia, the phone stopped ringing.
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I suppose this will go down on my
permanent record.
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Look, that was Trisha's room, Blanche,
and I just can't talk to her.
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And you know what? I shouldn't be
talking to you either. Roland, I know
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upset, but we can't afford to lose
business. Now, if you're not going to
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phone, then let Sophia get it.
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Golden Palace.
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No ring that time either, Sophia.
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A little joke to relieve the tension.
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Well, here you are.
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Meet me at the airport.
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What a joker.
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So, what do you want to do today?
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I can't do anything today. I've got to
work, Tricia.
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Well, baby, I thought you wanted to see
me. I mean, isn't that why you sent for
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me? You just don't get it, do you?
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Get it? What do you mean, get it? No, I
don't get it. I'm not getting it either.
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Let it ring.
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We need to talk. Let's just go in the
other room, okay?
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Roland. Roland.
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What are you going to tell her?
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Well, any suggestions?
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Oh, no, wait. You've gone way too far
out of your way to help me already.
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Well, why don't you just tell her the
truth? She's not a child.
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I can't. It'll hurt her too much. Well,
it'll hurt her either way.
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I mean, just be honest.
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Deep down, everybody wants to hear the
truth.
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She'll thank you for it later. You
didn't thank me when I told you you
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like a cheese blintz in a wig.
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Trish, look,
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this is very difficult for me, but if we
don't have honesty in this friendship,
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then we don't have anything at all. So
please understand what I'm about to tell
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you is the truth and nothing but.
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My mother was kidnapped by Afghani
rebels and I must go to...
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Again?
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Trish, I was never a priest.
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I never even left Florida.
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Roland, I've always known.
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I knew you were lying when you came up
with that ridiculous story.
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Which one?
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All of them. I'm not an idiot.
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Then why did you even waste your time
coming back down here?
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Because when I got your telegram, I
thought you wanted to see me. And I
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to take one more shot at making this
work.
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There's so many good things we had. So
many good times we had together.
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Remember?
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Mr. Walking Fingers climbing up Roland
Mountain.
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Stop it! Stop it! No.
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Look, you stop it.
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Trish, I didn't send you that telegram.
Blanche did.
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I'm sorry. I just, I don't love you.
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You don't love me.
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No, I don't.
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Can I ask why?
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Well, there's never just one reason why
somebody doesn't love somebody, but if I
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had to pick one, I...
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I guess it's because you suffocate me.
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I do.
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Look, I'm sure that there's some guy out
there who really wants a beautiful
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woman to love him the way that you love
me.
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But that just can't be me. I'm sorry.
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Well, at least you were finally honest
with me.
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You know why I was so hung up on you all
this time?
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No, why?
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Because you were the first guy who
didn't seem to be interested in me just
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because of my enormous inheritance.
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Joey, how did the TV taping go?
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Oh, man, I was on fire.
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I sizzled, I sauteed, I baked, I
browned.
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Then I figured I might as well get off
the beach and go do the show.
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once I got into the studio.
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Is Sophia still picketing?
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Yeah. Man, that old lady can work a
bullhorn.
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Roland, listen, we've been talking and
we both realize that we owe you a little
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apology. Oh, well, thanks.
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The whole thing started because we were
worried about you. We thought you were
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working too hard.
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00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,690
Well, do you know why I'm working so
hard?
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I'm trying to teach you three ladies the
hotel business.
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I mean, you guys are new at this. I
can't trust you alone at the hotel yet.
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Well, we're not going to do anything to
hurt our own business.
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Boy, it's hot out there. Do you mind if
I pick it around the desk?
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Roland, I think it's really sweet that
you worry about us, but honey, you have
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to understand now, we worry about you
too.
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We can't help it. You're a family now.
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You consider me family? Come on.
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Well, for heaven's sake, we work
together, we live together.
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You're like a son to us.
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We were worried you weren't getting any.
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Well, I'm really fond of you guys, too.
But in the future, please don't go
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messing around in my love life. I mean,
I'm capable of handling that myself.
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You know, this matchmaking thing, it
just does not work.
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Ready to go to lunch, Ro?
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Okay, this time you got lucky.
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So, Roland's going out?
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Hey,
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are you guys sure you're going to be
okay here without me? Go ahead. We're
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capable of running this hotel.
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