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In 1977, tobacco baron Randolph James Selkirk established the R .J. Selkirk

Foundation. As a grand act of penance, Selkirk bequeathed $300 million to the

foundation under the all -encompassing mandate... For the betterment of

humankind worldwide.

Today, the R .J. Selkirk Foundation is managed by Michael Valmont Selkirk, a

legally allotted to him for life in a separation agreement from R .J.'s

granddaughter.

I would like to thank the Selkirk family, especially my daughter, Cody, my

Selena, for their undying support.

This nominee shakes people out of their lethargy. He is a man of vision, a man

of purpose.

What's his name again?

Randolph James Selkirk. Should you thank a dead person?

You don't want this award.

And even a blind man can see that he deserves to win the face of hope this

Thank you.

You're up, Dad.

Good luck. Thanks.

Bonsoir. Good evening.

For 33 years, the R .J. Selkirk Foundation has been on the cutting edge

philanthropy. At the helm of our ship is Michael Valmont Selkirk. In the past

year, Michael's African Desalination Initiative.

H2Africa is guiding our help internationally into the third world.

Now, a special message from Sarah Chonders, who

suffers from necrotizing glomerul... Sorry.

Glomerul... Glomerul... Glomerul...

Glomerul...

Hi.

It's been five months since I last left this room.

But tomorrow night, because of the portable Glickman I'm receiving from the

.J. Selkirk Foundation and Michael VanMol Selkirk, I'm going to see my

singer, Apollo, perform live for the very first time.

Did you get the check for Tara's machine?

The concert is this week. I'm trying to watch the video. Quiet.

Thank you, Michael.

I have hope now because of your faith.

Let's all hope Mike has the faith.

Hope for all of us.

Hope for all of us this year.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

It brings me great joy to announce the next Face of Hope winner for Leadership

in Philanthropy. And the award goes to... Réjean

Lemlein, of course.

Bravo, Réjean!

Well done, Réjean.

We didn't think you were going to win, did you?

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The video, she's a yammering infant.

On her fired.

That sick kid talked better than she did. Should have gone with bone marrow,

boy. Something fixable she could pronounce.

What the hell does that cherry kid have, anyway?

Glomolip. Super bad kidneys.

Reg! Thanks a lot, Michael. Thanks a lot. Congratulations, Reggie. The other

rich people have spoken.

Sure.

You can't go amp like Reg's stooge. That's too obvious.

You gotta hit him.

We've got to hit them with looks. So we need, like, a hot celebrity that's smart

and has arms.

Dad, Mom says I have to go.

You're taking the limo, right?

Sorry you didn't win the award. I think Raja's a tire kicker.

I concur.

Hey, get your own man a drink.

Consolation binge?

Something like that.

Marnie's got three years left on a guaranteed contract.

90 grand a year. We'll have to buy her out.

What?

Who agreed to those terms? You insisted.

Right. Well, she's finished.

I want headshots on my desk tomorrow morning. I need new candidates.

I'll put Cynthia on it.

God.

Do you remember her in Petit Voyageur?

That buckskin?

Christ, her train pulled into Spansville.

Buffet closes at 10, so remember to give that door a good yank on your way out.

You want to meet for lunch?

I think you're due at the office, and I have some meetings

out.

Good morning.

This is the first round of candidates. I'll have more in an hour.

This is a good move, Mike. Tough to do, but it's good. We need a fresh face.

Dog. She won a Nobel Prize for physics. You can tell.

Is that a hermaphrodite?

They need to be classy, smart, yet visually appealing. Good -looking Nobel

winners, astronauts, people that can write books and turn heads.

Okay, I wasn't aware. Barry said low -key, so, um, Mike?

Mike, we need to get that Glickman to Chara tonight. Yes.

Yes, we do.

Mike, Cynthia says she's a Rhodes Scholar, too. Imagine that hot

That check, Mike.

Bogar's really going over budget on the desalination build.

On H2 Africa.

If we keep going like this...

The desalination plant is going to cost almost as much as we're pretending it

costs.

I already moved some of the money around, but the overages are putting

on the legitimate internal accounts. You lost me.

Do the thingy.

The whole thing? Yeah, sure. Why not?

Okay.

The stapler is the desalination plant.

Uh, you used an orange last time. Do you have an orange? No. It was just easier

for me to follow when it was an orange. The stapler is the orange.

Bokar is building the plant for you. You raise the funds to give to Bokar to

build the plant, eh?

My Emperor Nwanda, I come to build the plant for you.

The plant costs a million dollars to make in real, actual costs.

You make sure Bokar gives you paper saying the plant costs ten million to

It doesn't just cost one paper clip. Why don't you just...

Order more clips.

There's not going to be any more clips for at least a couple of months. Barry,

acquisition still hasn't got that check yet.

What? The check for Tara.

Well, Mike's got to approve it.

Mike?

Mike?

Mike? Pay her off.

She's bad luck anyway.

Thank you.

Isn't this the weather girl from Channel 13?

I want to meet her. Um, Marnie's here, by the way.

Really?

Well, you let her down slow, eh? She's been having a rough week.

Oh, I'm not firing her.

I think it would be easier coming from a woman.

I think she needs to hear it from her boss.

People here feel it's time to turn over a new leaf.

It's got nothing against you.

I thought you did great last night. I messed up last night. No.

Oh, just a couple of rough spots. Maybe.

I didn't mean to stutter and get all confused.

It's just that I've got this.

Spit it out.

Symptoms.

Symptoms of what?

MS.

Should I get tested?

No, no.

Multiple sclerosis. It's a neurological disorder in the early stages.

My works is all I have left.

No. No.

We're family.

Forget what I said.

This is your home.

We'll make sure we'll get you the proper treatment. Well, there isn't anything

anyone can do, really.

No clinic overseas, perhaps? You just have to push on with your life the best

you can.

Can we keep this between us, though?

Yes.

Absolutely.

Hey. When does somebody become technically handicapped?

What?

Say you're intimate with them, and they have a fresh disease.

Does that count?

What are you talking about?

I screwed Marnie Mathers, and in the morning she told me she had MS.

God, Barry, I think I nailed a handicap.

I'll look into it.

Dr. Stantz is all wrong, you know? I mean, her body language reads victim

than hero.

Well, she does have MS.

Oh, God.

That's terrible.

It's been hard on all of us.

Excuse me.

And he looked up and saw that the factory ceiling had been torn asunder.

And the sun shone down on him. And Robotico looked to his people and spoke.

Thank you. Good night.

Go away!

Go away!

Cynthia! What do you want? Go away!

What? The check bounced, Mike. Char's check didn't clear.

Who the hell is Chara?

I'm Mr. Polo.

Oh, shit, I don't care if I hurt him. Better now.

And it's all your fucking fault.

I want to die.

I want to die.

I am so, so sorry.

Chara, you have no idea.

There's your Glickman. We can start getting you mobile.

My next video about you is going on YouTube.

And I'll get eight million hits.

Because I've got necrotizing glomerulonephritis.

And you're a sick fuck!

You sick fuck!

How would you like to see Apollo right now?

Can I talk to you for a second?

I'm going to see Apollo?

Sure.

I called him this morning.

He can't wait to meet you.

Oh, my God. No, no. Oh, my God. What exactly

is the plan here, Mike?

Rev up that stupid machine, get her sick ass in the limo, then track down what's

-his -face. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

He's got the 11th floor booked out. What the hell is the plan?

Get the gimp in the elevator.

Sorry, folks.

This floor is booked out.

Hi.

I'm Michael Selkirk from the R .J.

Selkirk Foundation.

Good for you. You can't be on this floor, man.

The girl here, her name is Chara, and she's suffering from narcotipone.

Super bad kidneys, all tubes, no hope, you know. And?

Well, she has an appointment with Apollo.

Okay, we don't have an appointment to see him, but, you know, you must have

feelings. I mean, look at her.

Her only dream is to see her hero, and you're denying her that dream just as

has denied her her functional kidneys.

Look, she's dying.

Nobody's supposed to know.

You got ten seconds to turn your ass around, okay?

Maybe baby needs a new pair of booties.

Don't do that.

Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

I'm Marnie Mathers.

You might remember me from TV.

But you... Marnie.

Okay. I, I, I, I, I... The thing is that little...

Chara here was supposed to go to the show last night, but there was a mix

-up. You see, we were supposed to take her and the

glee machine.

I'm sorry.

I have trouble speaking sometimes. You see, I have a chronic...

I screw up everything.

You didn't screw up, Marnie. I did, okay?

She has MS.

Come this.

Jera. Hello.

Jera.

Jera.

It's just me, Apollo.

Don't cry.

It's okay.

I'm sorry I missed your show.

I heard you got a super bad kidney disease.

Well, you know what?

I got a bad liver, so that makes us friends.

Will you?

Will you autograph my Glickman? Of course I'll autograph your Glickman.

autograph anything you want.

Thanks.

Thanks.

When I got out of rehab, I promised myself that I'd give back to the

This is what it's all about, Mark, right? Give back.

Every day, it fills my head with joy.

I gotta go, Shia, but I'll see you backstage after the show, okay?

Thank you, Apollo.

You're welcome. Let's go!

I

checked

into that MS thing. You're in the clear.

I didn't nail a handicap.

You can't get compensation until the advanced stages, so no, you didn't.

Just good to go? Mike, think about this.

Two people died in a fire during a meth binge at his house. His pet lynx was

found starved to death for God's sake. If he relapses, we don't need that

attention. Two birds bury one stone.

What's all the big fuss about?

Here's what you need to say.

Remember, find strength.

This is how we cope with adversity.

Today is a day of new tomorrows.

Today, I will be stepping down as chief spokesperson for the RJ Selkirk

Foundation, but will turn a new leaf within the organization,

campaigning for a cause close to my heart, a disease I struggle

with every day.

multiple sclerosis.

Tomorrow,

stepping into my shoes as the new spokesperson is the international rock

star, Apollo.

Thank you, Marty.

Good luck with the MS.

I'm not only excited to be taking over the reins as spokesperson for the R .J.

Selkirk Foundation, but I'd also like to announce that I'll be spearheading a

brand new initiative.

It's something that affects all of us.

It's drugs.

I firmly believe, though some of you may have your doubts, that if we put our

hearts to it and our minds to it, within three years, we can stop drugs

completely.

Completely.

Stop drugs completely.

Completely.

We all need goals.

Thank you for thinking.

Hi, Craig. This is awesome.

You got a little center there, sweetie.