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Okay, okay, enough of this. Let's get on
with it.

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Action!

If your clothes are rumpled, worn, and
dingy, dingy! If you're frugal, thrifty,

cheap, or stingy, dingy!

Bring your clothes, if they're spotted,
soiled, or oily.

Cut!

What are you doing? We're doing our
routine.

Not on my commercial do you do your
routine. Do it on your own commercial.

Our own commercial?

We don't have anything to sell.

We'll talk about that later.

Now let's move it. Time is money.

Oh, you mean we're getting paid for
this?

Did I say that?

Did anybody hear me say that? I never
said that. Did you say that? I didn't

it. Who said it? Who said it? No. Come
on. Move it. Move it. Let's go. Go. Go.

Go. Come on. Let's go.

Action. If your clothes are rumpled,
worn, and dingy.

Dingy. If you're frugal, thrifty, cheap,
or stingy. Dingy. Bring your clothes,

if they're spotted, soiled, or oily.

Right in here, you'll be treated
royally.

Royally, royally, royally.

Treated royally.

And a 10 % discount if you mention my
name, Harold Schwann.

King of clean.

King of fleas is more like it.

At least you weren't married to him.
True.

He just chased me around the office
eight hours a day. What about me?

He treated me like I was his mistress.

You were his mistress.

Almost $7 ,000.

Bad for a start.

I never thought robbing a store would be
so easy.

Luckily, Laura took the safe combination
when she quit.

Now Harold will probably change the
combinations in all the stores. No

We'll just get the new combinations when
Swanee leaves the office today.

Let's see.

$7 ,000 per store and, um, seven stores,
that's, uh... $49 ,000.

Right. Which hardly makes up for all the
misery that slime has caused us. Like

Al Pacino said, don't get mad.

Get even.

Ha ha ha ha!

Okay, ready? You bet. Okay, let's go.

Okay, you go up down the side of the
house. I'm going to go around toward the

alley.

Federal officers, open up!

Running can be bad for your health. Get
your hands up. Get your hands up!

Against the wall.

Against the wall!

Spread your legs.

and put both arms out that window.

Do it!

Come on, get up.

Turn around. Shut up.

You're under arrest for the sale of an
illegal substance.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can't be used against
you in a court of law.

Sure. It's room 217.

I can't seem to find it anywhere.

217? Yeah. Oh, you're on the third floor
right now. You're on the second floor.

On the left -hand side, there's a
stairway. I'll take it down to the

floor. Okay. Excuse me. Where is he?

He's not here, Mrs. Schwan. Ex -Mrs.
Schwan. Oh, you mean the King of Clean

Schwan? That's what I'm looking for.

My check didn't come this month.

Where is he?

Right in front of my house. What am I
supposed to do about my garden? My roses

are... A

flagpole!

Who are you?

Laura, what are you doing in there? Hi,
Barbara.

Laura, I don't think you should be in
Mr. Schwann's private office now that

don't work for him anymore.

It's okay. He wouldn't mind.

Do you want me to leave a message for
Mr. Schwann?

Don't bother. It'll just upset him.

Thanks, Barbara.

Thanks, Barbara.

You're welcome.

Now, now, now, come on. You know as well
as I do that as assistant platoon

leader, you're required to make the
rating reports every six months. Now,

off my back.

Can you believe the rating reports are
due again?

Boy, am I glad I'm not assistant platoon
leader.

Would you like to practice on being one?

Sir, no, sir. I've got all the fun I can
handle, sir.

Your day's coming.

Well, you know what I hate about this
rating report time of the season? All

men start doing this perverted little
fertility dance of sucking up. Yeah,

that's what they do. They suck up. They
want to do things for you. They want to

leave you gifts. They give you
flashlights.

You know, last year, I got 25 fruit
baskets. If I get another fruit basket,

having a sex change operation.

Yeah, it's rough at the top.

Let's go.

She's asleep.

She's asleep.

36.

24.

34. 34.

I just want to use my measurements for
the combinations.

Thanks.

Oh!

Oh, no, but it's a good day.

It'll be $9 ,000, $10 ,000.

And they say crime doesn't pay.

A little snack?

You mean that guy on TV, the king of
clean with the crown and the bimbos?

Yes. Harold Schwan is your brother -in
-law?

We all have our crosses to bear. Now, I
want Hunter on this case, if you can

spare him. Well, he's in the middle of
the rating reports now. Forget the

reports. You're under a lot of pressure
at home.

Charlie, Louise is very upset.

She stopped cooking dinners.

She stopped making the beds.

These are caramel custards. I think
you're going to like those.

Now, Mac, those ratings reports are all
yours.

This is absolutely unbelievable.

$226 ,045?

A lot of money.

No cleaning store makes that kind of
money. Look at these deposit slips.

Different amounts, different banks.

I don't understand.

This is a lot of money.

Harold has been holding out on me. You
know it's going to take a long time to

spend all this money. I mean, this is a
lot of money.

Isn't there a safe at your house?

Shaming to get your pants clean, Hunter.
We're closed for the day. Yeah, it's

pretty funny, Tom. How you been? Fine,
fine.

Hey. Is a true hell swan is Commander
Clayton's brother -in -law? Yep.

Commander buttons up related to the King
of Claim. Wait till the guy's here.

Well, I knew I could count on you to
blab it around.

Oh, this is Wu Fong. He manages the
store.

Mr. Fong, how are you? Excuse me, Tom.

Yeah, now, Mr. Fong, this is what you
found when you came in this morning?

Now, did you see anybody leaving?

Now, what about last night when you
closed the place up? Did you see anybody

hanging around in the front or the back?

Are you getting all this stuff out? Oh,
he's just a little shaken up.

Oh, I see.

Now, they came in through the roof,
dropped down on the bags of cleaning.

Scuff marks on the roof indicated more
than one burglar.

They came straight to the faith.

How you doing, Hunter? Hey, Linda, how
you doing?

I've been high, and I heard Commander
Clayton put you on this one.

Isn't it amazing that news spread so
fast, Tom?

Yeah, well, they must have known the
combination.

Opened it up and took the money out.

How much?

According to Mr. Schwann, $6 ,046 .32.

He was here when we arrived this
morning. Now, where is he right now? Oh,

to go someplace.

Said he'd be back later.

I see.

Well, I'll need to talk to him. Yes,
sir.

Well, there's no sign of vandalism.

Mr. Fong left a portable radio here in a
very expensive briefcase.

They were here this morning.

Hmm. Well, the way they came down
through that skylight was awful small.

Oh, I figure it was juveniles.

The juveniles, I thought.

So what do you think? The wolf was
deluged with six -year -olds?

I've got to make a phone call. See you
later, Linda.

Bye -bye.

Mr. Fogg?

I'd like to talk to Mr. Schwann.

Yeah, this is Sergeant Hunter, LAPD.
Like to talk to Mr. Schwan?

If it's about those parking tickets, Mr.
Schwan said the check is in the mail.

Well, it's not about the parking
tickets, miss. It's about the robbery at

store last night.

Oh, well, he's out right now, but he'll
be back later this afternoon.

Okay. Tell him Sergeant Hunter, LAPD
called.

I'll be calling him back.

Okay. Thanks a lot.

I don't like to be kept waiting.

Sorry, Mr. Monks. You're sorry? I just
lost a lot of money.

$220 ,000.

Terrible, terrible.

The crime in this city is just... Just
out of control.

Cut the crap, Schwan.

Right, Mr. Monks.

You know, I got hurt, too. Some of that
money they stole was mine, you know. His

store had 6 ,000 in the bag.

And change.

Every penny counts when you're in a low
-markup business.

Shut up!

I need that money you were laundering,
Schwan. I know that, but I told you the

store was robbed.

Maybe it was.

Maybe it wasn't.

Mr. Monks, come on. I wouldn't do
something like that with your money.

you kidding?

Do you think I'm mean? I'll tell you
what I think.

If I don't get my money by tomorrow, I'm
going to have Breach

break every bone in your body.

Including pinkies and every little
vertebrae.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it on. I'll get
your money back.

I'll borrow it from the bank.

In fact, I'll go right away.

You do that.

Good luck at the bank, your highness.

Sergeant Hunter. Barbara, how are you?

Fine. If you need anything, just let me
know. I'm fine, thanks.

Coffee? Nope.

I'll have that as a snack. A piece of
fruit? Hey, what is this, Denny's?

Mr. Schwann.

Pleasure. Oh, come here.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

My brother -in -law told me that you're
the best.

Well, I have the highest regard for the
commander as well. Well, let's forget

about him for now, huh? I was the one
that was robbed.

How are you doing?

Did you find them yet? Not yet, Mr.
Schwan, but we will.

Oh, that's great.

Tell me, exactly how much money did they
get?

$6 ,425 .32.

I see.

Now, as I understand it, you have, what,
five more stores?

Yeah, my... My old man left me one store
in Pacoima.

So...

I became the prince of Pacoima.

And today you're the king.

That's right.

I'm the king.

And now tell me, do the other managers
of your other stores, do they have the

combinations you're saying?

Sergeant, I'm the only one.

It's a Harold Schwan enterprise.

And only Harold Schwan has the
combinations.

And it's all locked up in there.

I see.

What about your secretary?

My secretary?

Yeah, you know, your secretary.

No, I trust Barbara.

So, therefore, you're the only one that
has the combinations to all the saves.

Sergeant, are you trying to say to me
that I robbed my own

stores?

Well, did you?

Police humor.

Well, we're just considering all the
possibilities, Mr. Schwan.

Well, Sergeant, you better start
considering who ripped me off.

Okay, look, that'll be enough for now.

Let me ask you a question. If I need to
talk to you again, will you be

available?

Yeah.

But right now I'm a little late. I hate
to keep my bankers waiting.

Mr. Schwan, why the bank?

When you lose a lot of money,
arrangements have to be made.

Aren't you covered by insurance?

Well, time.

It takes time to collect.

Oh, I see.

Thank you so much, Sergeant, for
everything you've done. Really.

C .D. gets everything he wants, huh?

Thanks a million, Sergeant.

Thanks, Mr. Schwan, for your time.

You won't believe this, but there are
people who actually don't like Schwan.

You wouldn't happen to have a list of
those people, would you? Do you have a

piece of paper?

I don't need this grief I'm getting from
Schwan.

I get enough being in the meat business.

Everybody's on this cholesterol kick.
Chicken, fish, fish, chicken.

If I ain't like that, I'd look like him.

Well?

What do you think, Digby? Is this jerk
going to give me my money back?

I don't think so.

He's in debt up to his eyeballs. The
banks aren't about to give him a squat.

system won't let him sell the business.

He's tap city.

Are you cold?

Yeah. Can we get out of here? I mean,
why do we always have to meet in here?

And I thought you were my strongest guy.

You want a couple of steaks?

Oh. Well, thanks. I don't eat red meat.

Can't have some snook out there saying
he ripped me off for $220 ,000.

Yeah.

Yeah, too.

Well, did you get the loan?

Absolutely. Absolutely. Looks good. Oh,
there's a few minor details, but we'll

ramrod right through them. Now, you take
it easy, Harold. I know you're trying,

and we're looking to work with you as
best we can. I got a feeling you would

that.

In fact, Mr. Monk, you got a heart of
gold.

A heart of gold.

Those are my exact words.

All right, uh, we're gonna try to make
some arrangements.

Maybe you can pay this off in
installment.

Installment? I know plenty about those.

Listen, Digby has all the details.

Why don't you meet him tonight at your
store on Sattercoy? I know it's out of

the way, but that way nobody will bother
you.

Sattercoy? The store on Sattercoy?

Okay, we'll work it out.

About 10 .30.

Heart of gold.

Platinum. Pure platinum.

Yeah.

Meet Schwan.

Do what?

Kill him.

Yeah.

Oh, sure.

Hey, ladies. Right this way.

That's it.

There you go.

Right over there, up against the wall.
It'll be nice. Thank you.

Fill in here.

Have a feed anywhere. Thanks.

Very good.

Okay, if you'll just excuse me one
moment, I'll be right back.

Thanks.

You sure you know what you're doing?

Of course I do.

I go in first, hook the bait, and leave.

And, Trace, you know what to say? Yeah.

You know, the amazing thing is that
everyone on his secretary's list,

who hated him is a woman.

Except Wu Fang.

But you know the real crazy thing here
is, Charlie?

Wu Fang's a woman?

No. Well, if he is, he's the ugliest
woman either you and I have ever seen.

Now, the crazy thing here is, Charlie,
I've dated one of these women on this

list.

Ladies, I want to thank you very much
for cooperating. It's a big help to us.

Now, would Miss Laura Rhodes step in,
please?

Laura, you look great.

Thank you. It's great to see you. How
have you been?

Fine.

Yes, fine.

Good. Now, what's this business about
you having a good little job interview?

Yes. I have to be there now.

Okay.

Uh, okay. Why don't you go now and we'll
talk later?

Well, I thought we'd get a bite later
tonight.

A bite?

Yeah.

And talk about Harold. Oh, Harold. Oh,
absolutely.

Good idea.

You know, I can't believe you actually
work for Harold Schwann.

Uh, well...

A girl has to make a living.

But then I realized if that was living,
I'd rather be dead.

So you quit.

Uh -huh.

So, call me after five.

After five.

Same number.

Same number.

Yeah.

Good.

Miss Rhodes, I want to thank you very
much.

Wow.

I wonder what that was all about.

I don't know. Hunter says that he knows
one of these gals from way back when.

Oh, really?

Oh, well, uh, yes, uh, normally...

Although I don't know for sure.

I try not to get involved in my
officer's personal affairs.

Interesting choice of words.

You did what?

You know, your ex -wife, your ex
-secretary, and your ex... You know

They told me not to bother to tell you
they were here. Forget about them.

about them.

You let them free in my office. Well,
no.

Just Laura.

Laura? Yeah.

She thought you were hiding in your
office.

My office?

Did she get in my desk?

Well, how should I know?

Of course.

You still look fabulous.

What is your secret?

Good foundation cream.

And you still make me laugh.

Yeah. Yeah, it's good to see you haven't
changed very much.

Oh, I don't know.

Some of the things we used to do, I've
stopped doing.

Oh, no, that's too bad.

Let me ask you a question. Did you know
any or were you friendly with any of the

women that were there today?

No. Why?

Oh, just curious.

I think I know who robbed the stores.

Really? Who?

Harold Schwan.

Now, why would you say that?

One, he lived way above his mean. He
spends money faster than he makes it.

knows where it comes from.

Two, he would rob the pencils from a
blind man if he was sure the guy wasn't

faking it, which is what Schwan would
do.

And three, the insurance covers the loss
to the business.

Well, it's not exactly hard evidence
now, is it?

Okay, how about this?

The other night, the night of the
robbery, I called him and he was nowhere

found.

Why'd you call him?

Why? Yeah.

I just called him because I wanted to
know if I left my sunglasses at the

office.

Oh, the sunglasses.

Yeah. Well, it looks like I better check
into Earl Chuan now, shouldn't I?

Right. You should.

Would you care for some dessert?

A dessert?

Sweet.

That's fine.

I could use something like that.

And you, sir?

Oh, I think we're going to have to
check.

Hi, Linda.

Let me guess.

Broken skylight, more than one perp, no
fingerprints, right?

Yeah, plus one added distraction.

Oh, yeah.

Photographer's already been here.

I think the ME wagon's on its way.

Since you've been on this case, Hunter,
we've gone from Penny and Gregory to

homicide. What's going on? I can
appreciate your concern, Commander, but

of it, I have a lead. I've identified
the dead body as a one Francis Digby.

he was a one -time CPA, served time in
Folsom for embezzlement.

Embezzlement? Also has known direct ties
to the mob.

Ties to the mob? What's a man like that
doing in a house store?

Well, I think it's safe to say he wasn't
there to rob the safe.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, look, what it means is I've got to
talk to Harold one more time. Harold?

You think Harold has something to do
with these burglaries? You think he's

involved with embezzlement and the mob?
Well, look, I don't know about that.

Well, what do you know about? Look, I
think Laura Rhodes is involved in this.

Who's Laura Rhodes? Well, Laura Rhodes
is a one -time employee of Harold's, and

I think that there's a lead there.

Well, let's get on it.

Go, go!

Hi.

Oh, yeah, hi.

Where were you last night?

Oh, I was out getting a bite. Well,
actually, I was working. You know, the

robbery is now a homicide.

I called. I kept getting your machine.

Oh, yeah. I got it. I got it in late.
Oh, you got home.

Well, that's something.

Oh, how are the rating reports doing?

You dated that woman?

Hunter. Oh, no, no, look. Wait. It was
such a long, long time ago. Really. You

like that look? What look? That look.
That tall. That statuesque. That cheap.

Cheap. Statuesque.

Statuette, excuse me. You know, that
reminds me.

The Venus de Milo was very statuette.
The only difference is she can't type.

Hey,

wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a second.

I want to talk to you.

Oh, my gosh, Swanee.

You look awful.

I'd invite you in, but I just had the
place fumigated.

Very funny. Very...

Funny. I know what you've been doing.
We've been having a great time since

rid of you. That's what we've been
doing. You've been ripping off my

bagged over $200 ,000.

Whatever are you talking about?

Last night they sent a man to see me. He
wanted to kill me, but it didn't work

out. He's dead now.

Oh, my God.

I murdered a man.

I'm capable of doing anything.

I want my money.

Some people get sexy when they're angry.
But not you, Harold.

Hey, we're not playing games here.

I'm warning you. If you don't go away,
I'll call the police and tell them about

your killer connection.

You asked for it.

Your days are numbered.

Oh, my God.

This is it.

We've got to turn ourselves in.

Come on.

Come on.

Get in the car.

Who is it?

Damn you, Harold.

I've had roaches that were easier to get
rid of. I want you out of my life.

You're coming with me.

Harold, what are you doing? What is
that, a water gun?

I got it for you, Mr. Monks. I found the
money.

You killed Digby. It was an accident.

I bumped into him and the gun went off.

And besides, if I hadn't killed him, he
would have killed me.

Mr. Monks.

Let me finish Digby's job.

Now, right now I need the money more
than I need Digby. What are we doing

Who are these people?

Hey, who are you?

She and the other girls took the money.

Is that so?

Of course it's so.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't.

Give it up, sweet cheeks.

Come on. You don't believe Schwanny, do
you?

To start with, break her arms.

Wait! I don't have the money.

Start with a right one. If I had the
money, I would give it to you. I like my

arms up.

Laura!

The broken blossoms fade.

What was it all for?

The dreams and the wishes.

It's okay to want more.

Harold Schwann is laundering money?
Yeah, over $200 ,000 distributed to

different banks on different days.

Well, it's a cash business, retail
store. It's the perfect setup for

money.

Yeah.

Commander Clayton isn't doing it like
this.

Nope.

I guess you'll have to tell him.

Well, me tell him. You tell him. Me?

Yeah. Me tell Commander Clayton that his
brother -in -law's a criminal? Get

serious. Wait a minute.

No, no, no, no, no. This is your case,
your evidence. You tell him. Well, be

reasonable. Harold Schwan might be the
king of clean, but I am the captain of

Metro, and you are a sergeant. That's
right. And as a sergeant, I will

my detail as assigned.

However, I got to find Laura and that
money, Captain. I think she could be in

the middle of this. As a matter of fact,
her life may be in danger.

All right, you go find Laura. But you're
still going to have to tell Clayton.

Hello. Who is this?

Who is this?

Never mind who this is. Say hello to
your girlfriend.

I'm okay. I'm okay. They're just trying
to scare me.

Scare her to death.

Oh, God.

They have Laura.

They have Laura.

Who are you? Never mind.

Just get the money. All of it. And bring
it 8 o 'clock tonight to Valley Heart

and Stern.

My man will meet you there. Your man?
Who's your man?

Don't worry.

He'll find you.

And if... What's your name, sweet chica?

It's Laura.

If you don't show up, Laura's dead.

I am the police. It's him. It's him. He
is the police, remember?

That's right, Alyssa. We're in a hurry,
Sergeant. If you have any more

questions, we'd be glad to answer them
at another time. Settle down now. I

Laura's life may be in danger. If you
see her, I'm looking for her.

Uh -huh.

What's in that bag?

Swanee did it.

Look, where is Laura? Some creep said
that he's in a killer. If we don't give

him this money... We have to be at
Valley Hardenstern in 20 minutes. Give

guy this money so they'll let Laura
live.

You'll make it.

Get your hands up.

A little bit more.

Now, very slowly walk over here.

Now, where's the girl? I don't know what
you're talking about.

Don't be stupid. Where is she?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't know, huh? Nope.

Stick your head in here for a minute,
will you?

Hey.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Star.

Wholesale Meats.

On Jefferson.

Expecting backup?

Bar 21's going to back us up. I'm with
you.

Did you talk to Commander Clayton? Yeah,
that's why I'm here.

Oh, good.

Sorry, Laura.

Beg your pardon?

You are?

I'm sorry you're in this mess.

But after all, I've been in a mess all
my life, wasn't I?

You really mean that, Shawnee?

I never thought you'd know that.

I just want to get out of this alive.

So I can apologize to all the people I
hurt.

And that includes you, Mr. Monks.

If you can feel it in your platinum
heart. Look, Schwan.

I get my money.

It'll be quick.

You're going to have a long, painful
time to regret it before

you die.

I'll have you know that my brother -in
-law is a commander in the LAPD.

They'll never find your body.

I guess being in this business, it's
easy to get rid of body parts.

Police! Hold it right there!

Harold Schwann, right?

Oh, yeah.

You recognize me from TV, huh? Yeah.

Oh, thanks for what you're doing.

Hey, would you like an autographed
picture of me?

Tell you what, Harold.

You can give me two poses.

One like this.

One like this.

Funny guy.

Oh, Clayton, could you do me a favor?

Sure, Harold. Listen, when Louise comes
on visiting days, if she could bring the

camera, we still could do the
commercials.

Huh?

What do you think, Hunter?

Will I still look this good when I get
out?

Honey, if you use a good foundation
cream, you'll be just fine.

I'm proud of my Metro officers.

Thanks, Commander.

Unfortunately, this thing affected me
personally. Oh, good job on those

reports. Well, thank you, Commander.

However, it wasn't necessary to raise
Sergeant Hunter.

Well, I like to do a complete job.

Complete to say the least.

Was that part true about... I'm sure it
was. Really?

We'll have to get together and talk
about that. Excuse me, what part was

Yeah, we'll have to get together for a
bite.

I guess I really did it this time.

You think I did it this time?