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Can I have some breakfast, please?
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It's three quid
for a cup of coffee
and a bacon sandwich.
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And obviously,
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if you wanted it heated up
it's another tenner.
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Oh. Okay.
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That's the orange ones, right?
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[chuckles]
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And it's another tenner
to park your Jeep.
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Of course. Uh...
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- There you go.
- [laughs]
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Excuse me, love?
You do realize he's taking th--
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Uh, why don't you go
to the bathroom, Mandy?
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Use the big mirror, eh?
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You can put lipstick
on a pig, Mand.
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It's still a pig!
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Yeah, yeah, fuck off.
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[both laughing]
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May I use your bathroom?
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Of course, you can, darling!
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Ten pounds.
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Can I help?
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Why do you work for a man who
speaks to you like that?
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No idea, darling.
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But it's probably
the same reason
I married the bastard.
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Why do you stay
married to a man
who doesn't love you?
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You're weird.
27
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Are you foreign or summat?
You don't sound foreign.
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Sort of.
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Can I have some of that?
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[sighs]
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Just have the lot, darling.
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It's cheap shit anyway.
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And listen.
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That fella of mine
just stole from you.
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You do know that, don't you?
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[sighs]
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You can be a right arsehole
sometimes, Carl, you know th--
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[groaning]
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What he fuck?
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Oi! Stop!
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Is everything okay?
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Not really, no!
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[breathing heavily]
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You forgot your bacon sarnie.
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That's okay, Mandy.
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I've had enough pig
for one day.
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Argh! Ow...
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Oh, God, that got me
right in the eye!
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You know what,
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if it's all right with you,
I will have that sandwich. Just...
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The pig line came to me
and I just kind of rolled
with it
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but I really am
quite starving so...
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Thanks so much,
that's really nice of you.
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See you.
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[engine sputtering]
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Oh, just warming
the old girl up.
[chuckles]
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Here we go.
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Ooh, oh. [chuckles]
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["Staying Alive"
continues playing]
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♪ Life's goin' nowhere
Somebody help me ♪
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm goin' nowhere ♪
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
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[waves splashing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Jay] Look,
all I'm saying is, Nick,
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you've never been very good
with women, have you?
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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Well, you've just
been dumped, kid.
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Yeah, by someone
I was with for three years.
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I'm not having a go, mate.
I'm just saying that
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when it comes to girls,
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you've always been
a duck out of water.
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- What? So,
completely fine then?
- Eh?
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Ducks are amphibious, Jay,
so they're completely fine
in or out of water.
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- Bullshit.
- What do you mean "bullshit"?
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This is what
I'm talking about, bro.
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No one cares about all of your
University bullshit.
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We literally learn that
in year two, Jay.
That's not even junior school.
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Okay, look. The point is,
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no matter how clever
you think you are,
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you're never gonna get anywhere
'cause you've got shit clothes.
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- Right.
- A shit haircut.
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- Okay.
- And a dick like
a burst balloon.
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I've got a perfectly
average-sized penis, Jay!
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[laughing]
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- Okay. Do you want to
get over Ellie?
- Not really.
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Do you want to prove that
you're the big man?
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- Obviously not.
- Okay, then you have to speak
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to the next woman
who walks in this pub.
Whoever they are.
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I literally said "no"
to both those things.
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-'Cause you want me to say it?
- No.
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- I'm gonna.
- Don't.
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- I will say it.
- Don't say it.
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- I shall say it.
- Please, don't.
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- I'm gonna say it.
- I'd rather you didn't.
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You're my little bro and...
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[sighs]
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I love you!
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[scats]
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And I want you to have
some fun. All right?
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- [clicks tongue]
- No! This is not
non-negotiable.
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You mean it is non-negotiable.
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What?
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Don't worry.
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Whoa, whoa, here we go.
Bro, bro, bro,
look, look, look.
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Welcome, my friend,
to the woman of your dreams.
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[thunderclap]
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- [gasps]
- [glass breaking]
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- I am so sorry.
- [men laughing]
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I will get you another one
at the bar.
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Ooh, ooh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
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Ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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- [chuckles softly]
- [barman] You all right?
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- [sighs]
- [whispering] Now, now, now...
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- [Kim] Can I have
a glass of cider?
- [barman] Sure.
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And whatever
the angry looking man
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behind me was drinking.
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Thank you.
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- [whispering indistinctly]
- [grunts]
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Can I ask you something?
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Yes! Yeah, fire away, amigo.
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Not amigo. Just friend.
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Not that we're friends.
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Although they do say
a stranger is a friend
you haven't met yet.
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We've technically met,
haven't we?
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I guess it sort of depends
on definitions of like...
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- Sorry, you had a question.
- Yes.
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This is definitely
a shoe, right?
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Yeah...
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I mean just... I feel like
there's been some sort of
a fundamental mistake.
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I mean, no one else seems
to be wearing them.
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Right.
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Sorry, it's just that I've
never really dressed up
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this smart before,
and I'm feeling a bit...
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Yeah. No, no, no, completely.
That's...
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It's the same for the one out
of She's All That.
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- Look what happened there.
- What did happen there?
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Well, at the start of the film
everyone's like,
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"she's not all that"
and then she pops
this dress on by the end
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and then everyone's kicking themselves,
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'cause they're like,
"Ah, it turns out she was
all that all along!"
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It's a classic.
You've got to watch it.
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Okay.
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I'll put it on my list.
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[chuckles softly]
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[both chuckle softly]
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[gun cocking]
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- [gunshot]
- [birds cawing]
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00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,384
[Nicky] Wow, so this was
taken on their first date?
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Yeah, that's why I wanted this
place to be my first pub.
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I thought it would be nice
to come for a drink
here with Dad.
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Oh, is he coming down?
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Oh, sort of.
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You're leaning on him.
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[gasps] Oh, God!
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God. I... I...
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You don't need to apologize
to him. He's dead.
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- He can't hear you.
- [chuckles]
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You want to ask me, don't you?
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Ask you...
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Why this is my first time
in a pub?
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Or in those shoes?
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Or why the only four films,
I've seen in my life
are Terminator 2,
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Shawshank Redemption,
Home Alone 2 and Braveheart.
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00:11:02,268 --> 00:11:04,050
Yeah, no, I do, actually.
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00:11:05,309 --> 00:11:07,352
I'm afraid I've got some
bad news, Nicky.
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Kim?
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Kim?
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It's your turn to disembowel
dinner when you got a sec.
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Kim?
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[knock at door]
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[Kim] Dear Mum.
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I'm sorry for leaving,
but I knew that you would
try and stop me.
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The thing is,
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I finally feel ready
to try new things.
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Work out what's out there
for me.
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And make things right...
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for Dad.
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For all of us.
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I'm not a little girl anymore.
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I can look after myself, Mum.
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The world is a scary place.
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- [whirring]
- [gasps]
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But it is just like he said
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in that beautiful poem he wrote
for my 21st birthday.
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I've got all my life to live.
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And all my love to give.
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And as long as I know
how to love.
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I know I'll stay alive.
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I will survive, Mum.
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Love, Kim.
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So just to be clear,
the end of the world
is coming tomorrow?
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No. I'm saying it could
be tomorrow,
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but when it does happen,
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the more off grid you are
the better chance you'll have.
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- So how's it gonna happen?
- Nuclear war, probably.
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- Oh.
- But it could be
artificial intelligence.
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Polar ice caps melting.
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00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,242
The next outbreak
of fish measles could
wipe us out entirely.
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I'm sorry? Fish...
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My mum always says
the defining feature
of humanity
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is impatience.
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Even for its own destruction.
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Our mum always says
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that one cheese toastie
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is never enough,
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00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:45,886
but two is always too much.
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[chuckles]
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You're only making
fun of me because
the government is hiding
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how bad it truly is.
If you had any idea--
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No, no.
I am on your side, bro.
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Don't believe their lies, man.
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Like, "Yeah guys.
Shall we just
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get on a spaceship
and go 'to the moon.'"
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00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:05,351
As if, man. One giant leap
for fucking bullshit, mate.
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Okay. All right.
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00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:08,479
So, Kim, you said your mum
told you all this?
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00:14:08,479 --> 00:14:09,738
You think we're wrong then?
220
00:14:10,477 --> 00:14:11,823
Well, no. I'm just saying.
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I think even
if we are all fucked,
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I'd rather take my chances
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00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:16,603
in the real world,
than hide away
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in the middle of nowhere
in a cave.
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It's a hut.
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My mum only makes me sleep
in the cave
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when the bald man comes
to fix the generator.
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00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,637
Yeah, that thing
breaks down a lot.
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[bell dinging]
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What does that mean?
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Okay, fun thought. Let's say
it is the end of the world
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and we all had
two weeks to live.
What would you do?
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Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend
on, like, a roller coaster
or summat.
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- [smirks]
- Nice. Nicky?
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I would write a lot, paint,
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seek out the majesty of nature.
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00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,051
Oh, really?
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00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:01,309
No. I'd eat donuts and try
to have sex with people.
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00:15:02,265 --> 00:15:04,611
That's good, because if no one
wanted to have sex with you,
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00:15:04,611 --> 00:15:06,218
then you could just
use the donuts.
241
00:15:06,218 --> 00:15:07,695
That was my thinking exactly.
242
00:15:07,695 --> 00:15:09,216
All right, go on, Kim,
what about you?
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00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:10,997
Um...
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Sex and donuts
sounds good to me.
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00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:15,081
Well, then there we are
then, guys.
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To the end of the world, baby.
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[indistinct conversation]
248
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,498
Me and Ellie had been
together three years.
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Met at Uni.
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You know how it goes.
251
00:15:46,623 --> 00:15:48,447
I guess it wasn't mutual then?
252
00:15:49,187 --> 00:15:50,272
It was, actually.
253
00:15:50,272 --> 00:15:51,533
It was a mutual decision
254
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,096
between her and her
new boyfriend.
255
00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,835
[both chuckle]
256
00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,137
- [alarm beeping]
- Oh.
257
00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:03,958
Don't you have to take
your pollution pill?
258
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:05,435
What?
259
00:16:07,652 --> 00:16:09,345
You are immunized, I guess.
260
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,561
Did your mum give you
those by any chance?
261
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:13,212
Yeah.
262
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:19,164
I can't believe this your
first trip into civilization.
263
00:16:19,642 --> 00:16:21,163
Like... ever.
264
00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:25,464
Well, I did the supply run
a few times.
265
00:16:26,941 --> 00:16:29,505
But I guess that's just
in and out so...
266
00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:33,154
And why did you
decide to leave now?
267
00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:35,066
I haven't left.
268
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:37,368
I'm going back.
269
00:16:38,585 --> 00:16:41,148
Just felt like now
is a good time to...
270
00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:43,885
cross some things
off my list, I guess.
271
00:16:45,928 --> 00:16:47,752
You and Jay are quite
different then?
272
00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:51,010
Our dad died when we were kids,
273
00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:54,008
so that sort of
brought us together.
274
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,613
I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
275
00:16:58,613 --> 00:16:59,787
That's all right.
276
00:17:00,482 --> 00:17:02,654
He had this
landscaping business.
277
00:17:03,654 --> 00:17:06,955
And me and Jay, we've always
had this plan to...
278
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,780
resurrect it.
279
00:17:09,518 --> 00:17:10,779
But you don't want to?
280
00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:13,950
I studied English at Uni.
281
00:17:15,123 --> 00:17:17,469
I've been offered this
internship in London.
282
00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:19,859
It's gonna break his heart.
283
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:24,942
[typing]
284
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,501
So, how did your dad die?
285
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:35,934
Heart attack.
286
00:17:36,412 --> 00:17:37,497
Yours?
287
00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:09,648
Yeah, same.
288
00:18:13,688 --> 00:18:15,035
He died when I was six.
289
00:18:15,035 --> 00:18:17,903
That's kind of the reason
why me and Mum left
in the first place.
290
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:21,595
It's funny.
291
00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:25,462
My dad died the exact same day
my little cousin was born.
292
00:18:25,984 --> 00:18:28,243
We even passed my aunt
in the hospital.
293
00:18:30,807 --> 00:18:34,021
It's like there's
a finite amount of love
allowed in the world.
294
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,585
Exactly.
295
00:18:38,106 --> 00:18:41,277
And you've got a pour
a bit out to make room
for the next bit.
296
00:18:52,877 --> 00:18:53,963
[Jay] Guys!
297
00:18:53,963 --> 00:18:56,005
Oh, my God!
Come quick!
298
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:58,916
Yo, yo, I'm serious. You lot
need to come right now.
299
00:19:01,914 --> 00:19:04,346
Kim, your mum was right.
It's happening.
300
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:07,302
Dude, it's fucking happening.
301
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:13,296
But it's okay,
'cause I found some
donuts in the kitchen.
302
00:19:13,296 --> 00:19:14,469
[chuckling]
303
00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:18,554
[Kim] Oh, my God!
304
00:19:20,379 --> 00:19:22,030
Is this happening right now?
305
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,811
How did it start?
306
00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:26,678
- Kim, there isn't any--
- Chlorinated chicken...
307
00:19:27,113 --> 00:19:29,545
and climate change.
308
00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:33,716
- Combined.
- Okay, one of us needs
to call the WHO.
309
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:34,889
- The who?
- Exactly.
310
00:19:34,889 --> 00:19:36,844
- What?
- Oh, never mind, I need to go.
311
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,279
- Hold on a second.
- I just don't believe it.
312
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:40,060
You spend your
whole life thinking
the world's gonna end
313
00:19:40,060 --> 00:19:42,102
in the blink of an eye
and then suddenly it is.
314
00:19:42,102 --> 00:19:43,927
Okay, seriously, Kim,
don't worry, there's nothing
actually--
315
00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:47,011
Nicky, this is such
a serious situation.
316
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,444
There's nothing actually what?
317
00:19:48,444 --> 00:19:49,617
There's nothing actually to--
318
00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:55,527
that we can do right now.
319
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,698
You're right.
320
00:20:02,087 --> 00:20:03,955
- This isn't funny.
- It fucking is!
321
00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:05,128
Jay!
322
00:20:05,128 --> 00:20:07,735
It was just a joke
'cause of the whole
sex, doughnuts,
323
00:20:07,735 --> 00:20:10,603
end of the world thing.
I didn't think she would
actually believe it.
324
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:12,644
[door closes]
325
00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:17,988
Whoa.
326
00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:24,158
Kim! Kim!
327
00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:26,894
Get in the car.
328
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,240
Don't worry, Dad.
There's enough time.
329
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,320
[Jay] Where the hell
is she going anyway?
330
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,363
[Nicky] Just shut up
and follow her.
331
00:21:19,552 --> 00:21:20,637
Kim!
332
00:21:22,288 --> 00:21:24,504
Kim! Kim!
333
00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:28,370
I can't believe
she actually fell for it.
334
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,891
She's probably never seen
the internet before.
335
00:21:30,891 --> 00:21:32,541
Of course, she fell for it.
336
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,366
Why didn't she realize
on the drive over?
337
00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,191
Because it's the middle
of the night,
338
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:39,015
even if it was true no fucker
would be awake to see it.
339
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,753
Stop worrying, man.
340
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:43,620
Look, whoever she's gone
in there to see
341
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,706
will tell her that it's a joke,
and that's that.
342
00:21:45,706 --> 00:21:46,879
What's the problem?
343
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,711
I had the chance to say
something and I didn't...
344
00:22:37,711 --> 00:22:39,188
She's gonna think
I'm a right dick.
345
00:22:39,188 --> 00:22:40,709
It was just a little joke.
346
00:22:40,709 --> 00:22:42,142
She's gonna think
it's hilarious.
347
00:22:42,142 --> 00:22:45,140
- Is she though?
- Look, even if she doesn't,
348
00:22:45,444 --> 00:22:47,313
what's the worst
that can happen?
349
00:22:54,481 --> 00:22:55,567
[whistles]
350
00:22:55,567 --> 00:22:56,740
[silenced gunshot]
351
00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:03,344
Trust me.
352
00:23:04,213 --> 00:23:05,864
Everything's gonna be fine.
353
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:08,167
[sighs]
354
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,035
Yeah, I guess you're right.
355
00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:14,031
[sighs]
356
00:24:20,721 --> 00:24:21,938
Ian!
357
00:24:23,111 --> 00:24:25,066
Was that you playing
silly bollocks downstairs?
358
00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:28,325
Ian!
359
00:24:36,102 --> 00:24:37,188
Ian!
360
00:24:40,098 --> 00:24:41,185
Hello, Jimmy.
361
00:24:43,140 --> 00:24:44,443
Remember me?
362
00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:50,005
Um...
363
00:24:50,005 --> 00:24:51,916
["Cheer Up London" playing]
364
00:24:51,916 --> 00:24:54,914
♪ You're dead, already
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
365
00:24:54,914 --> 00:25:03,472
♪ Dead, already
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
366
00:25:03,472 --> 00:25:06,428
♪ Dead, already, dead ♪
367
00:25:07,557 --> 00:25:08,730
♪ Dead ♪
368
00:25:14,726 --> 00:25:16,811
♪ Cheer up, London ♪
369
00:25:19,461 --> 00:25:23,154
Thank you, good night,
see ya!
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