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[birds chirping]
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["Stayin' Alive" playing]
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♪ You can tell
By the way I use my walk ♪
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♪ I'm a woman's man
No time to talk ♪
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♪ Music loud and women warm ♪
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♪ I've been kicked around
Since I was born ♪
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♪ It's alright, it's okay ♪
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♪ You may look the other way ♪
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♪ We can try to understand ♪
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♪ The New York Times'
Effect on man ♪
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♪ Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother ♪
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♪ You're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Feel the city breaking
And everybody shaking, people ♪
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♪ Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive... ♪
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Can I have some breakfast, please?
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It's three quid
for a cup of coffee
and a bacon sandwich.
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And obviously,
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if you wanted it heated up
it's another tenner.
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Oh. Okay.
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That's the orange ones, right?
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[chuckles]
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And it's another tenner
to park your Jeep.
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Of course. Uh...
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- There you go.
- [laughs]
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Excuse me, love?
You do realize he's taking th--
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Uh, why don't you go
to the bathroom, Mandy?
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Use the big mirror, eh?
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You can put lipstick
on a pig, Mand.
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It's still a pig!
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Yeah, yeah, fuck off.
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[both laughing]
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May I use your bathroom?
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Of course, you can, darling!
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Ten pounds.
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Can I help?
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Why do you work for a man who
speaks to you like that?
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No idea, darling.
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But it's probably
the same reason
I married the bastard.
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Why do you stay
married to a man
who doesn't love you?
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You're weird.
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Are you foreign or summat?
You don't sound foreign.
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Sort of.
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Can I have some of that?
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[sighs]
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Just have the lot, darling.
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It's cheap shit anyway.
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And listen.
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That fella of mine
just stole from you.
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You do know that, don't you?
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[sighs]
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You can be a right arsehole
sometimes, Carl, you know th--
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[groaning]
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What he fuck?
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Oi! Stop!
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Is everything okay?
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Not really, no!
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[breathing heavily]
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You forgot your bacon sarnie.
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That's okay, Mandy.
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I've had enough pig
for one day.
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Argh! Ow...
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Oh, God, that got me
right in the eye!
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You know what,
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if it's all right with you,
I will have that sandwich. Just...
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The pig line came to me
and I just kind of rolled
with it
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but I really am
quite starving so...
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Thanks so much,
that's really nice of you.
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See you.
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[engine sputtering]
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Oh, just warming
the old girl up.
[chuckles]
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Here we go.
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Ooh, oh. [chuckles]
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["Staying Alive"
continues playing]
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♪ Life's goin' nowhere
Somebody help me ♪
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm goin' nowhere ♪
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
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[waves splashing]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Jay] Look,
all I'm saying is, Nick,
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you've never been very good
with women, have you?
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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Well, you've just
been dumped, kid.
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Yeah, by someone
I was with for three years.
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I'm not having a go, mate.
I'm just saying that
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when it comes to girls,
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you've always been
a duck out of water.
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- What? So,
completely fine then?
- Eh?
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Ducks are amphibious, Jay,
so they're completely fine
in or out of water.
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- Bullshit.
- What do you mean "bullshit"?
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This is what
I'm talking about, bro.
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No one cares about all of your
University bullshit.
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We literally learn that
in year two, Jay.
That's not even junior school.
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Okay, look. The point is,
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no matter how clever
you think you are,
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you're never gonna get anywhere
'cause you've got shit clothes.
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- Right.
- A shit haircut.
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- Okay.
- And a dick like
a burst balloon.
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I've got a perfectly
average-sized penis, Jay!
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[laughing]
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- Okay. Do you want to
get over Ellie?
- Not really.
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Do you want to prove that
you're the big man?
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- Obviously not.
- Okay, then you have to speak
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to the next woman
who walks in this pub.
Whoever they are.
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I literally said "no"
to both those things.
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-'Cause you want me to say it?
- No.
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- I'm gonna.
- Don't.
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- I will say it.
- Don't say it.
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- I shall say it.
- Please, don't.
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- I'm gonna say it.
- I'd rather you didn't.
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You're my little bro and...
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[sighs]
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I love you!
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[scats]
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And I want you to have
some fun. All right?
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- [clicks tongue]
- No! This is not
non-negotiable.
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You mean it is non-negotiable.
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What?
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Don't worry.
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Whoa, whoa, here we go.
Bro, bro, bro,
look, look, look.
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Welcome, my friend,
to the woman of your dreams.
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[thunderclap]
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- [gasps]
- [glass breaking]
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- I am so sorry.
- [men laughing]
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I will get you another one
at the bar.
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Ooh, ooh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
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Ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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- [chuckles softly]
- [barman] You all right?
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- [sighs]
- [whispering] Now, now, now...
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- [Kim] Can I have
a glass of cider?
- [barman] Sure.
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And whatever
the angry looking man
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behind me was drinking.
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Thank you.
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- [whispering indistinctly]
- [grunts]
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Can I ask you something?
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Yes! Yeah, fire away, amigo.
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Not amigo. Just friend.
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Not that we're friends.
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Although they do say
a stranger is a friend
you haven't met yet.
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We've technically met,
haven't we?
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I guess it sort of depends
on definitions of like...
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- Sorry, you had a question.
- Yes.
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This is definitely
a shoe, right?
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Yeah...
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I mean just... I feel like
there's been some sort of
a fundamental mistake.
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I mean, no one else seems
to be wearing them.
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Right.
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Sorry, it's just that I've
never really dressed up
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this smart before,
and I'm feeling a bit...
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Yeah. No, no, no, completely.
That's...
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It's the same for the one out
of She's All That.
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- Look what happened there.
- What did happen there?
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Well, at the start of the film
everyone's like,
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"she's not all that"
and then she pops
this dress on by the end
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and then everyone's kicking themselves,
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'cause they're like,
"Ah, it turns out she was
all that all along!"
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It's a classic.
You've got to watch it.
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Okay.
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I'll put it on my list.
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[chuckles softly]
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[both chuckle softly]
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[gun cocking]
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- [gunshot]
- [birds cawing]
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[Nicky] Wow, so this was
taken on their first date?
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Yeah, that's why I wanted this
place to be my first pub.
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I thought it would be nice
to come for a drink
here with Dad.
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Oh, is he coming down?
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Oh, sort of.
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You're leaning on him.
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[gasps] Oh, God!
I'm so... I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God. I... I...
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You don't need to apologize
to him. He's dead.
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- He can't hear you.
- [chuckles]
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You want to ask me, don't you?
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Ask you...
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Why this is my first time
in a pub?
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Or in those shoes?
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Or why the only four films,
I've seen in my life
are Terminator 2,
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Shawshank Redemption,
Home Alone 2 and Braveheart.
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Yeah, no, I do, actually.
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I'm afraid I've got some
bad news, Nicky.
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Kim?
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Kim?
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It's your turn to disembowel
dinner when you got a sec.
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Kim?
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[knock at door]
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[Kim] Dear Mum.
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I'm sorry for leaving,
but I knew that you would
try and stop me.
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The thing is,
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I finally feel ready
to try new things.
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Work out what's out there
for me.
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And make things right...
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for Dad.
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For all of us.
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I'm not a little girl anymore.
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I can look after myself, Mum.
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The world is a scary place.
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- [whirring]
- [gasps]
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But it is just like he said
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in that beautiful poem he wrote
for my 21st birthday.
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I've got all my life to live.
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And all my love to give.
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And as long as I know
how to love.
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I know I'll stay alive.
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I will survive, Mum.
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Love, Kim.
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So just to be clear,
the end of the world
is coming tomorrow?
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No. I'm saying it could
be tomorrow,
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but when it does happen,
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the more off grid you are
the better chance you'll have.
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- So how's it gonna happen?
- Nuclear war, probably.
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- Oh.
- But it could be
artificial intelligence.
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Polar ice caps melting.
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The next outbreak
of fish measles could
wipe us out entirely.
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I'm sorry? Fish...
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My mum always says
the defining feature
of humanity
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is impatience.
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Even for its own destruction.
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Our mum always says
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that one cheese toastie
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is never enough,
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but two is always too much.
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[chuckles]
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You're only making
fun of me because
the government is hiding
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how bad it truly is.
If you had any idea--
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No, no.
I am on your side, bro.
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Don't believe their lies, man.
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Like, "Yeah guys.
Shall we just
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get on a spaceship
and go 'to the moon.'"
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As if, man. One giant leap
for fucking bullshit, mate.
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Okay. All right.
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So, Kim, you said your mum
told you all this?
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You think we're wrong then?
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Well, no. I'm just saying.
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I think even
if we are all fucked,
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I'd rather take my chances
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in the real world,
than hide away
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in the middle of nowhere
in a cave.
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It's a hut.
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My mum only makes me sleep
in the cave
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when the bald man comes
to fix the generator.
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Yeah, that thing
breaks down a lot.
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[bell dinging]
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What does that mean?
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Okay, fun thought. Let's say
it is the end of the world
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and we all had
two weeks to live.
What would you do?
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Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend
on, like, a roller coaster
or summat.
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- [smirks]
- Nice. Nicky?
251
00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:38,318
I would write a lot, paint,
252
00:14:38,318 --> 00:14:39,918
seek out the majesty of nature.
253
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,038
Oh, really?
254
00:14:41,038 --> 00:14:44,038
No. I'd eat donuts and try
to have sex with people.
255
00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:47,078
That's good, because if no one
wanted to have sex with you,
256
00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:48,558
then you could just
use the donuts.
257
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:49,918
That was my thinking exactly.
258
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,318
All right, go on, Kim,
what about you?
259
00:14:51,918 --> 00:14:52,958
Um...
260
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,398
Sex and donuts
sounds good to me.
261
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:56,718
Well, then there we are
then, guys.
262
00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,158
To the end of the world, baby.
263
00:15:02,158 --> 00:15:04,678
[indistinct conversation]
264
00:15:17,198 --> 00:15:19,199
Me and Ellie had been
together three years.
265
00:15:20,398 --> 00:15:21,558
Met at Uni.
266
00:15:22,158 --> 00:15:23,398
You know how it goes.
267
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,438
I guess it wasn't mutual then?
268
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:29,118
It was, actually.
269
00:15:29,118 --> 00:15:30,278
It was a mutual decision
270
00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,718
between her and her
new boyfriend.
271
00:15:31,718 --> 00:15:33,318
[both chuckle]
272
00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:35,438
- [alarm beeping]
- Oh.
273
00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,718
Don't you have to take
your pollution pill?
274
00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:43,078
What?
275
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,678
You are immunized, I guess.
276
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,718
Did your mum give you
those by any chance?
277
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,238
Yeah.
278
00:15:52,478 --> 00:15:55,718
I can't believe this your
first trip into civilization.
279
00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:57,558
Like... ever.
280
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:01,518
Well, I did the supply run
a few times.
281
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,238
But I guess that's just
in and out so...
282
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,598
And why did you
decide to leave now?
283
00:16:09,358 --> 00:16:10,358
I haven't left.
284
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:12,478
I'm going back.
285
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,958
Just felt like now
is a good time to...
286
00:16:16,478 --> 00:16:18,478
cross some things
off my list, I guess.
287
00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,038
You and Jay are quite
different then?
288
00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:25,038
Our dad died when we were kids,
289
00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:27,798
so that sort of
brought us together.
290
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:32,038
I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
291
00:16:32,038 --> 00:16:33,118
That's all right.
292
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,758
He had this
landscaping business.
293
00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:39,718
And me and Jay, we've always
had this plan to...
294
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:41,398
resurrect it.
295
00:16:42,078 --> 00:16:43,238
But you don't want to?
296
00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:46,158
I studied English at Uni.
297
00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,398
I've been offered this
internship in London.
298
00:16:49,838 --> 00:16:51,598
It's gonna break his heart.
299
00:16:54,798 --> 00:16:56,278
[typing]
300
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:04,158
So, how did your dad die?
301
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,398
Heart attack.
302
00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:07,838
Yours?
303
00:17:36,398 --> 00:17:37,438
Yeah, same.
304
00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:42,398
He died when I was six.
305
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:45,038
That's kind of the reason
why me and Mum left
in the first place.
306
00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,438
It's funny.
307
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,998
My dad died the exact same day
my little cousin was born.
308
00:17:52,478 --> 00:17:54,558
We even passed my aunt
in the hospital.
309
00:17:56,918 --> 00:17:59,878
It's like there's
a finite amount of love
allowed in the world.
310
00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:02,238
Exactly.
311
00:18:03,638 --> 00:18:06,558
And you've got a pour
a bit out to make room
for the next bit.
312
00:18:17,238 --> 00:18:18,238
[Jay] Guys!
313
00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:20,118
Oh, my God!
Come quick!
314
00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:22,798
Yo, yo, I'm serious. You lot
need to come right now.
315
00:18:25,558 --> 00:18:27,798
Kim, your mum was right.
It's happening.
316
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,518
Dude, it's fucking happening.
317
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,038
But it's okay,
'cause I found some
donuts in the kitchen.
318
00:18:36,038 --> 00:18:37,118
[chuckling]
319
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,878
[Kim] Oh, my God!
320
00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:44,078
Is this happening right now?
321
00:18:44,598 --> 00:18:45,718
How did it start?
322
00:18:45,718 --> 00:18:48,357
- Kim, there isn't any--
- Chlorinated chicken...
323
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,998
and climate change.
324
00:18:52,158 --> 00:18:54,838
- Combined.
- Okay, one of us needs
to call the WHO.
325
00:18:54,838 --> 00:18:55,918
- The who?
- Exactly.
326
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,718
- What?
- Oh, never mind, I need to go.
327
00:18:57,718 --> 00:18:59,038
- Hold on a second.
- I just don't believe it.
328
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,678
You spend your
whole life thinking
the world's gonna end
329
00:19:00,678 --> 00:19:02,558
in the blink of an eye
and then suddenly it is.
330
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,238
Okay, seriously, Kim,
don't worry, there's nothing
actually--
331
00:19:04,238 --> 00:19:07,078
Nicky, this is such
a serious situation.
332
00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:08,398
There's nothing actually what?
333
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,477
There's nothing actually to--
334
00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:14,918
that we can do right now.
335
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:16,918
You're right.
336
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,678
- This isn't funny.
- It fucking is!
337
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:23,758
Jay!
338
00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:26,158
It was just a joke
'cause of the whole
sex, doughnuts,
339
00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:28,798
end of the world thing.
I didn't think she would
actually believe it.
340
00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:30,678
[door closes]
341
00:19:34,598 --> 00:19:35,598
Whoa.
342
00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,278
Kim! Kim!
343
00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:43,798
Get in the car.
344
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:45,957
Don't worry, Dad.
There's enough time.
345
00:19:52,718 --> 00:19:54,317
[Jay] Where the hell
is she going anyway?
346
00:19:54,317 --> 00:19:56,198
[Nicky] Just shut up
and follow her.
347
00:20:32,278 --> 00:20:33,277
Kim!
348
00:20:34,797 --> 00:20:36,837
Kim! Kim!
349
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,397
I can't believe
she actually fell for it.
350
00:20:40,397 --> 00:20:42,718
She's probably never seen
the internet before.
351
00:20:42,718 --> 00:20:44,237
Of course, she fell for it.
352
00:20:44,237 --> 00:20:45,918
Why didn't she realize
on the drive over?
353
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,598
Because it's the middle
of the night,
354
00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:50,198
even if it was true no fucker
would be awake to see it.
355
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:52,718
Stop worrying, man.
356
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,438
Look, whoever she's gone
in there to see
357
00:20:54,438 --> 00:20:56,358
will tell her that it's a joke,
and that's that.
358
00:20:56,358 --> 00:20:57,438
What's the problem?
359
00:21:42,038 --> 00:21:44,238
I had the chance to say
something and I didn't...
360
00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:45,598
She's gonna think
I'm a right dick.
361
00:21:45,598 --> 00:21:46,998
It was just a little joke.
362
00:21:46,998 --> 00:21:48,317
She's gonna think
it's hilarious.
363
00:21:48,317 --> 00:21:51,078
- Is she though?
- Look, even if she doesn't,
364
00:21:51,358 --> 00:21:53,078
what's the worst
that can happen?
365
00:21:59,677 --> 00:22:00,678
[whistles]
366
00:22:00,678 --> 00:22:01,757
[silenced gunshot]
367
00:22:06,837 --> 00:22:07,838
Trust me.
368
00:22:08,638 --> 00:22:10,158
Everything's gonna be fine.
369
00:22:11,278 --> 00:22:12,278
[sighs]
370
00:22:12,278 --> 00:22:13,998
Yeah, I guess you're right.
371
00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:12,917
[sighs]
372
00:23:19,077 --> 00:23:20,197
Ian!
373
00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:23,077
Was that you playing
silly bollocks downstairs?
374
00:23:24,997 --> 00:23:26,077
Ian!
375
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,238
Ian!
376
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:37,918
Hello, Jimmy.
377
00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:40,917
Remember me?
378
00:23:43,598 --> 00:23:46,038
Um...
379
00:23:46,038 --> 00:23:47,798
["Cheer Up London" playing]
380
00:23:47,798 --> 00:23:50,558
♪ You're dead, already
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
381
00:23:50,558 --> 00:23:58,437
♪ Dead, already
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
382
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,158
♪ Dead, already, dead ♪
383
00:24:02,198 --> 00:24:03,277
♪ Dead ♪
384
00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:10,718
♪ Cheer up, London ♪
385
00:24:13,157 --> 00:24:16,557
Thank you, good night,
see ya!
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