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SEX FOR REAL

Time.

Hey, where the hell do you think you're going?

I better take a look at my passengers.

- Oh, fuck them. - Look who's talking.

This film is not a report - it is not based on any facts.

We also don't believe that flight attendants behave as this film shows.

- Nobody in there needs you. - Well, there's no point in changing horses.

That's right.

Ladies and gentlemen, we will be landing in Zurich in a few minutes.

Please fasten your seat belts. Please refrain from smoking.

The captain and crew wish you a pleasant stay in Switzerland.

Beautiful girl.

Sir, you've had your eye on me ever since we left New York on this transatlantic flight.

How about we meet up sometime and blow up a storm, huh?

Do you mind if I take this seat?

- Are you traveling alone? - Yes, I am traveling.

And, um... when are you going back to New York?

I'm off for the next 48 hours.

I don't suppose it will come out, will it?

Oh, not unless you meet some millionaire.

And, um... lie down?

It depends.

- If he's a millionaire? - Well, it's not just that.

O n�vel actual � 375.

I imagine that a girl like you, who travels a lot,

You must be picky about the men you date, right?

The men I like most are those who have very great qualities.

Well, I guess I can send comparison while I try.

- I have nothing to lose, so why not? - Very well. Welcome.

All clear on runway 37R.

The current wind is 265 degrees 10 knots.

Is there anything more delightful than breakfast for two,

on the terrace of a hotel in Switzerland?

- And what a morning. - Beautiful, isn't it?

Whenever I stop thinking about computers,

I feel like a newborn baby.

That's exactly how I feel when I drink a cup of Swiss coffee.

Well, just wait until I have you in my arms.

You know, I think I can teach you a thing or two.

- Have you ever been loved by a Swiss before? - I'm looking forward to it.

You know what you want, don't you?

Don't you think it's time you started calling me Jenny?

But of course.

And please start calling me by my first name. My name is Peter.

As for us, we are wasting time talking.

In my opinion, 48 hours can be used to do more interesting things.

than chatting on a hotel terrace.

I've been standing since we left the States

and I'm dying to go to bed.

I can't wait either.

- You certainly chose a good hotel. - I'm glad you like it.

You know, some men are just so hopelessly old-fashioned.

and continue to try to seduce a girl.

Jesus, I'm exhausted. Come on, let's call it a day.

- A wonderful suggestion. - Okay, let's go.

I asked for adjoining rooms. I hope you don't mind.

Nothing, I actually prefer it.

- See you later, love. - I can't wait.

Boy, she's got some hot panties.

Oh yes.

Well, what is this? The doors are not locked.

Darling, I'm in seventh heaven.

Well, don't forget to come back to earth again.

There's a lot of light here.

Let's see if I can cope with the climate you're in.

It's better.

Now let me see, do we need anything else?

Hum...

Put this here.

Humm, humm.

Well, let's go then.

It's good to get out of these things.

Now, where is my handkerchief?

Here it is.

Ah, yes. This is good.

Dim lights and soft music should solve the problem.

Hmm, hmm. Hopelessly old-fashioned. Hmm.

Well, we'll see.

Oh, yes. Something to drink.

Hmm, is it from room service?

Oh, um, could you please bring two bottles of your finest French champagne?

to room 425 and a glass?

Oh, I mean a bottle and two glasses, of course.

Yes, French, please.

You know what, Father O?

I think I'll take a quick shower before I go and wish you sweet dreams.

and give him a kiss goodnight.

Okay, sugar?

- Humm, humm? - Humm, humm.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

You know, this trip to romantic Switzerland is starting with a big bang.

It's not every day that a girl is treated like a queen.

She will make it.

The minute I saw her on that plane, I had a feeling she was easy to get.

She looks like a kitten, but she's a huge nymphomaniac.

I'll show her what a real man looks like.

She has a beautiful body.

Your skin is smooth as silk.

She smells really good. Well, I'm not a millionaire,

but I think I'm man enough to satisfy this girl.

How far can I go before she starts crying for help?

You like this, don't you, dear?

Come on, kitten, turn around.

Yes, that's right, you're a good girl. Beautiful.

I wonder what she would say if she knew I was just a traveling salesman.

Hey, Peter, do you live in this city?

I mean, you took these hotel rooms just because of me?

I don't care if you're married or anything,

but frankly I don't know anything about you, do I?

I wonder what she would say if I told the truth,

that what I do is travel the world selling Swiss cuckoo clocks, just imagine.

But that's not what really interests her.

She's just out to have fun, and I'm giving her that.

As a European man, we can ask him a dozen questions,

but it is too important to answer.

The shower is wonderful.

You have no idea how hard we girls work. It's very tiring.

Tiring?

Oh, yes, I can imagine.

Yes, it is tiring too.

Then you can sleep.

Sleep.

You know what I think? That you're a vain bastard.

�? Hum?

- Yes please. - Champagne, ma'am.

Come in. Please bring him to my room.

Yes, ma'am.

Your husband fell asleep, I see.

It's a shame, because this is an extra special bottle of champagne.

Is there anything else I can do for you, ma'am?

Let me think.

Hum. Now.

I mean, if there's any extra service I can do, just say so, ma'am.

Anything.

- I think I'd better leave now. - As you wish, ma'am.

Anything you want, ma'am.

Well, anyone would think we were in gay Paris.

The girl of my dreams.

Hello. You're American, right?

- Are you Swiss? - Yes, I am.

- How do you know where I'm from? - I studied in the United States.

So that's why you speak English very well.

Now that we have been informally introduced,

What do you think about me showing you the city?

�ptimo.

Oh well, wait until dusk, then the city is all lit up.

With you by my side, any city would be paradise.

This is the monument of Hans Waldman.

He was an evil mayor whom the people of Zurich beheaded.

Let's go this way. I want to show you the old town.

Okay.

And now I'm going to show you someone very close to my heart. Mm-humm?

Humm, humm.

She is a lovely lady who I visit daily.

There she is. I call her Christina because she is the queen of my heart.

I'm madly cemented.

This is our lake.

- Are you enjoying yourself? - Completely.

Well, Prince Charming, I sure was lucky to have found you.

How can I be grateful for this beautiful day?

Oh, don't worry. I have something in mind.

You wouldn't dare take advantage of a poor, defenseless girl, would you?

No, unless she wants to. Do you want me to take it off?

I'm thirsty.

Please, darling, take me in your arms.

Please, please take me.

I can't take it.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Captain Miller and the crew would like to welcome you aboard

and wish you a very pleasant flight to New York City.

The flight time will be approximately 6 hours and we will do our best

so that they feel comfortable.

My name is Jenny Morris.

Please feel free to call me at any time.

If there's anything you'd like me to do for you, okay?

Refreshments will be served shortly after take-off.

Thanks.

After Copenhagen, I'm looking forward to Rome.

It rained all the time there. Can you imagine? What was Zurich like?

Great. I could write a book.

I hope the boss doesn't change his mind about me going to Rome.

I want to throw some coins into the Trevi Fountain.

Also, Marge keeps talking about the men there.

Oh, those delicate ones. And Lord Fauntleroy's.

- Hello, girls. - Hello.

- I heard we're all flying to Rome. - I know.

See you later.

I know.

I asked the boss to let me fly to Rome with him.

So this is the state of things.

Well, I don't blame you. He's a handsome bastard.

He knows I'm crazy about him.

Dear, don't think that you are the only one.

Oh, don't be silly. I know how much of a Romeo David is.

He is a great lover. My blessings, dear.

- That's what they say. - Have you tried to seduce Lord Fauntleroy?

Robert? Don't you know what's up with that boy, Gay's Pink Ink?

He's the talk of the entire airport.

Everyone knows he carries a torch for David.

- He makes no secret of it. - Seriously?

And why do you think girls like Robert so much?

He must be suffering much more than us,

but we all sympathize with him because we are all in the same boat.

Oh, uh, do you have any plans for Rome?

- I think I'll show Frances around town. - That is, if you take Jenny away from me.

Eu?

Oh come on. Jenny is a wonderful girl. She likes you.

You might even find her company wonderful.

Do me a favor, will you?

I just don't understand what you see in Frances.

Well, you have to admit she's pretty.

Well, she's certainly not my cup of tea.

- There's something about her that's very vulgar. - She has a thing for pilots.

Great. Good to know.

I'll do it with Frances and you with Jenny, okay?

I'm a sucker for you.

What?

Who is the one who is always playing with the stewardesses?

Oh, you know I just play with them.

You don't need to be angry.

Now tell me, did you have a date with a Roman boy?

Oh, stop it. You know I never talk about my dates.

I like this.

That's against the regulations, sir.

Regulations apply to passengers only.

On the other hand, this is nothing new to you. I am the captain of this plane.

I'm the boss, no matter what you say.

Is there anything I can do for you, boss?

Uh, that reminds me of a bride.

The morning after the wedding, the exhausted bride says:

"Please make some coffee, dear."

Or maybe you can't do that either. Not bad, huh?

I think I'll go back and tell the passengers this.

I don't care.

I finally managed to clean up my papers.

But where are Robert and Jenny?

- I thought they were still with you. - No!

- I don't know where they are. - You and I will stay together.

That's fine by me.

This taxi appears to be free. Free?

- Yes, yes. - Come on, he's ours.

- Come in first. - Okay.

It's your first trip to Rome, Robert told me.

That's right.

Well, I'm just what you need to get to know the city.

- Oh, I'm dead tired. - Oh, you're not that tired.

People don't come to Rome to sleep. It's a place for a good time.

Besides, you are with me.

Hmm, I'm not so sure I'll be safe alone with you.

Oh, I'm not as bad as my reputation.

I can prove it to you if you insist.

I'll be your faithful guide from now on, okay?

- Do you like that walkway over there? - Yes.

It's as modern as anything in the United States.

Not bad.

I'll make sure you like Rome.

And if you don't like it, I'll fly you to the United States for free.

Messalina loved the Colosseum.

She hit her head against those same rocks before being fed to the lions.

- It can't be. - This is the way to the amphitheater.

They say that Messalina visited the brothels after the games and performed feats there

that even the gladiators envied her.

After making love to a dozen guards, three or more coachmen,

all the athletes and gladiators she got,

and finally, her husband, the divine Claudius,

she would return to her quarters and lie awake,

suffering under the torment of their sexual desires.

David, something tells me you're letting your imagination run wild.

What makes you say that?

I thought you would like this part of my story more.

David, the only thing I know is that Messalina lived,

loved and died before the Colosseum was even built.

I had a feeling you knew more about her than I did.

- Where did they keep the wild animals? - There in the square ditches.

Come on, let's go.

Three days in Rome is certainly not enough.

- There's still a lot to see. - I thought you were tired.

Porqu�?

Why are the Spanish Steps called Spanish Steps?

Well, everyone knows that. Besides, the Spanish Steps were built in 1721.

and has a total of 197 steps.

- Is your information reliable? - Ah, nothing but true.

Don't you believe me?

Of course, but I'll count them myself, even though I believe you.

Weren't you tired?

Oh, turns out there are 137.

Hey, what's going on? I thought you had never been to Rome.

Oh, how many are there?

Ah, I decided to stop counting and believe you.

That's what I call a smart girl.

- My first spaghetti in Italy. - Sure, they're long, aren't they?

Isn't it a shame Jenny and Lord Fauntleroy aren't here with us?

- What are they doing? - Hmm, who cares?

You're here with me, and that's all that should matter.

Let's toast. We'll both do well.

- Okay, cheers. - To you.

- Where am I? - Well, well, finally.

I hate to disappoint you, dear, but you're with me.

What? Jenny? Oh my God.

Yes, it wasn't easy to get him here, believe me.

You don't hold your drinks very well.

It was that new waiter's fault.

He must have thought the wine was water.

You two think the same things, dear.

Can you tell me you had the audacity to take all my stuff?

Robert, my love, look closer and you will see that it is all still there.

You are being ungrateful.

If I hadn't brought you here, that waiter would have taken you with everything you have.

And the way you behaved was shameful.

Jenny, I'm so embarrassed. Don't tell David.

But the waiter was very cute, if a little macho.

What big hands he had.

How scandalous if he had been caught here in my room.

Hey, this is my room and my bed.

- What? - Yes, yes.

You also seem to ignore another important fact.

I'm sitting here with nothing and I can't stay here forever, love.

And I certainly don't want to catch a cold here.

Well, put something on and go for a long walk.

What should I do for you to get a hint?

I don't understand why we all like you.

I think I'll have to take the initiative.

Move, baby. You are about to learn the facts of life.

Come to mother, dear.

- Stop it, Jenny. - Nothing will happen to you.

This is ridiculous.

I just want to see if it tickles Jenny, please.

No, Jenny, you don't know what you're doing.

- You silly goose. - What will people say if they hear us?

Come here. Stop.

- Think about your reputation. - Well, think about yours.

- Come on, stop it. - No.

- It won't hurt. - Help.

Well, Frances, here's to Rome.

Here you are at the same table with a powerful male,

and you continue to complain about our little Lord Fauntleroy.

I just don't get it, damn it.

You already have enough girlfriends. Don't be jealous.

Who is jealous?

- Hey, this is spaghetti, and you're eating it like this... - I like to eat spaghetti like this.

- What's the difference? - No, I try to eat it like the locals.

I've never met a woman who complained so much about me.

Ah, you'll get used to it.

Ah.

At that time,

political prisoners were poisoned or thrown from the top of Castel D'Angelo.

- They reached this point. - How terrible.

From the balustrade up there, it's a steep drop down to here.

I don't think I would have enjoyed life in those days.

- Cigarette? - No, thanks. My stomach is already churning.

Well, I'll have to do something to cheer you up again, okay?

I know what you can do.

Run to the top and jump for me.

N�o.

I have something else in mind.

Ah, Dave.

I think this time I'll like Rome more than usual.

How sweet.

But how am I going to keep all the other girls away from you for the next two days?

Throwing them out of the fortress.

The most beautiful fountain in all of Italy.

It is also a favorite in the world of cinema.

Do you remember when Anita Eckford got into it?

Well, this is one of the reasons I was looking forward to Rome.

- David, can you give me 3 coins, please? - Yes, of course.

3 coins in the fountain are important.

I did this my first time in Rome and I keep going back.

With left hand over right shoulder.

- Like this? - Right.

Don't think I'm done here. Now go.

Hey, now wait a minute. Come back. You can't do that.

Now, for example, please behave yourself.

Anything Anita Eckford can do, I can do better.

What will these people think? Now come on.

I want to show you more of Rome.

Just because you lost your mind doesn't mean I have to lose it too.

Come on, you coward. Let's go swimming. David.

You don't know what you're doing.

- N�o �s a Anita Eckford. - A �gua est� �ptima.

Plus, she got paid to do it.

You have already done your grace.

Now, come on. Let's get out of here before the police come and arrest you.

Let's go straight to the hotel to get you out of those wet clothes. Come on.

That's what I thought, stupid.

I may not be as pretty as Anita Eckford, but I'm smarter.

Goodbye, gentlemen.

- Please, ma'am. - Thank you, sir.

- This is what a driver is, you guys? - How much is it?

- Yes, 150. - Here, that's it.

- Thank you. - Let's go.

David, can't you wait to take me upstairs?

- Shut up. - Okay, I'll go.

- You're not ashamed to be seen with me, are you? - Frances, don't make a joke out of this.

Stop it.

Good afternoon.

The key to the 207, please.

- Yes, sir. - Hurry.

Oh, but that's terrible.

I thought it wasn't raining.

Maybe I'm all wet, but so are you.

I must ask you to take off your wet clothes at once.

Okay.

Frances, not here on the hotel wall. You... you wouldn't dare.

- Oh, I couldn't do it, could I? - This is the last straw.

Frances, I'm beginning to think I let you drink too much wine.

You don't know what you're doing.

Yes sir.

Well, sir, I hope you are satisfied now.

Frances, this is a first class hotel.

This is for you. Take it.

Frances, enough.

Wait until I get my hands on you.

Come on, give me that key.

George, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Yes my dear.

Signorina, my wife will be very angry if I take this home.

- Frances, look what you've done. - It's too small for her.

Put all your strength into it.

Come on, hurry up. The last one to get to bed is a donkey.

Move over, junior. The air express is passing by.

It's a long way to Tipperary.

Careful.

Put that on my tab.

No one will ever believe me.

Oh, mi�da.

I'm out of breath!

Tell me something. Is this my room or your room?

What difference does it make whose room it is?

It interests me.

I want to make it clear that you entered my room and not the other way around.

How do you like that?

I was the one who saved you from the wrath of all those people down there.

The handsome bearded gentleman didn't seem very angry to me, dear.

And the receptionist?

I did nothing more than what he told me to do, my friend.

Since when do you listen to other people?

You're as stubborn as a Kentucky mule.

Well, I'm off duty now and I don't need to take orders from you.

- I'm not forcing you to do anything. - Please forgive me.

Hum?

Now that's a woman for you.

You get everything hot and bothered, then leave at the crucial moment.

I'll be done in a minute, honey. I want to take a shower.

Make yourself comfortable.

Feel free.

Make us a nice cold drink as soon as you get out, okay?

Okay.

Haven't you had enough water for the day?

I'm beginning to think you're insatiable in everything you do.

Humm, humm!

I thought so.

You know, you're a lucky girl.

What do you mean?

Do you have any idea how many women would come running at the snap of my fingers?

Hum.

Dozens.

And here I am, eager to go and alone.

Can't you hurry up a little? I'm getting desperate.

Hold your horses, friend. I'm going out now.

A little patience won't hurt you, David.

Ah, let's change the subject.

You know, I wanted to let Robert take me wherever he goes when he's in Rome.

Ah, ah! I bet that would have been funny.

And then, I was going to suggest that we go to a brothel together.

Ah, ah! Can you imagine that?

He goes to a brothel with me.

He probably passed out on the spot.

But you can say what you want. He's a nice guy and a very good co-pilot.

I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.

How are he and Jenny getting along?

Ol�, Frances.

- David. - Hum?

Frances, you know, it was a wonderful day.

Hum.

Well, we still have a minute to change our minds.

Well, let's hurry up before you change yours.

My God, David, no one will ever believe that you are willing to marry me.

I'm only doing this because I want the right to personally put you in a mental hospital.

I wonder what the boss will say.

- He'll let you know. - Yes?

And how.

Did they catch the kidnapper?

- Come in. - Give me a kiss.

Why is it always our planes they try to hijack?

I'd like to be in one with them when they try.

- Well, at least we were lucky this time. - Yes.

Very well, goodbye. So?

Uh, Frances and I have something to tell you.

What's going on?

We wanted you to know before anyone else found out.

Well, you better not tell me.

I've had nothing but trouble all day. What is it?

She wants to marry me.

Does she know what she's getting into?

You and I have to talk, man to man.

David, this is where I leave. See you later, boys.

Hum.

I know what I'm getting into.

You're lucky she wants you.

Ah, Evelyn.

Evelyn?

Hello, Frances. I heard you're flying to Copenhagen.

- Yes, why? - Get it.

A key to paradise.

- A gift from a future bride. - Well, thank you.

- Hey, what do I do with this? - Return the key to that address.

- Okay. - His name is Sven Madsen.

I'll call to tell him you're going. Give him a hug.

- I will do so. - Thank you.

- How I envy you. - See you later.

Goodbye.

To Sture Cougins' garden, please.

I see no reason not to go straight into the apartment.

Frances said she would call to let this Sven Madsen guy know I was coming.

He's probably sleeping anyway.

Hmm, that's quite a pillow.

Christ, how many rooms does this place have?

The rooms should be down in this direction.

I think I'll play Prince Charming and wake Sleeping Beauty with a kiss,

if you can find it.

I'll start at the last door and work my way back.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

There is no one in this one.

Jackpot. Thank you, Frances.

Ah, Miss Morning Glory herself.

Hello, are you Sven? Well, I'm Evelyn.

- Frances gave me this key. - I heard she called me.

Hmm, it's a cool place.

Oh, this is nothing. You should see my country house.

But it's cozy here.

Frances simply loved the place.

- You too. - Yes, I'm sure you do.

Make yourself at home. There's a bathroom if you want.

The bathroom is the first door on the left.

Well, it's Mr. Universe himself.

No wonder Frances kept asking to fly this route all the time.

I don't blame her.

All those muscles in an apartment like this, wow.

But let's not judge a book by its cover.

It wouldn't be the first time I've been disappointed by a baby-faced bull.

Maybe it's not fully developed.

That's right, Evelyn. Nice and slow. Make him suffer.

Well, I can be just as cool as him.

Look at him there waiting, looking at me like that.

We're getting to the point now, dear.

Hmm, he certainly knows how to control himself.

Oh, what a shame if it turns out to be a failure.

Frances said the key was to heaven.

Did she mean him, or just the place? We'll see.

- On the left, first door. - Yes.

Well done, muscular boy.

I'm going to take a shower in record time and try to beat some other records with you.

Sorry. I didn't know anyone was here.

Oh, we'll be done in a minute, honey.

It's okay. I can wait.

We're leaving now. We're done anyway.

Okay.

Well, how do you like this?

I always wanted to see Venus receiving a soap opera from Adonis.

These Scandinavians sure are beautiful people.

But I'm starting to wonder about this apartment.

I know what this is.

It is a power commune of beautiful flower lovers,

sex-crazed hippies with something about cleanliness.

Well, count me in.

Let's break the sound barrier at full speed.

Come on, my sweet. It's time for your massage.

Okay.

- Ol�. - Ol�.

- My name is Olaf. - Is it now?

- May I introduce you to Ingrid? - I'm Evelyn.

Well hello.

We were told you were coming. For Sven.

�ptimo. Humm, humm.

Welcome to Copenhagen, Evelyn.

- If you need anything, just say so. - Okay.

I'll be here for the next few days. That one over there is my room.

- Don't even bother knocking. - Okay.

- Well then, good night. - Good night, Olaf.

Thanks.

Come on, doll. It's past your bedtime.

Annie, so do we. You dream of my sleepless nights.

Powder!

How far can sexual emancipation go?

Here he is hitting on me, he goes to bed with Ingrid.

A real swinger.

I wonder if Frances knew him well.

He's cool.

Maybe I'll take him up on his offer and ask him to show me Copenhagen.

That first.

I would like to know you better,

but I think I'll focus on Mr. Muscles tonight.

He is the host.

I want to find out if the wild boy is really or just a boy.

Tell me, Sven, don't you think you've developed your muscles enough?

Yes.

But I have to keep them in physical shape.

Do you intend to fight some big lion?

- Just a lioness. - You have a sense of humor.

Don't make jokes about physical condition.

I respect the laws of nature.

And do you willingly follow the call of nature?

Eu?

I am an extremely powerful type.

I'm bursting with energy.

You know, I think I'll call you a 'bluff'.

Okay. You're going to think I'm bluffing.

Well, we'll see.

Alright, let's enter the arena.

Want to bet that you'll throw in the towel?

You are not powerful enough for me.

I think it's time you discovered that the weaker sex

It's not as weak as it sometimes seems.

I don't know who I'd rather be challenged by.

All right, feet up.

I hope I'm not biting off more than I can chew.

He's a great hunk of a man.

But I should be woman enough for him.

Well, I'm prepared to fight until the end, or until he cries for mercy.

What a man.

And it's very beautiful too.

What could he be thinking about?

Uh-oh. I have a feeling he has feelings for me.

He seems more relaxed than before.

He even put his hand on my back.

I think the ice is starting to melt.

And I think it's time to get to work.

Alright, Junior, the moment of truth has arrived.

I'll start with lesson number one.

Hold on to life, dear.

They you

Why doesn't voc� don't throw those cuecas?

You throw.

Well, finally, it's coming to life.

That first morning in Copenhagen was memorable.

Sven put on a good show, but I ended up winning in the end.

So I decided to let Sven sleep off some of his exhaustion.

and accept Olaf's offer.

I asked him to show me Copenhagen.

See, I wasn't very tired.

Olaf is a perfect gentleman, as well as a perfect guy.

Of course, one of the tourist attractions in Copenhagen are the shops selling erotic products.

Erotic literature can be found in virtually every language

and buy sex movies,

clothing or equipment that surpasses even the wildest dreams.

And I thought I had seen it all.

It's time to start showing other things in Copenhagen.

Okay, what about the twins honking the horn up there?

Have you heard of the legend of the Horn Blowers of Copenhagen?

N�o.

See their horn? They're waiting to blow it.

Ah.

- In honor of a virgin. - Oh? Why?

Oh, why are there so few virgins.

But no one ever heard it playing.

It seems there are no more virgins.

Olaf, I wouldn't have come here if I had known.

- Our little mermaid. - I know.

Isn't it a fantastic place?

I imagine you like it because the mermaid is naked, right?

Sure.

This mermaid is the only one I love more than you.

Olaf, did he dress you or undress you?

But I prefer you naked. I'm jealous.

- Do you want to pay her a visit? - Yes.

Now take a big step.

Now be careful.

She must love you, too. She looks so sad.

Give me a kiss, my dear.

- Be careful where you step. - I'm always careful.

Come on. On you.

- Let's have fun. - Okay.

This, my friend, was not much fun.

Sorry. I thought you'd find a store with so many sex magazines interesting.

I wasn't born yesterday. I've seen them before.

Well, maybe you'd be interested in watching some Danish sex movies.

Well that would be more to my liking.

- Where are we going? - Straight ahead.

Sven has some of them at home.

I'll ask him to show them to us tonight, okay?

Okay.

Uh... From August.

Ol�.

Could you recommend any new, interesting books?

Is it for you or for you?

It's for you, ma'am. Please, not too hard.

I see. Hmm.

She hasn't read many books of that kind.

Please follow me.

This is a new book titled "Forbidden Games".

And this book would be too violent for her.

Oh, here's one I'd like to suggest, "Beautiful Sadism."

Here's our book of the month. It's at a special price.

I'm looking forward to tonight's movie.

I don't think you'll be disappointed, one way or another.

Stop making me feel like a newbie.

This is a sex club. The show is broadcast live.

- It probably costs a fortune. - Well, your money is more than enough.

These places are demanding even with their customers.

In the "Copenhagen Sex Guide" there are 24 sex clubs,

56 sex shops, several stores specializing in leather dresses, whips, etc.,

in addition to 12 sex film producers.

My God!

Considering the huge selection of sex movies they have to choose from here,

It's a shame they chose this one.

I've heard of foreplay, but how long

Does a girl in a sex movie have to dust the room before being raped?

Good thing Olaf said I wouldn't be disappointed,

one way or another.

I guess I'll have to wait for the other call.

But look at them. They're all looking at that girl like...

some like rabbits hypnotized by snakes or something.

Olaf, are you sure you put the right coil in?

Oh, don't be impatient, my dear. The best is yet to come.

If you say so.

I keep telling myself, "Evelyn, be quiet." But I can't contain myself.

When does something happen in this movie?

Well, this is where things start to get interesting.

Ah ah, it's found in magazines. Keep your eyes open.

Evelyn still needs to see some of them to understand them.

To understand them? Ah! The nerves.

Why are men always so vain?

I would have to be an idiot not to understand them.

If Olaf wasn't so handsome, he'd play with me,

I would get up and punch him.

I wouldn't be surprised if that guy didn't know how to read or write.

She's just looking at the pretty pictures, that's all.

And there are magazines that reach Copenhagen for all the idiots in the world.

Well, look at her. She'd be ashamed of herself.

If she were my mate, I would first cut her head off.

if she dared to get into my bed and do something like that.

Uh-oh. Olaf keeps checking my reactions.

Look away, Evelyn. Get a grip.

Well, are you enjoying this? Look at the one who just came in. She looks just like you.

- With me? - Uh-huh.

Please, I don't look like any of them.

How dare he compare me to that lesbian.

If I did this to a woman, she would have to be at least as pretty as Ingrid here.

But never with a cow like that.

She would just push me away.

I wish they would put an end to that.

You're starting to sound like Evelyn.

You know it's all a warm-up for the big scene.

Besides, who picked this one? You. Show some patience.

Ali�s, o t�tulo desta pel�cula � "Hot Sex in Summer".

Uh-oh. He's looking at me like that again.

My head is getting stuffy in here.

Or is it his hand on my knee that's on fire?

or is it that damn movie that's turning me on.

Wow.

Well, well, well. What now?

Now the movie gets interesting, that's all.

Are you trying to tell me that you find these things interesting?

Now, what kind of crack is that?

If you mean, do we like these things, the answer is no.

Well, Ingrid is right. Why show it to us if you have other things on your mind?

Well, it looks like Evelyn has gotten over these fundamentals of sexual pleasure.

N�o.

But I have enough imagination to want to use other objects

beyond what they are using.

Women don't always take the initiative, but they know what they want.

And they're happy to get it. Aren't they, Ingrid?

I wonder if Ingrid heard what I said.

From the looks of it, she has no choice but to focus on Sven's hand.

She better stop looking at the movie.

Evelyn, keep your eyes straight ahead.

- Pretend you don't see them. - She's beautiful, isn't she?

With a mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

A Ingrid �.

Okay, Sven can have her, but leave Olaf with me.

I wish you love and happiness.

Well, at least they're leaving us alone.

Let's see if this male animal comes to life now.

Uh-oh. Olaf stopped looking at the clock.

I think he is ready to buy the goods.

- A man. - He had to show up.

He's making me nervous the way he keeps stroking my leg.

If he doesn't stop, I'll beat him up.

It's starting to get involved up there.

I think I'm going to start speeding things up.

Down here.

The movie is not as bad as I thought at first.

Olaf? I'm more surprised than you are.

The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak.

I would have sworn you were actually blonde.

Not all that glitters is gold.

Where did those two go?

- Would you like to see them? - Yes.

You are wonderful, dear.

It's a shame to have to go back to New York today.

Tell me, does that mean you're going to miss me or Sven?

I better not answer that.

Can't you talk to someone about flying regularly to Copenhagen?

The other stewardesses would kill me.

Do you have any idea when you will return to Copenhagen?

We never get to say, maybe not in a little while.

Hey, what's the matter? You were in such a good mood.

Is something wrong?

- I'm unhappy. - You?

- You shouldn't have been behind last night. - Do you want to wash my back?

Ah, you're absolutely right.

One favor is repaid with another.

That's better.

The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

- The honeymoon in Rome was your idea. - You're right.

Give me a kiss.

Dear, this reminds me that I received a letter this morning.

- From your friend, Sven? - No, from your girlfriend, Anne.

She's flying around Europe right now. She'll be in Munich this weekend.

Oh, don't tell me. Let's go to a travel agency.

Why, what for?

- To buy a ticket for me. - A ticket?

Yes, for the express train to Munich.

Bon voyage.

That's it, you did it.

You will succeed.

It's a muscle car.

Bring that bell.

Come on, Arthur.

Come a little closer.

Watch this young man. Please make this bell ring.

Don't be shy, guys.

He's not going to hurt you. He's just using...

One more time. You can do it. Let's go.

All aboard.

Up, up she goes.

We're getting higher and higher, young man.

Now guide.

Up high, she goes.

Last time. Closer still.

Maybe you're stronger than me. Want to try?

Okay.

- Give it a right and it's there. - Okay.

Get up well and...

I'm just amazed.

- Hey, just a second. - Huh?

That's 450.

Oh, I'm out of money at the moment.

Hum.

I mean, if you're paying together.

She is paying, even though we know you take advantage of us, defenseless foreigners.

I left home because I was fed up with the capitalist system that exploits workers.

- And look at that. - Oh, don't listen to him.

Well, here it is.

- Thank you. - Thank you, thank you.

- Do you want to go on a roller coaster ride? - I'm broke.

Philosophers usually are, so I pay.

What a stroke of luck, we didn't introduce ourselves.

My name is Charlie.

Nice to meet you, Charlie, I'm Anne.

Well, Anne, as I was saying, Munich is a wonderful place.

What brought you here, Charlie?

Some friends and I decided to continue our studies in Europe.

We are all studying international relations.

Incr�vel!

- This is fun! - Yes, but as a student of politics,

I should be doing more important things.

Yippee!

Good morning.

Phew, wow.

- Jill, are you okay? - Thank you.

- Do you want me to show you? - Yes.

I'm going to show you some places that aren't just tourist spots.

What do you think about that?

Great, show me the city, I'll pay the bill.

Wonderful.

- Do you like this nightclub? - Yes.

It's good, it has a lot of atmosphere.

I don't usually come here, it's not my thing.

You like to dance, I hope.

Yes. Later.

Good evening, do you have anything you want to order?

Uh, please, a Coke with lime.

What?

Well, a Coke with a little lemon.

Oh no, I'll ask what you should choose.

Uh, do you have Russian champagne at home?

Ice cream?

Why, yes, we do, sir.

Alright, some Russian champagne.

Very good, sir.

And it's fabulous.

Yes.

It's heavenly nectar, Anne, heavenly.

And besides, it comes from the land of the stinkers like linen and brands.

You know, there's nothing I like more than a mania.

But it would be crazy to drink on an empty stomach.

Well, how about some pheasant or Russian caviar?

Ask for anything you would like to have.

Tell me, you must have delusions of grandeur, I'm just a hard-working girl.

I bet a simple meal here costs a fortune.

Yes, you are right.

So I suggest we have our drink now and something to eat a little later.

If you want, we can go eat at our house.

Sir?

Please.

Okay, sir.

I can?

- Thank you. - Delicious.

If you need anything else, please call me.

Well, here's to Munich.

See you in Munich.

- What, would you like to dance now? - Of course you would.

Okay.

What would my friends say if they saw me now?

That you are a traitor to Lenin and Marx.

Well, at the moment, I don't care.

Well, who would have thought you could dance like that?

I was taken.

Just because I study politics doesn't mean I live like a nun.

This champagne certainly goes to your head.

Oh, that's great.

Drink some more.

Mmm, mmm, it's wonderful.

Hey, waiter, bring the bill for the lady.

Go now, sir.

- What did you say, sir? - The bill, please.

Yes sir.

- For you, ma'am. - Yes sir.

This is me.

Once the delicate matter of Moola is resolved,

- Let's go to my house. - Yes?

- It's not far. - 110.

Is the tip included in the bill?

Yes ma'am, taxes and services included.

Hmm, how corrupt.

Another example of our decadent way of life.

- Do you accept Travelers Cheques? - Yes, of course, we do.

Thank you, Madam.

I think these checks are good.

Of course, they are just the result of capitalist ingenuity.

It's not just the bourgeoisie that can have these checks,

They should be for all of us, for everyone to enjoy.

In Russian champagne.

So you're a stewardess, that means you're always in the air, flying high.

You can't complain, five flights high

It's loud enough, but you can let some air into this place.

Why pollute my house with the stench of exhaust gases?

No thanks, air pollution has reached a dangerous level even in this part of the world.

- Charlie. - Sim?

Do you see what I see?

- Yes, they are my friends. - I think I'd better go.

Oh, no, not you, there's a lesson or two.

I have to teach you about birds and bees.

You're crazy.

The increase in consumers requires an increase in the supply of sexual relations,

so come and get it, both of you.

- Is that an explorer? - A friend,

he is doing research on social relations.

This is my room.

Who the hell keeps opening that damn door all the time?

Charlie, hurry up and close the door, you're letting the cold air in.

How can you talk about the cold when I'm lying next to you?

I may be a progressive thinker, but I might catch pneumonia, you moron.

Your dialectics is unequal.

Don't listen to him, he's a pseudo liberal who keeps going to a psychiatrist

because he is very frustrated with new ideas.

The socialist community demands the incorporation of the theory of mind over matter.

Why don't you try to digest that one day?

And why don't you try jumping into a lake, you son of a bitch?

When you said this room was yours, you meant...

Of course, these are some of my friends.

Ah, ah, and that sofa over there, the distant one with no one on it, is it for you?

This one is for me and you.

Hmm, in the middle to see friends.

This community I have chosen to live in is truly a happy one.

Why don't you be my guest, dear Anne?

I hope I know what I'm getting myself into.

I've been wanting to do something out of the ordinary for a long time.

I think the time has come.

And I promise you a night you'll never forget.

Are you sure we won't disturb everyone?

In this family of friends, no one can really disturb the other.

You like living here because you consider a one-bedroom apartment bourgeois, right?

I like living here because it's our revolutionary headquarters, that's all.

It is a basis for the liberation of our oppressed comrades and friends

who revolted against the representatives of the 'establishment',

who wish to rid the world of capitalist imperialism

by means other than force or violence.

- But you have to wait for the others? - Others? What do you mean?

I'm talking about capitalist imperialism.

I want you to free me, without force or violence, Charlie.

I will do my best to free you from your decadent ideology.

bombarding you with the best of my mind and body.

And you will help me free you from all your inhibitions,

submitting yourself completely to me, body and soul.

Yes, my lord, anything you say.

Anne, are you prepared to become a member of my family tonight?

Yes.

I promised you an unforgettable experience.

Nothing will happen to you, because I like you.

I will be here to protect you.

We will all go to protect you.

Mother, father, sister, brother, we belong to each other, the state is ours.

My whole body belongs to you.

The flames of revolution reached the depths of my soul.

I'm on fire.

Let the rising smoke envelop me.

My whole body belongs to you.

We belong to each other.

We all belong to each other.

The state is ours.

you.

Good, good, good, good.

We belong to each other.

Enough of this nonsense.

If you belong to someone, you belong to the state.

Goodbye, Hank.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jenny Morris.

The other stewardesses and I struggled to make the next hour and a half

as enjoyable and exciting as possible.

If you happen to encounter any malicious individual

who tries to tell you some scandalous story about us,

then tell him we behave like any other emancipated girl.

Hum?

Hmm, hmm.

Want some light?

Am I flying?

No, sir, he's on the ground, safe and sound.

How much time do you have?

I don't need to fly until six at night.

You're the one I saw in that movie.

Of course I am, sir.

- I was the naked girl in the bathtub. - Yeah, I remember.

- So you're a... - A girl like any other friend of yours.

Yes, but I am a complete stranger to you.

Oh, it really doesn't matter when a chick meets a guy like you,

how pretty.

Friend?

Hmm, where?

Hum.

Oh.

Hum?

My God.

Wow.

This can't be true.

I must be dreaming.

Oh my.

I have to pinch myself.

No, I'm awake.

What I'm seeing is really true.

- Ai. - Hum.

Hey, try to sleep at night, young man.

Well I never.

I'm glad you didn't lie down in the middle of the street.

He could have been killed.

Hum.

Why did he have to destroy that beautiful dream?

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