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Ah, you wanna see
what happened last week?
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No, no, you know what?
Fuck... Get outta here.
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We're not tellin' you shit.
Go... go, go, go.
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Jesus, Mick.
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Shoulda watched
the last time.
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How'd you get this job?
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‐ Someone recommended me.
‐ Ah...
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Friends in high places,
huh?
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We're the top
garbage crew in the city, Carl.
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Strikes me
as a little suspicious.
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Or I could stay here
with you,
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have fun like we did
when we were kids.
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Jeez... We are totally relat...
We're fuckin' cousins!
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There's literally no way
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I'm going to
the homecoming dance with you.
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You don't have to go,but if you don't,
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I'm definitely gonna tell my
mom that you went down on me
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three... no, four times?
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Shouldn't you be
in school?
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Got more important stuff
to do... gotta find Frank.
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He's like a cat.
He'll be back.
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If I don't find him soon,
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they're gonna kick me
outta school.
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It's haunted, Frank.
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How big is this house?
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Nine bedrooms,including the master.
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But that's mostly
just storage
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for my father's
single‐malt scotch collection.
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This one...
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looks really old.
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Mr. Gallagher,
welcome to Placid Journeys.
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I gotta say,
this is nothing like
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the rehab facility
I was sent to back in the day.
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Me, Tami, and Fred
are movin' to Milwaukee.
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The family gave usan old house up there,
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and I'll still be around,
you know,
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on weekends and, uh, holidays,
stuff like that.
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I love you,
Mickey Milkovich.
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A‐and if you let me,
I‐I'd like to
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‐ spend the rest of my life...
‐ Jesus Christ.
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Save the fuckin' speech,
you pussy.
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I'll marry you.
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♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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Mickey!
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Mickey!
I know you're in there,
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you fuckin' homo!
Hey, Mick,
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You faggy faggot!
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You're never gonnamarry that Gallagher queer,
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you hear me?
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Mickey!
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Hey, your dad's here.
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Hey, you wanta Pride parade?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ How 'bout I slice off
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your pansy dicks and stick
'em on a fuckin' float?
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I got a little
conversion therapy for you.
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You suck a dick, you die.
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Would you shut
the fuck up?
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You're annoying the shit
outta everybody.
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Well, if it isn't
the little shirt lifter.
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Just want you to know...
you marry a man,
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I'ma put a fuckin'
bullet in your head.
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‐ Simple as that.
‐ Why wait, bitch?
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I'm standin' right here,
Charlottesville.
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Oh, look at that... we must shop
at the same gun show.
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The fuck happened
to you?
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You know what they say...
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the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree.
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It does if it lands
on a dick!
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Aw, please, stop.
I get it, all right?
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You're proud a me.
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You must really love cock.
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I definitely love one.
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Don't say I didn't warn ya,
cocksmoker.
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Good talk, Pops.
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So when you movin'
to Milwaukee?
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I don't know.
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You don't sound
very excited about it.
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Yeah, well...
it is Milwaukee.
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Free house,
though, right?
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Yeah, I mean,
it's a nice house.
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Nice neighborhood.
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Yard.
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Well, damn.
Jackpot.
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Saw an actual birdhouse
with birds in it.
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Uh, not drugs.
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- Birds.
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Morning.
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So, how's your dad?
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You know, don't think
he's gonna be my best man.
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Hey, what's up, punk?
Ready for school?
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Can't go to school
until Frank signs a form.
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‐ What form?
‐ That says I live here.
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Just drop out.
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I can't drop out.
I'm ten.
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Give it to me.
I'll sign it.
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Gotta be a parent.
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‐ I can fake Frank's signature.
‐ So can I.
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- Same here.
- School says
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that he has to sign it
in person.
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Well, you know
where Frank is?
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Livin' with some lady
up in Glencoe.
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- He drives a Rolls Royce.
- Unbelievable!
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‐ Oh, good for him.
‐ Anyone want to go with me?
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No.
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Hey, hey, you got
money for the El?
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‐ Yeah.
‐ All right, drop us a pin
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when you get there
so we know you're safe.
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- Got it.
- Thanks.
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So you gonna talk to Tami
about Milwaukee, or...
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I dunno.
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Milwaukee sucks ass.
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I mean, you should
probably tell her
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how you feel about it,
right?
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Lip?
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Yeah.
Yeah, no, I got it.
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Thanks.
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You ever try to get me
to move to Milwaukee,
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I'll fuckin' murder you.
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Thanks, thank you.
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Thank you.
I just wanna say,
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before I go,
this last month
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has been a great journey
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and one I couldn't have
survived without all of you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Um...
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I found myself
alone in the woods
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on a snowy night,
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and there came
a fork in the road...
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one, a path that led
to addiction.
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The other... path
also led to addiction,
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but I turned the sleigh around,
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and it has made
all the difference.
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Wha‐W‐Walt Whitman
has always been
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a personal favorite of mine.
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Anyway, I'm outta the woods,
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and I hope you all
will join me there.
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I love you guys.
Good‐bye.
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Gimme five!
Thank you, thank you!
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I love you, I love you,
I love you.
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I'll see you all again!
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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♪ Na, na na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na na‐na ♪
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♪ Na na na na ♪
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What are you doin'?
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This place is for rent.
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We should call the number,
check it out.
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‐ Why would we do that?
‐ Because I need a thing.
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You have a thing.
I need a thing.
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- And it's right next door.
- Why?
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Oh, I'm finally
comin' to terms with the fact
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that I'm never gonna play
in the NBA.
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You were never
gonna play in the NBA.
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Well, not now, V, because
I'm retiring from basketball.
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I would think you'd be
a little more compassionate.
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We have so many other things
to be thankful for.
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Oh, like what?
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You own a bar,
you have a hot wife
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and two beautiful girls.
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Okay, that is good.
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But where do I go from here, V?
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What is the next chapter
of my life?
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Is there even a next chapter?
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Or is this just...
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it?
Dry cleaner.
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‐ What?
‐ We could open up
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‐ a dry cleaner.
‐ No.
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‐ Mattress store.
‐ Uh‐uh.
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‐ Think tank.
‐ What the hell
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‐ is a think tank?
‐ It's where people sit around
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‐ and think.
‐ That's the Alibi.
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Frank!
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Frank.
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I went to confession.
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Father reminded me
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that an eye for an eye only
makes the whole world blind.
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And Kyle told me
I need to let it go.
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He was not happy.
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He wants to kill you himself
when he gets out.
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Oh, well, I'll tell his parole
board to keep me posted.
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Are you okay?
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Reasonable.
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Good chow.
Lotta sleep.
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Too much talking, but...
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Maybe when I get back
from Puerto Rico,
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we can grab a coffee?
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What's in Puerto Rico?
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My family's estate.
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I spend the winters
down there.
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Huh.
When you going?
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This afternoon.
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I'll come find you
when I get back, okay?
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Okay.
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Safe travels.
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Ha ha ha.
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Hold on a sec.
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Okay.
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Hey, Milton.
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Oh, what's up, Lip?
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What up, man?
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I thought you were, uh,
in the Persian Gulf
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‐ or some shit.
‐ On leave.
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Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So what's goin' on?
Y‐your dad's movin' out?
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Moved on... funeral
was a few days ago.
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Oh, shit, I'm sorry, man.
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That's fine.
He was sick for a while.
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Now I gotta try
to get rid of all this stuff,
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try to sell this dump.
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Are you still livin'
that same house with Frank?
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Yeah, unfortunately,
he's still alive, so...
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Damn.
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That's a surprise.
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Hey, man,
how much you askin'?
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No idea.
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We got mold behind the walls,
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roof leaks.
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Rat shit everywhere.
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Got a ton of stuff I gotta fix
before my leave's up.
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Yeah, I wouldn't
put too much into it.
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Some yuppie's just gonna
buy it and gut it anyway.
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Mm. I don't have time
for this shit.
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‐ Gotta get back to base.
‐ San Diego?
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‐ Norfolk.
‐ Right, yeah, no, that's...
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that's right.
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All right, well,
hey, I'm sorry again.
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‐ Be good, yeah?
‐ Thanks, man.
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Hey, asshole,
just kick it
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onto the truck next time...
you'll do less damage.
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You were pretty hard
on those real estate people.
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What's up with
the open house thing?
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You ask a lotta questions,
Gallagher.
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You know who asks questions?
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Cops.
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Look at this asshole
parked in the alley.
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Yo, hold up!
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You a cop, Carl?
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Hell, no.
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Come on, man.
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Ugh, what do you want?
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Sorry to interrupt
crack baby time.
257
00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:13,252
Hey, Franny, this is
this is what happens
258
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,921
when you hook up
with a conniving bitch.
259
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,232
She blackmails you.
260
00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,216
And when you're a ghetto
whore teen mom,
261
00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,468
you become a prostitute
so you can pay your bills.
262
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,136
What are you doing here?
263
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,744
‐ I bought you a gift.
‐ How sweet of you.
264
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:27,166
Now, I figured you
probably wouldn't have
265
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,573
anything nice
to wear to the dance,
266
00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:31,395
since they don't sell
formal wear at Costco.
267
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,814
A tuxedo?
268
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,524
You want me to wear
this to the dance?
269
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,067
Yeah.
I'm wearin' the dress.
270
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,319
My mom text you?
271
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,530
She wants me to meet her
at some boutique.
272
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,989
Yeah, don't do it.
273
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:43,628
She wants to buy me
a birthday gift
274
00:11:43,716 --> 00:11:45,333
to give to her even though
I already got her one.
275
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:46,427
What'd you get her?
276
00:11:46,515 --> 00:11:48,639
A T‐shirt
I was gonna give to Goodwill.
277
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,207
‐ Thoughtful.
‐ She doesn't care.
278
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,834
She'll buy herself something,
wrap it,
279
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,253
hand it to me, and then
I'll hand it back to her
280
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,754
and say, "Happy birthday."
281
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,172
It's such bullshit.
282
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,550
Should I get her
something too?
283
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,112
No. No, she'll pick
something out for you
284
00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,387
then pay for it
just so she can say,
285
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,807
"Look what Debbie
got me for my birthday."
286
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,966
Okay.
287
00:12:09,054 --> 00:12:10,763
See you
at the Chastain Hotel.
288
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:13,187
Seven p. m.
Don't be late.
289
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,949
What do ya think?
290
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,956
I'm sending a letter
to the "Player Gazette"
291
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:34,959
about my pending retirement
from the game I love.
292
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,794
‐ What?
‐ Can we hear it?
293
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,548
"Dear basketball..."
294
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,009
That's all I have
so far.
295
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,136
‐ Good start, though.
‐ Promising.
296
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,471
It's not even mine.
I stole it from Kobe.
297
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,141
Plus, apparently,
I need reading glasses now?
298
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,309
God, gettin' old sucks.
299
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,312
The other day, I found hair
in my ear... lots a hair.
300
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:57,231
‐ Oh, it gets worse.
‐ Half my life is over.
301
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,816
More than half.
302
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,943
‐ What? I'm only 38.
‐ The life expectancy
303
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,279
for an average white man
is 76.
304
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,906
‐ Exactly.
‐ The life expectancy
305
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,992
for a poor white man
from the South Side is 70
306
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,994
- if you're lucky.
- Shit, am I dead?
307
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,579
I'm just saying
you're definitely
308
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,122
coming down the mountain.
309
00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:15,175
,
V, that's why we gotta expand,
310
00:13:15,263 --> 00:13:17,585
increase our revenue
so we can retire by 60.
311
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,087
Live a little before we die.
312
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,881
Retirement
is for rich people.
313
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,804
Poor people drop dead
on the job.
314
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,016
‐ What is happening?
‐ Just a little bit a research.
315
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,310
How's the guest list
coming?
316
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,603
‐ What?
‐ For the wedding.
317
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,355
Who you inviting?
318
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,940
‐ Uh, I don't have a list.
‐ Well, you need a list.
319
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,994
I mean, if I don't know
how many people
320
00:13:41,082 --> 00:13:42,300
are comin' to the wedding,
how do I know
321
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:43,730
what size venue we need
for the reception?
322
00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:45,354
We're having a reception?
At a venue?
323
00:13:45,442 --> 00:13:46,364
We're having a wedding
wedding?
324
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,528
Jesus Christ, do you think this
stuff just magically happens?
325
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:50,637
‐ You gotta plan shit.
‐ A month ago, you were ready
326
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:53,730
to get hitched at City Hall and
now you want a real wedding?
327
00:13:53,818 --> 00:13:55,878
A lot can happen in a month.
For example,
328
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:57,621
your fuckhead dad threatenin'
to murder you again
329
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,097
'cause you're gay.
330
00:13:59,185 --> 00:14:01,295
That's what this
is about... Terry?
331
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,881
Yup. Anything to make that
miserable fuck more miserable.
332
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,384
So gimme your guest list,
I'll work on your vows,
333
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,844
and I will follow up
with the soloist.
334
00:14:08,938 --> 00:14:11,952
‐ W‐A fucking soloist?
‐ Yeah, not just any soloist.
335
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:13,844
Motherfucker needs to be able
to rock Livin' on a Prayer,
336
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:15,772
acoustic, hard.
Also, I'm gonna want
337
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,600
a shit‐ton a candles,
so get those, uh...
338
00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:19,563
church boys ready.
339
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,355
‐ Acolytes?
‐ I don't care
340
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,317
what they're called... the little
shits that light the candles.
341
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,819
You know?
342
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,570
Here ya go.
343
00:14:26,876 --> 00:14:28,438
Wrote it down for ya.
344
00:14:28,766 --> 00:14:30,521
Oh, well, this is cute.
345
00:14:30,617 --> 00:14:32,827
Hey, why do you buy
Julia's gifts for her?
346
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:35,272
Because, if I leave it
up to her,
347
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,672
she'll just give me
some unthoughtful
348
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:39,210
piece of junk... if she
gives me anything at all.
349
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,751
Oh.
350
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,587
Do you have plans
tonight?
351
00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:43,765
Tonight?
Why?
352
00:14:43,853 --> 00:14:45,589
Well, I'm having dinner
with my friends
353
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,842
to celebrate my birthday...
nothing fancy...
354
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,844
but it'd be so much
more fun if you were there.
355
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,831
I thought
we were celebrating
356
00:14:51,919 --> 00:14:53,707
‐ your birthday tomorrow.
‐ Yeah, Tasha has to
357
00:14:53,794 --> 00:14:56,065
go outta town for work,
so we moved it to tonight.
358
00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:59,437
Uh... just tonight
I‐I have family stuff.
359
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,272
You know, Franny.
360
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,607
I would pay for a sitter.
361
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,110
And everyone
is dying to meet you.
362
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,778
Plus, Julia can't come.
363
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,281
She's going
to some dance thing.
364
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,324
Yeah, I'm‐I'm sorry,
I‐I really wish I could.
365
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,618
You know what?
It's no big deal.
366
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,079
We'll just celebrate it
without you.
367
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,540
Well, you and I can still
celebrate tomorrow night,
368
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,667
‐ right?
‐ Ugh, no, thanks.
369
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,919
At my age, one birthday party
is painful enough.
370
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:25,379
It's fine.
371
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:28,799
I don't need my girlfriend
at my birthday party.
372
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,302
Uh...
373
00:15:31,545 --> 00:15:33,428
how 'bout I see
what I can do?
374
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,765
Really?
Are you sure?
375
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,529
Yeah, no, it's your friends
and your birthday dinner.
376
00:15:38,617 --> 00:15:40,811
I can't miss that, right?
377
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,481
Oh, my God, that would be
the best gift ever.
378
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,149
I mean,
besides this bag
379
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,193
I'm going to buy you
to give me.
380
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,278
Since it's your birthday,
381
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,863
there's one condition.
382
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,865
I get to pick
the restaurant.
383
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,618
Of course.
384
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,833
♪ Oh ♪
385
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,712
♪ Oh oh ♪
386
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,799
♪ percussive rhythm ♪
387
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,154
♪ Hey, yeah‐ea‐ah ♪
388
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,865
♪ Hey,
yeah‐ea‐ah ♪
389
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,093
Hello!
390
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,640
Anybody home?
391
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,542
Hello!
392
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,350
Anybody home?
393
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,269
Ha ha ha!
394
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,937
Hoo, yeah!
395
00:17:47,422 --> 00:17:48,490
Yeah!
396
00:18:03,107 --> 00:18:04,701
Whoa!
397
00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:06,594
Easy, ladies.
398
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,847
What's up, boss?
399
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,724
What's up?
400
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,851
Otis wants you
to bust into that house
401
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,979
and take a shit
in the living room.
402
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,894
Why do I need to take
a shit in their living room?
403
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,443
Because Otis told you to.
404
00:18:35,003 --> 00:18:37,279
What if I don't need
to take a shit?
405
00:18:37,472 --> 00:18:39,566
When Otis says take a shit,
406
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,033
your only question
should be, "How big?"
407
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,701
You wanna prove
you're not a cop,
408
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,833
shit in the living room.
409
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,336
I don't need it.
410
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,725
♪ Ooh ♪
411
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,193
♪ I'm a boss, baby
baby, I'm a boss ♪
412
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,654
♪ I'm a boss, baby baby,
I'm a boss ♪
413
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,781
♪ I'm a
oh oh oh oh ♪
414
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:22,074
♪ Ooh ♪
415
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,867
Ahh.
416
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:34,169
♪ Oh ♪
417
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:45,976
‐
‐
418
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,573
Oh, damn!
419
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,450
I been to every home
in Glencoe
420
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,879
looking for you... finally found
the one with the Rolls Royce.
421
00:20:06,966 --> 00:20:09,006
Were you followed... Does
anyone else know I'm here?
422
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:11,513
‐ Nobody.
‐ Whaddaya want?
423
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,517
I need you to sign a form
at my school
424
00:20:13,605 --> 00:20:15,186
or else I can't go anymore.
425
00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:17,232
Well, why would I do that?
426
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,631
I wanna go to school,
Frank.
427
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,644
Well, people in Hell
want cold beer.
428
00:20:20,732 --> 00:20:22,092
What's in it for me?
429
00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:23,903
I'll call Child Services.
430
00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:26,450
You're my father.
You've abandoned me.
431
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,101
Well played, son.
432
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,354
But I'm re‐abandoning you
right after this is done.
433
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:36,026
Wait outside.
I used a different entrance.
434
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:45,741
Hey, so there's this house
over on Kingscross.
435
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,785
‐ Yeah?
‐ Yeah.
436
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,245
You know, it's a total dump,
but, uh,
437
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,915
you know, it's probably
gonna go for nothin',
438
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,962
and, uh, with a little
bit a work,
439
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:56,631
could be nice.
440
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,765
You thinking about buyin'
a house in the South Side
441
00:20:58,853 --> 00:21:00,945
even though you're
movin' to Milwaukee?
442
00:21:01,033 --> 00:21:02,546
No. No, no, no.
443
00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:04,134
I was just thinkin',
you know,
444
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,179
could be a good investment
for somebody, though.
445
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,264
You know, fix it up,
446
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,641
flip it.
447
00:21:10,728 --> 00:21:13,143
Did you ever do
anything like that?
448
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,564
I never have to worry about
what I would or wouldn't do.
449
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,317
Mr. Tamietti paid
the down payment on my house,
450
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,986
loaned me the money
to start Born Free.
451
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,489
He decides what I do.
452
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:28,120
I'm the definition
of limited options.
453
00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:32,174
- Hi.
- Hi, Tam.
454
00:21:32,262 --> 00:21:33,575
Hey.
455
00:21:34,801 --> 00:21:36,834
I gave notice
at the salon today.
456
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:39,980
Which means I told Liza
to eat shit and die.
457
00:21:40,068 --> 00:21:41,894
Oh, wow.
458
00:21:41,982 --> 00:21:43,254
Really?
Yeah?
459
00:21:43,342 --> 00:21:44,761
Burned that bridge!
460
00:21:44,849 --> 00:21:46,301
Ah... ha.
461
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,566
Nice one.
Congrats.
462
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,941
And I found a salon
near Nana's place
463
00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:51,861
where I can
rent out a chair.
464
00:21:51,949 --> 00:21:53,767
Wow, already?
Really... wow... Yeah.
465
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,185
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ That's sweet.
466
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,062
Oh, also,
467
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,274
my Uncle Will works at
Briggs & Stratton in Milwaukee.
468
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,968
Says they're always
looking for new mechanics.
469
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,448
I mean, I could have my dad
give him a call.
470
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:09,366
Uh... what's going on?
471
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:10,784
What's goin' on?
Nothin'.
472
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,286
Yeah, I'm workin'.
Why?
473
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:14,079
You're being weird.
474
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,873
Yeah, no, sorry, I just...
I just remembered
475
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,749
I gotta close the loop
on a couple things,
476
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,334
so...
477
00:22:19,623 --> 00:22:20,921
What loops?
478
00:22:21,577 --> 00:22:23,297
Look, I just quit
my job.
479
00:22:23,561 --> 00:22:24,882
Oh, yeah, I know.
480
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,216
Uh, it's all good,
all right?
481
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,848
Everything's...
everything's fine.
482
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,556
What?
483
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,600
Uh... ooh, nothin', uh...
484
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,059
nothin'.
485
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,190
Nothin'.
486
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:44,443
It's got, uh, two beds,
one bath,
487
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,030
and, you know, I mean, I...
I‐it needs some work, but...
488
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:51,036
well, it's a good house.
489
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,374
Now, what do you
think?
490
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,416
This place
is a shithole.
491
00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:02,141
Well, I‐I'm just lookin'
at options, all right?
492
00:23:03,255 --> 00:23:04,727
I mean, did you know
that Milwaukee
493
00:23:04,822 --> 00:23:07,025
gets even colder than
Chicago in the wintertime?
494
00:23:07,113 --> 00:23:09,008
And‐and you know that
we're gonna be the ones
495
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,219
that have to check in
on your nana every week
496
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,166
at the old folks' home
and anytime she needs anything.
497
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:16,103
Uh‐huh.
498
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:19,563
Look, I don't know...
honestly, I feel kinda guilty,
499
00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,846
you know, takin' charity
from your family.
500
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:27,237
You gotta be kidding me.
501
00:23:27,752 --> 00:23:30,978
It's what... 100 feet
from your family's house?
502
00:23:41,117 --> 00:23:42,406
What about a tire store?
503
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,628
- No!
- Ah, wow...
504
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,674
Barber shop?
505
00:23:46,939 --> 00:23:48,173
Nail salon.
506
00:23:50,866 --> 00:23:52,781
Dreams are stupid.
507
00:23:52,869 --> 00:23:54,179
Dreams aren't stupid.
508
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,922
- Stupid ideas are stupid.
- ‐
509
00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:58,183
Nail salon... but for men.
510
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,119
We could definitely
use another Subway.
511
00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:01,478
Or a check‐cashing place.
512
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,440
We don't need
another check‐cashing place.
513
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:06,392
Plus, all those things require
big start‐up costs.
514
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,941
V, we should contact
that realtor.
515
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,463
That place is gonna
rent out soon.
516
00:24:09,551 --> 00:24:10,692
You don't even have
a business plan.
517
00:24:10,779 --> 00:24:12,775
The business plan
is to rent out the place.
518
00:24:12,863 --> 00:24:14,658
Not until you know
what kinda business
519
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,588
you wanna start
and how much it's gonna cost
520
00:24:16,676 --> 00:24:18,704
to get it up and running...
inventory, labor...
521
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,542
a business plan.
522
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:26,003
‐ Keg's kicked.
‐ Oh... I have an idea.
523
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,213
How 'bout a business
where you sell beer,
524
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,886
and when the keg is empty,
you replace it.
525
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,512
- I got it.
- ‐
526
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,579
I think that fulfills
my fatherly obligation.
527
00:24:38,667 --> 00:24:39,808
Congratulations, son.
528
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,768
You get to keep goin'
to school.
529
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,770
See ya.
530
00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:45,359
Frank, wait.
531
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:49,192
That new house that you're
living in is pretty sweet.
532
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:52,779
Bet they have good schools.
I wanna live with you.
533
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,897
Oh... I bet ya do.
534
00:24:54,985 --> 00:24:57,959
Unfortunately, pal,
we just don't have the space.
535
00:24:58,047 --> 00:24:59,568
I need you
on the South Side
536
00:24:59,656 --> 00:25:01,371
lookin' after the‐
the business.
537
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,581
What business?
538
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,374
Finding easy,
innovative ways
539
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,209
to make money
without working.
540
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,587
That's the Gallagher
family business.
541
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,732
I built it from scratch.
I put in the hours.
542
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:14,719
Turned it into the thriving
racket you see today.
543
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,386
And now,
as Chairman Emeritus,
544
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:20,144
I'm naming you
my successor.
545
00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,498
But I miss you.
546
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,941
Nice try, son.
547
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,233
"I miss you."
548
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,115
Yeah...
549
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,914
"Miss you."
550
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,538
A true gentlemanshould be able
551
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,417
to tie a proper bow tie,
full stop.
552
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:49,252
Only a schoolboy
should ever
553
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,837
- ever be allowed to wear...
- ‐
554
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,757
It's open!
555
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,509
‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
556
00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,765
‐
‐
557
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:00,430
‐ That's a lotta
wedding rings.
558
00:26:00,925 --> 00:26:01,982
It's for Mickey.
559
00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:04,468
He said he wanted
to see some options.
560
00:26:04,556 --> 00:26:05,678
Something borrowed,
right?
561
00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:07,270
Or stolen from Zales.
562
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,898
I'm gonna return them.
563
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,109
...your tiearound your neck.
564
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:15,028
What the hell
are you watching?
565
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,322
Trying to figure out
how to tie a bow tie.
566
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,700
I know how to tie
a bow tie.
567
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,076
‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.
568
00:26:26,016 --> 00:26:28,305
Adjust the tieso the right side
569
00:26:28,445 --> 00:26:30,320
is an inch to an inch
and a half longer.
570
00:26:30,778 --> 00:26:32,490
There you go.
571
00:26:32,578 --> 00:26:34,069
Beautiful.
572
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:35,945
What's this for?
573
00:26:36,041 --> 00:26:38,084
‐ Homecoming dance.
‐ Why in the hell
574
00:26:38,172 --> 00:26:39,553
are you going
to a homecoming dance?
575
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,096
It's not my choice.
576
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:43,640
This girl I know, Julia,
is wearing the dress.
577
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,350
Why does she
get to wear the dress?
578
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,601
Is this some kind of
power move?
579
00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:50,014
I don't know, but if
her wearing a dress
580
00:26:50,102 --> 00:26:52,107
makes her feel powerful,
then good for her.
581
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,984
Maybe that's
the final wave.
582
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,153
I don't know
what that means.
583
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,195
The problem is,
I also have a dinner tonight
584
00:26:57,282 --> 00:27:00,032
with Julia's mom.
585
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,250
And neither one knows
about the other?
586
00:27:04,351 --> 00:27:05,886
You little slut.
587
00:27:07,977 --> 00:27:09,920
I try.
588
00:27:11,774 --> 00:27:13,639
‐ We really need flowers?
‐ Hell, yeah.
589
00:27:13,727 --> 00:27:15,240
Stargazer lilies,
motherfucker.
590
00:27:15,328 --> 00:27:16,381
How can I help you?
591
00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:18,584
Hey, so, uh,
I'm gettin' married,
592
00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:19,853
and we'd love to see
what you have
593
00:27:19,940 --> 00:27:21,610
in the way of
Stargazer lilies.
594
00:27:21,698 --> 00:27:23,450
Let me show you
some photos.
595
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,811
This is the Sierra Sunset...
596
00:27:31,899 --> 00:27:33,639
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ And this is what we call
597
00:27:33,727 --> 00:27:35,567
‐ Beyond Blue.
‐ That's gorgeous.
598
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,276
Especially because we get them
at the perfect time...
599
00:27:38,364 --> 00:27:39,636
right before they open,
600
00:27:39,724 --> 00:27:42,050
so they're spectacular
on your blessed day.
601
00:27:42,146 --> 00:27:43,742
Yeah, I bet.
602
00:27:43,829 --> 00:27:45,494
Hey, I like the...
blue ones.
603
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,120
‐ Yeah?
‐ Sure.
604
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,873
‐ Are you the best man?
‐ Uh, no, I'm the...
605
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,209
the groom?
The official partner.
606
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:55,629
I don't know... we haven't
really talked about it yet.
607
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,547
So you're...
608
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,341
h‐homosexuals?
609
00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:01,676
No, well, he is... I just like
having another man's dick
610
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,720
‐ in my ass.
‐ I'm s‐sorry.
611
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,223
I'm afraid we don't
do business with your...
612
00:28:07,656 --> 00:28:09,362
With your what?
613
00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:11,620
‐ Uh, w‐we don't believe...
‐ Finishing sentences,
614
00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:12,815
- Grandma?
- Mickey.
615
00:28:12,903 --> 00:28:13,796
That what you don't
believe in?
616
00:28:13,884 --> 00:28:15,573
‐ Sodomy is a sin.
617
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:16,525
You know what else
is a sin?
618
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,068
Stabbing a fucking bitch
in the heart...
619
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,152
‐ Okay... yeah.
‐ That's a sin!
620
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,363
Gonna sodomize you,
you wrinkly fucking Q‐tip.
621
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:22,781
‐ No.
‐ I'm gonna come back
622
00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,441
and carve my initials
in your fuckin' gums!
623
00:28:29,606 --> 00:28:31,841
Kevin.
My man.
624
00:28:32,797 --> 00:28:34,212
Oh, God.
625
00:28:34,330 --> 00:28:36,287
Dude, I've been
texting you.
626
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,456
Did you get my texts?
627
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,615
No. I blocked
your phone number.
628
00:28:39,808 --> 00:28:41,347
W... Okay, look...
629
00:28:41,435 --> 00:28:42,459
I'm sorry about
the other night.
630
00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,276
I know things got
a little, uh...
631
00:28:44,364 --> 00:28:45,534
Racist?
632
00:28:45,622 --> 00:28:48,128
Yeah, we thought
when a poor couple
633
00:28:48,216 --> 00:28:50,350
‐ agrees to be auctioned off...
‐ No.
634
00:28:50,622 --> 00:28:52,604
Again, sorry.
635
00:28:52,692 --> 00:28:53,941
I'm only here to claim
the other thing
636
00:28:54,028 --> 00:28:55,313
that we won
at the auction.
637
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,802
What?
638
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,484
My personal training
session.
639
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,097
‐ Huh?
‐ Yeah, you said at the auction
640
00:29:02,185 --> 00:29:04,576
the winner gets
a personal training session.
641
00:29:06,536 --> 00:29:07,747
Right now?
642
00:29:07,835 --> 00:29:09,541
I'm bored with my trainer
at Equinox.
643
00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:11,716
He's always late because
he's training some guys
644
00:29:11,804 --> 00:29:13,344
from the Bulls before me.
645
00:29:14,130 --> 00:29:15,729
Look, I can always
come back if you're busy,
646
00:29:15,816 --> 00:29:17,436
but I...
I...
647
00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:19,858
No. No, no, no.
648
00:29:20,528 --> 00:29:21,526
You know what?
649
00:29:21,614 --> 00:29:23,133
Right now
is a perfect time.
650
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,651
We just got a delivery.
Follow me.
651
00:29:29,575 --> 00:29:32,237
I start every workout
with what I like to call
652
00:29:32,325 --> 00:29:34,060
keg lifts... simple.
All you gotta do
653
00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:35,813
is take these kegs
into the bar.
654
00:29:35,901 --> 00:29:37,607
It's great for your core.
655
00:29:37,859 --> 00:29:40,317
‐ Does that really work
‐ Look at me, Lorne.
656
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,560
Never step foot
in a gym.
657
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:43,862
Wow.
658
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,780
Okay.
659
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,114
Yeah, use your legs,
not your back.
660
00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:53,246
There ya go.
661
00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:55,130
All right.
662
00:29:55,638 --> 00:29:56,831
Flex your base.
663
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:46,314
Hello?
664
00:30:46,818 --> 00:30:48,093
Anybody home?
665
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,220
♪ Operatic singing ♪
666
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,728
Hello?
667
00:31:43,287 --> 00:31:44,441
There ya go.
668
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:46,936
Only eight more kegs.
All right.
669
00:31:47,178 --> 00:31:48,207
Good.
670
00:31:48,295 --> 00:31:50,447
All right,
all right, all right.
671
00:31:50,768 --> 00:31:52,465
‐ Bro, do you even lift?
‐
672
00:31:52,553 --> 00:31:54,991
Uh, Pilates...
673
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,160
and I play squash.
674
00:31:56,264 --> 00:31:58,449
What the fuck is squash?
All right, man, here we go.
675
00:31:58,537 --> 00:31:59,414
We're gonna burn
some muscles.
676
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,709
Like that.
Keep your back straight.
677
00:32:02,796 --> 00:32:05,840
Use your legs.
Don't forget to breathe.
678
00:32:05,928 --> 00:32:06,968
All right, all right,
okay.
679
00:32:07,381 --> 00:32:08,887
- Uhhh...
- Wow!
680
00:32:08,975 --> 00:32:10,130
- All right, good.
- ‐
681
00:32:10,217 --> 00:32:12,723
- Uh... oh... uh...
- See?
682
00:32:12,811 --> 00:32:14,899
Now you know it's workin'
683
00:32:15,451 --> 00:32:16,889
How can you be a florist
684
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,641
and not do business
with the gays?
685
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,852
Doesn't matter, all right?
She'll be dead soon anyway.
686
00:32:21,084 --> 00:32:22,645
Whatever... you lined up
a caterer, right?
687
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,233
‐ Yes.
‐ You got the Chiavari chairs?
688
00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:25,577
‐ Yes!
‐ Gold ones with the white
689
00:32:25,664 --> 00:32:27,583
‐ cushions?
‐ Yes!
690
00:32:39,535 --> 00:32:40,824
It's about time.
691
00:32:40,912 --> 00:32:43,330
Kay, I took a shit
in somebody's living room.
692
00:32:43,418 --> 00:32:45,128
What the fuck's going on?
693
00:32:47,602 --> 00:32:50,393
Let's just say
the Department of Sanitation
694
00:32:50,481 --> 00:32:51,982
runs this town.
695
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,434
V, Lorne went on social media
696
00:33:03,522 --> 00:33:05,483
and said it was the best
workout he's ever had.
697
00:33:05,571 --> 00:33:07,856
Now all his yuppie friends
wanna train with me.
698
00:33:07,944 --> 00:33:09,848
I just got two texts.
This could be huge.
699
00:33:09,936 --> 00:33:12,379
‐ Wow, two texts.
‐ This is it, V.
700
00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:15,532
I found my calling.
This is my next chapter.
701
00:33:15,822 --> 00:33:17,203
Like when Ditka
retired from coaching,
702
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:18,868
opened a steakhouse.
703
00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:20,453
Yeah, what's the name
a that place?
704
00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:21,955
Ditka's.
705
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,290
So a full keg
is about 160 pounds.
706
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,924
- This is about a 50?
- That is not a 50.
707
00:33:26,011 --> 00:33:29,265
That is $200 worth of beer.
Put that back.
708
00:33:29,353 --> 00:33:31,460
V, I can't use empty kegs.
709
00:33:31,548 --> 00:33:33,091
‐ They're like 30 pounds.
‐ Too bad.
710
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:37,262
V... the longest part
of a journey
711
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:39,759
is always the first step.
712
00:33:39,915 --> 00:33:41,837
‐ Says who?
‐ Fortune cookie.
713
00:33:42,001 --> 00:33:44,757
This is it, V... some people
wait their entire lives
714
00:33:44,845 --> 00:33:47,021
for a moment like this,
a moment of clarity.
715
00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:52,110
Sandersdoesn't like what he sees.
716
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,279
‐
‐
717
00:33:54,892 --> 00:33:57,615
That's a lotta people
to hunt one fox.
718
00:33:58,403 --> 00:33:59,734
Not a fair fight.
719
00:33:59,822 --> 00:34:03,634
... in frontof all these people.
720
00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:05,789
Fix the animal in the eye
with a masterful gaze.
721
00:34:05,876 --> 00:34:07,250
The boots don't fit.
722
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:34,549
Shit.
723
00:35:40,837 --> 00:35:42,960
- Hello?
- Hey, buddy.
724
00:35:43,048 --> 00:35:45,181
It's your dear old dad.
How you doin'?
725
00:35:45,681 --> 00:35:46,683
What do you want, Frank?
726
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:49,561
Um... boy, it was great
seeing ya today.
727
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,312
You're drunk, right?
728
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,607
Ha ha ha ha.
You, growin' up so fast.
729
00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:56,179
Uh... it got me to thinkin'.
730
00:35:56,267 --> 00:35:58,361
I‐I'd love to spend
more time together.
731
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,947
‐ When?
‐ How 'bout right now?
732
00:36:01,283 --> 00:36:03,219
It took me hours
to get there this morning.
733
00:36:03,307 --> 00:36:05,201
So, uh, so I'll see ya
in a few hours?
734
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:08,580
No way.
Maybe tomorrow after school.
735
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:12,250
Uh, I was... I was hopin'
you'd get here before dark.
736
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:13,876
‐ That's all.
‐ Sorry.
737
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:15,687
Hey, Liam.
738
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,170
What?
739
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,424
Uh... I miss you.
740
00:36:20,816 --> 00:36:21,980
Right.
741
00:36:22,068 --> 00:36:23,068
Bye, Frank.
742
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,825
So, what do you
think?
743
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,366
What are these?
744
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,243
They're the chairs
you wanted.
745
00:36:47,595 --> 00:36:48,926
Was I not clear?
746
00:36:50,005 --> 00:36:52,129
Where the fuck...
747
00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:54,055
are the Chiavari chairs?
748
00:36:54,164 --> 00:36:56,946
‐ These are the Chiavaris.
‐ You shut the fuck up.
749
00:36:57,149 --> 00:36:59,850
You... I could not
have been more specific.
750
00:36:59,938 --> 00:37:01,936
I asked you to find me
a caterer
751
00:37:02,024 --> 00:37:04,842
who had the gold Chiavaris
752
00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:06,016
with the white cushions.
753
00:37:06,104 --> 00:37:07,922
You had one job.
754
00:37:08,017 --> 00:37:10,067
Uh, that was my fault, I...
thought we had those,
755
00:37:10,155 --> 00:37:11,617
but I was mistaken.
756
00:37:11,758 --> 00:37:13,554
But I‐I think that
any of these could work...
757
00:37:13,641 --> 00:37:15,897
God damn it, why does
everything always have to suck?
758
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:18,186
This is my fucking
wedding day!
759
00:37:18,274 --> 00:37:20,777
For one day.
For one day
760
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,780
can I have the gold...
Chiavaris
761
00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:25,983
with the white cushions?!
762
00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:29,865
‐ I mean, I‐I can call around...
‐ I thought I told you
763
00:37:29,953 --> 00:37:32,225
to shut the fuck up!
Are you retarded?
764
00:37:32,313 --> 00:37:33,553
‐ Uh...
‐ Huh, Brooks?
765
00:37:33,641 --> 00:37:35,124
‐ Answer me!
‐ Uh, yes.
766
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,501
‐ Yes, you're retarded!
‐ I'm retarded.
767
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,424
Which is why we had
the fucking mix‐up!
768
00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:44,492
- I'm sorry.
- ‐
769
00:37:45,234 --> 00:37:46,552
This is my fault.
770
00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:49,268
I put too much on your plate.
771
00:38:02,412 --> 00:38:03,538
Hey.
772
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,156
‐ Did you find Frank?
‐ Yeah.
773
00:38:08,679 --> 00:38:10,117
Where is everybody?
774
00:38:12,781 --> 00:38:15,707
Debbie went to a dance,
Carl's at work,
775
00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,501
Ian's with Mickey,
Fiona moved,
776
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,049
and now you're moving
to Milwaukee.
777
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,049
You gonna be
all right, buddy?
778
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:26,551
Yeah.
779
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,098
I'm just gonna miss
everyone being around.
780
00:38:32,485 --> 00:38:34,445
Cheers.
781
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,593
Oh, look at this bag
782
00:38:42,681 --> 00:38:44,336
that Debbie got me
for my birthday.
783
00:38:44,424 --> 00:38:46,779
- That is so cute!
- Oh, my God!
784
00:38:47,037 --> 00:38:48,285
I know, I love it.
785
00:38:48,373 --> 00:38:49,653
You have good taste.
786
00:38:49,741 --> 00:38:52,283
- Yes, she does.
- And good skin.
787
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,537
God, look at your skin!
788
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,330
I used to have skin
like that.
789
00:38:56,424 --> 00:38:58,307
- Bullshit.
- ‐
790
00:38:58,395 --> 00:39:00,354
And your hair...
I love the color.
791
00:39:00,442 --> 00:39:02,211
‐ Who does it?
‐ I do it.
792
00:39:02,313 --> 00:39:03,496
I'm so jealous.
793
00:39:03,606 --> 00:39:05,715
Mm, I bet you are.
794
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,606
So what do 19‐year‐olds
like to do these days?
795
00:39:09,075 --> 00:39:11,888
Watch TV shows
about suicide, do drugs.
796
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:13,681
Protest shit
we don't know much about.
797
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:16,247
I'm just kidding.
798
00:39:16,335 --> 00:39:18,286
I don't really know.
I work a lot.
799
00:39:18,568 --> 00:39:19,809
I'm a welder.
800
00:39:20,121 --> 00:39:21,588
You're a welder?
801
00:39:21,676 --> 00:39:23,399
Not as of lately, but... yeah.
802
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,331
Oh, my God,
that's incredible.
803
00:39:25,419 --> 00:39:27,002
‐ Like Jennifer Beals.
‐
804
00:39:27,090 --> 00:39:27,973
In Flashdance.
805
00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:29,269
Oh...
806
00:39:29,356 --> 00:39:31,801
I'm gonna need
another drink.
807
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,661
Uh, hey, I'm gonna run
to the ladies' room real quick.
808
00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:35,839
‐ Okay.
‐ I'll be right back.
809
00:39:35,926 --> 00:39:37,124
Do you need me
to go with you?
810
00:39:37,212 --> 00:39:38,338
Uh, no.
811
00:39:39,732 --> 00:39:41,252
You're an asshole.
812
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,668
You're both
assholes.
813
00:39:43,387 --> 00:39:44,253
Stop it.
814
00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:49,920
Whoa...
815
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:56,808
♪ Creepy little sneaky
little foreign places ♪
816
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:03,564
♪ Terrifying territories ♪
817
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:06,776
♪ I can't take it ♪
818
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:09,278
♪ It's a great big atlas ♪
819
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:11,155
‐ ♪ Yeah ♪
‐
820
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:15,117
♪ I'm feelin' dumb ♪
821
00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,953
Calm down.
I'll be there in a second.
822
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,704
♪ When you've gotten
what you want ♪
823
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,791
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
824
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:23,793
♪ There's nothing left
to want ♪
825
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,253
♪ Up and at 'em again ♪
826
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:28,506
♪ You don't know
what you want ♪
827
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,553
Hey.
828
00:40:33,389 --> 00:40:35,263
There she is.
829
00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:37,639
‐ Seriously?
‐ ♪ When you've gotten ♪
830
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,808
‐ ♪ What you want ♪
‐ Come on.
831
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:41,412
♪ Maybe I should start over ♪
832
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,566
Remember, you're desperately
in love with me.
833
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,983
Thank God you're here.
834
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,153
I'm bringing Sandy in to deal
with the invitations
835
00:40:49,241 --> 00:40:50,989
and a few other details
moving forward.
836
00:40:51,077 --> 00:40:52,678
‐ Wait... what? Why?
‐ 'Cause too many things
837
00:40:52,765 --> 00:40:54,350
are slippin' through
the cracks, Gallagher.
838
00:40:54,437 --> 00:40:55,678
The chairs were
a fuckin' shit‐show.
839
00:40:55,765 --> 00:40:57,388
Also, Sandy's
getting me my best man.
840
00:40:57,476 --> 00:40:59,364
You line up
your best man yet?
841
00:40:59,452 --> 00:41:00,976
Not yet, no.
842
00:41:01,101 --> 00:41:02,849
That's what
I'm talkin' about.
843
00:41:02,937 --> 00:41:04,750
You sure you still wanna
go through with this?
844
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,502
Yes. Why?
845
00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:08,782
Terry's back at the house
making hollow‐tip bullets.
846
00:41:08,870 --> 00:41:11,138
- Calls 'em Pansy Poppers.
- Fuck him.
847
00:41:11,226 --> 00:41:12,806
You ask Debbie if Franny
can be the flower girl?
848
00:41:12,893 --> 00:41:14,093
Yeah, I sent her a text.
849
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,386
Thank you.
850
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,563
This is still about Terry,
right?
851
00:41:17,651 --> 00:41:18,978
You don't give a shit
about weddings.
852
00:41:19,065 --> 00:41:20,729
Where the fuck's your ring?
853
00:41:21,432 --> 00:41:24,456
I... must have...
854
00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:26,846
left it next to the sink.
855
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:29,275
I can't even.
856
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,229
‐ I can see why you called.
‐
857
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:01,242
‐ Hey!
‐ Ah... shit!
858
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:03,786
Who the hell are you?
859
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:06,163
I'm... house sitting.
Who the hell are you?
860
00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:07,832
I'm Jean‐Luc,
the gardener.
861
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,625
Miss Faye asked me
to look after the place
862
00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:10,793
‐ while she's in Puerto Rico.
‐ That's funny,
863
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,088
'cause she never mentioned
anything about it to me.
864
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,673
Well, she never mentioned
you either.
865
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,465
Why's all the furniture
covered, hmm?
866
00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:19,010
I'm... just using
the second floor.
867
00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:20,261
You know what?
868
00:43:20,348 --> 00:43:23,055
I'm gonna call her.
869
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:25,978
‐ We will straighten this out.
‐ Go ahead.
870
00:43:27,097 --> 00:43:30,062
Um... I don't have
her number.
871
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,647
I do.
I'll call her.
872
00:43:31,816 --> 00:43:33,649
Fine.
Call her.
873
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,276
I'm not goin' anywhere.
874
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:37,361
Oh, I'm calling.
875
00:43:37,682 --> 00:43:39,860
Tell her Frank says hello.
876
00:43:39,948 --> 00:43:41,970
Oh, and tell her the yard guy
877
00:43:42,058 --> 00:43:43,721
is gonna stay in her house
while she's gone.
878
00:43:43,808 --> 00:43:45,536
I'm not the yard guy,
asshole.
879
00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:47,580
‐ Who the hell are you again?
‐ I'm her boyfriend.
880
00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:49,165
Funny, she never
mentioned anything
881
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,292
about having
any boyfriend.
882
00:43:50,456 --> 00:43:53,204
Oh, you mean she didn't
share her romantic status
883
00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:55,040
with the yard guy?
884
00:43:55,128 --> 00:43:56,672
Stop callin' me the yard guy.
885
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,050
‐ I'm callin' the cops.
‐ Oh, go ahead, ha ha.
886
00:43:59,683 --> 00:44:01,407
And tell them
there's been a break‐in,
887
00:44:01,495 --> 00:44:04,495
'cause I have house keys.
How did you get in?
888
00:44:04,620 --> 00:44:06,814
I thought you were
gonna call Miss Faye.
889
00:44:06,902 --> 00:44:08,490
‐ I am.
‐ Well, then do it.
890
00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:10,316
I'm calling her
right now.
891
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,365
‐ I'm not supposed to be here.
‐ Well, no shit.
892
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,715
‐ Me neither.
‐ I didn't know anyone
893
00:44:24,802 --> 00:44:26,024
was upstairs... I thought
I was hearin' things.
894
00:44:26,111 --> 00:44:28,335
Where were you... I thought
the place was haunted!
895
00:44:28,423 --> 00:44:29,290
I stay in the basement.
896
00:44:29,378 --> 00:44:30,837
‐ Do you play a piano?
‐ Yes.
897
00:44:30,925 --> 00:44:32,097
Thank God.
898
00:44:32,185 --> 00:44:34,441
Hey, maybe, uh...
899
00:44:35,026 --> 00:44:36,211
we can both live here,
huh?
900
00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,305
Come on,
it's a big house.
901
00:44:38,393 --> 00:44:39,846
There's plenty of room
for the both of us.
902
00:44:39,933 --> 00:44:41,462
Fine.
I'll take the second floor.
903
00:44:41,550 --> 00:44:42,580
You can keep the basement.
904
00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:45,644
‐ First floor neutral.
‐ Sure, first floor's neutral.
905
00:44:58,237 --> 00:44:59,689
What do you got,
Gallagher?
906
00:44:59,777 --> 00:45:01,529
So, sanitation department's
907
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,155
in bed with
the real estate developers.
908
00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:04,782
Bribe them to either
pick up the trash,
909
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:06,577
make the neighborhood
look like shit.
910
00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:08,296
That way, they can influence
the rent,
911
00:45:08,384 --> 00:45:09,703
property value,
all of it.
912
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,622
Son of a bitch.
913
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,958
And it's all overseen
by this cat named Otis.
914
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,713
Get in.
915
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,756
Nice work, Gallagher.
916
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:21,382
Seriously,
this is good stuff.
917
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:25,177
So... I'm undercover.
918
00:45:26,294 --> 00:45:27,574
No.
919
00:45:27,662 --> 00:45:29,265
Y‐you're an informant.
920
00:45:29,650 --> 00:45:31,890
Call it what you want,
but I'm undercover.
921
00:45:31,978 --> 00:45:33,439
You're not undercover.
922
00:45:33,931 --> 00:45:36,015
I took a shit
in somebody's house, sir.
923
00:45:36,103 --> 00:45:37,398
So they trust me.
924
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,150
Pretty sure that makes me
undercover.
925
00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:42,153
You're not... undercover.
926
00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,363
Oh.
I gotcha.
927
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,032
No, I don't think you do.
928
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,534
So what now?
929
00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:49,368
Bring in the FBI?
930
00:45:49,455 --> 00:45:52,413
FBI?
Hell, no!
931
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,456
I want a slice.
932
00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:56,584
Oh.
933
00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:58,506
Of what?
934
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:00,838
The money.
935
00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,465
Course.
936
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,593
So we're not
the good cops?
937
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,303
Not at all.
938
00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:10,014
But seriously, hey.
939
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,140
Nice work.
940
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,142
Keep it up.
941
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,477
See if we can't get ya
a good fake I. D.,
942
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,396
maybe waive that
minimum age restriction,
943
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:19,148
get you in the Academy.
944
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:21,317
You'll make one hell
of a cop some day, Gallagher.
945
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,485
Thank you, sir.
946
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,820
Proud to be of service.
947
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:31,035
Hey,
where are you going?
948
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,786
Throwing my crack baby
in the dumpster.
949
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,080
I'm goin' to the bathroom.
950
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:14,411
Sorry.
951
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:15,704
‐ Hey, are you okay?
‐ UTI.
952
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:19,375
- So adorable.
- So 19.
953
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:22,798
To... crow's feet?
954
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:34,390
- Kev Ball's Keg Zone.
- Cool.
955
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,717
I'm gonna train people
using kegs.
956
00:47:36,805 --> 00:47:38,226
Observe.
957
00:47:38,314 --> 00:47:39,770
Keg curls.
958
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,313
‐ Wow.
‐ Whistles.
959
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:44,400
Keg‐cline push‐ups.
960
00:47:44,487 --> 00:47:46,360
- Sweet.
- Okay.
961
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,491
Keg plank.
You wanna try it, V?
962
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:53,325
Keg squats.
963
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,499
Uh, Kermit, you might wanna
start off with a empty one.
964
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,708
I don't wanna do this,
but I think other people will.
965
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:04,378
All right, Kermit,
stay positive.
966
00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:05,754
V, keep your back straight.
967
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,756
Good.
968
00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:09,748
How do we decide who gets
to walk down the aisle?
969
00:48:09,835 --> 00:48:11,532
Depends on who's the bride
and who's the groom.
970
00:48:11,619 --> 00:48:13,066
Either way,
we need a videographer,
971
00:48:13,154 --> 00:48:14,694
'cause I need to tape Terry
to a chair
972
00:48:14,782 --> 00:48:16,570
and make him watch the shit
over and over again.
973
00:48:16,657 --> 00:48:17,891
Why can't we both
be grooms?
974
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,643
‐ I don't know.
‐ Can't we just be
975
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,062
‐ Ian and Mickey?
‐ Look, I don't... God damn it,
976
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,605
you and Sandy.
I don't know.
977
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:30,029
Can I help you?
978
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:33,407
♪ She said we gotta
hold on ♪
979
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,576
♪ To what we got ♪
980
00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:37,619
♪ It doesn't make
a difference ♪
981
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:38,912
‐ ♪ If we make it or not ♪
‐ How the fuck did you
982
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,665
‐ know that?
‐ Little bird told me.
983
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,792
♪ We got each other ♪
984
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:46,295
♪ And that's a lot for love ♪
985
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,255
You're a sneaky bastard.
986
00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:49,997
♪ We'll give it a shot ♪
987
00:48:50,215 --> 00:48:52,625
♪ Whoa, we're halfway there ♪
988
00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:54,720
‐
‐ ♪ Whoa ♪
989
00:48:54,807 --> 00:48:57,556
♪ Livin' on a prayer now ♪
990
00:49:05,818 --> 00:49:07,649
‐ Right. Proof.
‐ What?
991
00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:09,026
Nothing.
Thank you.
992
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,694
I wanna dance.
993
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,700
Seriously?
994
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,867
Would you like
more scotch?
995
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,290
Oh, you know it.
996
00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:24,666
‐ Ahh. Thank you.
‐ Mm.
997
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:25,876
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Ahh.
998
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,048
‐ Mind if I smoke?
‐ Not at all.
999
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:34,927
Is that crack?
1000
00:49:35,014 --> 00:49:37,558
I don't smoke crack.
1001
00:49:39,101 --> 00:49:41,600
It's crystal meth.
Would you like some?
1002
00:49:41,687 --> 00:49:44,940
Oh, it's gonna be a good
winter, yard guy.
1003
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:51,735
♪ Slow rock ♪
1004
00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:31,942
Nice boutonniere.
1005
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,610
I bought it.
1006
00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:37,030
For Julia
to give to her date.
1007
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,867
Her date ditched her,
so I agreed to go with her.
1008
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,077
She didn't wanna
go alone.
1009
00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,580
Shit.
1010
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,874
You know,
I really liked you.
1011
00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:48,459
I really like you too.
1012
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,626
It was stupid for me
to think
1013
00:50:49,713 --> 00:50:53,422
a young, beautiful girl
like you would fall for me.
1014
00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:54,561
Hi.
1015
00:50:54,649 --> 00:50:57,221
So Debbie and I
are fucking.
1016
00:50:58,556 --> 00:50:59,720
You're gay?
1017
00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:00,929
Hell, no.
I hate vaginas.
1018
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:03,765
I just wanted
to piss you off.
1019
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,767
- My God.
- Why?
1020
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:07,936
I mean, what have
I ever done to you
1021
00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:09,313
besides give you
everything?
1022
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,607
Oh, the carb counting?
The body shaming?
1023
00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,442
‐ I did that to protect you.
‐ From what?
1024
00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:15,569
‐ Being bullied.
‐ So you bullied me.
1025
00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:17,154
‐ I weigh 119 pounds.
‐ Says who?
1026
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,865
- Not the scale.
- You're a monster.
1027
00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,783
Well, and you're an entitled
little shit.
1028
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:23,785
- Fuck off!
- Excuse me?
1029
00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:25,621
No screens for a week.
1030
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,706
Fine.
Then I'm quitting the cello.
1031
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,291
‐ Mm, no you're not.
‐ Watch me.
1032
00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,084
I'm sending you back
to Montana.
1033
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,090
Back to the troubled
teen learning institute.
1034
00:51:33,178 --> 00:51:35,130
- Can't wait.
- But this time...
1035
00:51:35,217 --> 00:51:37,382
I'm flying you coach.
1036
00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:40,931
No more special
services for you.
1037
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,139
Hey.
1038
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:46,061
Hey.
1039
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,119
I rented that house.
1040
00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,754
That one I showed you.
1041
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:17,506
Tami.
1042
00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,053
- Hey.
- ‐
1043
00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:24,555
Hey, can you wait?
Wait, please.
1044
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:26,143
Hey.
1045
00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:30,644
Look, it would be good
1046
00:52:30,731 --> 00:52:33,400
for Fred to be around
his cousins, right?
1047
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,858
You know, his aunts,
his uncles.
1048
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:39,698
His family and your family.
1049
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:43,782
You know, in Milwaukee,
you'll have no one.
1050
00:52:43,869 --> 00:52:47,244
Right?
I mean, we will have no one.
1051
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:55,210
My family...
1052
00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:59,009
this neighborhood
is my support system.
1053
00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,304
This is my home.
1054
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:05,470
All right?
I thought I could do it.
1055
00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:07,431
I really did,
but I had some time with it,
1056
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,142
and... I don't know.
1057
00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:16,148
You know, I‐I'm worried
about my sobriety.
1058
00:53:16,235 --> 00:53:19,109
I've got a community here,
my meetings.
1059
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:21,862
Brad, the people in our group,
my job...
1060
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:23,992
I mean, this place, it's...
1061
00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:27,329
It's important to me.
1062
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,375
Milwaukee's baseball team
is called The Brewers.
1063
00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,545
There's no way
I could stay sober up there.
1064
00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,179
Tami.
1065
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,020
Rich people are crazy.
1066
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:57,230
Fuckin' nuts.
1067
00:53:57,317 --> 00:54:00,108
They create drama
because they're bored.
1068
00:54:00,196 --> 00:54:02,110
When you're poor, you don't
need to create drama.
1069
00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:04,021
I know, every day's
a goddamn drama.
1070
00:54:04,109 --> 00:54:06,323
What are...
You're a garbage man now?
1071
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:08,492
It's more complicated
than that, Milk.
1072
00:54:08,579 --> 00:54:10,786
I'm basically
an undercover cop.
1073
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,162
‐ Ha.
‐ Ha ha ha.
1074
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,497
Not a very good one.
1075
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,415
Undercover cops
don't go around
1076
00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:17,626
telling people
they're undercover cops.
1077
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,044
Laugh all you want,
Sandy.
1078
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:21,630
It's a lot harder
than you think
1079
00:54:21,717 --> 00:54:22,756
never knowing
who you can trust,
1080
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,550
whether or not they're gonna
figure out you're a rat.
1081
00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,094
It's stressful.
Can I hit that?
1082
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:29,846
Don't you get
drug tested?
1083
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:31,640
I'm undercover...
I have to do drugs
1084
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:32,891
so they know I'm one of 'em.
1085
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:33,767
Who, the garbage men?
1086
00:54:33,854 --> 00:54:36,228
Forget it.
1087
00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:38,192
I'm goin' to bed.
1088
00:54:40,486 --> 00:54:42,984
Weird shit
rich people do... go.
1089
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:44,610
They go camping.
1090
00:54:45,235 --> 00:54:46,438
They vote.
1091
00:54:46,703 --> 00:54:49,658
They volunteer to work
in soup kitchens.
1092
00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:51,580
They kiss their dogs.
1093
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:57,544
Wash their cars,
even in the winter.
1094
00:54:59,254 --> 00:55:00,714
You wanna fuck?
1095
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:04,881
Fuck, yeah.
1096
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,053
♪ Well, tell me,
do you hate me ♪
1097
00:55:10,140 --> 00:55:12,013
♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪
1098
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,683
♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪
1099
00:55:14,770 --> 00:55:16,893
♪ 'Cause your eyes
are lookin' crazy ♪
1100
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,854
♪ So why you comin' over ♪
1101
00:55:19,878 --> 00:55:21,356
Lots of light.
1102
00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:24,360
Original molding.
All the light fixtures are new.
1103
00:55:24,448 --> 00:55:26,862
Oh, oh, and there's a nice
little patio in the back.
1104
00:55:26,950 --> 00:55:29,509
Oh.
Oh, God.
1105
00:55:29,754 --> 00:55:31,463
Did they have a dog?
1106
00:55:31,551 --> 00:55:32,479
Yeah, I don't think so.
1107
00:55:32,567 --> 00:55:34,244
♪ Well, tell me
do you hate me ♪
1108
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,037
♪ Or do you wanna date me ♪
1109
00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,998
♪ It's kinda hard to tell ♪
1110
00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,875
♪ 'Cause your eyes
are lookin' crazy ♪
1111
00:55:40,008 --> 00:55:41,968
♪ So why you comin' over ♪
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