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(Phone ringing)

Listen.. Hello..

Oi! Senseless dame!

I'm riding now. Hang up!

Oh is it? Dad had called

about giving you money.

It's ok. I'll call later..

Hey.. hey.. wait..

don't hang up..

Your dad himself called

about giving me money, aye?

Yep. He said, he

can try to arrange

the money for you by tomorrow.

What do you mean

"arrange the money for me"?

He said he could arrange

a loan at a low interest rate.

Bitch! I will give your

dad a loan at low interest.

He's gifted you a bike just 5

months back. Now if you again..

Just gifting a bike

will suffice, aye?

Who'll pay for the fuel?

Ok.. I understand..

Does he know how

the cost of servicing?

Alright.. don't

get worked up..

In our culture, the soninlaw

ought to be revered like a god.

Your dad's an uncivilized brute.

He has no sense

of culture & tradition.

Ok, now calm down.

Why do you think wives wash

their husband's feet & pray?

It's right to ask if

we were struggling,

but is it right to pester dad

frequently, without reason?

Hey a******e, who are you?

I'm already messed up. Don't

mess with me right now f****r!

(Let's talk about

it calmly please!)

Stop there you filthy

pig. I'm gonna thrash you..

(What?.... Hello?....Hello!?..)

Oi moron! Stop

running you swine.

(What's wrong?

Talk to me properly..)

Oi!

(are you listening

to what I'm saying?)

(what's wrong? I don't

understand what's happening..)

(Hello!...)

(Are you able to

hear me?.. Hello..)

(Hello!.. talk to me.. hello..)

(Oh god! Is he even

able to hear me...)

(Hello.. say something..)

You spineless dirty mongrel!

Heyyy!!!

(Have you gone mad?

Why're you screaming like this?)

Looks at those b******s!

They're running away with my

bike (respond to me properly..)

(Tell me what the matter is.)

Oi! What are you

blabbering about?

(What's wrong?)

Freakin' hell! Some

b*****d is taking

away your dad's

bike. Hang up now!

(I think you've gone mad..)

Stop now you

freakin' a*****es!

You alone are responsible

for your belongings.

Woah! You just witnessed the

Ankanatheshwara Veeragaase team

deliver a fabulous

Veeragaase performance.

The gods have blessed them.

And yes, a request

to all the devotees,

on behalf of the temple's

administrative team;

There are many

pickpockets, chain

snatchers and

kidnappers lurking around.

All the ladies & kids be

careful about your jewelries.

Don't be carefree in

the excitement of the fair.

Ok, coming back to the next

programme.. we have .. erm..

Oy! hand me the programme

list I say.. (Greetings

dear citizens)

This is a police notification

In recent days, due

to the rise in cases

of theft & chain

snatching in this area,

you are requested to immediately

inform the nearest

police station

about any suspicious

looking person or activity.

Good morning ladies & gentlemen!

Welcome to Bengaluru

international airport.

Baggage from Indigo

6EO237, Delhi to Bengaluru,

is now arriving, in 5

minutes, at carousel 6.

As many bags look alike,

please check the

number on your baggage

claim ticket with the

number on your bag.

There have been

instances of baggage

thieves replacing

bags with lookalikes.

If you face any problem,

please check with the

Indigo representative

at the baggage claim area

or with the lost &

found baggage counter.

(thank you for flying

with us. Have a pleasant

stay..) Greetings! Indian

Railways welcomes you.

Passengers kindly pay attention.

During your travel,

do not consume

eatables or beverages

offered by strangers.

Recently incidents of

thieves drugging travellers

& stealing their belongings

have been reported.

So please be responsible

for your own belongings.

Thank you!

Wish you a happy & safe journey.

He'll never listen to me.

I've told him a hundred times

but he'll never learn.

Keep doing this the entire day!

People wash their

bikes once a week,

not every single day!

Washing it won't make

money rain from the skies!

Stop it now!

Inaayat!

They would've cut our

power supply yesterday itself.

He didn't do it because

of my persistent begging.

Was all our struggle

to see this day?

Did we abandon our

homes for this kind of life?

Inaayat!

At least from now on,

you need to be careful.

That bike isn't your life.

Both the chit fund dues

must be paid tomorrow.

Do you remember?

Don't make that Farookh

land at our doorstep again.

All the neighbours stare at ...

Inaayat?

Tch!

Tch!

Hey! What are you

meddling with here, huh?

Come soon.. He's

gonna torment us now.

Tch! Rickshaw! Rickshaw!

Brother! Will you take

me to Sarakki signal?

Sorry, can't go there brother.

Good morning guys!

Good morning sir!

This week's target is 300 units.

We have to

complete it on time.

Ok sir.

Hey Shivu!

Yes sir?

Didn't you sleep last night?

No, I did sir.

Be alert I say.

Ah, yes sir.

Hey, sir is here.

Good morning sir.

Good morning sir.

I need the revised

demo by evening.

Ok?

Sure sir.

Ask everyone to attend the

presentation

tomorrow without fail.

Ok sir.

Upendra!

How can we cover such numbers?

Manju! .. Here's yours..

Inaayat?!

Oi! What're you

doing here I say?

I've been searching

everywhere for you.

Take care of a couple

of my units as well.

But.. I have so much

to complete myself..

What do you mean?

You won't do it, aye?

Huh? Ermm..

No, I didn't mean that.

Ok, give it to me. I'll do it.

Show some leniency & the

bugger thinks he's the boss.

Sir.. Uhm.. Erm... Sir!

From Aquality!

Telecaller.. called

sir, morning?

Yeah, yeah.. tell me man.

I self Inaayat..

Excuse me sir,

I self Inaayat..

Ermm..

Water purity analyzer..

pure.. analyzer seller sir.

I'm a bit hard of

hearing. Speak loudly!

Uhm..

This machine.. Uh.. mach..

Umm.. not mach.. tiffin box..

Ok..

Uhm.. this process madam..

Erm..

Tap water sir..

Filter water sir..

Bubble come sir..

Bubble sir!

It is not clean sir.

This is machine madam.

Company machine.

GuLLe (bubble) comes,

Clean water..

Drinking water eh?

Ha ha..

Sir, I sell water property..

You will get back to you sir.

Erm.. no, madam!

Fine!

Who asked for tea?

That man brother.

Sir, I've kept the money here.

Ok, alright..

Hello!

Yes, I come sir..

Sorry mate!

Sorry.. sorry..

I come sir.

Uh.. tele..

telecaller called sir?

Uh..

Yeah.. Uh.. I come two minutes..

Um.. Demo.. show sir..

Water poverty..

Hey.. hey.. hey!

Hey, stop.. stop

right there man.

Where do you think

you're taking the bike, aye?!

I'll call you..

Why sir? Is it a

no parking zone?

No parking.. heh?

What's the matter bro?

Hadn't I noticed, he would've

scooted away with my bike.

Oh! This is your bike, right?

Yeah!

Oh yes yes.. This

one is my bike.

You see.. both look

exactly the same..

So I didn't realize it..

Uhm.. Sorry.. sorry sir..

Look at that.

Freakin hell! Look at that bro!

What are the odds, eh!?

Sorry sir.. good

that you noticed sir.

Else.. I'm really sorry sir

It's ok man. I understand.

What are the odds of

this happening!? Ha ha..

What happened bro?

Bro! Look here..

Since the two

bikes looked similar,

that man was trying

to start my bike.

The dumbass

didn't even realize it.

Tch!

Sir, I'm at the location.

Ok sir.. Ok sir..

OK Sir!

Brother! Look;

Inaayat is coming.

Salaam walaekum Inaayat!

Walaekum assalaam!

It's been a while since

I last saw you, ey?

Where did you disappear?

Huh?

Same bike! Same colour!

Takes time to

search for it, right?

Takes a lot of roaming around.

Why don't you listen to me..

Why go through all this trouble

searching for this same

model & same colour, eh?

Look around for other bikes.

I'll give you the keys.

Nope!

No need Pasha brother!

I'm fine with this only.

" "Gaayab" (disappeared!).. "

" "Gaayab" (disappeared!)... "

You think I don't know

my own bike's number eh?

Yeah, I don't see it here.

That's why I'm asking you. Huh?

Oi! Useless bugger!

Zeeshan brother!

You have to pay every

month; not every quarter. Innit?

Ermm...

Gimme the money!

Here Zeeshan brother.

Oi Inaayat! Why

the delay bugger?

You're gonna get thrashed

by big brother for sure.

I'll pay on time from

now on Zeeshan brother.

Mark my words; you're

gonna get thrashed for sure.

Sir, I'm right here.. coming..

I'm parking my bike sir..

I'll be there in 2 minutes sir..

Coming.. I'm coming sir..

I'm just parking my bike sir..

Don't go anywhere..

I'll be there in a minute..

" Try searching for

him on Google and "

" he slips away, bamboozling

you with a googly. "

" You think you've

gotten rid of him and "

" he pops up right

in front of you. "

" On the highway.. on the

streets.. he's present

everywhere "

" lurking at every

nook & corner.. "

" He looks oh so innocent, "

" but he deceives you

within the blink of an eye. "

" Make some time

& do enlighten us "

" how on earth did you

become such an expert? "

Here's 120 bucks

Ok, thank you.

I'm already at the location.

Ah! Here you are.

Namaste (greetings) sir.

Uhmm.. looks like

I've seen you before..

Is it? Yep.

Are you from Kundapura?

Yes I am!

I'm from Matad Betta.

I'm from Arasara Betta!

That makes us neighbours mate!

Yeah!

A high five to that!

Come, let's talk

over a cup of tea.

See; it took OLX to

meet your own neighbor!

The times we are

living in is such!

My bike will still be with a

brother from another mother.

Yeah!

A high five to that!

I'll take leave now

Alright, let's leave.

Uhm.. Rickshaw!

Oi!

Oi! Come here now!

What's up?

Where's the bike mate?

Where's the bike mate?

" "Gaayab" (disappeared!).. "

" "Gaayab" (disappeared!).. "

What do you mean once I

sign, it's my responsibility?

What else?

Apart from selling you the bike,

should I bring it to your

house, & pray

for its wellbeing?

Shut up you cheat!

mind your tongue..

Hey.. stop fighting brothers..

" "Gaayab" (disappeared!).. "

Come fight me if

you are a man I say.

Here it comes.. here it

comes.. aaannd.. Kapow!

Inaayat!

Why do you have so many keys?

Huh?

Erm..

Isn't this your key?

What about the rest?

They're from the office.

I took them by mistake.

Hmm.. Alright.

I've kept them here.

" He's learnt it all

without a guru (teacher) "

" He roams around aimlessly. "

" You can't tell

him how to live, "

" he lives his life

as he wishes. "

" He ties up time

without tying a watch. "

" Drinks tea, on

time, without fail. "

" He's never touched alcohol,

cigarettes and paan

(betel leaves) "

" He adorns himself with

hats n boots n belts & pants.. "

" He looks like a scared sissy "

" but if you pity

him, he'll dupe you. "

" Make some time

& do enlighten us "

" how on earth did you

become such an expert? "

Zeeshan brother..

here's the money..

Walaekum assalaam

What time is it now bugger?

9 PM

Oy jackass!

M*********r!

You've been telling you'll

be here since morning!

When are you coming

with the money bugger?

Hey jackass!

When you wanted the money,

you came running to

my house like a rabid dog.

Now when it's time

to return the money,

m**********r!

Uhm.. hello... that's

what I told you..

What's this mister?

Oi! Go & attend

to that customer.

What's this brother?

Uh.. Erm.. Sir.. Water..

Oh! Is that what

this is? I don't need it.

water purity sellers.. huh? Sir?

Hello!... Come.. Coming..

Coming.. Ok.. uh..

Hey! Stop! Stop right there.

Sir.. sir .. sir..

Watch out! Be careful sir!

Oi! Get lost.

I'll take the keys..

Come talk to the officer..

They were riding like

drunken monkeys sir!

Ya, ya.. I saw it.

Please sir.. I don't

have any money.

Hey! Look.. He's

riding away I say.

Oi!.. Oy!.. HEY!

" He'll disappear when you're

busy discussing Big Boss, "

" ..when you're listening to

a song on your headphone.. "

" when you're not attentive

for a fleating moment, "

" when you turn your head

at the sweet smell of donuts, "

" ..when you are busy oggling

at the new girl in office.. "

" ..when you're using the

toothpick to clean

your teeth.. "

" You've closed your eyes to

pray & he's already

conned you! "

" On the highway.. on the

streets.. he's present

everywhere "

" lurking at every

nook & corner.. "

" He looks oh so innocent, "

" but he deceives you

within the blink of an eye. "

" Make some time

& do enlighten us "

" how on earth did you

become such an expert? "

" "Gaayab" (disappeared!).. "

We're doomed if we

get stuck in the traffic.

Hello madam!

What are you doing?

We are going to a

play, not a movie.

Even if we're late by a

second, they won't let us in.

Please get ready soon.

Meh!

Madhu let's not do this.

It'll become mechanical.

We're already late & you

want to discuss this now?

Look at my parents.

They're so cool about it.

They said "Whether

you get married or not,

is upto you. Don't

get us involved in this."

The status & social connections

of your parents

are totally different.

Folks they mingle

with don't even

ask if you're

married & have kids.

They're not bothered

about anyone around them.

But the folks associated

with my parents!

They are bothered about

everyone else except themselves.

I don't know if they're

bothered about it or not,

but due to them we

are getting worked up.

Just muddying our heads.

Uhh..

Tch!

It's no big deal; just a few

rituals & a prayer, that's all.

What's wrong in acceding

to those petty demands?

Just perfect!

Argh!

The damn thing chose

this time to go flat!

You know what?

When you buy a new car,

the prayer & the rituals that

you did are not important.

Maintaining it properly is!

Rickshaw!

Sir, will you drop

us at Suchitra?

Nope.

Then will you drop

us at the cemetery!?

Argh! No cabs available

as well right now.

What the hell do I do now?

Hey! Mr. Bridegroom!

Praveen's bike is right there.

God knows where he is right now.

Hah Hello!

Where are you mate?

Isn't he there?

Oh! is it?

By when will you be back?

I needed your bike bro.

Yeah, got it. Thanks a lot bro.

Sss.. Sir.. fff.. full

intruction here sir..

Afwafw..ru ru .. rupees here..

Just for the sake of argument

don't blabber anything.

Have some sense.

Do you even know how the

concept of marriage started?

DO YOU?

Ah! Shoot Shoot.

It apparently

started in the forests.

In those times,

the men, after sex,

would loaf around freely without

any sense of responsibility.

Even when the

woman got pregnant,

the man wouldn't

come to see her.

All the elders got together

& came to a decision.

That marriage is a must for

man & woman to copulate.

Hello!

Get one pipe wrench,

one 1516 spanner,

a plier and..

At that time, if

instead of marriage,

they'd invented condoms

or any contraceptives,

today we two could've

escaped your mom's torture.

You understand?

There's much time left

for enlightenment madam!

Right now, if the play begins,

we won't be allowed inside.

We're already getting late.

Will you allow me

to ride peacefully?

Hmm.. Ride as you

wish Mr. Bridegroom.

(The Bride!)

Hey.. there's a

vacant spot here..

Ya ya.. wait.. I'll park there..

Park it quickly.

The second half of

the play was wonderful.

I enjoyed it a lot. Oi!

Be honest

You brought me

to this play because

the heroine glorifies

'marriage', isn't it?

Tell me how do you manage

to bring all conversations

to this same topic

of your choice?

Hats off to this

talent of yours!

Anyone who knows you, will

know what a clever fox you are.

My cab for work arrives at 6 AM

tomorrow. Unlock

the bike quickly.

Everything cannot be unlocked

just by words. Be patient.

God knows when this

bike was last serviced..

Leave; let me do it.

That's how you unlock

a bike. Mr. Bridegroom!

Madhu! Get some milk as well.

Ok

Sir, did you see my bike?

Sir, did you see my bike?

Sir, did you see my bike?

Sir, did you see my bike?

Sir, did you see my bike?

Sir, did you see my bike?

No, I don't know man

I'd parked it right here.

Sir... a blue coloured bike..

.. I'd parked it right here..

Is it? Check with the cops

once to see if they took it.

They'll be right

around the corner.

Is it? Did you say opposite

Suchitra film society?

That is a proper

parking zone mister.

We don't tow

vehicles from there.

You must've parked

it somewhere else.

Who's this idiot walking in the

middle of the street! Oi duffer!

If you don't sleep & keep

staring at that empty space,

will the bike appear there?

Sleep now. You

can give a complaint

to the cops tomorrow morning.

If I could register a

complaint with the cops,

I would have done that by now.

That bike was my lucky charm.

Little does she know how

destiny made me get that bike.

It happened 6 months ago.

At that time I didn't have

this habbit of lifting bikes.

One day,

I was returning after finishing

a demo in Basavanagudi.

Uhm.. Hello..

Hello.. tell me sir..

Oi! What kind of a

person are you I say?

Don't you have any shame?

What's all this going on

in the office!? Disgusting!

What are you talking about sir?

Who's this Farookh I say?

Here; talk to him.

Farookh brother..

Assalaam Walaekum

Walaekum Assalaam

Farookh brother.

M***********g a*****e!

You finally showed

your true colours, aye!

Erm.. I have the chit fund

money with me Farookh brother.

(I didn't really have

the money with me)

(I was afraid.. I lied..) I was

about to come in the morning..

Is it? Then come

to your office now.

Farookh brother!

I have to complete a

demo now.. it's urgent.

Once I complete it,

I'll come straight to your house

in the evening & give it to you.

Oho! You'll come in

the evening, eh a*****e?!

No, no.. My house is very far.

Why should you go

through so much trouble?

I myself will be waiting

at your doorstep. Ok?

Enough said now.

Khuda Hafiz (Goodbye)

(If I don't straighten

that slipper,

my life will turn upside down)

(that was my fear.. my belief!)

(The slipper straightened

up on its own!)

Luck! Good luck!

Good luck is in my destiny.

(That's my bike!)

(But this key?)

I thought it was

just a coincidence

& was about to get off that bike

(The slipper straightened up..

my life too will straighten up)

(This is destiny's gift

to me! I can't let this go.)

(The chit fund amount..

Farookh's loan..)

(Food, clothing, shelter..)

Mate! There's no air

in this ball.. it's useless.

You have to finish this match

with that ball. Can't change it.

Mauka (chance)

Mauka (chance)

If this brother

hadn't doubted my

suspicious movements

& caught me,

I, out of fear, wouldn't have

sold the bike for another year.

Luck was on my side;

everything fell into place.

That was the first day

I saw Pasha brother.

He gave me the money

without a single question.

That boosted my confidence.

My loyalty didn't allow me to

part ways with that lucky bike.

My heart didn't let

me turn my back on it.

Pasha brother!

I want this bike.

I'll give you my bike.

I started that lucky bike.

Are you happy with just this

one or do you want more Inaayat?

Pasha brother confirmed my luck.

(Holy chants seeking blessings

from gods & goddesses)

Listen! Pray to your chosen god.

Pick your choice from the lot.

See; this is for Honda,

this one for Spark,

and this one for Yamaha.

This one for Actijo..

Saburaya!

I want this bike's

keys Pasha brother.

I don't want any

other bike's keys.

This is your bike's key.

Bless us good lord!

Pasha brother! Hey!

90% of the bikes can be

opened with these 3 keys.

and this stick is for

the remaining 10%

Here you go. May good

things happen to you.

I & my wife belong

to different religions.

Our parents had disowned us.

From the moment

I found this bike,

luck started favoring

me in everything I did.

I had almost paid

off my old loans,

But now...

my luck has deserted me.

I dread to imagine

what's in store for me now.

Stop in front of

that tree there.

Yep, right here.

Mother, wake up.

We've reached home.

Ok son.

Have you gone mad?

What the hell were you

doing holding that chain?

let that wretched

bike go to hell... Aah!

Go to the gas store

once now I say.

Can't go now. Will go

there while returning.

Ok, don't forget.

Not sure if there's

enough fuel in this..

Seems like a

different number plate!

This is an obsessive disorder.

In English it's called as "OCD"

There are different types..

What your husband

has is "Intrusive OCD".

If something good

occurs on any given day,

he'll recollect every event

& behaviour on that day,

and will repeat those exact

things over & over again.

He'll have a strong belief that

good things will

happen due to this.

This leads to a huge

pressure & stress on the self.

As this behaviour continues,

they start fearing that if they

don't follow these routines,

bad luck will befall them.

They get stuck in

the maze of repetition.

You can start observing this in

their behaviour & mannerisms.

Sorry Sir. I supported

him as he's from my village.

He's a completely

useless fellow.

In all these days, he has

completed just two sales.

Even those, I doubt,

were done with your help.

He's lucky that he

wasn't fired much earlier.

Give this to him

& ask him to scoot.

If he asks for any money,

give him a tight slap.

Hey! He isn't

agreeing.

Here, take this.

KA.. 01 .. ED.. 0786..

Uhm.. Alright,

alright..

Ha ha ha..

What?!

Huh?

Mister!

Are you talking to me?!

X Series, aye?

Ok

I'll talk to you later.

Sir..

According to the number plate,

you've driven a BMW

car all these days.

BMW!?

That too an X Series model.

Feel proud & happy!

But Sir.. sir.. sir..

What do we do now sir?

Leave that bike

here at the station.

We'll investigate.

Sir.. then what

about my bike sir?

Didn't you drive a

BMW all these days?!

Your bike is the

road tax for that.

Sir.. sir..

It's that memo sir.

Please don't say that

sir. Please help me sir.

Don't worry mister.

We'll try to find it.

Register a complaint

& leave now.

Sir! Sir!

This son of a gun has made

us wait for a freakin eternity.

Let me get hold of him today.

He'll learn a lesson

he'll never forget.

Come home now

you son of a b***h.

You're testing our patience

by making us wait like this.

Inaayat! Where are you?

Come home right now.

Finally you made Farookh

land at our doorstep.

For how much longer do

I suffer like this with you?!

Mummy!

Sir!

Aah! Mummy!

Keeyyy!

Even to get the food

I have to go myself..

Shit!

Woah! Sadhu Maharaj!

You've drowned again in

your Whatsapp world aye?

Mind your business I say.

Whose comedy are

you laughing at sir?

Oh! Our Sadhu

Maharaj's comedy is it?

SIR!

Come here immediately sir!

Sir!.. Sir!

Woah!

He gave us the slip sir.

Oi mister, come here..

Sir? Man..

Where's the BMW I say?

Sir!?

How many do you want mister?

2 cups.

You need a fag? a cigarette, eh?

No, no, I have it.

Hello

I'm outside Bengaluru now. Why?

Ok. What's the matter.

Tch!

Wait mom. I'll call you

later. Give me a minute.

I'm hanging up. Bye.

Are you even listening

to my screams?

Lakshmi!

I'm folding the

clothes upstairs;

coming down in a minute.

Hey! Prankster!

What's in your hand? Show me.

No I won't.

Is this place outside

Bengaluru mister?

Look at how big a liar he is!?

Shall I tell you his plan?

He wants to make us

all wait the entire night.

Then he'll come from

inside the house itself,

& surprise all of us

on his own birthday!

Not just that mom.

He can't wait to open

my surprise gift to him.

Of late, his pranks are

becoming a bit too much.

(Ringaringarosies)

I called him so that he could

have hot dosas (pancakes),

& he lies to me that

he's outside Bengaluru.

There's enough batter to make 2

dosas. I'll prepare

it. Come & have it.

Any guy who has the

same disease as me,

will hate situations

like these the most.

All I ask for is one thing;

That anyone with the

same disease as me,

should never have to

face this kind of a situation.

Yes!

I'm a Kleptomaniac.

To put it in simpler terms,

I have a disease of stealing.

Rohit! What are you

doing? Come soon.

I've already poured

the batter on the pan.

I'm coming mom. Stop yelling.

Rohan, did you eat your dosas?

I won't eat them.

Obviously, this might

seem strange to most of you.

You might feel wether there

even is a stealing disease.

But it's true.

I'm living proof of this truth.

In one way, we

are all born thieves.

What I mean is,

just some time after we're born,

we would have started

stealing one thing or another.

Peppermint.. Eraser..

Ball.. Sugar.. Pencil..

The stolen object

might be small.

Be it a betel nut or a

Bentley car, a thief is a thief!

Genrally, as one grows,

people realize that

stealing is wrong

and they quit stealing.

But people like me can't quit.

Even if we quit stealing,

stealing won't quit on us.

Watch your plate & eat boy.

Initially I would steal

even if it was useless.

Later on, I started

using whatever I stole.

Huh! There's a

weird kind of fun in it.

Just like actor Jaggesh

says in one of his films,

"Scratching an itch

is weirdly satisfying"

We folks get that weird

satisfaction in stealing.

I could easily give

100 bucks to a beggar.

But to pay even a

rupee for a chewing gum,

would haunt me with guilt.

I had no clue why &

what I was stealing.

I didn't even know what stuff I

liked at any

given point in time.

I did visit a doctor

once to enquire about it.

That's when I came

to know that this is a

"Disorder!"..

"Syndrome!".. "Disease!"..

That's what I referred

to as Kleptomania.

Sir.. is this really for real?

Huh?

Atleast return my name

plate before going I say.

Oh god! Sir..

I tried a lot to recover

from this disease.

I smoked cigarettes,

drank alcohol,

smoked up weed,

I even tried drugs.

No use.

I never got the high,

that stealing gave me.

Rohini is my sister.

I love her as much

as I love my mom.

She has easily occupied

90% of my memories.

For every birthday of mine,

she will gift me

something without fail.

But due to this disease of mine,

Since I easily got her gifts,

I never felt they were

important or valuable to me.

Happy birthday to you..

I'd planned to ensure

that at least this

time sister's gift to

me was important.

If I stole the gift even

before she gave it to me,

it would be priceless to me

& I would be at

peace with myself.

But..

as you yourself saw,

even this time, her gift

wasn't priceless to me.

Tentatively the meeting

is fixed for tomorrow, right?

Uhm.. Dad, I'll leave now.

I have some urgent work.

The automated spares

PO has been generated.

The trying system report?

Uhm.. That too

has been generated.

Your mom had called

earlier. Call her back.

Sure dad; I'll talk to her.

Ok, bye.

Even for the regular drinkers,

if they don't have a

little extra on a Sunday,

they won't be at

peace with themselves.

My case too is similar.

Every now & then,

if I don't dedicate some

time just for stealing,

& enter the market,

it feels very odd.

It just doesn't feel

like stealing at all.

There's been no development

in the last 65 years!

Woah! That's not right sir!

How much for this broomstick?

Shankar brother, how

much do I need to pay?

Just a minute.

That's 85 bucks sister.

Sir! Hah?

You dropped your money Oh!

Thank you sir! Who returns

dropped money in this age!?

Huh?!

Sir! What's wrong?

Shankar brother, I

can't find my wallet!

Tch!

Sir! Watch out! Look front sir!

Sir!...

Oh god!

Didn't you notice

what was in front sir?

Sir?!

Four.. I need 4.. How much?

18 bucks madam.

Ha.. Ok.

I've kept the money here.

Take it.

Ha.. Yes

Thank you.

Oh! Shoot..

Sorry sir.. sorry.

What do you want?

Sorry madam.

Tell me what do you want.

This chocolate sir.

Here's the money.

Move aside brother.

" Whatever my heart felt, "

" I've scribbled those

in these few lines "

" I lay these lines

in front of you. "

" Lay your eyes

upon these lines "

" to turn these lines into "

" a beautiful poetry! "

Sir Huh?

Your sholelaces are untied..

Ha..

" I bring with me words "

" with neither head nor tail! "

" On the pretext of listening "

" to these words once, "

" turn these words

into a divine story! "

Uhm.. Hum..

Hey! This is my wallet!

Did I say it isn't?

Huh? He he..

Where did you find it?

Did I say I found it?

I'm Rohit.

Did I say you are Pradeep?

Take this..

Ok.. Ok.. I am Rathna.

and... guess what?

I too am a kleptomaniac.

Hey! Isn't that Rohit?

Hey Rohit!

What?!

Kleptomaniac, eh?

Yep!

Proof!... Uhm.. uh?

What the hell!

Did you find it?

There you go.

Nope, keep it. You deserve it.

Oh?

Sportsmanship spirit, eh?

Uhm.. are you

kind of really real?

It's a myth that the

truth is always bitter.

" Tune into the mayhem.. "

" relaxing is of no use now.. "

" The journey is full

steam ahead from now on. "

" Tune into the mayhem.. "

" relaxing is of

no use anymore.. "

" The journey is full

steam ahead from now on. "

" Without any

qualms or queries, "

" all the weariness

has vanished now. "

" The ever lazy mind, "

" has become active

all of a sudden. "

" Dusting off the dust

from the idle body, "

" the mood is all

stiff & steady now. "

" All set for an aimless

journey, barefoot, now. "

" villages & lakes..

routes known &

unknown.. the ever

ticking clock.. "

" there's no worry

about any of that now.. "

" let's unite & unfurl

this puzzle together.. "

(mission accomplished!)

" Let's throw

aside the calculated,

logical ways of this world, "

" and unfurl this never

ending puzzle together.. "

" Right! "

" Tune into the mayhem.. "

" relaxing is of

no use anymore.. "

" The journey is full

steam ahead from now on. "

" Tune into the mayhem.. "

" relaxing is of

no use anymore.. "

" The journey is full

steam ahead from now on. "

Make way.. make way.. make way!

The queen has entered!

Have you finished your early

morning rounds around the city?

You vagabond!

Mom! I had plaintain

pancakes at this place today.

Is there any dish you

haven't tasted yet?

You've tasted everything.

It was amazing, you know!?

I'll take you there once.

Hey Rathna!

If you always

keep eating outside,

who will eat the food

prepared at home?

Woah! Stop.. stop.. stop..

Leave me now..

I'll be extremely

happy from now on.

Please don't ask

me why & how, ok!

I myself will tell you

when I get bored.

Is that so?

Get lost! As though you

were dull all these days!

My poor plants..

Haven't been watered..

Be dull for one day. Let's see.

Mom, water

these plants please.

Yeah! That's what

I'm here to do.

Hey Rathna, please give me your

pearl anklets

today. I need them.

Haven't I told you not to bring

the newspaper to the kitchen.

I don't know where

they are. Rathna!

Where did I bring it?

Dad! if you agree to whatever

mom says you'll stay happy..

else you're done.

A cup of coffee would

make me happy now.

Don't make me angry now.

You just had coffee 30 mins

back & you're asking for one more!?

Please give them to me Rathna?!

Just one more cup please dear.

Please!

You first return my ribbon.

I'll find it later. Give me

the anklets now, please.

No way!

You are elder to me.

You'll only die first.

Then I'll wear all your

accessories & enjoy.

You devil!

Mother!

What's wrong with you girls?

Go die!

Who's dying now?

Oh god!

Tch!

Argh!

Rohit!

Rathna

Rohit!

Here.. up.. look up..

How did you get there?

I climbed that tree

& jumped here.

Look at it & forget it.

You'll tell no one, nor will

you keep it in your mind. Ok?

Oi Rathna! What are

you doing alone in there?

Open the door I say.

I can't, get lost.

Go, die alone.

Alakazam!

Hey! A coin phone booth!?

Sshhh

Poof..

Nice

See this.

This is my treasure cove!

Now it's your turn.

Huh!

My entire store is open for you.

Go ahead, have a look.

Rohit, no one's

here. Fast.. fast..

Quick

Coming.. coming..

" We have to break the hands

of every timeshowing clock "

" and create our own time. "

" We have to dig a tunnel "

" to enter the invisible

world of infinite dreams. "

That was really funny.

Oh god

" Do you really need a plan

to roam this world together? "

" Why should we get stuck

in these incomplete spaces? "

Hey how is this

happening again today?

Yeah! Didn't I tell you.. I

knew this would happen.

" villages & lakes..

routes known &

unknown.. the ever

ticking clock.. "

" there's no worry

about any of that now.. "

" Let's roam around

wherever our heart pleases. "

" Let's throw

aside the calculated,

logical ways of this world, "

" and unfurl this never

ending puzzle together.. "

" Right! "

" Without any

qualms or queries, "

" all the weariness

has vanished now. "

" The ever lazy mind, "

" has become active

all of a sudden. "

" Dusting off the dust

from the idle body, "

" the mood is all

stiff & steady now. "

" All set for an aimless

journey, barefoot, now. "

" Tune into the mayhem.. "

" relaxing is of

no use anymore.. "

" The journey is full

steam ahead from now on. "

" Tune into the mayhem.. "

" relaxing is of

no use anymore.. "

" The journey is full

steam ahead from now on. "

(the porridge was too salty.

Make it properly from now on.)

A ride around Nice

road on Bajaj Chetak!

This scooter doesn't

suit this helmet at all!

Rathna! Hah?

You said today was

extra special. What is it?

You know the joy

in stealing & taking.

But there's a satisfaction

in stealing & giving.

Do you know that?

Stealing & giving, eh?

Go there, you'll know.

I don't want it in a

hurry. Iron it properly.

Yeah, yeah.. I'll do it.

Praise be to lord Aiyappa..

Glory be to lord Aiyappa!

Awesome idea gurl!

Hail god Aiyappa!

Uncle! See; you've

dropped your money.

What?

You've dropped your money. See.

Huh! No, that's not mine.

Your wife would have

given it to you at home.

Nope..

You're old. You'd

have forgotten..

Pick it up first.

It's not mine dear.

Pick it up uncle.

It's not mine.

What's the matter?

Someone has dropped

their money here.

That's mine.

I was sitting here

just a while ago.

Greetings. Thank you.

Oy!

See, it's settled now miss.

Praise be to the almighty.

(What's wrong with you uncle?)

I asked you to pick it up so

many times. Don't you understand!

Now see; some

duffer took it away.

You don't have a brain.

That's why you are sitting here.

Look at what he's done.

What's there to look

here? Look there.

Why's that fellow so dazed?

Where did it go?

Shall we whistle?

Yeah yeah..

Hey Rathna; slap me.

Hey hit me on my cheek, slap me.

What's wrong with you?

Will you slap me now or no?

What do I lose; here, take it.

" May you live, eternally

joyous, within my

eyes, forever. "

" I am a bit of an ignorant

soul. Please do be kind to me. "

" My heart flutters like

a butterfly right now, "

" this very moment, "

" as you caress my

heart with your touch. "

" When you lead me like

this, I'm blissfully unaware. "

" Why should I even be aware of

this vast mortal world anyway? "

" My life has been infused with

boundless enthusiasm

this very moment. "

" Won't you please tolerate

me like this forever!? "

" All my habits & demeanors

have changed now. "

" My loneliness

has been exposed. "

" The attraction is inexplicably

strong & magnetic. "

" All my shyness has been

thrown out of the window. "

" My inner soul is

forever indebted to you. "

" To surprise &

shock is your forte. "

" Think about me

without any limits. "

" After all aren't you the one

who's sculpted me this way!? "

" I pledge my heart to you; be

close to me like this forever. "

" Be present for me

whenever I wish;

like a mirror. "

" My life is

filled with infinite

bright colors this

very moment. "

" Pray do be fresh &

new like this forever. "

I'm being asked to get married!

Hey!

My folks are

torturing me at home.

Meh! Is that all?

Don't you worry darling.

Whatever I like,

my parents have the maturity

to like & accept the same.

Hello!

My parents too have

that same maturity.

But what's the fun man?

Tell me what's

adventurous about it?

Also, does all

this really suit us?

Hey! That's a good point.

I'd never thought

about it this way.

Hey, what's that flying there?

I think it's a camera.

Listen,

If I say yes, my folks

will show me some boy.

Whoever that boy is,

I'll agree to marry him.

After that, on the wedding

night, let's elope somehow.

That too in a wedding attire!

Yeah!

Let the silk wedding saree

& ornaments be there..

But I'll wear sports

shoes.. Reebok!

Sexy!

I'll be wearing the dhoti with a

threefourth shorts underneath.

Ok.. ok.. The end.

Let's not plan what

we do after that.

Let's plan that while

we're running away.

Adventure, eh?

" (Hey hello Rohit!

Talk to me..) "

Hello

How's the sacrificial lamb

getting ready to marry you?

Hasn't reached yet?

We are gonna miss his

expression when we run away.

Imagine the expression

on his face right now.

Rohit!

Ya.. Rohit..

& yes.. if he comes to

shake hands with you,

ask him to make do

with a Namaste for now

& that you'll give

him your hand later.

It'll be apt for the situation.

Rohit! How long will

you take to get ready?!

Ya, I'm coming..

You're getting ready like a girl.

I'll hang up now.. bye.. bye..

You're gonna have a

tough time if you're like this.

He's the girl's uncle.

Hi Hello..

Her aunt Hi

Hello.. Namaste..

Her sister.

Hi.. Hello..

Her mother & that's her father.

Hi..

Hello..

Oi! Look at the girl...

" Whatever my heart felt, "

" I've scribbled those

in these few lines "

This is the girl..

and this is the boy!

" I lay these lines

in front of you. "

For now, accept my Namaste,

I'll give you my hand later.

" Lay your eyes

upon these lines "

" to turn them into "

" a beautiful poetry! "

Oi! This truly wasn't my plan.

I was so shocked when my dad

stopped in front of your house.

But I wanted to

see your reaction.

That's why I didn't

tell you anything.

Really?

Why should I lie to you now?

Look at that broker bugger.

This is all his doing.

Man proposes & god disposes.

That's fine,

but what next?

Say something.. we're waiting..

Speak up Rathna

Come on Rohit!

We both are ok with this.

But on one condition!

Ok..

What's this mom?! They're

talking about conditions & all?!

What's the matter Rathna?

" (wedding ritual chants) "

Thank you so much brother.

How are you?

All good.

How do you like

the arrangements?

It's all very good.

Please come

aside for a minute.

One minute.

(Chants of weddding rituals)

Why? What's the matter?

Ok sister, we'll

take leave now..

Ok.. See you soon..

Come fast.. hurry up..

Oh god! They look like our

son & daughterinlaw, aye?

Are you there Rathna?

Keep walking.. I'm

right behind you.

Keep walking.. keep

walking.. run. run..

Run fast!

Oi!

We dit it! Yayy! we did it..

Hey wait.. I

can't see a thing..

Hey careful.. come.. come..

Woohoo.. Oh my god!..

We dit it... we made it..

Madam! Sir!

Sir.. stop.. stop..

Gift.. gift! From

Manikchand & brothers.

Huh? All decked up.

Hey! It got connected now..

Hello!

Hello mom! We both got married.

Where do we get the

group photos clicked?

Welcome sir!

Excuse me.. uhm.. checkin?

Your name?

Mr. & Mrs. Gowda.

Uhm.. Room number 504.

Do you need to see

the confirmation?

Then who is in 504 right now?

Thank you sir.

Ok.

Rohit! Did he leave?

Hey Rohit! Has he left?

No he hasn't.

Oh Shit!

You lying dog.

I'm not giving you the

desert today. I'm telling you.

What!? I ordered them for me.

I'm really telling you.

You ate all of it yesterday.

No, you ate more

than me yesterday.

Please! These are my favorite.

Have I ever asked you

for anything like this before?

No way..

Quit it.. It's gonna spill..

That's really

mean of you Rohit.

I'm never coming

out with you ever.

Alright..

Ok, have it.

No, I don't want

your leftovers..

It's a public place dear!

That's why I'm subdued.

Hmm..

My wife will go to her

hometown next week.

I'll show you my vigour &

potential then at my farmhouse.

An adventurous man ought to

be the same way everywhere!

You know; I don't use a

blanket even while sleeping.

Same here as well..

But this is a hotel, right?

These bloody roomboys,

would've fixed hidden

cams to have fun.

In that matter, I'm

already ahead of you sir.

You don't have to teach

me about precautions.

Only after checking twice am I

ready to become one with you.

Kulkarni's sensuous tape

has gotten leaked everywhere,

It has become the talk of the

town & the point of all debates.

The scenes captured

within a hotel's room,

have now reached every

nook & corner of Karnataka.

We are yet to ascertain

Surekha's true identity.

Karnataka's business magnet,

Kulkarni's sex video goes viral.

Kulkarni is absconding since

the expose of this scandal.

Some bugger, somewhere,

had fun for 2 mins

with somebody.

These TV folks

are showing that to

everyone continuously

for the last 2 days.

Does this really

seem right to you?

Trusted sources have revealed

the girl's name is Surekha.

No other detail is known

about the girl in the video.

Everyone is curious

to know the mysterious

team behind the

making of this video.

Where does this

team operate from?

How do they plan & execute

these trapping scandals?

Albert!

Albert!

We'll talk about further

developments in a while.

Albert!

We'll be back after a

short commercial break.

Where are you lost?

I've been calling

you repeatedly.

What's the matter?

Are you in your senses?

Brother is already leaving.

Didn't I tell you last night?!

Uncle is taking

me to Wonderla!

Prima!

Ok, enough..

Did I get him a government job

for him to take

bribes & get rich?!

I've had enough of this.

He has to be suspended

immediately. That's it.

Ok sir.

And not just him,

anyone who is corrupt

shouldn't be associated with me.

Is that understood?

Yes sir.

Brother! Remember to

eat everything I've packed.

Don't forget this also

like everything else.

Why have you packed

breakfast for me again dear?

I haven't yet eaten whatever

you'd given me last time.

I'll remind you about it myself.

Prima!

Take the box. Ok, coming..

Spare me at least at my

sister's house Mr. Purushottam.

Sir, just 1 minute sir.

Sir, the book is

almost complete sir.

I just wanted one final

clarification about a point sir.

Don't listen to what I say.

Don't attach value to my words.

Notice my behaviour & demeanor.

Actions speak louder

than words. Uhm?

Thank you sir.

Very well said sir.

Thank you!

Bless you my child.

Thank you father.

Here; hold this.

Don't forget.

Prima, don't put the bag down.

Ok

Alright, I'll leave now.

Don't reduce the

frequency of your visits.

Keep coming here often.

Of course I'll come.

Why isn't sisterinlaw coming?

Ermm.. Albert!

Albert!

What's the matter with you?

Looks like you're

thinking too much?

Yeah! Give him some advice.

Nothing like that

brotherinlaw. Tell me.

I'll let you know once

her sisterinlaw is back.

Go & pick her up.

Sure brotherinlaw.

I'll take care of that.

Don't keep investing in all

these buildings

& constructions.

The civil business

is expected to be a

lossmaking one for the next few years.

Don't be too ambitious.

Don't drown yourself

in loans. Be cautious.

Sure brotherinlaw.

I'll take leave now dear.

Bye sweetiepie.

Don't forget about Wonderla.

Prima be inside till

the school bus arrives.

Ok.

(Hello sir)

Shadakshari! Sir

Get the meeting with the client postponed.

Ok sir. Bye sir.

" (old Kannada

movie song playing..) "

Hello brother!

You're remembering

me after so long!

Ours is an unspoken

bond brother.

We don't need to talk often

to keep that bond intact.

Alas brother! Our last

assignment didn't

work as planned.

The match got

telecast on TV itself.

They would've gatherd

good TRP as well!

But we didn't gain

anything brother.

It's all due to ego brother.

Was that Kulkarni lesser than

anyone in wealth, fame & power?

The thought of having to bow

down to my demand hurt his ego.

That is human nature.

Except for the 3 times

that one feeds his tummy,

all the remaining time is

spent feeding his ego brother.

That Kulkarni doesn't

have the righteousness

to share the fruits of his sins.

He saved his ego

and lost his honour.

But we too incurred

a big loss brother.

All the effort, planning &

execution we did all these days!

Nothing worked out for us.

Anyway everything

shouldn't work out brother.

In all these years, had

something like this

ever happened?

No, right?

All this is an

advertisement for us brother.

One needs to become popular.

The washing powder Nirma

folks spend 30

bucks for production

& 70 bucks on

publicity, don't they?

You need to invest

money to make money.

If you look at it positively,

whatever we lost indeed

look like investments.

You summarized it well.

Let's not beat

around the bush now.

The phone I have is old.

It'll run out of juice soon.

I'm fully prepared for

the discussion brother.

4..

9..

5..

2..

5..

5..

N

1..

Mom, the door is locked.

One minute dear.

Can you open it now?

Ok.

Ok, I'll come to

pick you up. Alright?

Ok mom.

Ok, bye!

Sir!

Including the material & labor

charge, it'll cost

you 12,000 bucks.

Mister!

If you open up the entire

system & quote 12,000 bucks,

you think I'll nod

my head & agree?

I can't pay 12,000. I

can give you 6,000.

Do it if you're fine

with that. Else scoot.

He thinks he can

take me for a ride.

Hello sir

Hello Albert

Ok sir

Ok sir

Ok

Ok sir

Ok sir

His full name is Sanketh V

Purohith, an enterpreneur.

Resides at door #24, 2nd cross,

Indiranagar,

behind Barista Cafe.

Workplace is in Koramangala.

Softech developers,

Destin travel agency,

Purohith realtors

All these 3 companies

are in the same building.

The man appears

restless all the time.

He's extremely busy.

Doesn't mingle much with others.

He has his own zone.

To be more precise, he

doesn't even have a driver.

At his home; his

wife, a housewife..

a 67 year old kid

and Sanketh's mother.

2 housemaids come to work

between 10 & 12 in the morning.

A yoga teacher visits

them at 6 in the evening.

They go for a walk at 3 PM and

pick up the kid on

their way back home.

Yes. Nobody's home

during this period.

As I said before,

not much data

about friends or

any kind of social connections.

Uhm..

Folks with this

kind of a mindset,

won't typically

have regular friends.

Another fun fact;

There's a "Beware of

Dog" sign at the gate.

But there's no dog in the house.

Huh! Looks like he

doesn't like dogs either.

Unlike the folks that

we've dealt with so far,

he doesn't seem to be a

man with a lavish lifestyle.

Sir!

He has a car &

a very simple house.

Not a man with luxurious

& exuberant tastes.

Hmm.. Not bad Maiya!

Not everyone shows

off their lavishness.

Half of the targets we

get are like him only.

Black money!?

Uhm..

Black money case!

Yet another black money case.

Any addictions?...

weakness?...

hobbies?..

As of now we know

only about smoking sir.

Usual question;

Is he straight?

I mean,

does he look at an

attractive female passing by?

That's for sure.

He's straight sir.

Yep, definitely looks straight.

Let's plant tomorrow itself.

See you guys.

Ok, see you sir.

Ok, bye!

Get all your farming

equipments ready guys.

The seed planting task

has to be super efficient.

All clear?

Uhm.. Clear Albert.

Revathi!

Family arrived.

(incoherent mumbling)

So early?

Maiya! Did you

close the panel box?

Did you get the

tools from upstairs?

Did you collect all the tools?

Excuse me!.. Erm..

very sorry.. can

you tell me how to

get to this address?

Maiya! Maiya!

Did you switch on

the panel device?

Sorry sir, we don't

know about this.

Pooja!

How many times

should I tell you to close

the balcony door

before stepping out?!

Look at it! It's wide open.

Bro

Maiya! I'll go start my bike.

Uhm

Aren't you done yet?

Uhm humm..

From the footage of these 5

days, we don't get much leads.

The mominlaw &

daughterinlaw are very normal.

What a surprise bro?!

Uhmm.. Roger that!

No intimacy between

Sanketh & his wife!

Woah! It's alright Maiya.

Don't fee sad because of that.

Maiya!

Sir!

Focus.

Yes sir.

Now, coming to the matter of

tracking the GPS

activity from his car

He leaves home, goes to

the office & returns back home.

There's nothing much

of a diversion in between.

But yeah!

there's

one small discrepancy.

On his way to the

office from home,

as well on his way back home,

he stops his car

at the same spot.

Since he smokes,

he probably stops

there for tea/coffee.

Yep, we can anyway

avoid that I guess.

Now, coming to

the Yoga teacher..

Wait!

Let's not neglect that place

where he takes a break.

You know how we had to spend so

much time on a

trivial point last time.

Uhm..

That municipal

councillor's matter.

Yeah, that Rajesh Gowda fellow.

Sandy?!

Sure sir. I'll

get started

on it first thing tomorrow.

(incoherent crowd noise)

Maiya, I've

reached the location.

Oy Sandy! Sanketh's

car is nearby.

He should be there in 2 minutes.

Roger that.

Uhm..

A simple yes would

do. What's 'Roger that'?

Who understands that shit!?

Sanketh arrived.

Roger that!

Sandy! Albert sir

is connected now.

Morning sir.

Morning Sandy.

Sanketh has arrived.

You focus on that.

Copy sir.

Maiya, all ok?

Yes sir.

Maiya!

Sanketh is

calling somebody.

Open your device.

It's already open man.

Bro! Check properly. He's

talking to someone right now.

Maiya!

Ok sir.

No dude.. no

chance. The

signal strength too is perfect.

Sandy!

Sir?

Check once if it's the same

phone or a different one.

Just a moment sir.

You're right

sir. He's using

a different mobile phone.

Ha ha.. I knew it.

Do you think it's

something important?

Excuse me!

Excuse me

What's that?

I'll figure it out sir.

What are you doing there?

Sir, were

you at

home all this while?

I don't understand.

What's going on?

Who's that nonsense

fellow? Shoo him away!

Maiya!

Sorry sir.

I'm from the telecommunications

department sir.

We're calculating the radiation

levels from mobile towers.

There's one tower

nearby, isn't it?

Yeah!

It's harmful if the radition

levels are high, you see.

I'm dropping my card for you.

Oh ok..

See! The government

afterall does

some good work every now & then.

Go ahead. Continue

your good work.

Hello?? There's nothing

wrong with the network here.

Hello! Can you hear me now?

Tch!

Oh!

Don't talk like that. Please!

Why are you talking

like this? Please..

You seem to have

left early yesterday sir..

Oh f**k!

Oi! Get lost. Sorry sir.

Everything will be alright.

Just listen to me.

Just for one

last time.. please..

No.. no..

Oh Shit!

Sandy?

Sir, seemed like

an interesting topic.

After smoking, he

rolled up the windows.

Freakin' hell..

That's ok.

I'll come with plan 'B'

Let's meet tonight.

That's better sir.

Sandy! You can

go to the door now.

Go, go.. Get inside the house.

Sandy, fast.

Awesome work bro!

Sir! Sanketh &

Ranjini are on the

phone right now.

(incoherent crowd noise)

Shall I connect you?

Hey Albert! How are you?

After a long time..

I'm good.

Just a minute.

Ok, carry on.

Hi Sir.. Morning sir..

Maiya! Get me

connected now.

Yes sir.

Revathi! Connect

Albert sir to the call.

That is not my problem.

You have to be in your control.

It isn't right for you

to disturb me like this.

Ok?

I understand..

Listen,

I'm not saying

it's your fault at all.

I'm just asking for

a favour from you.

This is what is called

emotional blackmail.

Remember what

you'd told me earlier?

"Ranjini! This

relationship

is anyway a temporary one."

Huhh..

"You shouldn't

get attached to this"

"I have a wife & a kid,"

Tch!

"You need to understand

this". These were your words.

But that...

Now I am getting married.

So, you need to stay

true to your word &

step back & not

disturb me now, right?

Argh!

Yes!

Those were my words.

I agree.

You get married now. I

don't have a problem with that.

But we two can continue

like this, can't we!?

Please Ranjini,

Our relationship is purer

than being married, isn't it!?

It's much beyond

marriage, right? Uhm?

Shut up!

You're so cheap! Tch!

Look, my fiancee already

seems to be doubting me.

Don't ever try to

contact me again.

Ranjini!

Else, I'll have to

block your number.

Why are you talking

like this... Ranjini...

Ranjini?!...

I just got a line that perfectly

matches this situation.

May I?

Of course!

If you want a respectable &

civilized word

for lechery & lust,

call it love!

Does seem to sound good, aye?

I know what lust is.

Am very well aware of it.

But what is this love thing?

Uhm!?

We had such a

wonderful bonding Ranjini.

Is this all the concern

you have for me?

Is everything over now Ranjini?

Yes! That's it! Tch!

Everything's over now.

Ranjin..

I hope you never

try to call me again.

But...

Goodbye!

Ranjini!

Ranjini..

F**k!

Sir! Eventually,

it's all

happening as we wished.

She's finally blocked

his number now.

Perfect!

Now the heroine may enter.

Right time.

Who's the heroine of this movie?

Ask that normally sweetheart!

Why stretch & wince

while asking that?

Background check?

Done sir!

What's her background?

I'd told you her name, right?

Jenifer!

Hey Yo! I'm a freakin' haggler!

I don't care for the rules.

I'm a cold blooded dreamer.

I'm a real rat racer.

I don't give a damn

about what you think.

I'm neither here nor there.

But the sad part is..

The damn pocket's empty!

The pocket's empty.

Our fate is a blank white paper.

The salary from

our jobs, doesn't

quite suffice our needs mate.

Our pocket's empty.

Our fate is a big ass crater.

The salary from our jobs,

doesn't suffice our needs mate.

Rain or shine, we're

always chasing rainbows.

We find peace by

building castles in the skies.

We're always oh

so full of ourselves.

Rain or shine, we're

always chasing rainbows.

We find peace by

building castles in the skies.

We're always oh

so full of ourselves.

I'm middle class.

I'm middle class.

Filled half with class

and the rest with mass!

I'm middle class,

I'm middle class,

Filled half with class

and the other half

filled with mass.

For how much longer will

you live like this lazy loafer?!

Oi! Don't ever

talk to me like that.

Oh? Where's my ATM card? Huh?

Your pride didn't stop you

from stealing & swiping it, eh?

At least work for

the food that you eat.

When did you last

speak with you dad, huh?

At least for his medical

treatment search for a job.

Go get a job..

Argh! Don't disturb

me b***h! Get lost!

You lazy prick!

If you don't work,

don't come home.

I'm middle class,

I'm middle class,

Filled half with class,

filled half with mass.

I'm middle class,

I'm middle class,

Filled half with class,

and the rest with mass.

We need a nice car as

well as our own house.

We wish to reach the skies

but who'll build

a ladder for that?

We need a nice car as

well as our own house.

We wish to reach the skies

& a hundred more wishes..

There's no dearth of daydreams.

To see those dreams come

true, there's no

dearth of movies.

There's no dearth of daydreams.

To see those dreams come

true, there's no

dearth of movies.

We're anyway not going to

carry anything

with us in the end.

Life is a mixture of

sweetness & bitterness.

We just continue living

with all these beliefs.

I'm middle class.

I'm middle class.

Filled half with class,

and the rest with mass.

I'm middle class,

I'm middle class,

Filled half with class,

and the rest with mass.

I'm middle class,

I'm middle class,

Filled half with class,

and the rest with mass.

Ok, copy. Sir!

Jenifer's here.

Please come.

Come

Good morning sir.

This is Albert..

Jenifer.

Hello

Hi

Erm.. I need cash..

It's better that way.

Ok

Here's your egg noodles mister.

Here you go sir. Thank you.

Sir! His

number

continues to be blocked.

As expected.

Hah! Ranjini!

I knew it! I knew

you'd definitely call me.

We don't need all these

unnecessary hassles Ranjini..

(Hello)

Uhm... Hello..

Hello

Hello! Who's this?

I'll tell you who I am.

But.. but before that..

Before that?!

Please tell me that you

won't hang up on me.

Hello! Tell me

who this is.

Else, please..

hang up now.

If you hang up on me now..

I'll hang myself.

I'll have to commit suicide.

Huh?

Hello!

Who on earth are you?

First tell me that

you won't hang up.

Tch!

Alright.. I

won't..

go ahead..

I've said it now..

I won't hang up.

Go ahead; talk.

How did you get my phone number?

I just dialled it randomnly.

After trying a couple of

numbers, got connected to yours.

What?!

I couldn't make myself

talk to anyone that I know.

My honour, pride & selfrespect

prevented me from doing that.

What'd you do

if you'd gotten

entangled with some scoundrel?

Isn't that better than dying?

This is really working

Revathi. You were right.

It's working.

I just wanted some immediate

source to get rid of

my suicidal thoughts.

So please,

don't think that

I'm exploiting you.

Tch! Forget about it.

Are you feeling better now?

No.

But I'm not in the worst

state that I was in before.

Listen..

If you feel like talking more,

you can continue.

But please,

Don't ask me about

my name, my identity..

Even if you do, I'll

probably lie to you.

Even if you tell me the truth,

what am I gonna do with it? Huh?

Let me suggest you something.

You can take it as

an advice as well.

Don't let anyone

get close enough

that you fall in love with them.

So yours is a

failed love story, eh?

Please, don't

judge me.

Let's assume that

I did judge you.

What do you stand

to lose by that?

You're talking to a stranger so

that you don't lose

anything, right?

I think people in love seem

like useless folks to you.

Huh! That doesn't matter.

When you stand aloof & look,

everyone seems useless here.

What does that mean?

How does it matter

what it means?

Go ahead. Tell me your story.

Nicely done.

You handled it like a pro.

Very well done.

Money makes one do

all kinds of stuff Revathi.

Maiya!

Sir?

You said there's some

problem with the

field van, right?

Yes

Come, let's have a look at that.

Ok sir.

Jenny! Can

you please..

I've been working with these

folks for the past 5 years.

None of them are narrow

minded enough to judge us

neither do they

have the time for that.

All are absolute professionals.

It's better not to

be rude with them.

We need to learn to

blend with everyone.

If we stay away from others,

everybody's eyes will be on us.

But if we adapt to others,

we'll be a part of the system.

I got a bit conscious.

I spoke a bit rudely

with you. I'm sorry.

That's ok.

Money...

has the power to fix

everything as well.

Good night.

Good night sir.

" Oh dear loneliness, "

" why this silence? "

" Oh dear loneliness, "

" why this disdain? "

" You are both the peak &

abyss of companionship. "

" The gathering's birth &

demise is your responsibility. "

" For the ones

who rule the world "

" as well as all the ones

with powerful armies, "

" why are you the

final destination? "

" Oh dear loneliness! "

" Oh loneliness! "

" Oh loneliness. "

Sanketh is a married man, right?

Yup. He has a kid as well.

Hah! Why is it

this way Revathi!?

Are all men the same?

You'll find a lot of good men.

It's just difficult to

find a good husband.

" Oh dear loneliness.. "

" Why this dreaded silence? "

" Oh dear loneliness.. "

" Why this utter disdain? "

Hi Jenny! Good morning.

Here are some vouchers for you.

They are parlour &

shopping vouchers.

Please do use them.

Sorry..

Thank you but I don't

think I'm ready yet.

I need some more time..

That's ok. I understand.

It's ok. It is working fine.

Good morning!

Ah, good morning sir!

Morning..

Morning sir

Are you ok?

Yes, I'm alright.

Sure?

Yeah

When was the last time

you came to the church?

I.. I don't even remember.

Jenifer!

Do it with conviction.

It works.

Trust me.

Thank you sir.

I totally forgot.

Your phone rang

a couple of times.

You were in the church then.

Sorry, I forgot

to mention it.

Hello!

Uncle!

Oh!

Come in quick.

Switch on the fan

Have a look at him.. Uncle!

He was fine in

the morning Uncle!

Rub his feet please.

He'd never passed

out like this before.

I just came to dry

the clothes now

and I noticed that

he was unconscious.

The safety inspection has

already been completed I say.

The concreting work had

to start yesterday itself.

Wait, I'll

call you back.

It's ok, you can talk..

It's fine.

I'm sorry.

You were inconvenienced

because of me.

Don't you worry about that.

How's he now?

He's fine.

He'll be ok.

Mrs. Jenifer.

I'll stay & monitor

him till tonight.

In the meanwhile, do

get these medicines.

Thank you.

Revathi has told me everything.

But still..

Does your husband not

look after his father at all?

Huh! It's a big deal that

he looks after himself.

Boring...

Womanizer..

Violent..

All these can

still be tolerated.

But to tolerate an

irresponsible

man; Impossible!

He doesn't deserve a family.

Even if he was a

little responsible,

I wouldn't have to do

all this dirty work at all.

I didn't mean it that way.

I'm.. I'm really sorry.

That's ok.

I don't take professional

matters personally.

Thank you.

Jenifer!

I need to say this.

As per my

understanding of reality,

there's no such thing

as dirty or bad work.

There are just bad workers.

Sir, I'm really sorry.. I..

No, no.. let me speak.

By merely stealing,

one is labelled a thief.

But if he donates

part of his loot to

the poor, he becomes Robinhood!

It's all about

perspectives, that's all.

I too can't make

myself cheat

the poor & righteous folks.

Now, who are we

trapping afterall?

The corrupt ones!

The ones who are

living unethically!

The ones who are enjoying the

pleasures from

their dirty deeds.

Is robbing a robber

really robbery?!

Yeah I agree

Money isn't everything.

But even to preach that, we

need to have money with us.

Huh! Else..

even those words will reek

with the stench

of irresponsibility.

I've experienced a life of

utter poverty in my childhood.

As you yourself said,

you can tolerate a womanizer

but not an irresponsible man.

Some lazyass

prick, loafing around

somewhere, can't do what we do.

The work that we

do demands a lot of

hardwork, dedication & sincerity

One needs to be responsible.

and above all,

we need to respect

the work that we do.

I'm a world champion

in Candy Crush

No living soul can

challenge me on that.

Good morning

Hi Albert!

Hey! Sir is here..

sit properly..

Morning sir.

You know what!

Hadn't I told you before?

That she'll gradually

accept & adapt here.

The grooming is done.

Her attire has also changed.

See

Coffee?

Thank you

I'll take it from here

Thanks

Maiya, I'm done.

Hey bros! Have some coffee.

Coffee?

I'll have it later (Coffee!?

Don't we have Boost?)

I'm sorry.

With respect, ok?

Mom!

Uhm?

I want to have more. No!

Excuse me sir

Please mom (Coffee sir..)

First finish that.

(Thank you) Mom!

(Sir Sugar?) It's ok.

Tch! Um hum.. No..

Tch! It's not right.

You've helped me so much.

I know that you have

a lot of pain within.

You must open up to

me about yourself today.

Talk to me Sanketh.

Ok..

I'll tell you.

Finally we have

a grip on Sanketh.

Sir! He was as

honest as a mirror.

He completely trusts Jenifer.

Jenifer! Yes

Can you pass me

that pen behind you?

Sure

" Happy birthday to you "

" Whenever, wherever,

anybody thinks about you, "

" you get appeased by them

immediately, without any bias. "

" Amidst all the

chaos & commotion, "

" you amble along

peacefully without any noise. "

" You are contentment

& pleasure, "

" you are resentment

& despair, "

" you are sorrow as well. "

" You are meditation, "

" you are oblivion, "

" you are unbudgeable as well. "

" For the ones who seek you, "

" and the ones who

run away from you, "

My husband's at home today.

Please don't stop the car here.

" why do you have to

be the final destination? "

" Oh loneliness.. "

" Oh dear loneliness "

It's getting late.

Shall we leave?

Erm.. Ok, let's go.

Ok

Bye

Bye

" Oh dear loneliness.. "

" Why this dreary silence? "

" Oh dear loneliness, "

" Why this utter disdain? "

" You are both the peak &

abyss of companionship. "

" The gathering's birth &

demise is your responsibility. "

" For the ones

who rule the world "

" and the ones with

powerful armies, "

" why are you the

final destination? "

" Oh loneliness.. "

" Oh loneliness.. "

" Oh dear loneliness. "

Jenny?

Won't you get down?

I want to drive for

some more time.

Just a minute.

I'll just check if any of

my neighbours are around.

Just a second.

Come in.

By when will your family

members be back from vacation?

They'll be back in 6 days.

Coming Wednesday

they'll be back.

Ananya!

Tch! Hah?

So, won't you show

me around the house?

Won't it suffice if I showed

you just the bedroom?

Sorry babe;

not today.

I've got my periods.

Uhh..

It's alright..

Let me show you

around the house. Come..

Come.

Tell me the number

of the camera upstairs.

Switch to camera 5.

Maiya! try the plugins I say

I'm already tensed.. please..

First be professional Jenny.

The day you stop

valuing your profession,

your personal life

will stop valuing you.

Nothing is more important

than what keeps you alive.

It's not about thinking

about just you or me.

You know how much the entire

team was waiting

for this day, right?

You ought to think

about that as well.

I'm not here to judge you.

Sex is just a physical need.

I'm not a man who

thinks just about that.

Ok

I won't force you..

Ok, ok.. fine.

I'll do all this wholeheartedly.

But I need to talk.

Let me go quietly.

That's better.

Jenny!

He should never doubt, at any

moment, that you're faking it.

Tell me Jenny.

It's done.

Shall I come to pick you up?

It's impossible.

I can't show you my

face at any cost today.

The pen drive is ready.

You can collect it.

Sandy!

Sir!

Got the pen drive.

You came back so soon dude!?

I have an urgent

work commitment.

I'll catch you later.

Ermm.. Sandy!

Sir?

Let it be very confidential.

Sure sir..

as usual.

Uhmm.. here.. give it to me..

Yes Maiya

Tch! I told you right?

I'll join you later.

Siuuu...

Siuuu...

Merry Christmas!

Surprise! Surprise!!

Woah!

Looks like you didn't

recognize me, aye?

It's me brother!

Achyuta.. Keshava..

Madhava.. Narayana.. Govinda..

Gooo vinda...

One god!

but a hundred names!

As of now, the name

of this god of yours,

is Sanketh Purohit!

I'll do all this wholeheartedly.

But I need to talk.

I'll tell you what's in my mind.

Even if it seems cheap to you,

it's ok.

I'll do this with

him, believing &

respecting this

as my profession.

But I have to respect

my personal life too.

I want this to happen

between us first.

This is the respect that

I give to our relationship..

Jenny!

Sir.. getting a

"number doesn't

exist" message

when I call Jenifer.

Jenny!

At any given moment,

he shouldn't doubt

that you're faking it.

Don't worry.

I'm a born actor.

You'll say it yourself.

It's impossible.

I can't show you my

face at any cost today.

Albert!

As I told you before, she

moved here about 6 months back.

She got acquainted

with me as a neighbour,

invited me to her

place for Easter,

she started opening

up to me about herself.

We got closer to each other.

Then we'd meet on a daily basis.

She gradually told me

about all her problems in life.

Since she looked attractive,

I myself motivated

her to join our team.

I don't know where

we went wrong sir.

and..

I'm very sorry.

By the way,

brother!

You'd told something

to my girlfriend.

Do you remember it brother?

"Is it robbery if you

rob from a robber?"

You're absolutely right brother.

It isn't just robbery,

It's pure bliss!

The kick that you get out of it.

In front of the high & the

swag that you get from it,

Meh!

all these pale in

comparison.. garbage!

If you steal, steal

from thieves & robbers.

No doubt! ... Decided!

Pranking the prankster

himself who came to prank you!

As I said earlier...

absolute bliss!

It's absolute bullshit that one

can become a star overnight!

It's almost been

an entire year now,

that we started following

you & your team mates.

We planned for it.

I got ready,

my girlfriend got ready,

we both prepared

the rest of our team,

we got you entangled in the

intricate web of "LOUVVE"!

Woah! I can keep

on going brother!

Now don't sulk or

whine like a little kid,

just because you

got robbed yourself.

You know these

old proverbs right?

"There's more darkness

right below a lit lamp."

"The cobbler himself

wears torn slippers"

These are the ways of

the world, brother. Huh!

I just exploited it

a wee bit, that's it.

I'm not patting my own back,

but I've had a sharp

brain right since childhood.

This sharp brain, cooked

up a sharp idea one day.

"Aam aadmi" "Common man"!

If you spin a web to

trap a common man,

you can extort & get money

from him once or maybe twice.

But.. if you trap a thief,

you'll get money

whenever the thief steals.

Ain't that a freakin'

brilliant idea brother?

There's a weird pleasure

in such ideas as well!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Albert!

Don't you have any

sense of time at all?

Don't you know that so many

guests are waiting

here for you!?

Go, freshen up & come quickly.

How can I take

care of everything!?

(Phone ringing)

" (Old Kannada

movie song playing) "

Hello brother

Hello!

What's this brother?!

The party whose lead I'd

given you for match fixing,

has travelled to Singapore 10

days back for cancer

treatment, aye?!

You never informed

me about this!

I'd thought of calling

you earlier brother.

I was stuck with some

personal problems.

Don't feel bad.

Meh! Be professional brother.

Otherwise don't call me. Please!

Right now,

you'll be waiting for the moment

when I'll ask you for the money.

Innit?

& you'll hand it over to

me the minute I ask for it.

Innit?

For now, just send across

20 million bucks brother.

When, where & how?

I'll intimate you about that.

Going forward,

it's enough if you keep

giving me a 30% share

every now & then, hah?

That's it!

You too need to

make money, innit?

I'll reach out to you frequently

for further discussions brother.

After all this relationship of

ours ain't a one

night stand, right?

Innit darling?

Erm.. Check with

my girlfriend once..

Tch!

Come.

Come on honey.

No, I ca..

Tch!

I said I can't.

Oh god!

I can't seem to control

this stupid laughter