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Were you smoking?

No.

It was just one. I thought I got it off me.

Just nervous about you guys seeing the sign.

Well, I wish you weren't nervous.

I hope that's mainly about Hal.

It's not you guys' fault.

I feel terrible about how I acted

on the phone with you about Audrey.

Thanks.

You guys still seeing each other?

Sort of.

It's hard.

I'm sorry I made it harder.

Who is that for?

Hey, Jell-O's good for pregnant women.

- It is? - Not that I know of.

Should we do a Jell-O cake for your wedding?

I would love that.

Well, we're gonna wait until after, uh,

Kate has the baby to get married.

It's just too much.

Shouldn't you get married now

so it's not a bastard child?

Hal, don't say shit like that.

What? They're laughing.

- About who? - Indeed.

- Oh, I thought you-- - That's not.

I love you guys.

Hmm.

Did you hear the new Kelsey Smith song?

I'm so thankful.

♪ Every time that you ♪

Is it bad luck...

to have turkey the day before Thanksgiving?

I don't think so.

We're just celebrating genocide anyways.

Right, but now we're doing it twice.

Which we don't have to do tomorrow.

What?

No, I really want to meet your family so bad.

I just want to know how many birds were murdered.

Two murders.

Um, but you're probably not gonna get to eat

too much turkey tomorrow anyway.

I have two brothers and one fat sister.

- Kate! - Your sister's fat too?

- Ow! - OK.

- What are we thankful for? - Oh, I'll go first.

That's easy.

Uh, PMW.

- You got-- - PM what?

- You gotta reel it in. - What's PMW?

- Pussy, Money, Weed. - Whoa, Kate!

- You're really on it today. - Great job, Kate.

What's happening?

Hal's just drunk already off of two glasses of wine.

No, wait, let's really-- let's hold hands.

And I wanna go first.

I am thankful for this house

that I bought four years ago

that everybody told me was too big.

But now I'm really thank--

I'm so thankful that it's filled with you guys

on Thanksgiving.

- The day before Thanksgiving. - The day before Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

Um...

I really hope it feels like home to you guys.

And I know that moving out of the old house

is a really big deal.

And I just want--

I just want you guys to feel so comfortable here

because I want you to know I feel so comfortable

with you guys here.

And I just love-- I love you guys.

And we are gonna--

your dad wants me to tell you later,

but I'm gonna tell you now.

We're gonna turn my office into another bedroom

so that there's space for everyone.

- That's not finalised yet. - It's 100% final.

Ooh. We can sleep with the baby.

- That's totally fine with us. - That's really sweet, Kate.

Are you still gonna have an office?

- I'm retiring. - She's not retiring.

We're gonna turn the garage into an office.

- OK, good. - Hal, it's your turn.

- I went. PMW. - Right.

- Right. - Harper.

I'm thankful for Kate for making us

feel at home, thankful that my dad asked you to marry him.

And, Hal, I'm thankful for you for helping me...

For helping me through this change.

And I'm thankful for PMW.

Goddamn right, amen! Oh, wait, no.

Dad, take us home.

OK. Um...

I'm just--I'm really thankful for our old house

and just

all the special moments we had there.

When are the new people moving in?

Um, they wanna move in before Christmas.

OK, so what does that mean?

Next week.

You can go every night this week.

No, I just wanna go once, if that.

- If that? - Yeah.

Stop.

- Of course we're gonna visit. - Hi, guys.

- Hey! - How you doing?

♪ I see great waves coming our way ♪

♪ Beautiful sunsets on lost and lonely days ♪

♪ Infinite futures become a single past ♪

♪ Everyone whimpers, nobody lasts ♪

♪ You say one day that we should have a baby ♪

♪ Well, right now, baby, I'm struggling ♪

♪ We'll see, yeah ♪

♪ You say one day that we should have a baby ♪

♪ Well, God help me ♪

♪ I love you, I agree, yeah ♪

Why do I have such a big H?

♪ After all, there's no way up from apathy, yeah ♪

♪ You and me, we got better pills than ecstasy ♪

♪ They're miracles and crosses ♪

♪ Miracles and crosses ♪

♪ Miracles and crosses, yeah ♪

There you go, buddy.

♪ How many more songs ♪

♪ Am I supposed to write ♪

♪ Before I should turn it off ♪

♪ And say good night ♪

♪ How many more songs ♪

♪ Am I supposed to write ♪

♪ Before I can turn it off ♪

♪ And say good night ♪

♪ I have fears ♪

♪ That I have not addressed, she says ♪

♪ Some things from my past ♪

♪ Make me feel powerless ♪

♪ Well, baby, I pray for the children ♪

♪ And the sinners and the animals too ♪

♪ And I, I pray for you ♪

Go.

♪ After all, there's no way up from apathy, yeah ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ We got better pills than ecstasy ♪

♪ They're miracles and crosses ♪

♪ Miracles and crosses, miracles and crosses ♪

♪ Miracles and crosses ♪

♪ Miracles and crosses, miracles and crosses ♪

♪ Miracles and crosses, yeah ♪

The ceiling looks so far away without a bed.

Maybe the new owners will be cool with sleepovers.

Harper?

Yeah.

Thanks for being my friend for so long.

We should take it to LA and I should put it in my backyard.

That'd be sick.

Does the goal come apart?

Um, I'm sure we can figure out how to break it down.

OK, just--

- Oh. - Set it down there.

OK.

both: Yes!

all: Yeah!

- Bye! - Bye!

- Give us the-- - Careful.

You like this.

What's up?

I felt like you wanted me here.

What are you, psychic?

Did you just hear back about a job?

No.

I'm about to apply for one.

OK.

You want me to hold your hand while you press Send?

- I'm really nervous. - You're really excited.

I don't think I'm gonna get it.

OK, then you definitely shouldn't apply.

I'm gonna send it,

but you have to forget that this ever happened,

and you can't bring it up ever again.

No.

I'll only tell you if I get it.

No.

I'll only tell you if I don't get it.

Uh, no.

I'll tell you when I hear back.

Deal.

Fuck.

You're the only person who makes me feel like I can go.

I have to go pee.

Will you join me?

I don't have to pee. I don't know why I said that.

Oh, OK.

You confuse me.

- Me? - Yeah.

What do you want?

What do you want?

I asked you.

I want you.

I want to kiss you and be your girlfriend.

But I also want you to feel how deeply I care

about you doing what you want and what you need.

I want you, and I also want that job.

OK.

What? Stop.

- Stay inside what you want. - Are you hurting?

Of course.

But you deserve what you want.

You're the only person

who makes me feel like I can go,

and you're the only person I don't want to leave.

That's what I wanted to say.

If you go, it will be so painful for everyone

because you're so special.

But it's not gonna kill anyone.

Look at us.

We're still breathing.

Kate, I feel like I'm really annoying you,

that I haven't gotten one right.

I just admire that you think that's the right piece.

Ho, ho, ho!

- Dad, where were you? - Hi.

Getting you gifts.

Sweetheart.

Can I put my name on one of Kate's gifts?

And also one of Harper's gifts?

Also, what do you want for Christmas?

What? Please, please.

You and Harper have got to go shopping.

Harper, do you want to go shopping with me?

No, I bought my gifts two weeks ago.

- Just go with me then. - Can you get out of my face?

Agh!

I need to talk to you in private.

No.

Stop, you're gonna fuck up the puzzle.

Go to sleep.

Did Kate get us gifts last year?

Yeah, and the three years before that.

- No way. - Yes.

- Kate? - Yes, Kate.

I'm gonna get her an iPhone.

OK.

Stop, what should I get her?

Just get her something that will make her life easier

when she's super pregnant.

OK.

It's a six-outlet power strip.

It extends to eight.

Thank you, sweetheart.

- Thank you. - Yeah, of course.

Can I open yours?

Yes.

Hal, will you give him the green box?

Yes.

The actual thing is getting delivered Friday.

- Ah-aww. - What is it?

It's a treadmill desk.

Dad.

Kate wants me to lose a few pounds, I guess.

What? Hey.

- I'm just kidding. - Merry Christmas.

- So thoughtful. - Have you been writing?

A little bit. I think this is gonna help.

He said some movement would help get him out of his funk.

- He did say that. - That's really sweet.

That's really lit. I kind of want one also.

You could use it while you're here on break.

'Cause you have to apply for some jobs.

Oh, I don't think I'm gonna be here

for winter break actually.

What? Why?

I'm gonna go back with Harper.

- I actually got a job. - You didn't get a job.

I did get a job.

I realised I need to save money for an apartment

for after graduation.

Plus, you're going through a hard time

and I really want to be with you in LA.

What's the job?

J.Crew.

- J.Crew? - Yeah.

Cool.

Oh, honey, you're gonna hate that.

No, I'm not.

It's a good job.

What's funny?

What part of that idea sounded like

it was gonna be a good fit for you?

It's just for a second.

I'll get a real job this summer.

And I think I'll actually really like J.Crew.

Fuck you guys.

I wish this had short sleeves.

Oh, sorry, yeah, short sleeves are there.

Yeah, but I wish this one had short sleeves.

Oh.

Do you have this shirt without buttons?

The same shirt?

Or a different colour entirely.

The real world blows.

Why do we say that graduates are entering the real world?

Um, 'cause we are.

They're not.

They're entering a silly little workforce.

Your life started 22 years ago.

That low-key gave me chills.

Can I sleep on your couch tonight?

I really think I need to be on my own tonight.

You dog!

- Is Audrey coming here? - No.

- Yes, you-- - I'm not seeing her!

She's with her kids tonight.

You've been staring at pictures of her for an hour.

I can be on my own.

No one said you couldn't.

You stay here so much, there's a drool stain

on my couch, like, permanently.

That's not drool.

Hal!

- Ow. - That's fucking gross.

Don't be doing that shit here.

I'm joking.

You think I'm shooting loads into my face?

Don't say "shooting loads into my face."

You think I'm wanking it on my sister's sof'

without cleaning it up?

I hate you.

I hate you too.

You can't keep sleeping here.

Yeah, you're right.

I hear you.

I don't want an unhealthy relationship.

Like, we're adults who love each other so much.

And we can--

Hal.

We can set healthy boundaries.

Hal.

We can set boundaries and still know that

we're always gonna be there for each other.

Go be alone with yourself.

If anyone can do that, it's us.

Hal, please.

Give me two seconds to close my eyes.

Why is Oliver Jansen texting you?

What?

Why are you applying to a job and talking

to Oliver Jansen about it?

Oliver's our uncle.

Yeah, I know who he is. Why are you talking to him?

Because I have a lot of questions.

- For Oliver Jansen? - Our uncle.

No, a random person we've never talked to before.

Who--who's our uncle.

Does Dad know?

I applied for a job. I don't have it yet.

- Just Oliver Jansen. - Stop saying his full name.

Stop texting him! Why are you texting him?

Do you not wanna know why we have issues?

- What issues? - What issues?

Everybody has fucking issues.

I wanna know where mine come from!

And Uncle OJ is your man?

Who am I supposed to talk to, Hal?

- Dad? - Yeah.

No, I'm not fucking walking on eggshells anymore.

We have this whole other family who lives in London

that we've never even met.

I wanna learn about myself.

I can tell you all about yourself.

You're a fucking insane person.

You wanna blow up your life to learn

about your English identity?

- Yeah, that's what it is. - This is fucking insane.

This is not insane to reach out to him and to talk to him.

- It is not insane. - Call him, call him.

I don't fucking care.

But don't fucking--what, you're gonna go to London?

You just don't want me to leave.

I don't want you to do stupid shit!

It's not stupid!

It's actually really fucking normal.

I just got out of a six-year relationship with the person

I thought I was gonna marry.

I don't know who I am.

I don't know what I want the rest of my life

to fucking look like.

Why wouldn't you tell me?

I don't know.

I don't...know.

I didn't know how to tell you.

I didn't think that you would let me go maybe.

What am I, an abusive husband?

No, you're my brother.

It'll be so hard to leave.

But for the first time, I really want to be apart.

OK, then leave.

- Stop. - Go.

It sounds super normal. It sounds super fun.

No, it is.

He's telling me all these things that I've never known.

Go! Fucking go!

- So much about her! - Go! Fucking leave!

Go then! Go!

OK, I'm gonna go. I'm going.

Not right now, 'cause you're in my fucking room!

But I'm going.

Were you, like, applying to jobs under the table

while we were eating dinner together?

No, I was doing it at work because you were with me

every other fucking second!

Hal, Hal.

Hal, please don't leave.

- I'm going. - Don't go--

- Get out of my way. - Please.

- Get out of my way. - Don't...

- Get out of my way. - Leave right now!

- Don't go. - Stop it.

- Please don't go right now. - Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it.

- Stop! - Stop it!

It's just horrible shit!

It's just dark.

This is dark.

You're right. We're so dark.

But you're a fucking idiot if you think that going to London

is going to help.

Looking at horrible shit doesn't make it

easier to deal with.

It's just horrible shit.

You're not gonna go there and--and turn some light on.

It's pitch black.

Fuck.

Hal.

Fuck.

Hal, Hal.

No.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

You said it was fun.

Fuck, fuck.

I hate you. I hate you.

I hate--I hate you.

I hate you. I hate you.

I hate you.

I fucking hate you!

I hate you! I hate you!

I hate you!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!