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Were you smoking?
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No.
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It was just one.
I thought I got it off me.
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Just nervous about
you guys seeing the sign.
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Well, I wish
you weren't nervous.
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I hope that's
mainly about Hal.
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It's not you guys' fault.
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I feel terrible
about how I acted
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on the phone with you
about Audrey.
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Thanks.
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You guys still seeing
each other?
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Sort of.
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It's hard.
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I'm sorry I made it harder.
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Who is that for?
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Hey, Jell-O's good
for pregnant women.
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- It is?
- Not that I know of.
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Should we do a Jell-O cake
for your wedding?
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I would love that.
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Well, we're gonna wait
until after, uh,
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Kate has the baby
to get married.
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It's just too much.
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Shouldn't you
get married now
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so it's not a bastard child?
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Hal, don't say
shit like that.
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What? They're laughing.
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- About who?
- Indeed.
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- Oh, I thought you--
- That's not.
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I love you guys.
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Hmm.
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Did you hear the new
Kelsey Smith song?
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I'm so thankful.
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♪ Every time that you ♪
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Is it bad luck...
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to have turkey
the day before Thanksgiving?
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I don't think so.
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We're just celebrating
genocide anyways.
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Right, but now
we're doing it twice.
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Which we don't
have to do tomorrow.
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What?
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No, I really want
to meet your family so bad.
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I just want to know
how many birds were murdered.
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Two murders.
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Um, but you're probably
not gonna get to eat
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too much turkey
tomorrow anyway.
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I have two brothers
and one fat sister.
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- Kate!
- Your sister's fat too?
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- Ow!
- OK.
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- What are we thankful for?
- Oh, I'll go first.
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That's easy.
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Uh, PMW.
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- You got--
- PM what?
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- You gotta reel it in.
- What's PMW?
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- Pussy, Money, Weed.
- Whoa, Kate!
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- You're really on it today.
- Great job, Kate.
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What's happening?
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Hal's just drunk already
off of two glasses of wine.
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No, wait, let's really--
let's hold hands.
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And I wanna go first.
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I am thankful for this house
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that I bought four years ago
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that everybody told me
was too big.
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But now I'm really thank--
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I'm so thankful that
it's filled with you guys
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on Thanksgiving.
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- The day before Thanksgiving.
- The day before Thanksgiving.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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I really hope it feels
like home to you guys.
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And I know that moving
out of the old house
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is a really big deal.
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And I just want--
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I just want you guys
to feel so comfortable here
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because I want you to know
I feel so comfortable
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with you guys here.
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And I just love--
I love you guys.
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And we are gonna--
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your dad wants me
to tell you later,
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but I'm gonna tell you now.
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We're gonna turn my office
into another bedroom
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so that there's space
for everyone.
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- That's not finalised yet.
- It's 100% final.
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Ooh.
We can sleep with the baby.
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- That's totally fine with us.
- That's really sweet, Kate.
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Are you still gonna
have an office?
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- I'm retiring.
- She's not retiring.
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We're gonna turn
the garage into an office.
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- OK, good.
- Hal, it's your turn.
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- I went. PMW.
- Right.
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- Right.
- Harper.
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I'm thankful
for Kate for making us
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feel at home, thankful that
my dad asked you to marry him.
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And, Hal, I'm thankful
for you for helping me...
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For helping me
through this change.
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And I'm thankful for PMW.
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Goddamn right, amen!
Oh, wait, no.
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Dad, take us home.
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OK. Um...
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I'm just--I'm really thankful
for our old house
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and just
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all the special moments
we had there.
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When are the new people
moving in?
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Um, they wanna move in
before Christmas.
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OK, so what does that mean?
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Next week.
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You can go every night
this week.
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No, I just wanna go
once, if that.
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- If that?
- Yeah.
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Stop.
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- Of course we're gonna visit.
- Hi, guys.
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- Hey!
- How you doing?
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♪ I see great waves
coming our way ♪
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♪ Beautiful sunsets
on lost and lonely days ♪
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♪ Infinite futures
become a single past ♪
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♪ Everyone whimpers,
nobody lasts ♪
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♪ You say one day that
we should have a baby ♪
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♪ Well, right now,
baby, I'm struggling ♪
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♪ We'll see, yeah ♪
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♪ You say one day that
we should have a baby ♪
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♪ Well, God help me ♪
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♪ I love you, I agree, yeah ♪
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Why do I have such a big H?
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♪ After all, there's no way
up from apathy, yeah ♪
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♪ You and me, we got better
pills than ecstasy ♪
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♪ They're miracles
and crosses ♪
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♪ Miracles and crosses ♪
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♪ Miracles and crosses, yeah ♪
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There you go, buddy.
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♪ How many more songs ♪
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♪ Am I supposed to write ♪
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♪ Before
I should turn it off ♪
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♪ And say good night ♪
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♪ How many more songs ♪
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♪ Am I supposed to write ♪
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♪ Before I can turn it off ♪
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♪ And say good night ♪
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♪ I have fears ♪
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♪ That I have not addressed,
she says ♪
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♪ Some things from my past ♪
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♪ Make me feel powerless ♪
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♪ Well, baby,
I pray for the children ♪
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♪ And the sinners
and the animals too ♪
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♪ And I, I pray for you ♪
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Go.
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♪ After all, there's no way
up from apathy, yeah ♪
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♪ You and me ♪
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♪ We got better pills
than ecstasy ♪
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♪ They're miracles
and crosses ♪
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♪ Miracles and crosses,
miracles and crosses ♪
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♪ Miracles and crosses ♪
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♪ Miracles and crosses,
miracles and crosses ♪
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♪ Miracles and crosses, yeah ♪
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The ceiling looks
so far away without a bed.
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Maybe the new owners will be
cool with sleepovers.
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Harper?
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Yeah.
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Thanks for being my friend
for so long.
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We should take it to LA and I
should put it in my backyard.
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That'd be sick.
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Does the goal come apart?
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Um, I'm sure we can figure
out how to break it down.
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OK, just--
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- Oh.
- Set it down there.
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OK.
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both: Yes!
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all: Yeah!
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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- Give us the--
- Careful.
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You like this.
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What's up?
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I felt like
you wanted me here.
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What are you, psychic?
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Did you just hear back
about a job?
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No.
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I'm about to apply for one.
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OK.
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You want me to hold your hand
while you press Send?
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- I'm really nervous.
- You're really excited.
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I don't think
I'm gonna get it.
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OK, then you definitely
shouldn't apply.
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I'm gonna send it,
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but you have to forget
that this ever happened,
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and you can't bring it up
ever again.
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No.
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I'll only tell you
if I get it.
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No.
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I'll only tell you
if I don't get it.
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Uh, no.
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I'll tell you
when I hear back.
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Deal.
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Fuck.
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You're the only person who
makes me feel like I can go.
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I have to go pee.
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Will you join me?
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I don't have to pee.
I don't know why I said that.
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Oh, OK.
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You confuse me.
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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What do you want?
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What do you want?
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I asked you.
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I want you.
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I want to kiss you
and be your girlfriend.
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But I also want you
to feel how deeply I care
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about you doing what you want
and what you need.
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I want you,
and I also want that job.
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OK.
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What? Stop.
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- Stay inside what you want.
- Are you hurting?
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Of course.
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But you deserve what you want.
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You're the only person
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who makes me feel
like I can go,
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and you're the only person
I don't want to leave.
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That's what I wanted to say.
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If you go, it will be
so painful for everyone
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because you're so special.
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But it's not gonna
kill anyone.
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Look at us.
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We're still breathing.
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Kate, I feel like I'm
really annoying you,
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that I haven't
gotten one right.
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I just admire that you think
that's the right piece.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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- Dad, where were you?
- Hi.
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Getting you gifts.
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Sweetheart.
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Can I put my name
on one of Kate's gifts?
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And also one
of Harper's gifts?
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Also, what do you want
for Christmas?
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What? Please, please.
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You and Harper have got
to go shopping.
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Harper, do you want
to go shopping with me?
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No, I bought my gifts
two weeks ago.
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- Just go with me then.
- Can you get out of my face?
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Agh!
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I need to talk
to you in private.
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No.
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Stop, you're gonna
fuck up the puzzle.
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Go to sleep.
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Did Kate get us gifts
last year?
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Yeah, and the three years
before that.
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- No way.
- Yes.
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- Kate?
- Yes, Kate.
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I'm gonna get her an iPhone.
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OK.
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Stop, what should I get her?
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Just get her something
that will make her life easier
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when she's super pregnant.
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OK.
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It's a six-outlet
power strip.
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It extends to eight.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, of course.
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Can I open yours?
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Yes.
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Hal, will you give him
the green box?
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Yes.
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The actual thing
is getting delivered Friday.
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- Ah-aww.
- What is it?
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It's a treadmill desk.
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Dad.
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Kate wants me to lose
a few pounds, I guess.
264
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,000
What? Hey.
265
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,400
- I'm just kidding.
- Merry Christmas.
266
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,080
- So thoughtful.
- Have you been writing?
267
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,280
A little bit.
I think this is gonna help.
268
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,040
He said some movement would
help get him out of his funk.
269
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,560
- He did say that.
- That's really sweet.
270
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,160
That's really lit.
I kind of want one also.
271
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,920
You could use it while
you're here on break.
272
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,720
'Cause you have to apply
for some jobs.
273
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,600
Oh, I don't think
I'm gonna be here
274
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,880
for winter break actually.
275
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,200
What? Why?
276
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,800
I'm gonna go back
with Harper.
277
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:57,960
- I actually got a job.
- You didn't get a job.
278
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,640
I did get a job.
279
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,720
I realised I need to save
money for an apartment
280
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,240
for after graduation.
281
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,600
Plus, you're going
through a hard time
282
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,400
and I really want to be
with you in LA.
283
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,240
What's the job?
284
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,320
J.Crew.
285
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,880
- J.Crew?
- Yeah.
286
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,240
Cool.
287
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,280
Oh, honey,
you're gonna hate that.
288
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,800
No, I'm not.
289
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,400
It's a good job.
290
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,800
What's funny?
291
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,240
What part of that idea
sounded like
292
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,440
it was gonna be
a good fit for you?
293
00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,800
It's just for a second.
294
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,480
I'll get a real job
this summer.
295
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,760
And I think I'll actually
really like J.Crew.
296
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,280
Fuck you guys.
297
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,640
I wish this had
short sleeves.
298
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,840
Oh, sorry, yeah,
short sleeves are there.
299
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,840
Yeah, but I wish
this one had short sleeves.
300
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,240
Oh.
301
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,320
Do you have this shirt
without buttons?
302
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,600
The same shirt?
303
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,680
Or a different
colour entirely.
304
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,920
The real world blows.
305
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,960
Why do we say that graduates
are entering the real world?
306
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,400
Um, 'cause we are.
307
00:16:58,480 --> 00:16:59,880
They're not.
308
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,960
They're entering
a silly little workforce.
309
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,560
Your life started
22 years ago.
310
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,720
That low-key gave me chills.
311
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,400
Can I sleep
on your couch tonight?
312
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,000
I really think I need
to be on my own tonight.
313
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,320
You dog!
314
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,200
- Is Audrey coming here?
- No.
315
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,400
- Yes, you--
- I'm not seeing her!
316
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,120
She's with her kids tonight.
317
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,400
You've been staring at
pictures of her for an hour.
318
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,240
I can be on my own.
319
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,840
No one said you couldn't.
320
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,520
You stay here so much,
there's a drool stain
321
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,400
on my couch,
like, permanently.
322
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,040
That's not drool.
323
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,680
Hal!
324
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,480
- Ow.
- That's fucking gross.
325
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,880
Don't be doing that shit here.
326
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,440
I'm joking.
327
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,120
You think I'm shooting
loads into my face?
328
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,240
Don't say "shooting
loads into my face."
329
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,240
You think I'm wanking it
on my sister's sof'
330
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,720
without cleaning it up?
331
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,920
I hate you.
332
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,680
I hate you too.
333
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,040
You can't keep
sleeping here.
334
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,240
Yeah, you're right.
335
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,120
I hear you.
336
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,080
I don't want an unhealthy
relationship.
337
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,240
Like, we're adults
who love each other so much.
338
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,000
And we can--
339
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,800
Hal.
340
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:08,520
We can set
healthy boundaries.
341
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,040
Hal.
342
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,600
We can set boundaries
and still know that
343
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,680
we're always gonna be there
for each other.
344
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,960
Go be alone with yourself.
345
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,440
If anyone can do that,
it's us.
346
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,920
Hal, please.
347
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,200
Give me two seconds
to close my eyes.
348
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,760
Why is Oliver Jansen
texting you?
349
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,280
What?
350
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,360
Why are you applying
to a job and talking
351
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,320
to Oliver Jansen about it?
352
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,000
Oliver's our uncle.
353
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,640
Yeah, I know who he is.
Why are you talking to him?
354
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,640
Because I have
a lot of questions.
355
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,360
- For Oliver Jansen?
- Our uncle.
356
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,160
No, a random person
we've never talked to before.
357
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,240
Who--who's our uncle.
358
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,760
Does Dad know?
359
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,480
I applied for a job.
I don't have it yet.
360
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,240
- Just Oliver Jansen.
- Stop saying his full name.
361
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,800
Stop texting him!
Why are you texting him?
362
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,800
Do you not wanna know
why we have issues?
363
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,240
- What issues?
- What issues?
364
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,640
Everybody has
fucking issues.
365
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,800
I wanna know
where mine come from!
366
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,200
And Uncle OJ is your man?
367
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,200
Who am I supposed
to talk to, Hal?
368
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,920
- Dad?
- Yeah.
369
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,240
No, I'm not fucking
walking on eggshells anymore.
370
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,480
We have this whole other
family who lives in London
371
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,600
that we've never even met.
372
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,000
I wanna learn about myself.
373
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,280
I can tell you
all about yourself.
374
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,720
You're a fucking
insane person.
375
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,880
You wanna blow up
your life to learn
376
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,520
about your English identity?
377
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,400
- Yeah, that's what it is.
- This is fucking insane.
378
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:10,920
This is not insane to reach
out to him and to talk to him.
379
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,080
- It is not insane.
- Call him, call him.
380
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,720
I don't fucking care.
381
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,160
But don't fucking--what,
you're gonna go to London?
382
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,640
You just don't
want me to leave.
383
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,800
I don't want you
to do stupid shit!
384
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,160
It's not stupid!
385
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,000
It's actually really
fucking normal.
386
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,760
I just got out of a six-year
relationship with the person
387
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,400
I thought I was gonna marry.
388
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,560
I don't know who I am.
389
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,400
I don't know what I want
the rest of my life
390
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,840
to fucking look like.
391
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,200
Why wouldn't you tell me?
392
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,920
I don't know.
393
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,160
I don't...know.
394
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,720
I didn't know how to tell you.
395
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,680
I didn't think that you would
let me go maybe.
396
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:44,880
What am I,
an abusive husband?
397
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,080
No, you're my brother.
398
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,760
It'll be so hard to leave.
399
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:54,560
But for the first time,
I really want to be apart.
400
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,240
OK, then leave.
401
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,760
- Stop.
- Go.
402
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,000
It sounds super normal.
It sounds super fun.
403
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:04,840
No, it is.
404
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,960
He's telling me all these
things that I've never known.
405
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,480
Go! Fucking go!
406
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,280
- So much about her!
- Go! Fucking leave!
407
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,560
Go then! Go!
408
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,720
OK, I'm gonna go.
I'm going.
409
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,960
Not right now, 'cause you're
in my fucking room!
410
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,480
But I'm going.
411
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,840
Were you, like, applying
to jobs under the table
412
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,520
while we were eating
dinner together?
413
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,640
No, I was doing it at work
because you were with me
414
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,360
every other fucking second!
415
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,520
Hal, Hal.
416
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,040
Hal, please don't leave.
417
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:30,280
- I'm going.
- Don't go--
418
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,600
- Get out of my way.
- Please.
419
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,080
- Get out of my way.
- Don't...
420
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,240
- Get out of my way.
- Leave right now!
421
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,720
- Don't go.
- Stop it.
422
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,680
- Please don't go right now.
- Stop it.
423
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,680
Stop it. Stop it.
424
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:38,680
- Stop!
- Stop it!
425
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:39,800
It's just horrible shit!
426
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,600
It's just dark.
427
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,840
This is dark.
428
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,240
You're right.
We're so dark.
429
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,720
But you're a fucking idiot if
you think that going to London
430
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,640
is going to help.
431
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,280
Looking at horrible shit
doesn't make it
432
00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,360
easier to deal with.
433
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,160
It's just horrible shit.
434
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,880
You're not gonna go there
and--and turn some light on.
435
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,080
It's pitch black.
436
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,320
Fuck.
437
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,440
Hal.
438
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,000
Fuck.
439
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,200
Hal, Hal.
440
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,720
No.
441
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,640
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
442
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,240
You said it was fun.
443
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,960
Fuck, fuck.
444
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,200
I hate you. I hate you.
445
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,040
I hate--I hate you.
446
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,720
I hate you.
I hate you.
447
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,800
I hate you.
448
00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,000
I fucking hate you!
449
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,080
I hate you!
I hate you!
450
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,200
I hate you!
451
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,320
Fuck! Fuck!
452
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,120
Fuck!
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