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I felt like sleeping under your bed.

- Oh. - Oh!

We met last time.

- Oh. All right. - Yes. Yeah

♪ I don't wanna go yet ♪

♪ I don't wanna come yet ♪

♪ Lying on your chest ♪

Thanks.

♪ I think I know you best ♪

- Yo. - Stop. No.

♪ I don't wanna go yet ♪

♪ I don't wanna come yet ♪

♪ Lying on your chest ♪

♪ I think I know you best ♪

Is it bad that I can't even remember what I was last year?

Seriously?

Yeah.

We were "Top Gun."

- You were Goose. - Hmm.

Remember how aggressive you were about everyone...

Calling you Goose?

Yeah, because I was Goose's son.

Bitch, you just called me Goose, too.

- I did. - I was Miles Teller.

I had the moustache. You had the aviators.

You were Glen Powell in the situation.

I liked you in a moustache.

You looked really hot in aviators.

Everyone looks hot in aviators.

No, no, this was the first time aviators made me...

Like, actively so horny.

Do I still make you horny?

Try me.

I was thinking about freshman year Halloween.

I was thinking about sophomore year Halloween,

when we dressed up as Carrie & Lowell.

Why did we do that?

I don't know.

What?

- What? - What happened?

Nothing.

Nothing.

- Is it open? - Yeah.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, what's up?

Hi.

- It's a baby on the loose. - Hi.

Hey. She's with me.

Oh, my God, I really want to pick her up.

- But I don't want to scare you. - Yeah, you can pick her up.

It's way past our bedtime.

All conventions are out the window.

Oh, yeah. She wants Mommy.

She just started walking,

so I can't put her in her stroller anymore.

She just cries and cries and cries.

- Look at that. - What?

- What? - Aw.

- Look at that. - That's a little scary.

- That-that- - Do we know each other?

Yes, Harper's brother.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

This is Abby.

This is, um, Audrey.

- She works with my sister. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

I don't know these cuties, though.

Oh, yeah, these cuties. This is Nathan and Ruby.

Hi, Ruby and Nathan.

Hi, sweeties.

I got five stitches on my hand.

- What? How'd that happen? - Oh, my goodness.

- I "slidded" on a wall. - You "slidded" on a wall?

Dude, we're brothers.

"Slidded" on a wall, too.

What?

You guys are boo-boo brothers. How cool is that?

Hey, do you want to ask them

to help you pick out a costume?

Will you help me pick my costume?

- Yeah, homey. - Duh.

- Thank you for pushing that. - Yeah, of course.

- What are you- - What are you doing here?

- Have you been here? - I was just here.

I left my card in the thing because I'm so out of it.

- What are you doing here? - We all five came together.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Oh, my God, this is Abby. - Hi.

- You haven't met Abby. - Hi, I'm Harper.

Nice to meet you.

I haven't met your cuties yet.

I know. This is kind of an unfortunate time

to meet them, because they're so, so tired.

Are you friends with my mommy?

Yes, I am. I work with your mom.

And she tells me all the time about Nathan.

- My name is Nathan. - Yeah?

She talks about you all the time.

She loves you so much.

- Do you work with my mommy? - I do, yeah.

Yes, baby, when Mommy goes to the office,

Harper is there.

- Do you have to go home? - I have to go-

Do you need help with your stuff to your car?

No, no, no. No, you go.

Are you sure you don't need help?

- Yes. - Okay.

I'm happy you got to meet them.

Me too.

- God, that took forever. - Yeah, sorry.

- Hal was in there. You can go. - Hal was inside?

Yeah, it was weird- with that girl, Abby.

Do you want to, like, see him?

No, I saw him earlier. It's fine.

So what are you guys doing for Halloween?

We are getting candy in the morning.

And other than that, I don't know.

Your last one.

What?

You know, last Halloween without your little-

Oh, right, yeah.

Yes, I guess.

Did you fart?

Hmm?

Did you poop, or did you fart?

What? Go back to bed.

Mm.

Did you go to the couch to watch porn?

Stop it. Shut up. Did you hear that?

Did I hear two girls scissoring

and screaming at 4:00 a.m.?

Yeah.

I-I-I went to click on something,

and then it started playing full volume, so I just-

I just shut it off.

I couldn't sleep.

I'm sorry you couldn't sleep.

It's okay.

- I found your cigarettes. - In my backpack?

Why are you smoking again? Stop that.

Okay.

Want me to make you a smoothie?

Take these off.

Do I remember you giving me Advil

in the middle of the night?

I woke up with a murderous headache.

Then I took some, and then I forced you to take some.

Thank God. Thank you.

Hey, I don't want to see anybody else.

Like, I want to be exclusive or whatever.

Sorry.

We can have this conversation when you're more awake.

- I just-I was thinking. - No, I'm awake.

I'm just like, well, yeah.

Well, yeah, what?

Well, yeah, we've been exclusive.

Well, no, actually.

What, you've hooked up with somebody?

I mean, I-

I haven't, like, had sex with anybody else,

but, I mean, I-I think I kissed somebody.

You-you think?

Like, you- like, what do you mean?

Like, somebody drugged you, and you think

they could have kissed you? What does that mean?

- Why are you saying "think"? - Lower your voice.

You actually kissed somebody?

Since when?

You're really asking since when?

We never had this conversation.

Okay, yeah, but, like, you kissed somebody?

Yes. Yeah.

When? How?

I'm, like-I'm always with you.

When-like, are you kissing someone during lunch?

No, it wasn't a lunch kiss.

This isn't fucking funny.

Okay, never mind.

Let's just forget I ever said anything.

Yeah, let's forget you said anything.

Okay, good. Yeah, leave. That's a great idea.

Fuck you, Abby.

Nice. Leave!

I'm just trying to remember

what I was like before I met you.

I remember I was about to drop out,

and then I remember I saw your face.

Then we just dove in, and everything got so much better.

Like, I was in the middle of a self-crisis,

but you loved me.

But I just never dealt with myself.

I never figured out...

I think it's okay that we weren't

fully formed individuals when we met.

You can figure out who you are,

and we don't have to break up because of it.

I think we just have to try.

I really want to try.

And I want you to want to try.

- Good? - Yeah.

We could do a little sprinkle of chia in there.

- Want to go in? - Do you?

It's a fresh baby.

Holy cow. That is a tiny one.

This is nice.

I love this backyard so much.

My mom's brother texted and said

that he could talk right now, so I feel like I should.

Okay.

- Okay? - Yeah.

Hey.

- Hope the call goes well. - Thank you.

No, I've never been.

I live-yeah-in LA right now.

No, I want to-

Guys, what are we doing? It's Halloween.

Scary movie.

I put candy outside for the kids.

It's our last college Halloween.

We have to go out.

Freshman year Halloween was plenty.

Freshman Halloween was plenty.

- Do you guys have costumes? - No.

Sorry, we're not seven years old

and have costumes just, like, waiting around.

Oh, I wasn't talking to you, nerd.

I don't got a costume.

- I could dig something up. - I really need you to.

- I need to go out. - Then go out.

- What's your damage? - No damage.

I'm chilling, watching a movie.

Did I miss fantasy football again last week?

I mean, yeah, you did, but I don't fucking care.

It seems like you really care.

I actually really don't.

I just don't want to dress up like a bitch.

Harper, does this bitch know?

Does she know that she is a literal queen?

I think she does.

Girl, I don't think you know this shining face,

this ship would sink without you.

And I just-I need you to know that you're beautiful

and perfect and fun, and you make us all so happy.

- Thank you. You're so sweet. - You're-

No work is good enough for you.

Stop complaining.

♪ So, so much, baby ♪

♪ Baby ♪

We didn't have to leave so early.

I told you, I want to hand out candy.

No kid is gonna come to our apartment complex.

- You don't know that. - Okay.

Wait, I think that's- I think that's Eaglewood pool.

Huh?

Wait, sir, I'm sorry, could you just-

could you let us out right here?

Sir, could you just let us out right here?

I need you to focus and commit.

Yes, okay.

God, do you remember this place?

No, I'm hammered right now.

I remember it was our third time making out.

- Oh, my God, this fence. - Yeah.

What?

Let's go.

Yikes.

Isn't, like, when you go back to an old spot

supposed to feel smaller?

Yeah, this is way taller than I remember.

Must've really wanted to make out in that pool.

How did we get over this?

- You've- - I think I got it.

I'm spotting you.

Please be careful.

- Watching your foot. - Ah.

Hey, hey, hey.

Okay.

Fuck off right now.

Okay, I can help you.

How are you going to help me?

It's easier than you think.

Put your foot. Now use your legs.

- I'm trying. - You can do it.

You got it. You got it.

Yes.

- Use-use your legs to- - I can't.

- Yes. - No, no. I'm too drunk.

- You were drunk last time. - I'm older than I was.

No, you're 24. Come on.

Please.

Yes, please.

Oh, fuck!

- Oh, shit. - Be careful. Careful.

No, it's not happening. It's not happening tonight.

It's okay.

I couldn't find the fangs, so...

Oh, fuck.

Oh, no fucking way.

- Yo, fellow skeleton- - Shut the fuck up.

- Fuck was that for? - We literally just broke up.

- You and the skeleton? - Yes, yeah.

Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that?

I don't know. Ask a question.

You have to be around for that.

Okay, and you'd have to be not high off your ass

all day for that.

Hal, if you ever asked a question,

you'd know I'm sober.

I haven't gotten high in 11 days.

"11 days"? That's incredible, man.

You should-can you sponsor me?

What the hell?

Fuck off. I'm trying.

- You're at a bar, dumbass. - Yeah! For you.

Keep your voice down.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm trying to remember why I came in here.

Did you come out here to watch TV?

No.

- To tell me you love me? - No, but I love you.

Were you gonna go to the kitchen

- and get an ice pop? - No.

- Water? - I have that.

I can make you a bowl of cereal.

I don't want a bowl of cereal.

You want a bowl of cereal.

Well, you don't know what you want.

Wings!

I was gonna ask if you wanted to order wings.

Hmm, you have an eyelash.

- You do, too. - Baby.

Make a wish.

- Ow. Ow. - What?

- Fuck! - Fuck! The sauce!

Hot sauce on your fingers, yeah.

- Yeah, you did. - Babe!

- Get a napkin. - Fuck!

- Ah, you blinded me! Fuck! - I'm so sorry.

Are you asleep?

I got the Dallas job officially.

When were you gonna tell me?

I'm telling you now.

- How long have you known? - Two days.

I didn't tell you

because I wanted to talk about our relationship

without having to talk about Dallas, too.

Do you want to go?

Do you want to stay together?

- Hi, son. You okay? - Hey, yeah. I'm okay.

I just needed someone to talk to.

Tell Kate I'm sorry and not to worry.

Uh, Hal says he's sorry, not to worry.

Can you go to another room to talk? Sorry.

Okay, hold on.

Okay. Where are you?

- Um, I'm at a bar. - Doesn't sound like it.

Yeah, well, right now I guess I'm not.

But I was at a bar.

Now I'm playing basketball with a garbage as the hoop...

And a rock as a basketball.

- That sounds fun. - Not really.

Abby and I had a fight,

and she's in there, so I had to leave.

Hide out?

Well, I just didn't want to torture her or be tortured.

I felt really shitty.

Do you still want to be with her?

Yeah.

Should you go back to her?

And do what?

Be with her...

even if she's mad at you, doesn't want to talk to you.

I just don't think she really wants to see me.

I'm sure she doesn't not want to see you.

Huh?

It's okay for her to see you.

- Okay. I love you. - I love you.

I really love Kate, too, Dad.

Can you tell her I said that?

I think I need to be away from you.

You're not really here.

You're, like, gone.

- Hello. - Trick or treat!

- Thank you. - That one.

♪ At my stock's sudden drop ♪

♪ I'm a trusted doorstop or a paperweight ♪

♪ Taciturn, inanimate ♪

♪ I can sit on your shelf like ashes foretell ♪

♪ A spirit in hell ♪

♪ While the living sleep right on through ♪

♪ Take a shortcut ♪

♪ And I could have called, I suppose ♪

♪ I'm the thorn on your rose ♪

♪ I'm the emperor's new clothes ♪

♪ And I make it look easier ♪

♪ Every time ♪

♪ If you left it to me ♪

♪ Who knows where we would be? ♪

♪ Reading fortunes for free in someone else's gold mine ♪

♪ Survey my breaker ♪

♪ Like cheap wine ♪

♪ You let it in sometimes ♪

♪ A floodgate you can pantomime ♪

♪ You let it in sometimes ♪

♪ In every crime of the heart ♪

♪ You rip yourself apart ♪

♪ It's outsider art ♪

♪ Provokes every emotion ♪

♪ And it may bewilder a few ♪

♪ It's an unpleasant view ♪

♪ You're an agent of truth ♪

♪ Twisted up at the tail end ♪

♪ You play the villain ♪

♪ Like a violin ♪

♪ It comes from within ♪

♪ Darkness you can befriend ♪

Hey.

You okay?

♪ It comes from within ♪

♪ It's a dead end ♪

♪ Don't overextend ♪

♪ Hail the darkness ♪

♪ You can befriend ♪

♪ It's a dead end ♪

♪ Don't overextend ♪

♪ Hail the darkness ♪

♪ You can befriend ♪