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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,200 Is he here? 2 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:14,640 Is he asleep? 3 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,640 Dad, you forgot to pick us up from school. 4 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,380 Is he dead? 5 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Are you okay? 6 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,240 I'm just thinking about Hal. 7 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,640 Wh-what about him? 8 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,120 Yeah, I think Harper was super excited. 9 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,160 Hal will too. 10 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,180 That's water. 11 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,140 ♪♪ I know I have good taste ♪♪ 12 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:48,660 ♪♪ It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way ♪♪ 13 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:51,060 ♪♪ I promise them that you're different ♪♪ 14 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,620 ♪♪ And everyone makes mistakes ♪♪ 15 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,500 Harper? 16 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,900 Not so fast. 17 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,940 Don't forget the closet. 18 00:01:58,040 --> 00:01:59,700 ♪♪ I heard that you're an actor ♪♪ 19 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,460 ♪♪ So act like a stand-up guy ♪♪ 20 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,420 ♪♪ Whatever devil's inside you ♪♪ 21 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,020 ♪♪ Don't let him out tonight ♪♪ 22 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,780 ♪♪ I tell them it's just your culture ♪♪ 23 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,180 ♪♪ And everyone rolls their eyes ♪♪ 24 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,860 ♪♪ Yeah, I know ♪♪ 25 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:15,860 ♪♪ All I'm asking, baby ♪♪ 26 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:19,260 ♪♪ Please, please, please, ♪♪ 27 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,820 ♪♪ Don't prove I'm right ♪♪ 28 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,740 ♪♪ And please, please, please, ♪♪ 29 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:31,300 ♪♪ Don't bring me to tears when I just did ♪♪ 30 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:32,180 I'm done. 31 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:33,860 ♪♪ My makeup so nice ♪♪ 32 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,900 ♪♪ Heartbreak is one thing ♪♪ 33 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,940 ♪♪ My ego's another ♪♪ 34 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:42,580 ♪♪ I beg you don't embarrass me, motherfucker ♪♪ 35 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,780 ♪♪ Oh, oh ♪♪ 36 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,420 ♪♪ Please, please, please ♪♪ 37 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:55,860 ♪♪ If you wanna go and be stupid ♪♪ 38 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:01,180 ♪♪ Don't do in front of me ♪♪ 39 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:05,020 ♪♪ If you don't wanna cry to my music ♪♪ 40 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:10,860 ♪♪ Don't make me hate you prolifically ♪♪ 41 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:13,060 ♪♪ Please, please, please ♪♪ 42 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,460 ♪♪ Please, please, please ♪♪ 43 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,020 - Hey. - Hey. 44 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,420 If security is a mess, then everybody will be caught up. 45 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,100 - So we're all fucked. - What's your flight number? 46 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,740 Okay, I heard 1723. 47 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,860 We might have to get you another flight. 48 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,460 What? 49 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,260 No, Jess, you still haven't fixed your phone, 50 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,220 which means I can't hear you when you call me. 51 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:50,300 We need to get it fixed. 52 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,300 Your flight's on time. I can try calling. 53 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:14,660 Hey. 54 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,820 What are your thoughts on fast food dessert right now? 55 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,060 You're a kook. 56 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,940 You said you have a car, right? 57 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,100 It's like, 3:00 in the morning. 58 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,220 But tell me that doesn't sound so good right now. 59 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,400 But I feel like you don't remember my name. 60 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,300 Your name? 61 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,820 Yeah, I'll get dessert with you 62 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,700 if you can tell me my name. 63 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,600 Your name is Abby. What are you talking about? 64 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:42,660 You think I don't know your name? 65 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,020 What'd you think I was gonna say? 66 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,820 - Angels don't have names? - Hey, relax. 67 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,260 Do you not know my name? 68 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,900 - Your name is Hal. - My name's Hal. 69 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,340 We met at a party tonight and then 70 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,180 danced our asses off and then talked for, like, two hours, 71 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,640 and I came back to your dorm room and had sex with you 72 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,020 in your dorm room bed. 73 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,580 Okay, you need to chill out or you need to leave my room. 74 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:59,540 - Leave your room? - If you're gonna be crazy. 75 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,640 Okay. 76 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,500 Abby? 77 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,880 Abby, that was annoying. I'm sorry. 78 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,200 Are you pretending to be asleep right now? 79 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,900 - What? - What do you want? 80 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,780 Why are two girls in your bed? 81 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,380 Why didn't you set up your fantasy football then? 82 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,300 Why you in a beanbag chair? 83 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,780 Why do you never sleep here? 84 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,780 In your beanbag chair? 85 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,660 Okay. 86 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,060 I've been sleeping at Harper's 87 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,420 because Jesse's out of town, but she's back in town now. 88 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:03,380 I'm sorry about fantasy. 89 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,540 Ike had like, 400 yards. 90 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,700 Damn. 91 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,800 Did you have a threesome? 92 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,680 Yeah. 93 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,820 Why are you deeply upset about your threesome? 94 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,220 'Cause white girls are weird. 95 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,460 Like racial stuff was said? 96 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,940 Said, felt. 97 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,060 Still wanna smoke? 98 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:26,160 Uh, no. 99 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,980 Get dessert and fries with me. 100 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,340 It's 3:00 a.m. 101 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:33,980 Think McDonald's gives a shit? 102 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,860 McDonald's is so far away. 103 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:36,940 Yeah, you're right, 104 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,040 and traffic is pretty terrible right now. 105 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,620 Okay, idiot. Where do I pick you up? 106 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,720 You don't. 107 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,520 'Cause I'm already here! 108 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,800 You don't lock your windows. You need to lock those. 109 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,940 Her instinct is probably to guard herself 110 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,020 because most guys she's been with have been subhuman. 111 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,380 Okay, well, she thinks I am too now. 112 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:05,900 I, like, borderline yelled at her. 113 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,300 That's no good, dog. 114 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,460 She broke my heart, dog. 115 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,660 She broke your heart? 116 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,760 Yeah. 117 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,640 What was her last name? 118 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,020 What's her last name? 119 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,460 What's her last name? 120 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,780 It started with an R. 121 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,300 It's like, um... 122 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,760 Radish. 123 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,420 Her name is Abby Radish? 124 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,540 That sucks. 125 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:32,820 Her name is Abby Radish? 126 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,340 Falling asleep. I love you. 127 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:57,300 I love you. 128 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,580 When's Jesse coming? 129 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,620 You can sleep here. It's fine. 130 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,720 Okay. I might go home, but thanks. 131 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,540 Are you being kinda distant? 132 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,500 There's literally less than an inch between us right now. 133 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:15,700 I feel like you're being distant 134 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:16,860 'cause Jesse's coming back. 135 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,420 Oh, Hal. The sun's about to come up. 136 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:19,740 I haven't even slept yet. 137 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,840 I hope you realise I know something's wrong with me. 138 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,620 I don't think there's something wrong with you. 139 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,540 I'm not, like, okay with the way that I am. 140 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:30,640 What do you mean? 141 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,660 You're a baby, but you're still in college. 142 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:35,620 Everyone is. 143 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,820 Yeah, I'm a senior in college. 144 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,220 It should be like, okay, I shouldn't 145 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,020 come to my fucking sister's house 146 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,240 and sleep on her couch or your fucking bed 147 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,540 when your girlfriend's out of town. 148 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,100 I should write my essays when they're due. 149 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,700 I feel like Jesse hates me, and I feel like 150 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:46,920 you're pushing me away because she's coming back. 151 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,700 Jesse doesn't hate you. 152 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:49,760 But you admit you're pushing me away? 153 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,380 Do you have to finish an essay? 154 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,820 - Yes. - By when? 155 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,140 So long ago. 156 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,060 - Jesse does hate me. - No, she doesn't. 157 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,180 She thinks I'm the fattest baby. 158 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,660 I think you're the fattest baby. 159 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,860 I didn't say you didn't hate me. 160 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:03,140 Hal, are you forgetting how dope you are? 161 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,340 No, I know how dope I am. 162 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,900 I just feel like I can't, like-- 163 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,140 I just feel like I can't, like-- 164 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,980 What's going on? Talk. 165 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:11,180 I feel like something's wrong with me. 166 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,580 Stop saying that. 167 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:13,780 I'm, like, not okay. 168 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,380 I, like, don't feel okay. 169 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,480 I cheated on my girlfriend. 170 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,100 I made out with my coworker. 171 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,460 The single mom with two kids? 172 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,780 Yeah. 173 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,700 The divorcee with two kids? 174 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,260 Yeah. 175 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,860 So she's bisexual? 176 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,580 I think so. 177 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,680 Damn. 178 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,320 It's okay. 179 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:42,580 Do you wanna talk about it? 180 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,060 Maybe tomorrow. 181 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,500 Sorry to steal your thunder. 182 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,580 I just didn't want you to feel alone. 183 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:49,860 Yeah. Thanks for cheating on Jesse. 184 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,940 It makes me feel a lot better. 185 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,740 You're a dumbass. 186 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,260 When do you have to finish that essay? 187 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,560 Whenever you're free. 188 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,060 Erik wants to promote me. 189 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:26,660 He took me to dinner last night to tell me. 190 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,760 But he'd need me in Dallas. 191 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,020 He took you to dinner last night 192 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,420 to tell you he wants to do that, 193 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,540 or he actually offered it to you? 194 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:34,500 You are so annoying. 195 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,820 No, I'm not. I'm just asking. 196 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,920 This is amazing. 197 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,660 This is exactly what you wanted. 198 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,340 But not what you want. 199 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,420 You wanna be in LA. 200 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,660 I have a job here, Jess. 201 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,820 No, yeah. 202 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,980 One that you're really passionate about 203 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,820 and--and your boss isn't abusive and makes you 204 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:52,140 - feel-- - I missed our talks. 205 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,220 I just wanna know what it is you want. 206 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,860 Okay, I know moving to Dallas isn't-- 207 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,500 I--okay. I'm so excited for you. 208 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,780 I cannot talk about this right now. 209 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,340 I'm so fucking tired. Hal kept me up all night. 210 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,780 We hate LA. 211 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,380 We talk about it all the fucking time. 212 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:06,180 And that basketball team in Dallas 213 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,700 has that white boy you guys love. 214 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,780 It'd be fun to go to Luka Doncic games. 215 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,740 Mm-hmm. 216 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,840 I need to go to bed. 217 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,900 Did you cheat on me? 218 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,500 What? 219 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,140 - Oh, ladies! - What are you talking about? 220 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,900 I made Eggos. 221 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Get out. 222 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:33,540 No, I did not. I see her-- 223 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,220 Then why is she-- why is she asking you-- 224 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,660 I don't know why she's asking me this. 225 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:38,860 Fuck you, dude! 226 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,540 Are you okay? 227 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,060 No, I'm not okay. 228 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,500 How did she find out? 229 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,620 I really need you to leave. 230 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,460 What? I'm not gonna leave you. 231 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,540 Can you please get out? 232 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,660 Okay, I'll leave your room. 233 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,220 No, get out of the house. 234 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,140 Go do your fucking essay. 235 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:24,060 I don't want to. 236 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,140 I'm gonna make sure you're okay. 237 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,460 I'm not okay, and I'm not gonna be okay. 238 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,500 - Leave. - Why? 239 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,900 What you did was not that bad. 240 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,260 It wasn't that bad? I cheated on Jesse. 241 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,600 Yeah, because she wants you to follow her to Texas 242 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,540 and she's your first gay relationship. 243 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,860 So you cheated on her. 244 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:39,740 And that's not cool... 245 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,060 - Hal-- - But it's okay. 246 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,100 Hal, believe me when I say 247 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,900 you do not know anything about anything, okay? 248 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,580 I cheated because I'm not a good person. 249 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:48,580 Yes, you are. 250 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,460 No, I'm not! 251 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,660 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not, Hal! 252 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:52,020 - Yes, you are! - How would you know? 253 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,940 You're not a good person, either! 254 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,820 Okay. 255 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,260 We're not talking to Dad right now. 256 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,540 Yes, we are. What if he's dying? 257 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:02,780 - He said today. - He's not dying, Hal. 258 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,580 We're not-- don't fucking answer. 259 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,060 Don't fucking call him. 260 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,580 Hang up the phone. 261 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,540 Don't make me hurt you. 262 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,300 Stop! 263 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:12,660 - Give me the phone. - Fuck off. 264 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,140 Don't fucking call him. 265 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,660 Hey, are you okay? 266 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:19,900 Totally okay. 267 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,660 - Are you with Harper? - Yeah, she's right here. 268 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,660 I, uh, I have big news. 269 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,780 Are you going to that darty? 270 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,100 Yeah, where is it? 271 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,200 Sigma. 272 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:56,960 I don't know if it's something you need to be 273 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,540 railing shots for, though. 274 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,540 My dad's having a baby. 275 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,740 It's not possible. 276 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,060 His girlfriend is. 277 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,060 Aren't they old? 278 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,160 He is. She isn't. 279 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,560 Do you want me to, like, take a shot with you? 280 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,020 We actually have to take another shot 281 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,100 because he's also selling my childhood house. 282 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,020 Fuck. 283 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,820 This darty's gonna be lit. 284 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:58,740 So row, row, row. 285 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,220 I'd buy this sucker. 286 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,780 Looks great. 287 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,500 But now, what's the reason for keeping the rocking chair? 288 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,740 I don't know, I thought it might add some life 289 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,780 and some possibility for people wandering around 290 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,880 - and-- - It looks like shit, though. 291 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,580 Okay. 292 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,660 Looks like you forgot something. 293 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,980 Yeah, got it. 294 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,620 Truthfully, I don't really have a place to put it yet. 295 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,720 I was just trying to buy some time. 296 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,860 ♪♪ I really wanna be your lover ♪♪ 297 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,220 This is insane. 298 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,140 Definitely. 299 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:09,620 ♪♪ I really wanna be your lover ♪♪ 300 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,540 Yeah, gotcha. Yeah. 301 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,460 ♪♪ I can never make up my mind ♪♪ 302 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,220 ♪♪ I'm thinkin' 'bout the other girls ♪♪ 303 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,340 ♪♪ Uh, what else did you expect me to do? ♪♪ 304 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,660 ♪♪ Somethin' special in them jeans ♪♪ 305 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,020 ♪♪ They be stretchin' the truth ♪♪ 306 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,380 ♪♪ She put a pep in the step of the Pepé Le Pews ♪♪ 307 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,300 You mind, brother? 308 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,940 Yeah, brother. Get in on that. 309 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,540 Hell yeah. 310 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,100 ♪♪ Uh, if you bring her home to momma ♪♪ 311 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,220 ♪♪ Bet she'll never approve ♪♪ 312 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,740 Oop. 313 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:31,780 What was that? 314 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,100 - What's up, bro? - What are you doing? 315 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,300 You just put your finger in my cup. 316 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,500 No, I don't remember that. 317 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,420 What are you doing? 318 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,980 I'm trying to mix it. Bro. 319 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,340 Back up. 320 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:40,460 Stay down, you little bitch. 321 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,860 - Stop! - Back up, back up, back up. 322 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,700 Stop! Stop! 323 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,780 No, stop! 324 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,100 Chill! Chill! 325 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,680 - Back up! - Stop! 326 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,020 How'd that go for you? 327 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,420 Great. 328 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,780 Let me see your face. 329 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,880 I'd like to walk by myself right now. 330 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:03,700 Nice face. 331 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,940 Nice face. 332 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,980 What? 333 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:07,900 What? 334 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,780 Why are you so drunk? 335 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,620 Why are you not? 336 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,220 It's 2:30. 337 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,340 Okay, officer. 338 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,540 Where are you walking? 339 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,180 To my bed because I want this day to be over. 340 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,740 Why? 341 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,220 Oh, that's actually none of your business. 342 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,500 Did you see me talking to that guy 343 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,600 who just picked a fight with? 344 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,700 You mean was I jealous? 345 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,340 - Sure. - You gotta make up your mind. 346 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,700 You think I'm obsessed with you, 347 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,040 or do you think I don't care enough to know your name? 348 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,340 I was just asking you a question. 349 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,260 Okay, well, I really hate your questions. 350 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,100 I think they suck. 351 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,440 - Okay, have a nice walk. - Cool. 352 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,740 My priorities have been off. 353 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,260 I don't wanna talk about Dallas. 354 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,360 The minute I'm back, I wanna talk about us. 355 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,700 I wanna talk about me 356 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:20,140 getting better at cleaning and taking care of myself. 357 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,380 And I'm sorry that I called you from the airport 358 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,780 and made missing my flight your problem. 359 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,060 It's not your problem. And I know that I bother you. 360 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,420 You don't bother me. 361 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,520 You don't bother me. 362 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,920 - I'm sorry. - I know. 363 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,660 I don't wanna break up. 364 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,140 Well, you should want to. 365 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,940 No, I know. 366 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,040 I know. But I really don't. 367 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,720 I don't wanna break up either. 368 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,580 What, dude? 369 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,580 Hey, I'm walking to your house. 370 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,680 I have that essay due tomorrow. 371 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,460 I'm so sorry. 372 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,540 - I'm so sorry. - What happened to your face? 373 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,660 Nothing. 374 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,020 You look like the Elephant Man. 375 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,820 The Bradley Cooper version or the David Lynch version? 376 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,220 Not the Bradley Cooper version. 377 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,420 Okay. Can I come inside? 378 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,780 No, Hal, you can't. 379 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,460 I really need to bullshit this, like, super-fast. 380 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,780 I'm really sorry about today. 381 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,020 I know you love Jesse. I know you wanna be with her. 382 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,140 I just was... 383 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,660 I was just feeling scared about us not being together. 384 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,280 And I'm really upset about our childhood house being sold. 385 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,180 Hal. 386 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,460 I'm so okay with him having a baby, 387 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,520 but I just don't want him to sell our childhood house. 388 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,580 Hal. 389 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,480 Can I please come inside to write the essay? 390 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,860 I literally typed zero words, 391 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,280 and I can't type any other words unless I'm inside here. 392 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,460 Hal, Hal, hey, hey, you need to calm down okay? 393 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,820 - Can I just come inside? - No. 394 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,860 Write it at yours. 395 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,180 - I've been trying to. - You need to stop. 396 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,320 I've been trying to. I need to write it at yours. 397 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,360 You need to stop. You're suffocating me! 398 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,540 What are you doing? 399 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:36,240 I cannot fucking help you. I have my own shit. 400 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,860 La, la, la. 401 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,260 Can you get it? 402 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,300 Yeah, nice. 403 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,460 One, two, three. 404 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,500 Go. 405 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,600 You got it. 406 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,260 - The door is open. - Hey, hey-- 407 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,180 Was I snoring? 408 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,280 No, I just couldn't sleep. 409 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,340 Sorry I was busy tonight. 410 00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,260 No. How's your stress level? 411 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,360 I'm handling. 412 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,940 How is your stress? 413 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,040 No stress. 414 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,260 You just can't sleep 415 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,800 'cause you're so excited about all the change? 416 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,780 I can help you, too, you know? 417 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,300 I wish you would tell me about the house. 418 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,920 I told you, just- it looks really empty. 419 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,700 What else? 420 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,780 Nothing else. 421 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,640 You don't wanna tell me about 422 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,720 the rocking chair in your car? 423 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,160 I was able to see the rocking chair in your car, yes. 424 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,380 Okay, I-- I want you to get some sleep. 425 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,980 I'm just out here on the couch because I don't want 426 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,580 my tossing and turning to wake you up. 427 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:22,680 That's it. 428 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:26,980 I know, I know, I know. 429 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,540 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. 430 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,220 Settle down, Hal. 431 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,620 It's okay, baby. 432 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,420 Mommy. Mommy! 433 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,300 - Come on. Come on. - Daddy, you have a hole. 434 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,220 Huh? 435 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,620 You have a hole in your pants. 436 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,260 The wind's gonna get in and it's gonna make you chilly. 437 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:53,140 I'm gonna be okay. Okay? 438 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,700 Hey, guys. You wanna watch some Warriors? 439 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,620 I wanna watch some Warriors. 440 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,620 Let's watch some Warriors. 441 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,340 Barely seen defensively, jumping into the passing lane. 442 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,620 That leads to the transition easy bucket. 443 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,420 Where's Mommy? 30511

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