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[trolley bell clanging]

[Adam] Jean Luc, my mentor...

...the guy who gave me
a chance as a chef...

...said to me it was God
who created oysters and apples.

And you can't improve
recipes like that.

But it is our job to try.

[bell clangs]

[♪ John Lee Hooker:
"It Serves You Right to
Suffer [The Avener Rework]"]

Being a young chef,
I sure as hell tried.

I spent ten years
cooking in Paris

and became head chef
of Jean Luc's restaurant.

I was good.

Some nights I was almost
as good as I thought I was.

[to himself] 999,696...

[men speaking indistinctly]

Six ninety-seven.

[Adam]
At least that's what I'm told.

Six ninety-eight...

Six ninety-nine,

Then I destroyed it all.

My devils chased me out of Paris
and I washed up in New Orleans.

I sentenced myself
to hard labor shucking oysters.

[to himself] 999,999.

[Adam] And today's
the last day of my penance.

One million.

[exhales]

[man] You could give me a raise
and we'd be good.

[man] Where the hell you goin'?

Hey!

[train horn blaring]

[indistinct conversation]

[woman]
He complained about the eggs.

He said they were staring up
at him like the eyes
of a dead clown.

He said he knows you from Paris.

He called you "Little Tony."

[knocking on door]

It's your father's hotel.
You can let yourself in.

The boudin noir
was cooked yesterday.

It was warmed up five hours
under a heat lamp.

A little crust had
formed around it.

Are you drunk or stoned?

Or stoned or drunk or
something else no one apart
from you has ever been?

You're serving seared tuna.

What happened to your
self-respect, Tony?

Mm.

This from a guy who once
stole methadone from
a dying sous chef.

You used to run the best
restaurant in Paris.

Yeah. And you destroyed it.

Good. Anger.

Hi, Tony.

You know, after you disappeared,

Jean Luc and I
had to close the restaurant.

There were rumors you had been
stabbed to death in Amsterdam.

There were drug dealers.

And Jean Luc's daughter
claimed you made her pregnant.

And now I'm back.
I'm going after my third star.

If you try to start a new
restaurant in Paris,

there are at least a dozen
people who will try to
have you killed.

Oh, no, no. Not in Paris.
Here, in London.

I'm gonna take over
your restaurant.

[chuckles]

Ah.

My advice to you, chef?
If you want to live a long life,

eat your own tongue.

[doorman] Good afternoon, sir.

Adam!

Jesus!

- So, where you been?
- Uh, Louisiana.

- Doing what?
- Shuckin' a million oysters.

- [laughing] Why?
- Ah, gave up drinking.

Oh, good for you.

Along with, uh, sniffing,
snorting, injecting,

licking yellow frogs, and women.

[laughs]
Three years without a word.

Nothing. You bastard.

- Celia's gonna be delighted.
- Thank you.

She missed you, you know?
Really worried about you.

When Jean Luc died,
we were afraid that...

You didn't know?

Oh, I'm sorry.
I know how close you two were.

He was a great chef.

Hey, eat.

That is something, huh?

Sweeney! You just received
one of the best compliments
I've ever heard.

This is Adam. Kinda notorious,
back in the day.

Adam has just said your cacio

is one of the best
he's tasted outside of Rome.

- What's your name again?
- Helene.

Next time you make cacio,
toast the pepper first to
remove the moisture,

and then you want to
grind it by hand, yeah?

- Hello?
- Yeah.

- American?
- Yeah.

- Yeah. Arrogant prick.
- Well, he's a chef.

Jesus. Still crazy.

[Adam] Oh, shit.

Adam?

[both grunting]

[Adam grunting] Okay!

Michel! Okay!

Okay!

[breathing heavily]

[laughs]

It's okay.

I had a long time to think about
what you did to me in Paris.

When I was your
sous chef at Jean Luc's,
we were like brothers.

So when I left, it's only
natural that you were... hurt.

So you took your revenge.

Look, Michel, I don't know
why I did that.

I know it was terrible, but...

what exactly did I do to you?

[speaking French]

No.

Conti told me you're going
for the third star.

I need a job.

In Paris, they say
we are "old school."

[Michel laughs]

Mr. Jones?

Mr. Jones, your credit card
has been denied.

There's no longer sufficient
funds available

to cover the cost of your room.

That's okay.
I'm friends with Tony Balerdi.

Tony said to tell you that
your knives are in the bag.

[quietly] Fuck.

[indistinct chatter]

[♪ Bonobo: "Flashlight"]

Yes, mate? What can I get you?

Him.

You marinate the lamb in
za'atar and lemon zest, right?

Yeah. And yogurt, too, yeah.

- Gorgeous.
- Thank you.

Look, Mr. Jones,
I just want to say, I...

you've always been
a hero of mine.

We studied your menus
and recipes...

- A hero or a god?
- I... [chuckles]

I don't know the difference.

Would you work
for me for nothing?

For nothing?

- For food, for meals.
- Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, if I was
learning loads, yeah.

Would you pay me?

[chuckles]

How much would you pay me
to work for me?

Would you pay me
a hundred pounds a week?

- Two hundred? Three hundred?
- [inhales, stammers]

I'm trying to make a point.
Your resume is great,

this lamb's fucking fantastic,
but you lack arrogance.

And to be in my kitchen,
you have to defend yourself.

Okay.

No, you mean, "Fuck you."

[chuckling] Yeah.
Yeah, fuck you.

[chuckles] Okay.

Now the most important question.

You have a spare bedroom?

[cookware and utensils
clanking in distance]

[quietly] How long did
you say he could stay?

Do you think he's drunk?

[David]
He doesn't drink anymore.

Are you sure he's famous?

If you're a chef, he's like...
The Rolling Stones.

Oh.

- He scares me.
- He's a two-star Michelin chef.

[chuckling]
He's supposed to be scary.

Well, two doesn't
seem like many.

To get even one Michelin star,
you have to be like
Luke Skywalker.

Okay? To get two,

you have to be...

...whoever Alec Guinness was.

But if you manage
to get three...

[chuckles]

[cookware and
utensils clank and rattle]

...you're Yoda.

Well, what if he's Darth Vader?

Sara, I went crazy
on summer vegetables

on a bed of ricotta for you.

And for your
carnivore boyfriend,

tea-smoked mackerel
with duck egg.

And then we have bouillabaisse,

followed by escargot with garlic
and parsley butter.

[Sara giggles]

What?

David says escargot
is old-fashioned.

Keep eating.

[♪ The Avener Phoebe Killdeer:
"Fade Out Lines
[The Avener Rework]"]

- [Helene] Is this a joke?
- Is what a joke?

You leaving me a note
to meet you at a Burger King.

Hmm. No joke.

No, this place is easy,
accessible, and cheap.
It's easy to find.

They don't kick you out
if you talk to yourself,

which, for me,
is crucial. Sit down.

Mmm. You want some lunch?

No, not here, no.

Why not?

I prefer to eat food cooked
by a proper chef.

You don't like people
on minimum wage?

[chuckling]
Mr. Jones, I'm a sous chef.
I'm a person on minimum wage.

You know why people like you
don't like fast food?

Sorry. "People like me"?

Because it's food
for the working class.

- Excuse me?
- Justify why it costs $500 more

to eat at a place where
we work than it does
at a place like this.

- No.
- 'Cause you can't.

Because the food here
is made with too much fat

and too much salt and too many
cheap cuts of meat.

You just described most
classic French peasant dishes.

Burger King is peasants
doing what peasants do,

giving a cheap cut
of meat a little style.

Goulash, bourguignon, cassoulet.
Shall I go on?

- I really have to go.
- What you should have said

is that the problem with this
place is it's too consistent.

And consistency is death.

Consistency is what
every great chef strives for.

No, a chef should strive
to be consistent in experience,

but not consistent in taste.
It's like sex.

It's like, you're always headed
to the same place,

but you got to find new and
dangerous way of getting there.

I wish I could say it was
nice seeing you again,
Mr. Jones,

but I'm happy where I am.
Good luck.

Adam Jones. My God.

One hoped you were dead.

Closed down any, uh,
good restaurants lately?

I don't close good restaurants.

My reviews close bad ones.

I need you to help me kick
this arrogant city's ass.

I'm back, and I'm gonna cook
like we did in the old days,

before we started warming up
fish in little plastic bags.

You know, when I lie awake
at night and list my regrets...

...you're one of them.

I say to myself,
"Simone, you're a lesbian.

Why did you sleep
with Adam Jones?"

[chuckles]

- Simone Forth is here.
- Sorry, who?

"Who?" The restaurant critic
of the fucking Evening Standard.

It's dry! The grouse is dry
and the sauce tastes like...

- [cutlery clattering]
- Everything is fucked!

We're finished!

She will destroy us.

[shouting in French]

You set this up?

Your restaurant is fucked
unless you let me cook for her.

You are insane.

Wait. Wait.

Wait!

Service.

- The bastard could cook gravel.
- [chuckles]

[sighs]

I want to make amends for Paris.

[Tony chuckles]

So I hand my restaurant
over to you, and it's you
doing me a favor?

If your father didn't own
this place, you would have
been fired years ago.

Michel will be my sous chef.

[speaking French]

- Max is in.
- Max is in jail.

He's out in two days.

Also I found a chef de partie
who doesn't know
how good she is.

"She?" Ay.

[inhales] Right there,
the whole thing falls apart.

Because in three days
you will be fucking her,

in another three you will
dump her, and then she leaves

with screams and tears.

No more women.

I've been sober two years,
two weeks, and six days.

Now, I want you
to talk to your father.

My father is sick.

Your father's not sick.
He's dying.

I'm giving you a chance to
finally make him proud of you.

You are the best
maitre d' in Europe.

[clicks tongue]

My kitchen is going to be
the best in the world.

And we're gonna
get the third star.

[woman] The money the
Balerdi family has agreed to pay
to renovate the restaurant

is contingent upon you
showing up here every Friday.

[doorbell buzzes]

I'll be taking samples of blood
to test for drugs and alcohol.

Should a test prove positive,

the family will withdraw
their financial support for
your restaurant immediately.

I've been psychoanalyzing
Tony Balerdi for many years.

- Do you attend meetings?
- No, I'm not much for groups.

How do you to plan
to maintain your sobriety?

[in English accent]
Oh, long walks in Walden Wood.

[normal accent]
The power of prayer.

You have a disease; there's no
shame in seeking help.

I run a group here on Tuesdays
and Thursdays at 10:00.

You'd be more than welcome
to join. You could make
the sandwiches.

I don't make sandwiches.

Well, I've injected
so much junk in my life,

there may still be stockpiles
in my ankles.

[sighs]

In my experience,
people who come in here
and make silly comments

are generally frightened
of what they might reveal

if they really took the time
to be themselves.

Oh, I've been myself
since the '90s.

Do you have a fear of needles?

Well, that question indicates
a serious lack of research.

Did you ever see that movie,
Seven Samurai?

That's how I want
my chefs to be.

Chef.

Chef, I'm afraid
there's been a complaint.

[low conversations]

Do we have a problem?

[sighs]

Please don't fight him
among all this bone china.

It'll be me who
picks up the tab.

Hello, Reece.

A little bird told me
you'd lost your touch, so...

a little lobster confirmed it.

Leave us alone.

[sniffs]

So, not dead.

- Apparently not.
- Ah, looks can be deceiving.

I mean, "dead" these days can
mean barbecuing chicken wings

with minor celebrities
on morning television.

[laughing]
I'll never be that dead.
I love the decor, by the way.

It's perfect for
stoning infidels.

What do you want?

I wanted to see how far
the tortoise had gotten
ahead of me.

You're the hare in this analogy?

It's your analogy.

What happened to butter?

What happened
to your angel face?

Oh, crack cocaine and Louisiana.

I heard an idiotic rumor
you're going for a third star.

I heard an idiotic rumor
that you'd gotten yours.

- Then I found out it's true.
- That must have hurt.

Eh, I was on heavy painkillers
at the time.

Okay, all right, look. The whole
Mozart/Salieri bullshit

doesn't interest me anymore.

I cook good, local ingredients
in a unique, creative way

to impress my diners.

Well, you don't cook.
You warm food up in condoms.

Frying pans, flames and booze
went out with Adam Jones.

And please don't think
I'm impressed with the water.

You're an addict.
So it's not alcohol now.

It'll be coke, or booze,
or fucking every girl you meet,

because you're addicted
to the way you feel every
second of the day.

Doomed youth is romantic.

Doomed middle age really isn't.

Please don't think that's
on the house. You pay your way
like everyone else.

Reece, in truth,
the lobster was good.

If you have any humanity left,

leave Tony Balerdi
and his father alone.

[loudly]
But you fucked up the sauce
with too much lemon juice.

[conversations stop]

Excuse me one second.
Was he drunk?

Find out how far he's got and
who the fuck he's got with him.

[up-tempo music playing]

Got freed. You're out.

Really?
Oh, fantastic.

[indistinct shouting]

- Nice bike.
- Michel's.

- Does he know you borrowed it?
- Not yet.

[laughter]

- How are you?
- Good, good.

[inhales] Assault?

He plated the monkfish
upside-down.

Three times.
Upside-fucking-down, man.

- [clicking tongue]
- Come on.

He was a fat fucker,
and he was always chewing gum.

So you-you took,
you took matters
into your own hands?

Yeah, yes, I did.

[speaking Italian]

You know why?
Because it was me who
picked it up off the floor

and put it in a fish locker
until the ambulance arrived.

I mean, people conveniently
forget that part.

That's a shame.

[buzzer sounds]

[tools whirring]

[Adam] Jody!

Added more tarragon.

It was better yesterday.

Can I try it?

Come on.

Mmm.

- Better yesterday.
- I didn't ask you.

You know, I'm thinking the,
uh, '89 Chateau Angelus
with the pigeon.

Yeah. Try this.

[hammering in distance]

[smacking lips] Good.

"Good"?
"Good" means nothing.

I've had a call
from a TV show today.

Absolutely not.

You know, my analyst
suggested you may have an
obsessive-compulsive disorder

that you self-medicated
for years.

She thinks you should be
in a program or in a group.

I don't do groups.
So what do you think,

is it too much
or too little tarragon?

An e-mail came addressed to you.

My French is rusty,
but, uh, I think technically
it's a death threat.

Do you remember the drug dealer
in Paris? Bonesis?

He says you owe him
a lot of money.

- For what?
- Wild guess. Drugs?

Everybody does TV these days.

Tell me the truth
about the tarragon.

It's a little heavy.

Fuck off.

You have to take
Bonesis seriously, yeah?

'Cause he's fucking...

[sighs] ...crazy.

- Night, chef.
- Night.

- And what's the oil for?
- Just garnish.

[man continues indistinctly]

- [speaks indistinctly]
- Right.

[speaks indistinctly]

[speaking French]

[indistinct chatter]

[hissing]

[rain pattering]

You need to make a new one?
Well, what are you doing?

- Is it ordered? Is it ordered?
- Yes, chef.

Yeah, because you didn't
make the new one.

Why... no,
why are you still cooking it?

I'm talking to you. Look at me.
Why are you still cooking it?

- Sorry, chef.
- Yeah. Go get a new one.

[thunder rumbling]

[Adam] How long has this
been out here?

Service, table four.

- 30 seconds to that lamb.
- [others] Yes, chef!

[man] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Adam] All right, don't let
that sauce over-reduce again.

[others] Yes, chef!

[Adam] Ca marche, table three.

One terrine, two pork, one beef.

[others] Yes, chef!

[Adam]
Medium beef. Make sure
that's medium beef, Max.

- [Max] Yes, chef.
- Put capers on the beef.

I want that in 30 seconds, yeah?

[others] Yes, chef!

Thirty seconds.

Got three minutes
on that halibut.

[others speaking indistinctly]

Ca marche, table two.
One foie gras, one risotto.

[others] Yes, chef!

Followed by two beef,
one turbot.

Sorry I'm late, Conti.
Lily was sick at school.

- You're fired.
- What?

Take your knives and go.

What the hell
are you talking about?

Just... go, huh? Go on.

And hurry up, or you'll be late.

- You cost me my fucking job!
- Yes.

I told you,
I don't want to work for you.

I see you brought your knives.

I'll triple your salary.
Conti said you needed the money.

You want to come in here
and make some real money,

or do you want to stab me?

You're wasting
your talent there.

[Helene groans]

Service!

Go with Michel at the sauce. Go!

- Yes, chef.
- How come we're slow?

We're not full yet?

I said, how come
we're not full yet?

There are some no-shows.

- How many?
- Four.

- People?
- Tables.

Tell me, what else?

A journalist had an advance
look at the new menu.

This stupid city, you know?
Everything has to be...

- Michel, to the pass.
- Yes, chef.

[sighs]

Mr. Reece.

I booked under
the name of O'Reilly.

He's my priest.

I've come to deliver last rites.

Lovely room, Tony.
it's very Paris 2007.

Please tell Adam not to bother
to come out to see me.

I'm sure he's very...
busy, it being opening night.

Maybe not that busy.

Come on!
What the fuck is this bullshit!

Table four, right now!
Clean the pass!

What did I say? Did I make
a mistake this morning

when I went,
"How much did I order?"

That can't be right!
Michel, where's my pig?

Yes, chef. Coming, chef.

Carrots! Carrots!
Carrots! Carrots!

Twenty seconds, chef.

[Adam] What the fuck is this?
You don't give me a plate?!

[objects crashing]

[Adam]
Why are you fucking with me?

You're handing me a plate
with nothing on it?

What the fuck's wrong with you?!

I said 40 seconds
with a warm ingredient.

It develops a crust around it.

When you're ready to cook,
let me know, I'll be right here.

Where are we with the two
turbots and two pork?

Coming right up, chef!

[man] Thirty seconds
on the spinach, chef.

- Pork!
- [indistinct talking]

Fuck!

[metal objects continue
clattering, spinning]

[metal objects come to rest]

- Michel, to the pass.
- Yes, chef.

Clean it up!

[indistinct chatter]

[whispers] Fuck.

Where is he?

Outside. Throwing up.

[coughs, spits]

[door creaking closed]

I'm gonna give everybody
who had dinner here tonight
their money back.

And I'm gonna write to each
and every one of them
and apologize...

[clears throat]
...and apologize, 'cause
of the fuckin' disaster

that happened here tonight...
was my fault.

My fuckin' fault.

- I gave you this to use, right?
- Yes, chef.

Because each slice
of potato for pommes Anna

has to be exactly
two millimeters thick.

- Did you think that was a joke?
- No, chef.

Did you measure
your potato slices?

No, there was no time.

There's no time.
You just have to know.

But you don't know.
I thought you did. I'm sorry.

- [mandolin clatters]
- My fault.

[speaking French]

If it's not perfect,
you throw it away.
Regardless of time.

Eat it.

[sighs]

Yes, chef.

Now spit it out before you die
of "who gives a fuck" scallop.

I kinda made a mistake with you.
I didn't know you were deaf.

I'm not deaf.

Then how come I left you
at the saucier, then I find you
at the poisson?

- [Michel] Adam...
- I'm not talking to you!

How did you turn a beautiful,
fresh piece of turbot

into a pale,
lifeless turbot fuck-all?

How the fuck did you do that?

Apologize to the turbot
'cause it died in vain.

- [Helene scoffs]
- [whispers] I said apologize.

[sniffs]

Turbot, I...

Not to me. To the fucking fish.

[exhales]

Turbot, I sincerely apologize...
[chuckles]

Do you ever take a chance?

Do you ever take
a chance in your life?

Yes. I came to work
for you, didn't I?

You don't get to talk back.
That wasn't a fucking question.

- Tonight went wrong...
- You're a piece of a equipment.

...because your menu
lacked balance.

Until you run your own kitchen,
you say, "Yes, chef..."

Everything was designed
to shock.

"....whatever you want, chef,
right away, chef,"

and then you shut the fuck up!

A fucking impossible
line to walk!

You're a fucking poison,
you know that?

You're a fucking infection!
Get the fuck out
of my restaurant!

Don't ever fucking
touch me again.

- [door bangs open]
- Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out!
Get the fuck out now!

[Adam clapping hands]

Everybody get the fuck out now!

- [exhales]
- [door creaking closed]

[Adam exhales]

[Adam exhales]

Call the TV people, tell them
I'll do all their shows.

There's not gonna be
another empty table at this
restaurant again, Ton.

[door opens]

[door creaking closed]

[woman on TV]
...Jones. Adam, good morning.

Morning.

Thanks very much for
coming in this morning.

Now, listen, tell us why
you've agreed to come on
our show this morning.

Um...

Well, um, uh, Friday night,
uh, Adam Jones at The Langham

opened up, and it wasn't...

Let's just say it
wasn't perfect, and...

- I like things to be perfect,
- Is that man who makes you cry?

so we are offering free dinners
before we reopen next week.

[woman]
Wow, well, that's a big deal.

All week. In that case,
but why...

Mm-hm. I think I'm gonna cook
for you today, too, right?

You are supposed to be
cooking for us as well,

but before people get
too excited, I imagine
that those tables

- are all booked up already.
- Yeah, they are booked,

but, um, in the restaurant
business there are always
cancellations, so...

Come have your breakfast.
And it's your favorite.

[Lily] Turbot? Not again.

You can have
chocolate puffs, too.

- It's good.
- Better than yesterday?

[chuckles] Okay.

Granny'll pick you up
after school, okay?

- You can't come?
- I've got to find another job.

Baby, I'm sorry. I'll try, okay?

- [Helene sighs] Be good.
- [woman] Lily?

- I'm sorry.
- Come on.

[Helene] Bye.

You know, what you said
about the menu is right.

Adam goes for fireworks.

But he can be okay.
I've actually seen him be okay.

You know, when we all started
at Jean Luc's...

Michel and I, Reece, Max...
he was different.

He had a difficult childhood,
you know?

His father... [exhales]
No mother.

Handed off
from one relative to the next.

Listen,
he really wants you back.

And also, I think...
he likes you.

So that was Adam liking someone?

I said I'd get you back.

- And I'll double your salary.
- He already tripled it.

[chuckles] Well... then it's
times three and then times two.

You can learn from him.

Use him as a stepping stone
to get your own star.

His cooking style
is out of date.

This isn't Paris five years ago.
Tastes have changed.

[laughs]
The commis call the
frying pan drawer "the museum."

- Did you know that?
- Yeah.

[whispers] Fuck.

[sizzling]

This is equipment.

And this is a chef.

It's a sous vide, or water bath.

It's used for poaching food
at fixed low temperatures.

- It's a condom.
- She has an idea.

Using condoms?

We can finish
the meat on the fire.

There's nothing wrong
with that, but we use this
to seal in all the flavors:

vegetables, herbs, spices,
marinades, anything you
want sealed in.

We adapt.

You good?

I am. You?

Yeah. Good.

Okay.

[Helene]
Okay.

- [man speaking indistinctly]
- Yeah.

[speaks French]

Works with the bass. Chef?

- Chef? The menu.
- Hey. Right here.

[indistinct chatter]

Mm. Pigeon.

Perfect with the beef.

It's 5:30.
Can I please see the menu?

The critic from
the Times is coming.

All new?

[in French]

Oui, chef.

- Aprons up!
- [indistinct talking]

[camera shutters clicking]

[Adam]
Two minutes to the mackerel.

[others] Yes, chef!

- Where's that turbot?
- Coming up, chef!

Turbot! Table three!

- One minute on that pork, Max.
- [Max] Yes, chef.

Good.

This is my private number.
Who gave you the number?

No, no, no, no.
There's no table.

And please don't call
this number again. Okay?

[woman]
Adam Jones at The Langham.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

The Times.

Emile.

[whispers] Ay, Papa.

[objects smashing]

[panting]

I have almost everything I own
invested in this restaurant.

You're worse than schoolgirls.

[Helene] Read the review?

[Adam] Yeah. I don't know
why you're so happy.

I'm thinking of firing you.
And everyone else.

- It's fantastic.
- Well, glad you're happy.

Well, you're not, obviously.

[Adam] Cooking's an expression
of what? Tell me.

At it's best...
of sustaining someone, of love.

That's bullshit.

"Adam Jones at The Langham
is now one of the best

and most interesting places
in London to come and eat."

Which part of that
don't you like:
"one of" or "interesting"?

I don't want my restaurant to be
a place where you come and eat.

I don't want my restaurant to be
a place where you fucking...

[Helene laughs]

I mean, we should be dealing
in culinary orgasms.

[laughs]

When's the last time
you had an orgasm
that was... "interesting"?

Remind me never, ever to discuss
food with you in public.

[Adam] People eat
because they're hungry.

I want to make food
that makes people stop eating.

You're being stupid.

Cooking is an expression
of who we are.

Right now we're two stars.
Both of us.

It's a two-star review.

Now, we can keep on cooking
and be interesting,

but I want people to sit
at that table and be sick
with longing.

And I need you
in order to do that.

- [sighs] Good night, chef.
- Good night, chef.

- Morning, chef.
- Morning, chef.

[ringing]

Mmm.

[chuckles]

- Morning, chef.
- Morning, chef.

[Helene] Quick, quick!

Mommy, I want some biscuits.

We're late.
We'll get something on the way.

And Granny'll bring you
a surprise when she picks you
up from school, okay?

Sweetheart, please, come on.
Lily, we're late.

Lil? Please. Come on.

One, two, three.

Have a look at the new menu.
A few items will seem familiar.

Most are new.

And most of our guests will be
a bit uncomfortable at first.

Do you know about
the Michelin men?

It is a book.

It is the book, Yana. The Bible.

[Tony] Michelin sends its
inspectors to restaurants
to eat and award stars.

- One. Two. Three.
- Or none.

No one knows who they are.
No one.

They come, they eat, they go.

But they have habits.
They have to stick to a routine

to give every restaurant
the same chance.

Michelin men eat in pairs.

[Kaitlin]
Sometimes the Michelin man
could even be a woman.

They always book a table
before 7:30.

The first of the pair
arrives early and
has a drink at the bar.

His partner arrives
half an hour later.

One orders the tasting menu,
the other one a la carte.

Always.

They order half
a bottle of wine.

They ask for tap water.
They wear business suits.

They're polite. But attention.

They may place a fork
on the floor,

under the table to see
if you notice, and they
wouldn't drop it

because that could make
a noise and make it too easy.

[Adam] Everything from now on
must be perfect.

Not good, not excellent... perfect.

If they find one single
thing wrong, they will kill us.

And they will come for us soon.

How long on the lamb?

[Max]
Give me two more minutes, chef.

Adam. [clears throat]

There are two men
at the kitchen door
wanting to see you.

They're French.

Service!

Should I tell them
you left half an hour ago?

- Canapes!
- No. They'll just come back.

- Michel, to the pass.
- Yes, chef.

[low conversation]

[men speaking French]

[both speaking French]

[Tony] You all right?

Yeah. Fine.

- Chef, just careful, it's hot.
- [yells in pain]

[groans]

[Max]
What's wrong? What's wrong?

Let me see, let me see,
let me see.

Oh. You need a Band-Aid.

Michel. [speaks French]

[indistinct chatter]

[door creaks]

Sorry, chef.
I was taking my break.

Stay.

I want you to try something.

I'm working on a, uh,
Ratte potato and truffle.

And I used a little bit
of your beef sauce.

That's good.

It's my daughter Lily's
birthday on Thursday.

Conti used to let me have
the day off so that I could
throw her a party.

I was hoping I could maybe miss
the lunch service on Thursday.

The problem with being good
is you become indispensable.

I need you here
all day Thursday.

Yes, chef.

[door creaks open]

- Max, truffles.
- Got them.

- [Helene] David!
- Yes, chef?

- Fish!
- Yes, chef.

Chef.

It's not cooked.

- Sorry?
- Raw. It's not cooked.

It's fucking raw, David!

It takes a real genius
to fuck up the sous vide,
David, let me tell you.

[Helene]
One mackerel, one scallop,
two veal. Where's my fish?

- Coming.
- David!

- Yes, chef?
- Hurry up!

When are you gonna do something
about Medusa out there?

You're pushing her too hard.

If you're not careful,
she's gonna end up like you.

And we can't have a kitchen
with two of you in it.

It's the end of service.
She should be fine.

If not, we need to know that.

She wants to be like us.

In order to do that,
she's got to live the life.

I liked her better before.

Just wanted to tell you.

I had dinner
with Tony last night.

He wasted his night off
with you, huh?

[chuckles]
We talked a lot about you.

Isn't there a rule
that analysts have

about discussing patients
with other patients?

I'm not your analyst.

- Thank God.
- [chuckles]

You know he's in love
with you, don't you?

Yes.

He didn't relaunch
the restaurant
to impress his father.

- He did it for you.
- Yeah.

He wants you
to get your third star.

Even after all the pain
you've caused him.

He wants to see
what you'd be like

without a knife in your hand,
fighting for your life.

You know, people pay
prostitutes extra
to fake orgasms.

Maybe Tony pays you extra
to fake concern.

Tell me what frightens you.

Spiders. Death.

[chuckles]
Well, or maybe the imperfection
of human relationships,

the imperfection of others,

- of yourself.
- [sighs]

What happens if you get
this third star?

- Oh, no, not "if," "when."
- All right, when you get it.

Celebration. Fireworks.

Sainthood, immortality.

Perfection.

Mm-hm, sure.

What happens if you fail?

Plague, pestilence.
Seas rise, locusts devour.

The four horsemen ride
and darkness descends.

Death.

- Sure.
- Okay, this is for free.

Someone told you when
you were very small
that you were good

and the world was good,
and everything naturally
would be good.

And then the serpent
served you a bad apple,

and for all your bullshit,
you can't take bad.

Not in a souffle,
not in an apple,

and crucially, not in a person.

Should I be writing this down?
'Cause I don't have a crayon.

Whatever it was
or whoever it was in the past,

it's time to get on with it.
And you can't do this alone.

There's strength
in needing others...

not weakness.

Make sure to thank Tony
for those kind thoughts, Doc.

Oh, that wasn't Tony.
That was all me.

Food's up, guys.
Family meal.

[indistinct chatter]

[chattering continues]

Chef?

David made pie.

Good.

Want me to make you a plate?

No, thanks.

[indistinct chatter]

[Adam] One beef, one tartine
platter, one turbot.

[all] Yes, chef!

[Adam] Capers on the beef.
Don't forget that!

[all] Yes, chef!

Fuck off!
For fuck's sake, fuck off!

[speaking French]

Ca va? Huh?

Yes, chef.

Max. Keep them
under control, yeah?

- Yeah.
- What's going on here?

- [door opens]
- Hello?

What are you doing here?
It's your day off.

Order for table eight.
I'm with a friend.

It's her birthday.
I want a cake.

- No, no cake.
- You're a chef.

You can make cakes, right?

No. No cake. I have sorbet.

- Tony, it's fine.
- [Adam] Tony?

What's going on?
What's going on?

Chef, Lily didn't want to stay
at home today because
it's her birthday,

so Tony said if I brought her
into work, he'd watch
her during service.

And she wants
a fucking birthday cake, okay?

So make a cake.

[door closes]

[chuckles]

Nice gravy.

It's not called gravy anymore.

Well, actually,
it's called gravy again.

Is the ogre in the kitchen?
The one who shouts?

I have no idea who you mean.

You're the ogre.

Yes.
But I bake great cakes.

Good?

I've had better.

- Really?
- [chuckles]

Adam?

[shower running]

[sighing]
Ay.

Adam?

[water stops]

- Adam?
- Yo.

The maids don't come?

I always leave the, uh,
"do not disturb" sign on.

We have a laundry service
as well.

You have an invitation.

Montgomery Reece invites you to
the relaunch of his restaurant.

I thought he hated you.

He does. That's why he
invited me. Tell him yes.

Well, if you go, you should
take someone with you.

Someone to stop you from
getting into a fight with him.

[sniffs]
Oh, you mean like you?

No.

Your therapist's
got a big mouth.

Nothing you didn't know.

You said in your restaurant
everything was possible,

but, um, I know
not everything is possible.

Besides, you're not as pretty
as you once were.

Hey, Tony.

Uh, you hungry?

Can I... can I make you
breakfast or something?

You mean, cook me
breakfast instead of
falling in love with me?

Yeah.

No. Thank you.

I already ate.

But I appreciate the thought.

Take someone nice.

[door opens, closes]

Little more skin
on the bass, yeah?

- Yes, chef. Yeah.
- You got that, right?

Oh, you got to thin this sauce.
It's like fucking glue.

You have a nice dress?

- Excuse me?
- Do you have a nice dress?

I got to go to
this party, and, uh...

...you're the only girl
that I know, so...

Uh, yeah. Sure.

Good.

Hey, pretend you're
my girlfriend, okay?

If Reece knows who you are,
he'll steal you away.

If I was your girlfriend,
you'd probably hold my arm.

No, if you were my girlfriend,

we would've gotten
in an argument in the taxi.

We wouldn't even be talking.

I've been working more
on the potato truffle veloute.

I think we should put it
on the menu tomorrow,

as a sort of modern take
on sole bonne femme.

Michelin loves it when
you celebrate French cuisine.

- You look great by the way.
- Thank you.

- Hello.
- Oh, hi, nice to meet you.

[man] This is Montgomery Reece.
This is Marcus.

- Marcus.
- Nice to meet you, sir.

Marcus, is, uh,
actually one of the investors
in the other restaurant.

[Reece] Excellent.
Well, thank you very much.

Hello, Jones. You find
a nice flat surface yet?

I take it you are the saucier
he's been trying to hide
from me this whole time,

in which case,
when you do get tired of him,

this is what
you could be cooking.

You're doing me
almost as good as me.

And you're using butter. Where'd
you come up with that idea?

[woman] Adam?

I didn't invite her.
She came with another guest.

Who is she?

That is Jean Luc's daughter,
Anne Marie.

The Times just arrived.

What are you doing here?

I thought maybe you would
come to Papa's funeral.

Yeah, I didn't know
that he'd died.

[exhales] I've missed you.

I'm better now.
Been clean almost two years.

[exhales]
I went to a clinic in Milan.

They helped me stop.

You look good. Strong.

- What do you want?
- [exhales]

Papa wanted you
to have his knives.

Would you like me to send them?

Yes, please.

[sighs]

[speaking French]

[♪ Ry X: "Love Like This"]

Hi.

Have you been here all night?

How'd you find me?

Couldn't sleep,
then I remembered
sole bonne femme needs sole.

Yeah, without skin.

Sweeney's Irish,
by the way, not Scottish.

It's my ex-husband's name.

Leon Sweeney.

Didn't work out, huh?

It could have done.

We were really good
for a long time, but...

You know, we drank too much,
and partied too much and...

I could stay up for days,
and he loved that about me.

Then I got pregnant
with Lily and,

you know, I wanted to stop,
and he didn't.

- Didn't or couldn't?
- What's the difference?

Yeah.

I worked in places like this
all the time when I was a kid.

I saved up a bunch
of money, bought a
one-way ticket to Paris.

Lied my way
into Jean Luc's kitchen.

That's when Max was there,
and Reece, and, uh,
Michel came later.

I didn't speak any French.

Worked 20-hour days,
six days a week.

I was 19 years old.

I loved every minute of it.

The heat,
the pressure, the violence,
the fucking screaming.

You know, all the cooks.

That kitchen is the
only place I've ever felt
like I really belonged.

Why?

What happened in Paris?

I just fucked it all up.

Maybe it's...

Maybe I just wanted it
really bad, and then
when I got it too early,

I didn't know
how to hold on to it.

I tried to control everything.

Then when I wanted
to escape from it...

Five o'clock's always
the worst time for
thinking things.

I always think of things,
like I make a list of, like,

things and people
I always think about right now.

It's like my mom,
my grandmother, Jean Luc.

It's like a broken
fucking record.

That woman at the party
was really pretty.

- Is she on your list?
- Nope.

Her perfume was amazing.

You smell okay.

[laughs] Thank you.

What about Tony?
Is he on your list?

Yeah, he's there.

I worry maybe
I'm too hard on him.

At about 6:00,
I decide it's okay.

[chuckles]

And there's you.

- Wait, I'm on the list?
- Yeah, apparently so.

It's getting to be a long list.
No wonder I don't sleep.

Why are you thinking
about me at 5:00 a.m.?

I just think you and I
are exactly the same, you know?

All we want to do...

Thanks--

...is just fry
some fucking fish.

[chuckles]

[Helene]
I'm thinking of doing that sauce
with a chicken stock base,

a white chicken stock,
just to lighten it up a bit.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Adam.

Yeah?

[softly]
This is a fucking stupid idea.

[softly] It was your idea.

[chuckles]

[car door opens]

No water bath, okay?

Just slowly baste them
in butter on either side.

What?

Okay, and then confit
the rattes and then peel,

emulsify in butter,
stock, truffles, okay?

Who are they?

Thirty seconds, no more.

In Paris, it happened
two times a week.

I used to worry, now I don't.

Believe me, the only person

who will kill Adam Jones
is Adam Jones.

Oh, Helene.

"Oh, Helene" what?

Adam?

- [groans]
- Jesus.

[spits, coughs] I'm okay.

What the hell was that?
Who were those men?

I still owe some people
some money.

Just pay them.

- It's a lot of money.
- You think you can walk?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You have to go
and see a doctor, Adam.

- No, service.
- No, you're not cooking, Adam.

We can handle it, all right?
Just tell me quickly.

Do you want me
to baste them in butter?

Slowly, and then
peel and emulsify.

Jesus, you're as bad as he is.

- [Kaitlin] Tony. Tony!
- What?

There's a man... There's a man
at the bar. He's wearing a suit.

His friend arrived
half an hour later.

They left their drinks
at the bar.

[woman] They ordered
half a bottle of wine,

two glasses of tap water,
and there is now a fork

on the floor under their table.

Michelin.

[indistinct chatter]

- Max, get my knives?
- Yeah.

Where is it? Where's the order?

- I said I'll handle it.
- Are they seated?

Do we know
what table they're at?

- I'll handle it.
- Where's the order?

- Where's the order?
- One taster, one a la carte.

- Jesus, look at you. Adam.
- Be quiet.

Just be fucking quiet.

- [Michel] Service.
- Is this it? Is this it?

Yeah.

Okay, Michel, I want you to make
the short ribs for the beef,
and I want you to make

- the sauce for the sea bass.
- Adam.

Let me finish and then you say
fucking, "Yes, chef!"

Make the sauce for the sea bass.
I'm gonna portion out

that fish and the beef.
Max, where are my knives?!

- Yes, chef.
- Max. Max, give me the knives!

And I want to see every element
of every garnish.

[all] Yes, chef.

And remember, they're not
just watching their own table!

They've got eyes on
everything, so everything
has to be pitch perfect!

- Do you hear me?
- [all] Yes, chef.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, it's good.

Yeah? Other side, yeah.

Five minutes.

Yeah. It's good?
Yeah, that's right.

That should be thick.
That's good, that's good.

[Michel] Thank you, chef.

More salt.

Like velvet, yeah?
Like velvet.

Yes, chef. Yes, chef.

- [speaking French]
- Yes, chef.

Show me, show me, show me.
It all has to be same size.

It all has to be
the same fucking size.

- Yes, chef.
- What do we got? Yeah?

Okay, good.
Every one, glaze on every one.

Double of everything.
Two of everything!

- [all] Yes, chef.
- [mumbling]

Come on, got to thicken it up.
Come on, this is the dish.

You are looking
at that all the time, yeah?

You have eyes on it the whole
time till you hit the pass.

- Yes, chef.
- Yeah? Look at me.

- Yeah? You up for it?
- Yes, chef. Yes, chef.

- All right, let's go!
- [all] Yes, chef.

- Plates are clean.
- Okay.

- Starters are finished.
- Mains to the pass, right now!

[all] Yes, chef.

Hey! Hey!
You're gonna wait right here.

You're gonna make sure
everything goes out to them.

Okay, give me some room.

[speaking French]

Come on, Adam, let them go.

- [panting]
- Come on.

Service.

- Fingerprints off, yeah?
- Yes, chef.

- Keep it level.
- Yes, chef.

And exactly how
I gave it to you.

Yes, chef.

Clear the pass.

[sighs]

[crying softly]

[clattering]

They sent it back. Too spicy.

- What?
- Too fucking spicy!

[Michel]
Pepper.

I added cayenne to it.

[spits]

For Paris.

[Tony] Michel.

Michel.

Michel!

[shouts]

[laughing]

Hey!

[muffled shouting]

I'm gonna figure out...

[laughing hysterically]

Hey!

Whoa! Whoa-oh!

What the fuck is that?

This is like...

How, what are you doing in here?

What are you guys doing in here?

This is so great!
This stuff is so great!

- Tell me...
- Everybody out, now.

[Adam singing dramatic theme]

Get out now!

Oh! [singing continues]

I got it, I got it.

I can figure it out. I got it.
I got it. Hold on.

Do I...? Yeah.

[chuckles]

That's it.

[sighs]

That's it.

[chuckles]
That's it.

That's it.

What do you do?
You got to plug it in.

I just don't know
how you plug it in.

Just let me do it!

Let me do it! Let me do it!

Let me do it.

[Reece] Jack!

Just let me do it.

[muffled crying]
Let me do it!

Let me do it!

[coughing]

[softly] Let me do it.

[coughing continues]

[panting]

[crying]

I'm tired.

[sobbing]

[sizzling]

[scraping]

[groans]

- What is this, hell?
- [Reece] Yeah, I suppose it is.

Well, the mercy of your enemy
is a kind of hell.

[Adam groans]

[groans]

[sighing]

- What happened?
- I have no idea.

You turned up out of your head.
Come and eat something.

[sniffs]

That's your verdict, is it?

What was the name of that dive
on Rue Des Panoyaux

Max and Michel
always insisted we go to?

Le Saint Sauveur.

[laughs]
Le Saint Sauveur.

Every night.
At what, 2:00 in the morning?

After doing 18 hours
at Jean Luc's,

knowing we had to be back
in the kitchen at what, 7:00?

Yeah.

I think I was hung over
for two years.

Fucking great times, though.

It is a miracle
any of us survived.

It's good.

I know.

The Michelin men
came last night.

- And?
- We fucked it up.

[sighs]

I fucked it up.

Fucked it up a long time ago.

[sighs]

Why'd you take care of me?

'Cause I need you. We all do.

If you understood that,
you wouldn't fight so hard.

Yeah?

You're better than me.

Which makes you the best.

But the rest of us need you
to lead us to places

we otherwise wouldn't go.

[exhales]

Now, finish that and go.

I'm almost certain
it isn't Friday.

I didn't get my third star.

And yet, still alive.

Well, come on then.
Group doesn't
start for 20 minutes.

I'll put the kettle on.

[groans]

[speaking French]

[car doors closing]

[engine starts]

[sighs]

You paid them?

[sighs] The debt was
as much mine as yours.

You look terrible.

I'll be okay.

[sighs] Papa's knives.

He sharpened them himself
before he died.

He said,
"Adam likes everything perfect."

I have a train to catch.

Anne.

[speaking French]

[knocking]

[sighs]
I thought this was the time
you didn't come back.

- Who's at the pass?
- David.

- What?
- You trained him well.

The kid's a star.

Go on, tell him.

I called the Michelin office
in Paris this morning

to explain what Michel
had done to your dish.

They said they had no inspectors
in London last night.

So... I called the number
the men used to book the table.

They're software salesmen
from Birmingham.

[Tony chuckles]

Hey, come on.
Laugh or something.

Thank you.

[clears throat]

The kitchen may be
in good hands, but, uh,

Kaitlin can't handle
the front of the house.

She's got beautiful legs,
but, uh,

she's not very useful
on the phone.

[chuckles uncomfortably]

Okay?

Stay here and make sure
this idiot doesn't have
a concussion.

Okay. [chuckles]

- [door opens]
- [chuckles]

[door closes]

- You okay?
- Mmm. Yeah.

- Let me see.
- Um...

- Oh, shit.
- Hey, don't look at that. Ooh.

- Jesus.
- It's okay.

Sit down. Let me clean you up.

- I'm all right.
- No, you're not.

[exhales]

[water running]

[chuckles]

[sniffs, clears throat]

[groaning]

Jesus.

- [exhales]
- What is that?

It's probably a boot mark.

Geez.

Oh.

Anne Marie paid my debt.

Yeah, Reece said she might.

You called Reece?

I was looking for you.

I was looking for you everywhere.

[Adam groans]

- Oh, sorry.
- No, it's okay.

[whispering]
I'm afraid.

I don't know if I can do it.

Listen.

Conti and Tony
and Max and David.

We cook together.

And we take care of each other.

You can't do it alone.

No one can.

You have to trust us. Okay?

We're your family.

George, I need that sauce.

[George] Ten seconds, David.

Sauce up.

Thank you.

Good.

- Thank you, chef.
- Excellent.

Good job, man.

One pappardelle, one foie gras,
one halibut, one pigeon.

[all] Yes, David.

[sighs] How long on
the sweetbread and the burrata?

Mmm, all right.

- Good morning, boss.
- Morning.

- Chef.
- Chef.

[doorbell buzzes]

[chuckles]

[cook] Try a bit of the sauce.

[talking indistinctly]

[low chatter, laughing]

[low conversations]

Would you like to order
an aperitif?

No, thank you.
We'll try the Gavi de Gavi.

- Certainly.
- A half bottle.

Oh, and two glasses
of tap water.

Michelin, table nine.

[sighs]

Two customers. Late 40s.

Half a bottle of wine.
One taster, one a la carte.

Denitizi saw one place
a fork on the floor.

They're here.

[Adam sighs]

We do what we do.

- We what?
- We do what we do.

And we do it together.

Yes, chef.

[Adam] Ca marche, table nine.
One taste, one scallop,

follow one toast,
lamb, one halibut.

- [all] Yes, chef.
- Okay, clear the pass.

[indistinct chatter]

Ready?

Service.

Food's up, guys.

Family meal.

Thanks.

[indistinct chatter
and laughter]

[♪ Barns Courtney: "Fire"]