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(DRUMS: ROCK BEAT)
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Like, wow. Like, crap. Last
year I was a high school brat.
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But now I'm here. Hope I'm
the one you pick to cheer!
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Fantastic! I'm sorry. What?
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Oh, nothing. Don't let me slow you down.
It's just... Well, you're a surprise.
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How do you mean? You
have great spirit.
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But just a tad more
volume, if you would.
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I apologize. Continue.
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Like, whoo. Like, whee.
I'm at the university.
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I'm psyched. I'm here. Hope I'm
the one you choose to cheer.
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I yell real loud and make
the Stingers super proud!
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Brilliant!
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My dear, you are wonderful...
cheer genius personified.
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A real individual.
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I'm joking, you spaz!
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Pardon me? That was a cheer?
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That was the most boring, unoriginal,
biggest piece of crap I've ever seen!
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You suck! (GASPS)
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(CACKLING) (WHIMPERING)
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(CACKLING CONTINUES) (SCREAMING)
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Mom, where are we?
Where are you, dear?
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You finally made it.
You're in college.
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(CHATTERING)
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Oh, man!
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(TECHNO)
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(HIP-HOP)
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C-Come on The big game
is just about rockin'
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(CHATTERING)
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Hi. Can you guys tell me how
to get to Bancroft Hall?
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Hi. Can you tell me
how to get to...
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Hi, girls. Can you guys tell
me how to get to Bancroft...
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Excuse me!
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Hi. It's where some of the
cheerleaders are staying.
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Um, I'm trying out for the team.
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You girls don't cheer, do you?
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First of all, it's
women, not girls.
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Oh. Second, um, we do
neo-modern ballet.
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We don't wave pom-poms.
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And third, we can't direct
you to Bancroft Hall,
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because Nathaniel Bancroft was a
slave owner and an imperialist!
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Okay. Thanks.
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Appreciate it.
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You're not giving up already, are you?
Monica!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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First day of college, I'm
already saving my roommate.
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You did not have to save me.
I have been saving...
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your butt ever since
cheerleader camp.
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Have not!
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Really? I remember a time...
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a spotter was out of position
and one of our cheerleaders...
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was gonna do a face-plant.
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Who was that cheerleader again?
Okay. Okay. I get it.
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(LAUGHING) I think the score is
Monica, two. Whittier, zero.
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And... Bancroft
Hall is this way.
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Did you know that Nathaniel
Bancroft was a slave owner...
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and an imperialist? Our
room has a ceiling fan.
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MAN: As well as paint
balloons, panty trees,
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super-gluing faculty doors,
releasing lab animals...
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and most important, I'd
like to remind you...
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that if you must...
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urinate,
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please... do it in a toilet.
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Do not... I repeat...
Do not urinate...
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on an original manuscript
of The Canterbury Tales...
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located in the school library.
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You writing this down? You'd think
I wouldn't have to say that.
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The Nutcracker is a
patriarchal ballet.
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Okay? The only good thing in The
Nutcracker are the rats, and they die.
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(GRUNTING)
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Shakespeare. Hamlet?
(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
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"Euripidie..." Euri... Eur...
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Euripides.
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Lastly, we hope you take advantage
of the many extracurriculars...
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here at the university.
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Although I must report we've
had to cut funding...
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to some of the more
non-essential programs...
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on campus such as the
martial arts club,
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the ballet society...
(GASPS) Wha...
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and the entire musical
theater department.
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MAN: That's a
worthwhile program!
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Fortunately, we haven't had to cut any
money from our two prized programs...
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the football team... That's right!
(BARKING)
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Yeah! and... your seven-time...
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defending collegiate champion
Stinger cheerleading squad!
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Yea! Let's hear it
for our heroes!
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Tina!
Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Hey, everybody! I'm
Tina Hammersmith!
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(EXCITED SQUEAL)
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Y'all ready to rock
the body electric?
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Ahhh! Let's get
this party started!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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(TECHNO POP)
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GIRL: Whoo!
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GIRL: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
You go, girl!
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CHEERLEADERS: Two,
three, four...
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Stingers in the house!
We're on the attack!
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That's right! Got no extra fat!
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We don't eat Big Macs!
It's gross!
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Step to us! You might get smacked!
TINA: Whacked!
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We got more game than
the man they call Shaq!
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The moonwalk! The twist! The
shake and bake! The what?
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We can do it all
right here at State!
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Strap yourself in so
your mind won't blow!
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Sit back, relax and
enjoy the show!
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What's wrong with you people?
Stop it!
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Yeah! Stingers!
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This is terrible. What
do you mean "terrible"?
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They're perfect. I know.
That's what's terrible.
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They are perfect.
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Speaking of perfect. You ever
checked out your own ass?
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Whoa! Gross!
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Just pay him no mind. No. No. I
think we should pay him mind.
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I mean, this... this man
has a lot to say. I do.
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I have a lot to say. He's
a unique individual.
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Very unique individual. With
his own thoughts and ideas.
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My own thoughts. My own ideas.
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Who would never make a fool of himself.
Never ever...
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make a fool of myself. Even if he was
blindly mimicking whatever I said.
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Even if I was blindly...
(LAUGHS)
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Hey, punk. Be watchin' you.
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Smart guy.
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Thank you. No problem.
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Belly ring? No belly ring?
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It's a cheerleading tryout. They're
going to be looking at your moves,
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not your body jewelry.
Oh, I know.
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But here's my theory: if they
concentrate on my belly,
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they won't recognize if I mess
up on my back handsprings.
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Whit, you're not gonna mess up.
I've seen your cheer skills.
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They're for real.
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Maybe for high school,
but this is college.
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And in college you
have to be the poo.
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Well, that shaggy boy at orientation
sure thought you were the poo.
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(GIGGLES) He was all on you
like ugly on an Osbourne.
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Him?
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You think?
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He did smile at me.
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Mm-hmm.
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But I can't lose my concentration.
I've really got to focus on tomorrow.
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I got to work on my cheer moves.
Hit it, girl.
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(ROCK)
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(GIGGLING)
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Before we begin, I want you to know
that just by trying out today,
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you're already a winner.
(GIGGLING)
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Unless, of course, you get cut.
In which case,
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technically you're a loser.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(CAMERA WHIRS) So, go for it.
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Okay, I'll start with
a simple aerial.
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No, I was thinking more
of a front handspring,
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back handspring,
front handspring,
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back handspring,
back handspring,
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front handspring,
back handspring...
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Okay! Give me an "S-S."
Give me a "T-R." Err!
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(MAN RAPPING)
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(INDISTINCT)
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(RAPPING CONTINUES)
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That was awesome. So, do
you got any good cheers?
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I got something for ya. I got a
little shout out. You got a what?
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I got to give a shout out to
all my people, baby! Whoo!
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I'm flossin'! You can't see me.
I got the ice.
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It's just blindin' ya!
Peace, and I'm out!
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Back handspring, front handspring,
cartwheel, back handspring, cartwheel...
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(CONTINUES)
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Give me an "S-S".
Give me a "T-R".
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I just screwed up again! Dang it!
I can't believe it! No!
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Just kill me right now!
Bam! Haha! Please?
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Front handspring, cartwheel, back
handspring, back handspring, cartwheel...
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Ooh.
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Ohh, yeah! Oh, my God.
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Thanks for coming.
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
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And lastly, Smith,
comma, Whittier.
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Okay. So... Wait.
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What is it? That thing.
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That shiny offensive thing...
midsection.
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Oh, that's my belly ring.
Lose it immediately.
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Okay. Sorry. (SCOFFS)
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(RING RATTLES)
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(ROLLS ACROSS FLOOR)
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WHITTIER: Okay.
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Um. (CLATTERING)
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Okay. Are you ready? How
about, are you ready?
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I think so.
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Here I go! Hit it!
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(UP-TEMPO SCRATCH MIX)
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(PANTING)
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How's that? Thank you.
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WOMAN: Sheila. TINA: Too fat.
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Kenny. Too dorky.
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Brenda. TOGETHER: Psycho!
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Cindy. Snaggletooth.
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Carol-Ann. Eczema.
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It's called lotion.
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Theo. Too gay!
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Patrick? Not gay enough.
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(CHUCKLES) And
finally, Whittier.
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She's okay. Okay? Marni, she's
future head cheerleader material.
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Memo, pink ink, we already have
our future head cheerleader. Hi.
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(CHUCKLES) The only
difference being, she's cute.
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Yeah, she's cute the way a
smushed-up bug is cute.
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Oh, and excuse me. Did
you see her blond hair?
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So fake! (SCOFFS)
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Well, if that's not the pot
calling the kettle blond.
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Ohh! I was... I was
born with dark roots.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, anyway, I'd
be all over her.
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You know, if she had a schwinger.
Maybe she does.
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TINA: Enough!
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You two bitches can catfight all night,
but I'm the one that makes the decisions.
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Until I do... you're dismissed.
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Leave me.
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Ow! (COUGHS)
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No time for rest, cherub.
Dean Sebastian.
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I didn't know you were here.
I've been here six hours.
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Saw every last peppy pigtail
that passed through this place.
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Pretty ugly, huh?
(CHUCKLES) Some were ugly.
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Some were hideous.
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While others were sublime.
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I'm talking about State's
next head cheerleader.
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Smith, comma, Whittier.
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Whittier can't be head
cheerleader next year.
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She's just a freshman. She's
just good is what she is.
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But the head cheerleader
spot is reserved for Marni.
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Tina! The State cheerleading
squad has won...
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seven consecutive
national titles,
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which over that time has
tripled alumni donations...
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and allowed me the life
to which I am accustomed.
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Just last year, I upgraded...
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from an '88 Jetta
to a 2003 Passat.
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Wow. I'm not about to
throw all that away...
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over some brown-nosing
mediocrity named Marni.
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Whittier might have what it
takes, but she's awfully raw.
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That, dear, is why
you must mold her.
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Shape her. Twist her
like Silly Putty.
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If you make her half
as great as you are,
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the national title will stay
here for years to come.
239
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Remember the school motto...
Whatever it takes.
240
00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:07,158
I can't hear you. (STAMPS FLOOR)
241
00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:08,159
Whatever it takes!
242
00:15:16,702 --> 00:15:17,869
Welcome to the team.
243
00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:19,137
(WHITTIER SQUEALING)
244
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,205
Welcome to the team.
245
00:15:20,205 --> 00:15:22,508
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
246
00:15:22,508 --> 00:15:24,943
Welcome to the... Oh, uh,
this is a size four.
247
00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:26,945
Is that gonna be too small for you?
Kidding!
248
00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:28,446
Kidding! Get outta here.
249
00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:32,050
Welcome to the team.
250
00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,084
Wait! This isn't a uniform.
251
00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:34,686
These are towels.
252
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,688
You're very perceptive,
aren't you?
253
00:15:36,688 --> 00:15:39,591
But aren't I on the team?
254
00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:41,026
Of course you're on the team.
As a towel girl.
255
00:15:41,893 --> 00:15:43,461
It's an honor.
256
00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,131
How is it an honor?
257
00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,199
(INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE)
258
00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:52,203
Say there is no towel girl. Say
Greg hoists Tina up into a cupie,
259
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:56,274
and there is no one to towel
off his sweaty hands.
260
00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:59,911
Tina slips. Tina falls and...
and lands on her spinal cord,
261
00:15:59,911 --> 00:16:02,614
and she spends the rest of her life
doing watercolors with her teeth.
262
00:16:04,816 --> 00:16:06,518
Do you want that to happen?
263
00:16:06,518 --> 00:16:07,886
I guess not.
264
00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:08,787
Hmm.
265
00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:11,590
I didn't think so.
266
00:16:12,591 --> 00:16:15,093
(CHATTERING)
267
00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:16,862
Man, these colors are hype!
268
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:19,030
I am never taking this off.
269
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,899
Even after you're dead in the ground?
Totally.
270
00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:22,267
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LOCKER DOOR SLAMS)
271
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,904
Congratulations, my
little pumpkins.
272
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:30,208
You have now joined the best
of the best of the best.
273
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,078
Here's Marni with
some light reading.
274
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:36,047
Now, study those rule books and
wear those uniforms with pride.
275
00:16:37,716 --> 00:16:40,619
People have given their ankles,
276
00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:42,721
ligaments, collarbones...
277
00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:48,794
in service to those very uniforms you
have on your taut little bodies.
278
00:16:48,794 --> 00:16:51,162
'Cause from here on out you
must be the "bomb diggity."
279
00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:55,734
You must eat leaner, train
meaner, jump higher,
280
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:59,605
yell louder and out-pep anyone
who stands in your way.
281
00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:02,941
You must brush better, floss better,
lather, rinse and repeat better...
282
00:17:02,941 --> 00:17:06,011
In other words, you must be better
in every aspect of your life.
283
00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:08,880
Are you ready for all that?
284
00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:12,884
Whittier?
285
00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:14,252
Uh. Uh. Uh...
286
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,160
(UP-TEMPO POP ROCK)
287
00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:28,967
I'm gonna catch you guys later.
All right.
288
00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,003
Is... (CLEARS THROAT)
289
00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,772
Is everything okay up there?
290
00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:35,841
Again. Four, five,
six, seven, eight.
291
00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:37,142
Is everything okay up there?
292
00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:43,048
Hey, you're the orientation guy!
293
00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:45,083
Yeah, Orientation Guy
is my given name.
294
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,618
But, um, it's not my real name.
295
00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:47,653
My friends call me Derek.
296
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,722
Well, hi, Derek. I'm Whittier.
297
00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,793
Whittier? I like it.
298
00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:57,128
It's nice.
299
00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:58,163
Thank you.
300
00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:09,274
You want to do something illegal?
What?
301
00:18:09,274 --> 00:18:11,042
Do you want to do
something illegal?
302
00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,077
MAN: Shut up!
303
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:15,013
Uhh. Okay.
304
00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:16,715
Really?
305
00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:19,317
What kind of girl are you?
306
00:18:19,317 --> 00:18:20,919
(LAUGHS) Stop!
307
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,826
Whoa!
308
00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:28,827
(GRUNTS)
309
00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:32,864
No way. No.
310
00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:34,666
You're a cheerleader. You
get thrown three stories...
311
00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,034
in the air every day.
312
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,036
Tina would kill me if
I sprained an ankle.
313
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,005
Who's Tina? Our
head cheerleader.
314
00:18:40,005 --> 00:18:42,173
She's got rules against this kind of thing.
It's all in the manual.
315
00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,174
And you've gotta
follow the rules.
316
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,277
Well, do you see Tina
anywhere around here?
317
00:18:49,014 --> 00:18:50,115
No.
318
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,018
(GIGGLES)
319
00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,053
(DEREK GROANING)
320
00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,121
WHITTIER: Sorry. Are you okay?
321
00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,226
Are we allowed to be in here?
322
00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:05,864
2:00 a.m.'s the only
good time to swim.
323
00:19:05,864 --> 00:19:07,065
The rest of the
time, I'm working.
324
00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:09,200
Where?
325
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,136
Well, I do work-study
in the cafeteria.
326
00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:15,240
Part-time in an audio store.
Full-time as a student.
327
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,175
And the rest of the
time as a mix-master.
328
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:18,309
What's a mix-master?
329
00:19:18,309 --> 00:19:20,145
It's a turn-tablist.
330
00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,880
What's a turn-tablist?
331
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,948
It's a D.J.
332
00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:24,349
I knew that.
333
00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:25,751
(BOTH LAUGHING)
334
00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:37,028
Oh, hey. I'm not into
you like that. I...
335
00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:39,097
No, I didn't... I...
336
00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:41,699
(BOTH LAUGHING)
337
00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:49,307
Well, then I'm leaving. I'm out.
Okay. Fine. Fine.
338
00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:50,375
It's over.
339
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:54,412
Okay. Well, okay... (LAUGHS)
340
00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:55,881
Why do you work so much?
341
00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:57,883
I work so much...
342
00:19:57,883 --> 00:20:00,819
because my dad wouldn't pay my
tuition unless I declared premed.
343
00:20:00,819 --> 00:20:02,520
And you didn't want
to be a doctor, so...
344
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,454
So, I work.
345
00:20:07,092 --> 00:20:09,127
Well, you know what they say
about men who work too hard.
346
00:20:12,163 --> 00:20:16,101
They become tired, boring...
347
00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:19,204
and in the process they
lose all their spontaneity.
348
00:20:27,112 --> 00:20:29,014
Derek, are you tired?
349
00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:32,450
No. You're boring! (GIGGLING)
350
00:20:36,788 --> 00:20:37,789
You are boring.
351
00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:39,958
Boring, my ass! (SQUEALS)
352
00:20:54,539 --> 00:20:56,074
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
353
00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,577
God, you look great under water.
354
00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:02,047
Well, did I tell you
I'm a cheerleader?
355
00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:05,183
(LAUGHS) Yeah. I think
we covered that.
356
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:08,019
Did we talk about your
10,000 part-time jobs?
357
00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:10,889
Yeah. I think a while back.
358
00:21:10,889 --> 00:21:11,990
Oh.
359
00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:18,063
Well, was there anything else
that we needed to cover?
360
00:21:18,964 --> 00:21:20,899
Well, there was...
361
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,301
one thing I wanted to...
362
00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:30,808
(WHIMPERS)
363
00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,180
I gotta go.
364
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,514
Wait, wait, wait.
365
00:21:36,514 --> 00:21:38,516
Don't you want to stay and,
366
00:21:38,516 --> 00:21:41,252
you know, swim a little more?
367
00:21:41,252 --> 00:21:43,421
I think my roommate might be
getting worried about me.
368
00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:44,489
Why would she be worried?
369
00:21:46,892 --> 00:21:49,560
Because, you're turning
me into a criminal.
370
00:21:54,632 --> 00:21:58,003
Whit... Whittier, I could get
hypothermia without you here!
371
00:22:01,973 --> 00:22:03,141
(YELLS)
372
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,212
And five, six, seven, eight!
373
00:22:07,212 --> 00:22:10,548
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
374
00:22:10,548 --> 00:22:12,417
One! Girls, put your
hands on your hips.
375
00:22:14,452 --> 00:22:18,123
Suzy, how about suckin' in the arm flab?
Thank you.
376
00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:21,192
Claire, sweetie, two eyebrows
are better than one.
377
00:22:21,192 --> 00:22:24,395
Think I gave you the memo.
Oh, my God! Monica!
378
00:22:24,395 --> 00:22:27,665
Time for some damage
control on that ass!
379
00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:29,434
For a minute there, I thought
I was looking at a Hefty Bag
380
00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:32,637
full of chili dogs! Ha!
381
00:22:32,637 --> 00:22:35,206
Greg! How about the happy
cheer face now, huh?
382
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,608
This is my happy cheer face.
383
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,510
That's not a happy smile!
384
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,612
That's a hate smile.
385
00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:42,680
(WHISPERS) Is it
that obvious, bitch?
386
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,082
All right. Pop-off on two.
387
00:22:44,082 --> 00:22:45,951
One, two and... down.
388
00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:47,018
(GRUNTING)
389
00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:49,487
(SNICKERING)
390
00:22:51,056 --> 00:22:52,623
(DRUMS: ROCK BEAT)
391
00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,392
TINA: Five, six, seven, eight!
392
00:22:54,392 --> 00:22:57,395
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, again!
393
00:22:57,395 --> 00:23:01,166
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, again!
394
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:05,403
One, two, three, four... You suck
so much, I can't stand you! Again!
395
00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:07,939
Go! Faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster!
396
00:23:07,939 --> 00:23:11,276
Come on, you Sasquatch!
Let's go!
397
00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:12,978
Come on, Monica! Show me a herkie!
Let's see it!
398
00:23:12,978 --> 00:23:14,679
Let's see it! What is that?
399
00:23:14,679 --> 00:23:17,082
Push. Push! (GRUNTING)
400
00:23:17,082 --> 00:23:19,084
(STRAINING) This
weight is a car,
401
00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:21,386
and it is pressed on
top of your mother!
402
00:23:21,386 --> 00:23:24,122
Lift it off your mom!
403
00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:26,124
(SCREAMING) Lift it off her!
Lift it off her!
404
00:23:28,126 --> 00:23:30,361
Too late. She's dead. (WHIMPERS)
405
00:23:30,361 --> 00:23:32,964
TINA: What is this, a bowl
of Jell-O I'm looking at?
406
00:23:32,964 --> 00:23:35,600
Whit, that water is not
from the French Alps!
407
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,636
Down for 10... And six
and seven and eight!
408
00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:42,173
(GRUNTING) (CRIES OUT)
409
00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:45,143
You guys are looking so great today.
(CHUCKLES)
410
00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:48,079
I'm just kidding.
You look like crap.
411
00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:51,482
All right, Monica and Whittier,
get ready for a pop-off on four.
412
00:23:51,482 --> 00:23:52,550
Hey, you wanna do a
cradle off the back?
413
00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:53,618
You want to?
414
00:23:53,618 --> 00:23:55,420
Yeah.
415
00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:59,390
Ready? One, two, three, four.
416
00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:02,327
(GIGGLING)
417
00:24:02,327 --> 00:24:05,263
What the hell was that?
418
00:24:05,263 --> 00:24:09,100
I asked for a simple pop-off!
Was that a simple pop-off?
419
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:12,137
I'm very curious
to know, Monica.
420
00:24:12,137 --> 00:24:15,206
Was that or was
that not a pop-off?
421
00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:17,608
Settle down, Tina. We were giving
the routine a little flavor,
422
00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:18,576
a little individuality.
423
00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:25,150
A little flavor? A
little individuality?
424
00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:28,586
(LAUGHS) Missy, you are
no longer an individual.
425
00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:32,523
All right? You are a very
small, little minute part...
426
00:24:32,523 --> 00:24:35,226
of a very big-ass machine!
427
00:24:35,226 --> 00:24:36,327
And that machine has my name on it.
You got it?
428
00:24:38,596 --> 00:24:39,630
We're sorry.
429
00:24:40,798 --> 00:24:42,700
Not good enough, Whittier.
430
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,070
Meet me in my office. 0800
431
00:24:47,038 --> 00:24:47,705
Is that the address?
432
00:24:52,143 --> 00:24:53,544
She's waiting for you.
Come on, this way.
433
00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:04,422
Tina, I'm really sorry about
what happened in practice.
434
00:25:04,422 --> 00:25:05,356
Shut the door.
435
00:25:10,561 --> 00:25:13,364
Did you know that, um,
436
00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:15,800
George W. Bush was a
cheerleader in college?
437
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,136
Actually, I did.
438
00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:21,372
Ronald Reagan was also a cheerleader.
So was Dwight D. Eisenhower.
439
00:25:21,372 --> 00:25:24,809
The three greatest presidents
of the last 200 years...
440
00:25:24,809 --> 00:25:26,811
all cheerleaders.
441
00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:28,646
Was Ronald Reagan really
one of the top three?
442
00:25:28,646 --> 00:25:31,349
Top 40. My point is this.
443
00:25:31,349 --> 00:25:33,518
From great cheerleaders
come even greater leaders.
444
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:36,821
You may be a great
cheerleader, Whittier,
445
00:25:36,821 --> 00:25:38,423
but you are not a great leader.
446
00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:40,491
I know, and I'm
really trying hard.
447
00:25:40,491 --> 00:25:41,592
See these portraits on the wall?
448
00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:48,666
A 98-year tradition of
cheerleading excellence at CSC.
449
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:53,104
Starting back with the remarkable
Margaret Whiting in 1938.
450
00:25:53,871 --> 00:25:55,273
What's she doing?
451
00:25:55,706 --> 00:25:57,775
An arabesque.
452
00:25:57,775 --> 00:25:59,844
You can't tell under
the hoopskirt.
453
00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:03,181
All the way up to the fantastic
Hammersmith dynasty of today.
454
00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:04,815
These are your sisters?
455
00:26:05,616 --> 00:26:07,518
Yep.
456
00:26:07,518 --> 00:26:10,087
They're all part of a grand
legacy with no end in sight.
457
00:26:11,556 --> 00:26:13,224
That last empty frame right
there is reserved...
458
00:26:13,224 --> 00:26:15,260
for the head cheerleader
who will take our place...
459
00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,627
our next leader.
460
00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:17,562
Marni.
461
00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:20,631
It could be Marni. (CHUCKLES)
462
00:26:20,631 --> 00:26:22,633
Or it could be Greg. Whoo.
463
00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:24,402
Or as I've been thinking lately,
464
00:26:24,402 --> 00:26:25,870
it could be you.
465
00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,505
Yeah, right.
466
00:26:27,505 --> 00:26:28,373
I'm serious, Whittier.
467
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,477
But I completely
messed up in practice.
468
00:26:32,477 --> 00:26:36,147
I thought you called me in
here to kick me off the team.
469
00:26:36,147 --> 00:26:39,250
Oh, I haven't totally
ruled that out yet.
470
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,320
I don't know. I just expect more
out of you than the others.
471
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,422
Certainly more than
your friend, Monica.
472
00:26:44,422 --> 00:26:46,391
Monica was just messing around.
473
00:26:46,391 --> 00:26:47,825
Wait till game day.
She'll be perfect.
474
00:26:47,825 --> 00:26:51,796
Oh, really? She's gonna be great on
game day? Monica is a sinking ship!
475
00:26:51,796 --> 00:26:54,565
To be a great cheerleader you
have to make sacrifices.
476
00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:56,201
And I suggest you
start with her.
477
00:26:58,169 --> 00:26:59,904
Do you mean not being
friends with her?
478
00:26:59,904 --> 00:27:01,372
'Cause we're roommates.
479
00:27:01,372 --> 00:27:02,907
Listen, sweetie.
480
00:27:02,907 --> 00:27:04,942
Being head cheerleader...
481
00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:08,546
is a privilege you
should very much want.
482
00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:10,681
I mean, (CHUCKLES)
483
00:27:10,681 --> 00:27:14,319
students have posters
of me on their walls.
484
00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:16,787
They pay hundreds of dollars...
485
00:27:16,787 --> 00:27:19,790
320 to be exact...
just to get my number.
486
00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,193
They raffle off the right to carry
my books to class. (LAUGHS)
487
00:27:22,193 --> 00:27:23,027
(CHUCKLING) It's so silly.
488
00:27:24,662 --> 00:27:26,864
Foreign exchange
students literally...
489
00:27:26,864 --> 00:27:31,636
beg to do my homework...
straight A's.
490
00:27:31,636 --> 00:27:34,572
All this could be yours. You could be
the greatest thing on this campus...
491
00:27:35,706 --> 00:27:37,642
the next me. (CHUCKLES)
492
00:27:37,642 --> 00:27:38,909
Whoa.
493
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,579
But I don't know.
494
00:27:41,579 --> 00:27:43,681
It's all a question of how
bad you really want it.
495
00:27:43,681 --> 00:27:44,915
I mean, for starters,
496
00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:47,885
you're gonna have to shine at
the home opener this weekend.
497
00:27:47,885 --> 00:27:49,854
Literally millions
will be watching you.
498
00:27:49,854 --> 00:27:52,757
But most importantly, I
will be watching you.
499
00:27:56,594 --> 00:27:57,895
I'm tired now.
500
00:28:08,406 --> 00:28:10,908
Handing out all those towels has
made my arms feel like soggy Jell-O.
501
00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:14,779
I'm too tired to point out
how dumb that sounds.
502
00:28:14,779 --> 00:28:16,347
Hey, guys. (GASPS)
503
00:28:16,347 --> 00:28:18,249
Hey, Britney Spaz.
504
00:28:18,249 --> 00:28:19,717
(GIGGLES) Why are you so happy?
505
00:28:19,717 --> 00:28:22,853
Didn't Tina just rip you a new...
I can't say what.
506
00:28:22,853 --> 00:28:26,524
Actually... and, ladies,
please keep this a secret,
507
00:28:26,524 --> 00:28:29,627
Tina told me that if I
work really hard...
508
00:28:29,627 --> 00:28:31,296
and I play my cards right,
509
00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:35,833
I could become head cheerleader.
510
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,368
Congratulations, Whittier!
511
00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:39,003
Yeah, that's great!
512
00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:40,505
You're not bummed are you?
513
00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:42,907
No. I don't want to
be head cheerleader.
514
00:28:42,907 --> 00:28:46,711
I'm just flossin' my moves until I make
it as a dancer on J.Lo's next tour.
515
00:28:46,711 --> 00:28:48,413
I've been meaning to
talk to you about that.
516
00:28:48,413 --> 00:28:50,748
What?
517
00:28:50,748 --> 00:28:53,651
Tina made a lot of sense
in practice the other day.
518
00:28:53,651 --> 00:28:57,455
There is a big difference between
individual dance moves and... Oh, my gosh!
519
00:28:57,455 --> 00:28:59,990
What?
520
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:05,396
There's over 680 calories in that. Not
to mention 35 grams of saturated fat.
521
00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:09,334
That must've been a real special
talk you had with Tina back there.
522
00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:11,369
Too bad your Jedi mind tricks couldn't
fend off the dark side of the force.
523
00:29:13,304 --> 00:29:15,973
Monica, if you want to
be the bomb diggity,
524
00:29:15,973 --> 00:29:17,808
you have got to act
like the bomb diggity,
525
00:29:17,808 --> 00:29:19,076
and Tina is the bomb diggity!
526
00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:25,350
Did she just say, "bomb diggity"
three times in one sentence?
527
00:29:35,092 --> 00:29:37,628
(CROWD CHEERING)
528
00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:40,765
P.A. ANNOUNCER: Your halftime score
is Stingers, 17. Willowcrest, nine.
529
00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:45,970
MONICA: No, I'm serious. We're
the ones with all the pressure.
530
00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:50,007
Pressure? No, girly, you don't
know what real pressure is!
531
00:29:50,007 --> 00:29:53,511
You see, I got to go out there first.
Just me.
532
00:29:53,511 --> 00:29:57,382
Solo. And if these 50,000 people
don't buy into the whole illusion...
533
00:29:57,382 --> 00:29:59,049
of who I am and
what I represent,
534
00:30:00,418 --> 00:30:01,519
you guys are toast!
535
00:30:02,687 --> 00:30:03,954
Aren't you just a big bug?
536
00:30:03,954 --> 00:30:07,358
Correction! I am a
hunting wasp...
537
00:30:07,358 --> 00:30:10,060
of the order hymenoptera, with
a deadly venomous ovipositor!
538
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:12,096
Do you know what that is?
Well, I'll tell ya!
539
00:30:12,096 --> 00:30:13,864
It's a deadly stinger, bitch!
540
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:17,602
Bug!
541
00:30:20,938 --> 00:30:23,374
Stay in the zone, Sammy.
You stay in the zone.
542
00:30:24,742 --> 00:30:29,079
Chest out! Ponytail, no.
Up-do, yes.
543
00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:32,149
Sweetie, no double earrings. You're a
State cheerleader, not a State hooker.
544
00:30:32,149 --> 00:30:33,751
(MIMICKING BEATBOX)
545
00:30:35,653 --> 00:30:37,021
Go, go, go, Stingers
546
00:30:37,021 --> 00:30:38,823
(BEATBOX)
547
00:30:38,823 --> 00:30:41,592
Go-go, go-go-go
Uh-oh, the Stingers
548
00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:44,429
Remember, Whit.
Head cheerleader.
549
00:30:44,429 --> 00:30:46,030
What do you mean
"head cheerleader"?
550
00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:47,865
I'm the next head cheerleader.
I am!
551
00:30:47,865 --> 00:30:49,967
Focus on the performance.
552
00:30:49,967 --> 00:30:51,602
I am not gonna focus on
the performance! Focus!
553
00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:52,937
No, I'm not gonna focus!
I won't!
554
00:30:55,573 --> 00:30:58,509
I don't mean that. Please don't hate me!
Tina, please don't hate me!
555
00:30:58,509 --> 00:30:59,510
Hey, I don't hate you, Marni.
556
00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:00,611
Shut up!
557
00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:01,979
(BEATBOX)
558
00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,450
Sammy
559
00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:06,617
(BEATBOX)
560
00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:08,986
Here comes Sammy
561
00:31:08,986 --> 00:31:10,455
P.A. ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
562
00:31:10,455 --> 00:31:12,757
we ask you to turn your attention
to the multi-champion...
563
00:31:12,757 --> 00:31:14,258
Show time.
564
00:31:14,258 --> 00:31:15,993
Stinger cheerleaders and their
"Stingtacular" halftime show!
565
00:31:18,563 --> 00:31:23,768
Yeah! Come on! Let's go!
566
00:31:23,768 --> 00:31:26,170
Let's get it on, Stingers!
Number one!
567
00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:29,206
Number one! Yeah!
568
00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:32,209
P.A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
say hello to Sammy Stinger...
569
00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:35,513
and your Stinger cheerleaders!
570
00:31:35,513 --> 00:31:38,616
Let's go, Stingers! Whoa!
571
00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,198
MAN: Hit it!
572
00:31:54,198 --> 00:31:55,766
(TECHNO POP)
573
00:31:57,635 --> 00:32:00,705
Turn the beat back Come
on, turn the beat back
574
00:32:00,705 --> 00:32:02,172
Turn the beat back
575
00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:06,143
Come on Turn the beat back
576
00:32:06,143 --> 00:32:08,779
Come on, turn the beat
back Turn the beat back
577
00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:23,694
Come on, turn the beat back Come on,
turn the beat back Turn the beat back
578
00:32:25,796 --> 00:32:28,633
Free, free Free-free-free
579
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:29,967
Let's go, Stingers!
580
00:32:31,268 --> 00:32:33,037
(CROWD CHEERING)
581
00:32:48,953 --> 00:32:50,154
ALL: Stingers! (CHEERING)
582
00:32:56,026 --> 00:32:57,862
Let's go, Stingers!
583
00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:05,035
Let's go, Stingers!
584
00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:07,638
ALL: Ohh! Ho-ho!
585
00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:09,106
Go back! Go back!
Let's see it again!
586
00:33:10,174 --> 00:33:12,743
Go, Stingers!
587
00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:13,744
(LAUGHING)
588
00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,547
One more time. One more time.
589
00:33:16,547 --> 00:33:17,848
Tina, she's here.
590
00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:21,619
Hey, baby.
591
00:33:21,619 --> 00:33:22,920
CROWD: Way to go, Whittier!
592
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,955
MAN: (SHOUTING) Hey, Whittier!
593
00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:26,957
Hi.
594
00:33:26,957 --> 00:33:28,859
Whittier, right?
595
00:33:28,859 --> 00:33:32,162
Jackson. Senior, with
the Boxster out front?
596
00:33:32,162 --> 00:33:33,698
I was wondering if...
597
00:33:33,698 --> 00:33:35,165
We just saw the video,
and we were like,
598
00:33:35,165 --> 00:33:36,567
"That is the shizzle," and we...
599
00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:38,135
Okay, okay, okay.
600
00:33:38,135 --> 00:33:42,306
You two, hands off. This is
my party, my cheerleader.
601
00:33:42,306 --> 00:33:46,010
So, great facial on TV today.
602
00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:48,145
Sticking your tongue out on
camera, totally inspired.
603
00:33:48,145 --> 00:33:49,647
You think?
604
00:33:49,647 --> 00:33:51,949
O.M.G, it was T.D.F., F.Y.I.
605
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:55,886
Whittier, this is Todd.
Starting wide receiver, 6'1",
606
00:33:55,886 --> 00:33:58,756
3.2 G.P.A., runs a 4.6 forty.
607
00:33:58,756 --> 00:34:00,124
4.5 forty.
608
00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:02,593
(BOTH LAUGHING)
609
00:34:02,593 --> 00:34:04,995
How ya doin'? Uh, good. (GASPS)
610
00:34:04,995 --> 00:34:06,263
And it just doesn't happen. He
said he was a good listener.
611
00:34:06,263 --> 00:34:07,765
Hi, Marni.
612
00:34:07,765 --> 00:34:08,866
Would you like an appetizer?
613
00:34:08,866 --> 00:34:11,001
But he wasn't a good listener.
614
00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:12,202
(MOUTH FULL) (INDISTINCT)
615
00:34:12,202 --> 00:34:13,237
Here. How about a towel?
616
00:34:13,237 --> 00:34:14,672
(CONTINUES)
617
00:34:14,672 --> 00:34:16,006
(INDISTINCT)
618
00:34:16,006 --> 00:34:17,107
(GRUNTS)
619
00:34:17,107 --> 00:34:18,609
I'm sorry!
620
00:34:18,609 --> 00:34:21,011
Sorry. Would you
like an appetizer?
621
00:34:21,011 --> 00:34:23,914
This is why I go to the trouble
of hosting all these parties.
622
00:34:23,914 --> 00:34:26,083
So guys like you can mingle
with girls like you.
623
00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,885
So mingle. Blaine!
624
00:34:29,887 --> 00:34:33,323
Eh, really nice
touchdown catch today.
625
00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:35,626
Homeboy didn't want to
play the rest of the game.
626
00:34:35,626 --> 00:34:38,896
Got taken off on a stretcher. The
quarterback's all staring at me.
627
00:34:38,896 --> 00:34:41,331
I'm like, "Oh, boy, I'm gonna hit you so
hard, your mama's gonna feel it!" Right?
628
00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:42,767
We broke from the huddle...
629
00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:44,669
Hi, Whittier. Would you
like an appetizer?
630
00:34:44,669 --> 00:34:45,703
I'm okay. Thank you.
631
00:34:45,703 --> 00:34:47,204
How about a towel?
632
00:34:47,204 --> 00:34:48,906
Then they motioned into a slot.
633
00:34:48,906 --> 00:34:50,808
That's when I knew
the running back...
634
00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:53,343
was gonna do an up-and-under pattern
behind the linebacker. And he's...
635
00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,680
You know, that's...
great, really.
636
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,782
Do you mind if for
the next minute...
637
00:34:57,782 --> 00:35:00,150
we talk about something
other than football?
638
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:03,220
Uh, I'm sorry. It's my bad.
I'm sorry.
639
00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,354
Thanks.
640
00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,259
So, Tina, um,
641
00:35:09,259 --> 00:35:10,795
tells me you're a "C" cup.
642
00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:16,834
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
643
00:35:16,834 --> 00:35:18,703
Oh, dude, check out the brunette.
Sweet!
644
00:35:18,703 --> 00:35:20,237
Yeah, she's hot.
645
00:35:20,237 --> 00:35:22,272
She was not gonna be
head cheerleader. And...
646
00:35:22,272 --> 00:35:24,909
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out
the blond right over there.
647
00:35:24,909 --> 00:35:26,210
Where? Where? The dude
right over there.
648
00:35:27,444 --> 00:35:29,146
What do you mean, "dude"?
649
00:35:29,146 --> 00:35:31,015
Hey, you know what? The
one with the great legs!
650
00:35:31,015 --> 00:35:32,717
I bet he could leg-press a mule.
651
00:35:34,785 --> 00:35:36,453
Oh, man!
652
00:35:36,453 --> 00:35:37,922
What?
653
00:35:37,922 --> 00:35:38,989
Oh, you... You didn't know?
654
00:35:38,989 --> 00:35:41,325
Listen.
655
00:35:41,325 --> 00:35:44,128
I got nothin' against
your kind of people.
656
00:35:44,128 --> 00:35:46,897
It's just football rules. I
gotta kick your ass now.
657
00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:48,733
That sounds like a party.
658
00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:50,334
You should know, though,
I bench-press 220.
659
00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:54,839
Whatever, dude. 235.
660
00:35:59,343 --> 00:36:01,779
Can we talk? Now?
661
00:36:01,779 --> 00:36:02,379
Pardon us. Thank you.
662
00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:06,717
Yo! Dewey!
663
00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:09,386
Okay, let's blow this joint.
664
00:36:09,386 --> 00:36:11,956
Mon, Mon, Mon. Don't go yet.
Whit!
665
00:36:11,956 --> 00:36:13,724
We cheered on national television.
This is our coming-out party.
666
00:36:14,391 --> 00:36:17,494
Blue!
667
00:36:17,494 --> 00:36:20,097
Hey, excuse me. Uh, I'm looking
for a girl named Whittier.
668
00:36:20,097 --> 00:36:22,132
She's about yea tall.
She's blond, super-cute.
669
00:36:22,132 --> 00:36:26,070
Well, look who it is, smart guy.
670
00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:29,273
Why don't you say something
smart, smart guy?
671
00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:33,477
Yeah, okay. How about something
foreign and exotic like adiós.
672
00:36:33,477 --> 00:36:35,980
Hey, don't. Chill, big guy!
673
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,081
(SCOFFS)
674
00:36:37,081 --> 00:36:40,317
God!
675
00:36:40,317 --> 00:36:43,788
Besides, there are some good people here
too, and they're here to celebrate us!
676
00:36:43,788 --> 00:36:46,356
Yeah, they want to
celebrate all over us.
677
00:36:46,356 --> 00:36:49,126
(GASPS) Derek!
678
00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:50,928
Hey, Monica. Hi, hottie.
679
00:36:50,928 --> 00:36:52,529
I didn't think you were
gonna make it. Yeah.
680
00:36:52,529 --> 00:36:54,231
How'd you get past
the goon squad?
681
00:36:54,231 --> 00:36:56,533
Guile, cunning, cowardice.
682
00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:57,768
(CHUCKLES)
683
00:36:57,768 --> 00:36:58,803
(COOS)
684
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:03,107
You, scruffy boy.
685
00:37:03,107 --> 00:37:06,110
Out. This party is exclusivo.
686
00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:07,812
No, it's okay. He's with me.
We're together.
687
00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,981
Who's he?
688
00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:12,482
This is Derek. He's a D.J.
689
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:13,851
(LAUGHS)
690
00:37:15,886 --> 00:37:19,924
There are, like, 10,000 hot
varsity football players inside,
691
00:37:19,924 --> 00:37:21,959
and you're snuggling
up to a D.J.?
692
00:37:22,526 --> 00:37:24,328
How edgy.
693
00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:26,330
What's wrong with a D.J.?
694
00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:31,068
Honey, oh. There's a logical
order to the college universe,
695
00:37:31,068 --> 00:37:33,503
and the sooner you
learn it, the better.
696
00:37:33,503 --> 00:37:36,073
See, way up here at the top of
the ladder are football players.
697
00:37:36,073 --> 00:37:38,408
Right. They rule. Just
underneath them...
698
00:37:38,408 --> 00:37:43,447
are basketball players... smaller
biceps but still desirable.
699
00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:46,316
Then, soccer hunks,
lacrosse studs,
700
00:37:46,316 --> 00:37:49,920
fraternity presidents... ohh...
fraternity keg-masters,
701
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,122
guys with cars with parking passes, guys
with cars without parking passes...
702
00:37:52,122 --> 00:37:53,958
kind of a waste of time...
703
00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:54,925
MAN: Love your dress, Tina! Black
Student Union activists...
704
00:37:54,925 --> 00:37:57,361
Hey!... Bruce Lee fan clubbers,
705
00:37:57,361 --> 00:38:01,365
lit-mag squares, pep-band
dorks, um, film society toads,
706
00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:03,968
campus ministers,
school mascots...
707
00:38:03,968 --> 00:38:07,872
and then, God, all the
way at the bottom...
708
00:38:07,872 --> 00:38:09,874
are campus D.J.'s.
709
00:38:09,874 --> 00:38:12,542
One spot above
cafeteria workers.
710
00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:14,979
Actually, I work at
the cafeteria too.
711
00:38:14,979 --> 00:38:16,146
Oh, do you?
712
00:38:16,146 --> 00:38:19,583
Tsk. That's hopeless.
713
00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:24,454
Listen, Whit. Remember our
little "discush" the other day?
714
00:38:24,454 --> 00:38:27,424
You have to decide,
are you with us...
715
00:38:27,424 --> 00:38:28,859
or are you with him?
716
00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:43,040
I'm sorry.
717
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,176
Derek, I...
718
00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:55,219
Oh, I get it. Yeah.
719
00:38:56,553 --> 00:38:58,288
Oops. But... I'll call you!
720
00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,929
I can't believe you
just did that!
721
00:39:04,929 --> 00:39:08,398
Oh, she did the right thing.
She stuck with the winners.
722
00:39:08,398 --> 00:39:11,101
Excuse me? You think you're a winner
because you got a bunch of idiots...
723
00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,402
up your bomb diggity butt?
724
00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:14,871
Excuse me?
725
00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:23,213
Whittier!
726
00:39:24,348 --> 00:39:26,050
Are you coming? Yeah.
727
00:39:28,185 --> 00:39:30,187
TINA: What are you looking at?
728
00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:31,188
WOMAN: What's her problem?
MAN: Drama queen.
729
00:39:34,158 --> 00:39:36,927
So Doc says if I sprain my hip-flexor one
more time, I can kiss my herkie good-bye.
730
00:39:38,262 --> 00:39:39,629
Hey, you guys. Hey.
731
00:39:41,198 --> 00:39:42,432
Greg, can you help me
stretch my hamstrings?
732
00:39:42,432 --> 00:39:43,500
Yeah.
733
00:39:44,701 --> 00:39:45,669
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
734
00:39:48,105 --> 00:39:49,106
Look, about the party...
On your feet.
735
00:39:50,074 --> 00:39:51,275
Practice has started.
736
00:39:56,313 --> 00:40:00,217
Today we're gonna work
on manners and respect.
737
00:40:00,217 --> 00:40:05,389
Because some of you don't know how
to behave at a team function.
738
00:40:05,389 --> 00:40:09,659
Some of you don't show proper
manners to a head cheerleader.
739
00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:12,997
Some of you don't show respect
to the concept of team unity.
740
00:40:12,997 --> 00:40:14,431
Come on.
741
00:40:14,431 --> 00:40:16,500
Oh, good! Monica.
742
00:40:17,567 --> 00:40:18,668
We'll start with you.
743
00:40:20,637 --> 00:40:22,606
WOMAN: Here we go.
What do you got?
744
00:40:22,606 --> 00:40:25,075
Front handspring round-off,
back handspring toe touch.
745
00:40:26,410 --> 00:40:28,378
(SYNTHESIZED POP)
746
00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:38,122
Stop the music! (STOPS)
747
00:40:38,122 --> 00:40:39,156
Is that all you got?
748
00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:43,527
And again! (RESUMES)
749
00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:45,695
Round-off back
handspring, back tuck.
750
00:40:55,605 --> 00:40:57,241
Music stop! (STOPS)
751
00:40:57,241 --> 00:40:58,275
And again!
752
00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,177
Herkie!
753
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:03,547
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
754
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,749
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
755
00:41:05,749 --> 00:41:07,751
(MONICA GROANS) Herkie! Herkie!
Herkie! No one touch her!
756
00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:08,985
(STOPS)
757
00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:14,624
I'm not done yet, Monica!
To be a real cheerleader...
758
00:41:14,624 --> 00:41:16,126
Tina, give it a rest.
759
00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:17,327
Not now, Greg!
760
00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:18,128
I said give it a rest!
761
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:25,335
(EXHALES) Okay. All right.
762
00:41:28,105 --> 00:41:30,274
(SIGHS) You're right. I should... I
should... I should give it a rest.
763
00:41:31,675 --> 00:41:33,143
Whittier, call out the steps.
764
00:41:33,143 --> 00:41:34,044
What, me?
765
00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:37,447
You heard me. That's
what leaders do.
766
00:41:37,447 --> 00:41:39,616
But Monica... Call
out the steps.
767
00:41:41,451 --> 00:41:43,353
Call them out!
768
00:41:43,353 --> 00:41:44,754
No!
769
00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:46,723
Listen, freshman.
770
00:41:46,723 --> 00:41:49,126
I put you in that uniform, and I
can take you right out of it!
771
00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,327
Call the steps, or
you're off the team.
772
00:41:52,629 --> 00:41:54,398
Then I'm off the team.
773
00:41:54,398 --> 00:41:56,066
Wh-What?
774
00:41:56,066 --> 00:41:57,634
(NERVOUS GIGGLE) You heard me.
I quit!
775
00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:00,237
I quit too.
776
00:42:00,237 --> 00:42:03,140
That's right. I quit too.
777
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:05,175
Greg, you'll lose your
cheerleading scholarship.
778
00:42:05,175 --> 00:42:07,511
That's right! I'm stayin' here,
779
00:42:07,511 --> 00:42:08,678
but under a cloud of shame.
780
00:42:11,381 --> 00:42:12,549
Tina.
781
00:42:15,819 --> 00:42:19,289
You can have this back because
it's supposed to show team spirit.
782
00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:20,624
It's supposed to
make us feel proud,
783
00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:23,693
but I just feel
guilty and stupid!
784
00:42:23,693 --> 00:42:26,530
So you can have your skirt and
your spankies and your top.
785
00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:27,664
I'm out of here!
786
00:42:34,871 --> 00:42:36,673
I need this to get home. I'll bring
it back when it's dry-cleaned.
787
00:42:38,275 --> 00:42:39,609
(MOUTHS WORDS)
788
00:42:39,609 --> 00:42:41,478
Bye, Miss Bomb Diggity.
789
00:42:47,217 --> 00:42:49,853
(HUFFS) She'll be back.
790
00:42:51,721 --> 00:42:54,291
She's not coming back!
791
00:42:54,291 --> 00:42:55,159
(SIGHS)
792
00:42:56,226 --> 00:42:58,862
It's only Whittier.
793
00:42:58,862 --> 00:43:00,697
Ice cream... Super Fudge Chunk.
794
00:43:00,697 --> 00:43:02,399
No! Ice cream!
795
00:43:04,601 --> 00:43:05,835
All right! Stupid.
796
00:43:07,637 --> 00:43:09,139
(SPECTATORS YELLING)
797
00:43:09,139 --> 00:43:10,240
(CHEERING)
798
00:43:18,915 --> 00:43:20,317
Hey. Hey.
799
00:43:26,556 --> 00:43:29,693
WOMAN: Run! Run! All right, take home!
Take home!
800
00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:31,561
(GROANS)
801
00:43:31,561 --> 00:43:33,730
Our team sucks!
802
00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:34,864
Whittier, quit worrying
about the game...
803
00:43:34,864 --> 00:43:36,200
and enjoy the sunshine.
804
00:43:37,201 --> 00:43:39,303
The sun sucks.
805
00:43:39,303 --> 00:43:40,670
Whittier, don't you
know that the sun...
806
00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,240
is nature's Prozac?
807
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,909
Do you really think the sun is
gonna make me feel better...
808
00:43:45,909 --> 00:43:48,412
about giving up the most
important thing in my life?
809
00:43:48,412 --> 00:43:51,448
No, but I'm out of real Prozac,
so you're gonna have to deal.
810
00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:53,783
I ruined my career
as a cheerleader.
811
00:43:53,783 --> 00:43:55,819
I ruined my relationship with Derek.
I could've had a boyfriend.
812
00:43:55,819 --> 00:43:58,222
I ruined my entire life!
813
00:44:00,824 --> 00:44:03,360
Yeah, I feel better.
814
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,361
Anyone want to hit the library?
815
00:44:04,361 --> 00:44:05,795
Ooh, I'll go with.
816
00:44:05,795 --> 00:44:07,897
This place is starting
to weird me out anyway.
817
00:44:07,897 --> 00:44:10,234
Women's softball... I
just don't get it.
818
00:44:11,201 --> 00:44:13,537
(CHUCKLES) Whittier...
819
00:44:19,276 --> 00:44:20,510
It'll be okay.
820
00:44:20,510 --> 00:44:21,578
I know. Thank you.
821
00:44:22,946 --> 00:44:24,348
You'll be fine, girl!
822
00:44:25,949 --> 00:44:27,751
Trust me.
823
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,320
WOMAN: Come on.
Let's go, Stingers.
824
00:44:34,558 --> 00:44:35,625
(YELLING)
825
00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:36,793
(CHEERING)
826
00:44:38,895 --> 00:44:40,664
(GRUNTS)
827
00:44:40,664 --> 00:44:41,898
WOMAN: Nice job. Nice
way to take the base.
828
00:44:42,932 --> 00:44:43,900
WOMAN: Batter up!
829
00:44:44,968 --> 00:44:46,670
(RHYTHMIC HISSING)
830
00:44:53,843 --> 00:44:55,245
(BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE)
831
00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:02,886
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
832
00:45:02,886 --> 00:45:04,688
We got Stinger spirit.
833
00:45:05,722 --> 00:45:08,558
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
834
00:45:08,558 --> 00:45:11,561
We got Stinger spirit.
835
00:45:11,561 --> 00:45:13,730
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it!
836
00:45:13,730 --> 00:45:16,466
We got Stinger spirit.
837
00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:18,668
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
838
00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:20,270
We got Stinger spirit.
839
00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:23,840
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
840
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,742
We got Stinger spirit.
841
00:45:25,742 --> 00:45:27,377
(SUBDUED CHEERING)
842
00:45:27,377 --> 00:45:30,947
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
We got Stinger spirit.
843
00:45:30,947 --> 00:45:32,982
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it!
844
00:45:32,982 --> 00:45:35,519
We got Stinger spirit!
845
00:45:35,519 --> 00:45:37,521
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it!
846
00:45:37,521 --> 00:45:40,357
What's going on? We
got Stinger spirit!
847
00:45:40,357 --> 00:45:42,459
(CLAPPING) Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
848
00:45:42,459 --> 00:45:46,029
We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
849
00:45:46,029 --> 00:45:47,997
ALL: We got Stinger spirit!
850
00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:50,634
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
851
00:45:50,634 --> 00:45:54,471
We got Stinger spirit! Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
852
00:45:54,471 --> 00:45:57,641
We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
853
00:45:57,641 --> 00:45:59,275
We got Stinger spirit!
854
00:46:05,715 --> 00:46:07,751
(CHEERING)
855
00:46:07,751 --> 00:46:09,586
WOMAN: Yeah.
856
00:46:09,586 --> 00:46:10,920
(WHISTLE BLOWS) Yes!
857
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,323
Number one! Number one!
858
00:46:13,323 --> 00:46:14,491
(ALL CHEERING)
859
00:46:14,491 --> 00:46:16,760
Let's go, Stingers! Let's go!
860
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,695
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
861
00:46:18,695 --> 00:46:20,864
Those are my girls!
Go, Stingers!
862
00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:27,937
MAN: Whoa! Whoa!
863
00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:35,879
Monica! Monica!
864
00:46:38,114 --> 00:46:39,549
I got it!
865
00:46:39,549 --> 00:46:40,750
You got...
866
00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,352
You got what?
867
00:46:42,352 --> 00:46:43,553
We're gonna start our own squad.
868
00:46:43,553 --> 00:46:45,422
Oh, shut up. No, no.
I'm serious.
869
00:46:45,422 --> 00:46:47,557
Our own squad. New and improved.
870
00:46:47,557 --> 00:46:48,992
Shut up! No. For real!
Come on! Let's go!
871
00:46:53,697 --> 00:46:55,965
Are you sure you put the
audition time on the flyer?
872
00:46:55,965 --> 00:46:58,001
Yes.
873
00:46:58,001 --> 00:47:00,637
Okay, because it was an
hour and a half ago.
874
00:47:00,637 --> 00:47:03,039
I put the time on there.
875
00:47:03,039 --> 00:47:05,442
Okay. Well, what color
paper did you use?
876
00:47:05,442 --> 00:47:08,445
I already told you.
Lemon yellow.
877
00:47:08,445 --> 00:47:11,147
You should have used
wild berry pink.
878
00:47:11,147 --> 00:47:14,050
Wild berry pink always
gets people to show up.
879
00:47:14,050 --> 00:47:16,420
Why are you all up in my grille?
880
00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:19,523
Do you see me asking what color
markers you used for the big signs?
881
00:47:19,523 --> 00:47:20,957
Black and gold.
882
00:47:20,957 --> 00:47:22,358
With glitter?
883
00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:25,695
No.
884
00:47:25,695 --> 00:47:27,831
Whit, what is a sign
without glitter?
885
00:47:27,831 --> 00:47:29,633
That is why nobody showed up!
886
00:47:31,067 --> 00:47:33,002
(DISTANT CHATTERING) Shh. Shh.
887
00:47:33,002 --> 00:47:34,438
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
Do you hear that?
888
00:47:35,505 --> 00:47:36,806
Someone's coming.
889
00:47:47,016 --> 00:47:48,685
You ladies ready for my dope?
890
00:47:53,557 --> 00:47:55,191
I don't know what that was.
891
00:47:55,191 --> 00:47:59,963
Our new-and-improved squad
lasted exactly 97 minutes.
892
00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:02,799
Don't give up yet. I mean,
maybe we'll find some talent.
893
00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:05,535
Where? All the cheerleaders on
campus are already cheerleaders.
894
00:48:05,535 --> 00:48:07,070
Then I don't know.
895
00:48:07,070 --> 00:48:09,005
It's not like we're gonna run
into a group of people...
896
00:48:09,005 --> 00:48:11,675
just spontaneously shouting out...
cheers.
897
00:48:11,675 --> 00:48:13,176
(PEOPLE SHOUTING CHEERS)
898
00:48:17,481 --> 00:48:18,748
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
899
00:48:18,748 --> 00:48:19,683
Yes! MAN: What do we want?
900
00:48:19,683 --> 00:48:20,984
CROWD: Justice!
901
00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:22,018
When do we want it?
902
00:48:22,018 --> 00:48:23,653
ALL: Now!
903
00:48:23,653 --> 00:48:25,522
MAN: And how will we get it?
904
00:48:25,522 --> 00:48:27,691
By standing outside
the dean's office...
905
00:48:27,691 --> 00:48:30,827
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
906
00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:32,762
Sorry, what? I have no
idea what you just said.
907
00:48:32,762 --> 00:48:34,631
Who in the hell
are these people?
908
00:48:36,032 --> 00:48:38,234
It's the extracurricular
groups...
909
00:48:38,234 --> 00:48:39,869
the ones that lost their practice space
when the dean took away their funding.
910
00:48:39,869 --> 00:48:41,104
Justice!
911
00:48:41,104 --> 00:48:43,172
Man, they got jacked.
912
00:48:43,172 --> 00:48:45,208
And how will we get it?
913
00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:46,976
By standing outside
the dean's office...
914
00:48:46,976 --> 00:48:48,512
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
915
00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:50,780
You guys suck.
916
00:48:57,020 --> 00:49:00,857
First of all, I want to thank you guys
all for coming here today to this...
917
00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:02,759
What's the word I'm looking for?
Hi.
918
00:49:02,759 --> 00:49:03,727
Shit-hole?
919
00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:05,228
Thanks.
920
00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:09,766
It's the only place that we could
find to meet. So, anyway...
921
00:49:09,766 --> 00:49:11,234
(INSECT BUZZING)
922
00:49:11,234 --> 00:49:14,170
Today we're starting a new
cheerleading club on campus.
923
00:49:14,170 --> 00:49:15,672
Why cheerleading, you say?
924
00:49:15,672 --> 00:49:17,741
Because cheerleading is fun.
925
00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:19,643
And it fosters school spirit.
926
00:49:19,643 --> 00:49:21,077
And it also keeps you...
927
00:49:22,612 --> 00:49:24,247
physically fit.
928
00:49:24,247 --> 00:49:26,249
So, what do you guys say?
Are you ready to cheer?
929
00:49:26,249 --> 00:49:27,250
Yeah!
930
00:49:31,187 --> 00:49:33,990
Yes?
931
00:49:33,990 --> 00:49:37,160
Most of my pieces involve anguish...
as a theme.
932
00:49:38,862 --> 00:49:40,229
Do you have any
cheers about anguish?
933
00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:45,234
Yeah. Yeah.
934
00:49:45,234 --> 00:49:46,936
Well, we have one that
goes like this. Ready?
935
00:49:46,936 --> 00:49:48,905
Okay!
936
00:49:48,905 --> 00:49:50,607
BOTH: That's all right!
That's okay!
937
00:49:56,813 --> 00:50:00,550
So that one kind of addresses the
issue of anguish... kind of.
938
00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:01,985
But other than that, not really.
939
00:50:01,985 --> 00:50:05,221
(CLEARS THROAT) What
about soliloquies?
940
00:50:05,221 --> 00:50:06,155
Well, we don't really have...
941
00:50:06,155 --> 00:50:08,224
And what about accents?
942
00:50:08,224 --> 00:50:12,128
Because I am the master...
of accents.
943
00:50:13,997 --> 00:50:15,999
No. See, what we do
is cheerleading.
944
00:50:15,999 --> 00:50:17,801
Then I'm out. Me too.
945
00:50:17,801 --> 00:50:20,169
No, no, no. Hold on because...
946
00:50:20,169 --> 00:50:21,738
Hold on for one second.
947
00:50:21,738 --> 00:50:23,206
Wait, you guys.
948
00:50:23,206 --> 00:50:25,341
Something Whittier forgot...
Hey. Wait.
949
00:50:25,341 --> 00:50:27,844
Something Whittier forgot
to tell you all is...
950
00:50:29,212 --> 00:50:32,081
if we're good, we can
go to nationals.
951
00:50:32,081 --> 00:50:34,150
Now, if we go to
nationals, we could win.
952
00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:38,888
If we win, we get a
check for $20,000.
953
00:50:40,890 --> 00:50:43,059
Now, Penelope, you could
use that money...
954
00:50:43,059 --> 00:50:45,729
to rent rehearsal space.
955
00:50:45,729 --> 00:50:48,865
And, Francis, you could mount
up a production of Godspell
956
00:50:48,865 --> 00:50:50,967
where everyone has
a French accent.
957
00:50:50,967 --> 00:50:52,602
Interesting.
958
00:50:52,602 --> 00:50:55,371
Plus, we're gonna be
a real squad too.
959
00:50:55,371 --> 00:50:56,973
On our squad, you're gonna be
able to do whatever you want...
960
00:50:56,973 --> 00:50:58,241
do your own thing.
961
00:50:58,241 --> 00:51:00,810
And if we're good,
962
00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:03,046
we can stamp out the varsity
cheerleading squad once and for all.
963
00:51:08,952 --> 00:51:10,286
Where do we sign up?
Right over there.
964
00:51:12,188 --> 00:51:14,357
Oh, yeah.
965
00:51:14,357 --> 00:51:16,059
I've been saving you
since cheerleader camp.
966
00:51:16,059 --> 00:51:18,127
You did not have to save me.
967
00:51:18,127 --> 00:51:20,664
I think the score is now Whittier, zero.
Monica, three.
968
00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:22,131
Thanks.
969
00:51:22,131 --> 00:51:24,133
(GIGGLING) Come on, silly.
970
00:51:25,835 --> 00:51:27,971
This is so "ridic."
971
00:51:27,971 --> 00:51:31,708
Do they actually think they're
a real cheer squad now?
972
00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:34,277
They're real cheerleaders in the same
way that Joan Rivers has a real face.
973
00:51:36,212 --> 00:51:38,782
We have to crush them.
974
00:51:38,782 --> 00:51:42,986
We have to take their heads and
grind them into the mud...
975
00:51:42,986 --> 00:51:48,291
and then stomp on their backs and then drive
over them with a Jeep Cherokee S.U.V.
976
00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:51,928
Marni, geez. Take a pill of
the chill variety, okay?
977
00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:54,097
(SCOFFS) We don't
need to do anything.
978
00:51:54,097 --> 00:51:56,800
We cannot have a competing
spirit squad on campus, Tina.
979
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,402
Trust me, they won't
be a threat to us.
980
00:51:59,402 --> 00:52:02,305
They're nothing but a support
group for rejects and losers.
981
00:52:03,406 --> 00:52:05,775
Besides... (CHUCKLES)
982
00:52:05,775 --> 00:52:06,876
How 'bout that practice space?
983
00:52:06,876 --> 00:52:08,111
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
984
00:52:08,111 --> 00:52:09,278
(GAGGING)
985
00:52:11,114 --> 00:52:13,883
And right, left, clap.
986
00:52:13,883 --> 00:52:15,719
Right, clap. Left, clap.
987
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,853
Come on, you guys.
988
00:52:16,853 --> 00:52:18,722
Step left. Step right.
989
00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,123
A little bit tighter, Penelope.
990
00:52:20,123 --> 00:52:22,458
Little bit tighter.
Stand back, woman.
991
00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:25,394
I need at least a three to
five-foot radius... Oh, my...
992
00:52:25,394 --> 00:52:27,030
(ROCK)
993
00:52:27,030 --> 00:52:30,199
When I rock like
this rock like this
994
00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:32,869
When I rock like this When I
rock like this it's rhythm
995
00:52:32,869 --> 00:52:35,104
Roll. Roll.
996
00:52:35,104 --> 00:52:37,874
Rock like this Rock like this
997
00:52:37,874 --> 00:52:40,443
When I rock like this When I
rock like this it's rhythm
998
00:52:41,477 --> 00:52:42,779
Follow me.
999
00:52:45,782 --> 00:52:47,751
Good. Now try three
claps into a high "V."
1000
00:52:50,153 --> 00:52:51,454
(GROANS)
1001
00:52:51,454 --> 00:52:54,891
(ALL GASPING)
1002
00:52:54,891 --> 00:52:58,327
Okay, guys. And five, six, seven, eight.
(WHIMPERING)
1003
00:52:58,327 --> 00:53:02,131
Grab one, two... Down... Three, four...
Up... Five, six. Good.
1004
00:53:02,131 --> 00:53:04,968
WHITTIER: Okay, stand up now. Good.
MONICA: Stand up. Yeah.
1005
00:53:04,968 --> 00:53:07,837
Can you guys just turn around?
Yeah. Face us.
1006
00:53:07,837 --> 00:53:09,873
WHITTIER: Hold your stomach.
Squeeze your butt.
1007
00:53:09,873 --> 00:53:12,008
Don't look down. No, no, no.
Good. Good. Great.
1008
00:53:12,008 --> 00:53:14,443
(GROANING) Catch me! (CRASH)
1009
00:53:14,443 --> 00:53:18,447
Okay. This is a basic pyramid.
1010
00:53:18,447 --> 00:53:21,350
Matthew, you'll take the
wing position here. Yeah.
1011
00:53:21,350 --> 00:53:22,919
Got it.
1012
00:53:22,919 --> 00:53:24,821
Penelope, you're gonna
swing around here...
1013
00:53:24,821 --> 00:53:26,956
and start your
stunt there, okay?
1014
00:53:26,956 --> 00:53:29,225
I can't be an "O."
1015
00:53:29,225 --> 00:53:32,028
You can't be an "O"?
1016
00:53:32,028 --> 00:53:35,431
O's represent emptiness.
1017
00:53:35,431 --> 00:53:38,067
And by making me an "O,"
you're calling me empty.
1018
00:53:39,969 --> 00:53:42,405
That's insane. Okay?
1019
00:53:42,405 --> 00:53:45,408
Uh, O's don't
represent emptiness.
1020
00:53:45,408 --> 00:53:48,511
They represent hugs.
And X's are kisses.
1021
00:53:48,511 --> 00:53:49,378
Everyone knows that.
1022
00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,115
(SCOFFS)
1023
00:53:54,517 --> 00:53:56,820
WHITTIER: Up. Up.
Lock your legs.
1024
00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:58,354
Good. Yes! Tighter.
1025
00:53:59,923 --> 00:54:01,457
When I rock like this
1026
00:54:02,525 --> 00:54:04,360
(CONTINUES)
1027
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,971
Double base extension. Ready?
Five, six, seven, eight.
1028
00:54:14,971 --> 00:54:17,040
BOTH: One, two and three, four.
Up.
1029
00:54:20,143 --> 00:54:22,378
Good job. Bring in the legs.
MONICA: Okay. You got it.
1030
00:54:22,378 --> 00:54:23,980
Don't look down.
1031
00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:25,581
Don't look down. No, no, no, no.
1032
00:54:25,581 --> 00:54:28,284
Hey. You know, I think I...
(GROANS)
1033
00:54:28,284 --> 00:54:31,387
Rock like this Rock like
this Rock like this
1034
00:54:31,387 --> 00:54:34,290
When I rock like this rock like
this When I rock like this
1035
00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:36,826
Rock like this When I rock
like this rock like this
1036
00:54:36,826 --> 00:54:38,227
Rock like this Rock like
this Rock, rock, rock, rock
1037
00:54:38,227 --> 00:54:40,463
R-R-R-R-R-R-Rock
1038
00:54:41,865 --> 00:54:43,900
(ROCK)
1039
00:54:46,069 --> 00:54:47,937
(KNOCKING)
1040
00:54:50,907 --> 00:54:52,108
What's up, girl?
1041
00:54:52,108 --> 00:54:53,142
So what's going on?
1042
00:54:53,142 --> 00:54:54,410
What?
1043
00:54:54,410 --> 00:54:55,578
I said, "What's going..."
1044
00:54:55,578 --> 00:54:57,313
Sorry.
1045
00:54:57,313 --> 00:54:58,514
Sometimes
1046
00:54:58,514 --> 00:55:00,116
What?
1047
00:55:00,116 --> 00:55:01,017
I wake up early to say good-bye
1048
00:55:01,017 --> 00:55:02,318
What's going on?
1049
00:55:02,318 --> 00:55:03,920
Oh, not much. How 'bout you?
1050
00:55:05,254 --> 00:55:07,323
Well, we have this new
cheerleading squad.
1051
00:55:07,323 --> 00:55:09,893
Yeah. So I heard. And
we're improving.
1052
00:55:09,893 --> 00:55:11,961
We're just missing something.
1053
00:55:11,961 --> 00:55:15,364
We don't have any rhythm. You know, no
backbeat to help us bring it all together.
1054
00:55:15,364 --> 00:55:17,133
But if we had a great D.J....
1055
00:55:18,567 --> 00:55:21,337
(CONTINUES)
1056
00:55:21,337 --> 00:55:24,941
Look, I got three jobs, this radio
gig, two advanced lit classes...
1057
00:55:24,941 --> 00:55:27,243
I know it would mean
a lot to Whittier.
1058
00:55:27,243 --> 00:55:28,844
(CONTINUES)
1059
00:55:30,413 --> 00:55:33,316
Look, she feels really
bad about what happened.
1060
00:55:33,316 --> 00:55:34,517
She's looking for a way
to reconnect with you.
1061
00:55:34,517 --> 00:55:35,351
(ENDING)
1062
00:55:37,353 --> 00:55:41,157
Hold on. I gotta intro
this next tune.
1063
00:55:41,157 --> 00:55:45,128
That, my friends, was the bitchin'
sound of The Promise Ring.
1064
00:55:45,128 --> 00:55:47,030
This next track is dedicated
to all the guys out there
1065
00:55:47,030 --> 00:55:50,266
whose hearts have been
ripped out of their chests
1066
00:55:50,266 --> 00:55:53,136
and devoured for breakfast by cute,
peppy, social-climbing blond girls.
1067
00:55:53,136 --> 00:55:56,005
Give me a "Hey." Give me a "Ho." Give
me a "I don't know you anymore."
1068
00:55:56,005 --> 00:55:57,240
I know it sucks.
1069
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,607
(ROCK)
1070
00:56:00,910 --> 00:56:02,578
What was your question?
1071
00:56:02,578 --> 00:56:03,612
Forget it.
1072
00:56:05,514 --> 00:56:06,615
(MAN SINGING)
1073
00:56:06,615 --> 00:56:07,483
(INDISTINCT)
1074
00:56:09,919 --> 00:56:12,188
(CONTINUES)
1075
00:56:16,059 --> 00:56:22,198
Dear Lord, help us kick almighty ass
today in our debut as a spirit squad.
1076
00:56:22,198 --> 00:56:26,302
Help us to perform the double back handspring
into a back tuck as majestically...
1077
00:56:26,302 --> 00:56:27,370
as your only son Jesus would.
1078
00:56:28,571 --> 00:56:31,540
This is a big sporting
event for us.
1079
00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:34,243
Guide us in leading this team to victory.
Bring it in.
1080
00:56:34,243 --> 00:56:35,478
One, two, three!
1081
00:56:35,478 --> 00:56:36,379
ALL: Renegades!
1082
00:56:37,713 --> 00:56:39,282
Come on. Croquet.
1083
00:56:39,282 --> 00:56:40,583
(CHEERING) (CLAPPING)
1084
00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:43,386
FRANCIS: Croquet! Yes!
1085
00:56:43,386 --> 00:56:45,388
Come on! Croquet! Let's go!
1086
00:56:45,388 --> 00:56:48,157
Let's go, croquet! That's right!
1087
00:56:48,157 --> 00:56:49,692
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1088
00:56:49,692 --> 00:56:51,094
MAN: Yeah. Come on, cricket!
1089
00:56:51,094 --> 00:56:53,696
Ready? Okay! Okay!
1090
00:56:53,696 --> 00:56:56,599
ALL: That's all right. It's croquet.
We're gonna...
1091
00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:58,367
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1092
00:56:58,367 --> 00:57:01,237
Come on! Come on! Yeah!
Let's go! Yeah!
1093
00:57:01,237 --> 00:57:03,106
Croquet! Number one!
1094
00:57:05,274 --> 00:57:07,010
WHITTIER: Let's go, croquet!
Let's go!
1095
00:57:08,144 --> 00:57:10,713
That's right, croquet! Let's go!
1096
00:57:10,713 --> 00:57:14,283
MAN: Whoo! Yeah! Let's do it.
All right.
1097
00:57:14,283 --> 00:57:16,052
WHITTIER: Let's go, croquet!
1098
00:57:16,052 --> 00:57:17,120
Let's go!
1099
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,387
(ALL CHEERING)
1100
00:57:19,422 --> 00:57:20,689
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1101
00:57:20,689 --> 00:57:23,159
MAN: Hit that ball!
Hit that ball!
1102
00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:28,497
Take that ball and hit it. What I say?
Now whack it.
1103
00:57:28,497 --> 00:57:32,735
Yeah, now that's the ticket.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
1104
00:57:32,735 --> 00:57:34,037
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1105
00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:35,538
Croquet! Come on!
1106
00:57:35,538 --> 00:57:38,207
Is, uh, all this noise
bothering you, pal?
1107
00:57:39,475 --> 00:57:41,710
The noise I can take.
1108
00:57:41,710 --> 00:57:43,546
It's the suckiness
that bothers me.
1109
00:57:48,551 --> 00:57:49,618
(SIGHS)
1110
00:57:51,554 --> 00:57:53,289
(ROCK)
1111
00:57:54,557 --> 00:57:56,059
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
1112
00:57:58,194 --> 00:57:59,728
(CONTINUES)
1113
00:58:02,098 --> 00:58:03,432
Hit it
1114
00:58:05,034 --> 00:58:05,801
(CONTINUES)
1115
00:58:05,801 --> 00:58:08,171
Hit, hit
1116
00:58:08,171 --> 00:58:09,538
Let's hit it!
1117
00:58:12,475 --> 00:58:13,642
WHITTIER: Five,
six, seven, eight.
1118
00:58:13,642 --> 00:58:14,510
MONICA: Five, six, seven, eight.
1119
00:58:14,510 --> 00:58:16,245
Tell me what we need
1120
00:58:16,245 --> 00:58:18,414
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1121
00:58:18,414 --> 00:58:20,216
Tell me what we breathe
1122
00:58:20,216 --> 00:58:22,385
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1123
00:58:22,385 --> 00:58:23,819
Tell me what we bleed
1124
00:58:23,819 --> 00:58:26,222
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1125
00:58:26,222 --> 00:58:27,756
Tell me what we need
1126
00:58:27,756 --> 00:58:30,059
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1127
00:58:30,059 --> 00:58:31,594
Tell me what we breathe
1128
00:58:31,594 --> 00:58:33,762
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1129
00:58:33,762 --> 00:58:35,498
Tell me what you see
1130
00:58:35,498 --> 00:58:37,666
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1131
00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,335
Tell me what we need
1132
00:58:39,335 --> 00:58:41,670
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1133
00:58:41,670 --> 00:58:43,439
Hell, yeah!
1134
00:58:43,439 --> 00:58:45,108
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1135
00:58:48,177 --> 00:58:49,378
(CHEERING)
1136
00:58:50,179 --> 00:58:53,382
(ALL CHEERING)
1137
00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:03,759
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1138
00:59:08,264 --> 00:59:09,798
(CONTINUES)
1139
00:59:19,342 --> 00:59:21,344
(CONTINUES)
1140
00:59:22,245 --> 00:59:23,579
Cola beverage... diet.
1141
00:59:28,117 --> 00:59:30,819
Wipe the spittle.
1142
00:59:30,819 --> 00:59:34,157
They look foolish. I mean, really.
What do they have?
1143
00:59:34,157 --> 00:59:35,558
They have enthusiasm.
1144
00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:38,527
So do we!
1145
00:59:38,527 --> 00:59:40,896
And they have the love of the crowd.
Do we?
1146
00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,865
Don't even think that thought.
1147
00:59:42,865 --> 00:59:44,567
I'm just saying.
1148
00:59:44,567 --> 00:59:46,335
And I'm just saying... a
person goes against his team,
1149
00:59:46,335 --> 00:59:49,405
and he could lose his
cheerleading scholarship.
1150
00:59:49,405 --> 00:59:50,739
Let's go. We've got work to do.
1151
00:59:53,576 --> 00:59:54,710
TINA: Now, Greg!
1152
00:59:57,380 --> 01:00:00,783
(BELL TOLLING)
1153
01:00:00,783 --> 01:00:04,553
That herkie into a cupie just before
we spread the rubber with it...
1154
01:00:04,553 --> 01:00:07,290
That was almost as moving as the
helicopter landing in Miss Saigon.
1155
01:00:07,290 --> 01:00:09,225
Yeah. I... I know. For a
moment there, at the end,
1156
01:00:09,225 --> 01:00:10,826
Yeah!
1157
01:00:10,826 --> 01:00:14,263
when we won, I experienced
an emotion...
1158
01:00:14,263 --> 01:00:17,233
that I can only describe
as moderate happiness.
1159
01:00:18,401 --> 01:00:19,902
How did you know where
we were gonna be?
1160
01:00:23,306 --> 01:00:24,540
You told him?
1161
01:00:25,808 --> 01:00:27,643
Whittier, zero. Monica, four.
1162
01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:30,879
Thanks.
1163
01:00:30,879 --> 01:00:34,517
Your, uh, squad... is gonna have a
real tough time winning nationals...
1164
01:00:34,517 --> 01:00:37,553
when, technically speaking,
you don't exist.
1165
01:00:37,553 --> 01:00:39,855
(SCOFFS) Look around.
I'd say we exist.
1166
01:00:41,690 --> 01:00:43,659
Who are you?
1167
01:00:43,659 --> 01:00:46,962
Shh... It's called a
razor, scruffy boy.
1168
01:00:46,962 --> 01:00:50,399
You don't exist according to a
little thing called Section Eight...
1169
01:00:50,399 --> 01:00:53,569
of the National Collegiate
Cheer Association Bylaws.
1170
01:00:53,569 --> 01:00:55,838
Yeah. It states that,
um, each university...
1171
01:00:55,838 --> 01:00:58,441
shall be represented by one...
and only one...
1172
01:00:58,441 --> 01:01:00,843
O-N-E... cheer squad.
1173
01:01:03,546 --> 01:01:04,980
You can't do this to us.
1174
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,416
So make like a Tom and cruise.
1175
01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,718
This is modern-day imperialism.
1176
01:01:09,718 --> 01:01:10,986
Boo freaking hoo.
1177
01:01:10,986 --> 01:01:13,856
Uh, you missed
something, sweetie.
1178
01:01:13,856 --> 01:01:16,225
It does say that only one team
from State can go to nationals.
1179
01:01:16,225 --> 01:01:17,760
Sí.
1180
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,462
But it doesn't say which team.
1181
01:01:20,863 --> 01:01:22,398
That team could be us.
1182
01:01:23,299 --> 01:01:24,533
(HUFFS)
1183
01:01:26,569 --> 01:01:29,272
Even if all that is true,
it doesn't matter.
1184
01:01:29,272 --> 01:01:30,673
Mm-hmm.
1185
01:01:30,673 --> 01:01:33,342
Varsity has been going
to nationals forever.
1186
01:01:33,342 --> 01:01:34,910
That is not gonna change.
1187
01:01:34,910 --> 01:01:37,246
It just might.
1188
01:01:37,246 --> 01:01:40,249
Looks like we're at an impasse.
1189
01:01:40,249 --> 01:01:42,585
So how 'bout you and I just
figure this out right now.
1190
01:01:42,585 --> 01:01:47,423
Where did you get that? That
does not belong to you.
1191
01:01:47,423 --> 01:01:50,259
Ladies, we are not going
to settle things this way.
1192
01:01:50,259 --> 01:01:52,595
There's only one honest,
impartial person
1193
01:01:52,595 --> 01:01:53,962
on this campus who can
judge who's right.
1194
01:01:53,962 --> 01:01:54,897
(MIMICKING IN FAST VOICE)
1195
01:01:54,897 --> 01:01:57,833
(MOUSY VOICE)
1196
01:01:57,833 --> 01:02:01,704
And while I admire your spunk, Miss Smith,
this is a school built on tradition.
1197
01:02:01,704 --> 01:02:03,706
But...
1198
01:02:03,706 --> 01:02:04,973
And in this case tradition
favors Miss Hammersmith.
1199
01:02:06,575 --> 01:02:08,644
I must say, Whittier,
1200
01:02:08,644 --> 01:02:12,047
there's a lot of good, honest wisdom
behind what the dean has to say.
1201
01:02:12,047 --> 01:02:13,282
Thank you. You're welcome.
1202
01:02:13,282 --> 01:02:14,317
Sure.
1203
01:02:16,519 --> 01:02:19,422
But what about the rules? Nowhere
in the bylaws does it say...
1204
01:02:19,422 --> 01:02:21,557
that it has to be the varsity
team that goes to nationals.
1205
01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:22,958
Why can't it be us?
1206
01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,328
Well, sure. Legally,
technically...
1207
01:02:25,328 --> 01:02:28,297
if you... squint your eyes just right...
the rules say it could be you.
1208
01:02:28,297 --> 01:02:30,032
But we're talking about
seven consecutive years
1209
01:02:30,032 --> 01:02:31,767
of cheerleading excellence here.
1210
01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:33,602
I'm not gonna put
an end to that.
1211
01:02:35,871 --> 01:02:38,273
Miss Hammersmith will
go to nationals.
1212
01:02:40,476 --> 01:02:43,512
With all due respect,
Dean Sebastian,
1213
01:02:43,512 --> 01:02:46,582
I don't think that's a decision that
will go over well with the student body.
1214
01:02:46,582 --> 01:02:47,816
How do you mean?
1215
01:02:47,816 --> 01:02:50,486
I mean, if you suppress
our voices on campus,
1216
01:02:50,486 --> 01:02:54,357
you will be hearing from us in
letters to the board of trustees...
1217
01:02:54,357 --> 01:02:56,024
not to mention the
around-the-clock protestors
1218
01:02:56,024 --> 01:02:58,594
that will be outside your door.
1219
01:02:58,594 --> 01:03:02,365
Okay, okay, okay. We get it.
What the hell do you want?
1220
01:03:02,365 --> 01:03:05,401
A competition in front of
the whole student body.
1221
01:03:05,401 --> 01:03:08,003
Let them decide who's
better, your team or mine.
1222
01:03:08,003 --> 01:03:09,505
Girl on girl. Hmm.
1223
01:03:12,007 --> 01:03:13,876
Winner goes to nationals.
1224
01:03:15,478 --> 01:03:18,514
(CLEARS THROAT) Listen, Whit.
1225
01:03:20,115 --> 01:03:22,985
We're good friends, right?
1226
01:03:22,985 --> 01:03:27,523
And as a good friend, I should caution
you that such a competition...
1227
01:03:27,523 --> 01:03:30,426
could embarrass you severely.
1228
01:03:30,426 --> 01:03:33,596
It could destroy your
already-fragile psyche.
1229
01:03:35,398 --> 01:03:38,401
Well, that's a risk I'm
willing to take, Tina.
1230
01:03:38,401 --> 01:03:40,569
(GROANS) She can't
do this, can she?
1231
01:03:40,569 --> 01:03:42,337
Actually, Miss Hammersmith, I
think it's a splendid idea.
1232
01:03:43,939 --> 01:03:44,973
We'll have a competition.
1233
01:03:44,973 --> 01:03:46,575
What?
1234
01:03:46,575 --> 01:03:48,110
Thank you.
1235
01:03:48,110 --> 01:03:49,912
We'll have a competition
in the field house...
1236
01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,147
this coming Saturday. What?
1237
01:03:52,147 --> 01:03:54,082
Wait. That's the day after tomorrow.
(GIGGLING)
1238
01:03:54,082 --> 01:03:56,151
If you'll excuse me, ladies,
I have a lunch date.
1239
01:03:56,151 --> 01:03:57,786
We can't be ready by then.
1240
01:03:57,786 --> 01:04:00,389
TINA: We'll be ready.
Yes, you will.
1241
01:04:00,389 --> 01:04:01,457
This can't be happening.
1242
01:04:01,457 --> 01:04:03,058
Oh, yes, it can.
1243
01:04:03,058 --> 01:04:04,993
You're the one who asked for
the competition. Good day.
1244
01:04:05,961 --> 01:04:08,030
Ready to back out yet?
1245
01:04:08,030 --> 01:04:10,933
Are you kidding me? After
the way you treated us?
1246
01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,968
You know I used to
look up to you?
1247
01:04:12,968 --> 01:04:14,937
But that was before I
found out who you are.
1248
01:04:14,937 --> 01:04:16,639
An insecure "tanorexic."
1249
01:04:18,073 --> 01:04:20,943
Listen to me, you hobbit.
1250
01:04:20,943 --> 01:04:22,911
After this idiotic
competition is over,
1251
01:04:22,911 --> 01:04:24,913
you'll be praying you were me.
1252
01:04:24,913 --> 01:04:28,417
You'll be finished as a
cheerleader and finished here.
1253
01:04:28,417 --> 01:04:31,487
I will knock you so far down
you'll be in the cafeteria...
1254
01:04:31,487 --> 01:04:34,490
with your edgy, freak of a boyfriend,
putting grapes in the Jell-O molds.
1255
01:04:34,490 --> 01:04:36,091
Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.
1256
01:04:36,091 --> 01:04:37,893
Don't be all up in my Kool-Aid.
1257
01:04:42,097 --> 01:04:42,998
What does that mean?
1258
01:04:44,132 --> 01:04:46,068
(INSTRUMENTAL)
1259
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,579
The Stingers hoops team won their
first exhibition contest 72-54.
1260
01:04:56,579 --> 01:04:58,614
And the women's softball
squad dropped both games...
1261
01:04:58,614 --> 01:05:00,583
of a doubleheader
against State A&M.
1262
01:05:02,485 --> 01:05:05,854
And now it's time for the
CSC News Eye On Sports.
1263
01:05:05,854 --> 01:05:09,458
On location is beat
reporter Colleen Lipman.
1264
01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:13,028
Thanks, Colleen. The campus
is in a frenzy this week,
1265
01:05:13,028 --> 01:05:16,164
thanks to the big cheerleading showdown
in the field house this Saturday.
1266
01:05:16,164 --> 01:05:19,735
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, you sissy!
1267
01:05:19,735 --> 01:05:22,671
COLLEEN: The varsity cheer team has
been vigorously training for the event.
1268
01:05:22,671 --> 01:05:26,008
I'm totally not tired.
Why are y'all so tired?
1269
01:05:26,008 --> 01:05:30,979
And State cheerleading legend, Tina Hammersmith,
is confident about her team's chances.
1270
01:05:30,979 --> 01:05:33,782
This is nothing new to us. We've
defeated some of the best...
1271
01:05:33,782 --> 01:05:36,519
intercollegiate competition
ever assembled.
1272
01:05:36,519 --> 01:05:39,822
This amateur squad is
just a speed bump...
1273
01:05:39,822 --> 01:05:40,656
on the way to nationals.
1274
01:05:42,725 --> 01:05:46,629
Excusez-moi One sec.
1275
01:05:46,629 --> 01:05:48,797
Let's go! I didn't say stop.
1276
01:05:48,797 --> 01:05:51,534
COLLEEN: How important
is victory on Saturday?
1277
01:05:51,534 --> 01:05:55,538
Oh. It's very important.
It's very important.
1278
01:05:55,538 --> 01:05:58,273
It... It's very important.
This is very, very...
1279
01:05:58,273 --> 01:06:00,676
I... I cannot tell you
how important this is.
1280
01:06:02,945 --> 01:06:06,214
It's a... It's pretty...
pretty important.
1281
01:06:06,214 --> 01:06:08,917
Meanwhile, some people
around campus...
1282
01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:13,088
are starting to dub the upstart
competition as... the Renegades.
1283
01:06:13,088 --> 01:06:14,857
Head cheerleader,
Whittier Smith,
1284
01:06:14,857 --> 01:06:17,526
insists her squad
is ready to go.
1285
01:06:17,526 --> 01:06:20,162
We are definitely going to win.
1286
01:06:20,162 --> 01:06:23,699
We've got a great team, we've worked
extremely hard and it's gonna be tough, but,
1287
01:06:23,699 --> 01:06:25,968
you know, Rocky beat
Apollo Creed, right?
1288
01:06:25,968 --> 01:06:28,136
MAN: Uh, Whit, he lost. He what?
1289
01:06:28,136 --> 01:06:30,939
He lost. He lost
to Apollo Creed?
1290
01:06:30,939 --> 01:06:35,644
COLLEEN: To train for the event, the
Renegades have taken an unusual approach,
1291
01:06:35,644 --> 01:06:39,848
cheering for typically under-appreciated
teams such as the diving team,
1292
01:06:39,848 --> 01:06:43,018
the bowling club and
the fencing squad.
1293
01:06:43,018 --> 01:06:46,589
ALL: Stab him. Stab him.
Poke him in the eye.
1294
01:06:46,589 --> 01:06:49,324
Run the sword through
till his blood runs dry.
1295
01:06:49,324 --> 01:06:50,525
En garde!
1296
01:06:52,995 --> 01:06:56,965
Well, some people look at an
impossible situation and ask why.
1297
01:06:56,965 --> 01:06:59,534
Others look at the same
situation and ask, why not?
1298
01:07:00,869 --> 01:07:02,838
For the competition on Saturday,
1299
01:07:02,838 --> 01:07:05,674
I'm asking myself why.
1300
01:07:05,674 --> 01:07:10,045
Why bother? In a billion years we'll all
be obliterated by a black hole anyway.
1301
01:07:10,045 --> 01:07:12,915
There you have it, Colleen.
Back to you.
1302
01:07:12,915 --> 01:07:14,016
Thanks, Colleen.
1303
01:07:29,197 --> 01:07:33,035
Seven, eight. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.
1304
01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:36,872
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1305
01:07:36,872 --> 01:07:37,706
(ALL CHEERING) Yeah!
1306
01:07:37,706 --> 01:07:39,708
Shh, shh, shh.
1307
01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:42,645
You guys, we can't let anybody know
we're in here. Really, really good job.
1308
01:07:42,645 --> 01:07:43,712
Don't leave any of your stuff.
1309
01:07:43,712 --> 01:07:44,913
All right.
1310
01:07:45,714 --> 01:07:47,382
Think we're ready?
1311
01:07:47,382 --> 01:07:50,919
Well, no one fell tonight.
I'm pretty happy about that.
1312
01:07:50,919 --> 01:07:52,287
Um, Whittier, can I
talk to you alone?
1313
01:07:52,287 --> 01:07:53,922
Yeah. Francis, what's up?
1314
01:07:53,922 --> 01:07:56,759
Uh, I'm gonna level with you.
1315
01:07:56,759 --> 01:07:59,695
I'm getting very nervous
about tomorrow. Okay?
1316
01:07:59,695 --> 01:08:02,665
And I'm thinking about
violating myself tonight.
1317
01:08:03,899 --> 01:08:06,969
It's an actor
relaxation technique.
1318
01:08:06,969 --> 01:08:09,271
What I need to know from you
is what does Whittier think?
1319
01:08:09,271 --> 01:08:11,006
Is that a bad idea, or...
1320
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,076
Well, it really depends.
1321
01:08:14,076 --> 01:08:18,847
Uh, would you say violating yourself
usually hurts you or helps you?
1322
01:08:18,847 --> 01:08:22,718
Oh, I'd say it's made me
the actor that I am today.
1323
01:08:24,119 --> 01:08:26,388
Okay. Then I would say hold off.
1324
01:08:26,388 --> 01:08:28,190
Will do, chief. Okay.
1325
01:08:28,190 --> 01:08:32,260
Well, well, well. If it isn't
the blond leading the bland.
1326
01:08:32,260 --> 01:08:34,963
Last minute cram
session, kiddie kiddos?
1327
01:08:34,963 --> 01:08:36,431
Why don't you guys worry
about your own team?
1328
01:08:36,431 --> 01:08:38,400
That's what a real
leader would do.
1329
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,737
Oh. Is that what a
real leader would do?
1330
01:08:41,737 --> 01:08:45,173
A real leader wouldn't be
practicing at midnight, Whit.
1331
01:08:45,173 --> 01:08:47,175
You can drill a loser
all night long,
1332
01:08:47,175 --> 01:08:50,445
and in the morning, you
still got a loser.
1333
01:08:50,445 --> 01:08:53,115
Put makeup on a pig...
It's still a pig.
1334
01:08:53,115 --> 01:08:54,449
Oink, oink, oink, oink.
(GIGGLES)
1335
01:08:54,449 --> 01:08:55,350
(GIGGLES)
1336
01:08:56,852 --> 01:08:59,021
You wanna hear our
cheer for tomorrow?
1337
01:08:59,021 --> 01:09:02,024
We're ready, we're fit, we'll
smack you like a little bitch.
1338
01:09:02,024 --> 01:09:06,261
Oh-ho. We're tough, we're lean,
step to us and we'll get mean.
1339
01:09:06,261 --> 01:09:09,164
Hey, ho, you know. We'll
put you on the flo'.
1340
01:09:09,164 --> 01:09:11,266
Dust off your spankies.
Stand up and get some mo'.
1341
01:09:13,435 --> 01:09:17,005
Don't cry, don't pout,
don't have yourself a cow.
1342
01:09:17,005 --> 01:09:20,275
You're gonna get whupped. Your
mommy can't help you now.
1343
01:09:20,275 --> 01:09:22,010
(WOMAN GIGGLES) Come on. You
can do better than that.
1344
01:09:22,010 --> 01:09:24,012
I can do better, bitch.
Let's go.
1345
01:09:24,012 --> 01:09:25,814
Come on. Marni, chill.
1346
01:09:25,814 --> 01:09:27,482
Marni. No.
1347
01:09:27,482 --> 01:09:29,017
Get back here! We are
not finished with this.
1348
01:09:29,017 --> 01:09:31,253
Hey, hey! Ow. Okay.
1349
01:09:31,253 --> 01:09:33,455
Watch the face. Okay, girls,
1350
01:09:33,455 --> 01:09:35,390
slap and tickle time is over.
1351
01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:38,260
Oh. Ow! (GRUNTS)
1352
01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:41,329
Oh! Right. There you go.
1353
01:09:43,098 --> 01:09:44,833
Ow. (GROANS)
1354
01:09:45,901 --> 01:09:49,504
Ow. Ow.
1355
01:09:49,504 --> 01:09:51,940
Little, uh, concealer will
help that situation there.
1356
01:09:56,011 --> 01:09:57,412
(GROANS) Tina!
1357
01:09:58,246 --> 01:10:00,182
(BEEP ON P.A.)
1358
01:10:00,182 --> 01:10:01,817
WOMAN ON P.A: Paging Dr.
Stateman.
1359
01:10:01,817 --> 01:10:03,185
(GROANS)
1360
01:10:03,185 --> 01:10:06,088
I'm fine, you guys.
1361
01:10:06,088 --> 01:10:08,957
Yeah? Can you hold me up in the air
with three crushed metacarpals?
1362
01:10:08,957 --> 01:10:11,459
Of course. Ow! Shit!
1363
01:10:13,061 --> 01:10:15,931
We should just call
Tina and forfeit.
1364
01:10:15,931 --> 01:10:18,901
Yeah, you know what. I don't
think we have a choice.
1365
01:10:18,901 --> 01:10:22,805
I guess tomorrow I'll go back to doing
Phantom of the Opera in my dorm room. Hmm.
1366
01:10:22,805 --> 01:10:25,540
Wait. Hold up, guys. Listen.
1367
01:10:25,540 --> 01:10:29,377
Tomorrow we are gonna go into that field
house and get in front of those students.
1368
01:10:29,377 --> 01:10:32,047
And as sure as I'm standing here
right now, I can assure you that...
1369
01:10:36,351 --> 01:10:38,086
that we might suck.
1370
01:10:38,086 --> 01:10:41,056
We might totally suck, but
to a real cheerleader...
1371
01:10:41,056 --> 01:10:43,091
it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
(DOOR OPENS)
1372
01:10:43,091 --> 01:10:46,028
It only matters if you try
as hard as you can...
1373
01:10:46,028 --> 01:10:49,031
if you give it every ounce
of spirit you've got.
1374
01:10:49,031 --> 01:10:50,265
So, what do you say?
1375
01:10:52,267 --> 01:10:55,170
Who wants to suck tomorrow?
1376
01:10:55,170 --> 01:10:58,807
You know what? If there's one thing
I'm good at in this world...
1377
01:10:58,807 --> 01:10:59,975
it's sucking.
1378
01:11:01,043 --> 01:11:02,945
I'm in! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1379
01:11:02,945 --> 01:11:04,379
Hey.
1380
01:11:04,379 --> 01:11:06,915
Why suck if you could not suck?
1381
01:11:06,915 --> 01:11:09,351
Because we're missing Francis.
It's gonna be hard.
1382
01:11:09,351 --> 01:11:11,019
Well, could you guys use a sub?
1383
01:11:12,287 --> 01:11:15,357
You're gonna lose
your scholarship.
1384
01:11:15,357 --> 01:11:18,861
Yeah, well, whatever I lose in
financial aid, I'll gain in testicles!
1385
01:11:18,861 --> 01:11:19,962
So I'm in!
1386
01:11:19,962 --> 01:11:21,263
(ALL CHATTERING)
1387
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,401
MAN: Okay. All right.
1388
01:11:28,003 --> 01:11:31,406
Come on. Let's go.
Twenty-five, 26, 27,
1389
01:11:31,406 --> 01:11:34,176
28, 29, 30.
1390
01:11:34,176 --> 01:11:35,143
More.
1391
01:11:37,245 --> 01:11:38,180
More.
1392
01:11:40,515 --> 01:11:43,618
More! Oh! Oh! Give me that!
(GROANS)
1393
01:11:43,618 --> 01:11:44,552
(DANCE) Co... Come on
1394
01:11:46,154 --> 01:11:47,189
How are you feelin'?
1395
01:11:47,189 --> 01:11:48,456
I feel like I wanna smile.
1396
01:11:48,456 --> 01:11:49,391
Good! Hey!
1397
01:11:52,227 --> 01:11:54,429
Ow. Ooh. You ready
to kick a little?
1398
01:11:54,429 --> 01:11:55,430
Bring it!
1399
01:11:57,132 --> 01:11:58,200
(MIMICKING BEATBOX)
1400
01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:03,505
I'm feelin' a little nervous
A little, little nervous
1401
01:12:03,505 --> 01:12:04,873
(BEATBOX)
1402
01:12:06,408 --> 01:12:08,410
I really have to pee
Really, really have to pee
1403
01:12:16,151 --> 01:12:17,385
Check. Check.
1404
01:12:19,421 --> 01:12:20,455
Check! (FEEDBACK)
1405
01:12:22,557 --> 01:12:23,591
Varsity!
1406
01:12:25,327 --> 01:12:26,628
TINA: Okay. Here we go.
1407
01:12:28,196 --> 01:12:29,464
Here, muskrat! Set! (GROANS)
1408
01:12:31,666 --> 01:12:34,336
Don't screw up. Pecs out.
1409
01:12:34,336 --> 01:12:36,404
Where's your water bra?
I gave it to you!
1410
01:12:36,404 --> 01:12:38,974
Did you bleach your teeth?
Did you shave? God.
1411
01:12:40,442 --> 01:12:42,477
Everybody, find
your happy place.
1412
01:12:42,477 --> 01:12:43,345
Mmm.
1413
01:12:49,217 --> 01:12:53,321
California State College, are
you ready for a showdown?
1414
01:12:53,321 --> 01:12:55,090
(CHEERING)
1415
01:12:59,594 --> 01:13:02,564
MAN: Colleen, we love you!
1416
01:13:02,564 --> 01:13:06,168
First up is your very own
varsity cheerleading squad.
1417
01:13:06,168 --> 01:13:08,203
No! (GROANS)
1418
01:13:08,203 --> 01:13:11,073
Let's go! Go, go, go! Let's go!
1419
01:13:11,073 --> 01:13:13,341
WOMAN: Let's go! Let's go, Stingers!
Go, Stingers!
1420
01:13:13,341 --> 01:13:15,077
(ALL CHEERING)
1421
01:13:15,077 --> 01:13:16,278
Go, Stingers!
1422
01:13:19,314 --> 01:13:20,182
WOMAN: Let's go!
1423
01:13:30,292 --> 01:13:33,361
Varsity! Varsity! Varsity!
1424
01:13:33,361 --> 01:13:35,663
Varsity! Varsity! Varsity!
1425
01:13:40,969 --> 01:13:43,205
Let's go, Stingers. Let's go!
1426
01:13:43,205 --> 01:13:44,439
(WOLF WHISTLE)
1427
01:13:48,510 --> 01:13:52,314
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1428
01:13:52,314 --> 01:13:57,319
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina!
1429
01:13:57,319 --> 01:13:58,653
(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
1430
01:13:58,653 --> 01:14:00,488
Come on, you guys.
1431
01:14:00,488 --> 01:14:01,523
MAN: Come on, guys. Let's go!
1432
01:14:01,523 --> 01:14:03,125
MAN 2: Come on, guys.
1433
01:14:05,193 --> 01:14:06,761
MAN 1: Let's get
this show started!
1434
01:14:06,761 --> 01:14:08,696
(DANCE)
1435
01:14:08,696 --> 01:14:10,132
(CROWD CHEERING)
1436
01:14:16,071 --> 01:14:19,741
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
Go, Sammy!
1437
01:14:19,741 --> 01:14:22,477
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1438
01:14:22,477 --> 01:14:25,713
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1439
01:14:25,713 --> 01:14:27,582
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1440
01:14:29,484 --> 01:14:32,287
(ENDS)
1441
01:14:32,287 --> 01:14:34,589
(CROWD CHEERING)
1442
01:14:36,758 --> 01:14:37,659
(DANCE) Let's go
1443
01:14:43,498 --> 01:14:45,600
(CONTINUES)
1444
01:14:48,503 --> 01:14:51,173
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1445
01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:54,476
(CONTINUES)
1446
01:15:10,158 --> 01:15:12,560
(CONTINUES)
1447
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,596
Oh, yeah Here we go
1448
01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:18,233
Here we go H-H-H-Here we go
1449
01:15:22,504 --> 01:15:24,339
(MOUTHING WORD)
1450
01:15:24,339 --> 01:15:26,674
Uhh, uhh Go, go, go, go, go
1451
01:15:26,674 --> 01:15:28,676
R-R-R-Raise your hands
all up in the air
1452
01:15:28,676 --> 01:15:30,345
Raise your hands
all up in the air
1453
01:15:30,345 --> 01:15:33,348
Raise your hands your
hands, your hands
1454
01:15:39,854 --> 01:15:42,690
(CONTINUES)
1455
01:16:04,546 --> 01:16:06,714
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
1456
01:16:06,714 --> 01:16:09,517
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1457
01:16:09,517 --> 01:16:11,419
Ooh, yeah we know it
1458
01:16:11,419 --> 01:16:13,155
We are the best (LIP-SYNCHING)
1459
01:16:16,391 --> 01:16:18,260
We, we We, we Are, are
1460
01:16:18,260 --> 01:16:19,427
The, the, the
1461
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,302
Here we go Here we go Here we go
1462
01:16:31,373 --> 01:16:33,141
(CHEERING)
1463
01:16:37,879 --> 01:16:39,181
Yeah! Yeah!
1464
01:16:45,353 --> 01:16:48,790
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1465
01:16:48,790 --> 01:16:52,360
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina!
1466
01:16:54,262 --> 01:16:55,863
Let's go! Number one!
1467
01:16:57,599 --> 01:16:59,834
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1468
01:17:06,408 --> 01:17:07,609
Let's do this.
1469
01:17:12,714 --> 01:17:13,948
(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
1470
01:17:13,948 --> 01:17:15,683
(ALL CHATTERING)
1471
01:17:15,683 --> 01:17:17,952
Next we have a new group.
1472
01:17:17,952 --> 01:17:20,488
Please welcome the...
1473
01:17:20,488 --> 01:17:22,357
quote, Renegades, unquote.
1474
01:17:27,595 --> 01:17:28,930
(CHUCKLING)
1475
01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:30,665
(GREGORIAN CHANT)
1476
01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:37,439
WOMAN: Nice outfits!
1477
01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:38,773
MAN: You guys suck!
1478
01:17:44,979 --> 01:17:46,214
(CONTINUES) MAN:
Monks can't cheer!
1479
01:17:52,387 --> 01:17:54,489
(ENDS)
1480
01:17:54,489 --> 01:17:58,626
Welcome, ladies and
gents of all ages.
1481
01:17:58,626 --> 01:18:02,264
Feast your eyes on a
"cheergasm" like no man...
1482
01:18:02,264 --> 01:18:03,465
has seen before.
1483
01:18:04,299 --> 01:18:05,333
Hit it
1484
01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:06,301
(DANCE)
1485
01:18:09,304 --> 01:18:10,338
Yeah!
1486
01:18:11,306 --> 01:18:13,441
Ooh!
1487
01:18:13,441 --> 01:18:15,710
(CONTINUES)
1488
01:18:23,951 --> 01:18:26,421
Get crazy
1489
01:18:26,421 --> 01:18:27,522
(CONTINUES)
1490
01:18:27,522 --> 01:18:28,523
(INDISTINCT)
1491
01:18:28,523 --> 01:18:30,692
Crazy
1492
01:18:32,494 --> 01:18:34,696
(CROWD CHEERING)
1493
01:18:55,650 --> 01:18:57,485
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1494
01:19:55,777 --> 01:19:58,045
MAN: Yeah! Whoo!
1495
01:20:10,091 --> 01:20:12,527
(CONTINUES)
1496
01:20:15,062 --> 01:20:16,798
Get crazy The heat is on
1497
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,935
Get crazy Crazy, crazy, crazy
1498
01:20:23,605 --> 01:20:24,906
Stingers!
1499
01:20:31,713 --> 01:20:34,616
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
1500
01:20:36,451 --> 01:20:38,720
Ow. It's cool. Okay.
1501
01:20:46,027 --> 01:20:47,862
Yeah! Come on!
1502
01:20:49,597 --> 01:20:50,832
Yeah!
1503
01:20:57,839 --> 01:20:59,541
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1504
01:21:08,182 --> 01:21:09,917
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) (LAUGHTER)
1505
01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:11,152
(WOMAN YELLING)
1506
01:21:12,086 --> 01:21:14,722
SEBASTIAN: Damn kids.
1507
01:21:14,722 --> 01:21:16,491
MAN: Come on. WOMAN:
Let's just do it.
1508
01:21:16,491 --> 01:21:20,061
Hi, everyone. I'm
Dean Sebastian.
1509
01:21:20,061 --> 01:21:23,998
I want to thank both teams for putting
on a really wonderful display.
1510
01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,802
It reminds me of
my student days.
1511
01:21:27,802 --> 01:21:29,203
(ALL GROANING)
1512
01:21:29,203 --> 01:21:32,039
Of course, back in those days...
1513
01:21:32,039 --> 01:21:35,042
the cheers weren't
quite as complicated.
1514
01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,479
Just tell us the winner,
will you, please?
1515
01:21:38,913 --> 01:21:40,181
Okay. Thank you.
1516
01:21:42,950 --> 01:21:46,588
The winner, representing
Cal State College...
1517
01:21:46,588 --> 01:21:48,756
at the National Cheerleading
Championships...
1518
01:21:53,861 --> 01:21:55,029
MAN: Come on!
1519
01:21:56,230 --> 01:21:58,032
MAN 2: Come on!
1520
01:21:58,032 --> 01:21:59,501
(CROWD MUTTERING)
1521
01:22:00,602 --> 01:22:01,936
WOMAN: Let's go! Come on!
1522
01:22:03,705 --> 01:22:05,039
The Renegades! Yeah!
1523
01:22:13,581 --> 01:22:14,816
Yeah! Yeah!
1524
01:22:21,823 --> 01:22:24,258
(SQUEALING)
1525
01:22:24,258 --> 01:22:25,226
(SOBBING)
1526
01:22:32,734 --> 01:22:35,002
You are so pathetic!
1527
01:22:35,002 --> 01:22:37,972
You're pathetic! I know
you wax your butt!
1528
01:22:37,972 --> 01:22:40,742
Do you actually think
your roots are natural?
1529
01:22:40,742 --> 01:22:41,943
You are not born with roots!
1530
01:22:41,943 --> 01:22:43,511
(GASPS)
1531
01:22:43,511 --> 01:22:44,946
(SQUEAKY VOICE) I was too!
1532
01:22:46,781 --> 01:22:47,982
You did it! I know!
1533
01:22:49,751 --> 01:22:51,252
(SHRIEKS) What'd you think?
1534
01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,021
You're right. You sucked.
1535
01:22:54,021 --> 01:22:55,690
(FRUSTRATED GROAN)
1536
01:22:57,058 --> 01:23:00,595
Janice. Towel. Immediately!
1537
01:23:00,595 --> 01:23:02,229
Marni. I quit. Immediately.
1538
01:23:03,798 --> 01:23:04,766
(GASPS)
1539
01:23:05,867 --> 01:23:07,168
Excuse me.
1540
01:23:07,168 --> 01:23:08,970
Oh. Hi.
1541
01:23:08,970 --> 01:23:12,874
Uh, I just wanted
to say nice job.
1542
01:23:12,874 --> 01:23:16,243
(CLEARS THROAT) Your
routine was good.
1543
01:23:16,243 --> 01:23:18,913
Inconsistent and a tad
pedestrian at times, but good.
1544
01:23:20,114 --> 01:23:22,550
Wow. Thanks. I'm
not exactly s...
1545
01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:24,719
On behalf of the
administration and alumni
1546
01:23:24,719 --> 01:23:26,921
I wanna offer you
and your team...
1547
01:23:26,921 --> 01:23:28,956
the full backing of the college.
1548
01:23:28,956 --> 01:23:32,326
You're our new varsity
cheerleading squad.
1549
01:23:32,326 --> 01:23:36,798
It'll be a thrill to work with the new...
bomb diggity.
1550
01:23:36,798 --> 01:23:39,133
Now if you'll excuse me,
ladies, I have a lunch date.
1551
01:23:41,035 --> 01:23:42,103
(EXHALES)
1552
01:23:43,337 --> 01:23:46,207
So, we might need a
sub for nationals.
1553
01:23:47,108 --> 01:23:50,311
Really? Wait. Wait.
1554
01:23:50,311 --> 01:23:52,079
You and me on the same team?
1555
01:23:52,079 --> 01:23:54,749
Of course, you'd have
to audition first.
1556
01:23:54,749 --> 01:23:55,983
I don't audition.
1557
01:23:57,051 --> 01:23:58,019
Hmm.
1558
01:23:59,186 --> 01:24:00,622
Suit yourself.
1559
01:24:03,224 --> 01:24:05,860
But maybe I can come
help you out, you know.
1560
01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:08,195
I'll have to check my
"sched." I could bring Marni.
1561
01:24:08,195 --> 01:24:10,932
(SQUEALS) Or not. I never even
really liked her anyways.
1562
01:24:10,932 --> 01:24:12,900
It's just, I was thinking Friday
1563
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:15,603
we could get some "fro-yo,"
do some choreography.
1564
01:24:15,603 --> 01:24:17,939
You know, you guys.
1565
01:24:17,939 --> 01:24:20,908
TINA: Whittier, you have such great hair.
I just... Who does your color?
1566
01:24:20,908 --> 01:24:23,144
Marker. Hmm.
1567
01:24:23,144 --> 01:24:26,213
Uh... S... I expect more...
(GROANS)
1568
01:24:26,213 --> 01:24:28,349
Well, she's a sh...
sinking ship.
1569
01:24:28,349 --> 01:24:29,283
MAN: Let's do that again.
1570
01:24:29,283 --> 01:24:31,853
Oh, my God!
1571
01:24:31,853 --> 01:24:35,289
You're a real tough cookie with
a long history (LIP-SYNCHING)
1572
01:24:35,289 --> 01:24:38,960
Of breaking little hearts
like the one in me
1573
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,363
That's okay Let's
see how you do it
1574
01:24:42,363 --> 01:24:45,867
Put up your dukes
Let's get down to it
1575
01:24:45,867 --> 01:24:49,003
Hit me with your best shot
1576
01:24:49,003 --> 01:24:52,940
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
1577
01:24:52,940 --> 01:24:54,876
Hit me with your best shot
1578
01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:55,977
(GRUNTS)
1579
01:24:55,977 --> 01:24:56,944
Fire away
1580
01:25:00,181 --> 01:25:02,817
You come on with a come-on,
You don't fight fair
1581
01:25:04,051 --> 01:25:07,121
But that's okay See if I care
1582
01:25:07,121 --> 01:25:10,658
Knock me down It's all in vain
1583
01:25:10,658 --> 01:25:14,261
I get right back
on my feet again
1584
01:25:14,261 --> 01:25:17,398
Hit me with your best shot
1585
01:25:17,398 --> 01:25:19,333
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
1586
01:25:21,368 --> 01:25:23,905
Hit me with your best shot
1587
01:25:23,905 --> 01:25:26,774
Fire away
1588
01:25:26,774 --> 01:25:29,711
Who can settle this and
judge it who's right.
1589
01:25:29,711 --> 01:25:31,445
Oh, yeah? Yes!
1590
01:25:31,445 --> 01:25:32,446
MAN: That's a cut.
Almost had it.
1591
01:25:32,446 --> 01:25:34,215
(GIGGLES)
1592
01:25:34,215 --> 01:25:36,050
(GUITAR SOLO)
1593
01:25:44,726 --> 01:25:47,862
Hit me with your best shot
1594
01:25:47,862 --> 01:25:51,833
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
1595
01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:54,201
Hit me with your best shot
1596
01:25:54,201 --> 01:25:55,770
Fire away
1597
01:25:59,073 --> 01:26:03,110
Give me an "S-S."
Give me a "T-R." Err!
1598
01:26:03,110 --> 01:26:06,013
(GRUNTS) You know I'm about
to get twisted, baby!
1599
01:26:06,013 --> 01:26:07,214
Hit me with your best shot
1600
01:26:07,214 --> 01:26:08,415
It's really not coming off.
1601
01:26:08,415 --> 01:26:09,416
Fire away
1602
01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:10,317
Away!
1603
01:26:15,723 --> 01:26:17,892
Fire away
1604
01:26:17,892 --> 01:26:18,760
Yeah!
1605
01:26:22,797 --> 01:26:24,331
Fire away
1606
01:26:24,331 --> 01:26:25,499
WHITTIER: God, are you
losing your drawers?
1607
01:26:25,499 --> 01:26:26,400
Sorry.
1608
01:26:29,904 --> 01:26:34,308
Fire away
1609
01:26:36,310 --> 01:26:37,912
And cut!
1610
01:26:38,913 --> 01:26:40,714
(ALL CHEERING)
1611
01:26:49,523 --> 01:26:50,724
You just wait till game day.
She'll be perfect.
1612
01:26:50,724 --> 01:26:52,226
(IMITATING WHITTIER) Oh, she's
gonna be perfect on game day.
1613
01:26:52,226 --> 01:26:53,861
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
1614
01:26:56,097 --> 01:26:57,198
Shh!
1615
01:26:59,133 --> 01:27:00,768
(DANCE) C-Come on
1616
01:27:19,887 --> 01:27:21,422
C-Come on
1617
01:27:56,190 --> 01:27:57,258
(HIP-HOP)
1618
01:27:57,258 --> 01:27:58,392
(MAN RAPPING)
1619
01:27:58,392 --> 01:27:59,326
(INDISTINCT)
1620
01:28:01,362 --> 01:28:03,264
(VOICE SKIPPING)
1621
01:28:07,368 --> 01:28:09,003
(RAPPING CONTINUES)
1622
01:28:09,003 --> 01:28:10,371
(INDISTINCT)
1623
01:28:14,842 --> 01:28:17,578
(CONTINUES)
1624
01:28:20,581 --> 01:28:22,316
C-Come on
1625
01:28:28,355 --> 01:28:30,224
Come on
1626
01:29:27,481 --> 01:29:29,450
(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
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