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Ah, I wasn't sure you'd be able to untangle yourself
from the sheets and my nephew long enough
to answer Daddy's call.
Unclutch your pearls, Sissy.
I wouldn't want you to choke on your self-righteousness.
Girls.
Why did Granddad throw up the Dupree Bat-Signal?
I have no idea. Apparently, I'm always in the dark.
Hi, girls.
-So good to see you, sweetheart. -Good to see you, too.
MARTIN: Mom.
Big bro, why didn't you tell me about the death?
-What? -Of your
facial muscles. They must have died
trying to keep up those bags from under your eyes.
Thanks for your concern, but this exhausted look
is only temporary. I just couldn't sleep.
Oh, baby. Another nightmare?
Granddad, what's the fire? What couldn't wait?
ANITA: I couldn't.
I was hiding in the garden, waiting for you to gather.
[laughter]
-Hey, baby. -Wow.
Come on, bring it in here.
Hi, Gran.
Sweetheart, thank you, thank you, thank you.
[sighs] Thank God.
Thank God, indeed.
I tried, neph,
but Nicole's walls are firmly in place
and mind made up.
She's convinced Dani robbed the cradle.
I've never seen her like this.
-Mad? -Unforgiving.
Well, that's on me. I mean, I messed up so badly,
she thinks any secret's a betrayal.
But she loves you and Dani, and her anger will fade.
I don't know. She seems pretty far
from the land of forgiveness all around.
Well, I earned it. You know,
I wronged my wife. But you, I mean, you just
fell into this thing with Dani, and...
By the way, uh, what are you calling it?
I don't even know.
My rolling stone nephew decides to stop rolling,
and Dani stops chasing her ex around with a bat.
Just give it a minute.
Nicole will see how much both of you have changed for the better
and eventually get on board.
Nah, I don't know if that's gonna happen.
Why not?
I'm in, but I don't think Dani is.
Not even close.
โช โช
ANDRE: Looking good.
I'm trying to look composed and confident.
Ah, well, you might need a little more work on that.
Hey, I'm kidding.
You've got this, coz.
-Thanks, Andre. -Come on.
[chuckles]
-Hmm. -[knock on door]
Come in.
What are you doing?
Smile, first day.
[both laugh]
Now to capture a thousand more firsts
to make up for what we missed out on.
The office is going to be a little bit cramped
while the clinic is being renovated.
Yeah, well, the temporary setup
where the rest of the staff is working is pretty tight, too.
But I can set up my tablet and laptop anywhere.
So, I figured you'd want me to get more familiar
with payroll and billing first?
So who do I talk to about that?
You're going to learn everything from me, the source.
Since Kat's unavailable.
Let's not play. "Unwilling" is the word you're looking for.
She'll come around.
Have a seat.
So, what's the area you need the most help in?
[chuckles]
Uh, that would be patients who want me to turn them
into Boris Kodjoe or Lupita Nyong'o
with the wave of my scalpel.
What would you fix about me?
I know you had to have done Kat's nose.
Kat inherited her nose just like you inherited yours.
You two are too beautiful for my scalpel.
Thanks, Ted.
I'm sure you've had people expecting miracles
in your styling chair.
Yeah, there were a few girls who were low-key devastated
not to find Teyana Taylor's cheekbones
when they traded their weave in for pixie cuts.
See, there's a skill that Kat didn't have when she started.
You're going to help difficult clients
know that plastic surgery is about confidence
and being comfortable in your own skin.
Oh, I'd better write that down.
The one thing I have that Kat doesn't.
Woo-hoo.
Yeah, I'm not taking on any away assignments.
WOMAN [over P.A.]: Rapid response to room 333.
What's keeping me in the DMV?
I'm... still trying to figure that out.
Uh, later.
Ashley.
ASHLEY: Hi.
Hey, I'm sorry we couldn't connect yesterday.
How you feeling?
That bad?
Derek made it official.
We're over.
Oh, Ashley.
I didn't think he would ever let you go.
It wasn't all him.
I know it took me a while to say it,
but the second Derek stood up from one knee
and I wasn't wearing that ring...
[sighs] ...we both knew.
I hurt him.
That's the worst part.
Wanting different things doesn't make you a bad person.
How do you do that?
I was in a complete funk.
But after what you just said...
I'm feeling better.
[laughter]
Mother, you are glowing like the icon you are.
And you're welcome, BTW, for tricking you
-up onto that karaoke stage. -Mm-hmm.
Do you always have to make yourself the beginning
and the end to everything, Sissy?
You can't just rewrite the truth.
We all encouraged Mother.
Karaoke was Naomi's idea.
How long do we have you for?
One day only.
But I could just not let another moment pass
without laying eyes and hugs on my family.
VERNON: Okay, Duprees.
We need to move if we're all going to get
-a chance to talk to her. -We were talking to her.
You'll each have a turn
for a private conversation with our visiting star.
Ooh la la. We each get a reception with the queen,
which I am totally fine with, by the way.
I love having you to myself.
Great.
Then I will start with you, my little troublemaker.
Apt description.
All right. Spill.
I haven't seen that much shade
thrown from your sister to you since the incident
of the borrowed jeans in prep school.
Well, it's good you're sitting down.
What did you do, Dani?
Danielle?
It's more like who or whom.
I am doing...
Andre Richardson.
Okay, here, you click here and then, boom,
the hours are sent directly to payroll. Got it?
No, but I will.
Oh, well, I'll walk you through each one.
-It's no problem. -No, you're too busy
to do all that.
Maybe there's like a manual or something.
I'll make time.
A discrepancy could mean a missed paycheck.
Well, I know that paycheck-to-paycheck life.
I never want to screw that up.
We also have to make sure
the clinic's accreditation certificate is current
so that we are meeting all regulatory
and safety procedures.
Okay.
You have to make sure you are aware of where Carlton and I are
at all times in case of emergency,
even something so simple as a busted suture.
So you have to make sure we're on the same schedule
as the hospital and clinic.
That is it.
Look, Ted, I want this job.
I really do, but, honestly,
it's like you're speaking in code.
We can work on it.
You'll learn.
Yeah, maybe in a couple of years.
But Kat's right-- I'm nowhere near ready
to be your office manager.
You've got the wrong daughter for this job.
I'm gonna get more tea.
Loves, why don't you give Nicole a hand?
Come on, let's put Gran's flower in some water.
And you taught me the art of being subtle.
Desperate measures.
Anxiety is rolling off of you in waves.
Even Kat noticed.
You need to pull yourself together.
I'm sorry.
I just can't stop thinking about
we're paying that bastard off today.
And then it's done.
After that,
you just have to keep it to yourself.
Even from your grandmother.
Gran knows.
She knows about what happened two years ago,
not now.
You and Gran don't have any secrets.
This is the first time she's stepped on a real stage
in years.
She needs this.
And we're not going to take that away from her.
Got it.
I won't say a word.
Come on upstairs,
splash some cold water on your face.
Fake it until the guy who's blackmailing you goes away.
Got it.
Yo, you been dodging me?
No, I...
Nothing to report. Pun intended.
My sources have all gone quiet on the Marcel front.
There's one source that hasn't.
-Who? -Martin.
You're married to the guy, so why not just ask him
what went down between him and Marcel?
I can't.
He's a strong person, but whatever this is,
he couldn't tell me about it when it happened.
And I have asked over and over again about the nightmares,
and all I get is pushback.
Well, maybe bringing the truth to light
will make it all stop.
You got me to talk.
You have a superpower, Smitty. Use those skills on your husband
before it's too late.
I don't think I can do that.
If something were tearing Naomi apart,
I couldn't let it lie.
And it sounds to me like Martin's crying out for help.
Not Ted's little nephew Andre Richardson?
I know, I know. He's too young
and he's too close to the family.
But he is technically extended family.
And there you have it.
Another scandal starring moi.
Oh, Dani. I'm, uh...
-...surprised. -Is it
so bad, Anita Dupree doesn't have words?
Oh, I have words.
It's whether or not it's appropriate
to use them is the issue.
I want to know what you think, Mother.
You have been through a lot, Dani.
And you deserve some solace.
Are you really cosigning this?
My biggest regret was cosigning Bill.
He wasn't always kind to you.
Is Andre kind?
I didn't know someone could be that nice and that hot at once.
Then, brava.
[both chuckle]
Now, is it serious?
We've barely stepped out in public yet.
Why not?
You're both consenting adults with no strings on you.
Oh, no, Dani.
No, you... you are not still waiting for Bill?
No. I am waiting to stop waiting.
Bill is still haunting me, Mother,
no matter how fine Andre is.
No, baby. You focus on Andre,
and time will take care of the rest.
And in the meantime, Nicole will go on hating me.
I was hoping she'd understand, but...
Your sister doesn't hate you.
This is about her pain.
I'll talk to her.
How did you know?
Know what?
To come home just when I needed you.
Gran may have rejoined the Articulettes,
but she owes me a duet.
-Ooh. -Ooh, serious.
-[phone chimes] -Oh, that's Jacob.
Okay, I will be back to reclaim my time.
-Okay, girl. -Excuse me.
[laughter]
Um... [sighs]
I'm glad we have a minute.
This topic is NSFG.
What?
-Not safe for Gran. -Oh.
Anita Dupree has seen it all.
[sighs] Well...
I decided I was ready
to have cake with, um, Tomas.
Oh, yay.
And you know we don't have to use code words.
How was it?
Well, I wouldn't know.
He came up with this nonsense
about being afraid of pressuring me.
[sighs]
I think I might have waited myself into a friend zone.
Guys are so weird about virginity.
I mean, you're hot, he's hot, you're going to be hot together.
It's inevitable.
-Is it? -[ringtone plays]
Hey, this isn't a good time.
Fi-Fine. Okay.
I'll be there in a few.
Oh, Mom, can you put me last on the Gran queue?
Dad's on a guilt trip.
Of course, baby.
-Bye. -Bye.
See you.
-Bye. -Bye.
Your turn.
Okay.
[chuckles] Hey.
I didn't think you were going to wait around.
Yeah, I couldn't leave.
Not after you said that seeing me made you feel better.
So, feel better?
Getting there.
Yeah. Great, great.
I'll take my wins where I can get them.
Not everybody is dying to see my face these days.
Hey, what's going on?
I'm forever leaning on your broad shoulders.
Let me reciprocate.
WOMAN [over P.A.]: Dr. Perkins to delivery room five.
Okay.
For starters, Aunt Nicole is pissed at me.
Well, that's weird.
I don't think I've ever seen
Nicole Richardson mad at anybody.
-Yeah, well... -What's going on?
Just some random family drama.
Yeah.
We'll be cool eventually.
But, um, the thing with you and Derek.
So, do you think there's any way
that he could,
I don't know, get past the pain
and take you back again?
I seriously doubt it.
Derek's decided that he's ready for a house
and babies and a goldendoodle.
And I just wanted things to stay the way they were.
And when there's no way forward and no way back,
what's there left to do?
I don't know, Ashley.
Well, I've been thinking about it a lot, and, um...
Okay. [clears throat]
...I have to move on.
Yeah, yeah. Beats standing still.
But how does that look?
Well...
...that kind of depends on you.
Say what now?
I know you said you were dating someone.
Is it serious?
[woman speaks indistinctly over P.A.]
Dani told me about Andre.
Oh, thank goodness you're here to get her back on track
and put an end to this nonsense.
Dani doesn't even
seem to think that anything's wrong with it.
They're both consenting adults.
And what does whom Dani sleeps with
have to do with you?
He's family to me.
Not to Dani.
Nicole, we have been holding our collective breath
for Dani for months.
And she's finally found some peace.
And Andre's a part of that.
And this isn't about your sister at all.
This is about you.
Yes. Yes, it is.
Because I am sick and tired
of rationalizing other people's lies.
First Ted, Eva and Leslie,
and now Dani and Andre?
When did I become everybody's designated fool?
How did I not see?
Nicole...
You don't get it because you and Daddy would never lie to me.
Sweetheart,
people have been lying to protect the ones they love
since time immemorial.
No, people lie to protect themselves
from the inconvenience of having to face their own actions.
You know your sister would never consciously
hurt you.
So now put yourself in her shoes.
She's hurting, alone...
and she needs comfort.
This isn't about Dani and Andre.
They're just easy targets.
You make it seem like I'm lashing out without reason.
Oh, no, no, no.
You have every reason to be distrustful.
But you're aiming your vitriol in the wrong direction.
Sweetheart... it is time
to blame the people who really hurt you.
And it is not Dani and Andre.
Chelsea, how's ChelseaKat?
It was going amazing, but we hit a snag on our IP.
But we've got it.
Her Majesty will see you now, Martin.
I hope your mother successfully brokered a ceasefire.
DANI: Daddy,
my hands are clean.
This is all Nicole for once.
Well, I've heard that song before.
Daddy, you don't have to referee.
Dani and I can take it from here.
Right, Sissy?
Damn right.
Yeah, I'm seeing someone, but it's not exclusive.
What are you asking me, Ash?
I'm... asking you out to dinner.
Oh.
But we've already been down this road, remember?
You shut me down cold.
Yeah, but I was dating Derek then.
I'm not anymore.
So you're asking me on a real date?
Not well, apparently.
[chuckles] I'm sorry, I, um...
I-I'm missing some key information.
Why now, and why me?
Okay. Uh, well, now because I need to prove to myself
-that there's life after Derek. -Ah.
-So I'm convenient. -No, no, it's not just that.
It's, um, you're...
probably the best dater I know.
You're cute
and you're fun and...
...you don't take things too seriously.
So what better man to pop my dating cherry?
Oh, my God.
-I did not mean it like that. -I don't even know
whether I should be insulted or flattered.
The second one.
I want to go on a date with someone who knows me.
And if you're not into it, you can say no
and you can just pretend I didn't ask.
But I would really like it
if you'd go to dinner with me at Uptown.
[elevator bell dings]
Consider your SOS answered.
Thank you for coming. I know you're not exactly fond
of me these days, but I know
how much you care about the staff.
I'm here for them, not for you.
Well, that was easy.
I thought I'd have to get you that pony
you wanted when you were seven.
[chuckles] It's not too late.
Lisa Vanderpump has a miniature one.
Lisa who?
[laughs] Just tell me what you need, Dad.
I'm asking you to fulfill your promise
to train your successor.
That was before you made Eva my successor.
You could have promoted anyone from the practice.
You didn't come to me with any experience.
I've been shadowing you since I was a kid.
Eva never had that opportunity.
The pity card bounces
when it's your bastard kid by a psycho.
I hate this.
I'll take that as a maybe.
Come on, let's get this done.
Let's go.
Gran is here just for the day.
Oh, no. You didn't have to leave to come see me.
-This can wait. -No, no, it's okay.
I'm here. What is it?
I just pushed someone to come clean with their spouse,
and now I feel like a hypocrite.
-Jacob? -Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not about us.
It's about that reporter I told you about.
I shouldn't have been so vague.
As officers of the law,
we're both vague when we need to be.
It's not like you're going to arrest another family member.
Oh, God, no.
But it is related to your family.
The reporter is Smitty.
That's it?
That's... that's not a big deal.
I don't know why you didn't mention it before
or, frankly, why it matters.
This is nothing like when you arrested Mom.
You haven't heard the rest.
Smitty is worried that Malone could have done something
to hurt a member of your family, namely Martin.
Now, I am serious.
I want to know why your grandfather
spirited you away so you could freshen up.
Because I looked and felt like 40 miles of bad road.
[laughs]
It's been tough with Smitty going back to work, Gran.
It's changed the whole dynamic at home.
Plus the two kids, all my legislative duties...
it's a lot to juggle.
Yes.
Smitty ran your home with precision and love.
Are you okay with this shift?
It woke me up, made me realize
what's important
and what I need to do
to step up in my family.
We're better for it.
And how's your performing going?
I know you haven't missed a beat.
Hardly. We had to hire a vocal coach
to dust off the cords.
But when we harmonize together
and create something bigger than any single one of us,
it makes me feel like I've found something I've long missed.
Granddad mentioned that the ladies
don't always get along with each other.
[laughs] Well, you can't get three divas in a room
and not expect to risk some hair extensions,
but we'll survive.
I always credit Granddad with my diplomacy,
but you're the real OG.
Oh, who do you think taught him?
[laughs] I can't wait to see you back in the spotlight, Gran.
Oh, I've had my time.
But Tracy and Sharon,
they haven't had nearly enough.
This concert is repaying a long overdue debt--
the fame, the money, the accolades--
for as long as they want it.
For me,
I don't need the spotlight.
I just need to make up for some past mistakes.
Hmm.
Well, anything you did
was a part of the business of becoming a star.
The heights don't mean anything
if you don't conduct yourself well on the way up.
But enough about that. Where's my hug?
[both chuckling]
I leave for five minutes and come back
to find you glowing.
[laughs] Well, Dad didn't die,
ChelseaKat is almost a go,
and Kat and I have finally settled into Mom's guesthouse.
It's like the best empire/sleepover ever.
Well, that sounds like a whole lot of happy.
And there's more, Gran.
I'm in love.
Vernon may have mentioned her.
I can't wait to meet this Madison.
Oh, she's gorgeous and literally brain surgeon smart.
And she's able to cut through all the crap and make me laugh.
And when I'm in the same room with her,
I just float.
Well, that sounds like love.
Is there a "but" coming?
No, more of a "yes, and."
Yes, you met her five minutes after a breakup.
And that breakup cut deep enough
for you to realize some big things about yourself.
I was crushed,
but I think that the breakup and everything left me open.
When you met Granddad,
you said that your whole world changed.
Mm-hmm.
You said that you were able
to separate a "before him" and an "after him."
That's how I feel about Madison.
Oh, sweetheart.
I am so happy to hear that.
[both laughing]
Hold on. How would my cousin, the congressman,
be brought low in any way by your dirty cop partner?
Stick with me.
Marcel's on the take and somehow in with Joey Armstrong.
-Mm-hmm. -Maybe they teamed up
to blackmail Martin.
But they couldn't extort him
unless he had actually done something wrong,
and Martin is the ultimate straight shooter.
And what would Marcel and Joey Armstrong
possibly want from him?
Martin has access to a huge purse
designated for the police fund.
Maybe Marcel wanted him to redirect those funds.
Martin wouldn't.
There was a night where he came home
with different clothes than he left the house with.
I just got chills.
We should talk to Granddad about this.
If somebody came at Martin like that...
-He probably would have gone to Vernon. -Yeah.
Do you want to come back with me now?
While I'm with Gran, you can talk to Granddad.
Or even better,
Smitty should just ask his husband what's going on.
That's exactly what I said.
I'm sure Smitty's taking care of it right now.
Hey, babe.
Is now a good time?
Yeah, I just have a meeting later on. That's about it.
I hoped you'd be home.
I just saw Gran.
Anita's back from Chicago already?
Yeah, she just came for a quick visit.
Told me she's patching up things with the Articulettes.
Also made me think maybe it's time
I've made up for my mistakes, too.
I feel the same way.
You and I have been butting heads about this Malone story,
and I owe you the respect of not dancing around it anymore, so...
Stop.
It's much bigger than the story.
There's something that I've wanted to tell you
for a long time.
You must have put on quite the show
to have Mother ignore the spectacle
of you dating your almost nephew.
Maybe you don't know Mother as well as you think you do.
Mother doesn't want the life
that her and Daddy have built torn down.
Mother wants her daughter to be happy.
She thinks that...
Enough hypothesizing about what you think Mother thinks of me.
What did she say to you?
[laughs] Oh.
Must be really good if we have to take
a sip for courage.
She actually thinks
that I am projecting the anger I have
for Ted and Leslie and Eva
onto you.
Ding, ding, ding.
Damn.
I am really sad that you are where I have been.
You don't have to say it.
I know you're sorry, Sissy.
Oh, no. Is that what you think is happening?
You are as far away from an apology as you can get.
Eva, you were right when you said it would take
quite a bit of time to walk you through
the entire system.
But Kat can do it in a heartbeat.
And why would you help me?
He's bribing me with those mini ponies.
But I'm turning him down.
I actually do care
about all the people that work for Dad
and Carlton at the clinic.
Plus, I'm the one who optimized the whole system.
And the bonus is, if you two get to spend
a little time together, you'll see that you have more in common
than mutual animosity.
See, you two even roll your eyes in sync.
I hate to run, but I need to check on my patients.
Be kind to one another.
[door closes]
I'm sure this is the last thing
you wanted to do with your precious time.
Yeah, right.
I mean it.
I mean, you're really busy.
Between this and ChelseaKat and Tomas.
I wouldn't want you to lose
that fine boyfriend of yours.
I agree with Mother that you have every right
to date someone.
Just as I'm allowed to feel how I feel about how you hid it.
I didn't hide it from you specifically.
I chose not to share it with you until Andre and I were ready.
Handy excuse.
It's the truth.
I would have been the first person
to push you to start dating again, Dani.
I was there for every moment of your heartbreak.
-And then, when it's my turn... -I was there for you.
And I still am.
Instead of leaning on you,
I'm sitting here, trying to forgive you.
Every moment was a lie.
Are you sorry that I lied, or are you sorry
that I'm not "poor Dani,"
for you to pity while you're still alone?
Maybe if Bill had a nephew,
you could sleep with him and even the score.
Ew, gross.
I am fulfilling a need and keeping Big Bad Bill at bay.
Isn't that what you wanted?
You are using Andre.
You pitched your story as
How Dani Got Her Groove Back to Mother.
But if you really loved Andre,
you'd be showing him off at the country club.
Instead,
you are hiding him like a dirty little secret.
And you really want to return back to the scene of the crime?
Derek proposed there.
I don't want to seem all "Thank you, next."
I... I like Uptown.
And I just don't want it to become
this shrine of what might have been.
I just want it to be the place that I like with great steaks.
I don't think you're all "Thank you, next,"
but I don't want to lose a friend.
Hey, whatever happens on our date,
we will walk away as friends.
We can think of it as practice.
-Okay. -And you'll be a hero.
You'll get me out of the house
and out of my sweats.
Well, in that case, if I must be the hero
and save you from a night of couch confinement
and comfy clothes...
...okay, let's grab dinner.
-It's a date. -It's a date.
Why is Tomas's name in your mouth?
I'm just saying, if Tomas were mine,
I wouldn't leave him unattended too long.
He's not that kind of guy.
And anyway, my relationship is none of your business.
Well, at this moment,
my job depends on your ever-changing moods.
If you break up with Tomas, what's to stop you
from blaming me and sabotaging my new gig?
The only thing you're in danger of
is being a decent office manager. Now,
do we start with payroll or scheduling?
Well, Ted mentioned something
about accreditation certificates.
Okay, that's a good order of priority.
Payroll, then scheduling,
and we can save the certificates for last.
What are the certificates for?
The clinic is supposed to go through
regular inspections every three years.
That would be important if we hadn't just had one.
So, on to payroll.
Oh, it's one of those prompts for the certificates.
Well, just hit ignore and keep it moving.
This is so weird,
you being nice to me.
Well, don't get used to it.
Listen,
I can't have Carlton and Dad blaming me if you flop,
so I'm going to make you look good,
even if it kills you.
I'm sorry I haven't been showing Andre off.
My schedule's been a little full lately.
I had to take Hayley to the hospital yesterday.
By the way, she is not pretend pregnant.
She is for real pregnant.
You made up a conspiracy pregnancy theory.
You wouldn't care if she had
a million little Bills if you weren't still hung up.
This child will be my daughters' brother or sister.
Naomi and Chelsea are old enough
to be unbothered by Hayley's little bundle of joy.
You're throwing bombs
at Bill's marriage, still hoping
that something will blow them up.
And what are you hoping for?
That I'll be the company to your misery?
Everyone else in this family is fine with me seeing Andre,
and this is the one time that you choose
to ignore our mother's good advice?
Keep this up, and you will
usurp my position as the crazy one in the family.
Goodbye, Delulu Dani.
Hello, Nutty Nicole.
I promised you the world,
and instead I've taken so much from you.
My wants and dreams have become the center of our life.
And what's worse...
...I like it.
I like being the center of everything.
I like you taking care of everything.
I like you taking care of me.
But I'm so sorry, Smitty.
Your dreams matter, too.
Hey, listen,
Anita's not the only star.
I knew what I was getting into.
Okay?
I found your drive
to be incredibly sexy.
I still do.
Your dreams are my dreams, too.
To make this world a better place
for us and our kids.
I'm also sorry for the worry that I've caused.
That ends now.
But what about the nightmares?
They're gonna end, too.
But I just want to make sure you know how much I love you.
Just in case...
You had me until the "just in case."
Just in case what, Martin?
Just in case Gran doesn't put me
in this crazy, sentimental place all over again.
Alone at last.
Oh, you don't have anyone else
lined up for their audience?
The only audience I need
is standing right here in front of me.
Oh.
I can't tell you how many times
I've just wanted to run out of those rehearsals and not stop
until I got right back here to you.
Oh. Mm.
I know all the reasons you have to stay.
And I want you to stay
till you get right.
Tracy and Sharon--
my life has been a fairy tale in comparison.
And I hate missing it.
I mean, Chelsea's in love,
Dani's in lust.
Nicole's just pissed off.
And Martin...
Martin is still a little lost.
And it's all happening in a blink.
I-I just-- it's driving me crazy
that I'm missing a moment of it.
Anita, we'll all be here when you get back.
Maybe everything won't be exactly where you left it,
but that's the nature of this beast called life.
Is there something you're not telling me about our kingdom?
Anita Dupree,
I love you
more than anything.
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