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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,700 I told you it was too big! 2 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,600 How on earth are we gonna get it inside, so to speak? 3 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,600 You can't have Christmas without a tree. 4 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,000 Blame Prince Albert! 5 00:00:58,100 --> 00:00:59,700 Oh, I blame him for more than that. 6 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,700 My post piercing swelling was off the scale. 7 00:01:01,700 --> 00:01:03,600 I've got a photo of it here somewhere. 8 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,900 I really don't need that image in my head right now, Roy. 9 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,500 Christmas is supposed to be 10 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,800 a magical time of the year, joyful. 11 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,300 The most wonderful time of the year and all that. 12 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,100 So yours never are. 13 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,300 Excuse me! 14 00:01:16,300 --> 00:01:18,200 Last year wasn't that bad. 15 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,100 Bad? It was awful. 16 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:22,400 I couldn't sit down for a week and not for the usual reasons. 17 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:24,600 Eggnog followed by salmonella. 18 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,100 Fine then! 19 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,500 You do it! 20 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:30,300 What? 21 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:32,300 Organize Christmas! 22 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,400 And it better be bloody perfect! 23 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:46,700 I'm gonna need your help. 24 00:01:55,300 --> 00:01:57,000 Is it a bit skew-wiff? 25 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,200 Yeah, but then, so are we. 26 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,300 And we're about to get a whole lot skew-wiffier. 27 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:04,600 Last year, you got your head stuck up the turkey. 28 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,100 That wasn't your finest hour. 29 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:07,600 No, it was the worst stuffing 30 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:10,100 myself or the turkey had ever had. 31 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,600 Should have booked that hotel. 32 00:02:11,700 --> 00:02:12,700 No. 33 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:16,100 Roy, what have you done to my doorbell?! 34 00:02:16,100 --> 00:02:17,900 You did ask. 35 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:20,600 - Yuletide greetings! 36 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:46,200 Your tree's a bit wonky, Agatha. 37 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,900 Yes. It's a style choice, apparently. 38 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,800 Where do we want these? 39 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,900 The bins in the kitchen, next to the mulled wine. 40 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,900 Toni get tipsy. Wong get wasted. 41 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,300 Hi! 42 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,100 We had a spare one at the Church. 43 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:02,400 Great. That will look perfect right next to the candles. 44 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:04,900 I'll not use the shepherds for kindling this year, then. 45 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,400 - Hmm, I'd appreciate that. 46 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,900 Yo, ho, ho! 47 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:11,100 - And a Merry Christmas! Now we're talking. 48 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,300 You didn't get that in the village shop. 49 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:16,300 Not exactly. It was left over at the Barfield Yuletide Fayre. 50 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,100 Half the back's missing. 51 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:21,300 Well, mice may have had a little bit of a gnaw, 52 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:23,900 but, uh, no one will notice if you turn it around. 53 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,400 Should've known you wouldn't put your hand in your pocket. 54 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,600 Well, the important thing is 55 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,300 that Charles has honored us with a gift, 56 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,300 as the Magi did for the infant Jesus. 57 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,800 You're starting to sound proper holier than thou, Sarah. 58 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,900 Well, that's just as well because I'm now officially... 59 00:03:36,900 --> 00:03:37,900 Stripper gram! 60 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,100 Parish curate! 61 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,200 Oh, Sarah! 62 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,600 Congratulations! 63 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,900 Thank you. Thank God for that. 64 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,400 Oh... 65 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,900 Anyone for a Dirty Vicar? 66 00:03:57,900 --> 00:03:59,200 Roy! 67 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:00,300 Chill it, Wong. 68 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,600 It's a festive cocktail... 69 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,100 Vodka, orange, and pomegranate juice. 70 00:04:04,100 --> 00:04:07,400 Please don't start walking on eggshells for me. 71 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,500 Perfect! 72 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,600 Well, I think we're done. 73 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,600 Oh! 74 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,200 Your safety is my only concern, I assure you. 75 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,000 Always such a gentleman, Sir Charles. 76 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:21,400 Toni, can you get the lights please? 77 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,400 "Silent Night" always reminds me 78 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:36,400 of my first Christmas with Jez. 79 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,100 - I'll turn it off. - No, no. 80 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,400 It's fine, please. 81 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,300 I'm completely over him. 82 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,500 Calling it a day has been the best thing for both of us. 83 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:49,000 Okay! 84 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:52,800 This is going to be the best Christmas ever! 85 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,800 Isn't it, Roy? 86 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,300 Yes. 87 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,400 Right, the butcher's five minutes away. 88 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,300 Giant candy canes on order. 89 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:43,300 The wicker reindeer arrive tomorrow. 90 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,800 What do you think about an angel ice sculpture 91 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,000 as the centerpiece for the champagne fountain? 92 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,400 You don't think that's going just a little over the top? 93 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,100 I'm not cutting corners now, Aggie. 94 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:54,100 Item 4, Subsection B. 95 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,600 Festive feast! 96 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,800 Turkey with all the trimmings. Job done. 97 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,300 It's not that simple, Aggie. 98 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,600 You like roast potatoes. 99 00:06:00,700 --> 00:06:02,000 Charles likes dauphinoise. 100 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,800 Sarah is insisting on bread sauce 101 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,500 and loves sprouts, but they make you gag. 102 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,300 As long as we've got the ingredients for a Dirty Vicar, 103 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,600 I don't really care. 104 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:09,800 - It'll be fine. Agreed. 105 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:12,100 But fine isn't perfect, Aggie. 106 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,500 Who's that from? 107 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,600 A Phyllis Tamworthy of Lower Tapor Manor. 108 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,100 Ooh, she's looking for protection. 109 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,600 Aggie, no! You're supposed to be icing the Nutcracker biscuits. 110 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,500 You've still got 25 soldiers to go. 111 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,800 Well, there's no harm in just paying her a visit, is there? 112 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,800 I'm not going to take the job. 113 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,600 Now, come on. 114 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,100 So 115 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:41,300 We are all agreed? 116 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,600 By the power of three... 117 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:46,300 So mote it be! 118 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:50,100 - Merry Christmas one and all! - Yuletide greet... 119 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,500 We don't do Christmas here. 120 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,700 - We should leave. - Yeah, we're... 121 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,700 We're a little lost, is all. 122 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,500 Like Mary and Joseph. 123 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,800 But we don't need a room at the inn. 124 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,900 Some assistance with directions would be lovely. 125 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,100 Where to? 126 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,900 Lower Tapor Manor. 127 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:09,300 Any friend of the Tamworthys 128 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,500 is no friend of ours! 129 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,300 Bit much! 130 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:24,000 And don't come back! 131 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:27,700 No wonder he doesn't like Christmas. 132 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,100 Did you see his tattoo? 133 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,100 It's a Pagan symbol used in magic and witchcraft. 134 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,100 How do you know? 135 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,500 Well, I had a Pagan lover once. 136 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,900 I was quite partial to his pentacles. 137 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,300 Turn back! 138 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,100 Before it's too late. 139 00:07:39,100 --> 00:07:42,200 The Tamworthys are all vessels of evil. 140 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,100 Vessels of evil? 141 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:46,500 Well, if you could just point us in the right direction? 142 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,500 Straight down Warlock's Walk, 143 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,400 turn left at the old hanging tree, but 144 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:57,200 don't say I didn't warn you. 145 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,100 Oh, when did that man last have a bath? 146 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:09,400 1972 by the smell of him. But what if he's right? 147 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,900 What if we're walking into some sort of trap? 148 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:14,000 She's probably just one of these aristocrats 149 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,900 that treat villagers like peasants. 150 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,700 It takes one to know one. 151 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,900 I'm not sure about that angel. 152 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,500 Oh, come on, Roy. 153 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,700 Inside, it's all gonna be garlands of holly 154 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:33,000 around the fireplace, 155 00:08:33,100 --> 00:08:35,400 real candles on the Christmas tree 156 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:39,500 and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. 157 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,900 Alright, Ag? 158 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:45,100 Phyllis Tamworthy. 159 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,900 But everyone calls me Phyll. 160 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,900 Let's be having ya! 161 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,900 Ho ho ho! 162 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,100 Merry Christmas! 163 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,400 Gert lush, innit? 164 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:58,200 I bloody love Christmas. 165 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,500 Yes, I can see. 166 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,700 Very festive. 167 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:04,700 Glass of sherry? 168 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:06,200 Yes. 169 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,500 British, of course. 170 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,700 Uh, no, thank you. 171 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,500 Maybe later. 172 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,100 You said you needed some protection? 173 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,900 I had an unwanted visitation from my husband. 174 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,000 You could always get a restraining order? 175 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,500 Wouldn't do much good. 176 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,900 He's 6 feet under. 177 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,100 Came to me in a ghostly vision. 178 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:40,100 Chains clanking, 179 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,000 breath like ice. 180 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,200 Thought I was going to cack me pants. 181 00:09:45,300 --> 00:09:46,400 Cute. 182 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,600 Pardon? 183 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:51,400 Uh, what did he say, exactly? 184 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:54,400 He said I was going to hell 185 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,500 unless I did something pretty smartish. 186 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,700 About what? 187 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:01,400 I wasn't always honest with old Marley. 188 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,700 Buried things I didn't want him to know about. 189 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,400 I made a lot of enemies in my time. 190 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,100 We met some of them in the pub. 191 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,400 Those scumbags. 192 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,400 They deserve everything that's coming to them. 193 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,000 Uh, what do you mean? 194 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:22,000 I own the whole village. 195 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:23,800 Cottages, 196 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,500 pub, land. 197 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,600 And they've had their notices 198 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,100 to quit. 199 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,600 Oh, so you intend to sell the entire estate? 200 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,700 That was the plan. 201 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,300 But after the warning from old Marley, 202 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,600 I'm gonna give it away. 203 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:45,100 Who to? 204 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,600 A foundation for poor disabled kiddies 205 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:50,700 who'll turn the house into a school, 206 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,400 named after yours truly. 207 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:57,700 The Phyllis Tamworthy Academy. 208 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,800 They all think I'm bona fide angel. 209 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:04,400 But the villagers take a less charitable view, I expect? 210 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,300 They'd rather see me dead. 211 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,500 And they're not the only ones. 212 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,600 Who else? 213 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:12,500 My grasping, ungrateful kids. 214 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,900 They encouraged me to sell 215 00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:22,600 when they thought they was gonna get their share. 216 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,400 But they won't be too pleased now 217 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,100 when they hear they're getting diddly squat. 218 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,800 And when are you telling them? 219 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,600 Tonight. 220 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,700 They're coming for a pre-Christmas get-together. 221 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,100 That's where you come in. 222 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,100 I need someone to watch me back 223 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,100 in case things get a bit lairy. 224 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,700 You don't seriously think you could be in danger 225 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,400 from your own children? 226 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:43,900 You haven't met 'em. 227 00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:47,300 Tomorrow, I sign all the legal documents. 228 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:51,600 After that, there's sod all they can do about it. 229 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,500 And you're absolutely sure 230 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,100 you want to go through with this? 231 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:59,200 I'm not gonna burn my ass off in hell for anyone. 232 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,800 You promised me you wouldn't take it! 233 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:05,900 It's a Christmas mystery in an English country manor! 234 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,700 How could I possibly refuse? 235 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,400 Because Christmas is only three days away! 236 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,800 And you've put me in charge! 237 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:13,000 Oh, stop stressing. It's only one night. 238 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,600 You don't understand... I've got to do the big shop. 239 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,600 Buy presents, wrap presents. 240 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,900 - What was that? 241 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,900 This place really puts the willies up me, 242 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,900 and not in a good way. 243 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,100 Oh, come along. 244 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,500 We have bags to pack! 245 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,300 I'm really not sure about this, Toni. 246 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,600 Agatha'll never know. 247 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:44,700 She will if you crash it! Oh! 248 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,000 You need to check your mirrors. 249 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,300 Every 15 seconds. Yes, I know! 250 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,700 - And... 251 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:52,200 you should be in third. 252 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,600 Mind the verge! 253 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,100 Ever since the roof jammed, Marilyn hasn't been anywhere. 254 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,600 She needs a run. 255 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,900 But taking a vehicle without permission 256 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,200 is a crime, Toni. 257 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,400 Why not just ask her? 258 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,300 Because she'll say no. 259 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,200 But that makes me an accessory! 260 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,500 Ah, the bottom line Bill is, I've got my test Christmas Eve, 261 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:10,500 and I'm gonna fail if I don't get the practice. 262 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,500 About Christmas... 263 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:16,400 Yeah? 264 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,900 Woah! Woah! 265 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,900 Mum was rather hoping you'd join us for lunch? 266 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:27,400 Oh, but I like to chill at Christmas, Bill. 267 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,800 Watch TV in my PJs, eat crap. 268 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,800 I only get dressed to go to the pub. 269 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,500 It is a rather more formal at my house. 270 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,800 Black tie, in fact. 271 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,200 Just for the three of you? 272 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,400 Uh, mum takes it very seriously. 273 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,300 Lunch at 1:00, pudding at 2:00, queen's speech at 3:00. 274 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,900 Christ. Do you get any pee breaks? 275 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,900 Look, I know it's not really what you're used to, 276 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,400 but I'd really love it if you could... 277 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,600 - That was very reckless! - Shhhh! 278 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,500 You alright? 279 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:04,500 Sure. 280 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:05,700 Yeah, I'll get on to it. 281 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,000 Alright, bye. 282 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:09,300 - On to what? 283 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:11,800 New job just in. Agatha needs my help. 284 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,100 We're supposed to be spending quality time together. 285 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,300 And we will at Christmas, at your Mum and Dad's. 286 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,600 Seriously? You'll come? 287 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,400 You've got to survive three more days of my driving first. 288 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,900 Toni! 289 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,400 What do you mean, she's got friends staying? 290 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,500 Mother doesn't have any friends. 291 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,500 I just saw them go upstairs with their cases... 292 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,400 A vulgar looking woman in lurid colors 293 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,500 and inappropriate heels 294 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,100 and her rather mincing companion. 295 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,900 More tea anyone? 296 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:47,900 No, thank you, dear. 297 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,800 Fran! 298 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,400 Glad to see you made an effort. 299 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,300 When did you get here? 300 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,900 Yesterday. 301 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,100 I'm surprised Mother let you come a day early. 302 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,700 She didn't know, 303 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:02,200 which is how I caught her off guard. 304 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,700 What do you mean? 305 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:06,200 Well, the house was quiet when I arrived. 306 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,800 Thought she must still be in bed, 307 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,700 so I went up to her room, 308 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,300 and I found all the family jewelry 309 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,100 dumped on her dressing table. 310 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,300 Why would she do that? 311 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,600 Because she's selling the lot! 312 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,300 I found e-mails to an auction house 313 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,800 asking them to transfer the proceeds 314 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,600 - to her preferred charity. Charity? 315 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,600 The woman doesn't know the meaning of the word. 316 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,900 But that jewelry belongs to all of us. 317 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,900 I'm sure there must be some reasonable explanation. 318 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,900 I very much doubt it. 319 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,500 I've been doing some digging of my own. 320 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,900 I found this. 321 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,800 She's changing the terms of the sale of the estate. 322 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,500 It doesn't say how exactly, 323 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,500 but she's done this behind our back for a reason. 324 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,800 But father left everything in her name. 325 00:15:49,900 --> 00:15:52,400 - You don't think... - That's exactly what I think. 326 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,400 Well, we have to stop her. 327 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,700 But how? 328 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,100 By any means necessary. 329 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:08,000 Please don't make me stay. The bed's got nylon sheets! 330 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,900 I'll start crackling and be on fire by 2:00 a.m.! 331 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,900 Ag! 332 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,600 We're in here! 333 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,700 This is Agatha Raisin and her son, Roy. 334 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,200 Hi. Mum. 335 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,200 Roy... Roy is just a friend. 336 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,100 Oh, Toy Boy, is it? 337 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,100 I had him down as a woolly woofter. 338 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,300 That's a shame. 339 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,300 This is Fran, my eldest. 340 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,900 And least attractive. 341 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:47,000 And that pimped up poodle is Sadie. 342 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,200 She thinks I'm beneath her 'cause she married a knob. 343 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,900 No, I married into the nobility, Mother. 344 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,400 Sir Henry is also 345 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,900 a massive knob. 346 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,100 - I quite like a massive... - No. 347 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,400 It's all the inbreeding. 348 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,000 And last, 349 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,400 and most definitely least, 350 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,300 we have little Jeffrey. 351 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,900 Should've been a girl. 352 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,600 Namby bloody pamby! 353 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,600 Won't eat meat, drink booze. 354 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,700 Chews leaves instead of having proper medicine. 355 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,400 That's why he's such a sickly weed. 356 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,900 It's called homeopathy, Mother, 357 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:22,200 and I'm perfectly well. 358 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,700 I got your cardie from the car, Jeff. 359 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:25,700 Don't want to get your cold any worse. 360 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:30,500 And this is his dull as ditch water wife, Alison. 361 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,800 Right, who's up for a Christmas tipple? 362 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:39,400 Mother, please! No one's drunk British Cream Sherry since 1973. 363 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,300 I always bring my own. 364 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,600 Smells like cat piss. 365 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,600 But each to their own. 366 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,500 - Cheesy football? - Oh, yes, cheers. 367 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,900 I wouldn't. They're ancient. 368 00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,300 How do you two know each other? 369 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400 - Well, we met years... - We met at... bingo. 370 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,600 - Didn't we, Ag? - Yes. 371 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,600 Yeah. 372 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,100 Got on like a house on fire. 373 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,100 Peas in a pod. 374 00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,600 Could be sisters. 375 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,800 Identical twin sisters. 376 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:06,100 Dinner is served. 377 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,600 Never mind the staff. 378 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,300 Let's go and stuff our faces. 379 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,700 And then I've got an exciting 380 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,100 Christmas surprise! 381 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,700 I just need to, uh, freshen up. 382 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,900 Oh, bog's through there, Ag. 383 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:21,500 Apologies if Jeffrey got there first. 384 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,600 Keep her talking. What... 385 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,000 Just charm her. 386 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,500 We need to get Mrs. Boggle on message. 387 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,200 She could be very useful undercover. 388 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,800 - Go on. - Yeah. 389 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,200 Beautiful home, Phyll. 390 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,900 Oh, cheers, Roy. 391 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:40,600 I have literally never seen anything like it. 392 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,600 You nancy boys always appreciate a classy interior. 393 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,900 - I'll give you that. - I'll take it. 394 00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:48,900 Shall we go through? 395 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,700 Allow me to be your third leg. 396 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,500 Oh! 397 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,300 Me belly thinks me throat's been cut. 398 00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,600 She's loving every minute of this. 399 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:00,900 What are we gonna do? 400 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,600 Nothing... yet. 401 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,400 Put your cardie on, Jeff. 402 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,000 Keep warm. 403 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,600 I wanted you to have these for Christmas. 404 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:19,300 Oh, Jeff, they're beautiful, but I can't. 405 00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:21,400 Father would've wanted you to have something. 406 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,300 Everyone's waiting. 407 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,300 Oh, right. 408 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,300 Okay. 409 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,300 Here we go. 410 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,600 What on earth are you doing here? 411 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,800 Stopping me from murdering the lot of them! 412 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,100 I give Doris a hand from time to time. 413 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,400 Mr. Boggle wants leather trousers for Christmas 414 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:55,000 and they do not come cheap. 415 00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:58,000 Are you here in an official capacity? 416 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,600 Yes, I am. 417 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,000 But the family must not know. 418 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,800 I need you, Mrs. B, to have eyes and ears everywhere. 419 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,300 Secret Squirrel. 420 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,500 Say no more. 421 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,900 Shall I, um, bring the salads through from the pantry? 422 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,100 No. 423 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:18,600 The old bat likes them after. 424 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:24,800 Don't often see you in here, Madam. 425 00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,300 There was no salad cream on the table, Doris. 426 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,100 Mother would have had a fit. 427 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,800 Are you lost, Mrs. Raisin? 428 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,400 This house can be a bit of a labyrinth. 429 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:46,900 Why is Santa's sack always bulging? 430 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:51,500 Because he only comes once a year! 431 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,900 Oh, Phyll, I used to think Santa wasn't real 432 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,600 until he let me feel his presents. 433 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,200 Pardon? 434 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,100 How on earth did you get these vile crackers, Mother? 435 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,900 Oh, take that big rod out your ass. 436 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,400 We're supposed to be enjoying ourselves! 437 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400 That might come in handy, 438 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,400 eh, Ag? 439 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,200 She was a goer at the Bingo back in the day. 440 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,900 I thought the doctor told you to cut it down. 441 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:24,100 My ticker's not giving out on me any time soon. 442 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,200 I'm sorry to disappoint you all. 443 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,100 Sorry I'm late. 444 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,900 I got caught short. 445 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,200 Again? 446 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,400 Never off the bloody bog. 447 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,800 He has a nervous stomach. 448 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,900 I'm not surprised. 449 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,300 Now, 450 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,300 for the speciality de la maison. 451 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,300 Salad 452 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,200 a la Phyll. 453 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,500 - Oh! - Oh, flashbacks. 454 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,900 Enjoy! 455 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:07,300 And I thought my family were dysfunctional. 456 00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:09,500 I'll kill her myself if we stay much longer. 457 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,900 Agent Boggle reporting. 458 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:15,300 They are gathering for a Christmas surprise. 459 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,800 Over and out. 460 00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:21,100 Promise me we'll be done with this tonight. 461 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,800 - Listen. 462 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,000 It's those jingle bells again. 463 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,100 Oh, that'll be Rudolph 464 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,500 doing a recce. 465 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,600 Now come on. We don't want to miss the drama! 466 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,800 Well 467 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:58,100 isn't this cozy. 468 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:01,100 Just get on with it, Mother. 469 00:23:01,100 --> 00:23:04,100 Uh, if you wouldn't mind... 470 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,500 Stay where you are! 471 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:12,300 Christmas is a time for reflection, 472 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,900 for thinking of others 473 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,900 less fortunate than ourselves. 474 00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,700 So like Ebenezer Scrooge himself, 475 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,800 I'm turning over a new leaf. 476 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:27,100 I'm gonna become the generous, selfless person 477 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,300 you've always wanted me to be. 478 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,600 Maybe you got it wrong? 479 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,100 No, she hasn't finished yet. 480 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:35,300 Generous? To whom? 481 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,000 I've decided 482 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,300 to donate the entire proceeds 483 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:43,000 of the sale of the estate to 484 00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:46,600 a charitable foundation! 485 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:48,000 I don't understand. 486 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:50,000 Oh, poor little Jeffrey. 487 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:53,300 Always was thick as a brick. 488 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:56,100 None of you are getting a single penny. 489 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,100 You're on your own. 490 00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:01,300 We always were on our own, you evil, vindictive woman. 491 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,500 That money is rightfully ours. 492 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,800 Father promised we'd be looked after. 493 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,100 This is just another one of your cruel games. 494 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,500 Even you... 495 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,400 Oh, she doesn't care about any of us, Jeffrey. 496 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,100 - She never has! - And why should I? 497 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:17,700 Because that's what mothers are supposed to do. 498 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:20,000 I never wanted you. 499 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,100 Any of you. 500 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,900 I never want any of you anywhere near me ever again. 501 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:29,300 Understand! 502 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,200 Happy bloody Christmas! 503 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,200 What... 504 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,100 These people are all completely insane. 505 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,600 If we leave now, I can start marinating my ham, 506 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,300 if you'll pardon the expression. 507 00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:01,400 - Shhh. Mother! 508 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,000 Get down! 509 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,400 Mother! Open the door! 510 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,000 Can we just talk about this? 511 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,300 - Please. What's she doing? 512 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,100 She's locked herself in. 513 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,900 Why don't you try talking to her, Jeffrey? 514 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,300 No, thanks. 515 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:19,800 I've had enough abuse for one night. 516 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,800 I'm going to bed. 517 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:23,900 Best let her sleep it off. 518 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:28,300 Did you bring my toothbrush? 519 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:30,300 Yes. The blue one? 520 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,100 Yes. 521 00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:35,400 Good, because the other one gives me pain. 522 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,500 Mrs. Raisin? 523 00:25:51,700 --> 00:25:53,300 Yes? 524 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,500 I'm so sorry about this. 525 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,600 It must be awful for you to witness dear Mother 526 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,300 in such a dreadful state. 527 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,500 Well... 528 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,600 As you are such a close friend. 529 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:06,700 Goodnight. 530 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:08,500 Goodnight. 531 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,800 Put your jim-jams on. Come to bed. 532 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,100 I can't just put my jim-jams on and come to bed! 533 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:28,900 I can't relax! 534 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,300 I think she's on to me. 535 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,300 That woman, Sadie. 536 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:36,900 So...? Phyll's safely tucked up in bed. 537 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:39,500 Is she, though? I mean, do we know that for sure? 538 00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:41,100 We're supposed to be watching her back. 539 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,400 And what are you gonna do? Break the door down? 540 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,100 No, Aggie. 541 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:57,800 Aggie. 542 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,700 Ugh. 543 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,200 You've got to be kidding! 544 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,600 Come on, Roy?! Get a move on! 545 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,700 I can't do this. 546 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:21,600 Well, don't look down! 547 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:25,000 We were supposed to be watching "Love Actually," 548 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:28,300 followed by a mini minced pie for... 549 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:30,800 And now I'm going to die! 550 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,600 Ah. 551 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,500 Come on, help me open this window, please! 552 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,400 I can't move it! It's stuck! 553 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,200 Ohh! 554 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,500 Phyllis? 555 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:53,800 Phyll? 556 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,800 It's Agatha. 557 00:27:55,900 --> 00:28:00,800 We've just come to check that you're... okay. 558 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:03,400 She looks like you after a night on the Negronis. 559 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:04,500 Excuse me... That's very hurtful. 560 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,900 Take that back! 561 00:28:05,900 --> 00:28:08,100 I would never go to my bed with shoes on. 562 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,800 Well, go on. Check her pulse! 563 00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:13,100 I'm not touching that. It's definitely dead. 564 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:16,300 What's that in her hand? 565 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:19,300 Whyis it 566 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:22,000 in her hand? 567 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,900 What's going on in there? 568 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,500 Nobody touch anything. 569 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,700 I think your mother has been murdered. 570 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,800 Mrs. Raisin jumped the gun, Detective Wong. 571 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,000 My mother has a history of heart disease. 572 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:56,700 Well, I assumed foul play for very good reason. 573 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,200 I am not your mother's bingo chum. 574 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,200 I am a private detective. 575 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,200 She's got a badge and everything. 576 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,000 Yes, she hired me 577 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,300 because she thought that her life was in danger. 578 00:29:07,300 --> 00:29:08,900 - In danger from who? - Anyone. 579 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,300 Everyone with a vested interest 580 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:13,000 in preventing the sale of this estate. 581 00:29:13,100 --> 00:29:14,600 As if we'd kill our own mother! 582 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:16,800 She had a heart attack, pure and simple. 583 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,300 The doctor confirmed it. 584 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,600 Well, that will now be a matter 585 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:22,300 for the pathologist to decide. 586 00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,900 Get in! 587 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,700 - 8-0 to me. 588 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:40,300 You better get one soon or you'll be off your face 589 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,700 - before breakfast. - I am. 590 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:42,800 I was right! 591 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,900 Bill said that Phyll's death 592 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,600 was not caused by heart failure. 593 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:47,700 She was poisoned. 594 00:29:47,700 --> 00:29:49,700 Well, she had enough bile to poison herself. 595 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,400 - Let's face it. - Listen. 596 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,300 I was employed to protect her and she died. 597 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:57,100 So the least I can do is try and find out the truth. 598 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,300 Aggie, Christmas is three days away! 599 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,100 I've got a to-do list as long as my ass and no magical elves! 600 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,800 - My elf guy let me down. 601 00:30:03,900 --> 00:30:05,600 Well, I'm terribly sorry, but Christmas is canceled 602 00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,800 until this case is solved! 603 00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,400 The family hate you. 604 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,200 How can you investigate their mother's murder 605 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,900 without consent? 606 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,900 I need to speak to Agatha. 607 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:17,300 Alone. 608 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,400 I looked online, and it seems you're known 609 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,100 for solving unusual cases like ours. 610 00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,600 I am. 611 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,300 But why not just leave it to the police? 612 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,300 If the murderer isn't found, 613 00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:36,500 we'll always be the family who killed their mother. 614 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,500 Jeffrey's a fragile character, Agatha. 615 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,000 He deserves the chance to reinvent himself. 616 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,600 Well, I can't do anything without everyone's consent. 617 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,200 Sadie and Fran want everything settled quickly. 618 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,800 The sale would be tainted by an unsolved murder 619 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,500 so they agreed we should get you involved. 620 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,200 Okay, but if the family are beyond suspicion, 621 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,100 where do you suggest I start? 622 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,000 The Crazy Fox. 623 00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,300 Paul Chambers knows everything that goes on in this village. 624 00:31:00,300 --> 00:31:03,000 Ask him why he wanted Phyllis Tamworthy dead. 625 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,100 It worked, my Lord. 626 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,700 Blessed be. 627 00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:39,300 Is it a shilling or a sixpence in a Christmas pud? 628 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,100 I don't know. It depends how tight you are. 629 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,700 Well, I choked on one as a child, 630 00:31:42,700 --> 00:31:45,100 and my gag reflex has improved but even so, 631 00:31:45,100 --> 00:31:46,600 I think I might take... Oh! 632 00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:49,500 Mrs. Raisin! 633 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,500 Mr. Boggle thinks I might be in the frame for murder! 634 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,200 Well, it's always the quiet ones, Boggle. 635 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,900 Well, you might have to answer a few questions 636 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,500 but I don't think you're a prime suspect. 637 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:58,900 Oh. 638 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:01,700 Actually, you might be able to help us. 639 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,200 Any idea what this is? 640 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,200 Oh, yeah. Oh! 641 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,900 I'd recognize that vile rotten mousey smell anywhere. 642 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,500 - I thought it was Roy. - Rude! 643 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,900 And it's even more repellent when it's crushed. 644 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,700 What is it? 645 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:16,800 Conium macu-macla, 646 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,600 also known as poison parsley or hemlock. 647 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,200 Hemlock? 648 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,100 Hemlock! 649 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:27,300 Oh, touching it won't hurt you. 650 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,600 But if it gets inside you... 651 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,200 It would chafe. 652 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,800 Now, hemlock leaves are often mistaken for parsley 653 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,800 and the root for parsnip. 654 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:41,700 Mrs. B, you're a genius! 655 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:43,500 - Down, Boggle! - Oh! 656 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:57,100 You're supposed to avoid obstacles, 657 00:32:57,100 --> 00:33:00,100 - not aim for them! - Oh, sorry, Charlie. 658 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,800 I reckon this make up's making me see funny. 659 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:03,900 Both hands on the wheel at all times! 660 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,500 Alright! 661 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:09,900 What on earth's that? 662 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,300 Oh! 663 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,600 It's not permanent. 664 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,100 Paul Chambers has one. 665 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,800 I thought it'd be a way of worming my way in. 666 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:21,600 What a cunning little minx you are, Toni. 667 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,400 Just wish I was as good at driving. 668 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:26,400 - Oh! 669 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,200 Same! 670 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,100 A strong dose of hemlock can cause symptoms 671 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,400 similar to inebriation, loss of balance, 672 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,900 slurring, paralysis of vocal chords and limbs. 673 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:40,000 Which is why she couldn't shout for help. 674 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,100 But if she was paralyzed, how could she lock the door? 675 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:45,300 And if she did lock it, where was the key? 676 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,800 See what you can find out. 677 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:49,300 - Bill! - Agatha? 678 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,600 I thought you'd been fired. 679 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,600 Oh, it seems I'm hired again. 680 00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:55,100 Shall we? 681 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,500 Magpie! 682 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,700 I need a stiff drink after that. 683 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,900 You can't come in. 684 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,900 It's bloody freezing! 685 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:11,100 Well... 686 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,800 I need to get my flirt on. 687 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:15,000 And I can't do that with you playing gooseberry. 688 00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:20,100 How do I look? 689 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,900 Like a rather sinister wood nymph. 690 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,900 I'll take that. 691 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,200 Right. 692 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,900 Wish me luck! 693 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,300 If you're another journalist digging for dirt... 694 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,600 Do I look like one? 695 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,300 I just came in for a quiet drink. 696 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,300 Really? 697 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,100 The day after a murder 698 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,900 when we've never seen you before? 699 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,500 Elsie... 700 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,800 I'll serve this customer. 701 00:34:49,900 --> 00:34:51,200 I'd heard this was a, uh 702 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,800 a friendly pub. 703 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,900 Indeed it is. 704 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:04,100 Taking my break. 705 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:07,400 Is that why there are police everywhere then, 706 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,600 this, uh, murder? 707 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,100 You won't see any tears shed in here. 708 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:14,100 The woman was a monster. 709 00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,100 So, she wasn't 710 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:17,100 a friend? 711 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,300 Far from it. 712 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,600 If you let me buy you a drink, 713 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:23,400 I'll tell you why. 714 00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,200 Is that 100%? 715 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,800 Okay, thank you. 716 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:34,800 Phyllis was poisoned with hemlock leaves 717 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,500 found in her salad. 718 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,100 The pathologist just confirmed it. 719 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,800 So Mrs. B was right. 720 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,800 Where is Wilkes, by the way? 721 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,400 Volunteered for the police charity trip to Lapland. 722 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,700 It's his lifelong ambition 723 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,600 to meet Father Christmas. 724 00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:55,100 - He does know that he's not... - I don't think he does, Agatha. 725 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:57,600 And I wasn't going to be the one to tell him. 726 00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,600 So, this is your first solo murder case 727 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,500 without Denzel breathing down your neck. 728 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,200 Yeah, and if I screw it up, he'll never let me forget it. 729 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,700 - Well, that's not gonna happen. - Well, how do you know that? 730 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,100 Because we are going to solve it. 731 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,100 Together. 732 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,500 Come on. 733 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:34,300 We just have to keep our nerve, Henry. 734 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:37,000 Take out another loan until the money comes through. 735 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,300 At least we won't go under now. 736 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,800 And best of all... 737 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,600 We're free of her. 738 00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,600 The children all left the table at some point, 739 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:35,300 so any one of them could've added the hemlock 740 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,400 at any point, unseen. 741 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,300 As could the kitchen staff 742 00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,500 or anyone from the village. 743 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,000 That door leads directly onto the back lawn 744 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,100 and is kept unlocked until the family go to bed. 745 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:48,100 - So we're no further on. 746 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,100 Oh, Roy's found something. 747 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:51,500 Roy?! 748 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:57,300 Roy? 749 00:37:57,300 --> 00:38:00,700 No key, but I did find this. 750 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,200 Fran's flat is about to be repossessed. 751 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,000 So she needs money fast. 752 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,800 Just like her sister. 753 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,000 I heard Sadie on the phone to Sir Henry. 754 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,100 It sounds like they're in massive debt. 755 00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:12,800 Well, that gives them both motive, 756 00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:16,800 - but we need more than that. 757 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:19,100 My super wants me back for a progress report. 758 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,100 Right, well we'll do a little more digging here. 759 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,800 Well, you better find something. 760 00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,600 He wants this all wrapped up by the 25th! 761 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,900 Christmas is a time of miracles, DS Wong. 762 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:29,000 You just have to believe! 763 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:35,600 Phyll Bucket was born in this village. 764 00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,400 One of our own. 765 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:40,400 But she was still prepared to kick us off our sacred land, 766 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,300 make us homeless. 767 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:45,600 We tried to make a deal, but she refused point blank. 768 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:47,100 Out of pure spite! 769 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,400 Really? 770 00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,200 What did you do? 771 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,300 Prayed to the Universe. 772 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:55,700 And our prayers were answered. 773 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,800 So what now? 774 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,600 Tomorrow eve 775 00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:03,100 is the Festival of Saturnalia. 776 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:06,600 And I'd very much like you to be there. 777 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,900 We're all terribly upset. 778 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,900 Obviously, we... We had our issues, 779 00:39:18,900 --> 00:39:20,900 but 780 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,500 she was still our mother. 781 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,100 I'm not sure Mrs. Raisin's gonna buy your crocodile tears 782 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,300 after last night. 783 00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:29,600 Oh, one has to grieve, Fran. 784 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,300 It's expected. 785 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:33,800 You said last night that your... your father 786 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,300 wanted you all to be looked after. 787 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,500 What happened to him? 788 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,100 Oh, he died of a broken heart. 789 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,900 Quite literally. 790 00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:44,800 Father was a good man. 791 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,700 Stupidly loyal. 792 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,200 He knew Mother didn't love him, 793 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,900 but he was devoted to us. 794 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,800 After he'd passed, 795 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,300 she didn't have to pretend anymore. 796 00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,300 She packed us all off to various boarding schools 797 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,400 the day after the funeral. 798 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,000 Jeffrey was only 7. 799 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,200 Got horribly bullied. 800 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,800 Never really recovered. 801 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,600 Fran and I left home as soon as we could. 802 00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:09,900 I think Jeffrey wanted to leave. 803 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,100 So why didn't he? 804 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,400 Mother said he was brain dead 805 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,900 like his father. 806 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,300 Oh. 807 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,200 Forced him to run the village shop. 808 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:24,000 Poor Jeffrey. 809 00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,400 He's the one that's been damaged the most by all of this. 810 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,200 Hm, damaged enough to kill his mother? 811 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,400 Hmm, maybe. 812 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,100 But why now? 813 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,900 Well, Sadie and Fran both need the money. 814 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:44,500 Maybe Jeffrey does, too. 815 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:45,800 Hmm. 816 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,200 Well, he's not wasting any time, is he? 817 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,100 Excuse me. 818 00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,500 It must've been tough for you 819 00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,000 given how extremely unpopular your family are. 820 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:03,100 I think it gave her some kind of perverse thrill, 821 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,900 me dealing with the abuse, 822 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,200 day in, day out. 823 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,900 Don't know how you stuck it. 824 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,300 Well, she's still my mother. 825 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:13,800 I always tried to understand why she was 826 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,200 well, how she was. 827 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,200 I always hoped she might change. 828 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,600 I never hated her. 829 00:41:20,700 --> 00:41:23,400 Do you know anyone who did? 830 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,200 Enough to poison her, perhaps? 831 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,800 Doris, maybe? 832 00:41:27,900 --> 00:41:29,800 Mother went out of her way to make her life a misery. 833 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:30,900 They had a huge row. 834 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,100 I don't know what it was about, 835 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,300 but it was unlike Doris 836 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,900 to react the way she did. 837 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:37,900 Anyway, um, you'll have to excuse me. 838 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:40,700 I've gotta continue packing up. 839 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,900 They've gone to the solicitors 840 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,600 to count their gold 841 00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:55,300 so we won't be disturbed. 842 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,400 You really don't like them very much at all, do you? 843 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,400 I know how staff should be treated. 844 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,300 I worked for the Riptor family for years. 845 00:42:04,300 --> 00:42:07,500 Oh, they were well loved, respected. 846 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,600 Everyone was very sad to see them go. 847 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,300 So why did they? 848 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:15,200 Phyll wanted Lower Tapor 849 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:17,300 more than anything. 850 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,300 Made them an offer they couldn't refuse. 851 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,400 Because she knew by owning the village, 852 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,900 she would own everybody in it. 853 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,600 Exactly! 854 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:28,700 She had power over us all. 855 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:31,100 People were terrified of her. 856 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,100 But not you. 857 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,600 What do you mean? 858 00:42:34,700 --> 00:42:36,100 Jeffrey said you had a fight with her 859 00:42:36,100 --> 00:42:37,900 just hours before she died. 860 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:41,800 I'd made a beef pie for Christmas. 861 00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,800 Thought the family deserved something better 862 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:47,100 than her usual processed junk. 863 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:49,100 But she went nuts. 864 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:52,700 Threw it straight in the bin and let rip. 865 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:55,300 Who did I think I was? 866 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,600 So, I told her. 867 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:00,600 A better person than she'd ever be. 868 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,300 Told her she was going straight to hell. 869 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,100 And she didn't like that. 870 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:08,400 Because she's not burning her ass off there for anyone. 871 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,300 What killed her exactly? 872 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,800 Hemlock leaves 873 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,600 in her salad. 874 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:18,000 Nothing to do with me! 875 00:43:18,100 --> 00:43:21,900 Phyll wouldn't let anyone near her precious salads. 876 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,200 Did she always use the same bowl for these salads? 877 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,100 Oh, the red spotty one. 878 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:29,300 Where did the salad come from? 879 00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,700 The gardener grows it all. 880 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:34,600 Scary old man with the rancid body odor? 881 00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:37,300 His name's Fred Instick. 882 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,100 He lives in the Manor Gatehouse. 883 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:44,300 Let's see what this Fred has to say for himself. 884 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,300 Not now! It's the auditions for the Carol Concert... 885 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:48,700 What?! Are we still doing that? 886 00:43:48,700 --> 00:43:50,400 Yes! 887 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,600 But we're getting so close. 888 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,700 Later. We promised Sarah. 889 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,600 I am not missing... Bloxby's biblical bash. 890 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,300 This is for Sarah? 891 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,600 And God. 892 00:44:00,700 --> 00:44:02,100 And the spirit of Christmas. 893 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,700 Amen! 894 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:18,400 Sorry we're late. 895 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,600 Oh, take a pew. I'll be right with you. 896 00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:22,700 Let's try the last verse. 897 00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:25,400 Go from "mild he lays his glory by" 898 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,900 with Mrs. Boggle doing the descant. 899 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,700 Very powerful, Mrs Boggle. 900 00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:18,400 Um, a choir is about a blend of voices. 901 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,600 No one should really stand out. 902 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:23,600 May I suggest that I do the descant? 903 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,100 I am virtually a professional. 904 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,000 According to whom? 905 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:30,800 I won Miss Malmesbury Golden Tones in 1956. 906 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,300 My treble was renowned throughout the county. 907 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,300 As is my velvety bass. 908 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:38,600 You leave your velvety bass out of this, Sir Charles! 909 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,600 No smutty talk in front of baby Jesus! 910 00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,300 Thank you both very much. 911 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,400 Um, I'll make my decision when I've heard everyone sing. 912 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:48,300 - Anyone for a mince pie? - Oh, yes. 913 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,600 Aww, me please! 914 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:53,000 Two. 915 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:56,800 Paul Chambers totally thinks I'm a bona fide Pagan. 916 00:45:56,900 --> 00:45:59,200 Well, I should hope he does. She kept me waiting ages, Aggie! 917 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,600 Well, it was worth it. 918 00:46:00,700 --> 00:46:02,600 He invited me back tomorrow. 919 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:04,300 Hm, what for? 920 00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:07,300 - The Festival of Satin-narlia. - Saturnalia. 921 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:10,100 It was started by the Romans to celebrate 922 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:15,300 "the rise of the invincible sun, not some daft virgin birth." 923 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:16,500 Hiswords not mine, Vicar. 924 00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,300 - No offense. - None taken. 925 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,100 They're gonna make an offering to the gods to give thanks. 926 00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:22,100 Thanks for what? 927 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,100 Phyllis Tamworthy's death. 928 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:25,800 He's worried the police will be after them now. 929 00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:26,800 Like he knows they'll be connected 930 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,400 to the poisoning somehow. 931 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,100 Well, Hemlock is often used in Pagan ceremonies. 932 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,800 How do you know? 933 00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:33,800 I did a thesis on Paganism at college. 934 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,500 - Dark horse. - Nerd. 935 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,200 That might come in quite handy though. 936 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,800 Mulled wine anyone? 937 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,100 Oh! 938 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,900 Uh, is that altar wine, Mrs Boggle? 939 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,100 What? It's Christmas, Vicar. 940 00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:47,400 Oh, it must be a fuse. 941 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,800 Everybody outside. Come on. 942 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:16,800 More tea, Vicar? 943 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:20,500 It wasn't a fuse, Vicar. The power was deliberately cut. 944 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,100 Well, this is all getting rather nasty. 945 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,800 I do hope it can be resolved before Christmas. 946 00:47:24,900 --> 00:47:27,500 Stuff Christmas! What about the murderer? 947 00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,400 We need to catch them before they do it again! 948 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,500 Uh, why don't I pay the gardener a visit, 949 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,500 quiz him about the hemlock? 950 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:34,100 Are you sure that's wise, Vicar? 951 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,400 He doesn't half pong. 952 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:37,600 And he's got a vicious temper. 953 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,900 I'll make sure I keep my distance. 954 00:47:38,900 --> 00:47:41,100 Take Roy as a bodyguard! 955 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,900 - Where is Roy? - Where is Roy? 956 00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:44,400 Where is... I will tell you where Roy is! 957 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,800 Roy is upstairs, feeding his Christmas pudding, 958 00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:49,600 panicking about Christmas paperchains! 959 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,300 Roy! 960 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,100 I warned you and your lady friend not to get involved. 961 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:06,300 So, you knew there was gonna be trouble? 962 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,300 Didn't say that, did I? 963 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,200 Doris said you grew the salad 964 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,900 served the night she died. 965 00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:14,800 - So...? Is there any way 966 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:17,500 you could have confused hemlock with parsley? 967 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:19,100 Hemlock doesn't grow at this time of year. 968 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,300 Any fool knows that. 969 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,800 Was it your job to take the salad to the kitchen? 970 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,400 No, the old witch came, took what she wanted. 971 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,200 I always kept my distance. 972 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,300 Do you have any idea who might've killed her? 973 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:34,300 Well... 974 00:48:34,300 --> 00:48:37,000 I reckon I might have done it myself. 975 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:39,800 Wanted to many times. 976 00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:42,600 And I had a few pints of Scrumpie last night. 977 00:48:42,700 --> 00:48:46,600 So, maybe it was me. 978 00:48:46,700 --> 00:48:48,200 I certainly felt like putting this 979 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,900 through her heart 980 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,200 more than once! 981 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,600 Fred 982 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,200 why are you so angry? 983 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:07,200 That woman treated me worse than dirt on her shoe. 984 00:49:07,300 --> 00:49:08,900 But I never know 985 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,400 how truly wicked she was 986 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,700 till last week. 987 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,200 I told her I wanted to retire. 988 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,400 Take my pension. 989 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,300 I was always paid in cash. 990 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:23,600 And the odd bottle of sherry at Christmas. 991 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:26,600 Well, she said it was all on record. 992 00:49:26,700 --> 00:49:29,500 But it wasn't. 993 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:32,500 She never paid my stamps like she promised. 994 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,600 And she was selling my home to boot. 995 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:37,300 I am so sorry. That's awful. 996 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,600 I really think we should go and get some fresher air. 997 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:43,200 She said it was my fault for trusting her, 998 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,800 that I'd have to work until I kicked the bucket. 999 00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,600 I felt like docking someone's head off! 1000 00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:50,500 Ah, I think we've got what we need. 1001 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,900 Yes. Thanks for your time, Fred. 1002 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,700 Ugh. 1003 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,500 Oh? 1004 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,700 It doesn't feel right. 1005 00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:18,100 It feels like we're dancing on her grave. 1006 00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:20,100 Well, that's exactly what we are doing. 1007 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,800 Cheers! 1008 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,800 Don't tell me you're not secretly relieved. 1009 00:50:23,900 --> 00:50:26,900 You need your share of the money just as much as we do. 1010 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:31,900 Just leave it in the kitchen, Fred. That'll be all. 1011 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,800 No. 1012 00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:36,200 That won't be all, you patronizing cow. 1013 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,500 I'm owed my annual bonus. 1014 00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:42,300 50 quid, plus my Christmas bottle. 1015 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,800 You don't fool anyone. You know that? 1016 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:47,300 Thinking you're better than the rest of us. 1017 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:50,200 Well, we all know who you are. 1018 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,600 Tamworthy scum. 1019 00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:54,100 Always were and always will be. 1020 00:50:54,100 --> 00:50:56,500 Do something, Jeffrey! 1021 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:57,900 Well, now look here. 1022 00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:00,100 I am! 1023 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:02,100 I'm looking at you boy! 1024 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,200 All of you. 1025 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,300 And I know the truth. 1026 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,800 Didn't know that, did you? 1027 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:11,100 And there's no way I'm taking the blame 1028 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:14,900 of your evil-doings. 1029 00:51:14,900 --> 00:51:18,200 So enjoy your fancy French champagne. 1030 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,900 There won't be any of that where you're going! 1031 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,000 Smelly Fred's definitely got motive. 1032 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,800 He worked there his whole life, 1033 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:46,200 and Phyll was gonna leave him with nothing. 1034 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,300 I noticed something odd. Fresh hemlock. 1035 00:51:48,300 --> 00:51:51,100 And he said hemlock doesn't grow at this time of year. 1036 00:51:51,100 --> 00:51:54,300 Oh, he's definitely hiding something. Right. 1037 00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:56,800 - Well, we need to go back. - Uh, without me I'm afraid. 1038 00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,100 I've still got my Christmas sermon to write. 1039 00:51:58,100 --> 00:51:59,700 Before you go, 1040 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:01,000 you don't happen to know anything 1041 00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,600 about an old, ruined Abbey 1042 00:52:02,700 --> 00:52:04,900 on the Lower Tapor Estate, do you? 1043 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:07,300 No. Why? 1044 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:10,700 On the night of the murder, you said you heard bells? 1045 00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,500 Yes, I did. 1046 00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:14,800 Well, according to this map, it appeared that the sound 1047 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:18,100 of the bells was coming from the old Abbey itself. 1048 00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,300 You think it was the Pagans? 1049 00:52:19,300 --> 00:52:20,700 Oh, highly unlikely. 1050 00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:21,900 They worship in natural surroundings. 1051 00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:24,900 So, hills, caves, woods. 1052 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,200 Well, I'll see what I can find out. 1053 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,400 - You do that. - Good luck. 1054 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:30,400 Right, well, if we go now, 1055 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,200 we still have time for you to get back to continue 1056 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,600 with your paperchains! 1057 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:36,300 I'm not sure about this, Aggie. 1058 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,700 Fred could be our killer. 1059 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,400 Well, in that case, 1060 00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,600 we need to be ready, 1061 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:44,400 and we need to be armed. 1062 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:48,500 Fred? 1063 00:52:50,900 --> 00:52:52,500 Mr. Instick? 1064 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:57,700 Let's try around the back. 1065 00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,900 Here, hold this. 1066 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:24,700 Well, give us a hand! 1067 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:39,400 It wasn't locked. 1068 00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:43,500 Oh... 1069 00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:18,600 The salad bowl was in the pantry. 1070 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,700 Any one of them could've planted the hemlock 1071 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:24,700 because they all left the meal at some point. 1072 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:28,100 Sadie, to fetch the salad cream, 1073 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:30,300 Fran 1074 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,600 to fetch the sherry, 1075 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,400 and Jeffrey to pick up the salad plates 1076 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,800 via the toilet. 1077 00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,900 Well, I hope he washed his hands. 1078 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:41,700 Don't mind me. 1079 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:45,300 Just brought you some sample can-apes. 1080 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,900 Right. 1081 00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:48,600 And then we have Alison who went all the way 1082 00:54:48,700 --> 00:54:51,600 to the car to fetch his cardie. 1083 00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:55,800 Then Phyll made her big speech. 1084 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,600 She started slurring, so she went to bed. 1085 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:02,100 Meanwhile, Roy and myself... 1086 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,700 Risked life and limb. 1087 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:05,600 Just to see that she was okay. 1088 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:07,100 Why am I the donkey? 1089 00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:08,600 Well, it's hardly representational. 1090 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,700 I mean, if Agatha's the Virgin Mary. 1091 00:55:10,700 --> 00:55:12,600 I want to be Joseph. 1092 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:16,300 - Okay, Joseph! Thank you! 1093 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:18,700 So, we have Phyll in bed, 1094 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,900 dead, fully clothed, 1095 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,800 with the door locked but no key. 1096 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,500 So the door must've been locked 1097 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:28,100 from the outside by our murderer. 1098 00:55:28,100 --> 00:55:29,300 Hmm. 1099 00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:30,900 - Charles. - Hmm. 1100 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,600 Can you please stop eating the Manor House? 1101 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:34,600 Sorry. I didn't have any breakfast. 1102 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,600 My ho-ho-hot dogs should sort you out. 1103 00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:40,100 Oh, how perfectly ingenious, Mrs. B. 1104 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:43,100 Then we've got the angry Pagan villagers. 1105 00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:46,300 And their ringleader, Paul Chambers 1106 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:48,300 all determined to hold on to their homes 1107 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:51,500 and, more importantly, their sacred land. 1108 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:53,700 Were they prepared to kill rather than give it up? 1109 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,900 There have been historical complaints about Lower Tapor 1110 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,300 being a site of witchcraft. 1111 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,700 They could be connected? 1112 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,600 Maybe that's where they're going tonight? 1113 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:01,600 And I'm going with them. 1114 00:56:01,700 --> 00:56:03,100 - Oh, no. - No. 1115 00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:04,900 It should be me. 1116 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,600 Paul Chambers knows you. 1117 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:09,900 Oh, I can handle an idiot like him. 1118 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:12,800 Hey! Hello, Bill. 1119 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,900 The pathologist's report's back on Fred Instick. 1120 00:56:14,900 --> 00:56:16,800 Mm. 1121 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:20,300 Liquid hemlock was found in the remains of the sherry. 1122 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,900 Wasn't Phyllis the only one who drank it? 1123 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,100 So whoever poisoned the sherry meant it for her. 1124 00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:27,300 Ah, not necessarily. 1125 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,400 Fred always received 1126 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:32,000 a bottle of sherry at Christmas. 1127 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:36,100 Well, I overhead him tell the family he knew the truth. 1128 00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:39,100 So he believed one or all of them were guilty? 1129 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:42,500 So either he was silenced 1130 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:46,700 or his death was a tragic mistake. 1131 00:56:49,700 --> 00:56:51,800 Who fancies tasting Santa's balls? 1132 00:56:51,900 --> 00:56:53,500 Yes, please! 1133 00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,700 Uniform didn't find anything of interest. 1134 00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:16,900 Ah, well, that's because 1135 00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:20,200 uniform didn't know what they were looking for. 1136 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,800 Hemlock Farm? 1137 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,800 I had no idea. 1138 00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:44,400 There have been rumors that this estate 1139 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,600 has been used for witchcraft. 1140 00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:49,300 All utter nonsense! 1141 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,800 The only witch around here was Phyll Tamworthy. 1142 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:54,300 Now, if you don't mind, 1143 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,400 I've got things to do. 1144 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,100 I feel sorry for Fred. I really do. 1145 00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:07,300 But that's what happens to nosey parkers. 1146 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,800 Oh, you think he was murdered 1147 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,800 because he knew something? 1148 00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:15,100 I wouldn't meddle any further, Mrs. Raisin, 1149 00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:17,600 or you could be next. 1150 00:58:54,700 --> 00:58:56,300 Sorry I couldn't get here earlier. 1151 00:58:56,300 --> 00:58:57,800 Did you find anything for Mum? 1152 00:58:57,900 --> 00:58:59,800 What do you reckon? 1153 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,800 - Perfect! - I got one for Agatha too. 1154 00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,300 Just a little thank you for all the time off 1155 00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,600 for driving lessons. 1156 00:59:05,700 --> 00:59:07,300 I'm so going to fail, though. 1157 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,300 If you fail, 1158 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:10,400 you can do it again. 1159 00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:11,800 It's doing my head in, Bill, 1160 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:13,800 and then there's Christmas with your folks. 1161 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,900 Mum's really happy you're coming. 1162 00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,400 But what am I going to wear? 1163 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,900 I'll have to borrow something off my nan. 1164 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:19,100 And then what am I gonna do with my hair? 1165 00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,800 Up do, down do? 1166 00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:22,600 You're about to infiltrate a Pagan coven, 1167 00:59:22,700 --> 00:59:24,100 and you're worrying about your hair? 1168 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:25,700 God, talking of which, 1169 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:28,000 nearly time to get on my broomstick. 1170 00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:31,300 Are you absolutely sure you want to go through with this? 1171 00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:34,500 I want to help you solve this case, whatever it takes. 1172 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:36,900 It's about time they knew how brilliant you are. 1173 00:59:36,900 --> 00:59:38,500 Aha! 1174 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:43,900 What do you think of my eyes? 1175 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,400 Too much? 1176 00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:48,400 Can you even walk in those trousers? 1177 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,600 To be honest, I am a little worried about my circulation. 1178 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:55,300 Ah, mulled wine. Thank you. 1179 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,100 Chin-chin. 1180 01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:17,300 Where on earth did you find this? 1181 01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:18,700 The Vicarage Library. 1182 01:00:18,700 --> 01:00:20,900 It is a treasure trove of local history. 1183 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,300 So this area, The Hallowed Hollow, 1184 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,200 is an ancient site of Pagan worship. 1185 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:28,500 Until the Church built an Abbey over it. 1186 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,500 What do they worship exactly? 1187 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,800 The divinity of nature, more specifically the elements, 1188 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,500 earth, air, fire, and water. 1189 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,300 My ex was definitely into the witchcraft side of things. 1190 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:41,300 Casting spells, potions, lotions, big wand... magic. 1191 01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:43,500 Well, magic is where it gets darker... 1192 01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,800 Using black magic to have power over others. 1193 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:56,100 That was good! 1194 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:59,100 What do you reckon, Charlie? Do you think I might pass? 1195 01:00:59,100 --> 01:01:03,100 Not unless one of them has cast a spell on the examiner. 1196 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:05,100 Right. 1197 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:07,400 Wait, Paul wants me to go alone, 1198 01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,600 so stay well back. 1199 01:01:08,700 --> 01:01:11,600 Oh, and wear the earpiece. 1200 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:14,400 Only intervene if things get lairy. 1201 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,400 How will I know? 1202 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,900 We need a code word. 1203 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:22,900 Brandy butter. 1204 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,900 Brandy butter. Brandy butter. Brandy butter. 1205 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,900 Shh! 1206 01:01:28,500 --> 01:01:30,700 Brandy butter. 1207 01:01:30,700 --> 01:01:32,600 Alright? 1208 01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:34,100 Welcome. 1209 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,100 Elsie 1210 01:01:39,100 --> 01:01:42,400 prepare our sacrifice. 1211 01:01:47,100 --> 01:01:50,900 Ding dong, Saturnalia! 1212 01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:55,100 Ding dong, Saturnalia! 1213 01:01:55,100 --> 01:01:56,100 Wrapping, done. 1214 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,400 Paperchains, done. 1215 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,900 Handmade crackers, done. 1216 01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,300 We still need to pick up the turkey 1217 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:01,900 and make the pigs in blankets. 1218 01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,900 Are you even listening? 1219 01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:06,900 Yeah, I'm... I'm reading up on Saturnalia. 1220 01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:08,800 What about Christmas? It's two days away! 1221 01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:11,600 It says here that the holiday was celebrated 1222 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:14,100 with a sacrifice at the Temple of Saturn. 1223 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:15,500 Sacrifice? 1224 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:17,100 Toni said they mentioned an offering. 1225 01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:18,600 And that the sacrifice was made 1226 01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:20,800 in gratitude for a wish granted. 1227 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,900 Phyll's death. 1228 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,400 What if Toni's the sacrifice? 1229 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:28,700 Ding dong, Saturnalia! 1230 01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:33,200 Ding dong, Saturnalia! 1231 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,400 Ding dong, Saturnalia! 1232 01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:42,100 We cast this circle 1233 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:46,200 to create a sacred space 1234 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:50,700 in which to summon the elements. 1235 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:54,500 Lord of Air! 1236 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,900 Lord of Air! 1237 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,900 Lord of Earth. 1238 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,200 Lord of Earth! 1239 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,500 Lord of Water. 1240 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:08,900 Lord of Water! 1241 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,500 Lord of Fire. 1242 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,800 Lord of Fire! 1243 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,400 Blessed be! 1244 01:03:16,500 --> 01:03:19,600 Blessed be! 1245 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:22,200 We gather here to celebrate 1246 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,400 the return of the light, 1247 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:28,600 its truth eclipsed by the lie 1248 01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:31,300 that is Christmas. 1249 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,800 And in gratitude for granting us 1250 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:38,300 our dearest wish, 1251 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,800 we make an offering 1252 01:03:40,900 --> 01:03:43,300 of our own. 1253 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,100 Let the Festivities begin! 1254 01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:54,000 - Blessed be! Join us! 1255 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,200 Join us! 1256 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:12,800 I anoint you with water and salt 1257 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,800 as an act of consecration. 1258 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,800 You're a fake! 1259 01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:44,800 Brandy butter! 1260 01:04:44,900 --> 01:04:46,000 I always knew you was a fake, 1261 01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:47,600 as soon as I saw ya! 1262 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:49,100 Brandy butter! 1263 01:04:49,100 --> 01:04:51,600 Brandy bloody butter! 1264 01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:55,100 Paul? 1265 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:58,500 Paul! 1266 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,400 Paul? 1267 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,700 Paul! 1268 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,300 Paul? 1269 01:05:21,900 --> 01:05:23,100 Charles said that Paul Chambers 1270 01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:25,900 looked like he was expecting someone. 1271 01:05:25,900 --> 01:05:27,400 Who? 1272 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,600 Well, the pathologist confirmed 1273 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:30,300 he was struck before he fell. 1274 01:05:30,300 --> 01:05:31,400 So it was definitely no accident. 1275 01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:32,800 Hm. 1276 01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:34,800 Right, I've got a meeting with forensics, 1277 01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:36,100 but I'll let you know if I hear anything else. 1278 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,800 Okay. Bye. 1279 01:05:43,100 --> 01:05:44,700 Hello, Bill. 1280 01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,000 Should I ask? 1281 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:48,100 - No. - Okay. 1282 01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:55,500 Mate of Mr B's bagged it last night. 1283 01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:58,200 I'm going to make pheasant giblet paste 1284 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:01,100 for my Star of Wonder vol au vents. 1285 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:06,900 Okay. 1286 01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:09,100 I really think we should be looking at the Tamworthys. 1287 01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:11,200 But they... 1288 01:06:11,300 --> 01:06:12,800 They... 1289 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:18,100 They employed us to solve the case. 1290 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:19,600 But it could be a double bluff? 1291 01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:21,500 I mean, who was Phyllis Tamworthy? 1292 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:23,100 Why was she so vile to her children? 1293 01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:25,300 I mean, did something happen to her in her past? 1294 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,100 Oh, it was a terrible scandal 1295 01:06:27,100 --> 01:06:29,100 when she married Marley Tamworthy. 1296 01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,300 I mean, he... he was engaged to somebody else 1297 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,400 when he won the lottery. 1298 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,300 What? 1299 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,500 Ooh. 1300 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,700 Look at this. 1301 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:39,000 Is... Is this her? 1302 01:06:39,100 --> 01:06:41,100 Not sure. I never met her. 1303 01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,900 Oh, now that's Doris Crampton. 1304 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:45,500 Oh, hello love. 1305 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:51,600 Phyll was always out for what she could get. 1306 01:06:51,700 --> 01:06:55,300 Attracted men like moths to a flame. 1307 01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:56,900 She hasn't aged well then. 1308 01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:00,500 Oh, don't get me wrong... She was never a looker. 1309 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:04,100 Just had that... sex thing going on. 1310 01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:06,800 Delete image. 1311 01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:08,600 Tell us about Marley. 1312 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:11,600 Oh, he was dead ordinary. 1313 01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:13,100 A bin man. 1314 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:14,900 Phyll never gave him a second glance 1315 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,800 till he won all that money. 1316 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:18,600 Boggle said he was engaged? 1317 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,100 Hm, to Carrie Shufflebottom. 1318 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:23,400 We were neighbors at the time. 1319 01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,900 A big, plain, kind hearted girl. 1320 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:31,100 Didn't stand a chance once Phyll got to work on him. 1321 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:33,100 It didn't exactly sound like happily ever after, though. 1322 01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:35,400 Oh, far from it. 1323 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,700 Two years later, 1324 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:41,300 Marley tried to get back with Carrie. 1325 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:43,300 She'd had a kiddie by then, 1326 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,900 but that didn't bother him. 1327 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:49,200 Phyll said she never wanted any and that made him miserable. 1328 01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,600 So what made him stay? 1329 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:54,100 She lied she was pregnant. 1330 01:07:54,100 --> 01:07:56,300 What happened to Carrie? 1331 01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:59,900 She'd always been such a home bird. 1332 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,600 Rarely left the village, 1333 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,700 but that humiliation was too much for her. 1334 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:06,900 She walked out one day 1335 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,100 and didn't come back. 1336 01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:13,400 Her daughter still lives in the same cottage. 1337 01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:22,900 So your mother just disappeared, 1338 01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:24,700 and you never heard from her again? 1339 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,100 It's what men do all the time. 1340 01:08:26,100 --> 01:08:27,700 Agreed. 1341 01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:29,900 Did no one question Phyllis Tamworthy? 1342 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,300 Police told my Nan there was no evidence against her. 1343 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:34,700 It's divine justice someone 1344 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:37,900 finally had the nerve to bump her off. 1345 01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:41,600 I've lost everything 'cause of her. 1346 01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:43,300 Well, we are trying to find out 1347 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:45,900 what happened to your mum and to Paul. 1348 01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:48,300 But if it's too painful... 1349 01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,600 It's more painful not knowing. 1350 01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:54,700 The real tragedy was that Mum and Marley 1351 01:08:54,700 --> 01:08:57,000 properly loved each other. 1352 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,800 Phyll was only after his money. 1353 01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:02,400 That's Mum's engagement photo. 1354 01:09:02,500 --> 01:09:04,800 Nan said she still wore her engagement ring 1355 01:09:04,900 --> 01:09:07,800 even after he ended it. 1356 01:09:07,900 --> 01:09:09,200 Excuse me. 1357 01:09:14,500 --> 01:09:16,000 - Poor Carrie. - Mm-hmm. 1358 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:18,400 Poor Carrie, indeed. 1359 01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:20,800 Phyll lived the life that she should've had. 1360 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,800 They're from the Coven. 1361 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:28,300 Paul was a good man, 1362 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,500 despite what people might say. 1363 01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:33,300 You have to find out who did this, Agatha. 1364 01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,900 I will do my best. 1365 01:09:34,900 --> 01:09:37,300 I promise you. 1366 01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:38,700 For all her wickedness, 1367 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:41,300 Phyll still had some sort of conscience. 1368 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:42,800 About what? 1369 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,300 She came around a few days before she died. 1370 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:47,300 Said she'd been thinking about Mum recently, 1371 01:09:47,300 --> 01:09:49,700 how hard life must've been without her 1372 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:52,200 and that I deserved some luck. 1373 01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:54,000 What did she mean? 1374 01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:56,300 Well, she offered to exclude my cottage from the sale 1375 01:09:56,300 --> 01:09:58,800 as long as the grounds remained untouched. 1376 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:00,300 Mum loved her garden 1377 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:02,800 and Phyll thought it should be preserved 1378 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,100 to honor her memory. 1379 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,500 Hmm. 1380 01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:16,100 She's going to lay them where he died. 1381 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,900 That's so sad, Aggie. 1382 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:21,400 Which is why we have to find out who is behind all of this. 1383 01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:22,900 Yes, but how? 1384 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,600 The first thing Phyll did 1385 01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:28,300 after her visitation from Marley 1386 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:29,700 was to come here. 1387 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:31,900 Why? 1388 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,600 Well, Scrooge learns he'll be trapped in chains 1389 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:36,600 for all eternity unless he puts things right. 1390 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,500 What did Phyll do to Carrie? 1391 01:10:40,900 --> 01:10:42,400 Phyll said that she had 1392 01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:44,800 buried things in the past, 1393 01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:49,100 thingsthat had come back to haunt her. 1394 01:10:49,100 --> 01:10:50,400 Buried. 1395 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:53,000 You don't think... 1396 01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:56,800 That's why she wanted to leave the grounds untouched, Roy! 1397 01:10:56,900 --> 01:10:59,500 Carrie's still here, Roy! 1398 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:05,300 I'm not digging up the whole bloody garden 1399 01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:06,800 on one of your hunches. 1400 01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:09,300 She doesn't have to be under the lawn, Roy. 1401 01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:14,800 She could be down a well or in an old shed or 1402 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:17,500 an outside loo. 1403 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,900 This is gonna do my back in for Christmas. 1404 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,400 I won't be able to get the turkey out of the oven. 1405 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:55,600 Oh, get on with it! 1406 01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:56,900 Oh! 1407 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,800 What is it? Is it bone? 1408 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:04,300 It's probably a fox or a badger or a vole or something. 1409 01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:06,100 A fox or a badger or a vole or something 1410 01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:07,800 with a penchant for emeralds! 1411 01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,900 Most excellent news. 1412 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,600 Wilkes has been delayed by a blizzard, 1413 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,500 so we still have just about enough time 1414 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,100 to solve this case before he gets back. 1415 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,800 I've got more important things to think about, 1416 01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:27,600 like will this beast even fit in the oven? 1417 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:29,100 Is that Carrie? 1418 01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:30,600 She looks like my aunt? 1419 01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:33,400 Right. That's the champagne on ice. 1420 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,500 Just the liqueurs to pick up now. 1421 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,400 Mr. Boggle cut these sprouts from the allotment. 1422 01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:41,200 Thanks, Boggle. There's a container here marked compost. 1423 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:43,000 Just shove them in there. 1424 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,100 What do you think of the personalized stockings, Agatha. 1425 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,700 Yeah, lovely. 1426 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,100 Well, I'm definitely the best looking. 1427 01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,100 Agatha... I got you this. 1428 01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:52,300 Listen, I've told you all before 1429 01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:54,000 that Christmas is canceled 1430 01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:56,600 until we've solved this case! 1431 01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,300 I've a promise to keep! 1432 01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,700 Well, according to Doris, 1433 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:01,100 the Tamworthys are planning to leave 1434 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,600 after the carol service. 1435 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:04,800 I don't believe the Tamworthys know 1436 01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:06,500 that their mother was a murderer. 1437 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,300 We need to keep it like that until the carol service. 1438 01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:11,100 See how they react. 1439 01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:11,900 How do we do that? 1440 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,800 Oh, I have a plan. 1441 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,200 Tidy yourself up, Roy. 1442 01:13:16,300 --> 01:13:17,200 Oh! 1443 01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:19,100 Turkey juice now. 1444 01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:21,200 Come along, Mrs. Boggle. 1445 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,200 My driving instructor's outside. 1446 01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,300 It's my test today. 1447 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:30,200 Oh, Charles, I'm absolutely bricking it. 1448 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,700 No need. 1449 01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:35,300 My new Pagan friends gave me this. 1450 01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,600 I brought them back to Barfield last night. 1451 01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:40,800 Gustav was not a happy bunny. 1452 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,100 What is it? 1453 01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:45,100 It's an amulet charm for good luck. 1454 01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:47,100 Never fails apparently. 1455 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,700 It certainly worked for me. 1456 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:53,500 You're a bloody legend, Charlie Fraith! 1457 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:55,100 How sweet. 1458 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:56,900 Right. 1459 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,300 - I need to go. - Knock 'em dead! 1460 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,300 I mean, not literally. 1461 01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:10,600 Sorry. 1462 01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:13,600 What are you doing? 1463 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:15,700 Maybe it will snow this Christmas. 1464 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:17,300 It's cold enough. 1465 01:14:19,900 --> 01:14:22,100 I remember once when I was a little girl, 1466 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:26,100 it snowed on Christmas Eve just like it's supposed to. 1467 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:27,900 I went to bed, 1468 01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:30,100 and I woke up on Christmas morning 1469 01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:34,600 and the whole world was white. 1470 01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:38,200 It was magical. 1471 01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,900 I need something to bring 1472 01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,600 a little magic back into my life. 1473 01:15:10,100 --> 01:15:11,100 What if they don't come? 1474 01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:12,500 They will. 1475 01:15:15,100 --> 01:15:17,600 Oh, it's your friend! 1476 01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:19,200 Hello! 1477 01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:24,700 Game on. 1478 01:15:38,100 --> 01:15:41,500 A very warm Christmas welcome to Carols by Candlelight 1479 01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:44,200 and my first official service as Parish curate. 1480 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,200 Our first carol will be number four on your sheets, 1481 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,300 "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing." 1482 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:55,100 And the first verse and final descant will be sung by... 1483 01:15:55,100 --> 01:15:57,500 Charlie Johnson! 1484 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:03,100 Oh, thank God. 1485 01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:05,100 Here we go. 1486 01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:27,200 No sign of any of them. 1487 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,100 They all ran off. So we're none the wiser. 1488 01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:32,500 No, Jeffrey ran off, and the others followed, 1489 01:17:32,500 --> 01:17:35,900 which makes him our prime suspect. 1490 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,800 Nothing. 1491 01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:42,800 But Alison Tamworthy's earrings, I recognized them. 1492 01:17:42,900 --> 01:17:46,800 They're the same ones Carrie was wearing in that photo. 1493 01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:49,100 Maybe they're all in it together? 1494 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:51,900 Let's head them off at the manor. 1495 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:53,800 Stay with Sarah. 1496 01:17:58,100 --> 01:18:00,000 Lady Field. 1497 01:18:00,100 --> 01:18:01,700 Are you leaving? 1498 01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:04,600 We've been branded a family of murderers 1499 01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:07,600 without a single shred of evidence. 1500 01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:09,500 Thank God I never have to come back 1501 01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:12,000 to this vicious, small-minded community. 1502 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,300 Where's Jeffrey? 1503 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:17,300 At the shop, I'd imagine. 1504 01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,200 Excuse me. 1505 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:19,600 Thank you. 1506 01:18:22,100 --> 01:18:24,600 Shop? 1507 01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,300 Hello? 1508 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:29,300 Jeffrey? 1509 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,800 Hello! 1510 01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:32,400 Ooh? Oh! 1511 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:36,300 Oh, look. 1512 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:38,300 What have we here? 1513 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,900 What is that appalling smell? 1514 01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:42,600 I recognize that bottle. 1515 01:18:42,700 --> 01:18:44,100 Yes, of course you do. 1516 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,900 Alison had it at the carol service. 1517 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:47,600 No, before that. 1518 01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:48,700 Where? 1519 01:18:48,700 --> 01:18:49,800 I'm trying to think. 1520 01:18:49,900 --> 01:18:52,500 Well, think faster! 1521 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,000 Ugh. 1522 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,400 Hemlock! 1523 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,900 Even more repellent when crushed. 1524 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,100 What's going on? 1525 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:02,800 Where's Jeffrey? 1526 01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,100 Is this your bottle, Alison? 1527 01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:06,600 What do you mean? 1528 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,300 We saw you. 1529 01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,500 You offered it to your husband in the church. 1530 01:19:10,500 --> 01:19:12,300 Yeah, for his cough. 1531 01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:15,100 If he died, you'd get his share of the inheritance. 1532 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:16,800 What? I don't understand. 1533 01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:18,700 Oh, well, let me explain to you. 1534 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:22,200 You see, the syrup in this bottle 1535 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:24,800 has been poisoned with hemlock. 1536 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,100 And what we want to know 1537 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,100 is where did you get it? 1538 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,100 - I took it. - Took it from where? 1539 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,600 - Fran's room. That's it! 1540 01:19:31,700 --> 01:19:33,100 I remember now. 1541 01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:40,900 Mr. Tamworthy! Jeffrey! 1542 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,900 Mr. Tamworthy! Can you hear me? 1543 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,700 Roy! Call an ambulance! 1544 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,200 I don't understand. 1545 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,300 Why would anyone want to hurt Jeffrey? 1546 01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:52,600 Go with her to the hospital. Uniform'll take over from there. 1547 01:19:52,700 --> 01:19:53,500 Oh, uniform! 1548 01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,800 Alison, your earrings... 1549 01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:57,100 Where did you get them? 1550 01:19:57,100 --> 01:19:58,300 From Jeffrey. 1551 01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,600 Phyll was selling the family jewelry, 1552 01:19:59,700 --> 01:20:01,100 and he was furious about it. 1553 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:04,800 So, he took them. 1554 01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:07,500 Right, Bill, we need to go and find Fran now! 1555 01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:10,100 Agatha, I've got officers looking for her. 1556 01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,900 There's nothing more we can do. 1557 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:27,000 I mean, we should be out there, searching. 1558 01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:29,800 We've done all we can. She can't have got far. 1559 01:20:29,900 --> 01:20:31,900 - Aah! 1560 01:20:31,900 --> 01:20:33,100 That'll be the carol singers. 1561 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,900 Well, get rid of them. 1562 01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:37,400 I think I'm going to scream! 1563 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:02,900 Bill, I'm so sorry. 1564 01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:05,600 I really... I... I shouldn't have... 1565 01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:07,700 You shouldn't leave your door open... 1566 01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:10,300 Agatha. 1567 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:13,300 Anything could happen. 1568 01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:16,600 You poisoned your mother. 1569 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:20,100 You locked her in her room, and you left her die. 1570 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:22,300 Poisoned her? How? I'm curious. 1571 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,500 Well, let me enlighten you. 1572 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:29,100 You mixed liquid hemlock into her sherry. 1573 01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,700 You placed fresh hemlock leaves in her salad, 1574 01:21:32,700 --> 01:21:35,600 and then you placed hemlock root in her hands 1575 01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:38,000 to implicate the Pagans. 1576 01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:40,100 You should write thrillers, Agatha. 1577 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,200 Should I? 1578 01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:56,100 Bill! 1579 01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:57,900 Shut up! 1580 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,200 Oh! 1581 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:28,300 Bill! Bill! 1582 01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:30,300 Bill! 1583 01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,300 Bill! 1584 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,100 Aaah! 1585 01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:48,400 There'd always been rumors 1586 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:51,800 about Mother being involved in Carrie's disappearance. 1587 01:23:51,900 --> 01:23:54,800 When I saw the earrings, I finally knew the truth. 1588 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:57,800 That your mother had killed Carrie. 1589 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:00,100 How did you know the earrings belonged to Carrie? 1590 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:02,800 I recognized them. 1591 01:24:02,900 --> 01:24:06,900 Elsie and I used to play together at the cottage. 1592 01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:10,100 Her mum's photo was on the mantelpiece. 1593 01:24:10,100 --> 01:24:11,300 I used to wonder what it would be like 1594 01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:13,500 to have a mother like that. 1595 01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:14,900 So you hatched your plan, 1596 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:16,500 poisoned her sherry, 1597 01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:19,600 knowing that no one else was going to touch it. 1598 01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:21,600 You poisoned one bottle in the rack 1599 01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:23,300 so her death would be random. 1600 01:24:23,300 --> 01:24:25,900 Like a game of Russian roulette. 1601 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:28,800 By which time, you would be far, far away. 1602 01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:30,900 - Way beyond suspicion. But when you learned 1603 01:24:30,900 --> 01:24:32,300 the new will was about to be signed, 1604 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,500 you had to speed things up. 1605 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:36,600 So you added fresh hemlock to her salad 1606 01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:38,300 in her special spotted bowl. 1607 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,300 I wanted her to die! 1608 01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:42,700 Painfully! 1609 01:24:42,700 --> 01:24:44,400 And Fred Instick? 1610 01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:45,900 No, he wasn't part of the plan. 1611 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,900 You saw him take the sherry. 1612 01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:50,700 You knew it could have been poisoned. 1613 01:24:50,700 --> 01:24:53,000 He told us he knew the truth. 1614 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,400 But there was someone else that you saw as a threat. 1615 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:58,900 Paul Chambers was blackmailing you. 1616 01:24:58,900 --> 01:25:01,800 I knew Fred grew hemlock for the coven. 1617 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,500 I didn't have time to find the key, 1618 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,100 so I forced the door and took what I needed. 1619 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:08,500 But you were seen by Paul Chambers and Fred Instick. 1620 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,400 And when Paul realized that your mother 1621 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:12,900 had been poisoned by hemlock 1622 01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:14,400 he put two and two together. 1623 01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:16,400 He demanded I transfer 1624 01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:19,100 all rights of their sacred land to him. 1625 01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,300 I agreed to meet him at The Hallowed Hollow. 1626 01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:25,000 I said I had documents for him to sign. 1627 01:25:25,100 --> 01:25:27,100 But instead, you killed him. 1628 01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:28,500 How could I trust it would end there? 1629 01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,400 Of course, you had to cover your tracks, 1630 01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:33,400 regardless of any consequences. 1631 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:36,100 Consequences that included almost killing your brother. 1632 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:38,800 So you hid the poison in plain sight. 1633 01:25:38,900 --> 01:25:42,000 You crushed the hemlock into the cough syrup. 1634 01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:43,900 When you saw Alison with the bottle at the carols, 1635 01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:46,300 you panicked, had to get it back. 1636 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:48,600 So you followed Jeffrey to the shop. 1637 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:51,500 When I found him, he could barely breathe. 1638 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,700 And then he guessed what I'd done. 1639 01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:57,500 I was trying to reason with him when he fell. 1640 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,600 Make him see that everything I'd done was totally justified. 1641 01:26:00,700 --> 01:26:03,100 You really believe that, don't you? 1642 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:05,900 Well, so would you if you'd had a mother like mine! 1643 01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:11,500 But she did teach me something valuable. 1644 01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:15,600 Never... give 1645 01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:17,100 up! 1646 01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:37,300 Is everything okay? 1647 01:26:37,300 --> 01:26:39,800 Yes, everything's fine now. 1648 01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:43,700 Hmm, we've had a bit of an incident. 1649 01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:51,100 Oh, I can't wait to see Wilkes' face 1650 01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,800 when he hears you've solved a murder case in three days flat 1651 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:56,300 while he was off partying with Santa. 1652 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,000 We solved it together. 1653 01:26:58,100 --> 01:27:01,100 Yeah, but he doesn't need to know that, does he? 1654 01:27:01,100 --> 01:27:03,600 Aggie! 1655 01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:04,900 Agatha Raisin! 1656 01:27:04,900 --> 01:27:06,500 There it is. 1657 01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:18,800 Turkey's in. Stuffing done. 1658 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,400 Veg is prepped and ready to go. 1659 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,900 Well, it looks like it's a good time 1660 01:27:23,900 --> 01:27:25,300 to open the champagne. 1661 01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,900 - Ooh! - Oh! 1662 01:27:26,900 --> 01:27:28,600 Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas 1663 01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:30,100 before we head off. 1664 01:27:30,100 --> 01:27:32,200 And there's been a genuine Christmas miracle. 1665 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,400 Hmm? 1666 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:35,400 Toni passed her driving test! 1667 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:37,100 You kept that quiet! 1668 01:27:37,100 --> 01:27:39,200 Well, I didn't want to steal Bill's thunder. 1669 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:40,900 Which reminds me, 1670 01:27:40,900 --> 01:27:43,300 when the mechanic came to pick up Marilyn... 1671 01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:45,200 Thank you very much... 1672 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:46,700 He said that the radio was on 1673 01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:49,500 and the engine was still warm, so... 1674 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:52,300 So, another mystery for you to solve, Agatha. 1675 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:55,200 Hey, Mum. 1676 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,900 Yeah, we're just leaving now. Hold on, I can't hear you. 1677 01:27:57,900 --> 01:27:59,600 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas. 1678 01:27:59,700 --> 01:28:01,200 Can I just... 1679 01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:04,800 Oh! Wish me luck. 1680 01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,000 Good luck! 1681 01:28:07,900 --> 01:28:10,300 Oh. 1682 01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:11,900 Uh, excuse me. 1683 01:28:11,900 --> 01:28:14,900 You're not sneaking off to the pub, are you? 1684 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:17,400 As if. 1685 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,700 Where are you going? 1686 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:22,300 That would be telling. 1687 01:28:22,300 --> 01:28:24,800 Oh. 1688 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:28,700 Well, you did it then. It smells amazing. 1689 01:28:28,700 --> 01:28:30,400 Hm, I don't know. Still time to burn the spuds 1690 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:33,500 and drop the turkey... again. 1691 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,100 James sent me a little Christmas parcel, 1692 01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:37,500 and this was in it for you. 1693 01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:38,600 Oh? 1694 01:28:45,700 --> 01:28:47,800 "Wishing you all the best at Christmas. 1695 01:28:47,900 --> 01:28:49,900 With much love as ever, 1696 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,300 James." 1697 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:56,600 You okay, Aggie? 1698 01:28:56,700 --> 01:28:59,600 You know what? 1699 01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:01,600 I am! 1700 01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:03,500 Brilliant news! 1701 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,900 My parents have food poisoning! 1702 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,900 Bill! - Yes! 1703 01:29:05,900 --> 01:29:06,900 That's awful. 1704 01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:08,100 Oh, it's not serious. 1705 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:09,900 They're just not feeling very festive. 1706 01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:10,800 But we are! 1707 01:29:10,900 --> 01:29:12,600 So let's get this party started! 1708 01:29:12,700 --> 01:29:14,100 - Okay. Yes, please! 1709 01:29:14,100 --> 01:29:15,600 Champagne? 1710 01:29:19,400 --> 01:29:21,000 Ladies and gentlemen, 1711 01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:25,100 now before we embark on this truly magnificent feast, 1712 01:29:25,100 --> 01:29:27,100 - I would just like to... - Room for one more? 1713 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,700 Mr. Boggles' out cold. 1714 01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:31,100 Too much creme de menthe down The Feathers. 1715 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:34,000 The more, the merrier! Come on, Mrs. B. 1716 01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:37,100 Well, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, 1717 01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:41,100 we have rather a lot of firsts to toast around this table. 1718 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:46,200 Bill's first case as lead Detective. 1719 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:49,700 Sarah's first Christmas as curate. 1720 01:29:49,700 --> 01:29:52,400 And Toni's as a driver. 1721 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,700 And Aggie's first Christmas 1722 01:29:55,700 --> 01:29:57,500 that hasn't been a complete disaster, 1723 01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,400 - thanks to me. 1724 01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:01,600 And to Agatha. 1725 01:30:01,700 --> 01:30:03,300 The best friend any of us could ever have. 1726 01:30:03,300 --> 01:30:04,600 To Aggie! Aggie! 1727 01:30:04,700 --> 01:30:06,300 Mrs. Raisin. 1728 01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:08,100 And here's to us all, 1729 01:30:08,100 --> 01:30:11,600 my delightfully dysfunctional family. 1730 01:30:50,700 --> 01:30:51,900 Yay! 1731 01:30:58,700 --> 01:31:02,000 - Mm. - Hope that's not hemlock? 1732 01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,700 Old time's sake? 1733 01:31:04,900 --> 01:31:06,900 You know, I still remember Cyprus. 1734 01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:09,600 Secret Santa, everyone! 1735 01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:11,400 Saved by the Boggle! 1736 01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:19,900 What do you think? What do you think? 1737 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,600 Testicles 1738 01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:25,400 on a key ring. 1739 01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:27,100 Who got me these? 1740 01:31:27,100 --> 01:31:29,900 I thought they were chestnuts! 1741 01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:31,600 They're balls, Boggle. 1742 01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:33,500 What about me?! 1743 01:31:39,700 --> 01:31:41,400 What is he doing? 1744 01:31:51,900 --> 01:31:54,200 It's snowing. 1745 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,000 You might need this. 1746 01:32:04,700 --> 01:32:06,600 Come this way. 1747 01:32:13,900 --> 01:32:15,900 It was you! 1748 01:32:15,900 --> 01:32:17,100 Look at you 1749 01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:19,400 with your snow machine! 1750 01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:23,700 Feliz Navidad as they say in Corsham! 1751 01:32:23,700 --> 01:32:26,200 Did you all know about this? 1752 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,600 Well you did say you wanted a white Christmas. 1753 01:32:28,700 --> 01:32:30,100 Yeah! 1754 01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:32,600 Charlie, can we go full Bing Crosby please. 1755 01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:33,800 Check! 1756 01:32:37,100 --> 01:32:39,300 Say hello to my little friend. 1757 01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:41,100 Ha ha ha! 1758 01:32:41,100 --> 01:32:42,900 Ooh! 1759 01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:45,200 Yeah! 1760 01:32:51,900 --> 01:32:53,200 Ah. 122111